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2013-01-22 05:16 14547609 Anonymous (got_milf.jpg 330x193 6kB)
it's a beautiful day for MILF THREAD

47 min later 14547828 Anonymous
MILFS

52 min later 14547872 Anonymous
sec/mom should get on aim

1 hours later 14547931 Anonymous
>>14547872 she doesn't post anymore

1 hours later 14547989 Anonymous
>>14547978 any background on that?

1 hours later 14548020 Anonymous
is cloverbottom considered a milf?

1 hours later 14548030 Anonymous
>>14548020 is she a hot mom?

2 hours later 14548547 Anonymous
bump

2 hours later 14548666 Anonymous
>>14547931 sec/mom was posting just a few days ago

2 hours later 14548780 Anonymous
>>14547996 >>14547987 >>14547978 any pic of her tits ?

4 hours later 14549578 Anonymous
>>14548666 no shit? i can't believe i missed that

7 hours later 14551166 Anonymous
bump

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Bump

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Bump

25 hours later 14560139 Anonymous
Another successful milf thread

26 hours later 14560560 Anonymous
tell the milfs to keep us warm

26 hours later 14560946 Anonymous
tell the milfs we can't go on without them

27 hours later 14561000 Anonymous (image.jpg 640x960 91kB)
My boyfriends mom is the ULTIMATE MILF

27 hours later 14561121 Anonymous
Ishmael, still searching for the milfs.... >>14561000 any more photos?

27 hours later 14561150 Anonymous
>>14561000 Eyebrow a little too long, 0/10 would not fuck

28 hours later 14561750 Anonymous
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn ...

29 hours later 14562249 Anonymous
i still see rdm on yahoo and she is always willing to answer anything i ask her. too bad she wont post here because of faggot-ass trolls.

29 hours later 14562391 Anonymous
>>14560946 the plural of milf is actually still milf

30 hours later 14562849 Anonymous
>>14562391 tell the milfs not to be so pedantic

30 hours later 14562912 Anonymous
>>14561150 "Eyebrow too long" what does that even MEAN?

30 hours later 14563025 Anonymous
>>14561000 u and yr boyfriend should threeway with mom hot wincest/milf action

30 hours later 14563115 Anonymous
Anonomum here! Believe it or not, but I'm not dead.

30 hours later 14563122 Anonymous
>>14562391 What do you call a group of milf? You know, like "a murder of crows"..... I was thinking maybe "a spritzer of milf"..(they love wine spritzers). tldr; complicated bump

31 hours later 14563238 Anonymous
>>14563122 The collective noun for milf is "orgy."

31 hours later 14563259 Anonymous
>>14563238 ideally

31 hours later 14563306 Anonymous (BringOutYourDead.jpg 800x441 31kB)
>>14563115 Well, you will be soon. ;-)

31 hours later 14563365 Anonymous
>>14563306 This scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail is hilarious..

31 hours later 14563491 Anonymous
>>14563365 Yay! I'm glad you liked it! When posting that there was definitely a twinge of "if she *hasn't* seen it she's not gonna be very happy." :-) The Grail was by far the funniest movie I've ever seen.

31 hours later 14563518 Anonymous
>>14563491 It took some time until I figured that the picture is the exact scene but it definitely was my first though when reading the title. But to be honest I prefer Life of Brian (and that comes from a Mormon)

31 hours later 14563742 Anonymous
milf on film

31 hours later 14563823 Anonymous
>>14563518 Mormons use the internet?

32 hours later 14563889 Anonymous (1328057720028.jpg 854x1286 597kB)
thread needs sec/mom

32 hours later 14563922 Anonymous
as a young female who feels totally outclassed any time I am around my friends' mothers, these threads always are interesting to read through. Thanks!

32 hours later 14563933 Anonymous (Attack Rabbit.jpg 800x441 41kB)
>>14563518 I loved Life of Brian too. The writing was clearly more refined and the humor more subtly clever. I think what I missed in Brian was just die-laughing slapstick silliness, like the Black Knight or the Attack Rabbit. Have you seen "The Book of Mormon"? I haven't yet but I probably will sometime this year. (Trey Parker has always had a moth-flame fascination with Mormons, even going back to their first film "Orgazmo." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok-rhTZK0 kE ) Oh, and to keep the fapping hordes happy, do you have the classic amazing Mormon-girl rack?

32 hours later 14564040 Anonymous
>>14563889 >thread needs sec/mom The whole world needs sec/mom.

32 hours later 14564119 Anonymous
>>14563922 Why do you feel outclassed?

32 hours later 14564149 Anonymous
>>14564040 is she a superhero?

32 hours later 14564213 Anonymous
>>14564119 because you can tell my guy friends drool over them. at least the pretty ones. They have it together. they wear the nice clothes, drive nice cars, have great hair styles. not all of them of course, but a lot of them. its easy to feel like a kid around them.

