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2013-01-12 04:44 14413643 Anonymous (40yov.jpg 300x445 58kB)
The feels when your 24 and you've still haven't had sex. Can't even find a hook up just to get rid of this stupid V hovering over my head. Well on my way to be the 40 year old virgin. Anyone want to share with me a few tips or tricks? 24/M/704

0 min later 14413658 Anonymous
Does this really happen?

1 min later 14413668 Anonymous
>tfw you are a 28yo kissless dateless virgin who has never held hands with someone.

3 min later 14413702 Anonymous
>>14413658 Yeah, and if 4chan is anything to go by it happens to a good chunk of users. Me included, I'm 22.

4 min later 14413707 Anonymous
26 and kissless here hooray for dixie

4 min later 14413711 Anonymous
>>14413668 Woo, I'm not the worst off here! >28 >held hands >not kissless

5 min later 14413716 Anonymous
Its not like I'm ugly (IMO) 6'1" 180 skinny build

6 min later 14413744 Anonymous
>>14413668 >28 and dateless as well >Feelsbadman

6 min later 14413745 Anonymous
im chubby and a virgin but definitely not kissless and ive held hands with girls so im not all that bad.

7 min later 14413750 Anonymous
>>14413711 Not by a long shot >phone numbers received: 0 >strangers who have talked to me: 0 >times been flirted with: 0 >friend requests from people looking to get to know me: 0 >patheticness; 9000

7 min later 14413759 Anonymous
are you in college? go to parties and find a girl that looks good, don't bother with the really hot ones, aim low. talk to her. for real. find common ground and move the conversation in a direction of that ground, you want her to like you first. test the waters when you feel comfortable, move close to her (not too close) find something physical about her to compliment which will be the truth, pick something slightly original (i have to say, you hands are very petite! ) after a while, segway it into getting her alone, if she agrees then she likes you, enough to fool around. when you are alone you will have to make a move, from there you're on your own.

10 min later 14413804 Anonymous (GOB-segway.jpg 200x235 15kB)
>>14413759 >segway >mfw

11 min later 14413809 Anonymous
>>14413759 Hey guys lets suddenly go to a social event when we are often socially isolated!

12 min later 14413832 Anonymous
>22 >Tried to have sex twice, wouldn't fit >only real girlfriend broke up with me the same day she got me off for the first time >can't bring myself to go out clubbing alone I just have shitty luck.

12 min later 14413835 Anonymous
>>14413759 MY problem is I skipped the college seen, moved away from home town to a place where I don't know anybody. I work retail and employees that I work with are undesirable. Then trying to hit on a hot customer is awkward for both customer and myself.

12 min later 14413836 Anonymous
>>14413809 then you need to remedy that.

12 min later 14413837 Anonymous
>>14413750 I should point out that a really fat inebriated bitch wanted to fuck me at some point in my miserable life. She was like pigfatty fat. She barely counts as a female. I was the only penis not with someone where we were though. I was last chance dick. So I may not be the king virgin, but I think I am pretty close in the line of succession to the throne.

15 min later 14413868 Anonymous
>>14413832 At least your penis has been in near or around a vagina. yeah club bar seen isn't for me

16 min later 14413881 Anonymous
>>14413837 in high school i almost fucked a girl like that. but i drew the line at "let me keep my bra on!"

17 min later 14413916 Anonymous
>>14413868 me either. so i looked out for social events that cater to my tastes and go to them. then try and make friends there, who will hopefully in turn introduce you to single women.

20 min later 14413948 Anonymous
>>14413868 I like it when I'm there, but I need to have some sort of backup/wingman, otherwise I feel uncomfortable as fuck.

21 min later 14413954 Anonymous
29 year old virgin male here. My first chance at 17 got interrupted by a random car passing by and harassing us while we were necking in the back of her car. Never got another chance with her. Kissed six girls in my life. I can remember all of them and when. I kissed the last girl over two years ago. The girls who show interest in me do nothing for me, so I don't initiate anything. The ones I do like end up being in long term relationships, married, engaged, etc., and I'm not a homewrecker so I don't initiate anything. You get to that age (late 20s) and it seems like everybody is already committed and starting to have kids. Don't have the balls to approach women on the street, although I am socially savvy enough for parties and other intimate events to easily make conversation and get phone numbers. It just fizzles after that. I'm athletic and well-groomed too. I just give up too easily if I don't feel like the girl feels anything for me. I feel bad in a way, but I feel worse for some of you guys who don't have basic social skills or get out of the house.

21 min later 14413966 Anonymous
>>14413948 true. got to make some friends then, especial a friend who goes clubing

23 min later 14413989 Anonymous
>>14413954 Worry not. You work on getting a good successful life. WHen you hit 35. You start looking for women to date. Possibly women age about 24. You've got yourself a good life ahead.

