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2013-11-30 02:53 9698838 Anonymous (1372283028233.jpg 600x528 97kB)
Over and over again in my head I keep reviewing the requirements needed to simply be considered by a female (attractiveness, money, friends, approval from their friends, social status, thick hair, etc..) The more I think about the more I realize how superficial females are. Love is not blind in their eyes. Such a realization has made me reconsider if I even want a gf anymore. Anyone else know this feel?

5 min later 9698891 Anonymous
But isn't that just evolution? Won't society be better off in the long run if the males that do all that are the ones that procreate?

9 min later 9698925 Anonymous
>>9698838 >thick hair >tfw hair is so thick it just forms a globe around your head

10 min later 9698936 Anonymous
>attractiveness our offspring will have a better chance at survival because he is manly and strong and healthy >money our offspring will have a better chance at survival because he has resources to support us >friends our offspring will have a better chance at survival because he is leader of the pack >approval from their friends our offspring will have a better chance at survival because other recognize that he is a strong candidate >social status our offspring will have a better chance at survival because he has resources to support us and likely comes from good genetics

11 min later 9698944 Anonymous
>>9698891 >Society is better off in the long run if Chad Thundercocks mate more than the Stephen Hawkings. No.

12 min later 9698956 Anonymous
>How dare people have standards! This is what you sounds like OP. And love has never been blind.

12 min later 9698959 Anonymous (DesmondHatchett21children-650x506.jpg 650x506 39kB)
>>9698936 Damn right muh nigga! http://rollingout.com/culture/man-w ith-30-kids-by-11-women/

13 min later 9698968 Anonymous
>>9698944 So society would be better if everyone were awkward shut ins? I know it hits close to home for robots, but listen to how stupid you guys sound.

13 min later 9698969 Anonymous
>>9698838 I have been out getting girls for the night a lot lately and I can confirm that they are superficial as shit and that I dont really want a girlfriend anymore

15 min later 9698985 Anonymous
>>9698838 >the more I keep obsessing over things in my own head and making things up about people while interacting with no other humans the more I begin to truly understand people -OP

15 min later 9698986 Anonymous
>knows what women want >has never has a gf you guys are fucking delusional

16 min later 9698999 Anonymous
>>9698936 And yet you don't even mention intelligence. Of course you are the anon who posted "Our offspring will have a better chance at survival" like you are some kind of animal looking only at survival instead of betterment of species so.....

17 min later 9699008 Anonymous
>>9698838 Ill tell you a little secret about women. They have absolutely no idea what they want in a man. Attractive men get away with it because, in the girls eyes, the worst thing to happen would be getting with a hot guy. Same as most men would put up with a vile bitch for a while if she had a killer body and pretty face. So what can we learn from this? Well, basicly, the whole game when meeing a girl is SHOWING her your a "hot" guy, thats why confidence is thrown around so much when people talk about this stuff, and why you see weedy faggots with ear gauges and tatts with cute as fuck girls... They have no idea, you need to show them. Being attractive is just easy mode because they show this straight away on sight.

18 min later 9699017 Anonymous
>>9698838 I graduated uni last May with STEM degree. I do honestly believe now that I actually interact with female coworkers and customers that they stop developing intellectually at the age of 13. I have to solve all their problems and then I'm the one considered beta just cause i am vertically challenged. Fuck them all.

19 min later 9699024 Anonymous
>>9698986 >>9698985 >Repeat word by word the list of requirements or basic standards which females have time and time again described in numerous relationship/advice/dating websites across the internet, /r9k/ possibly counted among them >HURR DURR YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT YOU'RE JUST MAKING THINGS UP No.

19 min later 9699025 Anonymous
>>9698999 I posted based on what OP posted >intelligence our offspring will have a better chance at survival because he is smart enough to protect us/will pass on those good genes

20 min later 9699036 Anonymous
most men lose their virginity and even have kids, i guarantee they dont meet OPs autism checklist.

21 min later 9699038 Anonymous (1383621574954.jpg 548x556 61kB)
>>9698968 No one mentioned shut-in's you fucking idiot. Society is not better off in the long run if people select mates based on desirable physical phenotypes and not traits such as intelligence and compassion - traits which out species needs to survive in the coming centuries.

21 min later 9699039 Anonymous
>>9698999 Humans ARE just animals looking only at survival though. It's just instinct. You think differently, which makes you weird, and makes you pursue interests and develop a personality that frankly isn't attractive.

21 min later 9699043 Anonymous
I probably shouldn't have used the word "better" in the context of evolution.

