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2013-10-23 06:43 9218070 Anonymous (1379722488521.png 633x874 288kB)
virginity thread
>age
>gender
> still a virgin/when did you lose it?
3 min later 9218101 Anonymous
>21 now
>male
>at 16
7 min later 9218127 Anonymous
>can get sex with sluts if i give them some drugs
>refuse to lose my virginity to a non virgin
8 min later 9218141 Anonymous
20, lost it at 18
forcefully taken by an asian girl
11 min later 9218162 Anonymous
18
virgin
never
How the fuck to I get rid of this curse?
13 min later 9218175 Anonymous
>>9218162
your gender is virgin?
14 min later 9218193 Anonymous
>>9218175
May as well be for all the good this fucking penis is doing me.
>tfw not born a grill so you can have the easy life and just get fucked over and over again by the first taker
17 min later 9218225 Anonymous
>21
>Fembot
>Lost it at 20
19 min later 9218246 Anonymous
>23
>M
>Wizard masterrace
21 min later 9218267 Anonymous
>24
>M
>17
23 min later 9218277 Anonymous
>18
>M
>17
The bitch told me she was on the pill. Nearly shat myself when I found the packet of pills she'd been 'taking' hadn't even been opened.
Proceeded to fuck her 10/20 times after that though. Had no sex since.
24 min later 9218291 Anonymous
>21
>M
>Not going away any time soon
25 min later 9218301 Anonymous
>22
>male
>19... I had erectile dysfunction of sorts the first three times I tried
25 min later 9218302 Anonymous (4230628_700b.jpg 446x241 28kB)
>18
>male
>still a virgin
I want to feel horrible about it, but then I realize that nobody cares.
I mean really, who gives a fuck? Sure, if I told my friends they'd all laugh at me like the shallow idiots they are, but after a week or two, they'd completely forget about it anyways.
It's not a big deal if you haven't stuck your dick in a vagina.
If a girl likes me enough to want to fuck me, then sure, let's do it, but until then, I'm busy doing more productive shit, like working out and making money.
26 min later 9218314 Anonymous
>>9218277
What was 17 year old sex like?
27 min later 9218319 Anonymous
19
f
Still a virgin, I cut contact with everyone who wants sex with me. It just feels so intimidating.
28 min later 9218334 Anonymous
>old
>woman
>lost it at 21
28 min later 9218335 Anonymous
>20
>Male
>19
>>9218302
you're only 18 dude. Wizarchan.org is still far away from you
28 min later 9218342 Anonymous
>age
22
>gender
F
>still a virgin/when did you lose it?
lost it to my ldr boyfriend last year
29 min later 9218355 Anonymous (1379413868392.jpg 330x357 28kB)
>>9218314
Pretty boring. I swear after 5 minutes of it I got bored, and couldn't keep it up.
30 min later 9218361 Anonymous
>20
>female
>18
My boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Hopefully we'll remain our only sex partners.
33 min later 9218397 Anonymous
24 (bday today)
male
sad sad virgin
35 min later 9218406 Anonymous
27
F
Virg
35 min later 9218410 Anonymous
>26
>Male
>24
36 min later 9218420 Anonymous
>29
>male
>virgin
Life sucks.
36 min later 9218423 Anonymous
>20
>male
>lost it a few weeks ago to my 16 yo gf
>that feel
37 min later 9218436 Anonymous
24
Female
19
He ended up cheating on me two years later and sent me to this place, I imagine.
Great.
37 min later 9218437 Anonymous
23
f
pure
38 min later 9218452 Anonymous
>20
>female
>18
40 min later 9218481 Anonymous
>>9218437
How many cars do you weigh?
41 min later 9218487 Anonymous
Why are there so many women lying about being virgins
41 min later 9218492 hate/love
>19
>male
>have had secks drunk, never sober, so I don't count as losing it as I barely even remember anything
43 min later 9218524 Anonymous
>>9218487
Some might be trannies. I hate it when they call themselves girls.
45 min later 9218540 Anonymous
>19
>male
>virgin
I am the most generic person here.
46 min later 9218560 Anonymous (1309147705476.jpg 173x228 16kB)
>>9218335
>Wizarchan.org is still far away from you
Eh, it's not being a wizard that scares me. It just feels bad knowing that nobody likes you particularly much.
It kind of makes you wonder what's wrong with you when everyone is outside having fun with each other while you're home alone watching a documentary about crippled people finding love against all odds.
46 min later 9218561 Anonymous
>>9218070
19 year old virgin male here. Halp.
47 min later 9218568 Anonymous
>>9218070
>21
>male
>still a virgin. Can probably fuck a stripper friend but...I don't know.
47 min later 9218569 Anonymous
>>9218560
Robots are the bottom of the barrel of society. That includes you. That's why no one likes u.
48 min later 9218572 Anonymous
27
male
less than three years until I'm a wizard
5'10 155-160 lbs, not super ugly just awkward around women.
48 min later 9218584 Anonymous
>>9218560
>while you're home alone watching a documentary about crippled people finding love against all odds.
Jesus christ, hello me from 2 days ago.
I-it doesn't get better ;_;
49 min later 9218586 Anonymous
>19
>Male
>19
Lost it on the night of my birthday 2 weeks ago
Since then i've slept with another grill on a hotel balcony and there's a good chance i'm soon going to have a fuckbuddy
Have... have... I finally made it /b/ros?
49 min later 9218587 Anonymous
>age
21
>gender
F
> still a virgin/when did you lose it?
Still a virgin, in a LDR
49 min later 9218597 Anonymous
>>9218246
>23
>wizard
Son... you a long way off
51 min later 9218611 Anonymous
20, still a virgin.
I've turned down like 5 or so offers
To save myself for someone
51 min later 9218615 Anonymous
>women
>virgins
thanks for the laugh guys
52 min later 9218622 Anonymous
>>9218560
>tfw girls have said they can see pain and sadness in my eyes
how can they tell??!?
