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2012-09-25 11:40 13007583 Anonymous (boristowerbridge.jpg 288x288 14kB)
Britfag thread
>Boris edition
Come here and socialise, you golliwogs
2 min later 13007610 Anonymous (cryingfrog.jpg 400x388 33kB)
>you will never find a qt trap from cambridge
2 min later 13007611 Anonymous (shit just got real.jpg 677x461 42kB)
>stealing Ennis' job
3 min later 13007621 Anonymous (heckle.jpg 1024x683 444kB)
>>13007583
> Boris edition
3 min later 13007628 Anonymous
I haven't taken a shit in 9 days
>Cameron's Britain
3 min later 13007629 Anonymous
>you will never find a qt girl in England who likes you
4 min later 13007639 Anonymous
Yeah!
>Not quite Bodger and Badger edition but it'll do.
5 min later 13007648 Anonymous (1612269_boris.jpg 314x500 20kB)
>>13007611
>>13007621
yup, this is happening
>>13007628
9 days, shouldn't you be dead by now?
>mfw
6 min later 13007655 Anonymous (news-graphics-2006-_625934a.jpg 340x227 17kB)
>>13007629
>>13007610
..A-Adam??
7 min later 13007668 Anonymous
>>13007655
Nah, there's no picture of a curler on that post, it can't be Adam.
7 min later 13007672 Anonymous
>>13007655
Nope.
I'm getting to the point where i'd probably take an effeminate gay guy
8 min later 13007689 Anonymous
>>13007655
No
8 min later 13007690 Anonymous (188050_164505363606947_4535581_n.jpg 200x200 12kB)
>hai guize
requesting circle-jerk join
9 min later 13007696 Anonymous (tumblr_m85cqrVl6M1r5h8r8.jpg 500x375 50kB)
>>13007598
You know how to party. Let's eat Korean, then drink soju and sing karaoke.
Seriously though, what kind of massages do you teach? my physio keeps telling me to get one but im so lazy (and cheap) to arrange it.
Need to massage dat scar tissue out of my system
10 min later 13007711 Anonymous (wave2.jpg 1024x683 501kB)
>>13007690
Access granted.
Welcome aboard.
11 min later 13007717 Anonymous (310304_10151058593917672_125845971_n.jpg 403x403 30kB)
>>13007690
There is no circle-jerk, only Boris. Feel free to enter though.
>>13007668
>>13007672
>>13007689
You all miss him, admit it
11 min later 13007726 Anonymous (1344264389013.png 500x599 91kB)
>That feel when you realise you'll never make anymore RL friends other then the 2 you have
>That feel when we all went different uni's
I didn't even bother showering today feels feel man
11 min later 13007731 Anonymous (1305669160262.jpg 251x193 16kB)
>>13007717
Saying things like that makes you sound like Adam. I wonder...
And no, I don't.
12 min later 13007735 Anonymous
>>13007717
I never join in these brit threads, so I haven't a fucking clue who he is.
But is there any single females who wants to chat ;_; pls be qt
12 min later 13007739 Anonymous (Contemplative.jpg 480x600 227kB)
>>13007717
> trying to get us to admit we miss Adam
Are you sure you're not Adam in disguise?
12 min later 13007744 Anonymous (Boris-Johnson-and-David-C-008.jpg 460x276 28kB)
>>13007639
Who needs Bodger and Badger edition when you've got Boris and Cameron edition coming up next time
13 min later 13007754 Anonymous
>>13007711
>>13007717
cheers.
>who's adam?
13 min later 13007759 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2012-09-21 at 19.07.22.png 248x313 132kB)
>>13007672
Know that feel.
I hear traps are awesome, they're always on your dick. Nothing beats getting a blow job and laughing at the gorps on jeremy kyle
14 min later 13007770 Anonymous
So gentlemen, Korma or Vindaloo
Traps are indeed awesome, pitty I can never find any
17 min later 13007796 Anonymous (Support-for-Boris-Johnson-008-350x276.jpg 350x276 24kB)
>>13007731
>>13007739
Adam had potential. I'm much older than the kid, he needed to be reined in.
