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2012-10-01 08:50 13083599 Anonymous (20080306091001!New_Zealand_provinces_+_flag_back.png 405x590 44kB)
Nightly NZ fag thread.
How is day light savings treating everyone? I missed a couple of classes because of it today >.<
1 min later 13083612 Anonymous (524356_410863105628844_1206332309_n.jpg 400x515 57kB)
3 min later 13083636 Anonymous (sigh.gif 400x300 1035kB)
Chilean with no butt from the last thread reporting in
4 min later 13083656 Anonymous
>>13083636
Wait, we had a last thread?
5 min later 13083674 Anonymous
>>13083656
yeah :p you missed it
7 min later 13083696 Anonymous
>>13083674
Well, doesn't that just suck for me. Where do you hail from in our find colony?
9 min later 13083717 Anonymous
>>13083636
What do you think of Pinochet? And the end of Allende?
12 min later 13083752 Anonymous
>>13083696
To be fair the last one was created pretty late.
>>13083717
I dislike them because they were the origin of several boring history lessons
13 min later 13083753 Anonymous
>>13083636
And why so slow to reply, buttz?
13 min later 13083757 Anonymous
>>13083752
Was this last night or was it sometime today?
15 min later 13083776 Anonymous
>>13083752
> >>13083717
>I dislike them because they were the origin of several boring history lessons
Have you no further depth? Your interest in history is as shallow as your butt? WHAT is important to you?
17 min later 13083805 Anonymous
>>13083753
Playing with host family's cat <33
>>13083776
I dont like chilean/south american history :p so thats why I might not sound interested but i like WWI and WWII history
>>13083757
last night
18 min later 13083807 Anonymous
>>13083636
And is it not sad, that as lacking in substance as you are, I seem keen on engaging you in conversation -- simply because your .gif is cute?
19 min later 13083829 Anonymous
These threads always end up going no where when there is a single girl in the thread as everyone just winds up hitting on her. /Le sigh
21 min later 13083863 Anonymous
>>13083776
>I dislike them because they were the origin of several boring history lessons
You had a fascist violent coup only decades ago. How can that possibly bore you?
24 min later 13083900 Anonymous
>>13083636
>no butt
Pics, or it isn't so
26 min later 13083926 Anonymous
>>13083863
It's probably the way they teach us its boring and I had 7 more compulsory subjects to deal with oh yeah and it's south america, crazy shit happens all the time
39 min later 13084129 Anonymous (FUCK-THA-POLICE.jpg 280x287 73kB)
>>13083926
So, the other question: what DOES interest you, rica suava?
1 hours later 13084637 Anonymous
>>13083926
>tfw missed qt chilean girl
1 hours later 13084669 Anonymous
>>13084637
>tfw you'll never have a qt south american gf
;_;
1 hours later 13084674 Anonymous
>>13084669
>tfw i just wanna put my pp in her anyway
1 hours later 13084678 Anonymous
daylight savings makes me happy cos it's sunny when i walk home from uni now
wgtn reportin' in
1 hours later 13084679 Anonymous
>>13084674
>tfw you're a terrible person
1 hours later 13084698 Anonymous
>>13084679
>tfw i know but i can't help myself
>>13084678
daylight savings sucks because i prefer the night
1 hours later 13084772 Anonymous
any rough cunts doing Level 2 this year?
2 hours later 13085055 Anonymous
>>13084772
Bump! Anyone around?
2 hours later 13085168 Anonymous
>>13085055
no
2 hours later 13085310 Anonymous
>>13083599
My birthday was over the weekend and had some marathon drinking sessions, I missed all my classes today too.
So much left over alcohol at my flat so gonna start finishing some of it off now.
2 hours later 13085336 Anonymous
>>13085310
If you're in chch i'l happily help you there
2 hours later 13085361 Anonymous
>>13085336
I am in chch, but live with a couple of nanas who don't like any noise after 10pm or so, otherwise angry texts are sent and bitter bitching occurs. So I'm just going to be quietly sitting here in the dark with my headphones on.
2 hours later 13085386 Anonymous
>>13085361
Well I live in a bar. But hey, i'm just trying to score free booze.
3 hours later 13085394 Anonymous
>>13085386
Shit I'd love to live in a bar.
Although it would probably just fuel my alcoholism even further.
3 hours later 13085448 Anonymous
>>13085394
I do need more alcoholic friends; if you're also in the market.
3 hours later 13085482 Anonymous
>>13085448
I drink 7 nights a week, usually 5 of which are alone, so yeah I guess I am. What 'hood you in?