25 min later 14414014 Anonymous
>>14413966 >I have a ton of friends >I have shit luck making connections to go out, especially since the New Year Maybe soon, but I guess not this weekend...

25 min later 14414024 Anonymous
I'm worse than all of you. I'm FEMALE and still virgin at 21.

25 min later 14414025 Anonymous
>>14413989 this.

26 min later 14414035 Anonymous
>>14414024 Please, tell us what you're doing wrong. Is there a chance appearance might be a factor?

26 min later 14414041 Anonymous
>>14414024 My friend was a female virgin at 27. I wonder if she's still a virgin. She just turned 30... hmm...I'd feel weird asking her about it.

26 min later 14414042 Anonymous
>>14414024 this will always bewilder me. you wont be a virgin for long.

28 min later 14414060 Anonymous
>>14414024 is it because a lot of losers hit on you?

28 min later 14414076 Anonymous
>>14414024 Not even a challenge, I am a guy who likes dick that cannot get laid.

29 min later 14414092 Anonymous
have you ever considered sex with a prostitute?

29 min later 14414093 Anonymous (IMGP5067-.jpg 717x1080 209kB)
>>14414060 THIS! THIS here! That and apparently I'm a cold person, most ask me if I am from mother Russia, and no, I am not.

30 min later 14414106 Anonymous
>>14413989 and hows that going to be any better most chicks by my age have banged the whole football team.

30 min later 14414108 Anonymous
>>14413989 I'm already decently successful and balanced in other areas of my life in terms of my health, wealth, and career. Just my dating life started extremely late. Where I am now is probably where most 12-13 year olds start. I'm really behind in that one area. That's probably why I'm attacking this part with full force. I do try to come across nonchalant, but I'll bet women can smell virginity.

31 min later 14414120 Anonymous
>>14414060 >>14414093 Define "loser."

31 min later 14414130 Anonymous
blah, try pushing 29, being fat, socially awkard, low self esteem and a virgin.

32 min later 14414137 Anonymous
>>14414093 do you live anywhere near NC. I sure we can work this out.

34 min later 14414165 Anonymous (IMGP5298-.jpg 717x1080 233kB)
>>14414120 Losers as in guys who all have a bet going on behind my back and expect me not to find out. (Happened with last round of guy "friends"). Also guys who want me to support them or drive them places and expect me to want to date them. I support myself, so expect the same of the other person.

34 min later 14414167 Anonymous
>>14414108 >I'll bet women can smell virginity They can or something as I often get asked if I'm a virgin by girls. I'm like "Wtf, how do they always know?"

34 min later 14414177 Anonymous
>>14414093 You'd definitely be tough to approach (because you're THAT attractive), but maybe at this point in the game you might consider it a boon. Granted we're all pretty much horny here so i doubt that.

35 min later 14414190 Anonymous
>>14414108 Doesn't matter if they can smell the virginity around you. By the time women hit age 25/26, they start looking to get serious. They get their shit together so what you'll be looking at are people who are less keen on dumping your ass and cherrypicking. It's your time to cherrypick. IT IS YOUR PRIVILEGE.

36 min later 14414208 Anonymous
>>14414165 So many things I could say here.... I guess ICHC will be happy

37 min later 14414221 Anonymous
>>14414165 >Logo still on the photos Try harder.

37 min later 14414224 Anonymous
>>14414092 >have you ever considered sex with a prostitute? Which would be less appealing relationship-wise: being a virgin who is nearly 30 or being nearly 30 with a sexual history of one time with a prostitute last week?

38 min later 14414227 Anonymous
>>14414165 Question, If that IS you in the pic, did you make your necklace? If so we may have something in common.

40 min later 14414275 Anonymous (03480.jpg 638x771 91kB)
>>14414227 No I modeled some jewelry for a guy who makes it in Florida. >>14414221 A non-logoed pic you shit head

42 min later 14414296 Anonymous
>>14414190 Very encouraging words. Thanks. :) Still, mfw my younger brother has been nailing his hot girlfriend for two years now and they've been living together for most of that, and I'm still a virgin living alone. That feel when your geeky younger brother is more sexually successful than you.

44 min later 14414324 Anonymous
>>14414106 You won't have all dem STDs . Depending on your gender and age. It'll work out for you. You're cleaner. If you're male, getting to an older age is no problem. If you're female, you tend to get more desperate as time progresses.

