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2012-10-19 03:46 13324612 Anonymous (Photo_00002.jpg 640x480 38kB)
Drinking tonight, /soc/?
3 min later 13324663 Anonymous
>>13324612
underage b&
youre like 5, why are you drinking your parents alcohol?
4 min later 13324684 Anonymous (Photo_00003.jpg 640x480 33kB)
>>13324663
21, loser. Quit bitching and drink, or gtfo!
6 min later 13324696 Anonymous
What is that? RC cola?
7 min later 13324708 Anonymous
>>13324696
thats what i was thinking
9 min later 13324723 Anonymous (Photo_00006.jpg 640x480 39kB)
>>13324696
It's Leffe Brune, you fucking pleb.
10 min later 13324737 Anonymous
Those of us that are legal drinking age don't start threads boasting of our alcohol consumption
Nor react like a 15 year old to our choice of beverage/being accused of drinking pop.
10 min later 13324743 Anonymous
>>13324723
How can you call anyone a pleb with that faggy fucking haircut?
haha
11 min later 13324751 Anonymous
Dude, does your dad know you're drinking his beer?
11 min later 13324758 Anonymous
>>13324723
Good choice, kid.
I remember that phase. Don't get carried away, though, unless you plan on gaining 30lbs.
11 min later 13324761 Anonymous
>>13324737
Bullshit, drinking threads are always being posted.
13 min later 13324782 Anonymous
>>13324758
Actually always been a very responsible drinker. Since I have drank since before I was the legal age, I have moderation. I don't drink to get drunk, just to enjoy the beer. It's why I don't drink crap like Budweiser or Miller.
13 min later 13324792 Anonymous
>>13324761
oh yes, because the faggy immature and whiney circle jerk that is Samm, Jake and company are definitely the high standards by which the rest of the grown up population should be judged.
15 min later 13324811 Anonymous
OP's choice of beer is excellent, cheers
everyone else is just mad just they got no Leffe in their life
17 min later 13324838 Anonymous (Photo_00007.jpg 640x480 37kB)
>>13324811
Up top to you, my friend.
18 min later 13324847 Anonymous
No, because its fucking Thursday you fucking NEET
19 min later 13324854 Anonymous
>>13324782
>I don't drink to get drunk, just to enjoy the beer.
Go be a hipster somewhere else. There is no point to alcohol other than getting drunk.
19 min later 13324860 Anonymous
>>13324847
Excuses like that would warrant the death penalty in Germany.
21 min later 13324881 Anonymous
>>13324854
Someone's got a sad life if the only reason they drink is to be drunk.
21 min later 13324886 Anonymous
>>13324612
How was your first beer?
21 min later 13324888 Anonymous
your hair looks like a hat made out of someone else's hair.
22 min later 13324908 Anonymous
>>13324854
Nah - I love my guiness, and it has almost no alcohol. One of the more annoying trends in american brews is to focus on alcohol over flavor. Beer is about balance. If you want to get smashed - get hard liquor.
23 min later 13324917 Anonymous
>>13324886
First beer I tasted was when I was like 5. Grandmother gave me a sip. Was Busch. Didn't care for it. Started drinking stuff like Sam Adams around 16ish, but Belgian beers are deffinitely the finest.
23 min later 13324920 Anonymous
>>13324881
No shit jr., that's what alcohols for. Once you get out there in that big scary world, you'll understand.
24 min later 13324932 Anonymous
>>13324908
Here Here! A good beer is like a good wine. It's meant to be enjoyed, savoured. Not thrown back like cheap grog.
24 min later 13324933 Anonymous
>>13324854
stupid fucking sentence (what does being a hipster have to do with anything?) following by another stupid fucking sentence (unless you're a 16 year old anorexic girl whose diet consists celery and popov, in which case you're fucking stupid anyway)
26 min later 13324968 Anonymous
>>13324881
Go be a hipster somewhere else. You are wasting money, time, and look like a pretentious douche if you think there is any point in drinking a single beer.
26 min later 13324969 Anonymous
>>13324920
If that was the case, the only drink in the world would be pure-grain alcohol. It's all about balance. Especially if you have any chance with women. You get too smashed after 30 and you might as well not have a dick at all.
28 min later 13324987 Anonymous (2893907.png 500x500 310kB)
op has never been more of a fag
i literally died at rc cola
28 min later 13324988 Anonymous
>>13324743
and generic black t-shirt
29 min later 13324998 Anonymous
>>13324968
well, nobody said anything about a single beer. Let's not get all religious here...
29 min later 13325002 Anonymous
>>13324932
No it isn't. God you people are fucking pretentious losers.
>>13324969
Except that's fucking wrong, faggot.
29 min later 13325005 Anonymous
>>13324968
On my 3rd this evening, stupid. Doesn't mean I get drunk. Pleb.
29 min later 13325016 Anonymous
>>13324933
Jesus, what the fuck are you even trying to say?
31 min later 13325031 Anonymous
>>13324782
Alcohol > you
You can't bullshit this.
