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2012-12-29 06:29 14221313 Anonymous (picture847.jpg 1280x605 102kB)
I've always been self conscious about my breasts and how one is different from the other. What does /soc/ think?

0 min later 14221318 Anonymous
I think you should clean your room.

1 min later 14221332 Anonymous
Copypasta

1 min later 14221334 Anonymous (picture848.jpg 1280x720 122kB)
I should have probably timestamped.

2 min later 14221339 Anonymous
eh... do you have a redeeming vagina?

2 min later 14221340 Anonymous
get better lighting so we can see the nipples better.

2 min later 14221341 Anonymous
>>14221334 it's obviously a fake

2 min later 14221342 Anonymous
>>14221318 Clean my room? You can't even see it. >>14221332 see >>14221332

3 min later 14221366 Anonymous
>>14221342 That alone leads me to believe it is filthy and you should stop asking stupid questions regarding your breasts and clean it. If a dude is giving you the dick, he's not going to care that your breasts look weird. Turn off a light if you're so ashamed.

4 min later 14221369 Anonymous
I happen to love asymmetry . beauty being in the eye of the beholder and what not. your rack looks amazing to me. but really it's about what you want. it's your body. you're self conscious about them, but do you not like them? Do you think they're ugly? Do you define yourself by them?

4 min later 14221380 Anonymous
>>14221334 >>14221313 Go to bed Ashley.

4 min later 14221381 Anonymous
Would suck.

4 min later 14221383 Anonymous
Also show shirt.

4 min later 14221385 Anonymous
The size difference is noticeable, obviously. It's hard to tell but the areola look different, as well. It's hard to see how it looks in proportion to the rest of your body (because small tits on a slender frame doesn't look that bad)

5 min later 14221386 Anonymous
>>14221369 gay >>14221380 gayer

5 min later 14221387 Anonymous (picture849.jpg 1280x720 140kB)
>>14221341

6 min later 14221402 Anonymous
>>14221313 They're really not that different. Nobody would ever notice it if you hadn't mentioned it first, especially since anyone who isn't an arsehole would be too busy trying to bite them.

6 min later 14221408 Anonymous
I'd love you all day long :3 Things like that don't bother me one bit and that just make you more unique. If you really hate it though, you could get some implants to even them out. Stretch the truth a bit and you could even get the implants covered by insurance.

6 min later 14221409 Anonymous
>>14221385 Everyone says the size is noticeable, but they are the same size. I have no idea why it comes out that way on camera.

6 min later 14221416 Anonymous
>>14221339 This isn't /b/

8 min later 14221436 Anonymous (picture851.jpg 1280x720 132kB)
>>14221383 My room is clean, by the way

8 min later 14221437 Anonymous (you-have-the-cutest-eyes-we-should-hang-out.jpg 310x263 22kB)
>>14221416 >board specifically made to keep cam-whores off /b/ >This isn't /b/ are you retarded?

8 min later 14221442 Anonymous
ay girl post that butthole too

9 min later 14221450 Anonymous
summary: you are boring and your tits are ugly please take desperate losers with you thanks, come again

9 min later 14221451 Anonymous
>>14221436 Your shirt is terrible. Delete it from existence.

9 min later 14221461 Anonymous (Oh, God, Ma Sides!.png 382x468 19kB)
>>14221439

9 min later 14221463 Anonymous
>>14221439 Okay. I guess you don't have to believe me. >>14221339 Are they that bad? But I guess I have an alright vagina.

10 min later 14221471 Anonymous
I'd fuck you silly. Nice tits.

10 min later 14221474 Anonymous
>>14221437 >Wow, I like this chick's rack, I want to see her vagina. I know I'll imply she's unattractive unless she shows me her vag .

10 min later 14221477 Anonymous
>>14221463 post it or go

11 min later 14221481 Anonymous
>>14221451 I like them

11 min later 14221486 Anonymous
>>14221481 I'm sorry.

12 min later 14221508 Anonymous
I'm the same way OP, Yours are beautiful though

16 min later 14221577 Anonymous
>>14221380 Not my name >>14221477 I'm okay.

18 min later 14221603 Anonymous
>>14221409 lolwait wut really?

19 min later 14221616 Anonymous
>>14221577 so go if you were ok you wouldn't be looking for looser to talk up your pancake tits >>14221474 I'm not implying shit I've out right said they are ugly in the thread don't project your weaselly manipulation version of manhood on me

22 min later 14221659 Anonymous
>>14221603 Seriously. Like when I look in the mirror, they are the same size (the nipple placement is just different). Maybe it's because I'm sort of looking down on them or something, but they definitely look the same size. >>14221616 I think I'll stay, but thanks for the suggestion.