32 hours later 14564303 Anonymous
>>14564263 pretty sure it would just make me feel cold and goose bumpy.

33 hours later 14564672 Anonymous
>>14564303 How old are you? Do you consider yourself attractive? Are you attracted to these milfs? Has any every hit on you?

33 hours later 14564686 Anonymous (Veronica - age 40.jpg 640x480 30kB)
>>14564213 Well, overall it's good that you have a model for how to be older than 17 and still be - and one would hope *feel* - attractive. The alternative would be that it's all downhill from 21. Your friends' moms have traded some of their youthfulness (youthfulness which I'm sure if you ask them they envy about you) for experience and self-confidence. That experience and self-confidence is what's attractive to your guy friends. It's a reversal of the usual male-female sex roles - in this case the female is the initiating, inseminating force, and the male is the innocent, receptive. In general the older initiating and teaching the younger is just...parenting. But since in our culture we have all this weirdness where it's not cool for parents to be open with their kids about sex, the parent-child dynamic gets all twisted and strange and squirts out into things like daddy issues, or a milf fetish. And keep in mind that there's a little of the grass-is-greener thing going on with your guy friends, too. The older, confident, experienced partner isn't so much of a main dish as it is an important spice, or again to get right down to it, the inseminating force that allows the waiting, innocent egg to develop. It's wanted so badly because it's needed so badly. It's essential, like a sperm is essential to an egg, but once that gift has been given, that gift of opening the door to sexual confidence and experience, then the rest of walking that path tends to happen more with people closer to one's own age.

33 hours later 14564946 Anonymous
>>14564672 I am a senior. 18. I am not ugly, but i would call myself cute at best. i am not attracted to them how you mean. i admire them. none has ever hit on me really. one changed with me once before swimming, which was a little awkward, but she wasnt throwing herself on me or anything. >>14564686 ok, thats all pretty interesting. thank you.

33 hours later 14564973 Anonymous
>>14564686 your exegesis of the allure of the older woman is seminal. thank you.

33 hours later 14565052 Anonymous
>>14564946 It was awkward because she saw you naked? You saw her naked? Both? Did you openly expose yourself with here there or try to hide it? Tell us about what happened please.

33 hours later 14565075 Anonymous
>>14564946 all these dudes attracted to old ladies have serious mummy issues, i wouldn't worry they're fucked up sexual deviants who are stupid enough to like saggy old flesh

34 hours later 14565091 Anonymous
>>14565052 yeah, i guess. we changed into bathing suits in the same little changing room area. she seemed to think nothing of it, just came right in with me. i didnt want to look like a total loser, so i just changed while she did, and she talked the whole time about this and that. so yeah, she saw me naked, i saw her naked. i didnt try to cover or anything, i just tried to be cool about it.

34 hours later 14565094 Anonymous
>>14565075 so edgy

34 hours later 14565113 Anonymous
>>14565094 >says the guy who likes wrinkly old hags

34 hours later 14565160 Anonymous
>>14565113 >le troll face xD clearly you don't know what a milf is

34 hours later 14565184 Anonymous
>>14565160 women with kids aka the loosest fucks in the world

34 hours later 14565320 Anonymous
>>14565184 funny, i thought trolls were the loosest but i suppose you would know best how tight you are

34 hours later 14565424 Anonymous
>>14565091 instant boner. did she have a better body than yours?

34 hours later 14565466 Anonymous
>>14565424 she had bigger boobs, lol. i dunno, i guess other than that maybe it was a tie. i dont know how to rate these things.

34 hours later 14565530 Anonymous
>>14565466 Guaranteed you have a tighter ass. Tight little 18 year old cheeks are going to beat out some 40 year old ass that has been spread and used for decades.

35 hours later 14565608 Anonymous
>>14565530 since i have no experience with a 40 year old butt i will have to take your word for it

35 hours later 14565681 Anonymous (40-Year-Old Ass.jpg 333x500 14kB)
For reference, here's a 40-year-old who's had 3 kids.

35 hours later 14565687 Anonymous
>>14565681 And twelve thousand different cosmetic surgeries.

35 hours later 14565712 Anonymous
>>14561150 Her eyes are kinda freaky, but I wouldn't let that stop me.

35 hours later 14565764 Anonymous
>>14565681 that is exactly what my butt looks like. its like looking in a mirror

35 hours later 14565804 Anonymous
>>14565764 Rip in peace, your mirror.

35 hours later 14565827 Anonymous
>>14565804 >Rip in peace Nigga, you just went full retard.

35 hours later 14565841 Anonymous
>>14565827 Welcome to the four chans.

35 hours later 14565872 Anonymous
>>14565845 no need for pics, i was just kidding. although i have never actually looked in the mirror while sitting like that i am pretty sure thats not what i would look like doing it.

