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2012-09-05 11:48 13377956 Anonymous /gsg/ - Grand Strategy General (gsg 8 12 2012.jpg 2000x2800 2442kB)
How fares your empire, /gsg/? Vicky II MiniMod Info: >Downloads: http://www.mediafire.com/?iwc1oaonvbtp4ql >Information Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/HwsPShs4 Napoleon's Legacy Info: >Download: http://www.mediafire.com/?v6dbb934q6o90zg >Information Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/WgkzhJHQ Mediafire guy's archive (includes mods and patches): >http://www.mediafire.com/grandstrategygeneral FinnBro's archive (includes MiniMod and Dan Carlin's Hardcore History 1-31): >http://www.mediafire.com/?on9r58hfxs778 Previous thread: >>13332261

0 min later 13378006 Anonymous
How about them big booty borders.

0 min later 13378012 Anonymous
No first.

1 min later 13378026 Anonymous
third for we youtube culture guy is a massive faggot.

1 min later 13378030 Anonymous (Bob Ross on empires.jpg 500x666 99kB)
>that feel

1 min later 13378035 Anonymous
Northern Roman Empire, etc.

2 min later 13378080 Anonymous (QUALITY.jpg 1024x768 189kB)
X for quality Paradox games.

2 min later 13378108 Anonymous
nth for global nuclear annihilation

2 min later 13378125 Anonymous
>>13378080 >blaming johan for your terrible modding abilities

3 min later 13378149 Anonymous (Territory_of_the_First_Bulgarian_Empire_-_9_th_century.png 973x1397 909kB)
Steppe Wolf fully accurate

4 min later 13378221 Anonymous
>>13378149 >you will never sail the Danube River

5 min later 13378284 Anonymous
In the Great War minimod, what does the "Great War" war condition do exactly?

5 min later 13378338 Anonymous
>>13378221 I don't imagine it would be that expensive to do actually, most of the cost is probably just the plane ticket

6 min later 13378346 Anonymous
>>13378125 That was in vanilla HOI.

6 min later 13378364 Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_of_last_resort Besides countries that in this event, we are at war with. What other site do you believe could be the recipient of the Nuclear Strike? London, if it is occupied maybe?

8 min later 13378472 Anonymous
>>13378364 Rome No one likes the Po-Po

9 min later 13378530 Anonymous
Well, reading the casualty estimates it doesn't really seem like a list of targets is even needed -- all affected countries will instantly regress to the stone age with massive population losses. I guess that brings up another question: what happens to non-aligned nations in such an event? Certainly the lack of global economy will send them into deep poverty.

9 min later 13378546 Anonymous (1346787641438.gif 320x176 145kB)
>>13377956 Correct links/10 would fuck HoI3 guide is on its last bits. I finished the division/army-building parts. Time for the pretty OOBs and explanation of missions.

11 min later 13378607 Anonymous
>>13378472 >the english nuke the pope as the final act of the Reformation.

12 min later 13378672 Anonymous
Here is some more juicy nuclear stuff, circa 1990 http://www.scribd.com/doc/37577809/Risks-and-Hazards-FEMA-196 The nuclear target stuff starts on page 12 and gives a simple list of possible primary targets for each state, as well as possible fallout routes and so on.

14 min later 13378760 Anonymous
>>13378672 >Missouri Jesus fuck, I didn't even know my state had so many nuclear silos

15 min later 13378832 Anonymous
>moot changes 4chan again >mobile browsing is now completely fucked god damn it

17 min later 13378898 Anonymous
>>13378672 >>13378760 Oh god, I lived at a ground zero when the Soviet Union fell. That could have gone poorly.

17 min later 13378909 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00001.jpg 1600x900 397kB)
where should the revolution spread next

17 min later 13378931 Anonymous
>>13378832 >no auto-update anymore

18 min later 13378965 Anonymous
>>13378909 >not being Fascist Do you even 20th century?

18 min later 13378985 Anonymous
>Your country >Two places which you think they would nuke as a last ditch "fuck you world" attack. >England >Paris (because damn Frenchies) and Berlin (because damn Nazis)

20 min later 13379084 Anonymous
>>13378985 >USA >Everywhere in the world We can afford it, only poorfags have to pick specific targets.

20 min later 13379105 Anonymous
>>13378985 >Canada >Quebec

21 min later 13379150 Anonymous (DH - OTTOBOTS 3.jpg 1440x900 869kB)
And I'm back after an extended absence. First a Mongol, and now a Turk, I'm apparently dedicated to playing (formerly) nomadic savages. This is nice, I guess. I have a feeling my dissent is only going to go higher.

22 min later 13379191 Anonymous
>>13378965 >20th century not joining the revolution

22 min later 13379201 Anonymous
>>13379150 >I have a feeling my dissent is only going to go higher. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

22 min later 13379223 Anonymous (1315177932052.jpg 300x287 52kB)
So I just realized that the Romanov name means "of Rome". After feeling like a complete retard, I realize, why didn't Russia adopt the title of Northern Roman Empire?

22 min later 13379226 Anonymous
>>13379150 >Mongols >Savage Nigga you what Library of Alexandria was asking for it. Did you see what it was wearing?

24 min later 13379314 Anonymous (novgorod.png 2128x1513 1078kB)
>>13379223 >Russia >Third Rome Pick one

25 min later 13379379 Anonymous
>>13379223 >that feel when the Roman Empire died in 1917

25 min later 13379398 Anonymous (DH - OTTOBOTS 4.jpg 1440x900 1021kB)
>>13379150 THAT WAS FAST! >>13379201 I am glad my pain brings you joy. >>13379226 Of course she was. Kiev was too.

27 min later 13379519 Anonymous (When I'm Bolshevik.jpg 1280x960 372kB)
Haha Time for lindybeige http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbhANeJL_T4&feature=plcp

28 min later 13379583 Anonymous
>>13379398 Thank you for being in pain based Ottomans. Now to wait 'til the REAL pain begins for you.

29 min later 13379678 Anonymous
>>13379314 The Rurikovich dynasty died out after Ivan IV. The Romanovs are descended from the niece of Constantine XI. The Russian royal family was part-Greek, therefore Roman.

31 min later 13379787 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00002.jpg 1600x900 379kB)
why am i the first to do this

33 min later 13379915 Anonymous
>>13379787 Because most people don't want sand?

34 min later 13379991 Anonymous
>>13379915 no i mean why do i never see people take africa as america it wasnt that hard

34 min later 13379992 Anonymous
>>13379787 I can't into colonies in V2. How do your get your range to stretch all the way across the Atlantic like that?

35 min later 13380021 Anonymous
>>13379787 >that Ottoman Libyan coast Ugh, every time.

35 min later 13380030 Anonymous
>>13379992 i annexed sokoto

35 min later 13380072 Anonymous
>>13380021 thats next on my list

38 min later 13380214 Anonymous
>>13379991 Why would America be interested in colonialism after the Civil War? American imperialism is a 20th century thing.

39 min later 13380306 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00001.jpg 1440x900 356kB)
Pretty good looking mod so far! I haven't play tested but almost everything is historically accurate except for the German flag. Like 3 provinces are random but that's not too bad. I think the nation names are too long but that's a minor concern.

41 min later 13380395 Anonymous
>>13379991 Why go after Africa? Unify the Americas instead, it's more of a challenge. In my one and only game as the USA, I spent most of my time fighting the Brits and the French, and only really colonized in the Pacific. My only holding in Africa was Suez, where I based all my dreadnoughts.

42 min later 13380474 Anonymous
>>13380214 so it can have an army of 90% black people like my america

42 min later 13380490 Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ramil_Safarov >Azerbaijan

43 min later 13380542 Anonymous
>>13380474 But if armies are 50% guards and 50% armor, where are you getting all those accepted culture pops? Not from Africa, surely.

45 min later 13380627 Anonymous
>>13380542 armour is any pop my armies atre genely made up of 5 guards 2 engie 4 arty 3 armour and 2 or 3 planes its so all i need out of america is guards

45 min later 13380628 Anonymous
>>13380306 >The French-German border >Serbia >Rumania >Those random pink provinces in Austria and Russia disgusting/10

46 min later 13380707 Anonymous
How do you pronounce "Qing"?

46 min later 13380735 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00004.jpg 1440x900 496kB)
>>13380628 Those provinces are probably because they're hidden in the provinces files. I'll go edit them myself. Including the localization files for Rumenia. Serbia is fine. Also, dat attention to doomstacks of the age.

47 min later 13380743 Anonymous
>>13380490 Why does everyone want to fight in the Caucasus? Between Georgia hating Russia, Azerbaijan hating Armenia and Turkey hating Kurdish guerillas, seems like a flashpoint or whatever.

47 min later 13380762 Anonymous
>>13380707 just like it looks

47 min later 13380763 Anonymous
>>13380707 Ching

48 min later 13380836 Anonymous (MFW2.jpg 1366x768 97kB)
>>13380762

49 min later 13380910 Anonymous (DH - OTTOBOTS 5.jpg 1440x900 605kB)
>>13379398 The calm before the storm? Maybe things are finally looking up! Surely the Arabs will quiet down after this.

50 min later 13381007 Anonymous
>>13380735 Serbia just looks so... misshapen. It needs to be more circular at least.

54 min later 13381214 Anonymous
"Those that have torn down this nation are Greek, Armenian and Jew traitors, and Kurdish, Bosnian and Albanians… How can you, as a Turk, tolerate these dirty minorities. Remove from within the Armenians and Kurds and all Turkish enemies." - kebablos

55 min later 13381263 Anonymous
>>13380306 Wasn't HOI3, like, impossible to mod, or something? I thought that's why people use DH.

55 min later 13381318 Anonymous
What if the jews didn't win the great war?

56 min later 13381338 Anonymous
>>13381263 It's not literally impossible, it's just an impossibly huge pain

57 min later 13381417 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00003.jpg 1440x900 271kB)
>>13381263 Extremely difficult which is why I'm surprised it seems so high quality. There are minor fuck ups like this event which does nothing and a couple of random provinces in Poland but almost everything is correct as far as borders and countries go. Also technology and politics are spot on. Anyone want a link? Here you go: http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?627731-WW1-Mod-Download-amp-Installation

57 min later 13381424 Anonymous
>>13381214 I think Pavlos and Kebablos are secretly homolust for each other.

59 min later 13381527 Anonymous (DH - OTTOBOTS 6.jpg 1440x900 1039kB)
>>13380910 Oh, this is actually kind of clever. The -1% dissent is nice. I imagine I have another 5+% dissent event coming up.

1 hours later 13381625 Anonymous
Why are there no jews in EU3, not even one province is jewish?

1 hours later 13381660 Anonymous (Hellenism_in_the_Near_East_1918.jpg 1403x1721 1277kB)
>>13381424 900,000 sons of Hellas

1 hours later 13381662 Anonymous
>>13381625 Because that's realistic.

1 hours later 13381742 Anonymous (Hey faggot.jpg 328x277 18kB)
>>13381660 A people that cannot hold their land deserve to lose it.

1 hours later 13381751 Anonymous
>>13381625 Just play Miscmods if it's such an issue. Just play Miscmods anyway.

1 hours later 13381759 Anonymous
>>13381662 There were zero provences in the world with a jewish majority between 1399 and 1820?

1 hours later 13381813 Anonymous
>>13381660 Greece hasn't been relevant in 600 years, shitlord. Let it go.

1 hours later 13381816 Anonymous
>>13381751 It is not a 'big deal', I was just wondering.

1 hours later 13381859 Anonymous
>>13381318 We would have colonies on Mars right now.

1 hours later 13381863 Anonymous
>>13381759 Maybe there were a few in the Pale of Settlement. I'm not sure.

1 hours later 13381869 Anonymous
>>13381759 Probably not. The Jews were pretty much always a minority, and usually a hated one at that.

1 hours later 13381881 Anonymous (Edward_Stanford_1877.jpg 1350x1287 1079kB)
>>13381813 Stolen land.

1 hours later 13381919 Anonymous (1307550011418.jpg 480x341 91kB)
>>13381625

1 hours later 13381959 Anonymous
>>13381424 I'm now imagining Pavlos and Kebablos with Kebabbies. It's adorable. :3

1 hours later 13381986 Anonymous
>>13381869 Fair enough.

1 hours later 13382039 Anonymous (1334502603961.jpg 155x260 20kB)
>>13381959 >Kababbies

1 hours later 13382101 Anonymous
Who is Kebablos?

1 hours later 13382632 Anonymous (GREEKCLAYRRTURNCLAYNOMACEDNOIANNOTGREEKALEXANDERISGREEK.png 800x554 160kB)
>>13381660 >tfw Greek clay will never be reclaimed >>13381813 >Greece >not relevant Remember the battle for Greece?

1 hours later 13382819 Anonymous (GREEKRESIST.jpg 313x404 40kB)
>>13382632

1 hours later 13382838 Anonymous
I want to try playing Spain, but why the heck is Spain historically a pushover? I like to roleplay as a big and bad expansionist nation who forgot they're not playing EU3 anymore, but doing that as Spain, something feels horribly wrong. I need some pointers.

1 hours later 13382875 Anonymous
>>13382819 >Bulgaria If only the Steppe Wolves had been there. The world would be a better place

1 hours later 13382917 Anonymous
>>13382838 What game

1 hours later 13383005 Anonymous
>>13382917 >>13382838 forgot to mention it's as Victoria 2.

1 hours later 13383087 Anonymous (DH - OTTOBOTS 7.jpg 1440x900 736kB)
>>13381527 SHIT RUSSIA GET IT TOGETHER. Not shown: Japan instantly puppeting Siberia. It was literally instant.

1 hours later 13383142 Anonymous
Serbia strong, remove Kebab from Balkans

1 hours later 13383149 Anonymous
>>13383087 >Dat Russian flag Hot damn that is beautiful.

1 hours later 13383184 Anonymous
>>13383005 Spain is ass-backwards and decrepit at the start of V2. Your best bet is to take shit from the Dutch and Ottomans/Egypt. Maybe South America too. Make sure to have the tech to colonize Africa by 1870, too.

1 hours later 13383234 Anonymous (le de gaulle face.jpg.png.gif.tiff.bmb.avi.ghost.png 1500x1800 1307kB)
>tfw Beethoven alive in the Commune >tfw Beethoven making symphony of the commune >tfw fast classical beethoven commune

1 hours later 13383539 Anonymous
>install miscmods >play as iroquois on shattered europe campaign >huron and lenape declare war immediately and annex you in 2 months >try again, happens exactly the same What a broken piece of shit. Do modders not do test runs?

1 hours later 13383638 Anonymous
>>13383539 Play as Huron or whatever then. All the new world nations are basically identical.