23 min later 14221689 Anonymous
>>14221659 oh well shit. If there's no asymmetry then your biggest problem is orientation and alignment, which is pretty minor all things considered.

25 min later 14221703 Anonymous
>>14221616 >Tells girl to leave 'his' board when ultimatum isn't met. hope that sexual frustration treats you well. >>14221659 OP, I'm requesting that you show us your awesome boobs pressed together or cupped. I'd appreciate it.

26 min later 14221714 Anonymous
>>14221313 Perfectly good tits in my opinion.

28 min later 14221744 Anonymous (picture852.jpg 1280x720 58kB)
>>14221703

29 min later 14221769 Anonymous (asdasda1231231.jpg 300x300 84kB)
>>14221659 i love how were nearing 2013 and even ugly girls with bad personalities have sass enjoying watching the collapse of the west while my money multiplies in china [spoiler] you end up unsatsified after surrounding yourself with sycophants and setlting for one when you run out of them [/spoiler] >>14221744 I'll get back at you by rewarding a white knight who would be ignored otherwise transparent cunts are transparent watch how much she does when i leave the thread and she has no one to get back at.

31 min later 14221802 Anonymous (brazil.jpg 2560x1707 821kB)
>>14221769 this man speaks the truth, western civ is crumbling due to feminism, or more simply, fat bitches on power trips supported by white knights i am betting on brazil, however. fuck china sans hk

31 min later 14221803 Anonymous
>>14221769 You asked for vagina. This is a thread I made to ask about my BOOBS. Calm down compadre, you don't have to get defensive just because I won't take a picture of my lady bits.

33 min later 14221841 Anonymous
>>14221802 >Brazil >infrastructure, competent government, reasonable HDI pick one >>14221769 >China >not busting by 2050 pick one

34 min later 14221851 Anonymous
this is why you don't drink during puberty. also wear bras.

35 min later 14221873 Anonymous
>>14221841 pick a bric >russia, cold and hairy >india, greasy and hairy >china, controlled by the govt and noodles >brazil, dat ass dem beaches dem tits and massive prostitution yeah, i think ill stick to brazil there buddy

36 min later 14221887 Anonymous
>>14221744 Wow, thanks, op. sorry for the wait. on my phone and it crashed. any of you pinching your nips by chance? :3

38 min later 14221923 Anonymous
>>14221802 lol at the children who think SOCIETY IS CRUMBLING because they have no social skills and it's all because of the big mean feminisms.

40 min later 14221944 Anonymous
>>14221873 The president of Brazil admitted that Brazil is a large country full of poor people. All money that would be put towards renovating, revamping and expanding infrastructure in a MASSIVE country is being diverted to Rio for the Olympics and soccer stadiums for the World Cup. At the end of that, they're going to have a bunch of expensive trinkets that aren't profitable and no money to build up what's admittedly a second world country. >massive prostitution >implying a disproportionate amount of HIV cases in S. America aren't in Brazil Good luck with that.

44 min later 14222012 Anonymous
>>14221923 plenty of social skills bro, do not be upset that (1) my eyes are open and (2) ive lived all over the world and make observations youll see in time, i have nothing to prove to you. time will do that. lol @ big mean feminisms >>14221944 good points, and i agree with them. what would i care though about poor people? and by only fucking high end prostitutes with condoms, i figure ill be fine. youre right after the world cup will be interesting, but thats the good thing about $, its liquid and can flow from place to place easily. out of the brics, i guess for a long term thing id have to pick india. but fuck living there

46 min later 14222029 Anonymous
>>14222012 You'll care about poor people when you get robbed by them. Or when you're living next to a favela, since they dominate the landscape in every major Brazilian city. Also India is even more fucked than Brazil.

48 min later 14222060 Anonymous
I like how this became a discussion about Brazil.

50 min later 14222077 Anonymous
>>14221313 gross

50 min later 14222078 Anonymous
>>14221313 yep those are some nasty tits

51 min later 14222088 Anonymous
>>14222060 Well all things considered your tits really aren't that bad. There's always the off chance that they'll grow, or you'll lose or gain weight and that changes their shape.

52 min later 14222108 Anonymous
>>14222029 >implying rich people there dont have private security i know plenty of rich people in or that travel to brazil, im not that worried. as for india, ive been there a few times for a while, with money there is almost nothing to fear there. except all the people look like shit, so i choose brazil. then hongkong

53 min later 14222115 Anonymous
>>14222088 I don't really mind the Brazil discussion, haha.

56 min later 14222147 Anonymous
>>14222108 >with money there is almost nothing to fear there looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool the judicial system in India is so fucked that organized crime is an effective parallel legal system, corruption is so ubiquitous that bribes are tax deductible, there are more per capita post-secondary degrees but major problems with literacy and childhood diseases, the list goes on and on and on..

