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2012-09-05 11:37 12751575 Anonymous (hipster_girl_1.png 950x680 193kB)
wat
2 min later 12751617 Anonymous
Is this ideal mate or trap hookup thread?
i confus
6 min later 12751656 Anonymous
>>12751617
Both. c:
Chrome did weird stuff and it ended up making a new thread instead of replying.
10 min later 12751707 Anonymous
wut the actual wut
11 min later 12751718 Anonymous (idealmate.png 1111x777 193kB)
lolChrome
27 min later 12751898 Anonymous (ideal.png 1100x900 522kB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEg4SEch27w
29 min later 12751918 Anonymous
>>12751656
That is my favorite smilie face. c:
Ti's the cutest one.
32 min later 12751953 Anonymous (Oib7Y.jpg 1257x613 208kB)
Furyan out.
41 min later 12752055 Anonymous
>>12751575
M/22/6'6''/185lb[Fit] - Kenmore
Similar interests, working out, like to hike (used to in Hood River OR), play PC vidya. Non-college, did some. Work online. Have a girlfriend, she's open to most everything; including me being interested in traps etc - enthusiastic, really.
44 min later 12752082 Anonymous
>>12752055
Ohai let's talk. Skype: R.LR.L605
49 min later 12752144 Anonymous
is there a site that generates these
51 min later 12752167 Anonymous (Idealus.jpg 1152x1702 516kB)
53 min later 12752199 Anonymous (fuckingthingydos.png 1255x665 225kB)
might as well
58 min later 12752253 Anonymous (mehhh.jpg 1414x672 138kB)
UK lesbian
1 hours later 12752332 Anonymous (1343296348682.jpg 640x427 97kB)
>the feel when you don't even match the lowest standards
(I'm male btw and referring to previous threads with same topic)
1 hours later 12752398 Anonymous (photo.jpg 960x960 483kB)
Here I am
1 hours later 12752420 Anonymous
>>12752332
me too :(
1 hours later 12752429 Anonymous
>>12752398
Those faces. Every time.
Not like I wanted to sleep tonight or anything :P
1 hours later 12752595 Anonymous
>>12752082
Call your Skype tomorrow morning sometime? We just moved here and thee cams/mics are still somewhere in 1000 boxes. This area is already turning out to be glorious. :)
1 hours later 12752782 Anonymous
>>12752398
Hey I'm in North Texas, UNT to be specific. I'm a freshman.
2 hours later 12753087 Anonymous
>>12752332
This is one of my favourite cat pictures.
2 hours later 12753145 Anonymous
>>12753087
I was just thinking that.
2 hours later 12753199 Anonymous (perf match.png 1050x680 286kB)
dat dream boi
2 hours later 12753560 Anonymous
bump
2 hours later 12753583 Anonymous (Fin.png 1152x749 230kB)
3 hours later 12753748 Anonymous (Ideal Mate2.png 1640x996 447kB)
What a splendid mess
3 hours later 12753821 Anonymous
>>12753748
you sound like my type but you're too young for me
3 hours later 12753869 Anonymous (hipster_girl_1.png 675x680 143kB)
3 hours later 12754024 Anonymous
>>12753869
<3
3 hours later 12754126 Anonymous (Ideal Earthbound.jpg 714x492 32kB)
>Me
22/m/WV
-Skinny, average looks
-Artsy, likes English, enojys casual conversation
-WoW player
-Old fashioned. Into commitment. Doesn't party/drink/smoke/drugs/etc
-Church. Yep.
-Nostalgic. Loves 90s cartoons, 80s music, and SNES era games. Also, Pokemon.
-Child at heart, but conducts self well publically and has mature-face time.
-Has had same job for 4 years, looking for better currently.
-Whatever else is relevant, ask.
>Her
20+/f/close
-No tatooes/odd piercings
-Also old fashioned & into long-term
-Nerd or okay with one. WoW, Pokemon, debates about Digimon and Sailor Moon. Stuff.
-Drama-free. Content with life and willing to talk out problems instead of run or make a scene.
-Down to earth, ready to settle and just enjoy life's simplicities.
-Can grasp the true nature of Giygas's attack.
>Contact:
Windows Messenger: snacks404@yahoo.com
Skype: ridley404
3 hours later 12754147 Anonymous (Mate.png 1288x680 291kB)
8 hours later 12757210 Anonymous
>>12753199
I'm pretty damn close to this, my email is Corgi.christmas@gmail.com
8 hours later 12757300 Anonymous
>>12753199
location?
8 hours later 12757313 Anonymous
>>12752253
this is no 'lesbian', it's a man pretending.
9 hours later 12757614 Anonymous
>>12754147
this things always make me sad. Like this, i find someone that could be a potentially match. and we live close to 1000 miles away.....
9 hours later 12757677 Anonymous
>>12751718
Absolutely no way you are an INTJ based on everything you wrote under that.
9 hours later 12757700 Anonymous
>>12757677
Hah! I talked to that guy once and told him the same thing.
9 hours later 12757701 Anonymous
>>12753226
you have a great taste in music (I fucking love btmi!, and joyce manor, front bottoms, tiger jaw and radiohead are great) and seem cool, and I pretty much fit your description. whatever, you at least seem cool to talk to so I'm adding you on skype. (I'm putitonthepizza)
9 hours later 12757811 Anonymous (1332574463688.jpg 242x208 7kB)
>>12751718
i never post on this board, but i haven't laughed so hard in all my time on this page, ever..
never seen someone going so much full retard in my life.
just the use of quantum mechanics and paranormal/harry potter magic in the same sentence makes my blood boil, but cant really be bothered elaborating all the stupid shit in this post.
please dude, realize you're the scum of the earth.
