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2013-10-16 11:43 9123287 General Patton (image.jpg 300x381 31kB)
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING MAGGOTS. WE'RE GOING TO WAR. ALL FUCKING HANDS ON DECK. WE'RE AT DEFCON 5 HERE. That's right, robots and fembots. It's war. For far too long, /r9k/ has played host to refugees from /mu/ and /tv/. They were driven from their home boards by anons and mods who didn't want them. They took refuge here because they thought is to be weak, to be complacent. They thought we would stand idly by while they kept the same tripfaggotry on our front page, forever. This ends now. We will have a better /r9k/, a stronger /r9k/. A /r9k/ FOR THE ROBOTS. We must take action. Not just for robots now, but for future generations of robots yet to come. I propose we stick with an old standby. Raiding with gore. We spam gore until their threads hit the image limit and spam walls of text until they hit the image limit. Post gore so other anons can start collecting, link to their threads so we can coordinate attacks, and discuss strategy ITT. Gore. It's simple, it requires little effort, and it works. They're here because we allowed them to stay. It's easy for them. We drive out the majority by making it hard to stay here, and they'll leave. Our numbers are greater and our wills are stronger.

2 min later 9123299 Anonymous
>not raiding tfw no gf threads top kek. If autists could put in the effort to pull something like this off, they wouldn't be in the position they are in now.

3 min later 9123303 PlατΩ ( ´∀`)
But I like waifu threads.

4 min later 9123310 General Patton
>>9123299 DO I HEAR YOU TRYING TO SOLVE ANY OF THIS BOARD'S PROBLEMS? NO? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

5 min later 9123313 PlατΩ ( ´∀`)
>>9123310 Have the jews tried to kill you yet?

5 min later 9123316 General Patton
>>9123303 NUTS TO YOU.

6 min later 9123319 Anonymous (27484753_p3.jpg 600x536 93kB)
>>9123310 >implying the way isn't to just post about other stuff I posted a thread about wanting to make Tee Eff Two maps, why not post threads about your own interests n' shit

7 min later 9123325 Anonymous (wheel_chair.jpg 355x327 28kB)
I support this but only because they keep normal/concern posting in our other threads

8 min later 9123332 General Patton
>>9123319 I do that too. Complacent men rarely make history.

8 min later 9123335 Anonymous
What we need is the reinstatement of the image filter. If they can't repost the same old images of their chinese waifus again and again (without bothering to alter them in some fashion) then they'll look elsewhere.

8 min later 9123337 Anonymous
>>9123287 >WE'RE AT DEFCON 5 HERE. What the fuck you on about, we're always at Defcon 5

10 min later 9123348 Anonymous
Yeah, I'm a normalfag. What can you do? Ban me? Rage at me? Shut the fuck up autistic robot and try to make a better life instead of sheltering your pathetic existence in a website. It's not our fault that you are depressed and bored to make something out of your lives. Seek help.

10 min later 9123349 Anonymous
>>9123287 I have a brilliant idea general. How about we make so many posts that they run out of original posts to make? We can mute all of them.

12 min later 9123364 Anonymous
>>9123287 >They were driven from their home boards by anons and mods who didn't want them. Much like robots. What goes around comes around.

12 min later 9123365 Anonymous
>>9123335 Nothing good ever comes from avatarfagging. The mods know it and everybody knows it

13 min later 9123367 General Patton
TARGET ACQUIRED: KPOP THREAD >>9121130

14 min later 9123370 Anonymous
>>9123364 I didn't get driven out of anywhere. I still post in /adv/ and /b/ feels threads. What are you posting about that makes people hate you?

14 min later 9123373 General Patton
>>9123348 TROLLBAIT DETECTED. POSSIBLE KPOP FAGGOT ATTEMPTING COINTELPRO-STYLE DIVERSION TECHNIQUES.

16 min later 9123385 Anonymous
>>9123373 You are a nerd.

17 min later 9123386 Anonymous
Dumb idea. They feed off negative attention. Didn't you ever see attempts to drive bronies off /b/ by spamming? Mods aren't going to do anything because they don't want another brony situation on their hands.

19 min later 9123407 Anonymous
>>9123367 Look, faggots, don't post in the k-pop threads. Or at least remember to sage when you do.