1 hours later 13383641 Anonymous
>>13383539 0/10 You didn't troll me motherfucker

1 hours later 13383642 Anonymous
>>13383539 >Blaming the game because you are casual as fuck

1 hours later 13383652 Anonymous
>>13383539 >not being Inuit and conquering Spain

1 hours later 13383752 Anonymous
>>13383539 THAT MOTHERFUCKING WIZ YOU SWEDE CUNT

1 hours later 13383837 Anonymous (SYNDICALISM.jpg 600x927 112kB)
Who's ready for some sweet, sweet Syndicaist gaming today?!?! WHOS WITH THE INTERNATIONAL !?!?

1 hours later 13383841 Anonymous
>>13383652 "We never saw them coming... we first learned of them as our ships made the early journeys to the New World. Tales of thin eyed marauders from the northern steppes. But we pegged these as legends and rumors, like the Amazons of old... It wasn't until our colonies started burning that we realized what laid upon us. There would be no warning...just the seal called that signaled their warriors for the killing time. There was no mercy; these savages expected no quarter and gave none, not to men, or women, or even to priests of God. Before long, we were driven from the New World. We mounted punitive expeditions... but none return. We thought that we had found, and only just escaped El Diablo himself... until he came for us. The sentries reported a sight on the Atlantic this morning... thousands of canoes."

1 hours later 13383890 Anonymous
>>13383837 I really like the Commune. I hope it is never removed.

1 hours later 13383945 Anonymous
>>13383837 Needs more Trotskyism for me.

1 hours later 13383967 Anonymous
>>13383837 Based Commune

1 hours later 13384007 Anonymous
>>13383642 Casual? Are you implying there's some way to avoid the game ending after 30 seconds of play? Shit's fucked, and none of the other native nations taste as good. >>13383652 With that colour? If I had to stare at that across the map I think my eyes would actually die.

1 hours later 13384208 Anonymous
>try playing as the knights on the no more christendom campaign >I'm in the venetian trade league >there's no fucking venice >I can form the spanish nation >I can see all the islamic colonies in europe for some reason This is silly, why do you recommend people play this? Should I give up on their alt history and just play the normal campaign?

1 hours later 13384304 Anonymous
>>13384208 Knights are of an Iberian culture, you dumb fuck.

1 hours later 13384391 Anonymous (Germanywilhelmiitq4-1.jpg 353x358 96kB)
>>13383837 Too easy, not even worth my time

1 hours later 13384442 Anonymous
>>13384391 So, are you looking forward to the 1944 Olympic Games?

1 hours later 13384532 Anonymous
>>13384208 What's the problem, exactly? Did Wiz piss someone off lately or what? I thought we liked Miscmods.

1 hours later 13384543 Anonymous
>>13384442 >Implying Syndicalists believe in fun and culture

1 hours later 13384594 Anonymous
>>13384532 One or two guys ranted about their hateboner for Wiz and /gsg/ posters hiveminded.

2 hours later 13384980 Anonymous
>>13378985 England as well We're bros with the Germans again and you know it. I'd say Paris and Madrid.

2 hours later 13385042 Anonymous
>>13384594 >>13384532 Sorry, I'm not a /gsg/ regular, I just fancied a change from vanilla. I haven't gave it a proper chance yet really but am a bit confused as I religion seems to have been removed from the game while still being an important part of it. Like I can't see what religion I, or other nations are but can still declare holy war (on England as Scotland no less, kind of weird). Has something gone wrong in my installation or am I missing something here?

2 hours later 13385140 Anonymous
>>13385042 Oh, that's a common bug. You need the base miscmods mod as well as dao_miscmods. It's completely fucking retarded, yes.

2 hours later 13385160 Pavlos
>>13378985 i live in Hellas (or byzantine empire soon) nuke ankara (with not radiation bomb to save our clay) and also nuke macca (to stop isalm from putting kebab in hellas again)

2 hours later 13385212 Anonymous
Damn. The WW1 mod keeps crashing on September 21st 1910 for me. I was hoping it would be an event but nope, nothing there...

2 hours later 13385229 Anonymous (HoI3GP.png 881x770 572kB)
Okay bitches, you ready for this? So I got tired of answering all the questions about how to into HoI3, even though it was fun. And seeing as how I am one of the most experienced HoI3 players in the thread if not the most experienced , I thought it'd be nice to spend a day making a nice guide. Presenting the HoI3 guide! Everything you need to get started with HoI3. All the intricate details and a great groundwork of the game mechanics, including an entire guide to the combat and OOB mechanics within the game. 11MB of 2000x10000 PNG goodness. It's up on my mediafire archive, but here's a link: http://www.mediafire.com/?pgwjhh5qjtlybyg

2 hours later 13385279 Anonymous
>>13385229 I've already learned the OOB system, but I like your style and I'll give it a shot.

2 hours later 13385302 Anonymous
>>13385229 I remember when I found out I could Support Attacks in Hoi3 Blew my mind

2 hours later 13385336 Anonymous
>>13385229 Which player are you? Finnbro? Downloading anyways. 190 hours of HoI3 or not I'm probably missing half of everything.

2 hours later 13385380 Anonymous
>>13385229 Oh shit It seems it may soon be time for me to actually step up to the task of tackling HoI3

2 hours later 13385385 Anonymous
>>13385140 https://sites.google.com/site/miscmods/download Which out of these would be the base mod? I just used the miscmod799DW.zip. Sorry if that's a stupid question, feels like it might be.

2 hours later 13385454 Anonymous
>>13385336 Yes, FinnBro indeed. I only have 319 hours of HoI3 on Steam, probably around 380 total.

2 hours later 13385536 Anonymous
>>13385454 HAHA TIME TO TAKE SECRETS OF ANCIENT VIKING WIZARD AND USE IT FOR THE GLORY OF THE AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN-BYZANTINE EMPIRE

2 hours later 13385740 Anonymous
>>13385454 Thank you based Finnbro. This will definitely make me czech German and Soviet expansionism

2 hours later 13385801 Anonymous
>>13385229 Oh fuck, am I going to have to actually learn HOI3 now? That sounds scary though! Downloading anyway.

2 hours later 13385903 Anonymous
Why don't we include a link to those youtube tutorials for HoI3?

2 hours later 13386062 Anonymous
>Conquered by Poland But I never even got that far. I conquered Czechoslovakia then realised that I didn't need to use my entire force to do it and now had a horrifying time of splitting my force into a western and eastern force and then backed the fuck up when I realised I had no idea what I was doing and how I managed to win. Next I tried Nationalist Spain, won the civil war through luck without really knowing what I was doing and got terrified at my resources while moving troops to the French border and quit

2 hours later 13386086 Anonymous
>>13385385 Bumping. Tried the divine wind release edition with no luck. Is it just the first and oldest one?

2 hours later 13386315 Anonymous
>>13386062 Here's a helpful one for your resources. If you increase your production usage without building more units you create more resources. Good for the beginning of the game if you're on a resource weak nation.

2 hours later 13386484 Anonymous
>>13386315 It's not so much that you create resources, more that you're simply not using them by "wasting" your IC. I checked it in my last game and wasting 60IC in production and wasting 60 IC in reinforcements made no difference between themselves. Just so long as it's actually wasted and you're not just using it to produce supplies or reduce dissent. That's included in the first infographic.

2 hours later 13386598 Anonymous
Holy shit You can have 5 brigades in a division What the fuck, how did I not know this. What tech do you need to research to get it?

2 hours later 13386629 Anonymous
>>13386598 I think it's Superior Firepower doctrine tree.

2 hours later 13386660 Anonymous
>>13386484 I haven't read them yet. But I just wanted to help the guy because he probably hadn't either.

2 hours later 13386676 Anonymous
>>13386629 I wish I knew this before.

2 hours later 13387385 Anonymous
Where'd everyone go?

2 hours later 13387459 Anonymous
>>13387385 Re-installing HoI 3

2 hours later 13387517 Anonymous
>>13387459 Aww shit nigga. I just wish the WW1 mod stopped crashing on the same date. Damn shame when you download a mod and have to bugfix it yourself.

2 hours later 13387518 Anonymous
>>13387385 I don't know about anyone else but I'm watching Big Brother

2 hours later 13387546 Anonymous
>>13387385 Reading the infographic while waiting for Dark Souls to download

2 hours later 13387568 Anonymous
>>13387385 watching trailer park boys

2 hours later 13387609 Anonymous
>>13387385 Re-organizing Czechosloakia's shit tier oob

2 hours later 13387686 Anonymous
>>13387385 Fixing my goddamned infographic because I noticed a bunch of typos and the fact that I skipped width/frontage and naval/air missions

2 hours later 13387756 Anonymous
>>13387385 I'm watching a let's play.

2 hours later 13387808 Anonymous
>>13387385 Watching a Dark Souls LP considering a purchase.

2 hours later 13387841 Anonymous
Come on now, did we really need all those spoilers?

2 hours later 13387883 Anonymous
>>13387841 Yes

2 hours later 13387924 Anonymous
>>13387385 Listening to Russian music while doing math and downloading Das Boot

2 hours later 13387969 Anonymous (North Italy 1849.jpg 1697x1400 2584kB)
>>13387841 Yes

2 hours later 13387989 Anonymous
>>13387385 >I make a random post >9 replies Jesus. Get back to playing grand strategy you chumps.

2 hours later 13388104 Anonymous (USCA USCA USCA.jpg 1440x900 310kB)
USCA USCA USCA USCA I've decided to play a USCA game and no matter how meh tier my skill is I'll keep posting and hopefully get help . We cut spending because liberals are fucking stupid and won't let me raise taxes and tariffs. Because of the horrible state of our economy I start to research delicious moni tech. Noticing how shit-tier our literacy rate is I encourage clergymen because why not. I also begin fabricating a claim state on Columbia and start moving my army down to our Central American-Columbian borders.

2 hours later 13388108 Anonymous
>>13387686 You were also far too brief on the convoy system. People aren't going to understand how bad convoy raiding is and the necessity of protecting sea lanes when they're playing as a nation like Japan with something like that.

2 hours later 13388109 Anonymous
>>13387989 No [/spoiler[

2 hours later 13388192 Anonymous (003.jpg 1600x900 387kB)
>mfw just realized about the new thread I thought everyone went to bed or something

2 hours later 13388243 Anonymous (1337756598167.jpg 266x400 48kB)
>>13387609 You don't know shit OoB's until you clicked USSR and hit "play"

3 hours later 13388292 Anonymous
>>13388243 I said shit tier Not I want to kill myself tier.

3 hours later 13388335 Anonymous
>>13388292 Makes you think Stalin had the right idea in the Purge.

3 hours later 13388337 Anonymous
>>13388243 In one of my first playthroughs I did the USSR. Actually I planned it out really well and I was pretty much able to get to Berlin about 3 months into the war and then everything just went TERRIBLY WRONG because HOLY FUCK WHERE DID ALL MY DIVISIONS GO. I GOT 20 STACKS OVER HERE AND 0 HERE JESUS HELP ME.

3 hours later 13388359 Anonymous (Horo2.png 297x300 6kB)
>>13388192 >Going after the only good country in South America

3 hours later 13388395 Anonymous
>>13378221 I now realize that dunaj is called danube in english

3 hours later 13388408 Anonymous (50 percent.jpg 1440x900 357kB)
>>13388104 We hit 50% with our fabrication and obtained allies that neighbor Columbia. i also left the game running last time fuck fuck fuck

3 hours later 13388536 Anonymous
Shit, guys, I saw a comet. What should we do?

3 hours later 13388574 Anonymous (004.jpg 1600x900 428kB)
>>13388359 The flag of La Plata shall be the only one to rise on South America. No compromises

3 hours later 13388604 Anonymous
>>13388536 Keep looking at the sky.

3 hours later 13388630 Anonymous
>>13388536 Stop looking at the sky.

3 hours later 13388640 Anonymous (Komet Sighted.jpg 800x529 45kB)
>>13388536

3 hours later 13388648 Anonymous
>>13388108 Fixing that. I also confused myself with the tech descriptions. >>13387969 That's a chart.

3 hours later 13388663 Anonymous (35 days.jpg 1440x900 316kB)
>>13388408 With 35 days remaining we decide to mobilize and move the troops south of the main army.

3 hours later 13388712 Anonymous
>>13388648 Finnbro why It was you all along? What have I ever done to you ;____;

3 hours later 13388747 Anonymous
>>13388604 >>13388630 So what you're saying is that I should lose my shit?

3 hours later 13388786 Anonymous
>>13388747 Pfft. Do you even live in enlightened times?

3 hours later 13388814 Anonymous
>>13388536 Than God We Live In Such Enlightened Times

3 hours later 13388818 Be Here A Fucking While (yep.png 1282x1024 1891kB)
1) Infamy's over 150 2) I've lost the ability to justify causus bellis. Why?

3 hours later 13388839 Anonymous
>>13388747 >1944 >not building some of your own

3 hours later 13388854 Anonymous
>>13388818 >drawing over screenshots

3 hours later 13388916 Be Here A Fucking While
>>13388854 That's actually what it says, not lying.

3 hours later 13388970 Anonymous (2012-03-13_00001.jpg 1280x800 290kB)
>>13388818 always with the germany games

3 hours later 13388979 Anonymous (venezuela is traitor.jpg 1440x900 391kB)
>>13388663 We declare war on Columbia. Venezuela pussies out like a bitch.

3 hours later 13388994 Anonymous
>>13388970 >American Russia

3 hours later 13389059 Anonymous
>>13388970 >>13388994 Anyone have that one pic where the Napoopan mod made Great Wars annex the losing countries?

3 hours later 13389097 Anonymous (2012-05-08_00008.jpg 1280x800 266kB)
>>13388994 vanilla victoria II is ridiculous like that

3 hours later 13389139 Anonymous (9310_35dc.jpg 498x672 160kB)
>>13389097 >India What in the actual fuck.

3 hours later 13389154 Anonymous
>>13389097 >India forming What

3 hours later 13389176 Anonymous (Armenia pls.png 705x523 60kB)
>>13389097 >not Greater Armenian State >India Jesus christ how horrifying

3 hours later 13389180 Anonymous (2012-05-08_00003.jpg 1280x800 275kB)
>>13389139 Avert your eyes.

3 hours later 13389206 Anonymous (occupy columbia.jpg 1440x900 289kB)
>>13388979 We advance a few provinces in and drop our 9k soldiers in Panama City to build a wall against Columbian forces.

3 hours later 13389253 Anonymous
>>13389180 Yeah who cares about that shit Fucking India man How the hell did that happen

3 hours later 13389282 Anonymous (1342487453268.jpg 268x265 23kB)
>>13389206 enjoy holding onto the canal zone and having france declare on you whenever it can better get that industry up!

3 hours later 13389309 Be Here A Fucking While
>>13388818 >>13388818 >>13388818 >>13388818 >>13388818 >>13388818 Back to the question at hand: WHY HAVE I LOST THE ABILITY TO JUSTIFY CAUSUS BELLIS.