47 min later 14414370 Anonymous
>>14414324 >If you're male, getting to an older age is no problem. If you're female, you tend to get more desperate as time progresses. Not so sure about that. I once read a great analogy for aging virgin guys where it's like the man is carrying a sack of bricks that just gets heavier and heavier year after year, making it increasingly difficult for him to lose it. Downward spiral. A 30+ year old female virgin can still go out and get some with just some flirting. Guys won't say no to her unless she's totally repulsive.

48 min later 14414388 Anonymous
Ive gone down on a chick before, she enjoyed it. pull my dick out hint hint your turn. All I get get is Ive never seen one that big before. Sadface.jpg

49 min later 14414394 Anonymous
>>14414165 >>14414275 you look like a royal bitch

49 min later 14414403 Anonymous
>>14414275 you look good, better then most women. maybe you intimidate some guys, they think "oh look at here, probably has a BF, i have no chance anyway"

50 min later 14414423 Anonymous
>>14414275 99% chance you literally have the worst personality on the planet.

52 min later 14414454 Anonymous
Here's a trick for guaranteed sex: escort

53 min later 14414467 Anonymous
>>14413643 Maybe you just have standards, it's fucking easy to get laid when you have no standards. Sex isn't worth compromising for, just buy a sex toy until you find someone decent. Unless you're gay, because at 24 guys will start losing interest, they like the young ones.

53 min later 14414468 Anonymous (nonono.gif 200x147 1192kB)
>>14414024 No you're not.

54 min later 14414482 Anonymous
>>14414423 hyperbole aside, he might have a point. you should ask people if what they think of you as a person. maybe some guys think you're a bitch. i'm speculating you understand, i do not know you as a person.

55 min later 14414494 Anonymous
>>14414394 Perhaps I do. I don't know myself. I have lots of guy friends and enjoy hanging around with them. I'm like their sister. >>14414403 Well, it's a crazy issue, my ex got me a new car, I pay the loan, but he helped cosign, and in that retrospect most guys get scared off due to that. We have a joint bank account and what not.

55 min later 14414495 Anonymous
>>14414454 see >>14414224

57 min later 14414514 Anonymous
>>14414388 You have a big dick and you are still a virgin? What a waste. I have a mediocre dick. No one is losing out with me not having sex. I would hate myself if my dick was nice.

57 min later 14414516 Anonymous
>>14414468 ive been a virgin since my ex bbroke up with me... she wasthe last decent girl ive sexed... in fact no one before her for two years... ive gotten stupider n loser since her. i havent hsad sex in ove two years cept to fat btches i stuck my dick in but it went limp cuase they were big gross hefers forever alone

57 min later 14414519 Anonymous (1357811098685.gif 500x227 509kB)
>>14414494 >I'm like their sister. no, they want to fuck you and tolerate you becasue they are dumb enough to think you will eventually

59 min later 14414550 Anonymous
>>14414275 It is because you have the ugliest elbows.

1 hours later 14414576 Anonymous
>>14414550 Hahahaha, that's actually true y'know. I hate my elbows. My elbows like cut people. >>14414519 Most of them are taken.

1 hours later 14414577 Anonymous
>>14414467 Definately not gay and definately not about to fuck a land whale. I'm almost to point of getting a rubber pussy.

1 hours later 14414589 Anonymous
>>14414576 >Most of them are taken. you're stupid

1 hours later 14414597 Anonymous
>>14414495 You pay the escort to hang out with you, sex is just bonus. You don't have to ever mention you paid for sex, just make sure she is clean so you don't catch anything. >>14414275 If you are in Texas or Louisiana, I'll take you out on a real date.

1 hours later 14414601 Anonymous
>>14414576 Where do you live, supposed hot femanon?

1 hours later 14414618 Anonymous
>>14414601 Georgia, near Atlanta

1 hours later 14414619 Anonymous
On the subject of escorts, I browse my local listings more than I'd like to admit, but would never pull the trigger. I'd feel like I was cheating to lose my virginity, even though I would imagine the escorts get plenty of virgins and know how to deal with them. I don't want to look back at my life when I'm 80 and recount that I lost my virginity to a hooker. On the subject of nasty personalities, I admit I had the worst one in my late teens and early twenties, which perhaps really crippled me. I had a superiority complex and would push away genuinely nice people because I'd feel they weren't worthy of my time and attention. Now that I'm older, I'd like to think I've matured and treat people with respect, instead of constantly being a reckless arrogant bastard. My one small fear is that I'm a bit afraid I now come across slightly sanitized and boring ever since straightening up my behaviour.

1 hours later 14414624 Anonymous
>>14414576 they're taken? well then, not gonna happen there. but you knew that. have they told you about anyone they know? you may have to look for new connections also. >>14414577 No "land whales" as you call them? okay then, just remember, fit girls expect fit guys too, being sedentary isn't going to get you any bonus points from them.

