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2012-12-08 06:12 13957786 Anonymous (2012-11-30_08-09-13_912.jpg 3264x1840 856kB)
Anyone care to chat?

2 min later 13957809 Anonymous
If you put a fuckin' shirt on I'll bullshit with you about guns.

3 min later 13957824 Anonymous (2012-11-30_07-59-34_392.jpg 3264x1840 1112kB)
Now with 80% more timestamp, and stretchmarks.

4 min later 13957839 Anonymous (2011-05-23_23-06-41_825.jpg 3264x1840 1582kB)
>>13957809 Okay

7 min later 13957886 Anonymous
Post your skype, you elastic motherfucker.

10 min later 13957920 Anonymous
>>13957839 >long sleeve tee under short sleeve button up Seriously?

12 min later 13957940 Anonymous
>>13957886 Dont have one >>13957920 Its just one shirt actually. And I like it so fuck you.

18 min later 13958005 Anonymous
Real guns? Replicas?

25 min later 13958095 Anonymous
>>13957940 Post something then, nigger.

26 min later 13958107 Anonymous (2011-11-13_14-55-21_236.jpg 3264x1840 1728kB)
>>13958005 Real. Murrica

27 min later 13958119 Anonymous
>>13958095 Like what? I don't have any online profiles. I dont even have a facebook.

36 min later 13958224 Anonymous
>>13958107 Gots me license, but up here in Canada, many of those are hard to get.

44 min later 13958328 Anonymous
>>13958224 That sucks. Are you a member of any hunting clubs? Are you hasguns?

48 min later 13958376 Anonymous
>>13958005 Replicas? I'm sorry, I thought this was America.

1 hours later 13958708 Anonymous
>>13957786 I need your opinion on shotguns. I am currently debating on purchasing a remington 870 or a mossberg 500. Waht say you?

1 hours later 13958896 Anonymous (IMG956407.jpg 1024x768 121kB)
>>13958708 Sorry, I dont have any experience on mossbergs.I have an 870 that I heavily modified, and I fucking love it, but the general consensus on /k/ is to go with a mossberg. Reason being is the new remmingtons may have quality control issues.

2 hours later 13959387 moot
>>13958896 >2012 >not having a Remington 870 Police magnum COME ON

2 hours later 13959428 Anonymous
>>13959387 >moot talking about guns also postan on epic moot bread

2 hours later 13959433 Anonymous
>>13959387 Remington is for women. What you need is the Benelli Montefeltro.

2 hours later 13959444 Anonymous
>>13959387 >buying any Remington post-Ceberus >Shiggidy Diggidy Doo Also, you're not on /k/ enough, moot.

2 hours later 13959451 Anonymous
>>13959387 >Spending 1500 on a tactical shotgun Nope.

2 hours later 13959485 Anonymous
>>13959387 come on moot. get your shit together. >>13959451 this guy knows what hes talking about. shig >dig >DOO

2 hours later 13959494 Anonymous (Benelli woman.png 1141x981 777kB)
>>13959433 >implying the Montefeltro is for men yeah no, even the manufacturer disagrees with you

2 hours later 13959523 Anonymous
>>13959494 That's definitely a man.

2 hours later 13959529 moot
>>13959451 $1,500? What? I didn't realize they made stupid ones now. I was referring to an older model blued/walnut 870 Police Magnum: http://www.gunsamerica.com/976894562/Rem_870_Police_Magnum_12_Ne.htm Why did they make them tacticool and stupid? This thing is ugly as sin: http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=319614606

2 hours later 13959590 Anonymous
>>13957824 how many guns do you have?

2 hours later 13959598 Anonymous
>>13959529 Actually disregard that 1500 price quote. I fail at Gunbroker. But that Walnut furniture makes me reconsider my opinion. I might need magnum buckshot protection...

2 hours later 13959600 Anonymous
>>13959529 Okay, honest question. I am from the humble land of Canadia. Why do you Amerifats actually buy guns? What is the point? If you do not go hunting have you ever even fired them? Or is it more of a hobby that you go to the gun range or something? >pls respond

2 hours later 13959605 moot
>>13959600 MUH FREEDUMS

2 hours later 13959611 Anonymous
>>13959600 why the fuck not?

2 hours later 13959617 Anonymous
>>13959605 But really? Why??

2 hours later 13959640 Anonymous
>>13959605 Also, why did I just screen cap this? Why does talking to you make me so happy? Maybe your a cool guy, who knows...

