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2013-01-17 10:48 14484298 Anonymous (australian flag.jpg 800x670 35kB)
Ausfag thead because I'm drinking again and quite drunk at the moment.
Also bored.
3 min later 14484326 Anonymous
>>14484298
What drinking op? I'm about to head to the bottle-o but want something new. Also perthfag here again
4 min later 14484333 Anonymous
>>14484326
well I was drinking Jack Daniel + Red Bull, but after four 250mL cans of Red Bull and about 8 std. drinks of bourbon, I switched to Smirnoff pre-mix cans. I only have two, so I'm expecting an early night.
4 min later 14484339 Anonymous
>>14484333
make that 10 std. drinks of bourbon, I forgot the two shots I had before I mixed them.
16 min later 14484418 Anonymous
>>14484333
Jack's and coke is my usual, is it any good with red bull?
Also just learnt, failing capture on Android chrome takes you out of the thread. That's silly.
17 min later 14484428 Anonymous
>>14484418
if you put enough red bull in (it's about 1/6 of a can per shot (10g of alcohol) you can't taste the alcohol at all). Bourbon and coke is the preferred ingestion because that's the classic, but red bull also gives you the hit of caffeine, and caffeine + alcohol = something similar to taking cocaine.
22 min later 14484453 Anonymous
>>14484428
But not as strong I presume? Good to know, I was thinking of drinking red bull and vodka for Australia Day, but if bourbon can taste fine too I'll go with that.
Also Australia day plans?
25 min later 14484470 Anonymous
>>14484453
Vodka is the best to mix with anything. If you mix bourbon with Red Bull, you'll be called a pleb by most 4channers lol. Idc though, I didn't have any vodka. If anything, vodka gives you the top shelf (40%) alcohol contents, which means you get drunk faster, and also makes the colour of the drink more appealing.
I don't have any Australia day plans. Considering I'm applying for police force, I'll probably just get drunk and chill with friends or family. I usually don't do anything for Australia day though so eh.
28 min later 14484478 Anonymous
>>14484470
I'm going camping down south with a group of old friends, both my siblings, amend some of their friends. Four days of drunken debauchery and too much sun.
I'm off to the bottle-o now, hopefully this thread will be moving a bit more when I return
30 min later 14484485 Anonymous (2444.jpg 640x480 26kB)
drinking ciroc straigh cuz fuck its tasty
32 min later 14484501 Anonymous
drinking macs with ballintines and stones.
and I just bought a half.
36 min later 14484517 Anonymous
>>14484478
yeah hopefully but I doubt it. Is today Wednesday of Thrusday?
Good luck with whatever you were buying. My local bottle-o doesn't care if I'm drunk or not, as long as I can produce the right amount of money to purchase the drink (which is technically against the law according to the alcohol act of 2007).
1 hours later 14484628 Anonymous (IMG_20130117_185310.jpg 960x1280 442kB)
>>14484517
39.99. Shit yeah
I don't have a regular :(,I did at the last place I was at, they gave my housemate and I so much shit. Wished one of the girls a happy new year the day after Christmas, she smiled and said 'you'll be back before then.'
Jokes on her because I moved 40 kilometres south the next day.
1 hours later 14484651 Anonymous
>>14484628
23/m/4510
Not living here for much longer. Don't even have a fridge for the moment uuurrgh.
Anyone wanna come round?
1 hours later 14484689 Anonymous
>>14484651
B... But you don't have a fridge...
1 hours later 14484698 Anonymous
>>14484628
lol.
Still OP here, one of my "friends" is at my house. we'er watching Money Ball. He's in rackets because I hate him.