1 hours later 14414628 Anonymous
>>14414618 Lol, I live in Smyrna. Want go to get some disco fries?

1 hours later 14414641 Anonymous
>>14413643 >>14413643 Ever thought of putting an add on Craigslist ?

1 hours later 14414655 Anonymous
>>14414641 Spam Spam and more spam.

1 hours later 14414660 Anonymous
I'm still a virgin at 20. Kind of glad actually, considering how easy it is to get rid of it. At least where I live. Not kissless and not undate-able though, just the bitches around here are just that, bitches. Will cheat, steal, lie to you everything just to get their way with the excuse of "I have the pussy so I control you." Bah like I need sex.

1 hours later 14414678 Anonymous
>>14414619 don't fret, we were all dumb at our teens. if any of us guys could go back we would wrangle the pussy, highschool girls are EASY. if you feel like a escort is the easy way out, then you just have to use that money to by a room for the night, go out to a nice club and try to get a woman to go back with you. Lie. Say you're in town on business, rent a nice car for it too. Play a sexy role.

1 hours later 14414692 Anonymous
>>14414628 Sure why not? What's your skype?

1 hours later 14414706 Anonymous
>>14414692 Awww, shiiiit! Some virginity will be lost as a result of this thread! I feel like I'm witnessing history in the making. :p

1 hours later 14414718 Anonymous
>>14414706 implying this cunt with many guy friends isn't a master of tooling and using men for attention guarantee no cock is going in anything

1 hours later 14414732 Anonymous
>>14414706 MY thread and its not me... thefeels.jpg

1 hours later 14414739 Anonymous
>>14414692 luther.blissett.9000

1 hours later 14414745 Anonymous
>>14414718 ...except back in his pants? ;) Don't forget, the girl is a virgin too. I was kind of encouraging the girl to get over her supposed nasty personality and just get it over with.

1 hours later 14414747 Anonymous
>>14413643 I'm a recent law school graduate, 25 years old, and not at all unattractive. I would post a picture, but I understandably want to remain anonymous. Just take it from me that I'm pretty decent looking. The few people who know I'm a virgin are often surprised. Some of them think I'm in the closet. But yeah, no sex for me yet. I haven't even really kissed a girl before, outside of spin the bottle bullshit way back in the day. I get along with people just fine, and about half of my friends are female, but I never got romantically involved. I've always just kept to myself. Not really anti-social, but I've never pursued women. And I guess none ever pursued me, so that's why I'm a virgin. I recognize that it's not hard to get laid. Just go to some bar, get wasted, find some likewise wasted girl (at last call if you're THAT inefficient at picking people up) and you're set. That never interested me. And yet, I really regret all of this. I feel as if I've missed so many experiences that people my age have already been well-acquainted with. People ask me about my love life or past romances, presuming I've had them, and I always have to respond, "ahh, I haven't dated much. Only a few relationships back in college." The real answer is that I haven't dated at all. Ever. Partly because I don't have that drive to get out there and hunt for women and relationships; partly because I feel as if I somehow "missed the chance" since I reached an age that's past mere embarrassment for being a virgin. Instead of "hahahaha, you haven't had sex?!" it's more like, "you're lying. That doesn't make sense? Are you asexual? Are you in the closet? What's wrong with you?" So OP, I know exactly how you feel. And then some maybe. I don't know what's wrong with me, but it's as if the natural drive to find someone, have a relationship, get laid, marriage, etc. just isn't in me. And yet I still feel guilty and inadequate for not doing it all! What a ramble! Anyway OP, I know the feels...

1 hours later 14414749 Anonymous
>>14414467 >Unless you're gay, because at 24 guys will start losing interest, they like the young ones. And this is why I will be a virgin until I die. I was not attractive enough to get dick at 18. There is no way it will happen at 28.

1 hours later 14414796 Anonymous
>>14414747 Yup, I can empathize with this. At 25 I still didn't have much of that "drive". Now that I'm 29, the motivation has somehow kicked in, and I'm going at this part of my life with full force. Guarantee you, biology will kick you into gear at some point. It's like it's in our nature to feel the urge to mate. I kinda wish it happened for me in my early teens like it does for so many people, but now I'm 29 and it's finally really driving me. Best of luck to you sir. :)

1 hours later 14414814 Anonymous (neckbeards.jpg 688x481 46kB)
>>14414706 LOL how long have you been on 4chan?

1 hours later 14414817 Anonymous
>>14414747 Yes, all my yes. its a sad lonely feel.