2 hours later 13959650 Anonymous
>>13959600 Its not just Americans that love to buy guns. Hunting a sport world wide. You can just hunt different animals in different places . Also we are coming closer to the end of the world. We need to be ready. Also when Korea attacks we will be ready. And when the zombie infection spreads we need to be ready.

2 hours later 13959671 Anonymous
>>13959605 Hey moot, listen to my radio show on Tuesday. 6-7pm. >listen.pls literally though, the dl is listen.pls

2 hours later 13959674 Anonymous
>>13959600 Because Americans are stupid and believe that guns are there to protect them from the government. That if the government has them, they should have them, too, just in case they ever need to revolt. They are stupid, though, and forget that they are too lazy to fucking revolt, and even if they got their shit together, the government could wipe them out with biological warfare. It's really pointless. I guess if you live alone in a remote area you might want to protect your property or something, but it's fairly stupid. And I'm American, I just think the majority of them are too stupid defending pointless rights that they are letting themselves get assraped out of all their other rights.

2 hours later 13959691 Anonymous
>>13959650 You also missed the fact that the Canadian directed the question to people who didn't go hunting.

2 hours later 13959698 Anonymous
>>13959605 moot goin full trap Redhead or brunette?

2 hours later 13959709 Anonymous
>>13959691 I wanted to cover all my bases. I mentioned the other reasons Americans own guns too.

2 hours later 13959732 Anonymous (1350755359470.jpg 809x189 19kB)
>>13959387 >mootles criticizing muh guns Hows that NY treating you?

2 hours later 13959734 Anonymous
>>13959674 >>13959617 When our government was founded they were well aware that the possibility might one day come when the government overstepped their bounds. The Second Amendment is our final step in the checks and balances system which our government is based on. It's not about revolution or rebellion. It's the reset button put in place by our founding fathers.

2 hours later 13959746 Anonymous
canadian here trying to get a legal gun for the sake of shooting at paper on the weekends and freeduhms. (which I don't have) tfw detroit could walk across our bridge and rape/rob/kill everyone. detroit probably has more ammunition than our fucking army.

2 hours later 13959753 Anonymous
moot pls

2 hours later 13959758 Anonymous
>>13959709 And we both know that if Korea attacks, guns aren't going to help. A nice smallpox bomb, maybe. But not guns. As for the zombie apocalypse, I may just fully embrace my new undead overlords. Also, my captcha is a straight line. Is that even...what the fuck.

2 hours later 13959787 Anonymous
>>13959600 Because we can. I have over 20 firearms and 5,000 rounds of ammo. Some for hunting, some for target shooting, and some for home/self-defense. If you have guns and never need them, oh well. If you need a gun and don't own one...you're seriously fucked.

2 hours later 13959795 Anonymous
>>13959734 And like I said. Do you really think GUNS will stop them from overstepping their boundaries? They would anthrax you before you knew it was time to check them. Which was my point original point about revolution. You can't reset shit if you're dead. And with modern warfare possessed by powerful governments, guns make no difference. It was a nice idea by the forefathers, but it's obsolete. I would think the lot of you play enough vidya to realize how useless guns would be in "resetting" our country and/or government.

2 hours later 13959817 Anonymous (1353137640950.jpg 766x1024 149kB)
Seeing as this is probably the only chance I'll have to talk to you mootikins, I just want to thank you for 4chan and everything you do.

2 hours later 13959820 Anonymous
>>13959795 Do you even realize what problems releasing any kind of biological warfare would bring to them? That isn't the kind of thing you just wash off with a bar of Irish Spring. You've been watching too many movies.

2 hours later 13959826 Anonymous
>>13957920 I think that's what they wear on Pawn Stars so it must be legit since it's on TV. He looks like he's a master haggler in that outfit.

2 hours later 13959865 Anonymous
>>13959820 OH RIGHT OK, no biological warfare. They have bombs and tanks and planes and technology we don't even know about. BUT WE CAN FIGHT THEM OFF WITH OUR GUNS!!! I think it's you who's been watching too many movies. Red Dawn and the likes of it. We lost control of our government a long time ago, and instead of putting checks and balances into the way our laws are made and passed, we have gone full retard and stockpile guns thinking THAT'S how to solve problems. Please join the current century. >>13959787 Also, this is what I was saying about reasonable causes to have a gun. Hunting and self-defense from plausible enemies. Like a guy trying to rob you in Detroit, or someone coming on your land and trying to murderkill you. I'm not totally anti-gun, but people who think they're going to effect the government with their pistols and shotguns need a reality check.