35 hours later 14565905 Anonymous (photo.jpg 425x567 174kB)
>>14565841 Cute.

35 hours later 14566031 Anonymous (V2.jpg 768x1024 59kB)
>>14565681 >>14565687 She's had her boobs done, but then so has pretty much every girl older than 13 in LA. I don't think she's done much else, but I'll ask her.

36 hours later 14566364 Anonymous
>>14563115 Have you stopped checking your email?

43 hours later 14570109 Anonymous
I don't get what's so great about older women. >27 >only date girls at least 5 years younger than me Nothing like young naive girls and their thight pussies,

44 hours later 14570302 Anonymous
>>14570109 tell the milfs to just give us blowjobs instead

46 hours later 14570919 Anonymous
>>14563823 Yes we do. >>14563933 I actually went to New York to see it and I really enjoyed it, the story was sweet and the songs catchy. Well I have no idea what you exactly mean with "amazing Mormon-girl rack" but from what I heard from other ones, yes I do.

47 hours later 14571260 Anonymous
>>14566031 who are you gonna ask? the ass or the MILF?

48 hours later 14571485 Anonymous
tell the ass to tell the milfs

48 hours later 14571603 Anonymous
>>14570919 I meant that all the Mormon women I've ever known have had absolutely amazing racks. It's as if this whole LDS thing was just a cover for Joseph Smith conducting some really, really great eugenics program. At first I thought it must just be random chance, but in all my trips to Utah it seems to be true *everywhere*. Nice to know you've been blessed! ;-)

49 hours later 14571802 Anonymous
mormons i'd like to fuck

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53 hours later 14574402 Anonymous
I fucked the mother of my own children. I am sick.

53 hours later 14574547 Anonymous
>>14571603 Blessed with an amazing rack, sounds fair! And I'm glad you liked it in Utah - I'm from this one city next to that one Salt Lake!

53 hours later 14574593 Anonymous
>>14574402 Pretty gross :(

53 hours later 14574726 Anonymous
>>14574547 ... so an actual MILF actually posting ... do mormons believe in miracles, or just make them happen?

53 hours later 14574788 Anonymous
>>14574547 I *love* Utah - though I spend most of my time out in the wilderness. I don't have much experience with what it would be like to live in a city there. All I remember from SLC are the blessed Temple missionary girls hitting on me and the large number of adult video stores.

53 hours later 14574791 Anonymous
>>14572501 > Mormonporn Yep, that's enough Internet for me today (not really, but you get my point) >>14574726 We do believe in miracles, but that doesn't mean we sit on our bums all day waiting for them to happen. (:

54 hours later 14574827 Anonymous
>>14574791 The guy who did the "Hot Mormon Muffins" calendar fell afoul of the Church - even though he was sixth-generation they excommunicated him and even revoked his degree from Bringem Young.

54 hours later 14574876 Anonymous
>>14574827 Excommunicating him might be a bit harsh but on the other hand the picture was a bit disrespectful. Any information about the guy or his background?

54 hours later 14574975 Anonymous
>>14574876 why disrespectful? Nice MILF with nice muffins. I am full of respect.

54 hours later 14574987 Anonymous (Back Cover.jpg 670x670 148kB)
>>14574876 Don't know much, other than the guy's name is Chad Hardy, and he also did a "Men on a Mission" calendar for those who prefer men. The photos certainly aren't racy - but perhaps that's why for a long time Utah led the nation in porn rentals. There's the old "do as I say, not as I do" thing going on. Then again, maybe they just considered those recipes a Church secret!

54 hours later 14575013 Anonymous
>>14574975 Disrespectful towards a religion, trying to sexualize it.

54 hours later 14575066 Anonymous
>>14575013 Religion doesn't deserve respect anyway, so who gives a shit

54 hours later 14575082 Anonymous
>>14575013 Oh I apologise. I do not sexualize religions. Its the milf aspect that got me going. All the same, if your religion is based on "amazing racks" you are asking for trouble! Your rack amazing?

54 hours later 14575158 Anonymous
>>14575066 Oh yes it does and if you don't agree with that you should leave the United States. I did not move here so that people like you could question my freedom of religion. >>14575082 > All the same, if your religion is based on "amazing racks" I'm not sure but I think that is a wrong assumption..

54 hours later 14575172 Anonymous
>>14575158 I saw it quoted somewhere.... on the internet... therefore it must be true.

54 hours later 14575220 Anonymous
>>14575158 >I did not move here so that people like you could question my freedom of religion. Are you originally from what country?

54 hours later 14575255 Anonymous
>>14575220 I was born and raised in southern Germany (Stuttgart Area). I moved to the United States of America (and became a Citizen) in my early twenties.