57 min later 9218674 Anonymous
>>9218622
Probably because you look sad all the time.
If you want people to treat you normally, stop being a little bitch and pretend like everything in your life is going great while you're amongst people.
You can cry and be miserable all you want when you get home.
58 min later 9218693 Anonymous
>24
>Male
>I see no pussy in my near future
1 hours later 9219053 Anonymous
>>9218568
>friend
check your privilege
blox
1 hours later 9219081 Anonymous
>>9218070
>22
>male
>asexual virgem
1 hours later 9219094 Anonymous
>>9218406
r u fatte?
1 hours later 9219126 Anonymous
>Age
22
>Gender
Male
>Still a virgin/When did you lose it?
When i was 16.
1 hours later 9219131 Anonymous
>>9219094
yessiree I am.
1 hours later 9219132 Anonymous (20.jpg 680x750 494kB)
>19
>Male
>Lonely loner, virg.
>>9218611
How sad.
Me too, I hate myself
1 hours later 9219166 Anonymous
>18
>male
>still got it
1 hours later 9219179 Anonymous (1378658075108.jpg 480x320 6kB)
22
Male
22
Still handholdless, kissless virgin
1 hours later 9219193 Anonymous
>>9219131
Will you be my gf? Pls. Oniichan? I will even buy us a cat.
1 hours later 9219198 Anonymous
>21
>lady
>17
1 hours later 9219236 Anonymous
>24
>M
>still
1 hours later 9219241 Anonymous
>21
>16
>To my ex gf, in her house in her brothers old bed
1 hours later 9219313 Anonymous
>>9219193
>Oniichan
>Onii
>ii
I'm not your big brother fag.
I am allergic to cats also.
1 hours later 9219322 Anonymous
>19
>Male
>Not yet, in a nice relationship now, hoping for a scenario described in >>9218361 since we're both virgins.
2 hours later 9219613 Anonymous
>21
>f
>16
Eh we were together till I was 19. Then we just kinda drifted apart. Constantly fighting and having hatesex afterwards was fun for some time but also annoying. But life's good in my opinion
2 hours later 9219654 Anonymous
21
Grill
Catmancy here I come!
2 hours later 9219715 Anonymous
>>9219313
I'm not a baka gaijin like him. Be my sugoi kanojo instead.
2 hours later 9219743 Anonymous
22
F
Still a virgin.
2 hours later 9219769 Anonymous (wadwds.png 332x358 127kB)
>18
>Muy male
>virgin. Don't expect that to change any time soon.
Why can't I have a cute pure robot gf?
2 hours later 9219796 Anonymous
>>9219743
if ur not fat I'll be your bf...
2 hours later 9219808 Anonymous
>>9219715
Ok, as long as you're using sugoi in the negative way it maybe could work.
2 hours later 9219821 Anonymous
age 28
male white USA
lost mine at 13
2 hours later 9219827 Anonymous
19/m/lost it last eastr.
2 hours later 9219834 Anonymous
>>9219821
>usa
Does not count. You are being assraped by your government since your birth
2 hours later 9219869 Anonymous
>>9219808
R-really? Do you want to exchange email addresses?
2 hours later 9219871 Anonymous
>18
>M
>K/V but thinking of getting an escort in the near future. I can spend some good cash on it.
2 hours later 9219877 Anonymous
I've been away from r9k for awhile but holy shit there are a lot of females here now....female virgins at that. Why don't you hook up with another robot virgin? Fuckin win/win. You guys can talk about feels together, and since you already know you're both robots you don't have to afraid of showing your quirks.
2 hours later 9219885 Anonymous
>>9219869
yeah, drop yours anon-kun.
2 hours later 9219893 Anonymous
18
m
made out and had a gf for a few days but still virgin
2 hours later 9219896 Anonymous
>>9219877
I don't know.. I doubt it could be that easy though.
The male:female ratio is still huge.
2 hours later 9219912 Anonymous
>>9218070
>21
>Male
>at 13
Haven't had sex since my first time. An older girl at school took interest in my chubby face and let me slam her. It's been so long now that I can't remember how it even felt.
2 hours later 9219918 Anonymous
>>9219877
>hook up
I want love not just a meat stick. also, ldrs are dumb.
2 hours later 9219921 Anonymous
Sigh.
>19
>F
>Virgin
Says a lot about me.
2 hours later 9219925 Anonymous
>21
>M
>Lost it about a year ago to my gf who I'm still dating
2 hours later 9219927 Anonymous
>>9219912
Sorry bro, she didn't let you slam her.
You were raped.
2 hours later 9219930 Anonymous
>>9218070
19
M
no sex before marriage
2 hours later 9219931 Anonymous
>>9219877
Because the girls only want chad, and half of them are lying about being virgins anyway.
2 hours later 9219937 Anonymous
>>9219921
>in b4 dozens of ronery robots offer to "fix that for you"
2 hours later 9219940 Anonymous
>22
>male
>19
>haven't had sex since turned 20
2 hours later 9219943 Anonymous
>tfw my gf has 9 more sexual partners than me
2 hours later 9219949 Anonymous
>>9219877
robots are some of the most insufferable people even amongst themselves. I cant stand you guys. u just dont care about anything and never contribute anything to a conversation
2 hours later 9219954 Anonymous
Okay honestly... What exactly keeps you from getting laid.
I don't usually visit that board but I'm at work and fucking bored so yeah.
Honestly curious.
Just for the record 21 female lost mine with 16
2 hours later 9219959 Anonymous
>20
>female
>virgin
I've never even kissed anyone or been on a date. I think I should just accept my future cat lady status.
3 hours later 9219971 Anonymous
>>9219885
bloxblx@hotmail.com
3 hours later 9219978 Anonymous
>>9219954
Why can't you just leave?
3 hours later 9219994 Anonymous
>>9219954
F-fuck off, n-nigger.