22 min later 9699048 Anonymous
>>9699038 Physical attractiveness is needed in relationships. Sorry dude. There's no way people are going to date, let alone marry, someone they have no interest in fucking.

22 min later 9699050 Anonymous
>>9698925 FUCKING THIS This is why I just wear a hat now.

23 min later 9699053 Anonymous
>>9699039 >Humans ARE animals Full retard, we are animals who developed reason which was SUPPOSED to let us see beyond basic instinct but apparently "NAH MUH ATTRACTIVNESS" overrules that.

23 min later 9699058 Anonymous
>>9699039 We're animals with higher intelligence which SHOULD be able to see past our basic primal urges. Stop fucking posting.

23 min later 9699062 Anonymous
>>9699024 thats cute, how much real world experience do you have though? im guessing none at all. most men dont meet that checklist yet most men have had sex and even have kids. explain that pls. >betas thinking they "know" what women want based off blogs and surveys

24 min later 9699071 Anonymous
>>9699053 * >Humans ARE just animals looking only at survival though.

25 min later 9699077 Anonymous
>>9698838 >>9698936 >>9698986 >implying anyone knows what women want

25 min later 9699079 Anonymous
>>9698925 How underage are you?

25 min later 9699082 Anonymous
>>9699024 >Repeat word by word the list of requirements or basic standards which females have time and time again described in numerous relationship/advice/dating websites across the internet >numerous relationship/advice/dating websites across the internet >the internet Pffft hahahaha

25 min later 9699084 Anonymous
>>9699062 >Posts on /r9k >Accuses others of "HUUURRR YOU'RE JUST BETA BECAUSE YOU POST ON /R(K! Damn you dumb.

25 min later 9699085 Anonymous
>>9699062 So the females on /r9k/ are either lying, not actually females, or simply have 100x higher standards than the average girl? This also applies to every woman who has ever posted something on the internet ever.

26 min later 9699089 Anonymous
>>9699058 Primal urges drive everything we do. Higher reasoning is cool and all, but if it keeps us from reproducing it kind of defeats the point.

26 min later 9699093 Anonymous
>>9699053 >we are animals who developed reason which was SUPPOSED to let us see beyond basic instinct but apparently "NAH MUH ATTRACTIVNESS" overrules that. pretty much.

26 min later 9699099 Anonymous
>>9699082 >>9699062 Troll detected. Yes, you're that obvious. How old are you, 16? fuck off back to /b/

26 min later 9699100 Anonymous
>all these angry women ITT who keep trying to justify/deny their inherent whoreness

27 min later 9699106 Anonymous
>>9699085 You know how robot guys are the lowest of the low when it comes to guys? It's the same way with the chick robots. Both of their views and opinions are so warped that they don't really matter.

27 min later 9699108 eeyaw
>>9699085 The females have ridiculous and asinine standards. No different from real world women.

27 min later 9699111 Anonymous (1382577152277.jpg 396x385 25kB)
What's with all the fucking normals on tonight? It's Friday on Thanksgiving break - go do something with your friends or gf for fuck sake

28 min later 9699114 Anonymous
>>9699077 I hate it when people say this. It isnt hard to figure out what women want, at all. I dont understand why people keep saying that it is. They want a guy who is attractive.

28 min later 9699124 Anonymous (1e0[1].jpg 594x526 39kB)
Every single poster in this thread is retarded. Yes that includes me.

29 min later 9699128 Anonymous
>>9699106 So chick robots are the lowest of the low, yet at the same time have incredibly high/detailed expectations from their partners? I guess that confirms femanons are entitled hamplanets who are lonely because they can't find a Chad.

29 min later 9699133 Anonymous (20-aaron-sorkin.jpg 1024x683 110kB)
men with good looks, good social status, and lots of money are likely leagues more intelligent than any robot they have access to opportunity and opportunity comes easy to them. they have the drive and the initiative to go out and get it stop believing in hollywood nerd power fantasies

30 min later 9699136 Anonymous
>>9699128 >I guess that confirms femanons are entitled hamplanets who are lonely because they can't find a Chad. This has been confirmed for a long time

31 min later 9699147 Anonymous
>>9699062 Most 16-30 year old men who have a partner, kids, or have an active sex life do meet the requirements on that list. Picking out one of two anomalies doesn't change the big picture.

31 min later 9699149 Anonymous
>>9699133 >some attractive normalfag benefiting from nepotism is automatically smart

31 min later 9699154 Anonymous
Every time a woman gives you the "lol muh offspring muh instincts" evopsych excuse, it's basically a free pass to rape her and kill her boyfriend, or vice versa.