1 hours later 14414848 Anonymous
>>14414749 I dunno, I see two sides here. I've run into people from high school who have gotten fat and disgusting in ten years or less. I've also run into an equal share of people from high school who turned from ugly ducklings to beautiful swans in the same time period. I'd like to think I am amongst those who blossomed, but hey, maybe not and that could be part of the reason why I am still a virgin. ;)

1 hours later 14414859 Anonymous
my biggest regret was using a condom my first time

1 hours later 14414860 Anonymous
I actually think itd be interesting to talk to someone who is somewhat old and still a virgin

1 hours later 14414869 Anonymous
>>14414749 I'm one of the 28/m virgins and I would be okay with a 28/f virgin.

1 hours later 14414872 Anonymous
>26 >not kissless >i hear that im not unattractive but i dont believe it becuase i have a serious lack of self esteem what kills me is that i nearly lost it a few weeks ago actually. She was out of my league and clearly just going to toss me a pity fuck, but after a while of akward making out and naked groping, she stopped because she *suddenly* had a boyfriend and felt bad about doing this to him, and it was over. i kind of feel like that was my one and only chance and that i should just give up completely now.

1 hours later 14414875 Anonymous
>>14414814 Admittedly not much, actually. I will browse for an evening and then disappear for months on end. So if I seem naive about 4chan hookup culture, I probably am. I do like to see the best in people though. Wishful thinking, I suppose. Better than the negativity that pervades this place.

1 hours later 14414886 Anonymous
>>14414860 I think you're in a thread populated by them, silly. What would you like to know? What's your particular situation?

1 hours later 14414906 Anonymous
>>14414875 I just meant: don't hold out hope for something that exciting. Case in point: she hasn't even replied yet. Those disco fries are getting cold.

1 hours later 14414910 Anonymous
27 year old virgin, I can't even imagine a scenario where I'd attract a girl and have sex, it's like comprehending a 4th dimension. I will say that it does get better coming to terms with it as you get older, especially once you get a real full-time job, it takes your mind off it.

1 hours later 14414928 Anonymous
>>14414796 Thank you, good sir! Best of luck to you as well. I'm glad you're finally getting that motivation! Hopefully the same happens to me. I just dread having to tell the first person I'm with that I'm a virgin. It's a scenario that haunts me. Like, how do you go about it? What guy our age, mid-to-late 20s, is a virgin? Should I just not say anything and let her think I'm a terrible lay instead? Because I am going to be QUITE awful at sex, I imagine.

1 hours later 14414934 Anonymous
>>14414906 >Those disco fries are getting cold. This is totally going to be the new euphemism for aging virginity and carrying that v-card year after year.

1 hours later 14414954 Anonymous (finalcountdown.jpg 480x526 61kB)
>>14414934 LOL. Brilliant. captcha: thus dAPRic

1 hours later 14414956 Anonymous
>>14414886 I had sex when i was 18 for the first time and i am still with the same fuy. I find the idea of being able to get to know the personality of an older virgin and sort of hear about why they are? Some im sure it's because of standards or maybe lack of contact with suitable girls but others im sure it's more of a shyness type behavior. Its just interesting to me

1 hours later 14414974 Anonymous (asshole.jpg 145x145 4kB)
>>14414956 I lost my virginity at 25. For me it was both shyness and standards. I didn't want to lose it to some random skank, but I wasn't very bold. That all changed afterward.

1 hours later 14414984 Anonymous
But seriously, when is a qt3.14159 going to ask me out?

1 hours later 14414992 Anonymous
>>14414956 Guy* thanks autocorrect, what's a fuy anyway

1 hours later 14414993 Anonymous
>>14414928 I have often thought about how I'd tell the first girl. I figure I'll simply tell her in the most nonchalant, natural way, as if I'm telling her something totally normal and matter-of-fact. She can take it or leave it, admire my honesty and straightforwardness, or laugh. I literally stopped caring. Weird thing is that people think I'm a dating maniac because I do go out and I do have "war stories" about meeting girls. I would imagine hardly anyone suspects I'm a virgin. I do hide it very well because I'm quite outgoing, sociable, comfortable with where I am in life, etc. The first girl will probably be in for a shock. I actually look forward to seeing her jaw drop in pure surprise, and then she can seduce me if she wants.

1 hours later 14415006 Anonymous
>>14414956 I don't want to pretend I'm a virgin, because thanks to driving up to meet some internet-friend when I was 21, I'm not. But if it hadn't been for that one time, I would most likely be a virgin still (almost 24) and on as far into the future as I can see. Why? Because I don't interact with people. I have a job here at my computer, I spend all my free time here in my room, and some time at a part-time job where I also barely interact with anyone. Some guys go through life seeking out single women and hitting on them to get laid, I go through life talking to as few people as possible. And because of that, there's basically zero chance of me ever meeting a girl who I will talk to with the intention of wooing her. Not to mention it probably wouldn't be possible for me to do if I wanted. So yeah. That.