1 hours later 14484699 Anonymous (Picture 956.jpg 1600x1200 513kB)
>>14484689
Fridges are for people who don't hunt their food in the harsh wilderness and pizza capers
1 hours later 14484702 Anonymous
>>14484699
reo you fuck, get on the tc,
Herp
1 hours later 14484704 Anonymous
>>14484699
Fridges are actually for people who buy their food more than twenty minutes before they eat it. They also keep drinks cold, a much more important element for me
1 hours later 14484707 Anonymous (VPCALAIS5-web.jpg 877x449 160kB)
>>14484699
>pizza capers
RICH ASS MOFO
1 hours later 14484711 Anonymous
>>14484702
sooon
>>14484704
Iknooow I miss it D: don't rub it in. My leftover alcohol is waaaarm
>>14484707
RIGHT? SOMETIMES I EVEN GET IT FROM PLACES THAT AREN'T FRANCHISES. I AM FUCKING CHARLIE AND THE WORLD IS MY CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
2 hours later 14484796 Anonymous
>>14484711
I will drink a glass with warm in your memory :(
After this one.
Maybe.
2 hours later 14484799 Anonymous (Picture 966.jpg 1600x1200 550kB)
>>14484796
BRING MORE
2 hours later 14484812 Anonymous
>>14484799
show tits.
2 hours later 14484817 Anonymous (Picture 964.jpg 1600x1200 477kB)
>>14484812
This is only going to get further disappointing for you, my child.
2 hours later 14484823 Anonymous
18/F still the only person in the 4341.
Have to go to the Gold Coast tomorrow.
I hate the Gold Coast.
2 hours later 14484828 Anonymous
>>14484817
idk I'm really drunk.
2 hours later 14484829 Anonymous
>>14484812
>reo
>tits
pick one
2 hours later 14484834 Anonymous
>>14484812
2nd that
2 hours later 14484838 Anonymous
>>14484817
what underwear you wearing ?
2 hours later 14484840 Anonymous (Picture 968.jpg 1600x1200 553kB)
>>14484828
>>14484829
>>14484834
that's all there is. ;<
2 hours later 14484842 Anonymous
>>14484799
>with warm
I blame autocorrect. No wait I blame alcohol.
Its not my fault either way.
Anyway, in honor of Brisbro, who has no fridge, and resultantly has no way of cooling his alcohol, I am drinking this beverage with no ice, from a room temperature bottle of coke as the mixer.
As many Australians know, the temperature in Australia has been irregularly hot this summer, and so by doing this I hope to bring to attention the plight of many fridge, freezer, and eskiless Australians who are being forced to drink their alcohol warm this summer. If you would like to donate to the cause of fridge less Aussies, please let me know and I will supply my PayPal account details.
2 hours later 14484843 Anonymous
>>14484823
>4341
tits
2 hours later 14484844 Anonymous
>>14484842
Thank you sir. I just... I don't know what to do.
2 hours later 14484846 Anonymous (tc4.jpg 1200x675 121kB)
Tc.com/socauschat
2 hours later 14484849 Anonymous
>>14484840
>>14484651
Are you a trap?
2 hours later 14484852 Anonymous
Sydfag here. Why aren't you cunts drinking beer?
2 hours later 14484860 Anonymous
>>14484843
Even if I could post pics, I still probably wouldn't.
2 hours later 14484864 Anonymous (Picture 972.jpg 1600x1200 341kB)
>>14484849
MAAAAYBE a bit
2 hours later 14484870 Anonymous
No one from Tas?
2 hours later 14484875 Anonymous
>>14484864
Hah, only traps I ever met were in Sydney in a gay club. They were cool as fuck, full on Priscilla types, one jumped on stage, declared he was definitely a woman, and swung the microphone into his/her crotch, then dropped like a sack of bricks. Highlight of my only trip over east.
2 hours later 14484878 Anonymous
>>14484864
run its a trap
2 hours later 14484880 Anonymous
>>14484860
so thats a maybe ummm i can live with that
but tits would be good
2 hours later 14484883 Anonymous
18/m/5159
I too will share a warm drink for all those cunts without fridges.