>but he had shit taste in women
and c'mon guys, I'm much cooler than him!
>>13007735
> ; _ ;
>playing the beta card
>you disgust me
17 min later 13007800 Anonymous
I've tried trying to find traps at LGBT nights, but I always hit on L, never found a convincing trap
17 min later 13007801 Anonymous
>>13007796
Ofcourse I am a beta.
19 min later 13007813 Anonymous
Nottingham Uni anyone?
23 min later 13007867 Anonymous (Boris_1074155e.jpg 318x418 14kB)
>>13007801
Has that angle ever worked for you?
>>13007800
Look for the bump inbetween their legs when you hit on them?
25 min later 13007891 Anonymous
>>13007867
Not really the easiest thing to detect, especially if they're wearing a skirt or something
28 min later 13007934 Anonymous (article-1311934792378-0D32ABFC00000578-412963_636x727.jpg 636x727 69kB)
>>13007891
Good point old chap.
it seems the other avatar fags are gaming or some shit. it's gone quiet now all of a sudden.
And the oriental food eating female physicist has disappeared. sad times.
30 min later 13007955 Anonymous (1298676308698.jpg 477x357 41kB)
>>13007934
I would be gaming with them, but my internet is too shit. You're stuck with me I'm afraid.
Steam tells me they're not CoHing it up yet, but they are soon.
32 min later 13007991 Anonymous
>>13007696
oh i just do swedish back massage. i can do other stuff but i don't enjoy it. and i don't teach anything professional, i just help out and hope people enjoy themselves.
i like sojuuuu. i can't sing for shit, just warning you know.
and i think football's the only sport i've ever watched.
>>13007934
i'm still here. just trying to work out how to intergrate f*(x) multiplied by x multiplied by g(x)
and don't call me the female physicist, it makes me sound ugly. ):
also, i thought traps were, like, a non UK thing. each to their own, fair enough, but it's still a bit odd. shame, coz i liked to think i was open minded but traps creep me out.
33 min later 13007995 Anonymous (wink.jpg 600x480 185kB)
>>13007934
Nah, you're just being boring, Boris.
Yeah, it'll be CoH soon.
34 min later 13008004 Anonymous (tumblr_m59e6alAaR1rxrlnyo1_500.jpg 500x396 84kB)
>>13007934
are we?
36 min later 13008018 Anonymous
>>13008004
>pwrMwmer
WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR ENGINE, DRIVER!?
36 min later 13008019 Anonymous
So, I've just seen The Watch.
Who wants to form an amusing group of buddies to fight aliens?
36 min later 13008025 Anonymous
>>13007995
Heskey Time!
39 min later 13008060 Anonymous
>>13008018
k
39 min later 13008062 Anonymous
>>13007813
got a couple of mates there, what you studying?
41 min later 13008078 Anonymous
>>13008060
..it was a question
44 min later 13008106 Anonymous (Boris_johnson_2304412b.jpg 350x219 31kB)
>>13007995
>boring
>attempting to socialise on /soc/ without talkign about steam or vidya
you beavers think strange
>>13007955
I'm gonna be off too I'm afraid, not for gaming, more like ironing my clothes for work tomorrow
>>13007991
Do you support a particular team? I love football but I have the niggling injuries I always seem to get after playing...
Whats enjoyable about a swedish back massage but not enjoyable about other types?
How about i treat you for oriental food of your choice in exchange for a massage :P
>Female physicist sounds cool to me
>work out how to intergrate f*(x) multiplied by x multiplied by g(x) does not
but fine, I won't call you that. I'm sure you're not ugly though :3
46 min later 13008133 Anonymous
>>13008078
i care.
49 min later 13008177 Anonymous
>>13008133
you seem like a happy one, what happens to have soured your scones, Frodo
52 min later 13008220 Anonymous
>>13008177
it's cold, and i'm bored.
>>13007991
>f*(x) multiplied by x multiplied by g(x)
http://myhandbook.info/form_integ.html
general formulas #4 perhaps?
54 min later 13008237 Anonymous
>>13008220
scratch that, #4 won't help you.