1 hours later 14415016 Anonymous
>>14414992 A "fuy" is a virgin whose disco friends are getting cold.

1 hours later 14415023 Anonymous
>>14415016 Disco FRIES, I meant to type. I don't have autocorrect to blame, just me, because I'm on a keyboard. ROFL, totally my fault.

1 hours later 14415031 Anonymous
What the fuck are "disco fries?"

1 hours later 14415037 Anonymous
>>14415006 Do you think you avoid people because you're shy or because you dislike them?

1 hours later 14415051 Anonymous
>>14415031 If you live in metro Atlanta, disco fries are fries covered in cheese and gravy. Sort of like poutine in Canada, but the cheese is melted cheddar rather than cheese curds.

1 hours later 14415057 Anonymous
>>14415023 At least I can blame autocorrect

1 hours later 14415073 Anonymous
>>14415051 Snap, my aunt was talking about those not too long ago.

1 hours later 14415074 Anonymous
>>14414869 I can only see having sex with another virgin. I would be to embarrassed in any other situation. >>14414956 My virginity is due to ugliness. only one girl has wanted to fuck me (see above). No guys have ever been interested. I barely have standards. I did not fuck the pig because I did not even view her as being anything sexual. I kind of regret my decision.

1 hours later 14415078 Anonymous
>>14415031 I admittedly had to look it up as well. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=disco+fries Cheese/gravy fries, apparently. Sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen. Not a great meal to share with someone to try and lose your virginity... imagine the stuffed/bloated/sleepy feeling after chowing down on a plate of this filth. Not conducive to sexy happenings

1 hours later 14415091 Anonymous
>>14415078 You've clearly never gotten drunk and gone out for late night pre-booty munchies.

1 hours later 14415094 Anonymous
>>14414993 Yeah, nobody would think of me as a virgin. Hell, even my closest friends are only "uncertain" as to whether I've had sex or not.

1 hours later 14415100 Anonymous
>>14415074 Oh, you are a guy?

1 hours later 14415101 Anonymous
>>14415074 >I can only see having sex with another virgin. I would be to embarrassed in any other situation. Seriously? I wouldn't mind a hot, young, promiscuous (as long as she's clean) girl who knew what she was doing and didn't care that I was a virgin. She could probably be a lot of fun. Can't imagine fucking a fellow virgin as it would be Awkward City: Population, 2.

1 hours later 14415105 Anonymous
>>14415037 Why do I avoid people? I don't know. I mean, I don't dislike everyone, but it's mostly because I dislike myself. I have a very long history of not doing well with other people, in a lot of ways, so now I just kind of exist in this paradigm where I'm convinced that people are better off if I don't say anything. But I also think people go out of their way to avoid me, because apparently I've got a huge neon sign following me around alerting everyone to the fact that they should all inherently dislike me, because everyone seems to be on the same page in that regard. But don't get me wrong, I'm not like, sad or depressed about it. I don't mind being alone, and barely ever consider the idea of relationships or sex. Which is not to say I have no sex-drive or desire, just none that involves real people. Because when I think about being with a real person, I think about how terrible a person I am to be around, and how bad it would be for them to go through that, and then any desire is gone.

1 hours later 14415107 Anonymous
>>14415091 Perhaps this is why I am still a virgin. A healthy, slim, fit virgin. Sad face. Haha... damn.

1 hours later 14415123 Anonymous
>>14415101 I lost mine to another virgin. It wasn't particularly awkward, but it also wasn't super-exciting. (She wasn't as sexual as I am.) Still, it was a good way to lose it.

1 hours later 14415154 Anonymous
>>14415123 What were your two ages? I just figure that based on probability, I'll likely lose my virginity to a non-virgin than to a virgin at my age.

1 hours later 14415169 Anonymous (reachforthegold.jpg 299x169 7kB)
>>14414906 I love how the ostensible hot 21 year old local virgin femanon asked for my Skype then vanished for over half an hour ;)

1 hours later 14415176 Anonymous
>>14415154 I was 25, and she was about to turn 21.

1 hours later 14415180 Anonymous
>>14415074 Are you really that ugly or has years and years of mean comments just made you bitter and then you said that?

1 hours later 14415200 Anonymous
>>14415176 That's not so bad, actually. Good for you. :)

1 hours later 14415218 Anonymous
>>14415200 Thanks. That was a long time ago. I'm 34 now :D

1 hours later 14415233 Anonymous
>>14415101 I am a gay though. There is an expectation to have fucked a lot by 30. Not be kissless dateless and with no sexual experience >>14415100 i am a male.