3 hours later 9219997 Anonymous
>>9219971
>bloxblx
N-nice try, I can see through your fake email from here.
3 hours later 9219999 Anonymous
>>9219877
>Why don't you hook up with another robot virgin?
>geographical distance
>robots tend to have a lot of problems
>their problems are about 10x worse and more fucked up than my own
>I want a normal guy in the hope that he will help make me normal, because there's a very thin line between me and normalcy, and I want it so badly it hurts
>I'm afraid a robot would fetishize my disability
>I'm afraid a robot wouldn't be able to see beyond my virginity and would wind up posting about it to crow his "victory" rather than it being a special thing between the two of us
>I'm afraid he'll either pump and dump me (as "revenge" against womankind) or become incredibly paranoid that I'm going to cheat and dump him (beaches and shores, man.)
3 hours later 9220007 Anonymous (515JNXDM1QL.jpg 333x500 38kB)
>27
>Male
>Lost it at 25
>When I was nineteen, pureness was the great issue. Instead of the world being divided up into Catholics and Protestants or Republicans and Democrats or white men and black men or even men and women, I saw the world divided into people who had slept with somebody and people who hadn't, and this seemed the only really significant difference between one person and another.
>I thought a spectacular change would come over me the day I crossed the boundary.
The Bell Jar was written 50 years ago and it's still just as true now.
3 hours later 9220009 Anonymous
>>9218070
>19
>male
>KV!
3 hours later 9220024 Anonymous
>>9219997
I just made it.. :(
I dont want to give out my "real" email since it's Firstname.Lastname@yahoo.com
>>9219999
nice dubs :^)
3 hours later 9220029 Anonymous
>>9219994
>pretending to stutter
You forgot a fucking emoticon to out yourself fully as a faggot
3 hours later 9220031 Anonymous
>>9219954
>What exactly keeps you from getting laid.
Spaghetti, social ineptitude, poor self-esteem and belief in self-worth as a partner, come off as either a mute mouse or a bossy know-it-all with an attitude depending on a variety of circumstances, and the fact that I have standards that no guy who likes me has yet met.
I mean really, what do you expect?
3 hours later 9220036 Anonymous
21
Male
Virgin
At this point I will either die a virgin, or fuck whores of online dating sites, I have basically no chance for a gf
3 hours later 9220046 Anonymous
>>9219949
>never contribute anything to a conversation
You've never tried it, then. I talk to robots sometimes and they're much better at making chatting than normalfags, because at least they try. You're probably just boring yourself, and as you may be aware, a conversation generally requires two active parties.
3 hours later 9220057 Anonymous
>>9220031
Standards are a good thing and I'd only encourage everyone to at least have some.
But kn all the other things. There is a thing as self improvement. I've been there, I think 2 years back I would have loved this board. But just saying, insecurities and low self esteem can be overcome
3 hours later 9220059 Anonymous
21
m
virgin
next stop suicide
3 hours later 9220072 Anonymous
22
Male
Virgin
I've always sought a true bond with an ideal mate, but it never happened. It won't be long before I become a predator and rape women.
3 hours later 9220077 Anonymous
>>9220046
lol no. whenever i talk to a robot on omegle or skype im like...so what are you interests and hobbies and stuff they are all..."my life is over...never leave room, no gf, i will murder you"
kind of shit
3 hours later 9220085 Anonymous
>>9220057
>But just saying, insecurities and low self esteem can be overcome
Not when you're a not a gril and don't get instance support.
3 hours later 9220090 Anonymous
>22
>lost it at 17
Told myself I'd lose it before I graduated.
3 hours later 9220098 Anonymous
>18
>male
Never even tried losing it. Knew from the age of 10 it wasn't even worth trying to talk to girls, halfway to wizardry at 15.
3 hours later 9220099 Anonymous (cowboy feel..jpg 260x194 9kB)
I wish John Didn't die.
aw well. I guess he had it coming.
I lost mine because I lied my ass off about who I am a bunch of grills saw through that but, one time.... one time a girl fell for it and it was awesome until I slipped up on my act...
I was 20
3 hours later 9220110 Anonymous
>>9220098
You only start your journey at 20, peasant.
3 hours later 9220123 Anonymous
23
f
lost it at 15
3 hours later 9220124 Anonymous
>>9220057
>But just saying, insecurities and low self esteem can be overcome
My problem isn't unique in any way, but it's not... simple?
>have low self-esteem
>spend years not dealing with guys
>build up self-esteem around the things I'm good at-- school, my hobbies and interests, my ability to impress superiors, etc.
>finally start working on my physical appearance because I'd neglected it (learn to use a hair iron, wear contacts, makeup, etc.)
>I AM READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD!
>try to flirt with guys
>face hits pavement
>repeatedly
>self-esteem crashes through the ceiling and needs CPR and about ninety stitches and splints
>start all over again
Yup. Pathetic, isn't it? It's a bad cycle. I feel like I make serious improvement, and then I make myself vulnerable to the whims of others, and they have a habit of crushing me under their boot. It's like a butterfly hidden away inside a protective cocoon, and then when it comes out, its wings get torn off by a five-year-old.
3 hours later 9220135 Anonymous
>>9220085
Well you surely won't overcome it if you don't even try and tell yourself that over and over again. Stop pushing the blame on gender or some stuff. You can do it. Been through it. Didn't have help.
3 hours later 9220137 Anonymous
>>9220110
I'd say 18, that's when you're a legal adult.
3 hours later 9220144 Anonymous
>>9220110
this. you can't even dicipher the cover of a spell book until your at least 20
3 hours later 9220155 Anonymous
>>9220137
Yeah, but being a virgin is forgivable to normals until about 20. That's when your accepted into the cult of virgins to learn about the arcane arts. After that point, the longer you stay, the harder it is to leave.
3 hours later 9220178 Anonymous
>>9220155
I'd say its okay until around 22, then the real ostricisation begins
3 hours later 9220192 Anonymous
>>9220178
Well, 50% of those virgins will drop out before 25.