10 hours later 12757992 Anonymous (IMG_7900croppedandedit.jpg 799x567 69kB)
Me: 21 Femme chubbs. Canada (east). I am, 5'6. I have green eyes that appear blue in the right light. Natural brown hair, sometimes dyed red. Loves gaming, spending way too much time doing so. L4D2, TF2 (I'm a pocket healer!), Trine 2, Portal 2, Terraria. Open-minded to others. I draw sometimes, and have been told I'm somewhat decent. Loves animals (owns two cats). I'm loyal, friendly, have a good sense of humour, and appreciate the small stuff. I like to think I'm pretty smart and very self aware. I /love/ accents, so foreigners please apply. I'm more looking for something casual, open minded to anything. Mostly bored and seeking a legit connection.
You: Over 18. Not innocent. Virgins, fine, but don't be in a bubble. I like skinnies, but personality rules over all. Don't be shy! Gaming is a huge part of my life right now, so it is required that you play at least one of the games listed, or have the patience to teach me something you play. Be honest, flirty, kind, and funny. I won't play games with your head but pick up on them really quickly and will walk if you play them on me. I appreciate those with issues because it's something I can relate to. Would love if you enjoyed using voice chat. Must be okay with scars, inside and out. Must tolerate cats.
10 hours later 12758009 Anonymous
>>12757992
post contact, you hippie
10 hours later 12758020 Anonymous
>>12758009
only using steam right now.
steamcommunity.com/id/injuredkitten/
10 hours later 12758034 Anonymous
>>12751575
>doesn't eat mammals
>Doesn't do drugs unless marijuana is a drug
kinda want to throat punch the person who made this, but damn did I laugh
10 hours later 12758040 Anonymous
>>12758020
Get skype or aim. Who the hell uses Steam?
10 hours later 12758049 Anonymous
>>12758024
>perfect!
>other side of world
>every time.jpeg
10 hours later 12758053 Anonymous
>>12757811
I pissed myself at "ShadowVegan"
10 hours later 12758055 Anonymous (yeeeeeee.jpg 1024x768 232kB)
10 hours later 12758056 Anonymous
>>12758049
>trying to find girls on the US-dominated 4chan
>complains when they're all in the US
wat
10 hours later 12758071 Anonymous
>>12758056
I didn't know it looked like I was complaining, sorry. I was just pointing it out.
Even if I was in the US, I wouldn't expect to find girls on 4chan.
10 hours later 12758075 Anonymous (hipster_girl_1.png 968x680 245kB)
10 hours later 12758091 Anonymous
All I want is a girl to play pokemon & Dota 2 with.
Oh and liking movies is a perk, as well as a strong sex drive ;3
10 hours later 12758094 Anonymous (pokemonz.png 320x240 83kB)
>>12758091
forget pic
10 hours later 12758095 Anonymous
>>12758055
skype?
10 hours later 12758114 Anonymous
>>12758024
Skype is Ladimore -- Play some league sometime?
10 hours later 12758136 Anonymous
>>12758095
>>12758127
putitonthepizza
10 hours later 12758138 Anonymous
yo cis dere a flash game or what that generates these ?
10 hours later 12758139 Anonymous
>>12758024
Send me a mail at notmysrsbsns@hotmail.co.uk
10 hours later 12758148 Anonymous
Is every single one of you a stinking hipster or what?
12 hours later 12758673 Anonymous (nscn.png 1355x680 250kB)
13 hours later 12758730 Anonymous
>>12758673
You didn't answer anything about what type of music you're in to, but as a music nerd I have to request contact info.
13 hours later 12758735 Anonymous (idealmate.png 1210x766 213kB)
:B
13 hours later 12758739 Anonymous (1340271549402.png 1328x670 343kB)
Spent hours remaking this thing
>>still no replies
13 hours later 12758754 Anonymous
>>12758024
cliffooord is my skype/aim. lets play some gaems
13 hours later 12758818 Anonymous
>>12758673
Would have been perfect, but the second you start talking about paranormal and corporate bullshit you're too granola for me.
13 hours later 12758831 Anonymous
>>12758818
Granola is an adjective?
13 hours later 12758832 Anonymous (1253267813003.jpg 513x339 145kB)
>>12758673
>Wants someone with the same musical interests
>Doesn't post musical interests
>mfw
13 hours later 12758840 Anonymous
>>12758831
When i use it. yes it is.
13 hours later 12758841 Anonymous
>>12758673
lets find out..
requesting contact info
13 hours later 12758842 Anonymous
>>12758832
presumably she's part of the 1% of people who say "i listen to a bit of everything" who actually do listen to a bit of everything
13 hours later 12758843 Anonymous
>>12758842
1%? I think there's more of us than that.
13 hours later 12758845 Anonymous (12231233.jpg 977x649 80kB)
13 hours later 12758846 Anonymous
>>12758673
Contact? AIM is preferred.
13 hours later 12758857 Anonymous
>>12758842
** everything except rap and country
13 hours later 12758861 Anonymous
>>12758857
Now you're making me feel like there's even fewer of my kind.
13 hours later 12758865 Anonymous
>>12758843
given that nearly everyone in the world, when quizzed, says they listen to everything (or >>12758857 ), 1% is probably generous
13 hours later 12758869 Anonymous
>>12758865
Damn. I'm never going to find my musical match then..
13 hours later 12758873 Anonymous
>>12758869
don't even try, just settle for a girl who's heard of the velvet underground and listened to a joy division song once
13 hours later 12758877 Anonymous
>>12758873
I'm not a fan of them, but I get what you're saying. Life as a music nerd can suck sometimes.
13 hours later 12758892 Anonymous
>tfw you mostly love 70's/80's rock
>tfw 'that's what my dad listens to...'
every. single. god. damn. time.
I has better conversations about music with my ex's dad than I did with her.
14 hours later 12758899 Anonymous
>>12758877
Basing your choice of girlfriend on what music she likes is kind of stupid anyway. You're not in middle school anymore, you can strive for a stronger connection than your white-hot passion for In The Aeroplane Over The Sea.