57 min later 13008252 Anonymous (boris-johnson-olympics.jpg 481x600 100kB)
Boris has spammed /soc/ enough for one night. For a few nights, in all honesty.
Miss Higgs Boson ( >>13007991 ), get in touch via skype borisjohnson2012 or iamborisjohnson@gmail.com when you're not calculating stuff please. I would very much like to talk more about asian food and fixing my broken body :(
night, the rest of you golliwogs.
1 hours later 13008295 Anonymous
>>13008252
cheerio
1 hours later 13008530 Anonymous
WHY IS THIS DEAD?
1 hours later 13008554 Anonymous
>>13008530
because you're being boring
1 hours later 13008575 Anonymous
>>13008554
I blame you.
1 hours later 13008601 Anonymous
>>13008575
i blame your face.
1 hours later 13008616 Anonymous (it-begins.jpg 360x277 60kB)
>>13008601
Sounds like you just submitted him to the major burns unit.
1 hours later 13008632 Anonymous
>>13008616
brit threads have lots of easy targets.
for example dotter the other day
1 hours later 13008664 Anonymous
>>13008601
I can see why you would. But consider the following:
IT WAS THE FRENCH.
1 hours later 13008693 Anonymous
From Chorley, moving to Lancaster on Saturday for Uni.
How's it going, guys? :)
1 hours later 13008697 Anonymous
any Coventry students here? other then that lesbian?
2nd year here. looking for mates
1 hours later 13008704 Anonymous
>>13008664
k
1 hours later 13008720 Anonymous
>>13008697
>lesbian
Where is the menstrual bull dyke?
1 hours later 13008755 Anonymous (sad.jpg 600x600 365kB)
>>13008632
B-b-b-b-b-b-but...
1 hours later 13008757 Anonymous
>>13008745
If you were talking to me, I'm going to Lancaster Uni. Studying Biochem.
1 hours later 13008769 Anonymous
>>13008755
it was too easy dotter, step it up buddy
1 hours later 13008795 Anonymous (bb780d9f.jpg 600x600 275kB)
>>13008769
I'll try, dude. I'll try.
1 hours later 13008812 Anonymous
>>13008796
you're not very good at this posting malarky are you?
>>13008795
less trying more doing.
1 hours later 13008813 Anonymous
>>13008757
On the third attempt, yes I was chap.
Blindness night ahoy
1 hours later 13008824 Anonymous
>>13008812
Brain not functioning malarky. Normal service will be resumed.
1 hours later 13008920 Anonymous
>>13008813
Third time is always the charm, they say. :P
1 hours later 13008934 Anonymous (anger3.jpg 400x300 40kB)
>>13008812
Well, that's done it, you went and killed the thread.
1 hours later 13008994 Anonymous
>>13008934
hardly.
1 hours later 13009043 Anonymous
>>13008994
are you the lesbian referenced earlier? if that why your ID when said sounds like a muffled word? LIKE YOU'RE EYEBALL DEEP IN HAIRY SMEGMA COVERED VAGINA!
1 hours later 13009064 Anonymous
Hmmm? Somebody mention lesbians and vagina?
1 hours later 13009074 Anonymous
>>13009043
no.
1 hours later 13009109 Anonymous
>>13009074
...ARE YOU THE BIG TITTED DRUG ADDICTED FROZEN STUDENT?
1 hours later 13009133 Anonymous
>>13009109
i'm a guy.
2 hours later 13009134 Anonymous
>>13009109
>looking for specific people on an anonymous image board
2 hours later 13009135 Anonymous
>>13009074
Are you the cryogenically preserved head of Lord Lucan hooked into the internet in a twisted mockery of the natural order?
2 hours later 13009140 Anonymous
>>13009064
She says she isnt, but she has a horrible attitude and mackerel breath, shes not fulling anyone with her square shoulders and Daniel oDonnell sweater
2 hours later 13009166 Anonymous
>>13009135
no, but i fucking with i was now, like some sort of Futurama jar head.
Ted Williams got his head froze did he not? like some kind of morbid home made ice pole
>>13009134
Sup Heaven, keeping it cool? thought so
2 hours later 13009175 Anonymous
>>13009140
Could be worse, could be a boy named Sue
2 hours later 13009186 Anonymous
>>13009166
I saw the description and thought more of Ricky on Crank: High Voltage.