32 min later 9699165 Anonymous
>>9699133 >Wanting a woman who "challenges" me What the fuck does that mean? I just want to date a cool girl and do fun thing with. This is exactly like that Marilyn Monroe quote that fat girls always throw around

32 min later 9699166 Anonymous
>>9699128 Exactly. Except dude robots have expectations that are just as high. Both parties are too retarded and stuck up to lower their standards is what I'm trying to say here.

33 min later 9699167 Anonymous
>>9699133 >Implying the words of a Hollywood kike carry any weight whatsoever Into the oven you go

33 min later 9699171 Anonymous
>>9699149 >some ugly, austistic, dejected, antisocial shut-in is automatically smart

34 min later 9699184 Anonymous
>>9699111 IKR? Usually at night time the scum leave r9k

35 min later 9699204 Anonymous
>>9699171 Why do you post here?

35 min later 9699207 Anonymous
>>9699133 >men with good looks, good social status, and lots of money are likely leagues more intelligent than any robot You've clearly never stepped foot on a large research university. Stop making the false assumption that all attractive successful people you see on the TV must be intelligent.

36 min later 9699208 Anonymous
>>9699166 >Except dude robots have expectations that are just as high. No they don't, you presumptuous cunt. The only standards I have are: -Don't be a bitch -Don't be deformed or obese -Have a few hobbies that we can share and and similar moral values ~fin

36 min later 9699218 Anonymous
>>9699166 >robots have expectations that are just as high I wish people would stop saying this when my dream girl is a chubby nerd with hairy armpits.

37 min later 9699230 Anonymous (kaz.jpg 317x345 33kB)
>>9699154 hmm good point but I'm a purely rational being who refuses to succumb to his animal instincts

40 min later 9699256 Anonymous
>>9699099 explain how someone with virtually no experience with women can know what they want in a partner. I dont meet the criteria set by the OP but i've had a few gfs, i know you're just going to insult me , the girls who dated me, or call me a troll though

40 min later 9699257 Anonymous
>>9699208 >-Don't be a bitch Look at how bitter and caustic you are. Why do you think you deserve a girl who's sweet? >-Don't be deformed or obese You're a robot. It's fair to assume you're a neckbeard or at least a little chubby. >-Have a few hobbies that we can share and and similar moral values Again assuming you have the stereotypical robot interests of anime and jerking off, no girl is really going to be interested in those. >moral values Robots have the most pointlessly strict "values" ever. And frankly none of you are in the position to be picky about values.

42 min later 9699266 Anonymous
>>9699257 [RATIONALIZING BULLSHIT INTENSIFIES]

42 min later 9699276 Anonymous (1382547436984.png 400x400 27kB)
>>9699166 Yet another normalfag myth. Wanting a GF takes care of her body and doesn't sleep around is not having "high expectations"

43 min later 9699280 Anonymous
>>9699266 It's common sense dude. Your standards would be fine for a normal guy. But for a robot they're ridiculously high.

44 min later 9699287 Anonymous
>>9699276 You missed the point entirely. If you weren't ugly or socially awkward you'd have had multiple relationships by now too. Your "values" just sound like a defense mechanism because you don't want to acknowledge how much you've missed out on.

45 min later 9699298 Anonymous
>>9699280 "robot" is such a general term anymore. Not even that guy, but >agreeable attitude >no major physical abnormalities >same interests >same belief system Those are the literally the bare minimum for anyone, no matter how ugly you think they may be

45 min later 9699300 Anonymous
>>9699257 Keep trolling sonn

48 min later 9699321 Anonymous
>>9699300 How is that trolling? Robots are some of the most bitter little shits out there. What makes you think they deserve a normal girl?

49 min later 9699335 Anonymous
>>9699321 What makes you think anyone deserves anyone?

49 min later 9699337 Anonymous
can anyone please explain how they know women while having no experience with them? You guys cant really believe you know what the opposite gender wants based off stuff you read on the internet can you?

51 min later 9699360 Anonymous
>>9699321 I think you must be even more bitter than you claim we are, otherwise you wouldn't come here just to accuse people you've never met of imaginary personality traits, physical flaws and on top of that, you also think you know which hobbies they have. Take your b8 somewhere else faggot

51 min later 9699365 Anonymous
>>9699335 I don't. I'm just saying robots are just as entitled as feminists are. Moreso actually, because some college aged feminists are at least kinda hot.

51 min later 9699367 Anonymous
>>9699337 I see it every time I go to class or walk outside.

52 min later 9699378 Anonymous
>>9699367 >I've seen people work on my car at the shop >Now I'm a mechanic

53 min later 9699380 Anonymous
>>9699337 I asked my mom. What do you have to say to that, nigger?