14 hours later 12758909 Anonymous
>>12758892
as someone who's listened to a moderate share of power electronics and noise in the name of 'trying new things', i admire your ability to listen to 80s rock
>>12758899
it's not so much about liking the same bands as having some interest in the artistic output of the last several thousand years of human civilization, someone who reads [proper books] or will watch movies from outside the last decade/outside of hollywood is just as good. if she enjoyed all 3, i might even date a fat chick, holy shit.
14 hours later 12758912 Anonymous
>>12758899
Sorry, I like NMH but not that much.
If I base my girlfriend on anything other than music, then the biggest part of my life is being ignored. It's my job, it's my passion, I need someone who can share in it.
If they have perfect music taste, that's amazing. If they're horrible in every other way, I found a new friend to talk about music with.
14 hours later 12758915 Anonymous
>>12758869
You listen to everything? As in Harsh Noise, Qawwali, Celtic Folk, Gregorian Chant everything?
14 hours later 12758918 Anonymous
>>12758915
I've yet to find a genre that I can fully deny. I'm not saying I've heard everything, but I'll sure as hell listen to it.
14 hours later 12758925 Anonymous
>>12758915
Now why would you leave out Mongolian throat singing. It is clearly the most badass of the musical disciplines.
14 hours later 12759111 Anonymous (why.png 714x547 53kB)
so its time for this again huh
15 hours later 12759146 Anonymous (gdhj.jpg 1221x685 195kB)
Only looking for Strange & Interesting people.
15 hours later 12759148 Anonymous
>>12758673
Not sure if trap.
You seem to be my what I think I'm looking for in someone that'd look for me.
15 hours later 12759160 Anonymous
>>12758915
I listen to all of that except qawwali.
And I know a Mongolian throat singer who is also quite the badass archer, from what I've heard.
I also need a lute. Because Celtic folk is just fun.
I am the 1%.
15 hours later 12759254 Anonymous
>>12758024
Hey, I match up all of that. Except the only game on that list I play is occasionally minecraft. Drop me an email and we'll exchange other contact info, if ya want.
anonymous1837@gmail.com
15 hours later 12759267 Anonymous (129495624485_u18chan.jpg 400x271 29kB)
NIGGERS WHERE CAN I GET THE FUXKING AVATAR GENERATOR YOU ALL ARE USING!!!!!????
15 hours later 12759324 Anonymous
>>12759267
You haven't been here long, have you?
Google 'Hipster Dress Up' or don't be a faggot and draw something in paint.
15 hours later 12759325 Anonymous
>>12759267
google hipster dress up.
16 hours later 12759345 Anonymous (welp.jpg 1570x680 276kB)
needs moar britfags
16 hours later 12759481 Anonymous (datemeplease1.png 990x680 302kB)
I don't have high standards do I? No one ever seems to notice mine.
16 hours later 12759494 Anonymous
>>12759481
Oh shit, quick side note: I study at Anglia Ruskin, Cambridge now, not UWL.
16 hours later 12759523 Anonymous
>>12753869
Damnit, the one time someone's from Ontario and they don't swing my way.
Damn you, penis.
16 hours later 12759540 Anonymous (idealmate.png 1272x872 448kB)
Not looking for a relationship per se. Looking for somebody to talk with, game with. If something happens, it happens.
16 hours later 12759553 Anonymous (lovewoo.png 899x562 209kB)
blah not going to happen here
17 hours later 12759651 Anonymous
ME:
21/m
6', skinny, no deformities (message me for rest of physical description)
straight
non-religious
I get scatterbrained and find it hard to articulate my thoughts, but at times I have great insight.
I like to goof off and make a lot of stupid jokes/propose goofy hypotheticals. I like to mess with people.
I have social anxiety and tend to be very reserved in person.
I love storytelling and fictional characters and I watch a lot of tv shows and play a lot of different video games. I am trying to get into reading more. This is probably what I want to do with my life. That or something scientific, I'm not sure yet.
I always have cartoons/movies/fictional characters on my mind and random, insignificant things will remind me of very specific scenes in a movie, etc. (Regular Show, any Adult Swim show except Robot Fucking Chicken and Family Guy; Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Sherlock, so many shows) I don't like anime.
I have an interest in design and I like to analyze things and pick apart their strengths and faults.
INTP; I spend most of my time alone and thinking to myself.
I have a strong interest in meditation and philosophy, but no formal knowledge in either.
I would really like to learn more about science, music, and art.
Music: I like anything that catches my ear, but I tend towards humorous or themed music such as: Gorillaz, Weird Al, a lot of others
You:
Similar interests and taste in music.
Love to send/receive Youtube videos, loves cartoons.
Loves to think a lot and deeply.
Likes video games.
Not obese
I don't have a list of musts yet so if any of that sounded promising hit me up, I'm fairly nice.
AIM/Skype: JurassicParadise
17 hours later 12759657 Anonymous (ideally.png 1570x722 733kB)
17 hours later 12759684 Anonymous (ok.png 1376x667 206kB)
17 hours later 12759698 Anonymous (hipster_girl_1.png 300x680 110kB)
Me:
18/f/US, 5' & 110lbs
My hair is actually longer & blue, I wear glasses and have hazel eyes.
likes:
music (Incubus, Metallica, Imagine Dragons, ask for more)
horror movies
homestuck
L4D, & DBZ
eating a lot (I love candy)
rough sex
cats
you:
taller than me
likes to watch horror movies with me
will let me win the video games we play every once and awhile
MUST LIKE HORROR MOVIES
will post actual picture upon request
halfrainbowveins@aim.com
17 hours later 12759704 Anonymous (ideal mate.jpg 1682x664 385kB)
Skype is kyubeyy.
17 hours later 12759710 Anonymous
>>12759698
Picture?
17 hours later 12759729 Anonymous (Photo on 9-6-12 at 11.06 AM #2.jpg 1080x720 191kB)
>>12759710
17 hours later 12759733 Anonymous
>>12759481
>>12759494
Norse Paganism?
I had to google it!
what do you do? how do you worship? are their any rules? Do you sacrifice virgins blood to thor?