2 hours later 13009189 Anonymous
>>13009175
or that other dude who took his guns out when his mother said DONT DO THAT BILLY YOU CANT HANDLE YOUR LIQUOR!!!
2 hours later 13009347 Anonymous
Dead?
2 hours later 13009405 Anonymous
>>13009347
probably
2 hours later 13009420 Anonymous
>>13009347
as amy winehouse
2 hours later 13009463 Anonymous
fuck this i'm cold and bored, i'm going to bed.
2 hours later 13009494 Anonymous
>>13009463
k
2 hours later 13009603 Anonymous
what's going on in here?
2 hours later 13009645 Anonymous
>>13009603
a whole fuck load of nothing
2 hours later 13009671 Anonymous
>>13009645
Watching footage of Metro last light
2 hours later 13009677 Anonymous
>>13009645
just like every other brit thread ever made then?
2 hours later 13009679 Anonymous
Sleepy. Need coffee or female attention. Latter unlikely. Good old coffee, never leaves you.
2 hours later 13009683 Anonymous (feelspidey2.png 544x400 167kB)
>>13009645
This.
I'm just dicking around with software and putting off sleep in favour of that and music.
2 hours later 13009711 Anonymous
I didn't get out of bed til around 4pm today, off work with a fucked up back for a few weeks. Drugs help.
Sucky part is the messed up sleep pattern its got me in cos there's never anything going on this time of night!
2 hours later 13009734 Anonymous
>>13009711
you trying to replace ennis?
2 hours later 13009754 Anonymous
>>13009734
replace the fag with the unhealthy obsession with her and posts her picture all over the place?
no?
2 hours later 13009757 Anonymous (b58f551d.jpg 600x300 185kB)
>>13009645
Wait a minute, was I supposed to be posting?
Oh, I was, wasn't I?
Damn it.
2 hours later 13009770 Anonymous (MeerkatStylin.jpg 500x334 89kB)
>>13009754
That's called avatarfagging.
> implying I have an obsession with otters because I avatarfag with them
2 hours later 13009793 Anonymous
I don't think I can be fucked with these threads any more.
The avatarfagging guys are the good guys, because at least they can hold a conversation without being /b/ kiddies.
2 hours later 13009804 Anonymous
>>13009770
dont lie, we all know you make the sexy time with otters then peel their skin off
2 hours later 13009812 Anonymous (funny-gifs-he-otter-stack-those-cups[1].gif 300x169 2043kB)
>>13009770
>implying you dont
Difference is he doesnt shut up about her and you dont go on about otters, so you get a pass.
Also, otters are fucking awesome
2 hours later 13009827 Anonymous (oh it's on now son.png 480x304 205kB)
>>13009793
>someone actually not calling us the main downfall of these threads
Are you ill?
>>13009812
>tfw no one thinks 60s Spiderman was awesome
2 hours later 13009833 Anonymous
>>13009793
no-ones being a /b/ kiddie
2 hours later 13009836 Anonymous (consider.jpg 600x600 127kB)
>>13009793
> tfw the good guys are the guys you're supposed to hate
>>13009804
Aw yeah, there's a roaring trade in otter fur, y'know.
>>13009812
Did anyone really realise how awesome otters were before I start posting them all the time?
2 hours later 13009837 Anonymous
too sleepy to masturbate, too horny to sleep
aaaghghgh
tomorrow i have a second (so far unpaid) trial shift as a chef at an italian restaurant in the southwest. do you guys think its ok to ask if they're going to offer me the full time post and when/if and when i will get paid for what i've done so far?
you know what us brits are like, too polite to question anything, too repressed too
2 hours later 13009857 Anonymous
>>13009836
>Aw yeah, there's a roaring trade in otter fur, y'know.
you could sell it to the wow guy and he can make us all fashionable otter hats
2 hours later 13009872 Anonymous (180b479a.jpg 600x600 144kB)
>>13009837
Just ask them how many trial shifts they'll be getting you to do before they make a decision. That's a fair question to ask (provided you're not aggressive about it).