20-22 is kinda like wizardry preschool.
3 hours later 9220196 Anonymous
>>9220178
>>9220155
It's 18. After 18 you're seen as weird.
3 hours later 9220206 Anonymous
>>9220124
You've already taken the first huge and most important steps into self improvement. Don't stop now.
First of all, I know it's hard, but stop building your self esteem and confidence about what other people think or say about you. I know it sounds cheesy as fuck but it's true. You need to learn that no human being will respect you in any way if you don't respect yourself. Meaning you know exactly what your strong sides are but also being aware of your bad sides. Everybody has them. Don't be afraid to go out and just be yourself. Or do you really want to spend your life that way with fhe fear of thinking that you're not living up to your full potential?
Besides what helps a lot is body language. Be aware of your posture. The first thing strangers will see when you come into a room is how you enter it. Be confident about yourself, show it in the way you talk, walk etc. Body language is a huge factor in our everyday life but is sadly neglected by a lot of people.
And of course there will be times you'll feel crushed... That's human. Everyone does feel like that from time to time
3 hours later 9220207 Anonymous
>>9220178
seriously tho how are people gunna know. ive never had anyone ask if I'm a virgin it just never comes up. I dont get treated differently cause im a virgin i get treated differently cause i can t talk to people
3 hours later 9220209 Anonymous
>>9220196
You still have a HUGE chance of loosing it at 18. Its like 90% of the still virgins will lose it before 20.
3 hours later 9220226 Anonymous
>>9220207
You dont get cut off from all of society. You are restricted to land of "First Two Dates".
She'll pick up on your awkwardness and avoid you like the plague.
3 hours later 9220254 Anonymous
>22
>Male
>Lost it at 13, haven't done it since
3 hours later 9220281 Anonymous
>>9219796
>not fat
You better look elsewhere, man.
3 hours later 9220284 Anonymous
>18
>Male
>14
Being 14 and getting laid by my 14 year old girlfriend was actually pretty fun at the time.
3 hours later 9220374 Anonymous
>>9220226
Why the hell are you letting women you're know you're a virgin before the subject of sex comes up?
3 hours later 9220405 Anonymous
>>9220206
I was going to type out a much longer response to this, but frankly, I'm just so goddamn tired. And depressed to, but mostly just too tired to actually put together something more coherent and well-thought out than this.
>Or do you really want to spend your life that way with fhe fear of thinking that you're not living up to your full potential?
I already feel like I'm doggy paddling, just without the paddling, and more with the drowning dog.
There's so many things I want to do in life, and I know I'll never reach that potential. If I could reach that potential, I'd be in a place where I gave no fucks about people, and became an eccentric weirdo.
That would be fine, it would just mean I'd have no friends... which isn't fine. Because I used to be that person in middle school right until I started getting beaten up. Kids literally broke into my locker to tear apart the drawings and comparisons I'd done of constellations or steal my books. And when they found out I kept animal skeletons and strung them together and hung them, well, you can imagine the rumors. Now that they've grown up, these people simply don't care about that stuff rather than actively hating me for it. So it would just wind up being me with my curiosities...
So at this point, I sort of crushed that side of me, which makes me a boring person to be around. I've tried to become a pretty face that can relate to others on a superficial level ("Oh, you watch Dr. Who? Me too! I just LOVE Dr. Who!") I'm just a real mess. I mean, I tried to put myself together, but it never seems to work. I'm not quite right.
In fact, now that I'm reading this over, I realize that I'm probably not right in the head at all.
3 hours later 9220406 Anonymous
>>9220374
Its not like you have to explicitly tell them. The spaghetti cannot be contained. It is stronger than any robot.
3 hours later 9220534 Anonymous
Statistics time! As of >>9220406
Sample size 67
>Genders
18 Females
49 Males
Average Age
>21,4 for females
>21,2 for males
Virgins
>35 Virgins
>32 Non-virgins
Average age for losing virginity
>18,1 for females
>17,9 for males
3 hours later 9220553 Anonymous
>>9220534
Forgot a few things
Average age (both genders)
>21,2 years old
Average age for losing virginity (both genders)
>18 years old
3 hours later 9220571 Anonymous
>26
>Male
>Onward to wizardom it seems. I don't feel I'm good enough as is to attract any girl I'd be interested in. Gotta work on me first.
3 hours later 9220584 Anonymous
>>9220553
>>9220534
Needs p values, t test, and standard deviation
3 hours later 9220595 Anonymous
>18
>male
>still a virgin
i could have lost it years ago, but i've lost any essence of a life that i once had, i dont know any girls at the moment. sucks ass.
Next year i will be moving to a different part of the country to live with my brother, who ensures me i will be a part of his social life and i will get pussy :)
HOPE, I HAVE IT
3 hours later 9220603 Anonymous
>>9220405
Okay English is my third language so excuse me if I may not make that much sense.
You should stop thinking in extremes. What life really is all about, is that you'll find the golden middle spot you're feeling comfortable in. You don't have to give up on all your weirdo aspects because they are a part of your personality, a part of who you are. But you also shouldn't make your life to be centered around them.
Don't try to be desperately someone else because you think people might like that person. They won't. People aren't that dumb, you may fool them for some time, but this time will be limited. And why? Because you aren't happy with it.
Reality is that you probably won't live all your dreams. But reality is also that you need to learn to balance things in your life. And that is living up to your potential. Trust me, as soon as you'll find that golden middle spot, as soon as you'll learn to balance things in your life you'll be way more content with your life. You'll be happy. And if you're happy and content with your life people will start to react differently to you.
I don't know if I made any sense. But a few years back I've had a fucked up life. I was miserable. So I know what it's like
3 hours later 9220611 Anonymous
>18
>male
>virgin
Is it too late? Maybe it'll get easier at uni...
3 hours later 9220650 Anonymous
>>9220611
Nah far from too late.