17 hours later 12759746 Anonymous
>>12759698
Where in the US?
...
Not that it matters since I'm Canadian. You sound nice though.
17 hours later 12759748 Anonymous
>>12759729
>>12759698
>like horror movies
>gamer gurl
God damn it! Why can't I live in US? You look incredibly cute!
17 hours later 12759758 Anonymous
>>12759746
NC, but I go back to Ohio sometimes.
17 hours later 12759764 Anonymous (nscn.png 1355x664 312kB)
17 hours later 12759778 Anonymous
19ΔFΔUS
I am 4°11 •96 pounds
Love cats, game(PC/steam/psn)
I work in the gaming industry and voice act.
I just want a guy who's respectful and into tech and non druggie.
Aims ikittyxo if I like you u will receive Skype n steam n psn id
...typing on tablets a pain
17 hours later 12759804 Anonymous
>>12758024
Gonna bump mine since the thread seems to be thriving again :D
17 hours later 12759805 Anonymous (stupid attempt.png 941x544 110kB)
Getting around to posting mine for the woman that does not exist.
Skype is Cas.Harris
If anyone atleast wants to talk.
17 hours later 12759811 Anonymous (webcam-toy-photo65-3.jpg 561x561 356kB)
Me:
*21/M/WA
*6'2" 155lbs
*Engineering student
*Nerd
*Protective
*Has a life direction
*Into nature and not being a dick to the environment
*Nonsmoker
I Like
*Science and math
*Philosophy and linguistics
*Video games
*Chatting and explaining how things work
*Learning new things
The good
*Kind
*Very intelligent
*High sex-drive
*Skinny, athletic but not buff
The bad
*Homebody
*Picky
*Competitive
*Forgetful/aloof
Her:
*Cute
*Not chubby
*Younger than me
*Nerdy
*Honest
Bonuses:
*Inquisitiveness
*Cheery
*Gamer
*Ginger
*Tongue Piercing
*Long legs
Dealbreakers:
*Hipster
*Weaboo
*Bitch
*Drugs
Contact: typical83@yahoo.com
I'm mainly just looking for someone interesting to talk to right now.
17 hours later 12759820 Anonymous
>>12759729
You're cute. Add me on Skype?
17 hours later 12759849 Anonymous
>>12759698
Sent you an email
22/m/ohio here
17 hours later 12759851 Anonymous
>>12759684
contact info?
18 hours later 12759883 Anonymous (IMG_0147.jpg 480x640 38kB)
>>12759684
Hello, this is my hair, is this what you mean by dark, soft and messy? This is what happens if I don't bother to do anything after I shower.
'scuse the face.
18 hours later 12759885 Anonymous
>>12759851
skype?
email?
18 hours later 12759901 Anonymous
>>12759885
skype is best. mine is randomthought9
18 hours later 12759922 Anonymous (idealmate.png 1308x675 559kB)
I guess I'll post again
18 hours later 12759940 Anonymous
>>12758024
Goddamnit you. I wish you'd post some contact information already.
My skype is vainfall810, email is dwarfmonkie1@gmail.com if you wanna get in touch sometime. I'd love another gaming buddy.
18 hours later 12759955 Anonymous
>>12759940
You should check your e-mail.
18 hours later 12759964 Anonymous
>>12759778
96 lbs i'd be afraid i'd break you
18 hours later 12759998 Anonymous
>>12759778
Define non-druggie?
19 hours later 12760229 Anonymous (Fuck.jpg 920x680 578kB)
Never works, but we always post.
Sifting through this ocean of information for someone to care, hoping to meet someone similar to us, or even to the extreme of just hoping to talk to someone.
19 hours later 12760365 Anonymous
>>12760229
reading this in venom from spiderman's voice becase of the 'us'
19 hours later 12760462 Anonymous (5ed7e91837c6e6119c88d682896f6ae8.jpg 848x480 87kB)
22/m/PA
Autismal with good sense of humor, I love games of all kinds, I read constantly.
Looking for awkward beta waifu.
AIM: jozeffranczak
Skype: mr.bubbles6838
MSN: mrdespair1990@hotmail.com
20 hours later 12760629 Anonymous (morphin time.gif 400x287 488kB)
me: Mighty Morphin Power ranger
You: a Teenage Mutian Ninja Turtle
LETS DO THIS IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
20 hours later 12760637 Anonymous (hurrrrrp.jpg 1023x680 467kB)
Damn kids! Get off my lawn!
contactu - idontlikebears@gmail.com
20 hours later 12760702 Anonymous
it will work as long as you give me Mr Wanky with your finger in my back door alright!
18+
is not shallow
is not a prude
5'1 - 5'10
100 - 150 lbs
tattoos and piercings are hot so at least have some.
likes or has stuff in common.
is talkative but also shy and awkward.
20 hours later 12760782 Anonymous
>>12758754
>Another person on /soc/ named Clifford.
Well that's weird..
20 hours later 12760841 Anonymous
>>12752144
Search 'hipster dress up', you have to make the two separately.
20 hours later 12760868 Anonymous
And as usual, the gender ratio is not in my favour..
20 hours later 12760877 Anonymous (whylookatfilename.jpg 1721x679 257kB)
>>12760868
Sigh.
21 hours later 12760943 Anonymous (thisthing.png 1197x690 243kB)
21 hours later 12760980 Anonymous (idealmate.jpg 1113x661 168kB)
Not looking for love or anything but add me anyway. I'm cool as hell.
21 hours later 12761011 Anonymous
>>12760943
That describes me! But I feel like we chatted already and you told me you had to do the laundry for '5 short minutes' and left. Might be wrong though.
21 hours later 12761061 Anonymous (hipster_girl_1.png 300x680 63kB)
The PC with the full one of these is currently 200 miles away.