20 min later 9123415 Anonymous
Every time any one of us sees a refugee thread, go to the nearest OC or (i hate to say it) feel thread and reply to it. Lets up our economy bots

21 min later 9123419 Anonymous
>tfw no one is actually doing anything Well i cant say r9k is good with doing anything/

22 min later 9123431 General Patton
>>9123385 HERE OF ALL PLACES YOU CALL ME A NERD? I AM AMUSED. HA HA HA. AMUSEMENT.

24 min later 9123440 Lucy
>>9123332 Do you think you're going to make trip history? You fucking autist.

26 min later 9123457 General Patton
>>9123386 WE'RE NOT GIVING THEM THAT ATTENTION, MERELY FLOODING THEIR THREADS WITH IRRELEVANT CONTENT. IF THEY FEED OFF NEGATIVE ATTENTION WHY ARE THEY HERE WHERE THEY ARE GIVEN NEXT TO NONE OF IT? NEGATIVE ATTENTION DROVE THEM OUT OF /mu/ AND /tv/.

28 min later 9123464 Anonymous
>>9123287 > WE'RE AT DEFCON 5 HERE. So everything is fine and dandy then? Honestly you should really look into that stuff before using it in sentences.

28 min later 9123469 General Patton
>>9123440 NO MERELY ILLUSTRATING THAT THOSE WHO STAND IDLY BY WILL NEVER MAKE HISTORY. I PLAN ON DROPPING THIS TRIP FOREVER WHEN WE WIN THE WAR. WHY DID I TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY YOU ARE CLEARLY A TROLL AND A SHITTY TROLL.

29 min later 9123475 PlατΩ ( ´∀`)
>>9123469 Win the war on Jews? http://www.nytimes.com/1994/06/12/n yregion/the-patton-family-an-intima te-portrait.html?pagewanted=all&src =pm http://www.godlikeproductions.com/f orum1/message1520044/pg1 voices.yahoo.com/the-dark-side-geor ge-s-patton-666204.html?cat=37

29 min later 9123476 General Patton
>>9123464 I PROBABLY SHOULD WE ARE AT FPCON DELTA HOW IS THAT?

30 min later 9123483 General Patton
>>9123475 GO BACK TO /pol/ JEWS ARE HARMLESS, SOFT-SHELLED MELVINS.

31 min later 9123494 PlατΩ ( ´∀`)
>>9123483 You can't even stay in character. Maybe you should go to /pol/ and become a better method actor.

32 min later 9123500 Anonymous
Hiding their bullshit fagthreads is fast and easy. Also, it helps bump out the rampant troll threads that would otherwise be shitting up this board. That said, they are enormous faggots that I'd prefer leave this board.

33 min later 9123508 Anonymous (1343620371038.gif 501x585 10kB)
>>9123483 >JEWS ARE HARMLESS Yeah, I was wondering who was behind raiding other legitimate threads, at last I truly see.

34 min later 9123514 Lucy
Word of the wise, If you're using a trip to 'raid' You're an imbecile. How new are you?

35 min later 9123519 Anonymous
>>9123506 >>9123514 y u do dat

36 min later 9123525 Anonymous
>>9123506 Word of the wise, If you're using a trip to post. You're an imbecile. How new are you?

36 min later 9123526 Anonymous
Lol, that's some funny raiding in that kpop thread >wow so determination

37 min later 9123531 Anonymous
Patton, I support you, but I refuse to save gore to my PC. Good luck though, I'm with you in spirit. Death to Kpop threads!

39 min later 9123536 Anonymous
you aren't fucking subtle, general. this is not how you win a war. we must raid their threads with music they consider 'shitty', to the point in which they leave. we must be stealthy.

41 min later 9123549 General Patton
>>9123508 JEWS ARE A SCAPEGOAT YOU REALLY THINK THEY'D ALLOW YOU TO KNOW WHO REALLY HAS POWER? KEEP IT COMING THEY ARE ALREADY BUTTHURT BUT TRYING TO PLAY IT COOL.

41 min later 9123551 Anonymous
KPop moved because of mods perma-banning them for every single post with a picture on /vg/, you really think those autists care about gore? They don't give a shit what the community thinks, all you're doing is wasting your own time, not that your time has any value.