53 min later 9699387 Anonymous
>>9699287 There was a point to your idiotic post?

54 min later 9699396 Anonymous
>>9699387 You're a hypocrite.

55 min later 9699401 Anonymous
>>9699367 but you've never asked a women what she wants or been in a relationship. most people have been in a relationship, do you think they all meet OPs list? i dont meet a lot of that list and i've been in several long relationships. I know people that dont meet that list but are in relationships.

55 min later 9699403 Anonymous
>>9699378 If I always see girls with the Chad stereotype, or always hear my friends bitch about how their girl cheated on them or some girl rejected them and fucked a hotter guy what the fuck do you expect me to think?

55 min later 9699405 Anonymous
>hey robot what Do you do for >what's that you don't have any friends? >what do you do for a living? >you work at Wal-Mart? >well at least you're not balding >oh wait you are

55 min later 9699406 Anonymous
>>9699280 >You're not as good as me so you shouldn't have anything but low standards! Man you full of yourself.

58 min later 9699443 Anonymous
>>9699403 >If I always see girls with the Chad stereotype Because the Chads are attractive. No shit girls are going to be with them. >or always hear my friends bitch about how their girl cheated on them It happens, and it goes both ways. I'm not rationalizing it either, it's just part of dating. >some girl rejected them and fucked a hotter guy You wouldn't reject an uglier girl for a hotter one?

59 min later 9699447 Anonymous
>>9699280 Nice job validating the OP.

59 min later 9699454 Anonymous
>>9699401 >but you've never asked a women what she wants or been in a relationship. We don't need to ask, we're being told by every woman we talk with.

1 hours later 9699467 Anonymous
>>9699443 >You wouldn't reject an uglier girl for a hotter one? No? Why would I? To buy into the whole appearance bullshit you really have to be a completely mindless retard.

1 hours later 9699471 Anonymous
>>9699443 >Because the Chads are attractive. No shit girls are going to be with them. Well I see that ALL girls are with them >some girl rejected them and fucked a hotter guy It depends on who's personality I liked more

1 hours later 9699472 Anonymous
>>9699337 >can anyone please explain how they know women while having no experience with them? I have little direct experience with women, but you don't need direct experience to know what they're like, they're so unselfconscious about their depravity they broadcast it all over the place in public. Also, I used to keylog hundreds of people and I saw time and time again that even the supposedly nerdy, 'good' girls were absolute whores lying to the men they supposedly 'loved' about their past sexual history and would often cheat DURING the relationship.

1 hours later 9699480 Anonymous
Okay, guy. Since you're so fucking knowledgeable, why don't you enlighten us poor, ugly, bitter robots? Tell us what women want.

1 hours later 9699488 Anonymous
>>9699467 If you'd fuck an uglier chick over a hotter one I think that makes you the retard. >>9699471 >Well I see that ALL girls are with them That's not true and you know it. There are robots who have had relationships. I've had relationships. I'm nothing like a Chad. Maybe to robots I am, but to the rest of the world I'm nothing close.

1 hours later 9699500 Anonymous
>>9699454 i cant change your mind, your dead set on being miserable. I dont meet OPs standards and i've been in relationships, i know many people that dont meet OPs standards but are in relationships. you dont care though, you just want stuff to reinforce your belief that you cant be in a relationship. its sad because if you changed your attitude you could probably find someone. you have my pity.

1 hours later 9699506 Anonymous
>>9699480 they want my big dick

1 hours later 9699510 Anonymous
>>9699488 >If you'd fuck an uglier chick over a hotter one I think that makes you the retard. Uglier/hotter according to what standards exactly?

1 hours later 9699518 Anonymous
>>9699488 >If you'd fuck an uglier chick over a hotter one I think that makes you the retard. >Implying I don't have an ugly chick fetish >Implying ugly chicks aren't wilder in bed >Implying I wouldn't rather fuck a chick who probably hasn't been with much better men than me and can't compare my dick size/experience with them

1 hours later 9699519 Anonymous
>>9699488 You may not be a Chad but you're sure as hell still a normalfag >arguing with >muh dick

1 hours later 9699529 Anonymous
>>9699337 I've dated 4 women. Most of what /r9k/ says I find to be true. Most of their observations tend to come from those OKC threads and general relationshit posted on 4chan.

1 hours later 9699537 Anonymous
>>9699519 So wanting a hotter girl over an ugly one makes me a normalfag?