3 hours later 13389343 mayaka
>>13389253 rap magic

3 hours later 13389348 Anonymous
>>13389309 Wow, you're pretty insufferable.

3 hours later 13389361 Anonymous (2012-05-08_00002.jpg 1280x800 307kB)
>>13389253 well, I think from what happened in Europe, you can probably guess what came next. This is all someone's multiplayer game.

3 hours later 13389389 Anonymous
>>13389361 >North German Russian Empire

3 hours later 13389410 Anonymous
>>13389348 Why did you reply samefag.

3 hours later 13389478 Anonymous (are you fucking kidding me columbia.jpg 1440x900 354kB)
>>13389206 The Columbians pull a stupid move and get a large number of their forces killed.

3 hours later 13389483 Anonymous (005.jpg 1600x900 246kB)
The battle for Rio begins. There's no hope for the Brazilians, as the Platinean troops sweep favela after favela to wipe them out.

3 hours later 13389524 Anonymous
>>13389478 Why are you taking Panama when you have prime canal real estate here? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicaragua_Canal

3 hours later 13389525 Anonymous (ᴒhina.jpg 1440x900 330kB)
>>13389389 >Those names. I wonder how they even occur.

3 hours later 13389541 Anonymous (1344633693336.jpg 479x358 26kB)
>>13389361 >NGF Russian Empire >ESTONIA BIG >Poland is Belarus now >MOTHERFUCKING TRIESTE? >Flanders >SCOTLAND >Gigantic Switzerland what the fuck man

3 hours later 13389783 Anonymous (he deserved it.jpg 1440x900 409kB)
>>13389478 They deserved it. >>13389524 WE MUST CONSUME PANAMA AND YUCATAN. AND MAYBE THE CARIBBEAN.

3 hours later 13389826 Anonymous (006.jpg 1600x900 440kB)
No comprises.

3 hours later 13389870 Anonymous (north american post reality finfinfin.png 2147x2215 546kB)
guys! guys! who will you fight for???

3 hours later 13389882 mayaka
>>13389309 how about you stop using a name until you earn the right to use one

3 hours later 13389930 Anonymous
>>13389870 Fuck off

3 hours later 13389939 Anonymous
>>13389870 The Kingdom of Florida looks pretty badass.

3 hours later 13389946 Anonymous
>>13389870 >Ohio >Dixie Fuck your shit

3 hours later 13389962 Anonymous
>>13389870 I fight for the Northern Roman Empire

3 hours later 13390014 Anonymous (Columbia is pretty fucked.jpg 1440x900 450kB)
>>13389783 Yeah, the Colombians are pretty fucked.

3 hours later 13390084 Anonymous
>>13389870 Pink controls like 90% of America's nukes so that's a good plus in their favour

3 hours later 13390174 Anonymous (no more armies.jpg 1440x900 438kB)
>>13390014 The Colombians have no more army. The war is technically won.

3 hours later 13390191 Anonymous
So why doesn't CK2 let you play as Pagan? I want to take over Scandanavia as Angermanland.

3 hours later 13390267 Anonymous (usinchargeofborders.png 600x600 193kB)
Fixed version of the HoI3 guide uploaded: http://www.mediafire.com/?w156tfpx4nt815v Sorry to those 31 of you that already downloaded it. I'll keep the old version up for another hour. Back to my CSA game in VickyII, already 10 hours behind schedule. >>13388712 I'm saying that I had to get that shit pounded into my brain for two years. You should at least be bothered by it.

3 hours later 13390329 Anonymous
>>13390267 I am fucking bothered by it Since you pointed it out, I have the urge to reorganize that whole damned folder into 3 separate folders.

3 hours later 13390419 Anonymous
>>13389870 i approve of this map

3 hours later 13390446 Anonymous
>>13385229 Finnbra: Nice guide, but why do you suggest not assigning a general to the naval/air army group? You're forfeiting up to 25% supply reduction from an army group general's skill bonus for your entire navy and air force.

3 hours later 13390474 Anonymous
>>13389870 >senate and people of texas el oh fucking el

3 hours later 13390480 Anonymous
>>13390267 Aww yeah, time to get good at HOI3 >The Mississippi in charge of not changing course because of the New Madrid Earthquake

3 hours later 13390525 Anonymous
>>13390446 It doesn't apply to ships and air units, and in any case I only said that you didn't -need- to have one.

3 hours later 13390605 Anonymous
>>13390174 Hell yeah, we beat them and didn't go into debt.

3 hours later 13390652 Anonymous (USCA USCA USCA USCA.jpg 1440x900 337kB)
>>13390605 >Me in charge of remembering images. Fuck.

3 hours later 13390718 Anonymous
I really wish strategic redeployment worked like it does in DH for HoI3 (Disappears from the map and then re-appears when it's redeployed) Or something to allow you to do that with starting armies so you can set up shit quicker with less confusion.

3 hours later 13390830 Anonymous (elections time.jpg 1440x900 383kB)
>>13390652 During the war I passed many reforms considering voting power. It's time.

3 hours later 13390957 Anonymous
>>13390830 Do you have a download for the flag frames not paradoxplaza

3 hours later 13391061 Anonymous (007.jpg 1600x900 465kB)
I'm sorry Peru, but I can't let you survive. You were getting too greedy.

3 hours later 13391096 Anonymous (REACTIONARY AWW SHIIIT.jpg 1440x900 317kB)
>>13390830 AWW SHIT TIME TO turn taxes and tariffs up to make money to MAKE FACTORIES. >>13390957 No.

3 hours later 13391182 Anonymous
>>13391096 >partido nationalist

3 hours later 13391231 Anonymous
>>13391182 >TFW there are seriously people who choose state capitalist parties

3 hours later 13391295 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00001.jpg 1600x900 429kB)
Oh hey what's going on here.

3 hours later 13391385 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00001.jpg 1600x900 316kB)
Showed those Serbians who is the boss. Lousy rapscallions caused the war that destroyed our empire decades ago, now we destroyed them. Should I go to war with the Germans, or ally with them?

3 hours later 13391448 Anonymous
>>13391385 The Empire of Austro-Bohemia doesn't ally with anyone.

3 hours later 13391465 Anonymous
>>13391182 >>13391231 >Implying I chose. Look at that fucking percentage of reactionary votes. Look at the year. I have not had enough time to encourage any party. I content enough not being ruled liberals and being able to tax shit over 50%. I would also like to guide my industry in the beginning so I don't have 1000 clipper factories. Speaking of which, what should be my first factory?

3 hours later 13391534 Anonymous
>>13391465 Release Guatemala.

4 hours later 13391649 Anonymous
>>13391385 Ally with your deutsche genossen

4 hours later 13391682 Anonymous
>>13391385 Take Romania, and Bulgaria quickly, that gypsy gold refinery and Black sea access. Then puppet Greece.

4 hours later 13391737 Anonymous
>>13391385 Try to go Allies. If you go Axis then Germany will lose against Sovijets without Czech or Austrian land. Neutral and they'll slap your shit anyways. So Allies.

4 hours later 13391753 Anonymous (Itshappening.gif 320x213 616kB)
>>13389870 >And the Free Cities therein http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/L/LT_HONDURAS_PRIVATE_CITIES?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPL ATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-09-04-21-45-18

4 hours later 13391782 Anonymous
>>13391385 AHB guy here. I'm so proud of you.

4 hours later 13391793 Anonymous (md_38604.jpg 550x386 32kB)
>>13391385 Prepare for it. You will fall once again

4 hours later 13391819 Anonymous
>>13391793 >Staged pictures

4 hours later 13391902 Anonymous
>>13391819 >Implying they didn't deserve to stage the picture by virtue of beating 80% of German armed forces

4 hours later 13391906 Anonymous
>>13385229 broken link.

4 hours later 13391926 Anonymous
Guys I've got over 30k soldiers in my nation but I am only allowed to mobilize 3 brigades. What gives?

4 hours later 13391939 Anonymous
>>13391906 He took it down because he's updating it.

4 hours later 13391957 Anonymous
>Contract Typhoid >Get event saying I've been cured of Typhoid >Three days later, die of typhoid oh CK2, you scoundrel you.

4 hours later 13391993 Anonymous (factories.jpg 1440x900 322kB)
>>13391096 >>13391465 Guise pls what factory or should I just wait and research a specific tech for a specific factory

4 hours later 13391996 Anonymous
>>13391958 Go away Steven

4 hours later 13392001 Anonymous
>>13391958 Why did you blot out your name, Slobodan?

4 hours later 13392035 Anonymous
>>13391926 You don't mobilize soldier POPs, just farmers/craftsman and the other lower class POPs. At least I think it is that way.

4 hours later 13392089 Anonymous (27511-behelit_scream.png 250x219 70kB)
>>13391996 >>13392001 >My face when that's my name and I didn't even post that.

4 hours later 13392091 Anonymous
>>13391993 Canned Food

4 hours later 13392141 Anonymous
>>13391993 Cement

4 hours later 13392161 Anonymous (AuBo.png 2000x1333 300kB)
>>13391448 >>13391649 >>13391682 >>13391737 >>13391782 God damn. I'm fucked no matter what I do from this point on. Germany won't have enough MP to fight off the Soviets And I barely have enough MP to hold onto my own borders, a war with any major would destroy me. >>13391793 When my end comes I shall embrace it.

4 hours later 13392183 Anonymous
>>13389870 USSA

4 hours later 13392231 Anonymous (008.jpg 1600x900 381kB)
This is bullshit, I have no choice but to release Bolivia. I guess that I'll just unpuppet them and rape them again.

4 hours later 13392263 Anonymous
To the anon who told me Infamy doesn't matter in Vicky 2, thanks! The US is now a secondary power, I've gotten a few pieces of south America, and I'm working on Canada! Mexico will unite the new world!

4 hours later 13392335 Anonymous
>>13392161 Alright. Here. I know exactly how you can win this. Try restarting and conquer as FAST as possible. Put threat on Italy. You need to be strong enough to fight them and fast enough to do so before they manage to join the Axis. Speed run it like a motherfucker. Is it even possible to declare war that fast sans cheats?

4 hours later 13392352 Anonymous (flag-raising-on-iwo-jima.jpg 1331x1204 269kB)
>>13391819

4 hours later 13392407 Anonymous
>>13392352 That wasn't staged though.

4 hours later 13392423 Anonymous (1334438527073.jpg 500x436 80kB)
>>13391385 >Austro-Bohemia

4 hours later 13392427 Anonymous
>>13392407 The event wasn't, but that picture was.

4 hours later 13392461 Anonymous
>>13392407 This was the second, larger flag. One put up a few hours after the battle was over on the summit. Not quite "staged" but not quite spur of the moment either.

4 hours later 13392583 Anonymous (1346895914692.jpg 1600x900 315kB)
>>13392335 Here's a visual aid. Apply this strategy to yourself and you will be granted the final victory.

4 hours later 13392647 Anonymous (Austro-Bohemian Soldier Holding the flag above a burning Belgrade.png 550x385 262kB)
>that feel >that feel when I don't have photoshop Okay, back to playing the game.

4 hours later 13392713 Anonymous
>>13392183 Why would they ever call themselves that?

4 hours later 13392739 Anonymous
>>13392647 >Flag not waving Nice try, Moonman.

4 hours later 13392764 Anonymous
so what's the movie on synchtube tonight?

4 hours later 13392810 Anonymous
>>13392713 United Socialist States of America or something

4 hours later 13392852 Anonymous (Das_boot_ver1 (1).jpg 248x350 38kB)
>>13392764 >was just about to post this For tonights stream we will be watching Das Boot Stream starts in 5 minutes http://www.synchtube . com/r/GSGeneral

4 hours later 13392889 Anonymous
>tfw you actually think that poopan's idea of an Austro-Bohemian state wasn't that retarded

4 hours later 13392893 Anonymous
>>13392810 Isn't it United States of South America?

4 hours later 13393192 Anonymous (1344048296568.gif 176x176 349kB)
>>13392852

4 hours later 13393283 Anonymous (JQA1.jpg 233x284 37kB)
>>13392889 Speaking of poopans ideas. Well?

4 hours later 13393329 Anonymous
>>13393283 What does John Quincy Adams have to do with Frankwank?

4 hours later 13393331 Anonymous
GUYS I've got 11000 prestige in CK2. I've got no idea what difference this makes! What difference does it make?

4 hours later 13393364 Anonymous (Monroe1.jpg 363x450 12kB)
>>13393329

4 hours later 13393367 Anonymous
>>13392889 Go away poopan.

4 hours later 13393437 Anonymous
>>13393367 Wasn't me, I learned my lesson. >>13393283 I'm still not sure if it will be in the coming version or the one after that.

4 hours later 13393473 Anonymous (BESTNATION.jpg 400x273 16kB)
>>13393437 And what about the balkan decisions?

4 hours later 13393476 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00002.jpg 1600x900 395kB)
>September 28th, 1938 The German Reich has demanded the release of the Sudetenland. We were given the option of surrendering the land, joining an alliance with Germany, or war. I can't win against them, and I can't win with them. This is truly a difficult decision.

4 hours later 13393510 Anonymous
>That feel when you make America socialist and name every army something like "The people's X" or "X of the people", and go to war with capitalist Russia. Just as the founders intended.

4 hours later 13393520 Anonymous
>>13393437 What about 900,000 sons of Hellas and the genocide committed against them

4 hours later 13393538 Anonymous
>>13393476 Never give in to the enemy, forever will the sun shine on Austria-Bohemia.

4 hours later 13393551 Anonymous
>>13393473 >>13393520 Kebab > Greece

4 hours later 13393596 Anonymous
>>13393473 REMOVE SOUVLAKI

4 hours later 13393626 Anonymous
>>13393551 Fuck you. Seriously though it would add more flavor and fun around the balkans, could even do some things with the British empire and Greece.

4 hours later 13393649 Anonymous
>>13393476 >Implying you can't win against them Those Germans better Czech themselves before they wreck themselves.

4 hours later 13393671 Anonymous
>>13393331 ... Guys? Hello?

4 hours later 13393714 Anonymous
>>13393671 Final score.

4 hours later 13393770 Weeabro (1346887998161.jpg 562x475 120kB)
:3c

4 hours later 13393776 Anonymous
>>13393714 Is that all? I'm... unimpressed. At least you can buy shit for piety.

4 hours later 13393839 Anonymous
>>13393776 Well, some things cost prestige. But it's mainly score.

4 hours later 13393846 Anonymous (HAITI TIME.jpg 1440x900 325kB)
>>13391993 WE'RE GONNA TO CATCH OURSELVES SOME HAITIANS.