>Me (in pic)
22/f/UK (Leeds)
5'6" 175 lbs (and going down, goal is 135)
Busty redhead
Love pretty dresses but dress as pic most days as I work in a laboratory
Molecular biologist
Like "mum indie" (i.e. Elbow, Embrace et al) and post-rock; I play the bass guitar
Love fine ales and am partial to a G&T
I don't do drugs or smoke
Looking for a fine young gentleman for (hopefully) my first long term relationship
>You
21-28/m/UK (West Yorkshire area)
5'5" - 6'? chubby or at least not skinny ("auschwitz-mode" as /fit/ would say)
Not blonde (just not my thing) or in possession of a ponytail
Don't care how you dress, unless you'd wear a mankini to a nice restaurant
Is either a student or graduate
Also enjoys a fine pint in a friendly pub
Doesn't smoke or do anything heavier than weed (and even then not very often)
Wants to go slow and steady, looking to the long term
21 hours later 12761070 Anonymous (multi-instrumentalist.jpg 300x168 12kB)
>>12752398
>multi instrumentalist
21 hours later 12761134 Anonymous
>>12761061
Gimme your Skype, we can make it happen.
21 hours later 12761199 Anonymous
>>12761061
Hmm, not in West Yorkshire, but otherwise I'm yo' man. You say you're a fine ale drinker; would you look down on me for liking sweet ciders?
21 hours later 12761219 Anonymous
>>12761011
doesn't sound like me.
I don't make time seem longer or shorter than it really is
21 hours later 12761308 Anonymous (derp.jpg 560x320 34kB)
I just want some love
21 hours later 12761364 Anonymous
>>12761219
>>12761219
In that case, my apologies.
I tend to avoid the kind of people that say one thing, but do something different entirely. So was a bit upset when she left. Not the fact she did not want to talk, but the fact she didn't just say so.
Ah well, hiking is still awesome.
21 hours later 12761446 Anonymous
>>12761134
I haven't been on skype in 5ever but I think my username is ubiquitin.jf
>>12761199
Anywhere near or easily accessible by train? Cider is probably my favourite beverage during the Summer months; Autumn/Winter is prime ale time.
22 hours later 12761556 Anonymous (aim.png 472x651 105kB)
22 hours later 12761621 Anonymous (classic mfw.png 247x248 68kB)
>>12759698
>Imagine Dragons
my fucking face
22 hours later 12761648 Anonymous (me paper doll.png 454x747 151kB)
Seattle
24/m
elec engineering major
punky metal dude
love strategy games
love any NES/SNES games, I have some usb controllers we can use
haif catsss
you
dude or lady who wants to drink bum wine and play games
22 hours later 12761704 Anonymous
>>12761446
Fairly accessible by train. That said, I do spend a lot of my time in London at university as I'm a student. London is very accessible by train, but it's a long way away.
I'm a fan of the (cloudy) apple juice you can buy during the autumn/winter, I find it much nicer in taste to the spring/summer crop.
You say you're looking for a long-term relationship; don't mistake someone for "long-term" dating material when they aren't. This is going to sound a bit silly, and kinda creepy I suppose, but I don't want you getting hurt :'(.
22 hours later 12761740 Anonymous
>>12761556
>Morrowind
HOLY FUCK. Finally someone who mentions Morrowind and not fucking Skyrim all the time.
22 hours later 12761757 Anonymous
>>12761556
>total war
You are awesome
22 hours later 12761780 Anonymous
>>12761061
Added your skype, please be nice, you seem awesome!
22 hours later 12761782 Anonymous
>>12761704
That's very sweet of you. I've just graduated from a London uni for my MSc and moved back to Leeds so I do appreciate that the distance is a bit much. That and the rip off that is the east coast mainline. I only say I want long term because I'm not looking for something casual.
22 hours later 12761789 Anonymous
>>12761621
Why that face?
22 hours later 12761793 Anonymous
>>12761061
>The PC with the full one of these is currently 200 miles away.
lolwut?
22 hours later 12761804 Anonymous
>>12761793
I think she means she has one of these pictures already filled out, but the computer that it's on is somewhere out of reach.
22 hours later 12761825 Anonymous
>>12761804
Oh, you're right. Thanks.
23 hours later 12762210 Anonymous
/soc/ is a bunch of ugly hipsters with shitty music taste
and expectations too high to be real.
this is a terrible place to try to find love/bitch about love and just look sad. get out in your life and try some new things instead of PRETENDING like you're all so 'adventurous'; that's why you have soooo many prerequisites for any man or woman whom you'd date, right? i mean, all the people you describe as being 'him' or 'her' sound pretty douchey and non existent; or you sound like a dick. 'MUST be thin, waif, tiny, athletic, no chubby, etc.
i used to think my dream guy read Nietzsche and had glasses and choppy black hair and was tall and thin and smart and hilarious, but he's kind of a dick and an idiot, and i was just that dumb dark haired girl that was always found interesting by the right people. and by right i mean hot but totally insane.
get expectations in reality, folks, and you'll be a lot happier. i'm much happier than i was as an idealistic manic pixie dream moron.
24 hours later 12762573 Anonymous
>>12757300
Pennsylvania
24 hours later 12762591 Anonymous
>>12762210
This is an ideal mate thread. Idealism is the key here. It's not really a hookup thread in the traditional sense; we describe the qualities we would like in our ideal partner. Realism is beside the point.
26 hours later 12763653 Anonymous (idealmate.jpg 1123x670 126kB)
meow
26 hours later 12763664 Anonymous
>>12762210
You sound like a pessimistic, judgemental arsehole.
Just sayain.
26 hours later 12763762 Anonymous (matematemate.jpg 1202x833 436kB)
i'm always tired
26 hours later 12763852 Anonymous
>>12763831
any actual pics of self?
26 hours later 12764028 Anonymous (beavis.jpg 1280x960 823kB)
me
>artistic
>raised catholic but agnostic atheist
>coffee, tea, alcohol, cigarettes, weed
>nymphomaniac (as in, faithful to him/her and sexy time all the time)
>natural look. no make up.