1 hours later 9699543 Anonymous
>>9699529 Other guy confirmed for grill in disguise spreading bullshit

1 hours later 9699545 Anonymous (2611e6w[1].jpg 681x373 47kB)
>>9699480 Chad. >the oalnddf

1 hours later 9699550 Anonymous
>>9699500 >I dont meet OPs standards and i've been in relationships Give me a complete description of yourself. Physical appearance, personality, behavior, wealth, social status, sexual experience, field of study, etc...

1 hours later 9699561 Anonymous
>>9699133 How is he speaking in parenthesis.

1 hours later 9699565 Anonymous (2libzw8[1].jpg 958x329 53kB)
>>9699545 >dat confidence.bloxr

1 hours later 9699574 Anonymous
I like how, when posed the question "Would you fuck a hotter girl over an ugly girl?", the robots consider who they like more as a person first while the normalfag just goes "THE HOTTER ONE THO!"

1 hours later 9699580 Anonymous
>>9699545 >that pic what the hell man

1 hours later 9699591 Anonymous
>>9699545 >>9699580 Daily reminder that this is what women do in their free time

1 hours later 9699592 Anonymous (QSahyxn[1].png 784x506 317kB)
>>9699565 why aren't you fit /r9k/? >oftnic cedar

1 hours later 9699626 Anonymous (image[11].jpg 705x539 27kB)
>>9699592 >all dat effort you put into reading a girls profile before you message her >not just being attractive

1 hours later 9699643 Anonymous
>>9699592 That guy is swimming in tren. Hey robots, as long as you pump yourself full of synthetic hormones year round, you too can get laid!

1 hours later 9699673 Anonymous
>>9699643 Also, that guy's physique is easily good enough to place highly in amateur national bodybuilding contests (as long as his legs match his upper body development)

1 hours later 9699684 Anonymous (1385676243571.jpg 600x4113 451kB)
>>9699545 Goodluck brobots. blox4tehrobut1

1 hours later 9699705 Anonymous (1345574759818[1].png 600x857 127kB)
>>9699643 >tfw to poor to get that fit

1 hours later 9699739 Anonymous
>>9699705 >get a 1 gallon milk jug >fill it with dirt >start lifting do you even ghetto lift?

1 hours later 9699746 Anonymous
>>9699739 He was referring to the cost of the hormones I think

1 hours later 9699756 Anonymous
>>9699739 that would only be like 10 lbs anyway

1 hours later 9699762 Anonymous
>>9699574 Why should I fuck an uglier girl over a hotter one? Give me one good answer that isn't personality, because if it's just fucking personality doesn't matter. >b-but muh stds Almost every girl get's tested pretty regularly now, especially the hot ones since they're most sexually active. Word of mouth will get around if someone caught something within days.

1 hours later 9699768 Anonymous
>>9699762 >because if it's just fucking personality doesn't matter. Why would you "just fuck"? Are you a subhuman degenerate?

1 hours later 9699770 Anonymous
>>9699684 To be honest, if a female model (or my waifu) offered to blow me for hours, I'd totally accept.

1 hours later 9699774 Anonymous
>>9699762 Yawn. Have fun with your neurotic rat race

1 hours later 9699782 Anonymous
>>9699774 >inb4 blahblah virgin retort

1 hours later 9699819 Anonymous (imagesCAS8HO3H.jpg 239x177 8kB)
>>9699739 >Dirt milk Is this legit?

1 hours later 9699828 Anonymous
>>9699768 Go away /pol/. You'd have fuckbuddies too if you could, but instead all you have is sour grapes. >>9699774 Dat robot superiority complex

1 hours later 9699841 Anonymous
>>9699819 it's not going to do anything for you unless you do a trillion reps iron weights are about a dollar per pound or cheaper if used just get those

1 hours later 9699849 Anonymous
>>9699828 Robots have the superiority complex? You were just talking about how you need to fuck all of the hotties for maximum swag status, etc.

1 hours later 9699867 Anonymous
>>9699768 it's not degenerate it's fun. ur just jealous hehe :3

1 hours later 9699892 Anonymous
>>9699867 I realize you're trolling here, but this is the attitude that happens when Jews convince you that it's A-okay to be shamelessly hedonistic. What's there to be proud of at the end of the day?

1 hours later 9699939 Anonymous
>>9699892 BUBUBBUT MUH MUH MUH ... MUH... INDIVIDUALITAH!!!!

2 hours later 9700254 Anonymous
>>9699849 I never said anything about status. I left this thread for awhile so I don't know if someone else posted that and you're mistaking me for another anon or you're just retarded.

2 hours later 9700292 Anonymous
>>9699892 I have fun. You stay bitter and post shit like this.

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