4 hours later 13393976 Anonymous
>>13393846 >Wanting blacks in your empire

4 hours later 13394001 Anonymous
>>13391993 LET THE MARKET DECIDE. Enjoy your 17 chair factories

4 hours later 13394014 Anonymous (1308878855210.jpg 2048x1536 472kB)
>>13393846 >not taking cuba >not doing anything in mexico >taking haiti what are you doing

4 hours later 13394024 Anonymous
>>13393776 I feel like I know you. Does your name start with a J?

4 hours later 13394079 Anonymous
>>13393776 You could marry a lowborn but skilled wife but that only really applies when you're under 100 prestige.

4 hours later 13394083 Anonymous
>>13394024 Not unless something happened of which I am unaware. >Captha: Rsmito theJ

4 hours later 13394141 Anonymous
>>13394024 Why the fuck do people always ask if it's J? It's the only guess I ever seem to hear.

4 hours later 13394208 Anonymous
What is this 900,000 sons of Hellas shit

4 hours later 13394230 Anonymous
>>13394141 The "Default" male name starts with J.

4 hours later 13394249 Anonymous
>>13394141 A bunch of common names start with J. John, James, Jack, Jonathan, Jordan, Jake, etc.

4 hours later 13394270 Anonymous
>>13394230 >>13394249 Oh. Lazy guessers.

4 hours later 13394284 Anonymous
>>13394208 Kemal pls go

4 hours later 13394315 Anonymous
>>13394270 No, there's someone I know who has a J name who speaks like the poster. Checking to see if it was him.

4 hours later 13394379 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00002.jpg 1600x900 397kB)
Europe is doing well for itself.

4 hours later 13394401 Anonymous (GIBE HAITI.jpg 1440x900 358kB)
>>13393846 GIBE HAITI >>13393976 What are you talking about? Black people are good to send off to die for you. >>13394014 >Implying I'm going to DoW Spain with their French, Austrian, Dutch, Portuguese and British allies . >Implying I'm going to DoW Mexico with it's American allies. I plan on going in that direction and expanding to Yucatan and conquering the Caribbean but I'm not powerful enough yet . I hope. Anyways, that's all for tonight, g'night. >tfw no one was probably watching me and I posted for no reason

4 hours later 13394665 Anonymous (009.jpg 1600x900 346kB)
The PSA won the civil war and has both Mexico and the USA as puppets. As soon as we'll finish off South America, La Plata will proceed to clean up this mess.

4 hours later 13394719 Anonymous
>>13394401 I was reading it. I read all the Vicky 2 AARs

4 hours later 13394723 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00003.jpg 1600x900 579kB)
>>13393476 >08:00 September 28th, 1938 After much deliberation, and faced with overwhelming odds against us, chief of which being the Werhmacht's superior numbers, equipment, and organization, as well as our fair nation being abandoned by those we once called our allies, Austro-Bohemia has decided to stand against the imperialistic fascists. God in Heaven, forgive me for condemning these brave souls.

4 hours later 13394893 Anonymous (mfwcommunism.jpg 371x427 26kB)
>>13394723 ROUND 3. I GOT A GOOD FEELING ON THIS ONE. PUTTING IT ALL ON AUSTRO-BOHEMIA

5 hours later 13395116 Anonymous (010.jpg 1600x900 410kB)
A declaration of war is sent to the leaders of the Entente for the liberation of the Carribean and the Panama Canal.

5 hours later 13395331 Anonymous (God Have Mercy upon ye.jpg 124x165 25kB)
>>13394723 Truly, you are an inspiration. You set a great example for all those to come after you on what not to do. Go with God, Austro-Bohemian

5 hours later 13395784 Anonymous (AUS.png 1680x1050 493kB)
I'm thinking either Lindbergh or Kuhn

5 hours later 13395808 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00005.jpg 1600x900 716kB)
>>13394723 These men have been chosen for what some are calling a "suicide mission" That is preposterous, seeing how even being in the army right now is a suicide mission. I am confident in their ability to conquer Germany.

5 hours later 13395845 Weeabro
>>13395784 Kuhn for American Fuhrer.

5 hours later 13396006 Anonymous
>>13395808 >4kph >2 inf brigades >1 art brigade Bro what did I tell you about division speeds? They're only as fast as their slowest unit, you turd.

5 hours later 13396110 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00005.jpg 1440x900 372kB)
he;p

5 hours later 13396205 Anonymous
>>13396006 The suicide mission was thought up after I committed to my troop positions, and the fastest units are closer to Munich than they are to Berlin. And coincidentally they are all located where the Germans are moving the bulk of their forces to, so I can't really divert any of them away.

5 hours later 13396208 Anonymous (REMOVE COMMUNE.jpg 344x486 35kB)
>>13396110 >15.9% Communist

5 hours later 13396248 Anonymous
>>13396208 Beethoven alive in the Commune

5 hours later 13396265 Anonymous
>>13396110 You could lower taxes.

5 hours later 13396403 Anonymous
>>13395808 Well, should we join those who once abandoned us and see how the game turns out , or should we continue alone.

5 hours later 13396438 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00006.jpg 1600x900 516kB)
>>13396403 Forgot this.

5 hours later 13396613 Anonymous
>>13396438 Do it. Germany cannot into two fronts.

5 hours later 13396629 Anonymous
So if I make a puppet out of a country I will get absolute priority in its exports, right? Also, are there any big disadvantages in annexing land other than the infamy hit? I feel that in Vicky annexing instantly yields benefits while in EU3 they come on the long term.

5 hours later 13396694 Anonymous
>>13396110 Pass reforms, you nerd

5 hours later 13396754 Anonymous
>>13396403 Do it faggot

5 hours later 13396914 Anonymous
>>13396248 This isn't funny just to let you know.

5 hours later 13396951 Anonymous (2012-09-05_00007.jpg 1600x900 481kB)
Shit. I forgot about Italy.

5 hours later 13396981 Anonymous (in my the german empire.jpg 1440x900 363kB)
You'd think with all the jew money they made off of Sword of Islam they'd be able to hire some English speakers.

5 hours later 13397023 Anonymous
>>13396914 yes it is

5 hours later 13397026 Anonymous (1344707493657.png 149x154 6kB)
>>13396951 Oh god my sides

5 hours later 13397076 Anonymous (american borders.jpg 1440x900 367kB)
>Americlaps in charge of pretty borders

5 hours later 13397092 Anonymous
>>13397023 Not really. Your thing makes no sense because Beethoven is german and CoF has noculture.jpg

5 hours later 13397197 Anonymous (1343929757889.png 1280x720 2774kB)
>>13396951

5 hours later 13397261 Anonymous
>>13396951 >>13397026 >>13397197 Why do I listen to you people Every time I do, something terrible happens. Or I forget that something terrible will happen because of that terrible thing. Next time I'm joining the axis. But let's see how this ends up first.

5 hours later 13397336 Anonymous (austrian implosion.jpg 1440x900 464kB)
I kind of feel guilty about invading them and wiping out their armies now.

5 hours later 13397539 Anonymous
>>13397336 >537,000 rebels >1839 How did they even manage that

5 hours later 13397596 Anonymous
>>13397336 >Taking Moravia >Not taking Bohemia What the fuck man?

5 hours later 13397748 Anonymous
>>13397596 Great Britain joined the war, there was literally no way I could get enough war score to take both. This was also my very first playthrough so I've no doubt made a shit ton of misplays.

5 hours later 13397881 Anonymous
>>13397748 Why would you want Moravia in the first place? You should have just gone for a German majority state.

5 hours later 13397886 Anonymous (Napoleon 35.jpg 1150x1231 320kB)
Can anyone who has played the latest version a few times give me their opinion as to whether the French Civil War needs to be a bit more balanced?

5 hours later 13398052 Anonymous
>>13397881 The wiki said to take Bohemia and Moravia in the first war with Austria, then use another to add them to your sphere. The strategy guides on the wiki are also incredibly bad and/or outdated.

5 hours later 13398095 Anonymous (Austria-Bohemia steamroller railrouding Germany.png 550x380 272kB)
>>13392647 Fuck it, I give up. Took it as a challenge that you "needed" photoshop to do this shit. Their is only so much of wrestling with Paint.net that one man can take.

5 hours later 13398140 Anonymous
>>13398095 Looks like shit.

5 hours later 13398175 Anonymous
>>13398095 Why don't you just use photoshop then?

5 hours later 13398220 Anonymous
>>13398140 Yeah I know, who gives a shit... really.

6 hours later 13398354 Anonymous
>>13398175 Because I am poor and a masochistic bored bastard who has way to much time to piss away.

6 hours later 13398474 Anonymous
>>13398354 GIMP is free. So is torrenting.

6 hours later 13398576 Anonymous
>>13398431 See here >>13392161 >>13398474 Gimp is much worse, and Paint.net is also freeware.

6 hours later 13399079 Anonymous
I don't suppose there is any easy way to find a province ID in HoI3 if it doesn't have the same name in the province file as on the map?

6 hours later 13399153 Anonymous (Sadfrog.jpg 300x300 43kB)
>This will never be translated http://www.uchronia.net/bib.cgi/label.html?id=geofnapole >In it Napoleon subdues Russia in 1812, invades England in 1814 and goes on to become the enlightened ruler of the Earth. The book details with great and methodical precision the conquest of the rest of the world by the Emperor, and the technical and scientific achievements made by a united planet under Napoleon’s wise leadership: electric-powered dirigibles, weather control, flying automobiles, typewriters (called “writing pianos”), miracle cures, making sea water drinkable, and even the discovery of a new planet: Vulcan.

6 hours later 13399182 Anonymous
>>13399079 Use the tdbg command It's some kind of variation of those letters, I forgot.

6 hours later 13399214 Anonymous
>>13399182 If that means toggle debug it's probably tgdb. Thanks!

6 hours later 13399464 Anonymous
>>13399153 I think Napoopan should begin to learn French and read this book to translate it into his mod.

6 hours later 13399727 Anonymous
>>13397886 The problem is the civil war happens relatively late, but for the most part one side or the other comes out massively more powerful than the other so it definitely needs more balance but I'm just not sure how.

6 hours later 13399734 Anonymous
Anyone got any tips for the Spanish Civil War and the American Civil War in Kaiserreich? Seems like they are designed to be fought purely by AI

6 hours later 13399927 Anonymous
>>13399734 why do you need advise for them then can't you perform better than the ai

6 hours later 13400036 Anonymous
>>13399734 For the American, try to make a stable front line, while spamming as many militia as you can to clear the gaps. Try to cut off DC from the rest of the US, so supply lines get messed up, and use your submarines (if you have them) to sink as many convoys as you can. Other than that, it's a bit of luck concerning who joins in the war.

6 hours later 13400075 Anonymous
>>13400036 Not worth building Infantry over Militia?

6 hours later 13400247 Anonymous
>>13400075 Do you really believe you have enough time for infantry?

6 hours later 13400635 Anonymous (1343188309470.jpg 1494x1800 377kB)
>>13400075 Not enough time exists to really make them, and they're relatively easy on IC (especially great on the AUS).

6 hours later 13400895 Anonymous (2012-09-06_00001.jpg 1600x900 499kB)
>that feel The Germans have taken the lands of Austria-Bohemia and Hungary, while the Italians have taken our slavic holdings. I fear I have caused the death of thousands of men for a futile cause.

6 hours later 13401039 Anonymous
>>13400895 >tfw Austro-Bohemia fails again. Why /gsg/ why?

6 hours later 13401087 Anonymous
>>13401039 Because I am bad at this game, and I listen to you people when you tell me to fight against Germany, rather than with them.

6 hours later 13401158 Anonymous (FerdinandFoch14.jpg 435x625 67kB)
>>13400895 You will have your vengeance. This is not peace. This is an armistice for 20 years. Austro-Bohemia shall rise again. >>13401087 You have to be a damn good tactician to defeat Germany but trust me. Defeating the Soviet Union after crippling Germany is impossible.

6 hours later 13401250 Anonymous
>>13401158 Defeating Germany is seemingly impossible. The war just starts too early, I can't make enough soldiers to properly defend anything.

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7 hours later 13401334 Anonymous
>>13401291 What's the point now?

7 hours later 13401353 Anonymous (1338862244426.png 200x200 29kB)
>>13401291

7 hours later 13401413 Anonymous
>>13401334 >>13401353 Fuck you. It looks better than the past ones. it was my first photoshop

7 hours later 13401427 Anonymous
>>13401334 >What's the point? SHIT SON. PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. Austro-Bohemia will rise one day. Try some other nations while you get better at the game. My strategy would've been to take Austria and then immediately try to attack Italy with Allied help hopefully. You know, before they join the Axis.

7 hours later 13401451 Anonymous (441px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-H01757,_Erich_von_Manstein.jpg 441x600 40kB)
>Implying anything but the sheer manpower of the USSR can defeat Germany

7 hours later 13401456 Anonymous
>>13401413 It looks like a convoluted turd.

7 hours later 13401472 Anonymous
>>13401451 >America

7 hours later 13401489 Anonymous
>>13401472 >Canada

7 hours later 13401516 Anonymous
>>13401456 You look like a convoluted turd.

7 hours later 13401520 Anonymous (2012-05-01_00013.jpg 1600x900 578kB)
>>13401451 Remember me? Before I was FinnBro, I stuck Spanish Dick into things.

7 hours later 13401562 Anonymous
>>13401427 That wasn't me. I feel like Top Gear at the moment Ambitious, but rubbish. I think I'll try an Italy game where I do something besides getting a couple hundred of IC while Germany gets raped. >>13401456 If it looks so bad why not show him how it is done.

7 hours later 13401613 Anonymous
>>13401520 Still had the help of the allies there I'm talking 1 ON 1 FAGGOT situation

7 hours later 13401696 Anonymous
>>13401613 Technically France was more of a drag than a help, since I had to save their asses twice. They were losing territory at an astronomical rate as I was moving my forces for the Great Spanish Erection.

7 hours later 13401717 Anonymous
>>13401613 >Help of the Allies >Help of the French >Help of the British Nigga he had 0 help.

7 hours later 13401765 Anonymous (not a convoluted turd.jpg 550x386 103kB)
Improved the edges.

7 hours later 13401832 Anonymous (1338850521405.jpg 236x251 6kB)
>>13401765 Reminds me of what I saw in the toilet bowl a few hours ago.

7 hours later 13402187 Anonymous (ObamaSyndie.png 1680x1050 543kB)
Obama confirmed for worst Syndie

7 hours later 13402250 Anonymous
>>13402187 >Playing UoB instead of Canada

7 hours later 13402415 Anonymous
>>13402250 u mad imperialist bourgeois faggot? >REMOVE MONARCH REMOVE MONARCH

7 hours later 13402782 Anonymous
>>13379223 Because they adopted the title of the Eastern Roman Empire.

7 hours later 13402810 Anonymous
http://anglish.wikia.com/wiki/World_War_Two An English article describing World War Two using only Germanic words.