4 hours later 9220676 Anonymous
>>9220584
>not wilcox
4 hours later 9220781 Anonymous
>22
>Male
>22
That's assuming rape counts. Some women are fucking twisted.
4 hours later 9220797 Anonymous
>>9220676
>not student's t test
4 hours later 9220806 Anonymous
>>9220781
Does Miss Rapist know that she was your first?
4 hours later 9220827 Anonymous
>>9220781
Rape is a horrible vile act you filthy pig!
4 hours later 9220846 Anonymous
>>9218319
>implying you have any other use
4 hours later 9220872 Anonymous
>>9220806
I don't have a clue. I never brought it up, though a friend may have and it was far from mutual. Still assuming she doesn't know.
4 hours later 9220878 Anonymous
>>9220603
It made sense. I've screencapped it so that I can look it over again when I'm not quite so tired and feeling like shit.
4 hours later 9220893 Anonymous
>>9220827
>Implying I did the raping
Get a load of this guy.
4 hours later 9220941 Anonymous
>27
>male
>kissless virgin
Never tried
Never made a move
Never rejected
Mostly avoided relevant situations (parties etc)
4 hours later 9220951 Anonymous
>>9220878
Cheer up buddy, I wish you the best. I'm off finally going home
4 hours later 9220962 Anonymous
>>9220893
how did you get raped by a woman?
Are you really that autistic?
4 hours later 9220970 Anonymous
>age
18
>gender
F
> still a virgin/when did you lose it?
the first one
4 hours later 9221206 Anonymous
>>9220962
I'm a skinny little shit, she was a whale. You try fighting off a horny fat broad who's at least twice your weight. I had bruised hips and shit the next day. Sucked ass, man.
4 hours later 9221281 Anonymous
>>9218597
He's in training.
5 hours later 9221376 Anonymous
>>9221206
>sucked ass, man
i bet she did
5 hours later 9221392 Anonymous
>24
>M
>6 more years until im a wizard
5 hours later 9221405 Anonymous
>>9218246
You're just an apprentice...
patience...
5 hours later 9221448 Anonymous
>>9221403
Go club clubs, like gardening club.
5 hours later 9221480 Anonymous
>24
>Female
>Is there some wizardry equivalent for women? Like, arch sorcery or something?
5 hours later 9221485 Anonymous
29 male. virgin v_v;
no hope. Just alive to watch one more world cup, the day America bows out is the day I finish myself off.
5 hours later 9221489 Anonymous
>>9221448
What is this? Viraling?
5 hours later 9221555 Anonymous
>>9221485
fuck I just read the rest of topic. I am really the closest to wizardhood!?
Fucking hell v_v;;
5 hours later 9221557 Anonymous
>23
>M
>KV
>>9221480
sucking dudes off and letting them finger you counts as losing your virginity, you filthy whore. also just because you were drunk and forgot about it doesn't mean it didn't happen
5 hours later 9221596 Anonymous (banners.php.gif 300x100 175kB)
>>9221555
Even on wizardchan you're in the minority, sad to say.
Normal fags everywhere.
5 hours later 9221608 Anonymous
>>9221557
>implying I would let another human, let alone some smelly, sweaty, panting male fucking touch me
5 hours later 9221680 Anonymous
>24
>male
>virgin, will never lose it
5 hours later 9221699 Anonymous
>>9221596
The sad thing is I am moderately competent socially. I have a job. I shower daily. I don't spend a whole lot of time autistically fixating on just one thing. I am fat. Meh.
July, on the Monday after the World Cup final and I jump off the Golden Gate. screencap this.
5 hours later 9221724 Anonymous
>>9221557
>sucking dudes off and letting them finger you counts as losing your virginity, you filthy whore
Does it really? Huh, then that means getting a blowjob and fingering someone should count as losing your virginity as well! That's swell news, my friend!
5 hours later 9221764 Anonymous
>19
>male
>yes
Might have a chance at losing it soon. I'm almost a normalfag. Now I just need to find a gf, then I'm golden
5 hours later 9221778 Anonymous
18
Female
Still a virgin (by choice)
5 hours later 9221930 Anonymous
21
F
virgin...I just don't have any interest in guys, even those "alpha cock"-types the MRAs love to talk about. It's weird.
5 hours later 9221950 Anonymous
>27
>F
>Lost at 25
5 hours later 9221964 Anonymous
>20
>M
>Yes. Crippling self-esteem issues.
5 hours later 9221995 Anonymous
>29
>female
>still virgin
5 hours later 9222013 Anonymous
>>9221699
>implying you'll be the only one
Why not just do whatever the hell you want? Become a real wizard, like the Wizard of New Zealand. He's recognized by the state, sharing his wisdom to the younger generation.
I'm sure you won't look out of place in San Fran.
5 hours later 9222015 Anonymous
>>9221995
>this is b8, m8
blooxx
5 hours later 9222028 Anonymous
>21
>F
>virgin
5 hours later 9222061 Anonymous
>27
>f
>virgin
>originalnoblox
5 hours later 9222105 Anonymous
Almost 21
Male
Kissless, handholdless virgin
I've developed indifference to social contact so not sure when I will. I'm still tall and healthy though so maybe military can fix me.
5 hours later 9222119 Anonymous
>23
>m
>still
birthday in February. im on a good way in mastering the arcane arts.
5 hours later 9222129 Anonymous
>>9222013
This.
Suicide is for pussies.
At least go down robbing a bank or something like that.
If life is too horrible for you, at least make death an exciting experience.
5 hours later 9222139 Anonymous
>20
>male
>3 weeks ago
Nothing changed, I'm still a loser. /r9k/ lies, losing your virginity won't suddenly make you Chad. I didn't use a condom
5 hours later 9222158 Anonymous
>>9221930
Assuming you aren't actually a man have you considered the possibility you like pussy?