32 min later 13325039 Anonymous
>>13325002
heaven is full of trolls?
32 min later 13325041 Anonymous
>>13325005
>getting drunk is for plebs
Congratulations, I didn't think anyone could be such a faggot. You have truly redefined the meaning of "faggot" on 4chan.
33 min later 13325053 Anonymous
op is fag. any bros tryed the new Jim beam devils batch? it goes down well with my stones
34 min later 13325060 Anonymous
>>13325016
sorry my insufferable rage over your post overcame my ability to form sentences
1. How do you equate drinking a beer with being a hipster? That is a stupid sentence
2. There is no point to alcohol other than getting drunk? You've never enjoyed a good beer/wine? Never downed a fine scotch? You don't know anything about alcohol if you believe this.
34 min later 13325061 Anonymous (7.png 320x240 111kB)
Maryland staple, Natty Boh. I'll drink to your effort
34 min later 13325073 Anonymous (webcam-toy-photo3.jpg 800x600 30kB)
Excuse me. I think you're all getting drunk wrong. This is what you're supposed to use.
>TFW my rum is gone.
35 min later 13325080 Anonymous
>>13325039
Apparently earth is being overrun by pretentious hipsters who think getting drunk is "too mainstream". Let me guess- you smoke cigarettes for their taste also, and you don't smoke enough weed to get high- you just do it because you like the smell. And you certainly don't do shrooms to trip balls, you just like the experience (or something).
35 min later 13325089 Anonymous
>>13325073
Kraken. Boy oh Boy. I'm Jelly.
Mixing it or straight?
35 min later 13325091 Anonymous
>>13325061
fuck that - I'm quaffing american beer fest winner keystone light. Check-and-mate.
36 min later 13325097 Anonymous
>>13325089
Straight. Always straight.
36 min later 13325110 Anonymous
>>13325091
Yeah for "America". Marylanders live and die by their National Bohemian beer.
37 min later 13325118 Anonymous
>>13325073
dude - has anyone told you that you look like a mix between Getty Lee and Ozzy Osbourne? Rock on!
38 min later 13325128 Anonymous
>>13325118
I get that a lot. Also John Lennon. But from Toronto so looking like Geddy has some perks. Thanks though!
39 min later 13325143 Anonymous
>>13325091
Why would you drink that swill?
42 min later 13325184 Anonymous
>>13325128
no offense, but more julian than john. Still - you can't complain about Getty and Ozzy. At a bar one night, I had some drunk chick pulling me around everywhere introducing me as the dude that looks exactly like the vocalist of Thin Lizzy (phil lynott, she didn't know his name). Bonus: I'm white with straight hair. bitch was drunk as hell.
42 min later 13325193 Anonymous
cheers OP. im about to pop open my bottle of sailor jerrys spiced rum
43 min later 13325202 Anonymous
>>13325184
None taken friend. I think it's the fact that most people aren't familiar with Julian or Sean. I do enjoy both of them though. Also, love Thin Lizzy. Props to you, friend!
44 min later 13325218 Anonymous
>>13325143
well, i'm actually also drinking sierra nevada's summerfest and newcastle brown. I just wanted to advertise the fact that keystone light won at the american beer festival. It made me curious so i bought an 18 pack for football. I actually like milwaukee's best better as a light beer, but that's cuz I don't believe in paying full price for a light beer.
45 min later 13325234 Anonymous
>>13325218
Try a Molson for a great brew.
47 min later 13325271 Anonymous
>>13325234
I like molson's golden - but I can't get it here anymore.
49 min later 13325294 Anonymous
>>13325271
Sorry to hear. Whereabouts are you from?
51 min later 13325324 Anonymous
>>13325294
Memphis, TN. Horrible beer laws keep us out of the good brews (grocery stores can't carry it if it's above a certain ABV, and liquor stores can't carry it if it's under a certain ABV).
52 min later 13325336 Anonymous
>>13325324
That's sad. Any particular reason for those laws?
52 min later 13325339 Anonymous
>>13325324
Georgia has our alcohol problems too. Christians always trying to ruin our good times.
56 min later 13325377 Anonymous
>>13325339
yeah fuck them. 770 reporting in, btw
56 min later 13325382 Anonymous
>>13325336
protestants. fortunately, they are going down in number, but they all seem concentrated in the South. Down here, churches outnumber gas stations, schools, and banks all put together.
58 min later 13325399 Anonymous
>>13325336
Fucking busybodies.
Even states considered "enlightened" have this shit. New York refuses to allow grocery and other stores to carry liquor (and liquor stores cannot carry food). So beer is only at grocery stores (but not from 4-8am on sundays).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_laws_in_the_United_States
58 min later 13325400 Anonymous
>>13325382
That sounds incredibly depressing. I think it's time for a lighthearted joke.
How do you spot an American in a bar?
They're the one passed out with a full drink in their hand.
>InB4 American rage and gun fire.
