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2013-10-30 09:46 9307309 Anonymous (1350124087222.jpg 640x480 41kB)
Imagine the following: It's a fucking storm outside. You're walking against the wind when a slip of paper cartoonishly blows onto your face. It turns out to be a lotto ticket. You keep said ticket because cartoon logic dictates that it's a winner ticket, and you end up winning 2 million USD on it. What do you do with the money?

2 min later 9307323 Anonymous
Pay for school and school related paraphernalia. Save the rest and/or look for a way to make more with it.

2 min later 9307324 Anonymous
I pay a Danish prostitute to have sex with the admin of wizardchan.

2 min later 9307329 Anonymous
Pay for college, buy a GT500. Upgrade the shit out of my gaming rig. Upgrade my wardrobe. Put the rest in a bank account and let it accrue interest.

5 min later 9307352 Anonymous
help out my internet friends they're good people and they deserve money much, much more than i do.

6 min later 9307368 Anonymous
>rent cheap apartment >Get internet and netflix >Shut in for the rest of my life

7 min later 9307373 Anonymous
>>9307323 Lol what a more on, "i'm gonna pay for knowledge i can get for free of the internet" I'd buy a plot of land and start building.

8 min later 9307384 Anonymous
>Convert it to GBP >Buy myself a house and rice it inside out >live normally with what's left over

9 min later 9307391 Anonymous
>>9307373 I like having feedback and discussion about the topics I'm learning. You don't get that on your own.

11 min later 9307411 Anonymous (daydreaming2_thumb[3].jpg 350x259 29kB)
>>9307368 >living the dream dreamblox

13 min later 9307428 Anonymous
>>9307373 Oh and its MORAN you dumby

25 min later 9307507 Anonymous
I'd throw them in a trust fund, but I doubt 2mil is enough to get in on a pie like that. I'd most likel.y throw them in a bank until the property market is less crazy. Then I'd buy some land and build some low-energy green housing. Or, if Planetary Resources go public any time soon, invest a good piece of money in them. In any case, I'd move to a better place. I can afford it at the moment, but I'd rather save the money for fun stuff instead.

26 min later 9307514 Anonymous
i donate it all to the poor after all i didnt earn it

28 min later 9307526 Anonymous
Buy a nice and modest house. Propose to my girlfriend who I love more than anything in the world. Invest the rest.

33 min later 9307557 Anonymous
Buy my mom a nice place, and buy my father a nice big boat. Pay off my college as well as my bf's. Then I would invest the rest into rental properties maybe and other things to earn more money from it.

35 min later 9307573 Anonymous
>>9307324 YOU brilliant

37 min later 9307584 Anonymous
>>9307428 nah that's definitely moron m8

44 min later 9307631 Anonymous
>>9307514 The poor did?

47 min later 9307659 Anonymous
probably put a decent chunk towards college, rent a cheap apartmnt until i'm ready to buy a house, buy some new clothes, maybe a guitar, and save the rest for later.

51 min later 9307682 Anonymous
Buy a nice, but manageable home. Help my parents pay off any debt they may have (although they seem to have been alright the last few years); same for my close friends. Find a way to turn some hobbies into careers, or make some of my less expensive dreams come to life (so I can turn this money into more money). Travel the world. I might donate a little bit here and there to worthwhile charities that appeal to my interests.

53 min later 9307693 Anonymous
>>9307507 >I'd throw them in a trust fund, but I doubt 2mil is enough to get in on a pie like that. If you can earn a 2.5% cash yield on two million dollars, that's $50k a year, which is enough for a decent middle-class lifestyle. There are plenty of dividend-stock or general-bond-market mutual funds that have that kind of payout. That's what I'd do, squeeze 3% out of it, reinvest everything over $50k, boom. Never work another day in your life. Fuck homeownership and fancy cars, I'd rather not have to bother with having a job.

53 min later 9307694 Anonymous
>>9307309 buy allot of $1 grilled onion cheddar burgers >also invest n shit niggaaaa neva woorrkk

55 min later 9307704 Anonymous
College, save half of what's left over and invest the other half in mutual bond funds or something to make me more money to not use.