2 hours later 14484887 Anonymous
>>14484875
hawhaw rad xD I am too afraid to do this public still :3 Just a regular fagfag in person
>>14484878
Ohbby pls
2 hours later 14484890 Anonymous
>>14484887
oh please your self. wait run your still a trap
2 hours later 14484896 Anonymous (1358380641548.jpg 364x310 35kB)
Watching clone wars (Series), Smokin' pot, Eating kinder chocolate & pizza on the way.
Who needs company? NOT THIS GUY!
2 hours later 14484899 Anonymous
>>14484896
damn you guy and your pizza too
- Bunny
2 hours later 14484901 Anonymous
>>14484883
I... If you're just gonna take a sip then throw ice in anon, let me know so I won't feel so guilty.
>>14484887
Can't speak for Brisbane but Sydney was actually awesome on a Sunday night. The gay clubs were so much fun, better than my Saturday night there and I'm straight
2 hours later 14484902 Anonymous
I built spud guns for my friends today. Then we went and got drunk. Then I had an argument with my pregnant missus.
Average day.
2 hours later 14484904 Anonymous
>>14484870
Me!
2 hours later 14484907 Anonymous
>>14484901
haha i'm drinking red label straight, I don't put it in the fridge
2 hours later 14484909 Anonymous
21/Perth. Bored, depressed and drinking volumes of beer once again. Alas etc etc.
2 hours later 14484921 Anonymous
>>14484907
My housemate out drank me the other night with straight warm red label to mine with fridge cold coke.
He had work in the morning, I didn't.
I'm not sure who won there.
>>14484909
Just made Caesar salad for two. I'm drunk. Have you eaten?
2 hours later 14484925 Anonymous
>>14484921
Yeah I've had some crappy microwave meal thing. Currently hunched over my computer slowly drinking the contents of my fridge,.
2 hours later 14484940 Anonymous
>>14484909
where in perth you at? might join ya if ya close and dont mind
2 hours later 14484943 Anonymous
>>14484904
:O!
Hi.
2 hours later 14484946 Anonymous (1354702215979.jpg 500x333 158kB)
>>14484842
>>14484844
I am totally in brisbane without a fridge. it fucking sucks so much fucking ass fuck
2 hours later 14484947 Anonymous
>>14484940
Haha, maybe. I'm 6009. Yourself?
2 hours later 14484952 Anonymous
>>14484943
7008 here.
2 hours later 14484958 Anonymous
>>14484946
Bring some warm booze <3
2 hours later 14484960 Anonymous (goddess_emily.jpg 640x480 59kB)
where is emily? she's the only good looking girl in australia.
2 hours later 14484962 Anonymous (1351812880739.jpg 467x525 63kB)
>>14484699
>>14484799
>>14484817
>>14484840
>>14484864
Show tattoos pl0x
2 hours later 14484968 Anonymous
>>14484952
Shit, nigga. You close.
2 hours later 14484971 Anonymous
>>14484968
Where you at?
2 hours later 14484973 Anonymous
>>14484962
I have none D:
2 hours later 14484981 Anonymous
>>14484925
Oh you have a fridge? Wow.
Hahaha, I used to live off microwave foods, get into real food, its so much better. Like Caesar salad.
Oh my godfucking captcha
2 hours later 14484983 Anonymous
>>14484971
I am everywhere.
2 hours later 14484986 Anonymous
>>14484983
Ah, of course.
Age?
2 hours later 14484988 Anonymous (1357780792291.jpg 540x542 76kB)
>>14484946
How'd you wind up without a fridge? Summer is the worst time of the year. Increased power bills due to air conditioning, Flies everywhere, People agitated by the heat.
>>14484960
She's also a self obsessed & self proclaimed 'Model'. As seen in Zoo, The magazine which showcases any girl who'll fuck the publishers.
3 hours later 14485001 Anonymous (3pz7qv.jpg 310x150 17kB)
>>14484986
I'm 18.