7 hours later 13402840 Anonymous (SerbianUNITY.png 1680x1050 637kB)
Guaranteed to start up another Balkan 'debate'

7 hours later 13402906 Anonymous (engrand.png 2000x1200 410kB)
>>13402840

7 hours later 13402974 Anonymous
Anyone know where I can get a good torrent of Distant Worlds?

7 hours later 13403305 Anonymous (SyndicalistsAShit.png 552x794 113kB)
>>13402415

7 hours later 13403382 Anonymous (CowardlySwiss.png 1680x1050 663kB)
Swiss are coward swiss, no can win against glorious COMMUNE

7 hours later 13403414 Anonymous
>>13403305 Damn it now I have to fix that typo, shouldn't do this shit when I'm tired

7 hours later 13403426 Anonymous
>>13403305 ...MUH COMMUNES!

7 hours later 13403442 Anonymous
http://pockettactics.com/2012/09/05/aint-life-grand-hearts-of-iron-coming-to-ios-and-android-in-octo ber/ lel

7 hours later 13403453 Anonymous (Karl von Müller.jpg 327x389 105kB)
>>13402810 >Using only Germanic words Awww yeah, nigga.

7 hours later 13403490 Anonymous
>>13403453 >>13402810 But why is India still called India?

7 hours later 13403515 Anonymous
>>13403442 >Page not found

7 hours later 13403562 Anonymous
>>13403490 Because India doesn't matter

7 hours later 13403570 Anonymous (1340117940462.jpg 278x600 103kB)
>>13402810 >Banded Folkdoms of Americksland >uncleftish springballs >Teutonland

7 hours later 13403597 Anonymous
>>13403562 Well they have a word for Serbia.

7 hours later 13403662 Anonymous (fucking kebabs.jpg 175x175 16kB)
>>13403597 >Implying Srbija doesn't matter

7 hours later 13403687 Anonymous
>>13403515 Okay now it works for some fucking reason.

7 hours later 13403708 Anonymous
>>13403442 The trailer isn't that bad.

7 hours later 13403727 Anonymous
>>13402810 How autistic do you even have to BE

7 hours later 13403735 Anonymous
>>13403662 Ah, so that's why bosnia is still bosnia in anglish.

7 hours later 13403774 Anonymous
You must be a jew... "They are NOT my people" -Enki Jews ARE a race. Their origins being reptilian. they are responsible for all the corruption on earth; religion, politics, etc. They are the reason humanity is being held back spiritually (by a 'select few'). But we are moving into the Age of Aquarius... the age of rule for Enki. Interesting you say? I say it's pathetic to try and label them 'human'. But hey, they've been trying to brainwash humanity into giving them status for so long, can't blame you... fool.

7 hours later 13403775 Anonymous
>>13402810 >Band of Workermootly Kithish Commonwealths

7 hours later 13403780 Anonymous (Wilhelm_II,_German_Emperor,_by_Russell_&_Sons,_c1890.jpg 293x412 88kB)
>>13403727 >Not appreciating GERMANIC words

7 hours later 13403851 Anonymous (32.jpg 390x310 49kB)
>>13402810 >Band of Workermootly Kithish Commonwealths >the Struggle of the Lump

7 hours later 13403854 Anonymous (Victorious Srbija.jpg 342x79 16kB)
>>13403735 Now you understand. We will still never forgive Bosnia

7 hours later 13403917 Anonymous (1341273735229.gif 375x375 172kB)
>that feel the first time you win a crusade, and you get whole bags of piety

7 hours later 13403927 Anonymous
>>13402906 What is this

7 hours later 13403957 Anonymous
Hey /gsg/, its been a while. I've been playing Guildwars but have missed your autism. What have I missed in the last two weeks?

8 hours later 13404029 Anonymous
>>13403957 The usual. Shitposting and meta shitposting.

8 hours later 13404085 Anonymous
>>13403927 Muslim UK.

8 hours later 13404096 Anonymous (84700.jpg 400x307 68kB)
>>13404029 Can't be any worse then the state of /gwg/ right now. Though, they don't have horsefucker and that one fucker who argues with himself.

8 hours later 13404105 Anonymous
>>13403917 Piety comes in bags?

8 hours later 13404137 Anonymous
>>13404105 Yep. Big ones with crosses on the sides.

8 hours later 13404287 Anonymous
>>13404105 Only in backwards ass countries like Canada

8 hours later 13404360 Anonymous
September, 05, 2001: Evidence provided for black hole theory. At a scientific conference in Washington, D.C., this day in 2001, scientists described an observation of energy flares that provided strong evidence of the theorized black hole at the centre of the Milky Way Galaxy. More events on this day 1975: Lynette (“Squeaky”) Fromme attempted to assassinate U.S. President Gerald R. Ford. 1972: Palestinian terrorists attacked the Olympic Village in Munich, West Germany, during the Summer Olympic Games, taking hostage and eventually killing 11 members of the Israeli team. 1882: The first Labor Day parade was held in New York City in honour of the American worker. 1836: Sam Houston was elected president of the Republic of Texas. 1774: Caspar David Friedrich, a pioneering early 19th-century German Romantic painter, was born. 1725: Marie Leszczyńska of Poland was married to King Louis XV of France.

8 hours later 13404373 Anonymous
>>13404105 Before metric was invented, Piety was measured by the bushel.

8 hours later 13404398 Anonymous (1273023903976.jpg 450x268 40kB)
>>13404287 I'm from Canada and think the bags of milk is the stupidest thing ever. We don't even have them in Newfoundland and its really awkward >>13377956 to go traveling to the rest of the country with fucking bags of milk. How are you even supposed to open them?

8 hours later 13404445 Anonymous
>>13404398 You put the bag in a jug and cut off the corner.

8 hours later 13404462 Anonymous
>>13404398 What the fuck happened to my post?

8 hours later 13404467 Anonymous
>>13404398 Quebec are the only province with milk bags. Quebec are fucking shit stain frogs

8 hours later 13404487 Anonymous
>>13404373 Actually, what do metric countries use to measure stuff that's supposed to be measured in bushels and cords?

8 hours later 13404501 Anonymous (1280px-Milk_Pitcher_With_Lid.jpg 1280x983 157kB)
>>13404445 >>13404398 pic related

8 hours later 13404551 Anonymous
>>13404467 Toronto has them as well for whatever fucking reason. You would think they would use anything BUT plastic bags considering how Ontario is.

8 hours later 13404592 Anonymous
>>13404501 So you pour the milk into a pitcher? What if you don't want to drink the whole gallon at once? Does it just sit in your fridge open?

8 hours later 13404609 Anonymous
>>13404551 Someone probably decided it was less waste than bottles or cartons.

8 hours later 13404656 Anonymous
>>13404592 You don't pour the milk in the pitcher, you put the whole bag in the pitcher and cut off a small corner so that milk can be poured out of that hole.

8 hours later 13404673 Anonymous
>>13404487 Cubic metre.

8 hours later 13404676 Anonymous
>>13404609 You can recycle cartons though. You can't recycle plastic bags.

8 hours later 13404707 Anonymous
>>13404487 They do produce by weight. No idea about firewood. It's not really used much in Europe.

8 hours later 13404735 Anonymous
>>13404676 Apparently people use the bags afterwards to store food in.

8 hours later 13404786 Anonymous
>>13404707 >firewood [is] not really used much in Europe. So they use only gas? Someone should tell them that's not sustainable. Or cheap, why would they do it that way? Are yuropoors really too lazy to keep a fire going in the evening?

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8 hours later 13404796 Anonymous (1323810316583.png 291x312 148kB)
>>13404735 Gross, even if you wash it out it will still have a weird milky taste to it.

8 hours later 13404814 Anonymous
>>13404786 Wood is a lot more expensive in Europe because they cut almost all of their trees down in the Age of Sail and their forests are still pretty depleted.

8 hours later 13404929 Anonymous
>>13404786 I think only people who live in cottages on mountains still use firewood nowadays, at least where I live.

8 hours later 13404954 Anonymous
>/gsg/ - Bags and wood

8 hours later 13404983 Anonymous
>>13404814 also for making charcoal for metal working, one of the main reasons for the switch to coke actually.

8 hours later 13405007 Anonymous
How do I take screenshots of Victoria 2? PrtSc doesn't work, and no matter what my Vicky 2 Screenshots folder is empty. I've pressed both F11 and F12

8 hours later 13405027 Anonymous
In soviet russia milk also comes in bags. It took me so long to get the Canadian joke because of that

8 hours later 13405071 Anonymous
In Brazil Milk used to come in bags.

8 hours later 13405085 Anonymous
>>13405007 Documents\Paradox Interactive\Victoria 2\Screenshots

8 hours later 13405094 Anonymous
>>13404929 Everyone uses it here (Northern California) but only as a supplement to other forms of heating, a wood burning stove isn't as convenient as automatic gas heating but it really reduces the amount that your heater needs to work to get the temperature you need. We only burn about half a cord a year, and that all during the winter.

8 hours later 13405105 Anonymous
>>13405007 Steam screenshot system if you're lazy, otherwise like the other anon said.

8 hours later 13405206 Anonymous
>>13404105 It comes in the empty bags of gold you send to the Pope.

8 hours later 13405270 Anonymous
>>13405027 Who drinks milk in Russia? Did they accidentally pick it up thinking it was vodka?

8 hours later 13405331 Anonymous
>>13405270 You mix it up with vodka.

8 hours later 13405361 Anonymous
>>13405270 I do, together with my breakfast cereal.

8 hours later 13405463 Anonymous
>>13405361 What is Russia actually like? Is it as poor as people make it out to be? Or is that only places away from the major cities?

8 hours later 13405481 Anonymous
>>13405379 >No audio in this image Disappoint.

8 hours later 13405506 Anonymous
>>13405270 >Americans

8 hours later 13405520 Anonymous
>>13405463 We eat children and we don't know how to count to ten.

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8 hours later 13405582 Anonymous (1343863850876.png 680x742 405kB)
>>13405535 Much better.

8 hours later 13405606 Anonymous
>>13405520 How many children?

8 hours later 13405628 Anonymous
All my flags in EU3 are black, what do?

8 hours later 13405629 Anonymous
>>13405463 >Is it as poor as people make it out to be? It varies. Big cities are pretty good places to live but social security is pretty much inexistent

8 hours later 13405632 Anonymous
>>13405606 As many as we can laid our hands on. Specially capitalist american children,

8 hours later 13405650 Anonymous
I feel like I'm making a bad choice. Its 4am and I'm going for a run around a lake in 2 hours. Is this a bad idea?

8 hours later 13405703 Anonymous
>>13405632 Can children be considered capitalists? They don't own or work for anything, their parents care for their necessities.

8 hours later 13405716 Anonymous
>>13405650 I don't see how it could be bad

8 hours later 13405731 Anonymous
>>13405650 Is your area known for violent crime? If not you're probably fine.

8 hours later 13405751 Anonymous
>>13405703 You tryin' a tell me my boy's a commie?

8 hours later 13405816 Anonymous (Untitled.png 1680x1050 559kB)
Such is the fate of all Syndicalists

8 hours later 13405876 Anonymous
>>13405716 >>13405731 I mean like, its 4am and I haven't slept.

8 hours later 13405897 Anonymous
>>13405876 You should have a nap

8 hours later 13405908 Anonymous
>>13405876 You'll be fine. You should probably have a drink to fire you up.

8 hours later 13405939 Anonymous
>>13405908 What kind of drink? I've never gone drunk jogging before.

8 hours later 13405946 Anonymous (Srbija.gif 170x95 3083kB)
[worst turk]

8 hours later 13405968 Anonymous (1000px-Flag_of_Cross_of_Burgundy.svg.png 1000x667 46kB)
>>13405816 If you really have to be a monarchist, at least go with the Carlists.

8 hours later 13406040 Anonymous
>>13405939 Just a quick shot of rum or whisky or tequila or vodka or whateverthefuck. It's just to get you awake.

8 hours later 13406207 Anonymous (Untitled2.png 1680x1050 569kB)
>>13405968 I like the beige-yellow color of KoS Anyways, naturally we must REMOVE COMMUNE with Germany

8 hours later 13406223 Anonymous
>>13406040 Well, thanks for the advice.

9 hours later 13406297 Anonymous
>>13405105 >>13405085 There's nothing in the folder, but I got a Screenshot Taken message. Also I don't have Vicky 2 through steam.

9 hours later 13406361 Anonymous
>>13406297 V2 also has a screenshots folder in program files, check that.

9 hours later 13406774 Anonymous
So the Canadian AI decided to attack the Reich instead of Union of Britain British exiles in charge of not being retarded

9 hours later 13406871 Anonymous (34.jpg 1606x925 313kB)
HRE pls, Spain is mine.

9 hours later 13406924 Anonymous
>>13406871 God that mod is so stupid looking MODDER IN CHARGE OF FUCKING ASPECT RATIO

9 hours later 13406986 Anonymous
>>13406924 Sorry, but I only play in widescreen. Even if it has to be stretched. Get on my level.

9 hours later 13407093 Anonymous
>>13406986 I play in widescreen too Doesn't change the fact that those borders are horribly stretched and retarded looking because of it

9 hours later 13407236 Anonymous (34.jpg 2548x131 76kB)
>>13407093 Don't worry it's fixed now, I just had to patch it.

9 hours later 13407406 Anonymous (MUHANARCHISTAS.png 1680x1050 858kB)
>>13405816 >>13405968 >>13406207 Check out MUH ANARCHISTA BROTHERS Also, revolution actually SUCCEEDED IN BURMA! And Vietnam will be independent and SYNDICALIST soon as well. Im backing up the CSA, REED WILL HAVE HIS DREAM >>13403957 You missed out on glorious Danish Vikings, they have all gone on to Valhalla now

9 hours later 13407543 Anonymous (ByeByeCarlistas.png 1680x1050 676kB)
>>13406207 YOULL NEVER GET TO REMOVE COMMUNE

9 hours later 13407569 Anonymous
>>13403957 The Nothern Roman Empire and The Royal Court of the Moors.

9 hours later 13407730 Anonymous (SyndiesAreForever.png 1680x1050 975kB)
And this is why Syndies will always win Our brothers and sisters in Spain, not long after their own victory, proceed to aid our beleagured Soviet bretheren...unfortunately, more Syndie movements would succeed around the world if only they were more willing to ally.

9 hours later 13407742 Anonymous
>>13407569 >>13407406 Can you tell me of these things?

9 hours later 13408510 Anonymous
So who the hell is this Pavlos I see mentioned? Is he some kind of (obviously) Greek youtube nationalist or something?

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10 hours later 13408671 Anonymous
>>13408510 pavlos pavlos pls

10 hours later 13408715 Anonymous
Did the music guy ever make a Russian collection?