46 min later 9123572 PlατΩ ( ´∀`)
>>9123549 If you're going to fight coreans, why didn't you call yourself MacArthur? Coreans are the jews of Asia. Japan stronk.

50 min later 9123601 Anonymous
ITT: The Australian cancer discusses how to make the board worse. >>9123549 Yes, obviously. Their media control, global financial power, and vast political power are all entirely coincidental. They simply have those things due to God's blessing as his Chosen People. And of course, thirty-million Jews were murdered in the Holocaust for no reason whatsoever, despite less than a third of that number being present in all of occupied Europe.

52 min later 9123621 PlατΩ ( ´∀`)
>>9123601 That's sixty trillion to you, goyim.

54 min later 9123630 Anonymous (rage.jpg 187x204 11kB)
Worst raid ever. >>9123601 >thirty-million Jews How dare you forget the 600 trillion!

55 min later 9123638 Anonymous (1381190013999.jpg 762x716 42kB)
They're the refuse of their boards, unwanted and despised. We're the refuse of humankind, unwanted and despised. I see nothing wrong with their presence here.

1 hours later 9123665 Anonymous
I agree with this thread Robots need to view ourselves as a community. If we're not going to watch each other's backs, nobody will. We're all we've got and we've GOT to start working together as a community.

1 hours later 9123757 Anonymous
>>9123601 Why is this Australia specific cancer?

1 hours later 9123788 Anonymous (kpop7-com-mv-2ne1-i-am-the-best-hd-1080p-youtube-03863[1].jpg 878x494 60kB)
I say we let the kpop threads stay but fuck /mu/ and /tv/

1 hours later 9123802 Anonymous
>>9123788 Why so? I don't see the difference

1 hours later 9123819 Anonymous
I dont mind them nearly as much as the bunch of insecure fags that invaded r9k.

1 hours later 9123838 Anonymous
>>9123819 >the bunch of insecure fags that invaded r9k I hope you're doing your part and trolling them incessantly whenever you have the chance?

1 hours later 9123842 Anonymous
>>9123819 You're just as bad as them. >WAAHH MAH 17 THREADS OF MAH OLD R9K

1 hours later 9123862 Anonymous
>fembots >sugessting spamming No anon, you are the cancer. Seriously, what will this solve? Getting rid of two threads you can easily hide with the click of a button? Stop being retarded. /r9k/ sucks because of the lack in diversity in topics despite the anything goes nature of the board. It's failed to do everything it was supposed to.

1 hours later 9123898 Anonymous
>>9123862 >can hide >still takes up space on front page >diversity in topics >implying r9k was made for that >kpoop general, waifu general = original content >implying implications

1 hours later 9123938 Anonymous I saged <:^)
>garbage board is mad that garbage gets shoved here red boards are shit, how new ru

1 hours later 9123948 Anonymous
This entire problem can be easily resolved by filtering /tvg/ and kpop.

1 hours later 9123976 Anonymous
>>9123938 blue boards are safe bland faggot garbage for stupid dorks and we should drag them behind trucks until they die

2 hours later 9124159 Anonymous
I'd rather have the koreaboos and paedos than more cookiecutter misogyny threads. The paedos have a lot in common with most robots anywayand the koreaboos stick to their own thread and don't bother anyone.

2 hours later 9124166 Anonymous
>>9124159 >jaigya >not bothering anyone Sure, nice blind eye you got.

2 hours later 9124183 Anonymous (abbyfire.jpg 652x691 399kB)
This is our board now. And there is nothing you can do to stop us. Chloe thread now.

2 hours later 9124191 Anonymous
>>9123287 >Our numbers are greater and our wills are stronger. top kek

2 hours later 9124211 Anonymous
we have subject headings so you can just filter us, how can you not work a god damn filter? >>9124159 we don't actually have any pedos really

2 hours later 9124221 Anonymous
>>9124166 Oh true, he's kind of annoying, but most of them are fine. >>9124211 m8 the /tv/ thread is the paedo thread. /r9k/ has plenty of its own paedos though so nobody's judging. I'm sure some people like seeing the cute pictures.

2 hours later 9124259 Anonymous
>>9124221 The average age of girls in there is way above 18 , hardly anyone even post kieran shipka. the threads are extremely homo, but not paedo

2 hours later 9124350 Anonymous
>>9124191 them strong willed r9k guys! kek indeed

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