58 min later 13325406 Anonymous
>>13325377
706 here. Not to proud of it. Especially after our brilliant congressman, Paul Braun, made such an amazingly stupid remark on evolution, the big bang, and embryology. This is a "doctor", and on the science panel. Fuck my state.
59 min later 13325413 Anonymous
>>13325400
Go home, Gypsy.
59 min later 13325420 Anonymous
>>13325399
we can't buy beer before noon on sundays. But that's better than Arkansas - where you can't buy beer on sunday at all.
1 hours later 13325462 Anonymous
>>13325406
yeah - that was infuriating. The thing that confused me about that - what was the embryology all about? What he talking about the recapitulation theory (ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny)? It sounded like he was just saying that science was mythology. What a dipshit.
1 hours later 13325463 Anonymous (AmericanFlag.jpg 800x600 128kB)
>>13325413
No. I like your country and am staying.
1 hours later 13325487 Anonymous
>>13325463
you do realize most states do allow liquor sales on Sunday, right?
1 hours later 13325498 Anonymous
>>13325463
actually - the sabbath is saturday (actually means "sabbath day"). Nobody knows why protestants moved to sunday. Probably has something to do with the Irish drinking beer. Ironically, this means that protestants have broken the commandment to "remember the sabbath."
1 hours later 13325514 Anonymous
>>13325498
True, but most Christians think the Sabbath is on Sunday. America is a Christian nation, right?
>>13325487
I do now...
1 hours later 13325528 Anonymous
>>13325514
No - catholics now outnumber christians - and they still celebrate saturday as the sabbath.
1 hours later 13325530 Anonymous
>>13325498
Sabbath was moved to sunday by romans to stop the romans from worshiping the sun god.
1 hours later 13325547 Anonymous
>>13325528
Oh, that's good. But Catholics and Christians are the same thing. Catholicism is a sub-sect of Christianity,
1 hours later 13325549 Anonymous (booooooze.jpg 1840x3264 930kB)
cheers
1 hours later 13325562 Anonymous
>>13325514
No, fortunately, there is no state-enforced religion. The majority of people are some flavour of christianity, but that does not make us a christian nation.
1 hours later 13325576 Anonymous
>>13325549
i don't even drink but this looks like it would be delicious
1 hours later 13325578 Anonymous
>>13325530
Really - was that after Luther? Why do catholics still use saturday? Whenever I hear "romans" I automatically assume catholics. Maybe this was a late development?
1 hours later 13325581 Anonymous
>>13325562
I was mostly poking fun at Mitt Romney.
P.S
Please don't fuck the rest of the world over with Romney.
1 hours later 13325585 Anonymous (blackheart-spiced-rum-600.jpg 238x360 23kB)
>>13325549
Your rum is inferior.
1 hours later 13325588 Anonymous
>>13325528
Catholics are Christians you fucking moron, and catholics celebrate mass on sunday like all other christians.
Fucking protestants.
1 hours later 13325592 Anonymous
>>13325581
I'm more concerned about not fucking our country with him, but my vote doesn't count. I live in a red state.
1 hours later 13325593 Anonymous
>>13325578
Way back when paganism was still prevalent in Rome, the officials moved sabbath to sunday with the establishment of christianity as the official religion because sunday was the day to worship the god of the sun, so by moving the day, they were merging the worship to force the new religion.
1 hours later 13325594 Anonymous (45454.jpg 2049x3253 1840kB)
You already know...
1 hours later 13325605 Anonymous
>>13325592
Oh dear.
1 hours later 13325619 Anonymous
>>13325547
kinda - protestants sprung off of catholicism ("the church"), but they are very different. They would both consider themselves "Christian," but they actually adhere closer to Paul of Tarsus than Christ.
1 hours later 13325636 Anonymous
>>13325593
This was how christianity conquered much of the western world. Missionaries would just incorporate whatever local customs were already in place in order to get the people to convert. Many of the holidays and holiday traditions stem from Viking religion and observances...when the Norse converted, they spread christianity in their travels, including those traditions.
1 hours later 13325662 Anonymous
>>13325636
Yep - and good beer defeated them all. ALL HAIL GUINNESS!
1 hours later 13325686 Anonymous
>>13325662
Guinness: the only TRUE savior.
1 hours later 13325706 Anonymous
>>13325686
Beer is mankinds saviour in general. Were it not for beer, we'd never have discovered agriculture.
1 hours later 13325730 Anonymous
>>13325706
Or how to split the atom.
Thanks, Young Einstein.
1 hours later 13325778 Anonymous
>>13325706
were it not for beer, most moms would not have gotten pregnant. That's a priority in my book.
3 hours later 13327655 Anonymous
FUCKING FAGGOT!!
3 hours later 13327688 Anonymous (akibalold.jpg 550x732 330kB)
4 hours later 13327756 Anonymous
>Actually always been a very responsible drinker. Since I have drank since before I was the legal age, I have moderation. I don't drink to get drunk, just to enjoy the beer. It's why I don't drink crap like Budweiser or Miller.
You're such a fucking liar. lmao!
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