10 hours later 13408718 Anonymous (David Petraeus.jpg 120x169 10kB)
>mfw Byzantine Emperor John I Tzimiskes captured Damascus, Nazareth, Sidon, Beirut, and Tripoli >mfw he could've captured Jerusalem >mfw he could've marched down Mesopotamia and sacked Baghdad while it was poorly defended >mfw he didn't capture Jerusalem or sack Baghdad and had to abandon his gains in Syria because the capital was threatened by Bulgarians >mfw his successor Basil II finally vanquished the Bulgarians >mfw the Byzantines were finally free to conquer the Middle-East as the Arab world collapsed upon itself >mfw they didn't because the Emperors were retarded and couldn't lead an army properly

10 hours later 13408727 Anonymous
>>13408581 >Karaman It keeps happening!

10 hours later 13408767 Anonymous
>>13408510 He has a youtube channel, but this is what made him famous to us: http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?597203-THE-NEW-GREECE-IMPROVEMENT-PROJECT-forAAR- MOD The thread gets heated.

10 hours later 13408789 Anonymous
>>13408510 Pavlos. why does he have to pay 2 money to the bulgarians when the war is over?

10 hours later 13408904 Anonymous (v2game 2012-09-06 11-55-49-87.jpg 1680x1050 264kB)
H-hey guys. Am I doing all right?

10 hours later 13408950 Anonymous
>>13408904 No.

10 hours later 13409013 Anonymous (1320279972295.jpg 727x402 162kB)
>>13408904 >Those borders

10 hours later 13409059 Anonymous
>>13408904 What the fuck? No. Not even close.

10 hours later 13409074 Anonymous
>>13408904 I'm feeling physical pain just for the fact that you're letting the Brits take the Northwest. At least you took Cuba, though.

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10 hours later 13409428 Anonymous
>>13406361 Not there either, could it be because I am using Napoleons mod?

10 hours later 13409458 Anonymous
>>13409074 All of NA is rightful British clay

10 hours later 13409694 Anonymous
>>13409428 In that case it's in Documents\Paradox Interactive\Victoria 2\Napoopan\screenshots

10 hours later 13409832 Anonymous
>You'll never exterminate the Germans sadfrog.jpg

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http://pockettactics.com/2012/09/05/aint-life-grand-hearts-of-iron-coming-to-ios-and-android-in-octo ber/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=aint-life-grand-hearts-of-iron-coming-to-ios -and-android-in-october >HoI for ipad

10 hours later 13409896 Anonymous (1345202497001.jpg 700x543 383kB)
>>13409832 One can dream.

10 hours later 13409947 Anonymous
>>13409896 But Austria, Switzerland and Luxembourg still exist

10 hours later 13409948 Anonymous
>>13409896 Sorry, Austria has to go, too.

10 hours later 13410001 Anonymous
>>13409947 The Luxembourgish and the Swiss are hardly Germans, and the Austrians can be disposed of pretty easily.

10 hours later 13410021 Anonymous
>>13408715 Isn't the Remove Kebab folder in his collection the Russian one? Also, I'm thinking of doing a more oriental themed pack for me, using some of the instrumental songs of Sleeping Dogs.

10 hours later 13410080 Anonymous
>>13410001 Lots of Swiss people are German, speak German.

10 hours later 13410081 Anonymous
>>13409948 I think the Austria in that map is supposed to be an Italian-populated Austria, since the city names are all in Italian.

10 hours later 13410123 Anonymous (RedSaffies.png 1680x1050 730kB)
The world just keeps getting painted red... (some kind of rebellion won)

10 hours later 13410130 Anonymous
>>13410080 The fact that some of them speak a dialect of German doesn't make them necessarily Germans.

10 hours later 13410137 Anonymous
>>13410080 They're Jewish Chosen People, so it's okay.

10 hours later 13410164 Anonymous (Mexico Napoopan.jpg 1123x432 191kB)
>>13409694 It worked! Thanks.

10 hours later 13410209 Anonymous
>>13410164 >Ugly borders End it.

10 hours later 13410231 Anonymous
>>13410164 >Those borders What's wrong with you?

10 hours later 13410256 Anonymous
>>13410209 I have 60 years left. Going to get rid of the CSA, USA, Columbia and Venezuela.

10 hours later 13410291 Anonymous
Revolution Revolution never ends >MAH COMMUNES

10 hours later 13410312 Anonymous (RevolutionNeverEnds-Port.png 1680x1050 418kB)
>>13410291 Syndicalists it seems, can forget pictures though

10 hours later 13410379 Anonymous
http://www.gamersgate.com/DD-HOI3C/hearts-of-iron-3-collection Gamersgate is offering HoI3.

11 hours later 13410714 Anonymous (EU3_11.jpg 1680x1050 763kB)
EU3 here. whats the quickest way to get imperial authority? and how the hell do i even form the Holy Roman Empire? is it through all the reforms? currently emperor as frankfurt, have most the electors as vassals, some others. its been an amusing game

11 hours later 13410765 Anonymous (IberiaOnceMore.png 1680x1050 841kB)
Syndies, syndies everywhere We're coming for you Kaiser We're coming

11 hours later 13410995 Anonymous (ck2_1.jpg 1366x768 451kB)
I was rewarded with the Kingdom of Italy after a crusade and now my demesne limit is 81/9. What the hell should I do with it? My only living relative is my pretender brother who's locked up by some sultan that don't want to release him anyway. Should I give it to the pope? Invite people to my court and hand out counties? I don't think I got enough cash for that unless I want a handful of super strong vassal owning all of it challenging me. And If I want to give the whole kingdom away where do i do that?

11 hours later 13411112 Anonymous
>>13410995 Give it to the pope.

11 hours later 13411120 Anonymous
>>13410995 Get a young wife and start making sons to give duchies to. Hell, give duchies to your daughters too.

11 hours later 13411395 Anonymous
>>13411120 I can't because the crown laws in Scotland are agnatic. Maybe I can change that and give it to my mother and then inherit a somewhat manageable Italy. Otherwise I go with the pope.

11 hours later 13411489 Anonymous
>>13410995 Invite Nobles to court and distribute counties in such a way to keep them all weak and reliant on you. Best way.

11 hours later 13411517 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L-ZYcqqGds&feature=related >Denmark My sides

11 hours later 13411650 Anonymous
>>13409854 Hey at least there's an Android version.

11 hours later 13411914 Anonymous
>>13411517 >Kosovo >Real country Dis nigga.

12 hours later 13413243 Anonymous
>Get back from my run >Was tired before >Not tired now >Haven't slept at all So, I haven't played any GS games in a while, what game should I play and what country?

12 hours later 13413269 Anonymous
>>13411489 I went with this. I handed it all out until all I had left was Corsica...which was de jure part of the Duchy of Sardinia which I didn't control. Time do it all over again. I want a "sacrificed time to close the gate of micromanagement hell" positive opinion modifier after this.

12 hours later 13413416 Anonymous
>>13413243 Hrmm, how about the Knights in poop's mod, or perhaps Sweden in HoI3?

12 hours later 13413550 Anonymous (1274144725753.jpg 582x719 128kB)
>>13413416 Challenge accepted.

12 hours later 13413603 Anonymous
>>13413550 Which one, you cunt sucker?

12 hours later 13413708 Anonymous
>>13413603 Both

12 hours later 13413716 Anonymous (2deep5u.jpg 540x510 362kB)
>>13413550 And you have to go fascist.

12 hours later 13413745 Anonymous (1295930778209.jpg 1280x720 130kB)
>>13413716 With no Casus belli?

12 hours later 13413848 Anonymous (1340670724747.png 536x345 260kB)
>>13413745 Just go Fascist as the Knights. It'll be fun. There is another surprise when you go fascist as the Papal States.

12 hours later 13413894 Anonymous
>>13413848 Wait a second, do fascist knights have something cool?

12 hours later 13413969 Anonymous
>>13413894 u're mum

12 hours later 13414002 Anonymous
>>13413848 Kill all the jews?

12 hours later 13414078 Anonymous
>>13413894 >>13414002 ___________ ___________ And get the mystery box.

12 hours later 13414227 Anonymous
laugh at me, call me names, do what you must but is napoleon's legacy for AHD, the base game, or both??

12 hours later 13414282 Anonymous (1336799060568.jpg 360x292 38kB)
>>13414227 AHD, any mod you see for Vicky 2 here will require AHD.

13 hours later 13414660 Anonymous
>>13394379 Ugly as fuck borders but at least its very believable, love how the United Kingdom is no longer united and how Germany has become a Federation. Also no Italy

13 hours later 13414812 Anonymous (I can't take this.....png 826x758 727kB)
>Begin waging war on nation >Get images flashing though my head of that nations people losing their sense of nationalism >I'm taking away their country, their pride, their freedom >They are horribly outmatched, no chance for them to win >Just the inevitable doom >Happens every time I wage war How do you do it /gsg/?

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13 hours later 13414903 Anonymous
>>13414660 Looks to me like he just released every nation rather than let it fall apart, look at those cut off areas of Russia. >>13414812 You bring them under your banner, they're your people now, their nation wasn't strong enough.

13 hours later 13414937 Anonymous
>>13414812 They're becoming part of a much greater nation. You're doing them a favor.

13 hours later 13414939 Anonymous
>>13414812 by not bein gay lol

13 hours later 13414952 Anonymous
>>13414812 >Not believing every other nation are savages until annexed into yours Seriously do you even play these games?

13 hours later 13414970 Anonymous
>>13414939 steam group pls go

13 hours later 13414989 Anonymous (34.jpg 1606x925 379kB)
I'M JUST A BABY, I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.

13 hours later 13415020 Anonymous
>>13414989 Yes you can, have your reagent throw money and titles at the problem.

13 hours later 13415076 Anonymous (1291819326279.jpg 772x578 102kB)
>>13414903 >>13414937 >>13414952 Does it get easier? The horrible atrocities you commit will never go away, but does it get easier as time goes on? What then? What are you at that point? You are a soulless monster who cares not for the people, and just lives to destroy. Is that really a better way to live? Is it getting easier really worth it?

13 hours later 13415131 Anonymous
>>13415076 Just think of them as countries within a country. The nation still exists, but the countries simply aren't independent any longer.

13 hours later 13415165 Anonymous
>>13415076 For me, when the reality of the oppression I was exerting struck me, I played CKII for a while. Real nice, generous laws, and I played as a man of honor. That's the only game where you can really do that, but it's a nice change of pace once in a while.

13 hours later 13415185 Anonymous
>>13415131 >Not destroying their political and cultural identity along with their state Do you even settlement policy?

13 hours later 13416068 Anonymous (1339558935657.jpg 404x646 62kB)
>>13414812 >Feeling bad about uncivs >Feeling bad about taking reparations from a nation who had the gall to attack you >Feeling bad about uniting peoples under one banner

14 hours later 13416546 Anonymous
>that feel when the CSA lost because of numbers, not because they were unskilled >that feel when the USA was just a bunch of kike number crunchers >that feel when slavery would have been abolished in the CSA shortly after, and the war was for the same reasons the revolution happened

14 hours later 13416579 Anonymous (1326885190422.jpg 576x635 149kB)
>>13415076 I am a soulless monster, they're statistics and numbers and I need those statistics and numbers on my side. Fortunately happy workers are better workers so I make sure to do everything to keep them contented, more so than the nation they were part of before. You just need to apply cold, analytical reason to the situation. They're better under you who wants them to work at their happiest and best rather than their previous rulers who were too busy trying to keep their power to rule their populace effectively.

14 hours later 13416609 Anonymous
>>13416546 The CSA lost because they didn't have the industry rather than numbers, if the north and south had an equal level of industry the south probably would have won thanks to their excellent leaders and higher morale.

14 hours later 13416754 Anonymous (34.jpg 1606x925 401kB)
>succeed at reconquering 2/3rds of Spain while avoiding Jihad fuckery >my King gets bonked on the head while fighting rebels and passes away in his 20s >his baby son becomes King at age 0 >my uncle rebels and the Kingdom spirals into a deadly civil war where I have barely any advantage >"ALLAHU ACKBAR" (Jihad declared) >Fatimids, Fatimids everywhere >barely an army left, country is still in civil war >the French ask to join the war and send 7000 men down who attach themselves to a unit of 100 men I had >this French stack successful fights off Fatimids until the civil war ends >Fatimids still won't make peace >HRE joins the war and sends down his men to join the fight for Spain >Pope sends me 200 gold, just in case I need mercs God bless us, God bless all of us.

14 hours later 13416874 Anonymous
>>13410765 >implying you can win against the juggernaut that Germany is in that mod

14 hours later 13416992 Anonymous (34.jpg 1606x925 345kB)
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK

14 hours later 13417048 Anonymous (34.jpg 1606x925 358kB)
NO I DON'T WANT TO PLAY AS YOU. YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON.

14 hours later 13417303 Anonymous
>>13417048 It's time to roleplay. Kill your husband and children. Your fate is yours to decide.

14 hours later 13417386 Anonymous (66691_562617_122_34lo.jpg 1440x810 160kB)
>>13417048 Well, say goodbye to your Kingdom, serves you right for not getting rid of a shitty female heir who plots against you on top of that.

14 hours later 13417662 Anonymous (Confederate_Reunion_Parade_Richmond[1].jpg 1421x920 194kB)
Hey guys, I'm playing the USA in Minimod + NNM. If I make a state and extend slavery, should the CSA get a core on it later? I'm trying to prop them up, for the glory of Lee.

14 hours later 13417695 Anonymous
How can I make CSA stronk after winning the war?

14 hours later 13417778 Anonymous
>>13417695 Takr the rest of the USA and Mexico. Go after S. America

14 hours later 13417829 Anonymous
>>13417695 Or you know. Incite the Bureaucracy first, then Clergy, and then Soldiers. When you got enough soldiers, maybe 200-300 brigades, influence craftsmen. Make sure you get your clergy up to 4.00%

14 hours later 13417890 Anonymous
>>13417829 But that's boring.

14 hours later 13417904 Anonymous
>>13417662 That will almost certainly give them a core, yes.

14 hours later 13417927 Anonymous (34.jpg 1606x925 340kB)
Croatia pls.

14 hours later 13418017 Anonymous
Whats a way to get more beurocrats in Vicky 2? I had a national focus, but 10 years later still 0% of pops are beurocrats. I want Burma to be a state damn it.

14 hours later 13418048 Anonymous
>>13417927 Dude Why is your game so ugly I can't figure out what you did but you should undo it

14 hours later 13418138 Anonymous
>>13418017 Only your accepted culture can give you a bureaucracy multiplier. Think of it like India. If Britain got the needed bureaucracy to make India a true state, they'd be entirely overpowered.

