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2013-12-06 02:18 9783142 Anonymous (1386304796198.jpg 1131x649 131kB)
>tfw you find out the guy you like is a virgin Why virginity makes everything better?

1 min later 9783153 Anonymous
I don't know. Currently dating a cute virgin guy right now. Every little bit of awkwardness or overeagerness from him I just find so endearing because of it. I just can't wait to get closer to him until I take his virginity.

3 min later 9783161 Anonymous
It makes everything more special.

3 min later 9783162 Anonymous
Is this a Julia thread? Bloxhhh

4 min later 9783168 Anonymous
Gay thread? Yeah definitely a gay thread.

4 min later 9783171 Anonymous
>tfw you lie about it. Nyehehe, little do they know I've had sex with half a dozen girls. Nyehehehehe!!

4 min later 9783173 Anonymous
Value in scarcity?

6 min later 9783174 Anonymous
Yeah right As a non-virgin guy I know that we are way better than virgins.

6 min later 9783178 Anonymous
>>9783153 >Every little bit of awkwardness or overeagerness from him I just find so endearing This Guy I like has never even hugged a girl before and I like how he initiates one. He also stutters and is really beta. I want to either dominate him or have him dominate me.

7 min later 9783181 Anonymous
>>9783171 Same, just lie with that kind of girl that really cares about that shit, you know, that weird one that never had a bf before. Make a bet with your friends, pretend to be retarded, fuck her and get money, ez pz, done it twice already lel.

8 min later 9783191 Anonymous
>>9783171 >tfw after breakup ex said this to me Men are such liars. Good thing I found a real one this time.

9 min later 9783197 Anonymous
>>9783191 A real virgin or non virgin?

10 min later 9783199 Anonymous
>>9783178 What the fuck. Where the fuck do I meet these kinds of women?

11 min later 9783209 Anonymous
>>9783197 A real virgin.

15 min later 9783230 Anonymous (Leland.gif 228x272 1969kB)
>>9783191 >Good thing I found a real one

25 min later 9783274 Anonymous (137512150843[1].jpg 437x400 78kB)
>>9783142 >Women like male virgins above the ge of 15

25 min later 9783277 Anonymous
where do i find you people

26 min later 9783281 Anonymous (1367795243830.jpg 625x625 69kB)
>>9783178 He is most likely into dominating and torturing you.

27 min later 9783286 Anonymous
>>9783153 This is a troll right. Why the fuck do you want to deal with awkwardness and shit? Don't you just want a dick in your vagina, no hassle or drama? I don't understand your logic. It's endearing to a man because men are capable of love, but you seem to find it endearing for absolutely no purpose whatsoever. So you like wasting time?

27 min later 9783291 Anonymous
>>9783277 Outside. Where else?

29 min later 9783298 Anonymous (1366118808314.png 259x240 99kB)
>>9783291 where outside. first person to say a book shop gets slapped

30 min later 9783301 Anonymous
>>9783298 Places where nerds gather would be your best bet. Places with normalfags are your worst choice.

32 min later 9783311 Anonymous (130900877454.jpg 1200x1600 632kB)
>>9783301 If they gather, they are normalfags.

33 min later 9783314 Anonymous
>>9783171 >>9783181 >that weird one that never had a bf before Oh god this is me. >tfw bf is a disconcertingly good liar, too I can't handle this paranoia.

33 min later 9783315 Anonymous
>>9783199 In 4chan trolls' imaginations.

35 min later 9783330 Anonymous
>>9783315 This. Reality shows that women are very agaisnt virgins.

36 min later 9783332 Anonymous
>>9783311 >using blood to censor the vulva Goddamnit Japan, your obscenity laws are obscene!

36 min later 9783336 Anonymous
Fucking faggots. Virginity only counts for females.. Being pounded in your butt is just being pounded in the butt.

39 min later 9783352 Anonymous (1334227504206.jpg 800x645 286kB)
>>9783332 Better than pixels.

40 min later 9783360 Anonymous (124901968400.jpg 639x1134 189kB)
Who are you guys going to believe? A random /r9k/ post about a woman liking virgins or real life women saying they don't?

42 min later 9783378 Anonymous
Non-virgin guy > virgin guy Non-virgin girl < virgin girl

42 min later 9783380 Anonymous (you_don_t_understand.png 846x945 216kB)
>>9783286 Not that anon, but... >pic related It's not just pure awkwardness that gets me off, it's stuff like: -that first time he finally admits he's a virgin, all red faced and sheepish -realizing out of all the women to choose, he wants you first -his lack of experience with women leaving him so hair-triggered that he might just lose control and cum in his pants if you sit in his lap and look at him seductively These things make me wet. Very very wet. (assuming it's not some massively overweight malodorous neckbeard or something, but I don't consider my standards high at all)

43 min later 9783383 Anonymous
>>9783360 Which ever one gives me the most happiness. Even is its a fake one.

44 min later 9783389 Anonymous
>>9783380 I still don't believe you. I mean, if he's a virgin, there is something undesirable about him. Why do you desire him then? I can understand the 'he gets horny really quickly' part but the desire for his undesirability and awkwardness doesn't make sense. Why do you want it?

46 min later 9783401 Anonymous
>>9783380 >realizing out of all the women to choose, he wants you first >out of all the women to choose >women >to choose BUAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA Normalfag clueless scum.

48 min later 9783416 Anonymous
>>9783380 >his lack of experience with women leaving him so hair-triggered that he might just lose control and cum in his pants if you sit in his lap and look at him seductively Not if he is used to watching vasts amounts of pornography and basically dissociating real life females from sex altogether. I heard this is common.