3 hours later 14485008 Anonymous (perfect_aussie.jpg 720x960 76kB)
>>14484988
> She's also a self obsessed & self proclaimed 'Model'.
She can pull it off.
> As seen in Zoo, The magazine which showcases any girl who'll fuck the publishers.
I may have to become a publisher then.
3 hours later 14485012 Anonymous
>>14484973
shit well you just look like some chick i had on facebook that was a model or some shit.
shit was pretty hot.
3 hours later 14485014 Anonymous
>>14485001
Same.
Y-you didn't go to EC by any chance did you?
3 hours later 14485016 Anonymous
>>14484952
Perthfag meet up? I'm 6150, if my place is easier that's fine by my but I'm also keen for a trek
3 hours later 14485018 Anonymous
>>14485016
Wrong person, I think.
3 hours later 14485019 Anonymous
>>14485014
;-;
Who are you
3 hours later 14485021 Anonymous
Hello friends
3977 here
How are we all doing this fine Melbourne night?
Just kidding fuck Melbourne and its erratic weather.
3 hours later 14485023 Anonymous
>>14485019
God, you'll probably know who I am.
Mark.
3 hours later 14485024 Anonymous
>>14484958
>>14484973
Nigga my warm booze be shitty.
3 hours later 14485025 Anonymous (Picture 978.jpg 1600x1200 361kB)
>>14485012
duuuuude thanks. I've got a dick though ;o
3 hours later 14485033 Anonymous
>>14484947
In the fine city of rockingham.
3 hours later 14485034 Anonymous
>>14485023
I don't know anyone called Mark..
3 hours later 14485035 Anonymous (1352039736205.jpg 180x180 10kB)
>>14485025
Sweet. show.
3 hours later 14485038 Anonymous (1356774391543.jpg 505x324 76kB)
>>14485008
>I may have to become a publisher then
Heh, Yeah. They even get random girls off the street to strip down for cash. Used to have a collage of them each week.
I guess there's a reason they call it ZOO! (Because they're little more than animals)
3 hours later 14485039 Anonymous
>>14485034
Huh. Who are you then?
3 hours later 14485044 Anonymous
>>14485018
Fuck. Too drunk for the chan. Not that that will stop me trying.
>>14484947
>>14484940
YOU CUNTS. MY LAST POST IS AIMED AT YOU
3 hours later 14485045 Anonymous
>>14484988
Uh, it's old and shitty and blew. but i've been so anxious to leave the house that it's almost unbearable to go shopping at the moment. fuck.
3 hours later 14485046 Anonymous
>>14485033
Oh my, that's quite a distance away from me.
3 hours later 14485047 Anonymous
>>14485016
6007 here.
3 hours later 14485051 Anonymous
>>14485039
I doubt you'd know me. xD
3 hours later 14485052 Anonymous
>>14485044
You're closer to me than the other guy.
3 hours later 14485057 Anonymous
>>14485047
Oh damn, I'm 6009. 21/m here. Chances are I already know you.
3 hours later 14485058 Anonymous
26%m%2259
im sick as a doggg man ergh this feels crap im like pikachu....a chu a chu a chu...get it
>>14485025
apparently reo has a pee pee
you know how happy it would make me to see a sheet on your bed!
3 hours later 14485064 Anonymous
20/M/4102
3 hours later 14485077 Anonymous (Picture 979.jpg 1200x1600 388kB)
>>14485035
hawhaw
3 hours later 14485081 Anonymous
>>14485057
I dunno man, it's completely possible. Are you at UWA?
3 hours later 14485091 Anonymous (1355191060025.jpg 494x622 30kB)
>>14485077
3 hours later 14485093 Anonymous
>>14485081
I was, last year.
3 hours later 14485101 Anonymous
>>14485052
Bull creek station is the closest to mine, ij haven't studied the bus routes but there's one trhats like a fifteen minute walk from here. Add me on Skype: Jake.J.