3 hours later 13085492 Anonymous
>>13085482
I'm around Ilam my friend; and how about yourself?
3 hours later 13085515 Anonymous (2012-09-30 22.10.57.jpg 1920x2560 1496kB)
auckland brothers reporting in from last nights thread also
3 hours later 13085521 Anonymous
There's never free booze near me. I feel weird trying to buy it, which makes no sense since I'm 21 years old. Last time I was in a bottle shop the clerk keep looking at me and asked if I needed help so I left. Also it's too damn expensive, I'm way too poor to self destruct successfully.
3 hours later 13085527 Anonymous
>>13085521
I'm far too poor as a result of self destructing successfully
3 hours later 13085530 Anonymous
>>13085492
Off lincoln road, few blocks down from dux live, burger king, that cargo-whateverthefuck bar, etc. No one else lives nearby me, feel so isolated here. before the fuckin earthquake lived in the middle of town and every night shit was happening, now everyone i know has scattered across the suburbs or fled altogether.
do you go to uni?
3 hours later 13085531 Anonymous
>>13085527
We're two sides of the same coin man, respect.
3 hours later 13085534 Anonymous
>>13085530
Yup, studying keeps me pretty busy at times
3 hours later 13085544 Anonymous
>>13085521
>>13085527
Yeah, im poor because I spend more money on booze than food.
3 hours later 13085545 Anonymous
>>13085531
You got any good reason for wanting to self destruct?
3 hours later 13085554 Anonymous (1345333128235.jpg 400x340 13kB)
>mfw i want to visit your island
>mfw i want to leave the US
3 hours later 13085580 Anonymous
>>13085545
I'm hopelessly aimless at the moment. Study coming to an end, no job or even a preference for a certain job. I don't know what I want. I'm kind of rich and poor at the same time, in that I have more money that I know how to spend but less than I need to keep paying the rent. Everyone else I know has goals or at least desires, me I already own everything I want to own, I like where I live. If I had a job to pay the bills which aren't much I'd kind of be set, but I feel like I should want more.
3 hours later 13085588 Anonymous
>>13085580
...dude, focus on paying bills first. You should like you need a lot of help; want to chat about things? Maybe I can help.
3 hours later 13085626 Anonymous (heuhue.gif 400x337 1923kB)
>>13085554
>mfw I am visiting their island
3 hours later 13085633 Anonymous
>>13085588
I'm not sure how you could help me, I don't know what I want. I'm not even sure if I want to want something. What do other people want? Companionship? I learned a long time ago that I'm not prepared to try to convince people to like me. Money? I'm not inclined to spend it. I don't even like chatting really. So there's not a lot to be done for me even if I could be convinced that I hae a problem.
3 hours later 13085648 Anonymous
>>13085633
I like you. You use full words and form logical sentences. Seriously that says a lot in my line of life. Just saying friend.
3 hours later 13085653 Anonymous
>>13085626
>tfw you should post contact cause i wanna put it in your nonexistent butt
3 hours later 13085654 Anonymous
>>13085648
What line is that?
3 hours later 13085666 Anonymous
>>13085654
Law student, you'd be amazed at how many of my colleagues are utter retards at life.
3 hours later 13085682 Anonymous
>>13085666
law students are shit people
more on the news at eleven
sourche: graduating in december with a law degree
3 hours later 13085683 Anonymous
>>13085653
No ones putting anything in my non existent butt!
3 hours later 13085685 Anonymous
>>13085683
gimme dem digits anyway gurl
~lemme get all up on ya~
3 hours later 13085694 Anonymous
>>13085666
I'm a maths student, I used to think I was going to go postgrad but now I don't. I think that was the start of this period of aimlessness.
3 hours later 13085695 Anonymous
>>13085685
Fuck I wish I had the courage to say that to a girl in person.
3 hours later 13085700 Anonymous
>>13085695
You really really don't my friend
3 hours later 13085706 Anonymous
>>13085695
just have a couple of drinks enough to be in a good mood but not be smashed and go for it
rejection doesn't mean anything, as long as you're not ugly and can make it sound like a joke almost any kind of retarded shit will work (provided you have already built some rapport saying stuff like that straight off the bat is silly)
3 hours later 13085708 Anonymous
>>13085700
Not as a genuine attempt at sex. Just because I'd love to see the reaction.