1 hours later 14415240 Anonymous (1312518608290.jpg 467x599 77kB)
I don't even care about being a virgin right now I just want some fucking social interaction with someone besides my family, a waitress, or a bartender. I'll probably never lose my virginity, I just want some friends. It's been like 9 years (as a freshman in highschool) since I've even hung out with someone outside school. 23 years old. Fuck this shit sometimes I just want to die.

1 hours later 14415243 Anonymous
>>14415105 I'd like to get your skype if that's no problem. Im not trying to pity you i just think we could get along as friends

1 hours later 14415251 Anonymous
>>14415218 And what's your current situation? Did you find that getting rid of your virginity opened the door to more/easier access to sex?

1 hours later 14415264 Anonymous
>>14415243 That's really very unlikely. Besides, no one who adds me on Skype ever IMs me a second time.

1 hours later 14415267 Anonymous
>>14415251 Absolutely. I had sex with 4 different women within the first 8 months of losing my virginity. They can smell it on you.

1 hours later 14415269 Anonymous
>>14415243 Why would you want to be friends with such a downer? I don't understand this...

1 hours later 14415290 Anonymous
>>14415180 See >>14413668 >>14413750 I have had barely one person interested in me lifetime. I doubt that I can be good looking with those numbers. And it is not like a was never around people. There was just no one interested.

1 hours later 14415292 Anonymous
>>14415267 Awesome, thanks. :) Still doesn't make me want to lose my virginity to an escort to get the ball rolling though, haha.

1 hours later 14415306 Anonymous
>>14415269 Inorite The strange part is, I'm actually not that negative. I'm pretty happy with my life, because I have plenty of things to keep me busy, and unless someone asks and really wants to dive into the bottomless pit of depression that is my head, I'm a pretty positive person. I've got a job I enjoy on a career path I like, I have plenty of hobbies and distractions, and I don't mind being alone.

1 hours later 14415372 Anonymous
>>14415306 Okay, now that I've gone back and re-read your entire posting history in this thread, I can empathize. I go through periods where I hate interacting with people and just want to be left alone. I actually WANTED to stay like this for some time. Can't advise on how to break out of that though, and I'm not sure you'd want to hear it even if I knew anyway. And not sure you'd want to break out of it either. I know I didn't want to do that when I was in that state.

1 hours later 14415379 Anonymous (1344210775309.jpg 1023x767 634kB)
If this shit ever happened to me I'd probably just take my anger out on society.

2 hours later 14415404 Anonymous
>>14415379 The thing is that it's not society's fault. It's always your own. I accept my fault and am taking steps to make up for lost time, and it's not by doing anything violent.

2 hours later 14415431 Anonymous
>>14415372 Why would I want to break out of my desire to be alone? It doesn't hurt anyone, and the only people who seem to view it as a negative are extroverted or wannabe-extroverted people who can't understand that some people work just fine in isolation.

2 hours later 14415456 Anonymous
>>14415404 >he thing is that it's not society's fault. It's always your own. this is utter bullshit

2 hours later 14415466 Anonymous
>>14415404 >Your own It's societies fault for making idiotic shitheads more valuable to women than actual productive people, it's feminism's fault for enabling it.

2 hours later 14415474 Anonymous
>>14415431 Like I said. When I'm in that same state, I have no urge to break out of it either. I am bipolar when it comes to me extroversion and introversion. I can go months without wanting to see another soul and then suddenly it flips around to where I constantly want to go out and meet people. I'm currently riding on the extroversion side of it, but I have definitely seen both sides several times each in my life.

2 hours later 14415495 Anonymous (1354758772836.jpg 1920x1400 1037kB)
>>14415379 /k/omrade, don't do anything crazy that would give gun owners a bad name... anymore then then we already have. I think most of us here are just sexually frustrated.

2 hours later 14415496 Anonymous
>>14415456 >>14415466 Okay, maybe it's just me. I acknowledge the fact that I was an antisocial bastard in my teens and early twenties, pushing away the possibility for a lot of meaningful friendships and relationships. Nobody did anything to trigger me. Now that I'm getting rid of that ugly side of me, I can see the world a bit clearer and I don't think society is conspiring to keep me a virgin like I thought when I was younger.

2 hours later 14415520 Anonymous
21 virginfag here. been called attractive by multiple girls and even had a gf at one point. too beta to make a move though.

2 hours later 14415524 Anonymous
>>14415495 Don't worry, I'll scratch the serial numbers and detonate some thermite before I'm killed/captured. I'm not going to sit back and let shit happen to me, fuck society and fuck their rules. >>14415496 That's your own choice man, but I'd rather go down with a fight.