3 hours later 14485204 Anonymous
Do these Ausfag threads always die like this or.....?
3 hours later 14485207 Anonymous
>>14485204
I'm mostly just sitting here refreshing every so often.
3 hours later 14485214 Anonymous
>>14484628
I boughy my dad Maker's Mark for Christmas.
OP here.
Just spent like an hour at the park listening to Floyd while drunk.
3 hours later 14485215 Anonymous
>>14484940
Add me on skype.
3 hours later 14485218 Anonymous
>>14484840
show vag.
3 hours later 14485231 Anonymous (1354766989831.gif 235x240 2023kB)
>>14485218
yes. vag.
3 hours later 14485243 Anonymous
>>14484298
Sydney anyone?
3 hours later 14485247 Anonymous
>>14485243
yeah OP here West syd.
I'm really drunk though.
3 hours later 14485254 Anonymous
>>14485247
im f/18 2069
3 hours later 14485260 Anonymous
>>14485254
do you have skype? I'll defs add you
3 hours later 14485264 Anonymous
>>14485254
>someone admits to being a girl
>instant thread revival imminent
pics pl0x.
4 hours later 14485277 Anonymous
>>14485260
>>14485254
plz respond.
4 hours later 14485289 Anonymous
>>14485277
responding! i do but it's my full name so not too cool with posting it here brah.
4 hours later 14485295 Anonymous (1302924776618.jpg 367x338 15kB)
dont you niggers know a girl could be in the same post code as you but wont reply because chicks are heartless whores who dont need to lurk boards for poon
4 hours later 14485297 Anonymous
>>14485289
msn/whatever? I'm REALLY fucking bored, I will actually speak to anyone who posts.
4 hours later 14485298 Anonymous
>>14485297
don't have msn i'm not 12!! ill add your Skype
4 hours later 14485299 Anonymous
>>14485295
This guy get's it
4 hours later 14485304 Anonymous
>>14485298
ok idk my skype name thoug.
4 hours later 14485309 Anonymous
>>14485298
Alan Pearson.
4 hours later 14485311 Anonymous
>>14485298
diet_coke777
4 hours later 14485314 Anonymous
>>14485304
>>14485309
>>14485298
my skype is live:noko19190
If not, just try noko19190
4 hours later 14485318 Anonymous
>>14485297
I can text or email, bored as fuck also.
4 hours later 14485319 Anonymous (1307858254227.png 287x258 126kB)
wow a girl she must be super interesting lets stop everything to get at her vagoo
4 hours later 14485320 Anonymous
>>14484699
OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! And I mean this in the best way possible.
because you're pretty, and I'm pretty so we can be pretty together! <3
4 hours later 14485323 Anonymous
21/m/2611 here
Any canberra femanons?
4 hours later 14485328 Anonymous
>>14485314
Calm down, you son of a bitch.
4 hours later 14485339 Anonymous
>>14485319
Exactly!!!111!!!!
4 hours later 14485347 Anonymous
>>14485319
this
4 hours later 14485366 Anonymous
>>14485328
dude you have no idea how much I've drank.
4 hours later 14485464 Anonymous (1333745415688.jpg 1920x1200 1133kB)
4065 reporting in
Up for watever chill out have weed
32 / m / str8
anondrop1@gmail.com
4 hours later 14485493 Anonymous
OP and I are playing truth or dare, he wants a dare but I can't think of anything, what would you guys have him do?
4 hours later 14485498 Anonymous
>>14485493
Choke on dick like normal.
4 hours later 14485501 Anonymous (clownrape.jpg 500x360 32kB)
>>14485493
print the front page of /b/
stuff in his neighbour's letterbox
take photos
?????
profit
5 hours later 14485525 Anonymous
>>14485501
Not a bad idea, how about /d/ instead though.
5 hours later 14485656 Anonymous
>>14485464
4066 here
should organise a sesh sometime
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