>curly brown hair, hazel eyes, white girl
>5'9, 190ish so chubbyish and tall
>ceramics, yoga, pilates, french, school, reading
>not a feminist
>star wars
>i'm pretty sure i'm a INPF
>pro-life but other than that, rather liberal
>eclectic taste in music and movies
>depression/social anxiety/suicide risk
>curious, witty, bubbly
him
>cultural (speaks many languages. i have a little bit of a fetish for mexicans. but i enjoy all cultures)
>very affectionate
>artistic (if musician, not arrogant)
>long hairish. any color...darker preferred
>tall. body shape = anything between skinny and chubby. don't prefer athletic
>introverted
>smart. intelligence is very important
>loves eating pussy
>will read books with me aloud
>christian slater-esque voice
>understands mental health ailments
>interesting taste in music/movies
>doesn't eat pungent food
26 hours later 12764079 Anonymous
>>12764028
post pic?
26 hours later 12764113 Anonymous
>>12758024
You sound so amazing it isn't even funny.
27 hours later 12764182 Anonymous
>>12764028
contact?
27 hours later 12764247 Anonymous (Lonely.jpg 1000x700 669kB)
27 hours later 12764262 Anonymous (moi.jpg 500x333 39kB)
>>12764079
>>12764182
meepble.waable@gmail.com
27 hours later 12764288 Anonymous
>>12764262
mind hopping on Skype? appraently i had to re accept your request
27 hours later 12764344 Anonymous (yyy.png 300x680 66kB)
me- 18/m/usa straight
aim-maymeecrackers
email- xxcrackers@gmail.com
6'5 260 hairy
smokes weed.
plays games but not gamer, used to be.
likes all kinds of music.
i have social anxiety i dont like going out much.
im funny, great sense of humor. i dont really know what else to say, i guess if your still reading message me on aim. or email me.
27 hours later 12764351 Anonymous (Ideal.png 1024x768 281kB)
AIM: argentone91
28 hours later 12764844 Anonymous (1651654568451.jpg 1008x662 251kB)
Lost internet for 2 weeks...what happened to this place?
28 hours later 12765226 Anonymous
>>12761308
I will love you~
28 hours later 12765292 Anonymous
>>12757811
>implying I'm talking about the Harry Potter type of magick, faggot
29 hours later 12765360 Anonymous (red rover.jpg 1308x952 374kB)
where my pals at!
29 hours later 12765383 Anonymous
>>12765360
Why must you be in Scotland!!!!!!?!??????!!!!!
29 hours later 12765396 Anonymous
>>12765383
Haha, well, not there yet. I leave in two days. I'm in Toronto!
29 hours later 12765505 Anonymous
Me:
Female in the US.
Old enough to drink but would rather not.
Friendly but shy until I feel comfortable.
I go to work and be an adult.
Then I come home and play video games.
On the weekends I like to spend my time outside(though winter is coming)
I like to keep a tv on in the background to comfort noises.
I find humor in almost everything and laugh at inappropriate times.
When I'm bored I draw silly pictures of people I see/know.
I'm really easy to get along with.
You:
Male or female in the US.
Around my age(meaning old enough to legally drink).
You can smoke or drink, I don't care.
You are doing something productive daily(instead of sitting at home on the computer all day).
You will play video games with me(if you play League of Legends, Minecraft, Terraria, or TF2 then we will get along so well).
You like being indoors as well as outdoors.
You will watch tv show marathons with me.
You're friendly and patient.
You are silly and can keep me smiling.
You don't take life too seriously, most of its just for fun anyway.
Even though the above statement is true, you know the proper times to be serious.
You take care of yourself.
You have hobbies/passions and want to share them with me(and will let me share mine with you).
You are easy to get along with.
This was fun but basically I want a best friend who is also my boyfriend. That way there is more to the relationship than just sex and cuddles(but those things are great too).
I guess if you wanna talk to me leave some kind of contact info and maybe we can play some vidya games. :3
29 hours later 12765621 Anonymous
>>12765505
thats pretty much me, except im 18, and im more of a starcraft, dwarf fortress, fable type of guy
29 hours later 12765625 Anonymous (FA.jpg 280x260 13kB)
>MFW I'm a 5'8' fat dude in this thread
29 hours later 12765651 Anonymous
>>12765505
I think I meet a lot of your requirements.
add me on skype: throwtheskypedown
29 hours later 12765691 Anonymous
>>12765505
Hey, where in the US are you?
29 hours later 12765693 Anonymous
>>12765505
I fit the bill fairly well. Shoot me an email and we can go from there.
fourfoldroot@live.com
29 hours later 12765717 Anonymous
>>12765505
Lets see if we can have some laughs together
Skype: Lifeofwisdom76
Hope to hear from you
29 hours later 12765732 Anonymous (561230_3231311373911_182554539_n.jpg 640x480 35kB)
Me : 21, 6'3", average/athletic build, when i'm not in scrubs I usually dress pretty well, lots of video games and drinking/hanging out with my friends are pretty much my life in my free time since I started school, i'm studying clinical neurophysiology and I'm almost done. I like all kinds of music, from hardstyle to alternative, to all kinds of metal, even hiphop. I just appreciate talent.
You : Female and legal. Other than that, pretty much anything, i'm very open minded and it's more about the personality and intelligence then looks for me. I find intelligent women incredibly attractive. Just be in shape and actually leave the house every once in a while. Video games is a huge plus.
AIM : Liskenger
Skype : Liskenger
30 hours later 12766624 Anonymous (hipsterstogether2.png 945x684 209kB)
Hey, there's new people here! Hi, new people!
31 hours later 12767042 Anonymous
>>12764844
anon, you sound adorable, its a shame Im not in the US
31 hours later 12767109 Anonymous
Me:
20/F/NJ
5'9
Chubby
Hair dyed red
Greenish eyes
I smoke
I have tattoos
I work
I go to school
I have a car
I like tea, writing and knitting.