5 hours later 9222186 Anonymous
>>9221608
>implying i would even want to touch you
le shig le dig
also you're a filthy liar i dont believe a female can have no sexual experience
5 hours later 9222189 Anonymous
>28
>Male
>16
6 hours later 9222215 Anonymous
>>9222129
self harm is for pussies. I am just tired. People are assholes, sheep and society as a whole is just shitty. Fuck it all I want my world cup and dirt nap.
6 hours later 9222218 Anonymous
>>9222158
I am considering that possibility. It's either that or I'm asexual.
Polite sage.
6 hours later 9222257 Anonymous
>>9222218
>asexuality
That's not a real thing in humans. Autism doesn't count and Tesla was an exception. Just lez out at the next party and see if you like it.
6 hours later 9222259 Anonymous (sickwizardballer.jpg 600x600 79kB)
>22
>m
>Handholdless etc
>mfw my wizard training is starting to take hold
6 hours later 9222311 Anonymous
>>9219877
>Why don't you hook up with another robot virgin?
If I were a woman, you couldn't get me to meet anyone here if you held a gun to my head. This is the board that whines about how rape culture is a myth and then talks about how there is nothing wrong with rape and they wish they could rape women often in the same threads or even posts.
Almost every story I read from a femanon who hooked up with an IRL robot usually ends up the robot being a control freak and/or creepy stalker, which is really kind of obvious to anyone who spends more than 5 minutes here.
I wouldn't hook up with a femanon from /r9k/ just because I assume they have serious issues to be hanging out on this board.
6 hours later 9222355 Anonymous
>>9220405
god you sounds like a dream. Seriously I hate normal fags for that same reason; lack of creativity and hiveminds.
I'm praying that you live in Australia.
6 hours later 9222357 Anonymous (useriousm8.jpg 800x451 74kB)
>>9222311
>Suggesting 'rape culture' is anything other than a joke
1/10 made me reply.
6 hours later 9222425 Anonymous
>>9222357
Even if rape culture existed nowhere else, and was completely made up in the context of campus life etc, it exists on this board, which is why it's hilarious when people here deny it. It's incredibly blatant to anyone who isn't totally immersed in the mentality here.
It's like if the KKK was denying racism existed while simultaneously arguing niggers really should be strung up because they're inferior
6 hours later 9222441 Anonymous
>>9219999
...And this is why I will always be a virgin. I don't think a female like this could really be real.
6 hours later 9222498 Anonymous (1253068167357.jpg 100x100 22kB)
>>9222259
>nofatchx
6 hours later 9222514 Anonymous
>>9222441
It's probably a man, it's safest to assume all grills on /r9k/ are men and all Chads are trolls.
6 hours later 9222532 Anonymous
19
Male
still virgin
6 hours later 9222551 Anonymous
>>9222425
If anything I'd argue the misogyny seen on this board would tend to manifest more as a total aversion to women rather than the desire to rape them.
Plenty of bitter autists end up cackling in malignant glee upon hearing that 'some cheating slut got raped' etc, but that's more just the fact that they're bitter about women, and want to see them hurt.
This is rather starkly different to the implied desire to rape women that you suggest.
Reveling in the pain of women doesn't become 'rape culture' as soon as the source of the pain becomes rape either.
6 hours later 9222556 Anonymous
>>9218070
>>age
20
>>gender
Male
>> still a virgin/when did you lose it?
Kissless virgin reporting in.
6 hours later 9222831 Anonymous
>age
30
>gender
male
>wizard stats
kissless, handholdless, dateless, no woman has ever expressed interest in me in real life.
You college aged plebs don't know how easy you have it. The older you get, the more obstacles keep piling up. At this point, realistically, it seems unlikely that I will ever get laid. It's an uphill battle even to make friends at my age, I have no social network, you need friends to make friends in most cases, I rarely meet women my age, have nothing to offer younger women, and I don't find women older than 30 very attractive, so unless that changes, I will end up defaulting to celibacy in my mid 30's and beyond due to lack of interest in losing it anymore.
>in b4 hooker
7 hours later 9222945 Anonymous
>21
>m
>kissless virgin
i bet my brother is gonna end up like me
7 hours later 9222961 Anonymous
27
male
still virgin
kill me.
7 hours later 9223011 Anonymous
>18
>m
>virginator
If I make it to wizardhood I'm breaking down and fucking the nearest dog/horse available.
7 hours later 9223020 Anonymous
>>9222961
Can I have your virginity first?
7 hours later 9223035 Anonymous
22
male
18 (based college)
7 hours later 9223040 Anonymous
>>9218070
>age
42
>gender
male
>when did you lose it?
18, matey.
7 hours later 9223041 Anonymous
>age
21
>gender
male
> still a virgin/when did you lose it?
still a virgin
7 hours later 9223059 Anonymous
>being 18 or older
>not trawling Craigslist extensively
It's possible people, it really is.
7 hours later 9223074 Anonymous
>>9223020
r u a grill?
Im not even bad looking really so sure, still goin to kill myself afterwards tho
7 hours later 9223092 Anonymous
>>9223074
Yes. And I don't even get seconds, that's no fair.
7 hours later 9223109 Anonymous
>>9223092
life isn't fair, you can't always get what you want
7 hours later 9223121 Anonymous
>20
>Male
>Still a virgin, never touched a girl romantically
I just want someone to love. Sex without affection seems kind of empty. Not saying I wouldn't fuck a bitch If I got the chance, but I feel like it wouldn't be the same.
What the fuck do I know though. I'll just die alone.
7 hours later 9223162 Anonymous
>23
>m
>at 23. It was aight.
7 hours later 9223225 Anonymous
>>9218101
>>9218225
>>9218267
>>9218277
>>9218301
>>9218334
>>9218335
>>9218342
>>9218361
>>9218410
>>9218423
>>9218436
>>9218452
>>9218492
>>9218586
>>9219126
>>9219198
>>9219241
>>9219613
>>9219821
>>9219912
>>9219925
>>9219940
>>9219954
>>9220007
>>9220090
>>9220123
>>9220254
>>9220284
>>9220781
>>9221950
>>9222139
>>9222189
>>9223035
>>9223040
>>9223162
>dem normalfags
normalfags pls go
low content? well fuck you moot you're low content. And so is your mother. I swear to god if this is still low content and I get muted again I'm going to find you mr poole
7 hours later 9223257 Anonymous
>23
>M
>haven't lost it yet
There is no hope.