57 min later 9307717 Anonymous
Feel like I should give it to charity but then realize I could just invest it and have even more money to give away after I've died but then never get around to making the arrangements so that when I die it all goes to the government just like I'm doing with my real money.

1 hours later 9307986 Anonymous
Invest $500k in order to get American citizenship. Travel around the world a little, then around the USA, then retire out West in a place I built on my own land. If I have left over cash that isn't used to maintain me while I'm retired, buy some neat guns.

1 hours later 9307990 Anonymous
>>9307309 >that fucking image goddamn I hate normalfags

1 hours later 9308060 Anonymous
>pay off my debts >buy a nice cabin somewhere nice in the woods or the archipelago >invest a big part in something that makes the money stable >easy living, traveling around the world In short I'd use the money to guarantee economic stability. That's a big enough amount of money that you could live of it the rest of your life.

2 hours later 9308114 Anonymous
>>9307309 >spread word around >get attention from hot girls >fuck them >keep money for self >retire at 19 >rent a cheap house somewhere >pimp out the interior >live on a budget >never work again

2 hours later 9308124 Anonymous
Fund for more wind.

2 hours later 9308170 Anonymous
>>9307309 Pay off my debts and live modestly for the rest of my life without working. With my country's median wage, I'd have to work for 100-150 years for that much money.

2 hours later 9308224 Anonymous
>>9307309 >you end up winning 2 million USD Assuming this ammount is automatically calculated into my local currency (Euro), I guess I'd start off by buying myself a good house, and investing the rest. 2 million dollars/euros actually isn't all that much, Ideally I'd want to use that money to set up the humble beginnings of a corporate empire and end up in a situation where I don't work for my money, but my money works for me. Also, it would drastically change my love life: whereas before women avoided me, I'd have to start avoiding women (unless they have a capital comparable to mine).

2 hours later 9308297 Anonymous
>>9307309 in GBP >pay off debts (approx 13k) >buy detached villa away from the town >Buy modest family car (maybe an audi a4 or kia sportage type) >put the rest in some sort of account where i can live off the interest and spend my time playing golf and running a couple of businesses, perhaps a car wash or a car dealership or something low maintenance. >ensure my kids get everything they need (not want)

7 hours later 9310120 Anonymous
never work for the rest of my life

7 hours later 9310310 Anonymous (1358062992039.jpg 536x800 110kB)
doll harem

8 hours later 9310454 Anonymous
>What do you do with the money? I pay the majority of it to the government so that I'm not imprisoned. What little is left becomes a rainy day fund. >reality

10 hours later 9311991 Anonymous
Donate to foregen.

11 hours later 9312070 Anonymous
>Pay off student loans >Buy a nice apartment >Pay for upkeep of my parents vacation house >Have an epic night of drunken madness with friends >Travel to Tokyo with family >Invest most of the rest into stocks Then I would continue living my life and working at my same job hopefully climbing the ladder. Even if I don't go through the motions of normal life (getting a wife, having kids) then at least I'll be having a crazy time once I retire around 60.

11 hours later 9312109 Anonymous
Put it in a bank and invest into index funds (Canadafag) Rent a really cheap one room apartment with jnternet and never leave it.

11 hours later 9312122 Anonymous
>>9308124 Best answer. I'd buy 2 million more lotto tickets.

11 hours later 9312181 Anonymous
>>9310310 Muh dick... dikblx

11 hours later 9312205 Anonymous
>>9307368 this right here every other answer is cancer

11 hours later 9312210 Anonymous
>Pay off student loans >By a number of expensive suits >continue going to school >use a good deal of it to go to shows, raves, festivals, and events, and to get drugs for when I go >use the rest of the money on good food and a personal trainer to help me gain weight

11 hours later 9312227 Anonymous (cage12.jpg 557x525 55kB)
>>9307631 flawless logic bloxity blox blox

11 hours later 9312230 Anonymous
I buy myself a nice little house on a nice, big patch of property in the middle of nowhere. Preferably all forestry with a sizable pond to fish or swim in. I'll also buy myself some hunting implements, ATVs, camping gear, and just shit for enjoying myself on said property. Have a stable with a couple of horses to ride around on. I would also get a little garden, and just try to be as self-sufficient as possible. Maybe I'd hire a few guards to patrol the property so nobody tries to illegally hunt on it or start a fucking meth lab. I'll also get a dogbro to hang out with me when I go into the woods, and spend the rest of my days hunting or just fucking about in the wilderness.