2 hours later 13959917 Anonymous
>>13959600 1. It's my right. I have them incase I ever need to defend myself from anything. Maybe I'll get overpowered anyways and they'll prove useless, but at least I tried instead of taking it like a bitch. 2. Shooting guns is fun as fuck. Plus bitches love when you bring back targets with well aimed and grouped bullet holes from a range. 3. I actually do enjoy hunting. 4. To kill those damned gophers 5. To kill those damned coyotes 6. Why the fuck not?

2 hours later 13959928 moot
>>13959817 Boobs and guns? I'll take it. Thanks, Anon.

3 hours later 13959936 Anonymous
>>13959865 Don't fucking sit there and try to convince everybody your "not anti-gun" because you are. I take it you won't be running to anybody who owns a gun when the shit starts to fly?

3 hours later 13959940 Anonymous
>>13959865 Have you ever heard of a phenomenon known as "country-side in arms"? It's why we continue to have such a HUGE problem in Iraq in Afghanistan. It's basically the idea that even a small native populace with arms of their own create such a clusterfuck for occupying armies that it's not worth occupying the territory. It's partly the reason the Brits had a rather terrible time occupying the colonies post 7/4/76. It's also the reason that the Japanese would not have undertaken a full land invasion of the US during WWII (if they had the manpower to attempt an invasion). And like I said, we (the US military) view a few mudslimes in the middle of Bumfuckistan with a few AKs and cheap explosives as such a pain in the ass that it makes the current war(s) just not worth fighting.

3 hours later 13959976 Anonymous
>>13959928 Do you still have a gun, moot? You should post some OPERATOR selfshots on /k/

3 hours later 13959981 Anonymous
>>13959936 I go to shooting ranges and learned to hunt in Africa. I choose not to own guns of my own, but we have about 5 guns in my household. Mostly shotguns/rifles for hunting, and my dad owns a pistol because he owns a business where he gets shot at. I think the reasoning behind HURR DURR ITS MY RIGHT is for inbred retards who don't know shit about guns. My responses have done nothing but reflect that, but you're clearly too stupid to read. I'm not anti-gun. I'm anti-idiots. Idiots who don't deserve to own guns and do so for stupid fucktard reasons.

3 hours later 13959988 Anonymous
>>13959865 It's not a question of brute force if a rebellion is significant and popular. The United States government leeches off the people, and the military it commands is made of people who hopefully don't think fondly of firing upon their own countrymen. The civilian population controls over 90% of all weapons in this country, and the gun owners alone, outnumber military and law enforcement nearly 50-1. Brute force by the government on civilian populations would be seen unfavorably by the rest of the civilian population, spurring further rebellion.The posse commitus act forbids use of the US Army and Air Force deployment in the US unless the vast majority of congress agrees upon it, so the underprepared and undertrained national guard would probably be sent out. You're right about the civilian population being lazy and apathetic, and the proposition of violent reistance being unrealistic, but my point is warfare, especially civil warfare, is a lot more complicated than who has the shiniest toys.

3 hours later 13960006 Anonymous
>>13959865 >I'm not totally anti-gun Please, don't feed us that bullshit. As soon as someone wants a gun for a reason you deem offensive or crazy you are clearly willing to deny them that right. You are anti gun.

3 hours later 13960015 Anonymous
>>13959981 So, gun owners have to own them for the reasons you approve, or else they're inbred retards? And "it's my right" isn't good enough for you? Oh fuckin' please...yeah, you're anti-gun, just stop denying it.

3 hours later 13960051 Anonymous
>>13959981 But it's like any other right guaranteed in the Constitution. I RESERVE the right to own firearms, so I do (and on occasion use them for fun). Much like I reserve the right to free speech, but it's not like I'm out and about criticizing duh gubment day after day. I have these rights, I can indulge in them. So,go fuck yourself.

3 hours later 13960085 Anonymous
>>13959981 >I think the reasoning behind HURR DURR ITS MY RIGHT is for inbred retards who don't know shit about guns. who don't know shit about guns. Clearly, these guys are imbred retards who don't know shit about guns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzC929yt-IU I guarantee every person in that video, Law enforcement, Military, and civilians, believes it is their right to own a firearm.

3 hours later 13960087 Anonymous (funny-face-4.jpg 320x301 29kB)
>go to /soc/ for politics and go to /pol/ for tits. I love 4chan

3 hours later 13960093 Anonymous
>>13959981 I don't believe a word you fucking say, bitch. Would you like some bitch powder to try and get rid of some of your bitchiness, bitch?