Even though my friends tell me otherwise
7 hours later 9223276 Lvl 23 apprentice wizard (1381457764620.png 500x250 9kB)
>>9223257
You're just ugly like the rest of us man. Find something that makes you happy instead of someone. I found alcohol.
7 hours later 9223290 Anonymous
>>9223109
but if you try some time you just might find, you get what you need!
7 hours later 9223300 Anonymous
>browsing petite grill thread on /soc/
>stop and literally ask myself what Im doing with my life and why Im so desperate that I have to seek satisfaction/attention from strangers on the internet
>Remember Danielle, this one petite girl from a class I had last semester
>still see her on campus sometimes
>last time she was walking with some guy
>she will never be my gf
>that feeling when
7 hours later 9223311 Anonymous
>>9223290
I need a gun and a single bullet
7 hours later 9223318 Anonymous
>>9223225
You understand weird as shit people still have sex right? The dude spaced out on crack on the street probably has had sex, does not make him normal. Stop acting like sex is a classification of normal and not normal, you are spreading bullshit that makes yourself look bad for being a virgin.
7 hours later 9223324 Anonymous
>>9223225
Shush now. There are twice as many virgins in this thread as there are non-virgins.
7 hours later 9223348 Anonymous
>>9223311
Have you been a huge bitch your whole life?
7 hours later 9223353 Anonymous
>>9222831
This guy
This guy gives me hope
7 hours later 9223374 Anonymous
>>9223318
>you are spreading bullshit that makes yourself look bad for being a virgin.
We already look bad for being virgins.
7 hours later 9223376 Anonymous
>>9222831
Internet dating?
creativebloxxing
7 hours later 9223386 Anonymous
>>9223348
yeah more or less blockx
7 hours later 9223416 Anonymous
>>9223386
Well no shit your life sucks. Stop being a bitch, live for yourself, fuck over other people if its in your best interests. Be a man god damn, and you can still be a man without having fucked bitches. Don't let /r9k/ lie to you, sex won't make you alpha, it changes nothing. You allow it to mean something.
7 hours later 9223429 Anonymous
>>9223416
it doesnt matter if I fuck bitches or not, my life would still be empty
being an old virgin just adds to the social outcast element
7 hours later 9223454 Anonymous
>>9222831
Get a hooker, what do you honestly have to lose other than like 300 bucks. Your dignity? Clearly you have none as it is so just get a hooker.
7 hours later 9223467 Anonymous
>age
28
>gender
Male
>still a virgin
I can almost taste my powers now.
7 hours later 9223469 Anonymous
>>9223429
What do you do for a living? Also do you play video games?
7 hours later 9223489 Anonymous
>>9223454
Not him but $300 is a lot of money for one hour and I don't think any whore is worth that much.
7 hours later 9223505 Anonymous
I want to take an older virgin's virginity. Preferably someone who is successful in all aspects of his life but sex. Power trip, I know.
7 hours later 9223510 Anonymous
>>9223489
It's way better to just let that 300 dollars sit in the bank and let the jews collect money on it. Like he has anything better to spend it on.
7 hours later 9223514 Anonymous
>>9218070
>age
20
>gender
Man
>still a virgin/when did you lose it?
Lost it at 17
7 hours later 9223523 Anonymous
>>9223469
currently nothing
and sometimes but not very seriously, I only play old games 4 free
7 hours later 9223532 Anonymous
>>9223510
That's like one month's worth of gas. A whore is not worth more than $50 in my opinion.
7 hours later 9223539 Anonymous
>>9223276
>alcohol
Fuck booze, 420 blaze it faggot.
>>9223532
>$50 hookers
You get what you pay for m8
7 hours later 9223546 Anonymous
>>9223505
>Preferably someone who is successful in all aspects of his life but sex.
They wouldn't be virgins if they were successful in all aspect of their lives.
7 hours later 9223561 Anonymous
>>9223546
Just a fantasy, will never happen. But still is what it is.
8 hours later 9223592 Anonymous
>24
>Male
>Yes
>implying it's original
8 hours later 9223641 Anonymous
>>9223523
>currently nothing
Start going something
>sometimes but not very seriously
Start playing video games, video games are fucking awesome. If your own life can't be good make a good one on the computer. It worked for me and /v/ it'll work for you. Play TF2 or something, now I don't condone being new and shitty but I'll make an exception for you. Go online and rek some kiddies shit, I guarantee you'll like it.
8 hours later 9223655 Anonymous
>>9223561
I can pretend to be an old virgin, I've never acted in anything before but I'm sure I could pass. Deal?
8 hours later 9223659 Anonymous
>>9223641
But anon, you can't have sex if you play video games. Everyone knows that. Why not get "real" hobbies like lifting and hanging out with friends?
8 hours later 9223700 Anonymous
>>9223659
>you can't have sex if you play video games
hah hah! how wrong you are for I, the man whose clocked 1200 on TF2, managed to fuck a slut from the bar 3 weeks ago. It sucked and I didn't wear a condom but if I can do it so can you!
My friend made the first move and asked her and her friend to get a pitcher but I still did it . Now, I'm gonna go another 20 years without getting laid but hey, at least I did it once right.
8 hours later 9223742 Anonymous
>>9223700
1200 hours* sorry. I also clocked over 64 days on WoW back in highschool.
8 hours later 9223763 Anonymous
30
male
still virgin
but hey, i don't need sex. life fucks me every day ;-) customer support job, had cancer, a tumor in my spine AND i'm 1000 km away from home. this life is like heaven ^_^
8 hours later 9223829 Anonymous
>20
>male
>kissless too!