54 hours later 14575277 Anonymous
>>14575158 1) I'm not in the states, thankfully 2) The same right that gives you freedom to practice your rain dances gives me the right to mock them :)

54 hours later 14575282 Anonymous
>>14575255 nice - I am about 300 miles from stuggart right now

54 hours later 14575386 Anonymous
>>14575277 >gives me the right to mock them Nope it doesn't. >>14575282 Be a bit more exact maybe?

54 hours later 14575403 Anonymous
>>14575255 And why exactly did you move to the US? >>14575277 >I'm not in the states, thankfully my nigga

54 hours later 14575540 Anonymous
>>14575403 Well I loved the United States all my life, I grew up with many Americans being stationed around Stuttgart during the coldwar, so I always had a deep connection towards liberty and your culture. My husband was serving mission for the Church and introduced me to it while he was here, when he was going back he asked me to come with him and some months later we married.

54 hours later 14575574 Anonymous
>>14575540 I am sure you have been through all this before, so apologies, but how many kids have you got?

54 hours later 14575635 Anonymous
>>14575574 It's alright really. Haven't been around for quite some time so I guess I should introduce myself a bit again. I got five kids so far, for boys and one girl.

54 hours later 14575653 Anonymous
>>14575635 uff... 5! thats a handfull! "so far" .. got plans for any more? pregnant?

54 hours later 14575669 Anonymous
>>14575635 How old are they?

55 hours later 14575719 Anonymous
>>14575653 Well there might be a number six some time soon, we aren't really planning too much. But if there is a number six I just pray that it will be a girl.. >>14575669 Oldest Son is 18 years old, youngest is my four years old daughter. The other three are in between, 14, 11 and seven.

55 hours later 14575741 Anonymous
>>14575386 It sure does, there's no way you can credibly deny that.

55 hours later 14575749 Anonymous
>>14575386 You're right, Freedom Of Religion isn't the same as Freedom Of Speech. He still has the right to mock anything he wants, but technically you're right.

55 hours later 14575761 Anonymous
>>14575719 thats quite a spread in age. think thats easier than say 5 in 6 or 7 years? Or harder? You ever post photos here? would love to see your body. MILF are the best, but very few post...

55 hours later 14575840 Anonymous
>>14575719 And how is your relationship with your kids?

55 hours later 14575879 Anonymous
>>14575719 Do you suck dicks?

55 hours later 14576329 Anonymous
>>14565466 r u still here? i have plenty of things i want to ask you, even though you are in high school and not a milf, yet.

55 hours later 14576550 Anonymous
>>14576329 I still browse the thread now and then. pretty sure im about 20 years too young to be posting. dont want to post out of bounds, but i will speak when spoken to!

56 hours later 14577108 Anonymous
>>14576550 any of your friends dads hot? ever think about making a move on one of them? what if they made a move on you?

56 hours later 14577310 Anonymous
>>14577108 there are a couple who are nice looking men. no, i have never made a move on them, or had them make a move on me or anything. they look. that is pretty obvious. but never had one try to touch me.

58 hours later 14578484 Anonymous
>>14577310 Since the milf thread is a giant steaming pile of fail, I vote we make this thread about you and your teenage ass. Anyone have an issue with this? Speak now.

58 hours later 14578945 Anonymous
>>14575719 how did you find 4chan

60 hours later 14580227 Anonymous
Baby is sleeping but my old computer pooped out and there's no webcam on this thing

64 hours later 14582097 Anonymous
>>14580227 this is one of the most pathetic lies i've seen

72 hours later 14584667 Anonymous
What fresh hell is this?

73 hours later 14584869 Anonymous
Sec/mom bump

73 hours later 14584875 Anonymous (6774437377_2427695c84_b.jpg 489x1024 153kB)
Oops forgot pic

74 hours later 14585196 Anonymous (nickelback.jpg 1024x768 159kB)
>>14584667 The tormented cry of Nickelback listeners everywhere.

74 hours later 14585208 Anonymous
>>14584869 And I'd like to be bumping some sec/mom, knowwhatimean knowwhatimean wink wink nudge nudge.

74 hours later 14585360 Anonymous
sec/mom! post some new pics!

74 hours later 14585392 Anonymous
>>14585208 I'd like to put my penis inside her vagina if you catch my drift

74 hours later 14585401 Anonymous
>>14585360 Not gonna happen. Trust me.

79 hours later 14587692 Anonymous
>>14585392 Sorry, you lost me.

80 hours later 14588166 Anonymous
>>14585392 I would put my penis inside her anus and thrust in and out while watching her fecal matter spread over my shaft. When I pulled out she would blast a long, watery turd coil out where it would plop onto the bed and I would accidently kneel on it, smashing it into the comforter and exposing the corn, chewed nut pieces, and bean skins contained in the turd.....if you know what I mean.

82 hours later 14589235 Anonymous
>>14588166 Uhh

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