58 min later 14222167 Anonymous
>>14222115 oh as for your tits they are fine i guess nothing to show the bros but nothing i wouldnt smash either my recommendation for you would be implants to take you to ~D or DD, look into gummy bear implants if you are considering it as they have a better feel and shape to them. or keep them how they are and im sure a guy will think they are gods gift to the world some day

1 hours later 14222200 Anonymous
>>14222147 >the judicial system in India is so fucked that organized crime is an effective parallel legal system, corruption is so ubiquitous that bribes are tax deductible, there are more per capita post-secondary degrees but major problems with literacy and childhood diseases, the list goes on and on and on.. again, youre listing things that arent a problem if you had money, which is what we are talking about. im well aware of bribery there as i personally know someone who was involved in a high profile murder case there in which bribery saved him. yes a lot of people there cant read, and there are diseases. countries such as the ones i listed are improving, whereas western countries like the usa are only getting dumber and dumber. its not hard to see

1 hours later 14222206 Anonymous
>>14221313 OP: I would love and suckle those nipples for hours while rubbing your pussy with the heel of my palm. They are beautiful.

1 hours later 14222233 Anonymous
>>14222115 I love them. Want to come show them off for me in private? anon.adude skype. Just pics.

1 hours later 14222246 Anonymous
>>14222200 >youre listing things that arent a problem if you had money Look at a city like Mumbai and tell me that rich people don't have problems in India. Being rich doesn't offer you immunity from the gangs, it makes you a target. There's no notion of privacy because they can strongarm their way into doing just about anything. If you leave your house, you're and open target. Even Bollywood starts have to deal with gangster, especially since they finance the Hindi film industry. Being rich doesn't keep you from getting dysentery because the plumbing is leftover from the Raj days, doesn't get you gas canisters to heat your house or cook with, it doesn't keep you safe from the dirt and grime in some of the most densely populated urban areas in the world, etc etc >USA is getting dumber and dumber lol what is that based off of.

1 hours later 14222354 Anonymous
>>14222246 >lol what is that based off of. based off everything, just look around you as for the mafia, i know rich people there and have never heard of problems. maybe for the bollywood stars or something, but the people i know ive never heard of any problems the plumbing, all the rich people drink bottled water and have separate water. ive stayed there at their houses so i know this. but it is still pretty dirty, so i wouldnt live there. brazil seems the best bet, the nice areas are really nice

1 hours later 14222381 Anonymous
>>14222354 >based off everything, just look around you lol that's what I thought. And where did these rich people live? Probably not in the north, I'm guessing.

1 hours later 14222436 Anonymous
>>14222115 what's the vag look like?

1 hours later 14222563 Anonymous
>>14222436 It's nice. I mean, definitely not disgusting, something that is fuckable.

1 hours later 14222613 Anonymous
>>14222563 Show us, lover. I bet you have a cute strip don't you?

1 hours later 14222624 Anonymous
>>14222381 yeah mostly the north, ive never been south of n.delhi

1 hours later 14222660 Anonymous
>>14222613 >lover Cute. I do, and I might.

1 hours later 14222685 Anonymous
>>14222660 <3 Oh you have no idea. I'd worship your body.

1 hours later 14222775 Anonymous
>>14222233 Here's my skype address again. Get ahold of me tomorrow and we'll chat. At very least, you shouldn't feel concerned about your body. I've just seen you and I already have a crush.

1 hours later 14222777 Anonymous (picture860.jpg 1280x555 69kB)
>>14222685 You sound like someone I know. I doubt I know you though.

1 hours later 14222816 Anonymous
>>14222777 I knew you were cute <3 No, we've never met, but I hope you change that.

1 hours later 14222817 Anonymous (1334257043385.gif 243x243 1060kB)
>>14222777

1 hours later 14222858 Anonymous
>>14222777 double trips requires spread vagoo

1 hours later 14222935 Anonymous (picture345.jpg 1280x720 148kB)
>>14222858 Like this?

1 hours later 14222944 Anonymous
>>14221477 1 hour 35 mins >>14222777 >>14222935 gets old always getting what I want

1 hours later 14222945 Anonymous (mother of gusta.png 300x243 52kB)
>>14222935

1 hours later 14222949 Anonymous
>>14222935 So pretty.

2 hours later 14222969 Anonymous (Wow-You-Did-It-Front-Conv.gif 460x330 58kB)
>>14222944 Live it up, faggot.

2 hours later 14223001 Anonymous
>>14222969 nothing to live up that thing stuck to your ass made me lol though

2 hours later 14223014 Anonymous
>>14222969 Funny too.