2 hours later 13009874 Anonymous (3350936464[1].jpg 490x347 69kB)
>>13009857
Otter Strip Clubs
2 hours later 13009892 Anonymous
>>13009874
well...at least we know here that new job of his is
2 hours later 13009903 Anonymous
>>13009892
running, bouncing, bar or ... on stage?!
2 hours later 13009905 Anonymous
>>13009827
Nope, just seeing the threads for what they are really.
Take Ennis. He's alright really. Poor taste in women, assuming she's his thing, but he's decent enough. And all he really gets is shit like >>13009754 and >>13009812 . I've never actually seen him talk about her unless asked, or it's relevant.
(The rest of you are cool too, it's just Ennis was the easiest example)
2 hours later 13009909 Anonymous
>>13009872
thanks ottsy :]
2 hours later 13009910 Anonymous (1303052684788.jpg 500x356 48kB)
>>13009874
>When beaver is not enough
Oh god, my sides are in orbit.
2 hours later 13009919 Anonymous
>>13009910
... coming soon?
3 hours later 13009925 Anonymous (54f5ce00.jpg 600x600 85kB)
>>13009892
I'll have to save that for the next time Boris calls an otter a beaver.
3 hours later 13009936 Anonymous (sailing.jpg 360x265 79kB)
>>13009919
It should have just said something like "coming prematurely" for the extra giggles.
3 hours later 13009943 Anonymous
>>13009909
No worries, good luck!
3 hours later 13009961 Anonymous
>>13009905
but...you are ennis
3 hours later 13009980 Anonymous (1292452498270.jpg 560x400 12kB)
>>13009961
...How did I not notice this?
3 hours later 13009999 Anonymous (0e7df207.jpg 600x600 282kB)
>>13009961
Oh, that was sly of him.
Well caught, dude.
>>13009980
Because you glossed over a post defending Ennis?
3 hours later 13010007 Anonymous
>>13009961
Exactly. Not like anyone else is ever going to put in a nice word for me. Ennis out.
3 hours later 13010025 Anonymous (no2.jpg 500x334 137kB)
>>13010007
And they'll continue not to if you pull tricks like that.
3 hours later 13010035 Anonymous
>>13009936
Extra giggles are always handy.
Like Positive thinking. And drinking.
>>13010007
As Huey said on the Fun Lovin' Criminal "I never take myself too seriously, cause everybody knows fat birds don't fly."
Relax chap. I know I like cracking the odd joke about you tanking up on CoH but it's all good.
3 hours later 13010039 Anonymous (1300491328590.jpg 544x400 150kB)
>tfw Post Rock album by Black Metal musician is actually glorious
Shit son, it just got beautiful.
>>13009999
Nice quads.
I can't tell if it was a legit Ennis, as it was just one post with an Ennis gif and now I can't tell if it is Ennis or someone trying to make him look silly. It looks silly either way
Like when people post Spiderman, but aren't me.
3 hours later 13010062 Anonymous (722a3388.jpg 600x600 456kB)
>>13010039
I can't think of a single occasion someone other than Ennis posted an Ennis image or gif - although they might not have advertised the fact.
But then, no-one's tried it with the otters either.
As for you, your souce images are all over 4chan. Little effort required.
3 hours later 13010108 Anonymous
Evening you night owls, from the Nottingham couple.
No need to feel sorry, we know it's a shit hole.
3 hours later 13010126 Anonymous
>>13010062
This is why avatarfagging is just a bit silly given the ID's now and not allowing tripfags.
Too easy to imitate if anyone can actually be bothered to.
Anyways, what's everyone up to tomorrow?
I've got fuck all planned, probably play some FTL, watch the rest of GoT season 1 (just watching the repeats while waiting for the next one).
3 hours later 13010139 Anonymous (7a142803.jpg 600x600 60kB)
>>13010108
At least it isn't Coventry!
...which I say from having been at Coventry for a while but not having visited Nottingham.
>>13010126
It's just an easy way of identifying a particular poster. Sure, you can imitate someone else, but how often do people do that and why would they bother?