11 hours later 9312264 Anonymous
>Buy nice little house for ~$800,000 (fuck Western Australia) >Invest the rest >Live comfortably

11 hours later 9312275 Anonymous
>>9307584 >not getting the joke.jph

11 hours later 9312278 Anonymous (feels good man.jpg 516x417 69kB)
>buy own house >eat fancy food >drink fancy drinks >enjoy the latest vidya and electronics >enjoy the rest of my life

11 hours later 9312309 Anonymous
>>9307329 >GT500 How about you buy an actual good car, they're from either Germany, Italy or Japan.

11 hours later 9312359 Anonymous
>>9312309 >not liking good ol' american muscle >riceshit, wopwagons and nazicars >good You are entitled to your opinion, but know it is wrong. *tips fedora*

11 hours later 9312392 Anonymous
>>9312359 >being this shit at trolling

11 hours later 9312402 Fandroid
>rent apartment >live NEET life or >vagabond across the country >use money whenever in need

11 hours later 9312426 Anonymous
>>9312278 >buying a house cozy condo master race

11 hours later 9312437 Anonymous
>>9307309 >Pay off student debt >Help my Mom with her mortgage crap and getting the house re-done >Give her about another $250,000 >Give my sister $100,000 >Move out somewhere and live in complete isolation, never working a single day of my life

11 hours later 9312446 Anonymous
Quit my shitty fucking job, upgrade computer, get a beachfront house.

11 hours later 9312464 Anonymous
>>9312359 >not being the most american of them all and engaging in true capitalism by picking the best and most able product on the market japanese car is 1000x folded katana steel

12 hours later 9312712 Anonymous
>fancy car >nice house >expensive clothes >steroids >throwing fistfulls of money at strippers >tipping waiters $100 >giving homeless people lodsemone >paying for strangers' stuff

12 hours later 9312859 Anonymous
>>9312712 What will you do when you run out of money in a year?

12 hours later 9312952 Anonymous
>>9312859 Buy another lottery ticket

12 hours later 9313019 Anonymous
Buy a flat for me, buy a home for my mom, help my sister and brother through school, pay for a driving license, a car and paraphernalia, and use the time that is allowed to me to pursue my dream of being a professional dancer.

16 hours later 9315713 Anonymous
>>9307309 Pay for the best education in business related studies. Buy property in Puerto Rico Monopolize property and own all of the realty Put the rest away Take care of my family

16 hours later 9315741 Anonymous
Invest some in real estate, or maybe other stuff, so I have some income. Spend the rest of my life not working. Make music, write, travel etc.

16 hours later 9315752 Anonymous
>buy a small house somewhere nice >never work again.

16 hours later 9315807 Anonymous
- pay off my loans and get out of debt - live in an apartment - put 10% in savings - build my own computer - get a smartphone - travel places when it comes to paycheck to paycheck, i blow all my money. but when i get a sizeable inheritance, i tend to actually be sound in my finances.

16 hours later 9315841 Cheshire Cat
One of many things >use it all away >buy a boat and travel the world >grab someone cute and move to somewhere pretty and cheap (IE Costa Rica) >build a bamf ass house and work and easy job the rest of my life

17 hours later 9316832 Anonymous
>buy 4chan >shut it down so i can move on with my life

20 hours later 9319063 Anonymous
>pay off debts >buy house and land >help out family and friends >learn to invest >put some in savings >finish school

23 hours later 9320111 Anonymous (1383187860410.png 1281x600 450kB)
Not bad...I usually do better on these kind of things

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