3 hours later 13960101 Anonymous
>>13959940 I think you're under the impression that I'm talking about the government just coming in and bombing its own people, but that's not what I was saying at all. I'm saying this: If your reason for owning a gun is because "It's my second amendment right" and you think it provides a check for government to not get out of control, you're wrong. Government is already out of control and is robbing us of freedoms far more important than gun possession all the time. Have you done anything about it with your gun? No. Because most Americans are either too ignorant of the fact that the goverment is completely out of control, or they only view an "attack" made by the government as something they will clearly see, like something physical or militant. When I mentioned that the government could use a number of technologies to wipe us out if they really wanted to, I meant after all those people with guns decided to "defend themselves" from a perceived attack. I don't think the government is going to simply decide to annihilate its own people for no reason. They make too much money off of us. That's stupid. But I also believe that if everyone ever did come together and go "Hey, we're getting fucked out of our rights! We need to do something about it!" GUNS would be the stupidest option ever for "checking" the government's power because the government has far better technology to put a stop to that. Anyway, it's late. I'm done. Have a nice night.

3 hours later 13960125 Anonymous
>>13960101 Get the fuck out of here you little bitch.

3 hours later 13960136 Anonymous
>>13960101 Go curl up in bed next to your ugly-ass wife Sarah Brady.

3 hours later 13960138 Anonymous
>>13960093 LOL go to /r9k/ for your misogyny, faggot. You don't need to believe me any more than I need to believe that you're not inbred. >>13960051 You had a lot more freedoms about 20 years ago that you clearly didn't RESERVE because you were too concerned about firearms. That's my point. >>13960015 No, because in other countries, they don't have to. My point is that if you're going to use "it's my right" as your argument, you should take a general interest in your other rights as well, but most people who use that defense simply do it because they have no good reason for defending a single right that doesn't actually account for much, especially in comparison to rights we've already lost. >>13960006 Again. Learn to read. Never denied anyone. But nice try. Good night.

3 hours later 13960143 Anonymous
>>13960101 Holy shit, you are crazy as fuck. Get your shit together, Canada

3 hours later 13960149 Anonymous
>>13960138 Here you go bitch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpqAXZI0s0s

3 hours later 13960198 Anonymous (Screen shot 2012-12-08 at 17.38.43.png 1473x1013 578kB)
>>13960138

3 hours later 13960246 Anonymous
>>13960149 Go to 1:50 in that video LOL

3 hours later 13960340 Anonymous
>>13960149 It would annoy /b/ if you stuck that video on there mootykinsabob. Everything is already upside down, flipped and having the Australian flag.

5 hours later 13961343 Anonymous
>>13959387 >Remington Oh come on mootles, you should know better than that. Go for a Mossberg or something.

5 hours later 13961442 Anonymous
>>13959758 >North Korea >Attack Oh please, they specialize in starvation, the only country they've ever been a threat to is South Korea, and even then. China attacking isn't even plausible, because the US Navy and Coastguard would fucking decimate them before their pitiful airlift would reach the shore. I still think everyone should own a gun, never know when you might need one. Also, they are fun.

5 hours later 13961519 Anonymous (1346245600751.gif 480x359 1266kB)
wtf am i readin

5 hours later 13961526 Anonymous (1343862247305.gif 230x145 896kB)
gif time, you fat fuck

9 hours later 13962600 Anonymous
Bump

9 hours later 13962619 Anonymous (Klavdiya_Kalugina.jpg 267x413 33kB)
Moot, why don't you own a mosin nagant? Klavdiya is curious.

9 hours later 13962636 Anonymous
>>13957786 op, i wanna ride your dick. hard.

9 hours later 13962679 Anonymous (not_sure_if_want.jpg 550x412 35kB)
>>13962636 I think I'm ok with this

9 hours later 13962707 Anonymous
You might have already been asked this but why the fuck do you need a gun in New York moot? Anyone knows bear mace is enough to stop any allyway perv.

9 hours later 13962713 Anonymous (tumblr_m59xg7KeHI1r2jkovo5_r1_250.gif 245x140 883kB)
>>13962679 just thought you should know. you look stupid as all hell, but i would bounce on your jock will you shoot some rounds into the sky (cause in my head we're doing it outside. why would we want to put holes in the ceiling?)

9 hours later 13962716 Anonymous
>>13962713 *while

9 hours later 13962737 Anonymous
>>13962713 So you're into stupid lookin guys? Also-not sure if poem. No ones ever written me a poem.