14 hours later 13418221 Anonymous
>>13417048 Murder your husband and child, marry someone matrilineally and save your dynasty. Enjoy the tyranny

14 hours later 13418261 Anonymous
>>13418138 Damn, so Mexican Asia is a pipe dream

14 hours later 13418313 Anonymous
Is there any reason to not use NMM + Misc mods with Victoria 2? Finished my first game yesterday and wondering if I should use them for my next one.

14 hours later 13418361 Anonymous (34.jpg 1606x925 380kB)
This fucking bitch gave me a game over. She assassinated my King and took his throne, and after I made her divorce her husband and marry a new one matrilineally, she wouldn't have a single fucking baby with him. Fuck her. Fuck her fuck her fuck her.

14 hours later 13418481 Anonymous
>Lake Balaton >Aus-tria

15 hours later 13418916 Anonymous
Are the portraits that come with The Prince and the Thane for CK2 any good? Just asking because they're outside the mod folder and I don't like to mess around with my main game

15 hours later 13418959 Anonymous
When does the CSA usually secede? It's 1852, I'm waiting.

15 hours later 13419012 Anonymous
>>13418959 How about you learn history, you dumb shit?

15 hours later 13419013 Anonymous
>>13418361 Let that be a lesson to you to never ever marry your daughters away in an ordinary marriage as long as you don't have enough adult male heirs.

15 hours later 13419039 Anonymous
>>13418959 1861-1870 usally

15 hours later 13419061 Anonymous
Napoopan needs to make some events for Mexico, I'm getting 100000000 popups for USA

15 hours later 13419084 Anonymous
>>13418916 gsgs pls

15 hours later 13419893 Anonymous (2012-09-06_00001.jpg 1280x960 349kB)
GG

15 hours later 13420002 Anonymous
>>13419012 It's American history, it's not entirely relevant for a large population of the world. That said this is also a video game and things differ depending on your actions to it's entirely reasonable to think that the independence could happen far sooner or far later if you don't know what causes it in the game, so stop acting like a giant cunt to the dude.

15 hours later 13420020 Anonymous
>>13419013 Lesson learned. Matrilineal 4 life.

15 hours later 13420060 Anonymous
>>13419061 Nope, those pop ups are almost entirely from the base game, paradox are Amerophiles. I'll talk to him about it though, he already had some rough plans for new things to add.

15 hours later 13420116 Anonymous
>>13420002 The history of the current hegemony is very relevant to the rest of the world

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15 hours later 13420182 Anonymous
>>13420116 Unfortunately the rest of the world doesn't really see it that way, your history is still just a footnote in the majority of classrooms across the world.

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15 hours later 13420249 Anonymous
>>13420060 If I play as USA right after playing as Mexico, will I be bored? Are thy the same thing do you think? Also thanks, this is only my second vicky2 game, didn't realize USA was so loved.

15 hours later 13420265 Anonymous
>>13420116 Shit like this is why 9/11 happened.

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15 hours later 13420340 Anonymous
>>13420290 60/172/316 I hope that was because those new units just finished.

15 hours later 13420345 Anonymous
>>13420175 >>13420235 >>13420290 Autism rates rocketing.jpg

15 hours later 13420623 Anonymous
>>13420249 Wait, did you mean events aimed for the USA were coming to you before? It was a little unclear? You'll probably be bored with the USA yeah, they're up there with the Union, The Empire and France as boring as fuck nations to play because they're so powerful. Generally the USA get a million more events and decisions to play with so they're different from most other nations, it's just that their immigration is brokenly strong so they always end up with a huge population to throw at their problems. I still don't understand how it's fair they can just claim half of Mexico regardless of if it happened historically because of the weaker USA in Poop's mod. Perhaps I should talk to him about taking back a few of the cored regions but I doubt it will happen, the American states are just far too ugly to take one or two away from America and have borders that aren't totally disgusting.

16 hours later 13420914 Anonymous (ck2 2012-09-06 17-42-03-94.jpg 1680x1050 323kB)
Well, I'd removed THAT kebab, if you know what I mean.

16 hours later 13421135 Anonymous
>>13420914 >Not a genius or even attractive Step it up bro.

16 hours later 13421175 Anonymous
>>13421135 >not even attractive i'd hit it. Short hair is cute.

16 hours later 13421213 Anonymous
>>13421175 Says who? Citation needed.

16 hours later 13421308 Anonymous (natalie-portman-natalie-portman-7168829-1102-1383.jpg 1102x1383 283kB)
>>13421213 Source: Natalie Portman See also: Emma Watson

16 hours later 13421330 Anonymous
>>13421175 Fuck you man I hate character progression.

16 hours later 13421363 Anonymous (1332890092760.jpg 169x193 14kB)
>>13421308 >3DPD

16 hours later 13422039 Anonymous
>>13421363 Shouldn't you be at school by now?

16 hours later 13422093 Anonymous
So guys, am I reading this right. You can't make the French empire if you're king of France?

16 hours later 13422191 Anonymous
>>13422093 Sadly not. >>13422039 I don't know, don't you have a job to be at?

16 hours later 13422251 Anonymous (Austro-Bohemian Soldier Holding the flag above a burning Belgrade.png 550x385 288kB)
>that feel

16 hours later 13422364 Anonymous
>>13422191 >don't you have a job to be at? Second shift, bro. I've got all mrning to play vidya and shitpost.

16 hours later 13422438 Anonymous
>>13422364 >Actually being working class scum Oh wow, how the quality of these threads has dropped.

16 hours later 13422569 Anonymous
>>13422438 Please nigga, the issue was with him having employment and therefore being a bit of a normalfag, his class matters not since none of us swimming in money regardless of class these days. Except that Elinciafaggot.

16 hours later 13422575 Anonymous
>>13420623 I have it set up so I can see when my neighbors have events, so I was getting NO events regarding the USA, but they had a few regarding me. My map was posted >>13410164 here, so I know about the ugly borders. Are there any interesting South East Asians to play as? Cambodia maybe?

16 hours later 13422641 Anonymous
So as the emperor of the HRE, should I be raising levies to fight off every peasant revolt, or just let my vassal kings do it? It's a pain in the ass.

16 hours later 13422709 Anonymous
>>13422575 Try the Ottomans if you're looking for someone civilized, I helped Poopan' utterly destroy them while also giving them a damn good chance to rise above their destined fate. All of your cores that you release as Crimea you get back later so go for that if you want pretty and historical borders, just keep in mind. Otherwise try one of the Indian nations and try and form a united India.

16 hours later 13422797 Anonymous
>>13422191 How in the name of Bismarck does that make any sense? The requirement says you have to be king of somewhere, just not a French area. Sooo, if I'm ALSO king of Jerusalem will it work? Either way It's stupid but the title of emperor would be neat.

16 hours later 13422839 Anonymous
>>13422641 Unless they're threatening someone you want to like you more, fuck it. You've got bigger fish to fry.

16 hours later 13422863 Anonymous
>>13422797 Oh wait, my bad, thought you meant EU3 or something. In that case I have no idea but it should probably work maybe.

16 hours later 13422969 Anonymous
>>13422709 Any suggestions for the ottomans? I think I'll take your advice and play them.

16 hours later 13423031 Anonymous
Pavlos is sick of people not listening to his ideas and is going to mod Kaiserreich himself. >http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?529944-Kaiserreich&s=9404ea8528a8c32f7d22 a29a4f9e11cf&p=14315755&viewfull=1#post14315755

16 hours later 13423260 Anonymous
Are there some freaky mods for ck2? If you tell me to check op's pic, fuck you.

16 hours later 13423342 Anonymous
>>13423260 Check OP pic

17 hours later 13423473 Anonymous
>>13423260 The Mod[\spoiler] in b4 shitstorm[\spoiler]

17 hours later 13423636 Anonymous (Oh GOD it's EU3 all over again.jpg 1024x768 317kB)
So ive been playing AoD Armageddon scenario and so far things are good and bad.Im The Liborators and i just finished annexing ALL of the Americas. However as you can see Europe has gone to hell as France did what it does best. Now heres my plan to liberate Europe. Phase one: Im going to roll all over the UK shouldnt be a problem since the AI is really bad at defending islands and i have the largest navy in the world. Phase Two:Im going to liberate the Liberian Peninsula along the northern part this should hurt the Bourbons and give me a nice place to continue my attack Phase Three? Im going to do a similar attack to reclaim the Italian peninsula. And onward: Im gonna send help to the APR which has been slowly losing land.While at the same time slowy attack out into France. So what do you think any better ideas? Also im gonna be posting a image of america and asia in a sec.

17 hours later 13423717 Anonymous (The real USA.jpg 1024x768 273kB)
>>13423636 Hers what America looks like as you can see i gave Persia one of my islands so they wouldnt be annexed. Also Sweden took Haiti and The Donican Republic.

17 hours later 13423769 Anonymous (ASIA.jpg 1024x768 309kB)
>>13423717 Here is Asia the PRRS is doing pretty fine considering they lost ALL of there mainland Asia land but got it all back plus more not bad for an AI

17 hours later 13423778 Anonymous (QQCkZ.jpg 700x990 137kB)
>>13422969 Be ready for the Russian civil war, invade Persia and take as many pops as you can and convert them to soldiers before it happens. Be absolutely sure to free Crimea when it does. Make sure to keep your original sphere intact, don't let anyone take any of them out. Good luck, you're going to need it to beat Russia.

17 hours later 13423938 Anonymous
>>13423031 >that thread Please make it stop.

17 hours later 13423974 Anonymous
>>13423778 Also, take as much Persian land as physically possible in that war, they civilize quickly but have pops and resources you'll want and at the cheap price of 5 infamy or lower per province it's a good deal.

17 hours later 13424030 Anonymous
>>13423031 >will u get a core on the westenr roman empire if byzantium is added? u should, cause Iustinian wanted to take it back and ppl accepted him so Greece should have a core on the western empire... and Illirya/gallia as well if u do good on retaking west maybe ppl in illyria or gallia can pettition for annexation... just idea And that's not even pavlos

17 hours later 13424170 Anonymous
>>13424030 I'm dying squirtles

17 hours later 13424220 Anonymous (1302324566782.gif 200x200 1041kB)
>>13424030 dis nigga

17 hours later 13424472 Anonymous
>>13424030 He could have just said >pls ad cores on al europe Jesus if you want cores on everything do it yourself its not that hard to do.

17 hours later 13425024 Anonymous (looks like i am going to have to slap a bitch.jpg 824x391 99kB)
Oh look, new Dev Diary that adds a useless slider to the production screen. I can't fucking wait to remake that big section of the guide simply to say "THIS IS AN IC GIFT TO YOUR HO, USE IT WELL BECAUSE THE AI WON'T" >AI control of your production Are Paradox a bunch of scrubs or something?

17 hours later 13425496 Anonymous
http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?529944-Kaiserreich&p=14317818&viewfull=1# post14317818 I think it says something when even Pavlos thinks your idea is nuts. Of course even then he's crazy, but still.

18 hours later 13425956 Anonymous (1325744332070.jpg 548x769 103kB)
>Able to unite all the German states under one rule finally, for the first time in history. >No GF >That feel

18 hours later 13425973 Anonymous
>>13424030 Didn't they...not accept him? I remember the Italians getting pissed at the Byzantines because of Justinian's tax farming and the shitty protection they got. I think the whole fiasco in Byzantine Italy is a real life example of a nation not having cores on what it conquers.

18 hours later 13426039 Anonymous (34.jpg 1606x925 323kB)
His dad died right after winning the Seljuk war, so he did all of this himself, and before he was even 16. You jelly?

18 hours later 13426062 Anonymous
>>13425973 Justinian's reign in general is an example of that, not caring about infamy, not getting a good heir, and not putting enough focus in your damn military.

18 hours later 13426318 Anonymous
>>13426062 >build the biggest church >have the biggest borders >inadvertently set the Empire on the wrong course that resulted in the Byzantine–Sassanid War of 602–628 and the birth of Islam >still remembered as the greatest Emperor that ever graced the universe >During this, Gelimer, upon looking on the Emperor in his full splendour, is said to have uttered his famous remark from the Ecclesiastes, "Vanity of vanities, all is vanity." To be fair, I think Africa was a pretty good success. It was a perfectly executed war and Africa didn't have to deal with Lombards.

18 hours later 13426365 Anonymous
>>13426039 >that map Fuck off

18 hours later 13426409 Anonymous (a better world.png 1492x648 233kB)
So you wake up one morning and turn on the TV. Turns out that the middle east and large parts of Africa disappeared, seemingly replaced by calm ocean at the same sea level. Astronomers have spotted a large oddly-shaped asteroid orbiting the Moon, devoid of an atmosphere. The astronomers have also found that they can see precious metals on, and oil seeping out of, the fancy asteroid. The land around The Box still exists, as does The Box itself, but all humans have been wiped out around it. What happens?

18 hours later 13426442 Anonymous (34.jpg 500x228 11kB)
>>13426365 We need to go wider.

18 hours later 13426470 Anonymous (1344447422057.jpg 1280x720 113kB)
>>13426039 >CUM

18 hours later 13426478 Anonymous
>>13426409 >a better world >Africa still exists

18 hours later 13426483 Anonymous
>>13426409 The Mediterranean floods the Red Sea and everybody dies.

18 hours later 13426497 Anonymous
>>13426409 Muhammed looks out of the box, and just says 'What is this shit?' before heading back inside.

18 hours later 13426525 Anonymous (kebabbies.png 972x685 930kB)
>>13422251 Let the big boys do the Photoshopping please

18 hours later 13426532 Anonymous
>>13426318 >accidentally create Islam >Greatest Emperor Nah, fuck that. You can't wash away the birth of Islam. That's a stain that will last forever.

18 hours later 13426550 Anonymous
>>13426478 >Africa not existing >No general butt-naked >no danger tourism >no wacky civil wars Africa is important.

18 hours later 13426583 Anonymous
>>13426409 Kebab removal greatest day of my life

18 hours later 13426590 Anonymous
>>13426550 >No Africa >No Yahya We need him. He's our man.

18 hours later 13426606 Anonymous
>>13426478 Since they have access to the sea and are the only interesting thing for miles, either they'll be swamped in a Second Golden Age of Imperialism or actually make something of themselves.

18 hours later 13426624 Anonymous
>>13426409 >Africa >India >South East asia >Iberia 0/10 would not paint.

18 hours later 13426669 Anonymous (Come sit on Uncle Miklos lap.jpg 411x599 36kB)
>>13426409 Glorious Hungary will have a navy once more.

18 hours later 13426689 No-Life-King (To uczucie.png 645x773 6kB)
How do you mod a pirated version of EU3.

18 hours later 13426715 Mediafire Guy (loadsespace.png 720x112 13kB)
Guys, what should I do with all this empty space?

18 hours later 13426747 Anonymous
>>13426715 a million copies of a single image.