3 hours later 13085709 Anonymous
>>13085708
oh, you may as well just go up to a girl and ask her if she wants to fuck then
the look on their face is worth it
3 hours later 13085751 Anonymous
>tfw scared qt chilean girl away
c'est la vie
4 hours later 13085777 Anonymous (ew.gif 331x325 1023kB)
>>13085751
I'm still here :p
4 hours later 13085785 Anonymous
>>13085777
elmo is a prag
4 hours later 13085789 Anonymous
>>13085777
>elmo
good choice
so can i hold your hand instead seeing as you dont want me to put it in your butt
4 hours later 13085794 Anonymous
>>13085777
Are you the girl with the terribly cute high pitched voice?
4 hours later 13085816 Anonymous
>>13085794
Huh?
>>13085789
Sure, if you are anywhere near auckland :p
4 hours later 13085818 Anonymous
>>13085816
i will be at the end of october
do u want 2 go on a date w/me
please respond
4 hours later 13085846 Anonymous
So is it fun in Auckland??
Going there for holiday in dec
4 hours later 13085850 Anonymous
>>13085846
it's a decent sized city
not sure i'd classify it as fun, there are things to do if you want to do things
what do you like to do
4 hours later 13085871 Anonymous
>tfw scared qt chilean girl away again
>tfw she cant into my advanced level sense of humour
4 hours later 13085874 Anonymous
>>13085850
Hmm only going to be there for 3 day before i go to Keri Keri, so i think i going mainly for sightseening only problem is i already been there before and seen Sky tower and most other stuff (thought it's 10 years ago and i was 8)
4 hours later 13085881 Anonymous
>>13085871
You even said "please respond"
4 hours later 13085889 Anonymous
>>13085881
i know how can bitches not want that
>>13085874
kerikeri is ok it's where old people go to die but the climate is nice
idk there's probably not too much you can see if you're only there three days, just read a lonely planet or something those probably give way more of an idea for touristy things to do than a local could tell you
4 hours later 13085904 Anonymous
>>13085889
Only going to keri keri because there is where the family im going to visit are living there and im going to help at Rythem and Vines
4 hours later 13085907 Anonymous
>>13085871
jajaja I'm still here, I'm just gaming
4 hours later 13085915 Anonymous
>>13085904
where are you from?
kerikeri should be fine if you have relatives there
>>13085907
what game are you playing
also that >jajajaja
it's like i'm on a free to play server
4 hours later 13085943 Anonymous
>>13085915
Im playing a shitty one with my host brother :p sorry Im just used to laughing like that
4 hours later 13085947 Anonymous
>>13085943
ofc because you are chilean
how much longer are you in nz for
4 hours later 13085968 Anonymous
Why does Chile not have any good black metal bands?
Most of central & south america do, Brazil certainly has a fuck tonne, but I can't think of any from Chile.
4 hours later 13085977 Anonymous
>>13085968
>good
>black metal
yep sure is an NZ thread
4 hours later 13086004 Anonymous
>>13085977
i finna shank you muthaphukka
4 hours later 13086008 Anonymous
>>13085968
Mar de Grises
it's not specifically black metal, but it is good stuff in my opinion.
4 hours later 13086014 Anonymous
>>13086004
come at me bro
4 hours later 13086019 Anonymous
>>13086014
u cum here n say tht, il fukkn smash u
4 hours later 13086020 Anonymous
>>13085915
Denmark
4 hours later 13086023 Anonymous
>>13085968
>Chile
>good bands
>>13085947
1 months
4 hours later 13086026 Anonymous
>>13086023
typo..month*
4 hours later 13086036 Anonymous
>>13086026
>>13086023
>tfw you will be leaving just as i get back to auckland
>tfw i will never hold your hand
good bye chilean qt gf
>>13086020
oh that's a long way, are your relatives in kerikeri danish too?
>>13086019
bish u wouldnt know how 2 punch if mohammed ali taught u
4 hours later 13086062 Anonymous
>>13086036
Yup my uncle with his wife and 3 kids and my fathers mom
4 hours later 13086065 Anonymous
>>13086062
what do they think of NZ?
i take it they moved here quite some time ago?
4 hours later 13086068 Anonymous
>>13086036
u wana fyte kunt meet me afta skool behnd th bike shedz or il gt my cuzzy bros onto u
4 hours later 13086080 Anonymous
>>13086068
it's like i'm really 13 again
4 hours later 13086091 Anonymous
>>13086065
Think they like NZ, my uncle travels a lot because of business so his not home that much. My fathers mom have lived in NZ for 15-20 years i think so she is pretty much settlet there
4 hours later 13086094 Anonymous
>>13086068
are you >>13085515 ?