Him:
20-25, From Jersey
Taller than I am
Not obese
Will go on adventures with me
Will stay up late with me
Not emotionally retarded
Passionate
Creative
Will walk in the grass with no shoes on.
Willing to teach me new things
31 hours later 12767142 Anonymous
>>12767109
where in nj?
31 hours later 12767150 Anonymous
>>12767142
Central. Ocean COunty
31 hours later 12767161 Anonymous (Me.jpg 399x631 54kB)
>Me
I'm a laid back guy. I like video games. I play D&D every Saturday with my girlfriend. I'm a big, fat, 6'3" ginger. I'm a school bus monitor. That's pretty much it for me. I like hanging and chilling and having funny, sarcastic comments and geenral banter about life. It is really ahrd to type this because I just took my Ambien and man am I fucked.
>You
A cool dude or dudette.
Skype: theecourier
31 hours later 12767183 Anonymous
>>12767150
no wai me too
31 hours later 12767187 Anonymous
>>12767183
Cool. Contact?
31 hours later 12767252 Anonymous
>>12759764
Still here?
31 hours later 12767256 Anonymous
>>12767187
skype is
YuDoThis
31 hours later 12767371 Anonymous
>>12761556
>Legend of Grimrock
10/10
If only I wasn't gay.
32 hours later 12767494 Anonymous (Waifu and Me.png 1126x680 230kB)
Can I has wuv pweese? :3
32 hours later 12768129 Anonymous
>>12767494
Was about to add you then realized it was an AIM address ;_;
Do you not have skype or anything else?
32 hours later 12768158 Anonymous
>>12768129
My skype is astralnautes c:
33 hours later 12768312 Anonymous
>>12759540
>genetically female
;-;
34 hours later 12768902 Anonymous (why am i even doing this im so lonely UPGRADED.png 1200x920 970kB)
34 hours later 12768928 Anonymous
>>12753199
Skype: the.wulfe
34 hours later 12768930 Anonymous (hipster.png 1316x680 269kB)
34 hours later 12768956 Anonymous
>>12768930
gtfo 9fag
34 hours later 12768969 Anonymous (partnertthingy.png 1442x761 303kB)
Im trying to avoid mindless people that talk to me about nothing, Please for the love of peanuts, hold a conversation that's NOT About your penis. I need some intelligent people! Show me you're out there ;-;
34 hours later 12768978 Anonymous
>>12768969
I liked you before I found out you play COD. Halo master race reporting in.
34 hours later 12768987 Anonymous
>>12768978
Play it; Nooooot really.
Have it; Yes
Have played it; yes
Enjoy it; -_- No, it was to play with friends. The copious amounts of 13 year olds annoy my senseless.
34 hours later 12768988 Anonymous
>>12768978
***SPOILER ALERT***
They all suck.
34 hours later 12768996 Anonymous (smurf feels.png 800x559 533kB)
>that feel when no girl wants a brown dude
34 hours later 12768999 Anonymous
>>12768969
lol what is a Delaware? Did you make that up or something?
34 hours later 12769003 Anonymous
>>12768999
Lol No, I do live in the first state... horrible, Whats a Delaware... I get asked what state that is in alot -.-;;
34 hours later 12769006 Anonymous
>>12768987
Do you like Halo?
34 hours later 12769013 Anonymous
>>12769006
I played the HELL out of Halo when it was on PC, the first one for free.
I really really liked the second one on Xbox
and lost interest after, I played like crazy for a few years.
34 hours later 12769030 Anonymous
>>12769003
I'm Canadian (and at least know it's a state) so I feel your pain (you wouldn't believe the amount of Americans that think Canada is a state), I just like picking on people from there.
34 hours later 12769031 Anonymous
>>12759540
BMI is such a fluke. According to BMI I'm severely underweight, when in reality I'm just super muscular.
34 hours later 12769033 Anonymous
>>12769013
We can be friends if you rediscover your dormant love for the greatest game to ever exist.
34 hours later 12769039 Anonymous
>>12765360
...I love you. ;_; Contact info? You basically just described me.
34 hours later 12769058 Anonymous
>>12769033
Give me intelligent conversation, We can be alot XDDDD
34 hours later 12769075 Anonymous
>>12765396
word, we meet again neighbourino.
34 hours later 12769092 Anonymous
>>12765360
How do I get a hold of you?
34 hours later 12769137 Anonymous (whytemplate.png 1300x725 238kB)
34 hours later 12769140 Anonymous
>>12769058
What would you like to intelligently discuss? And what does 'a lot' imply?
34 hours later 12769145 Anonymous
>>12769140
Take that upon yourself to decide.
34 hours later 12769180 Anonymous
>>12769145
Then let's go with quantum mechanics.
34 hours later 12769226 Anonymous
>>12769180
Fine with me
34 hours later 12769267 Anonymous (mussix.jpg 1268x854 316kB)
me:
24/m/ca
5'7" mexican
Likes to make people laugh, Jim Carrey was an idol growing up
drinks occasionally, once a month at most
Doesn't smoke or do drugs
likes vidya, currently addicted to LoL
Netflix is my friend, just finished watching Arrested Development, loved it
listens to mostly indie, alternative and emo(baawwww)
currently going to school for IT stuffs
Artistic, used to want to be some sort of video game dev, but since it's not "practical" chose another path
I consider myself /fa/
Cuddler
Gentlemanly, will open doors, etc etc.
Can be very energetic and uppity, but can also be cool and calm
Generally disorganized, I am a believer in the organized pile system
I like camping and nature, though don't get to do it much
Apathetic agnostic
her:
preferably from Ca as well
Age is just a number(for the most part)
Will cook and make dinner with me as sort of a bonding/loving thing
Isn't a major stoner, though I don't mind if you do here and there
Will get drunk with me and my cousins when we do
Is open to new music I show her
Will stay inside and cuddle with me all day, especially when it rains
Isn't a "party girl"
Likes communication/texting throughout the day
Is weird and okay with me being weird, because "normal" people are no fun
Can be awkward with me
Plays video games
Is a fan of Team Solo Mid
Is into nerdy stuff
Possibly likes the artists/albums in my pic?