18 hours later 13426757 Anonymous
>>13426715 Find some historical documentaries / books

18 hours later 13426771 Anonymous
>>13426715 gay napoleon on Trotsky porn

18 hours later 13426773 Anonymous
>>13426715 Hardblush

18 hours later 13426775 Anonymous
>>13426715 Episodes of good history shows. Porn.

18 hours later 13426832 Anonymous
What is a small country with some nice flavour events to play in Kaiserreich? Something preferably pretty neutral so I can see how war eventually breaks out.

18 hours later 13426837 Anonymous
>>13426715 Charts, maps, and projections.

18 hours later 13426879 Anonymous
>>13426832 Austria

18 hours later 13426886 Anonymous
>>13426837 Finnbro pls

18 hours later 13426934 Anonymous
>Kaiser of the HRE >Live to be 70 >Lose the HRE to a non-dynastic asshole >Become King of Germany >Have to work my way back up Fuck Elective.

18 hours later 13426953 Anonymous
>>13426832 Russia has great flavor events, some pretty obvious local goals, and, if you so choose, can stay neutral in the Weltkrieg.

18 hours later 13427050 Anonymous
>>13426934 >Year Of Our Lord 1065 >Using anything but primogeniture I Sincerely Hope Thee Doth Not Do This

18 hours later 13427113 Anonymous
>>13427050 I remember reading that Gavelkind was the reason that Wales and Ireland never quite united nor were able to resist their Glorious Primogeniture overlords. Something about infinitely dividing patrimonies is just disgusting.

18 hours later 13427119 Anonymous
>>13426532 >this The birth of Islam did more to slow or stop scientific progress than anything else that's ever happened.

18 hours later 13427160 Anonymous
>>13427119 Only after the first 200 years or so.

18 hours later 13427251 Anonymous
>>13427119 How so?

18 hours later 13427301 Anonymous
>>13427251 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIMifWU5ucU

18 hours later 13427620 Anonymous
>>13423473 >>13423473 >>13423473 Link?

18 hours later 13427697 Anonymous
>>13427301 >Oh man they named a buncha constellations >This sure is useful!

19 hours later 13429606 Anonymous
>Seperatist Québeqcois party win an election of some kind Dear Canadians (I know /gsg/ has several), how likely is it that we'll be seeing an independent Poutine soon? Sage because not really GS.

19 hours later 13429687 Anonymous
just got Crusader Kings 2 and this shit is dramatic >CKII playing as the king of Castille >Have twins, one's a brilliant strategist and the other is a genius >Sons become members of the council, marshall and spy master >The genius gets assassinated by a corrupt baron >Arrest and execute the baron >The warrior heir is killed in the battle against the muslims >The king outlives his children, new heir is a grandchild of the strategist >Grandchild becomes King of Navarra through inheritance >the old king of castille finally dies at the age of 70 >Castille gets inherrited and become Navarra RIP Castille.

19 hours later 13429696 Anonymous
>>13429606 About as likely as an independent Scotland.

19 hours later 13429758 Anonymous
Does anyone have a link for The Mod for ck2? I can't find it.

19 hours later 13429887 Anonymous
>>13429606 They just won a minority government as the premier of Quebec. Whats funny is that during that some dude in a Balaclava and a bathrobe shot and killed one person and injured another. They don't know if it was an assassination attempt or not.

19 hours later 13430002 Anonymous
>>13429887 >funny >a guy is dead

19 hours later 13430051 Anonymous (look at that pipe.jpg 211x300 29kB)
>>13430002

19 hours later 13430074 Anonymous
>>13430002 >4 billion left Who gives a shit?

19 hours later 13430089 Anonymous
>>13430002 >filthy traitors dying >not funny degaulle pls

19 hours later 13430110 Anonymous (Timur.jpg 500x535 46kB)
>>13430002

19 hours later 13430113 Anonymous
>>13429606 Why don't they just riot? Just cause trouble to get the authorities to put them down. Video footage of riot police just doing their jobs always makes things look worse than they really are. Do that and get international attention. A few intelligent spokespersons and an armed militia in reserve.

19 hours later 13430146 Anonymous
>>13430002 I know, it's not funny at all. There are still 4,010,879 of the fuckers left.

19 hours later 13430162 Anonymous (bigbootyborders.png 1920x1080 2537kB)
how do I avoid getting absolutely destroyed by either russia or germany?

19 hours later 13430176 Anonymous
>>13430162 Did you read the Guide?

19 hours later 13430215 Anonymous
>>13430176 what guide?

19 hours later 13430259 Anonymous
>>13430215 This one: >>13390267

19 hours later 13430263 Anonymous
>>13430162 >bigbootyborders.png

19 hours later 13430272 Anonymous
>>13430162 Eat Greece and join Germany, you're going to fight the USSR and win.

19 hours later 13430309 Anonymous
>>13430089 The separatists are the filthy traitors. >We are totally French, so that means the oppressive english man can't rule us! Right France? >"C'est ne pas mon amie" >B-but France, don't go! We are justs as French as you

19 hours later 13430318 Anonymous
>>13430272 cant really take on greece without losing too much without a navy, so ill have to wait until probably late 1939.

19 hours later 13430360 Anonymous
What the heck do I do about ambitious vassal cunts? I have a vassal with 11 provinces, that being a metric fuckton since I only control england. I hold 7. I can't stop him, I can't revoke land because he doesn't give a single fuck well knowing that he could take me in a war and I can't plot to do it either.

19 hours later 13430380 Anonymous
>>13430309 >mon amie

19 hours later 13430396 Anonymous
>>13430309 The main problem is that the Quebecois aren't black or muslim, and therefore not truly French.

19 hours later 13430397 Mediafire Guy
>>13426757 >>13426775 I have the whole collection of good old' Battlefield show from Discovery Channel. >>13426837 I've linked to the GSGmaps folder, so that's Mapbro's field. >>13426773 :3 >>13426771 Can't promise anything

19 hours later 13430441 Anonymous (8674764.jpg 531x349 14kB)
>yfw Quebec is only still a part of Canada because pretty borders

19 hours later 13430559 Anonymous
>>13430441 Quebec is still a part of Canada because the bloc is only a minority, and them separating would hurt them so badly financially. From my understanding, its really only old people that care about this shit, and I have a sneaking suspicion they would cull any English speakers if they ever got independence.

19 hours later 13430632 Anonymous
>>13430360 Hopefully he'll die and gavelkind will split up his holdings.

19 hours later 13430645 Anonymous
>>13430360 Hire mercs faget

19 hours later 13430653 Anonymous
>>13430441 actually it's because separating would cost them their Alberta welfare bucks

19 hours later 13430658 Anonymous (england is gay.jpg 1920x1080 873kB)
>guy suggest I invade greece >Thinking up some plans >this happens 5 seconds after I maximize the game

19 hours later 13430719 Anonymous (1339209788510.jpg 665x598 58kB)
>>13430653 >that feel when you're at the center of the Canadian economy

19 hours later 13430739 Anonymous
>>13430653 >Alberta >pas une partie légitime de la nation Québecoise Putain d'Anglo, va te faire foutre.

20 hours later 13430782 Anonymous
>>13430719 you truly are hero Finnbro

20 hours later 13430857 Anonymous (1296263618762.jpg 284x370 12kB)
>>13430719 >That feel when you're the province everyone labels and fishermen and Canada's rednecks

20 hours later 13430987 Anonymous
I see some people downloaded the modern day music compiled for the Modern Day mod. How would you guys feel about hearing that while playing? Some tracks have to be edited because they don't play or there's too much silence at the end. Do they sound too, "much" for music to listen to while playing a mod set in modern times?

20 hours later 13431013 Anonymous
>>13430397 >>13430397 Hey mediafire guy, why dont you have The Mod for ck2?

20 hours later 13431045 Anonymous
Which provinces do I need to own to blockade the Suez Canal in HOI3?

20 hours later 13431059 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdf9aqRk--0 Québec, I am dissapoint. For being a spinoff of a country whose anthem is about killing so many dudes you can water the fields with their impure blood, this is an extremely faggy anthem.

20 hours later 13431157 Anonymous
>>13431045 if youre talking about the strategic effect I believe you need panama city as well as colon, I just invade panama 50 years early whenever I play USA.

20 hours later 13431231 Anonymous
>>13431157 >suez canal

20 hours later 13431262 Anonymous (2012-09-06_00001.jpg 1600x900 398kB)
Without Austria and France to dick it over constantly, Germany rises pretty much instantly. Feels neat man.

20 hours later 13431339 Anonymous
>>13431157 I mean the actual route, and the Suez canal, not the Panama canal. Say as Italy I conquer everything west of the Suez, while the UK still holds the eastern Suez provinces, would they still be able to use it? Would I be able to use it?

20 hours later 13431365 Anonymous
>>13431262 What unholy nonsense am I looking at?

20 hours later 13431428 Anonymous
>>13431365 Probably a game where the guy went through and released all the nations he could. It does cause some ugly ass borders.

20 hours later 13431532 Anonymous
>>13431428 Wasn't that from the last thread, someone who wanted to play as the CSA?

20 hours later 13431646 Anonymous
Alright, the pope just finished a crusader against the filthy Sunnis near my kingdom and has counties right in the middle of the Iberian peninsular, I'm playing as Navarra. How the fuck do I remove them without half of Christendom attacking me?

20 hours later 13431692 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rDXrdFyD5U&feature=player_embedded Now you can war on the go actually think it's the best series of theirs to choose for a mobile game

20 hours later 13431829 Anonymous
>>13431692 >Touch screen That'd be boss on a huge table-sized device.

20 hours later 13431853 Anonymous
Let's talk Dan Carlin for a moment, I think he brought up a great point for discussion in one of his podcasts. Was Alexander the Great worse than Hitler in a conceptual sense? The gist of his like 1 hour pitch is that Hitler, in his own twisted way thought that what he was doing was right. That he was making the world a better place. When Alexander the Great ravaged Anatolia, Jordan, Egypt, Persia and parts of India -- killing millions (maybe tens of millions) and severely negatively displacing or influencing the lives of hundreds of millions more innocents -- he did it for glory. He did not do it in some righteous purpose, he killed all those people because he wanted to be remembered. He wanted to show the world how big his dick was. So with that in mind, would you say so? And to follow up, do you think Hitler's history will be distorted in 2000 years from now when the pains of his conquests are forgotten? I'm sure if you went back to Persia or Turkey or what have you back when Alexander was around people would say he was a fucking tyrant and a horrible person like people would of Hitler today. Maybe in 2000 years people will forget all the bad Hitler did and look at him as a military example that succeeded like none other, and then failed just as fast.

20 hours later 13431894 Anonymous
>>13431829 >Stand around a 30 inch touch screen with your friends like Hitler and his generals

20 hours later 13431932 Anonymous
>>13431853 >implying the world has a shortage of people >implying if even 200 million died, it would make any impact

20 hours later 13431956 Anonymous
>>13431932 wow jeez you cut me on all your edgy there bro

20 hours later 13431993 Anonymous
>>13431853 My favourite quote about this is from one of the Dune books. >'...What little information we have about the old times, the pittance of data which the Butlerians left us, Korba has brought it for you. Start with the Genghis Khan.' >'Ghenghis . . . Khan? Was he of the Sardaukar, m'Lord?' >'Oh, long before that. He killed . . . perhaps four million.' >'He must've had formidable weaponry to kill that many, Sire. Lasbeams, perhaps, or . . .' >'He didn't kill them himself, Stil. He killed the way I kill, by sending out his legions. There's another emperor I want you to note in passing--a Hitler. He killed more than six million. Pretty good for those days.' >'Killed . . . by his legions?' Stilgar asked. >'Yes.' >'Not very impressive statistics, m'Lord.'

20 hours later 13432279 Anonymous
New thread >>13432273 >>13432273 >>13432273

20 hours later 13432342 Anonymous
>>13431853 I doubt the opinion of Hitler will change (assuming nothing world-changingly drastic happens). Alexander is written as a great victor and general, but unable to control an empire. Hitler is remembered as a Nazi who killed jews.

20 hours later 13432357 Anonymous
>One way to greatly simplify warfare and organisation of your army when you're a newbie is to delete all HQs and simply attach every unit to theater command, then control them manually like you would in any RTS game. Paradox forum in charge of HoI3

20 hours later 13432378 Anonymous
>>13431853 There were many people in human history that are worse then Hitler. Two of which from the same time period. He is just histories bitch right now because he lost, and because it wasn't so long ago he lived.

20 hours later 13432389 Anonymous (1343289378501.gif 320x240 1544kB)
>yfw Paradox ports GSG to the WiiU

20 hours later 13432492 Anonymous
What, exactly, determines how many immigrants each New World country gets? My Québec glorieus is getting 5 times as many immigrants as the USA. Also, why is Newfoundland so Irish? It has like 30% Irish culture POPs?

20 hours later 13432528 Anonymous
>>13432342 Hitler was Europe's greatest conqueror, but jews use him as their number one scapegoat. Most people are too stupid/gullible to do actual historical research, so they take word of mouth as historical fact.

20 hours later 13432549 Anonymous (1333116701653.png 210x230 3kB)
>>13432357

20 hours later 13432981 Anonymous
>>13430162 You'll have to take the Iberian peninsula and Turkey. >>13430658 You know what will happen now? 1.2 million soldiers won't be enough to stop whatever nightmare you unleashed into the world, nothing will ever save you from the Greeks.

20 hours later 13433073 Anonymous
>>13431853 People who actually know history and care for military feats don't see Hitler as the be all and end all of evil anyway. The idea that you're considering is already a reality to many, though not the majority.

20 hours later 13433143 Anonymous
>>13433073 Nazi sympathizer pls go I bet you're the holocaust denier in the new thread

22 hours later 13437350 Mediafire Guy (1328029301807.gif 369x271 2091kB)
>>13431013

22 hours later 13437706 Anonymous
>>13437350 I'm surprised nobody replied to that faggot this time. Summer must really be over.

22 hours later 13437912 Anonymous
>>13422569 Yeah well fuck you too man. Aww yeah. Responding 5 hours later.

22 hours later 13437917 Anonymous
>>13437706 I TOLD YOU BRO I TOLD YOU ABOUT SUMMER

27 hours later 13457185 Anonymous
>tfw you've gotten used to coming home from work, getting on synchtube, and watching a movie with /gsg/bros Anything on tonight?

28 hours later 13458943 Anonymous
I'm stuck on Elective, and my current heir is non-dynastic, with over double the votes of my oldest son. How do I get his supporters to vote for my son instead?

28 hours later 13459161 Anonymous
>>13458943 Assassinate the faggot.

28 hours later 13459307 Anonymous
>>13459161 I'm still trying to assassinate the queen of hungary to put my grandson in the throne so I can vassalize them. >tfw too many targets and not enough time

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