2 hours later 14223037 Anonymous
>>14222935 hot. how about spread legs no hands and a little closer

2 hours later 14223061 Anonymous
>>14223001 Yea, it's a piece of an apple.

2 hours later 14223090 Anonymous
you should post doggy but i don't have another 2 hours

2 hours later 14223105 Anonymous
>>14223001 goodcop Badcop love you bro

2 hours later 14223112 Anonymous
>>14223090 The sheer fact that you waited 2 hours to see it (and then pat yourself on the back for the personal accomplishment) is pretty beta. But goodnight.

2 hours later 14223129 Anonymous
>>14223112 I'll wait years for you and compose music in your honor <3

2 hours later 14223136 Anonymous
>>14223112 >thinking I dont operate with a sidebar that has 80 tabs visible >not realizing I controlled her entire threads course dat female delusion

2 hours later 14223163 Anonymous
>>14223112 Well, lover, it's time for bed. Thanks for sharing your beauty with us. I sincerely hope you'll consider saying hi soon. Sweet dreams, when it's your turn.

2 hours later 14223174 Anonymous
>>14223163 Goodnight <3

2 hours later 14223193 Anonymous
>>14221313 thurmand001 at gmail dot com

2 hours later 14223203 Anonymous
>>14223136 But you didn't. You changed the subject from my boobs because I did not want to show you my vagina, which I was totally okay with. Then when I showed my lady bits (not because of you) you take credit for it. But it's okay, I'll let you believe you control me. >Oh man anon, you are right. My female logic is no match for your intelligent man brain!

2 hours later 14223214 Anonymous
>>14223203 show me your orgasm real quick just to rub it in to that guy

2 hours later 14223233 Anonymous
>>14223203 TL;DR girl on skype sending me pics of her perfect ass atm

2 hours later 14223248 Anonymous
>>14223233 Okay? Have fun. You do not need this thread anymore.

2 hours later 14223264 Anonymous
>>14223233 I facepalmed pretty hard.

2 hours later 14223270 Anonymous (o4887mwpym1e.jpg 458x360 17kB)
>>14223248 well just to stick it to this guy, i would be glad to fap a huge 7-day cumshot for you on cam if you are so inclined. just letting you know that is a possibility.

2 hours later 14223306 Anonymous
ya'll niggas don't know http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym56uiTXwJM

2 hours later 14223332 Anonymous (tumblr_mau7bs740j1rvdyj7.jpg 500x375 31kB)
>>14223306

2 hours later 14223344 Anonymous
Though this thread is probably already concluded, I'll put my two cents in. Most women's breasts are slightly different sizes and orient themselves on the body differently. Your's are slightly more noticeable, but my fiance has a cup size difference between them. Don't worry about it. Any guy who tells you its weird is a moron who most likely watches to much porn, or has stupid ideals of perfection. And to get back at him, tell him his dick looks weird. By the way (non-creepy) you have lovely boobs.

2 hours later 14223386 Anonymous
>>14223332 how many times you gonna try to go to bed and then decide to hop back on my dick?

2 hours later 14223453 Anonymous
>>14223386 You're embarrassing yourself now.

2 hours later 14223514 Anonymous
>cunt spread with apple stuck to ass VS >no identifying information in the thread boy are MY cheeks red! you can leave contact if you want, but i'm done with the thread

2 hours later 14223521 Anonymous
>>14223514 Bye

2 hours later 14223523 Anonymous
>>14223386 She never said she was going to bed, she was saying good night to someone else. You're just retarded. :(

3 hours later 14224222 Anonymous
>>14223521 You have quite the lovely vulva ^_^

3 hours later 14224266 Anonymous (merp.png 210x230 7kB)
you can make due, or you can fuck off

3 hours later 14224350 Anonymous
Just got here. OP is cute. Bewbs are nothing to worry about they're lovely. And your lady bits are really nice too.

3 hours later 14224379 Anonymous
I'd be satisfied with those, but curious if your ass is great, you shouldn't have much to worry about.

3 hours later 14224401 Anonymous
eh, if the lay is good and you're fun/interesting/cool/engaging, i dont care THAT much about the body. tits are tits.

4 hours later 14224559 Anonymous
i enjoyed your tits and vag id totally contact you if could

12 hours later 14227630 Anonymous
errrr it's sorta bad but not that bad. as long as you have a nice face it wouldnt really matter to me.

14 hours later 14228439 Anonymous
Not gunna lie - they're pretty ugly. Nothing some implants can't cure though. If you're ugly though you pretty much can't fix ugly without a lot of money.

14 hours later 14228469 Anonymous
>>14223163 you are probably the creepiest guy ever to post on /soc/

14 hours later 14228646 Anonymous (tumblr_metl6rUjnt1r7m62no1_400.gif 285x218 74kB)
>>14221313 >mfw

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