34 hours later 12769271 Anonymous (idealcrap.png 900x676 195kB)
Not looking for bf type just guy friend type.
34 hours later 12769273 Anonymous
>>12769257
You mean like someone to talk to, hang out with, play games, watch movies, cuddle, etc. with but none of the whole sexual attachment? You're what I'm looking for if so.
34 hours later 12769281 Anonymous
>>12769226
What do you know about quantum mechanics? And what do you mean by 'We can be a lot'? Are you trying to subliminally ask me to marry you?
34 hours later 12769284 Anonymous
>>12769271
>>12769273 is intended for you.
34 hours later 12769286 Anonymous
>>12769281
I studied it in college.
and no ._. I just was... saying we can be a lot =3
34 hours later 12769301 Anonymous
>>12769271
>enjoys everything under "must enjoy"
>Republican all the way
Funny enough, I've seen "don't contact me if you're (political party)" a couple times over the net. It's always been democrats against republicans. Not sure how the dems became such a hateful party.
34 hours later 12769314 Anonymous
>>12769301
It's because Republicans are more than often religious and therefore retarded.
34 hours later 12769328 Anonymous
>>12769286
Can a lot potentially include marriage? What do you think of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics?
34 hours later 12769354 Anonymous
>>12769328
._. Are you implying you enjoy me?
Also, I do not like to disclose my opinions on things over /soc/ You know what they say about opinions.
35 hours later 12769379 Anonymous
>>12769354
You said you want an intelligent conversation and that quantum mechanics is fine. If you are implying you want to discuss this somewhere other than /soc/ and are trying to con me into giving out my contact info, I would be happy to, if you will talk to me about quantum mechanics and share your views on the many worlds interpretation. However, if this is not what you are implying, you are going back on what you previously agreed to which makes you a very bad person. Yes, I enjoy you. If you'll talk to me about quantum mechanics, that is.
35 hours later 12769395 Anonymous
>>12769379
Well before I look like a tard, I studied it, not long, I don't know much but I can dance around the outside of the subject. I also am lacking a great amount of sleep so I can barely tell the difference between a pear and a bear. Though! Con you, I am not! I'm not used to anyone even enjoying my company, I like this feeling. It makes me warm :3
35 hours later 12769424 Anonymous (1344483965438.jpg 500x376 205kB)
>>12768969
>Can't even spell League of Legends right
>Covered in tattoos and piercings
>Thinks she's intelligent
35 hours later 12769435 Anonymous
>>12769395
Now tell me your thoughts on the many worlds interpretation.
35 hours later 12769479 Anonymous
>>12769424
I'm not covered in them :| I have them on my arms but sparse, not a sleeve.
Though are you implying people who have tattoos and piercings aren't intelligent?
I also spell a lot of things wrong, My ability to give a fuck went out the window a while ago.
35 hours later 12769495 Anonymous
>>12769435
Why must you know my thoughts!
35 hours later 12769535 Anonymous (HB + HG 3.jpg 945x670 157kB)
35 hours later 12769536 Anonymous
>>12769479
He's just trolling, I know a guy like you, smartest person I know but couldn't spell squirrel if his life depended on it. Spelling and grammar are arbitrary. For me though I go out of my way to make sure everything is proper but that's just me. (:
35 hours later 12769538 Anonymous
>>12769495
You're the one who wanted an intelligent conversation. Once you are finally offered what you want, why do you so adamantly decline?
35 hours later 12769565 Anonymous
>>12765505
Bumping mine one more time.
I've met some awesome people and have played some fun league games. :)
35 hours later 12769604 Anonymous
>>12769565
I need someone to teach me how to not suck at League. I would like get to know you and learn.
35 hours later 12769607 Anonymous
>>12769565
You sound alright, having the tv on all the time would drive me insane though.
35 hours later 12769729 Anonymous (Untitled-1.jpg 1500x700 252kB)
Britfags please?
35 hours later 12769774 Anonymous
>>12769604
You should drop me a skype or aim then. :)
>>12769607
I only do it when Im alone.
That sounded really pathetic. ._.
35 hours later 12769785 Anonymous
>>12758877
>music nerd
>doesn't fucking WORSHIP VU
pick one. pleb
36 hours later 12769831 Anonymous
>>12765505
My AIM is chananon300
I'm down for some LoL. Haven't played since GW2.
36 hours later 12769871 Anonymous
>>12769774
revsader
36 hours later 12769874 Anonymous
>>12769774
I usually have music going in the house at all times, even when I'm not hear. A lot less annoying than television and certainly more energy efficient (my tv gets hot as hell).
36 hours later 12769880 Anonymous
>>12769774
>>12769871
oops...that was AIM btw
36 hours later 12769889 Anonymous
>>12769874
*here
hear... maybe that was a pun.
36 hours later 12769961 Anonymous
>>12769889
>>12769874
You should give me your aim or skype then so we can talk.
36 hours later 12770126 Anonymous
>>12769565
cliffooord is my skype/aim
vidyaa gaems. my friends keep telling me to play LoL
37 hours later 12770155 Anonymous
>>12769604
Contact me then. If you want to learn how to play, I can get it done. I'm not a chick, but I love teaching people and I have a lot of experience with it.
dwarfmonkie1@gmail.com
37 hours later 12770197 Anonymous
>>12769961
Are you retarded? My AIM is chananon300
37 hours later 12770425 Anonymous (ideal mate thing.png 1236x685 163kB)
39 hours later 12770881 Anonymous (hipster_1.png 300x680 71kB)
I like drinking, fucking and films.
39 hours later 12770991 Anonymous (hipster_1.png 300x680 91kB)
amidoinitright
40 hours later 12771026 Anonymous
>>12765360
Hey how can i contact you?
I live in Edinburgh
contact info: icesnake2
5.367 0.398