3 hours later 13010141 Anonymous (imma rob.jpg 544x398 43kB)
>>13010126
I have the day off from Uni, so I'm not sure what I'll do.
I should actually do some form of exercise or at least practise some Java or something, but I doubt that'll actually happen and I'll end up playing vidya all day.
3 hours later 13010144 Anonymous
>>13010126
9am start at Uni for me, then a work shift right afterwards!
3 hours later 13010158 Anonymous
>>13010144
I dont envy you people having to do shit, but with that said i'm getting a major case of cabin fever being holed up for the past 2 weeks with little to no company.
3 hours later 13010180 Anonymous
>>13010158
Oh god, we need to get you outside, quick.
3 hours later 13010189 Anonymous (Amazement.jpg 600x600 300kB)
>>13010126
Oh, and I'll be contacting Microsoft to try and get them to link 2 qualifications of theirs under a single ID tomorrow.
That'll be exciting.
> tfw job agencies and background screeners want MCP IDs and aren't happy with scanned certificates
3 hours later 13010203 Anonymous (fuck chairs.jpg 690x455 66kB)
>>13010158
>i'm getting a major case of cabin fever being holed up for the past 2 weeks with little to no company.
I had that feel until Uni started again. It is the worst feel.
My housemate's trying to make me volunteer for some shit on Saturday, and I really don't want to do it as it involves socialising with strangers and I'm awkward as fuck, but I'll probably take him up on the offer as I desperately need to leave my room for more than food or lectures.
3 hours later 13010221 Anonymous
>>13010203
Just cover up your awkwardness with biting cynicism and sarcastic comments!
3 hours later 13010226 Anonymous
>>13010180
Wish i could, pretty much bed bound with a fucked up spine at the moment, eatin my way through a course of codeine, doctors on the 1st to see if i'm fit to return to work
I'm out visiting a friend on thursday and doing the tattoo convention this weekend though.
Job market fucking sucks dotter, i'm actually in the process of starting my own business in the next few weeks / months so can quit the rat race altogether.
3 hours later 13010258 Anonymous (1330477900579.png 400x285 94kB)
>>13010221
That probably won't work when I'm surrounded by do-gooders who expect me to be all cheery and help out.
I'll probably end up not going, but god damn I should. I just hate people who only want the best for the world. Bastards.
3 hours later 13010270 Anonymous
>>13010258
What kind of volunteer work is it?
3 hours later 13010310 Anonymous (1315095176640.jpg 544x400 36kB)
>>13010270
There's some event going on on-campus where they have BMX riders ride a brief course through the campus for a prize for the shortest time.
The work would be a variation of setting up the course, marshalling, maybe taking parking money, putting the course away again, and all sorts of dull shit I'd rather play video games than do.
You get a free lunch and free entry to a party after and the day after too, but I'd probably only go to those if my housemate did as well.
3 hours later 13010335 Anonymous
>>13010310
go hurl bricks at the bmx people
3 hours later 13010343 Anonymous
Did that Coventry girl ever get a guy over to smoke weed and fuck her then?
3 hours later 13010356 Anonymous
>>13010310
Could be worse, though they should clearly be charging entry and paying the people helping out.
> Capitalism!
3 hours later 13010361 Anonymous
>>13010343
dunno but she looked like a character from the moomins
3 hours later 13010394 Anonymous
>>13010361
She was quite a bonnie lass i thought.
3 hours later 13010395 Anonymous (then i will sit here.jpg 500x359 42kB)
>>13010335
Yes because that's one way to get me out of my room, to get thrown in a prison cell.
>>13010356
It's not got much funding for that sort of thing, which is why they're paying us in food, free entry to stuff, and potentially alcohol vouchers.
3 hours later 13010405 Anonymous
>>13010361
I thought she was cute, I'd have said yes if I were single.
3 hours later 13010434 Anonymous
>>13010395
>to get thrown in a prison cell
youd get caught? youre supposd to be a fucking web slinger
3 hours later 13010498 Anonymous (sleep3.jpg 600x480 238kB)
Right, time to get some sleep. Night all.
3 hours later 13010537 Anonymous
>>13010498
laters
5 hours later 13011617 Anonymous
>>13010537
Still up?
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