8 hours later 9223845 Anonymous
>age
23
>gender
m
> still a virgin/when did you lose it?
21, though I'd be surprised if I've had sex 20 times total.
9 hours later 9224447 Anonymous
>>9223454
A hooker is not really a viable solution for people in my position.
>possibility of getting robbed (robots have told stories of this happening)
>possibility of STD's
>parents finding out if you still live at home, which I do, I mean I'm a 30 year old virgin, what did you expect
>don't want to fuck someone who may be part of a sex trade or is simply forced to have sex due to financial issues
and the biggest issue of all:
>social anxiety and phobias that prevent you from getting laid will most likely also prevent you from getting an escort
not to mention, while I want to lose my virginity, it's more about the lack of intimacy and validation as a human being. I can't get that from an escort, and frankly, I don't care enough to spend hundreds of dollars on an hour or two of awkward nonemotional no-kissing sex. For all I know that would send me into an even more destructive emotional spiral.
9 hours later 9224492 Anonymous
18
male
nope
I guess having a bunch of guys who will never pop their cherry as friends in college doesn't help.
I'm honestly not that bothered by it.
9 hours later 9224512 Anonymous
>20
>Female
>Still a virgin
9 hours later 9224612 Anonymous (915fc8275ca4effec4862404a5de4ffa.png 1025x774 1707kB)
>age
24.
>gender
Female.
>still a virgin?
Yep.
9 hours later 9224711 Anonymous
>24
>male
>still a virgin
Achieved a few milestones last year, though. Lost my hand holding and cuddling virginity to a really cute girl. We fell asleep holding hands. It was nice.
I'll get there eventually. No sense in just throwing it away to some slut that I'm not in love with.
9 hours later 9224716 Anonymous
>25
>make
>I had sex once when I was 19
>I haven't had a relationship since
9 hours later 9224832 Anonymous
23
male
19
hwhwehwhw
9 hours later 9224859 Anonymous
20
male
virgin
I haven't spoken to a real live girl in over a year.
9 hours later 9224861 Anonymous
21
F
Virgin
Advice: if you're male, lose yours
9 hours later 9224899 Anonymous
>>9224861
>Advice: if you're male, lose yours
Fuck you.
9 hours later 9224921 Anonymous
>22, turning 23 very soon
>Male
>Haven't even held hands with a girl
9 hours later 9224935 Anonymous
>>9224861
Is this an invitation? ;)
10 hours later 9225013 Anonymous
>M
>20
>virgin
I met a nice girl a few years ago, and I really, really liked her. I thought we might end up losing our virginities to each other, but of course, it was just a suck joke she was playing on me.
10 hours later 9225064 Anonymous
>>9225013
>it was just a suck joke she was playing on me.
By which I of course mean a sick joke. The joke was sick.
10 hours later 9225350 Anonymous (patlabor_goto.jpg 168x192 6kB)
28
male
virgin. Despite looking good. Most girls my age kinda brush me off for a serious relationship cause Im still in grad school and live with parents.
get hit on by younger girls and teens but cant relate to them cause all they want to do is party.
mfw
10 hours later 9225409 Anonymous
>23
>F
>kissless handholdless virgin
It doesn't even really seem unusual to me since it's all I've known, as far as I'm concerned it's easily getting into relationships and having sex that's weird
10 hours later 9225426 Anonymous (1367472812518.jpg 416x480 46kB)
>19
>male
>virgin
I'm not expecting it to ever happen. I don't talk to anyone at uni or even go to class much so I doubt I'll ever meet anyone since people say it only gets harder.
10 hours later 9225430 Anonymous
>>9225350
just go party fagget
10 hours later 9225465 Anonymous (1344832831551.jpg 250x250 10kB)
>>9225430
yes why dont I go take part in an activity i dont enjoy
10 hours later 9225492 Anonymous
>20
>F
>virgin, never had a relationship etc. Mainly by choice though.
>>9225350
>Patlabor
At least you have good taste in anime.
10 hours later 9225506 Anonymous
>>9218070
>18
>M
>12
Only here to make fun of the virgins
10 hours later 9225544 Anonymous (1375371286319.jpg 913x302 106kB)
23
M
Still
Doesn't bother me much, making money is more important and a woman is only a 60% to loose 50% of your stuff for 100% of your life afterward
10 hours later 9225552 Anonymous (patlabor_goto2.jpg 550x307 23kB)
>>9225492
Yet girls like you who share my tastes never end up dating me. fuck my life. not even the ugly ones.
Fuck youuu femanon. "virgin by choice" get out of this board.
10 hours later 9225566 Anonymous
>18
>Male
>15 ( horrible experience)
>17 I like to remember better (way better exp)
10 hours later 9225575 Anonymous
>>9225552
>implying it is a virgin board
10 hours later 9225644 Zardoz
>>9225575
>implying it's not.
Haven't you got some more false rape allegations to file, you fucking slut? Get the fuck off our board.
10 hours later 9225673 Anonymous (Upset.jpg 297x355 15kB)
>>9225644
Don't try to act like a man if you aren't one
10 hours later 9225712 Anonymous (1360852641007.jpg 640x480 27kB)
>>9225673
the man said gtfo
11 hours later 9225754 Anonymous
>21
>Male
>Got a BJ, but no PIV at 21
11 hours later 9225756 Anonymous (fsdgsd.jpg 666x752 17kB)
>>9225712
mfw the virgin army is mad
11 hours later 9225792 Anonymous (1382346948875.jpg 235x264 28kB)
>>9225756
yes im mad, so what? doesnt change that youre a slut or a mangina doof whos going to get cucked.
11 hours later 9225853 Anonymous (1377429_631393943578375_1032899119_n.png 287x304 147kB)
>>9225792
I have hairy balls
11 hours later 9225976 Anonymous
>18, male
>Lost it at 17, in July. Have since slept with 2 more girls
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