9 hours later 13962755 Anonymous
>>13962737 no, but the gun and the 'crazy' looks in the faces are enough to tell me that you're a man who likes to consider himself "crazy", which in my head, that has to be a load of shit....... but i find your looks attractive, and i find your interests to be exciting. and it wasn't really a poem. just letters and punctuation marks

10 hours later 13962804 Anonymous (2011-09-01_21-43-20_226.jpg 3264x1840 1169kB)
>>13962755 Im not crazy, pictures were intended to be comedic. Baww I am disappoint

10 hours later 13962822 Anonymous (reefer-madness.jpg 580x435 20kB)
>>13962804 well if you're not crazy and doing the faces out of irony, then that doesn't bother me. as long as we do the a fore mentioned scenario. do you smoke (in general)?

10 hours later 13962846 Anonymous
>>13962822 Then we shall. I used to smoke a ton of pot in high school, but now I just smoke cigs and muh hookah.

10 hours later 13962874 Anonymous
>>13962846 then you shall smoke a big fat cigar in my fantasy as well.

10 hours later 13962913 Anonymous (1354596877835.jpg 800x602 115kB)
>>13962874 Deal. I like black labels.

10 hours later 13962936 Anonymous
>>13962913 and we will do it on that bike!

10 hours later 13962954 Anonymous
>>13962936 Agreed. That bike is boss as fuck.

10 hours later 13962967 Anonymous (1310325259775.gif 350x197 690kB)
>>13962954 and when you come, i want you to give me a facial, point your guns at me and tell me to eat every last drop or else.

10 hours later 13962995 Anonymous (2012-04-06_20-58-02_54.jpg 3264x1840 1612kB)
>>13962967 >Implying I wouldn't have done that anyway

10 hours later 13963015 Anonymous
>>13962995 goddam that is a mighty fine dick on you!!!! you have no idea how badly i would ride that thing like a pogo stick!!!

10 hours later 13963037 Anonymous
>>13963015 Heh. You mean goodly? Where do you live?

10 hours later 13963047 Anonymous
>>13963037 tennessee

10 hours later 13963067 Anonymous
>>13963047 You live far away hickok45 ;_;

10 hours later 13963082 Anonymous
>>13963067 i know. i'm sorry to get you so worked up...

11 hours later 13963104 Anonymous
>>13963082 You better be damnit

11 hours later 13963121 Anonymous
>>13963104 if it means anything, i was still fapping over here over my fantasy. it looked hot in my mind...

11 hours later 13963122 Anonymous
gun + moot thread? damn son.

11 hours later 13963166 Anonymous
>>13963121 It means everything. I forgive you.

11 hours later 13963179 Anonymous (1332526800244.jpg 251x414 38kB)
>>13963122 tfw moot criticizes your guns

11 hours later 13963217 Anonymous (tumblr_lj2801SDNv1qgd4dio1_400.gif 300x183 160kB)
>>13963166 i can now die happen and quasi-satisfied.

11 hours later 13963333 Anonymous (tumblr_m54n0qOY2n1qer2cm.png 400x289 116kB)
>>13963217 Dieing on me Thats a paddalin

11 hours later 13963355 Anonymous
>>13963333 oh my. how many?

11 hours later 13963383 Anonymous
>>13963355 √ of a gorillian Until you beg me to stop

11 hours later 13963426 Anonymous (tumblr_m8g77cWfQF1qihztbo1_400.gif 300x200 422kB)
>>13963383 do your worst.

11 hours later 13963456 Anonymous (bloody-whipped-ass.jpg 800x703 419kB)
>>13963426 You sure about that?

12 hours later 13963526 Anonymous
>>13963456 if hard poundings and studded belts haven't turned me away, you can have at my ass all you want.

12 hours later 13963719 Anonymous
>>13963526 Sounds good to me!

12 hours later 13963783 Anonymous
>>13963719 man now i really want a pounding.

13 hours later 13964119 Anonymous
>>13963783 Ask and you shall recieve

13 hours later 13964141 Anonymous
>>13964119 oh really? you'll come all the way here to give me a good dicking?

13 hours later 13964188 Anonymous
>>13964141 You come to me damnit

13 hours later 13964220 Anonymous
>>13964188 where are you?

13 hours later 13964225 Anonymous
>>13964220 Vegas

13 hours later 13964253 Anonymous (133092650660.png 500x281 208kB)
>>13964225 yikes. that is far. but i need a pounding right now!!!

14 hours later 13964617 Anonymous
>>13959529 hmm, I don't really like that wood shotgun. Is that your favorite wooden shotty? I personally love the Winchester 1897 in Trench gun configuration (because all shotguns need a bayonet lug) with a close second of the wooden Ithaca 37.

14 hours later 13964709 Anonymous (1353616221638.jpg 438x498 45kB)
doubles get

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