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2019-06-12 01:40 21003278 Anonymous what will you do if you were beating your meat to Nicki Minaj than you saw her after an hour (1417626213_nicki-minaj-powerhouse-zoom.jpg 1042x1500 675kB)
4 min later 21003285 Anonymous
>>21003278
I would go up to her and tell her that I just fapped to her, and then I would grab her ass and demand that she have sex with me
8 min later 21003293 Anonymous
>>21003285
She would laugh to your face and ask security to beat your gross ass
9 min later 21003297 Anonymous
Also threaten to hurt her family and punch her in the face if she doesn’t comply with your demand
11 min later 21003299 Anonymous
>>21003293
No she wouldn’t because I would punch her in the face and knock her out cold if she doesn’t comply
14 min later 21003307 Anonymous (869C51C7-41B8-4F3B-AF82-D603C4DCB026.jpg 662x600 56kB)
>>21003297
No joke, this is how you would look when you try to “threaten her family” even in this fictional situation...
18 min later 21003319 Anonymous
>>21003307
I don’t care. I would just knock her out and have sex with her while she’s unconscious
24 min later 21003330 Anonymous
>>21003319
What ever you say champ, I bet you would also “demand” POTUS to give you the presidency and all of his money
34 min later 21003344 Anonymous
>>21003319
before you have sex with her ask her for a penis surgery it would not fet her ass at normal size
34 min later 21003345 Anonymous
>>21003330
Bernie Sanders is the president so no I wouldn’t
37 min later 21003353 Anonymous
>>21003344
I would put my foot up her ass and not my penis
40 min later 21003365 Anonymous
>>21003353
damn
45 min later 21003372 Anonymous
>>21003278
Did this happen to you
47 min later 21003379 Anonymous
>>21003372
No, i hate fire hydrants and traffic lights
48 min later 21003383 Anonymous
>>21003372
no
52 min later 21003388 Anonymous
>>21003383
Yes
54 min later 21003393 Anonymous (68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f69366a4e78425a35494d587179513d3d2d3236353330373732362e313435343539643235633031303361362.gif 500x275 1734kB)
>>21003388
yeah
56 min later 21003396 Anonymous
>>21003393
This is the 15th time it’s happened to me
57 min later 21003398 Anonymous
>>21003396
you are a true gamer
58 min later 21003403 Anonymous
>>21003398
I play alot of Fortnite
1 hours later 21003418 Anonymous (maxresdefault.jpg 1280x720 116kB)
>>21003403
1 hours later 21003422 Anonymous
>>21003353
Settle down Red
1 hours later 21003476 Anonymous
>>21003422
I would also chokeslam her onto the sidewalk and then stomp on her nutsack
1 hours later 21003480 Anonymous
>>21003476
dude chill why would you do that
1 hours later 21003489 Anonymous
>>21003480
Because I feel like it. I would also siphon all the gas out of her car and then shove it up her ass
1 hours later 21003498 Anonymous
>>21003489
you monster her ass is so big already
1 hours later 21003502 Anonymous
>>21003498
Id shove her ass up her ass too
1 hours later 21003531 Anonymous (D80Lm20W4AAfSlb.jpg 640x463 50kB)
>>21003502
1 hours later 21003536 Anonymous
I would pay all the security guards $5 each to let me punch her in the face and then throw her through a glass window before forcing her to have sex with me in the middle of the street
1 hours later 21003543 Anonymous (D2QQDarXcAAZyIr.jpg 323x323 13kB)
>>21003536
1 hours later 21003547 Anonymous (1538275062966.png 400x250 153kB)
>>21003536
This guy knows how to have a good time.
1 hours later 21003556 Anonymous
>>21003543
I also want to run her over in my car and then use her as a hood ornament
1 hours later 21003559 Anonymous
>>21003556
But before that, I would force her to steal a car and run over fire hydrants and street signs
1 hours later 21003563 Anonymous
>>21003559
ask her to play Minecraft too
1 hours later 21003570 Anonymous
>>21003563
I’ll demand that she plays Minecraft while driving, and I’ll also give her 8 hits of LSD, 8 oz of mushrooms, and 8 pot brownies
1 hours later 21003578 Anonymous (1559457209479.jpg 2000x3000 1257kB)
>>21003570
what do you think about her
1 hours later 21003581 Anonymous
>>21003578
Id give her 13 hits of LSD instead of 8
1 hours later 21003582 Anonymous
>>21003581
why 13
1 hours later 21003584 Anonymous
>>21003578
Is that president Obama??
1 hours later 21003588 Anonymous
>>21003584
no, I'm white
1 hours later 21003592 Anonymous
>>21003582
Because i hate fire hydrants
2 hours later 21003622 Anonymous (D7P07NLVsAAkYmS.jpg 679x382 51kB)
>>21003592
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