4 hours later 13086101 Anonymous
>>13086094
haha no. I'm a skinny whiteboy, they'd be able to smash me easily.
4 hours later 13086107 Anonymous
>>13086101
k, MEET behnd the bike shedz den
4 hours later 13086109 Anonymous
>>13086091
oh ok
>tfw i have relatives in kerikeri too
4 hours later 13086110 Anonymous
>>13086107
na fuk u im gonna tell
5 hours later 13086119 Anonymous (1342189663506.gif 500x281 71kB)
AUCKLAND HERE.
I anyone chill? Play vidya do rits and bongs if thats your thing... I dunno I am bord.
5 hours later 13086136 Anonymous
>tfw want to sleep but there's just too much to do on the interwebs
>>13086036
like if u cry everyteim :'(
5 hours later 13086146 Anonymous
>>13086119
where in auckland? :p
5 hours later 13086150 Anonymous
>>13086136
>tfw i am rly tired but i am procrastinating sleep
you know my pain
5 hours later 13086162 Anonymous
>>13086150
my soulmate
5 hours later 13086164 Anonymous (1343474952257.jpg 516x744 181kB)
Post your skypes! ^-^
I wanna meet someone...
5 hours later 13086169 Anonymous
>>13086162
too bad i'm at the wrong end of the country right now then, eh
5 hours later 13086180 Anonymous
>>13086146
South. But I can drive to where ever in Auckland.
Why you up to? Skype?
5 hours later 13086193 Anonymous
>>13086169
where do you live?
>>13086180
my host family told me to stay away from south auckland
5 hours later 13086198 Anonymous
>>13086193
What are you Asian.
>stay out of an area on NZ
Yeah your a pussy go home. ._.
5 hours later 13086199 Anonymous
>>13086193
i'm in dunedin at the moment
south auckland is pretty rough in a lot of places but some are not so terrible depending
5 hours later 13086211 Anonymous
>>13086119
would you be keen to come to west auckland and bring some weed?
5 hours later 13086212 Anonymous
>>13086198
ewwww! im chilean
>>13086199
I see. my host family just scared the shit out of me about having islanders and crimes
5 hours later 13086226 Anonymous
>>13086212
I flatted in south auckland for about 6 months, it's not even that bad honestly. NZ is a chilled out place to live compared to most of the world i reckon
5 hours later 13086228 Anonymous
>>13086211
>Can I smoke your weed waste your gas and offer you nothing.
>>13086212
It's not that bad I can walk down my street and I am white at 2am no problems and I live between really rich part botany and poor otara and it's perfectly safe.
5 hours later 13086230 Anonymous
>>13086212
they're pretty much right though, i wouldnt bother with south auckland
>>13086226
how brown are you
i would not feel safe in a lot of south auckland
5 hours later 13086232 Anonymous (1344409998373.jpg 448x396 39kB)
Oh also
ANYONE WANT KITTENS.
I have 12 to give away.
5 hours later 13086237 Anonymous
>>13086230
Your a cock.
South Auckland isn't even bad if you live here. The islander are not the same as in Roskill and shit.
They old and like gardening.
5 hours later 13086242 Anonymous
>>13086226
I agree, specially compared to chile we have a bunch of neo-nazis doing shit there -____-
5 hours later 13086243 Anonymous
>>13086228
yeah pretty much. i'll give you a bottle of vodka if you want
5 hours later 13086248 Anonymous
>>13086243
Skype MSN?
5 hours later 13086249 Anonymous
>>13086237
bro parts of south auckland are fine but really, mangere/otahuhu places like that?
fuck that
>>13086242
>chile
>white
lol!!!!
5 hours later 13086254 Anonymous
>>13086249
lol chile is pretty weird, we even have things to make nipples look pink hahaha
5 hours later 13086259 Anonymous
>>13086254
that's crazy
>do you use them
5 hours later 13086261 Anonymous
>>13086230
I'm half asian half british, born in nz... i'm just not afraid of people tbh. Dumb fucks are around and they're of all races and colors lol
>>13086242
yeah we've got it pretty sweet in NZ... for now
5 hours later 13086262 Anonymous
>>13086254
Well chillian.
I might meet his guy in West Auckland care for a drive out there in a Twin turbo car :D
?