51 min later 9783428 Anonymous
>>9783416 Ye, to some extend. I've watched so much porn that I would know what to do fairly well and I'm so used to pleasing myself I'm not too sure anyone could even get me off.

58 min later 9783481 Anonymous (0f6284adbd8259b80af98808552ca31f.jpg 501x600 60kB)
>>9783380 >-that first time he finally admits he's a virgin, all red faced and sheepish >-realizing out of all the women to choose, he wants you first >-his lack of experience with women leaving him so hair-triggered that he might just lose control and cum in his pants if you sit in his lap and look at him seductively You watch too many shit movies. Goddamn, are you retarded.

1 hours later 9783511 Anonymous
>>9783380 I don't think such a guy has much choice. The reason he is virgin is because noone would choose him.

1 hours later 9783522 Anonymous (ngbbs5004a0fb3ffa3.jpg 500x596 41kB)
>tell girl I'm a virgin >she stops responding to my texts Yeah nah, every woman in this thread is fucking trolling.

1 hours later 9783524 Anonymous
>>9783380 >-his lack of experience with women leaving him so hair-triggered that he might just lose control and cum in his pants if you sit in his lap and look at him seductively I'm afraid this might happen to me. Once a girl pressed her boobs on my hand and I got so hard my dick started to hurt.

1 hours later 9783527 Anonymous
>>9783481 Go kill yourself, and take your shit hentai to >>>/b/

1 hours later 9783535 Anonymous
IT's all lies robots, there's no girls on r9k, and no girls in real life like awkward virgins, they want to reap withouth sowing. It's all neckbeards posting retarded shit like that.

1 hours later 9783541 Anonymous
>>9783527 >hentai >shit Normals have taken over 4chan

1 hours later 9783551 Anonymous
>>9783527 Shut up, you delusional cumdumpster.

1 hours later 9783559 Anonymous
>>9783541 >>9783551 You're both wrong, and morons.

1 hours later 9783566 Anonymous (1352407230185.jpg 476x480 48kB)
>>9783527 >>9783559 Get a load of ths normalfag.

1 hours later 9783569 Anonymous
>>9783535 Once I saw a femanon posted a vocaroo talking about male virgins. She was dating this guy and after she found he was a virgin she started to resent him for not being good enough for her and dumped him for being a virgin.

1 hours later 9783575 Anonymous (heh.png 99x99 8kB)
>>9783527 He is right. The post he is referring to reeks off cluelessness. An adult virgin male having a choice o females? BUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAH *gasp* HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAH

1 hours later 9783581 Anonymous
>>9783286 Feminism is on the rise and even beta robots like to be in control. What's hard to understand?

1 hours later 9783589 Anonymous
What is better a adult male virgin o or a adult male non-virgin who only used prostitutes. Considering becoming the second to break the awkwardness around females.

1 hours later 9783601 Anonymous
>>9783589 Speaking as a female I consider both things a deal breaker, but fucking prostitutes makes me extra disgusted.

1 hours later 9783620 Anonymous
>>9783601 But women are a subclass of prostitutes.

1 hours later 9783623 Anonymous
>>9783162 My fella. Fellablox

1 hours later 9783634 Anonymous
>>9783623 And then you virgins wonder why we hate you

1 hours later 9783652 Anonymous
>>9783601 But you don't need to know your guy fucked a prostitute. >both are a dealbreaker Even if this guy was a funny and smart and caring and handsome guy that has been too busy/waiting for that special someone? Fuck off you skag.

1 hours later 9783668 Anonymous
>>9783652 Men aren't supposed to wait for that someone special, they are supposed to get ready for that someone special. I want to be his last, not his first.

1 hours later 9783675 Anonymous
>>9783668 Fuck off with your entitlement.

1 hours later 9783680 Anonymous
>>9783634 >implying I'm a Virginia >implying I'm not waist deep in that Connecticunt

1 hours later 9783702 Anonymous
>>9783680 >implying you're not 14 years old kill yourself

1 hours later 9783711 Anonymous
>>9783601 I prefer a female would be extra disgusted by me approaching then a situation that I'm trembling in my boots at the thought of being physical with a female. As far as I know, most females find this also extra disgusting. The first is, frankly, superior.

1 hours later 9783716 Anonymous
>>9783702 >getting this mad over state puns >2013 Relax friendo this is why no one wants to have sex with you >Tfw they want the D....C.

1 hours later 9783796 Anonymous
>>9783575 Not him, but that (alleged) femanon - or anyone else for that matter never implied a choice of females. Where'd you get that impression? From my experience, there are women out there who at least don't mind you're a virgin - at least until you're 30, after that it starts getting weird. That seemed to be general consense when the topic came to.

1 hours later 9783872 Anonymous
>>9783796 >Where'd you get that impression? >>9783380 >realizing out of all the women to choose, he wants you first Can't be more explicit. It's not even an implication.

2 hours later 9783882 Anonymous
>>9783872 I really should start reading more closely. Stupid Internet reading habits. I take back my entire first paragraph, the second one stands though.

2 hours later 9783909 Anonymous
>>9783796 Those females are rare and, most likely, rather shy and insecure. A couple of shy people aren't very likely to talk to each other. Waiting for an opportunity for such a female is wasting time, even if they do exist. It's keeping yourself in the cocoon of your own vision of the world, a one that entails unhappiness and lack of control of ones life.

2 hours later 9783941 Anonymous
>>9783909 Then I'm either someone who beat the odds or there are more girls like this than you'd imagine. Depending on your social settings of course. All the girls I talked to about the topic where in fact very outgoing and extrovert people. Also, the girl I lost my virginity to didn't mind either, in fact she made it her "project" to be more open on the topic during the brief fling we had.

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