2 hours later 14415538 Anonymous
>>14415496 a conspiracy isn't required for people to act like retarded apes

2 hours later 14415571 Anonymous
What I don't understand is sexually frustrated virgins lashing out instead of using that energy to actually pursue the one thing that would actually remove their virginity... SEX. Why not just attack the problem directly? Being violent still means you're still a virgin unless you're gonna rape someone which I would highly recommend you don't.

2 hours later 14415628 Anonymous
>>14415571 >instead of using that energy to actually pursue the one thing that would actually remove their virginity I devoted the energy to my career. Now I may not have sex, but at least I have a job I want. And that lasts a bit longer and pays off better.

2 hours later 14415631 Anonymous
>>14415466 What have you produced?

2 hours later 14415671 Anonymous
>>14415078 >>14415078 Called a poutine in Canada, eh.

2 hours later 14415683 Anonymous
>>14415264 I don't think you would be a downer and i could use a friend. Thats all.

2 hours later 14415726 Anonymous
>>14415683 You either are doing a thesis on older virgins, or want to fix this guy, or you are terribly lonely yourself if you want to interact with someone who admits to not want any interaction.

2 hours later 14415775 Anonymous
>>14415726 I work a lot and most people are too clingy to be my friends. They expect to talk like every day and sometimes i can't do that. Or i don't want to. Someone who isn't going to constantly nag me to get online is ideal and, as i said, i find the virginity thing strangely intriguing

2 hours later 14415805 Anonymous (ohgodmahballs.jpg 115x109 7kB)
20-25 is the prime age for sex, so you all still have time. >Tfw in the back of my mind I kinda sorta want to fuck on of my friends >Tfw she's a Christian

2 hours later 14415844 Anonymous
>>14415805 Except those who are nearly thirty....

2 hours later 14415858 Anonymous
>>14415844 It's never too late....unless you're in your 50's.

2 hours later 14415955 Anonymous
>>14414692 I'd just like to point out that this fake femanon troll tipped his hand over an hour ago.

2 hours later 14415989 Anonymous
>>14415955 Ah, what? Look if he doesn't believe im a girl i'll take the time to actually video chat with him to prove it. But i don't feel the need to prove myself to everyone in the thread.

2 hours later 14416002 Anonymous
OP, post picture so we can see why you haven't been laid yet.

2 hours later 14416003 Anonymous
>>14414692 Oh i didn't see this one. Ah and also i kind if don't want everyone in the thread to add me though

2 hours later 14416004 Anonymous
>>14415775 I suppose we can skype, though again, don't expect us to become good friends or anything. Momentary conversation I can do, but I don't really retain friends. But like the other dude said, if you have some notion of 'fixing' me, it probably won't end well.

2 hours later 14416023 Anonymous
>>14416004 >>14416004 I don't fix people.

2 hours later 14416036 Anonymous
>>14415989 What?

2 hours later 14416052 Anonymous
>>14416023 Ok. Skype: Askren-

3 hours later 14416385 Anonymous
It says a lot about this country that there are so many of us who are/were virgins much longer than we should've been. I'm now in my early 40s. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 29. I'm a relatively good-looking guy, slim, have kept all my hair, good hygiene, gainfully employed, but none of that was enough to get me sex until I was nearly 30. In the years since, I've only had sex with 10 partners. I suppose if I'd been more douche-y and aggressive, the number would be higher, but I don't have it in me to be fake and/or something I'm not.

3 hours later 14416452 Anonymous
>>14416385 only 10? half of usll be lucky to have sex with half that many girls by 40

10 hours later 14418965 Anonymous
>>14416002 Wow this hasn't 404'd. OP here I'll stay anon for this thread. I'll gladly paint you a picture. 6'1" 180 lbs skinny build. White ears pierced and gauged to 3/4". lip pierced as well. Long brown hair comes to mid chest. And that's about it.

10 hours later 14418971 Anonymous (IMG_0613.jpg 1920x1080 448kB)
>>14413643 18/nyc virgin too

10 hours later 14419052 Anonymous
>>14418971 Where in NYC? Wanna lose that virginity?

10 hours later 14419061 Anonymous
>>14419052 Staten island :/yeah

11 hours later 14419068 Anonymous
>>14419061 Ever consider going bi/gay? I'm in bay ridge brooklyn.

11 hours later 14419128 Anonymous
I've always found that people who are virgins at an old age just feel tremendously sorry for themselves. Like the whole world has conspired against them to not talk to them, or like them. We all have to work at having friends/getting laid. It's just having the motivation to put the time and effort in. I also find that most old virgins are extremely intelligent in some way (mechanical engineering, bio-chemistry) and therefore find themselves superior to all the people around them. tl;dr stop feeling sorry for yourself, get motivated, and stop being a condescending prick.

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