5 hours later 13086267 Anonymous
>>13086248
give me your skype mine has my real name in it cbf making another one
5 hours later 13086271 Anonymous
>>13086267
chippy.mew
5 hours later 13086272 Anonymous (petting my pussy.gif 300x225 1020kB)
>>13086232
I would want one if I was actually in my house/my host family already has a cat :(
>gif related he's super cute
5 hours later 13086274 Anonymous
>>13086262
>chillian
>>13086261
there's almost certainly a much higher concentration there of dumb fucks than most other places though
>>13086272
do you have skype
5 hours later 13086276 Anonymous
>>13086259
no, they are not much popular in chile..they are more in argentina..they like to sell the image that they are the ''aryans'' of south america
5 hours later 13086279 Anonymous
>>13086276
oh yeah argentina
lol
it's so much fun taking the piss out of argentina on /int/ about not being white, they really get into it sometimes
5 hours later 13086280 Anonymous
>>13086274
yesh
dont wanna give it out here though
5 hours later 13086283 Anonymous
>>13086280
want to add me?
electro35mm
>inb4 shot down
5 hours later 13086289 Anonymous
>>13086280
smart as well as cute then
5 hours later 13086291 Anonymous
>>13086280
Hey are you coming to teh meet?
5 hours later 13086297 Anonymous
>>13086291
more like meat
5 hours later 13086304 Anonymous
>>13086283
I will after i finish my movie
is that ok?
>>13086291
hmmmmm
5 hours later 13086310 Anonymous
>>13086304
sure thing
5 hours later 13086313 Anonymous
>>13086304
Well me and a west where going to smoke some bongs and rail some rits then drink vodka and speed arould ina subaru GT twin turbo.
REAL SAFE HONEST.
Fuck south Americans are pussy no wonder they always get shot. lol
COME SEE THE REAL NZ :D
5 hours later 13086318 Anonymous
>>13086313
sounds like a "blast"
5 hours later 13086321 Anonymous
>>13086313
Ok im gonna put you in a slum of brazil and then we can see who is the pussy ^.^
5 hours later 13086322 Anonymous
>>13086321
oh snap
5 hours later 13086334 Anonymous
>>13086318
ahh i see what you did there lol
5 hours later 13086346 Anonymous
>>13086304
what movie are you watching? any good?
5 hours later 13086348 Anonymous
>>13086321
so what's the deal with all this talk about your butt?
also, fuck any locals yet?
5 hours later 13086351 Anonymous
>>13086346
''My week with marilyn'' I like it, the actress is super beautiful
5 hours later 13086359 Anonymous
>>13086348
in the last thread some people wanted to see my butt and I said chileans have no butt probably thats how it started
5 hours later 13086362 Anonymous
>>13086359
this
also michelle williams looks awwwright in that film
5 hours later 13086369 Anonymous
>>13086359
whaaaaaaaaat? The chileans I've know have great butts
5 hours later 13086373 Anonymous
>>13086351
yeah she's hot. you'd enjoy watching "the artist" i'd bet. check it out
5 hours later 13086383 Anonymous
>>13086369
Impossible, chileans are buttless
>>13086362
10/10 would bang
>>13086373
gonna look it up when I finish this movie :p gracias for the recommendation
5 hours later 13086389 Anonymous
>>13086383
>10/10 would bang
i'd watch that
5 hours later 13086396 Anonymous
>>13086383
A quick google search suggests you are either lying or being sarcastic
5 hours later 13086407 Anonymous
>>13086396
thats only peruvian propaganda
>>13086389
pay $400 and I will sell you our sex tape
6 hours later 13086411 Anonymous
>>13086407
so it's peruvians that have the great asses?
6 hours later 13086413 Anonymous
>>13086407
butbutbut do i get any additional perks besides the tape
6 hours later 13086421 Anonymous
>>13086413
masturbation
6 hours later 13086433 Anonymous
>>13086362
She looks like a badly aged Carey Mulligan
6 hours later 13086449 Anonymous
>>13086433
>Carey Mulligan
i thought they were the same person lel
6 hours later 13086455 Anonymous
>>13086411
them and the brazilians
>>13086413
read >>13086421
6 hours later 13086468 Anonymous
>>13086455
do peruvians actually have great butts though
i suppose masturbation will do
6 hours later 13086486 Anonymous
>>13086468
sort of
peruvians are butterface
6 hours later 13086495 Anonymous
>>13086486
no bueno :c
6 hours later 13086501 Anonymous
>>13086486
Butterface is ok as long as the ass is amazing, afterall, you'd just do her from behind anyway
6 hours later 13086619 Anonymous
rip this thread
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