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2013-10-07 12:23 9006184 Anonymous (1372115930659.jpg 400x300 41kB)
Britfag here.
How would I go about getting therapy on the NHS? What are the chances that my therapist would be qt? Could I request a female therapist? What kind of things are kept on my medical record? Do I need to be diagnosed with anything? Will it affect my job?
I'm employed and don't have suicidal thoughts or anything. I'm not aspie but I'm close and I could fake it. I am a sexual deviant with a bad home life. Could I just say that I'm concerned about my thoughts? Extreme political and sexual stuff.
I have physical trouble with speaking. Nothing serious but could I get something for that?
Please tell me your stories.
1 min later 9006202 Anonymous
none, my gp just gave me pills and told me to stop drinking
8 min later 9006301 Anonymous
>>9006202
Fucking suicide pills, m8. You should have slashed his throat there and then.
21 min later 9006487 Anonymous
What if I tell then that I am developing a strong sexual interest in little girls?
23 min later 9006515 Anonymous
>>9006487
they will probably put you in a secure psychiatric ward
42 min later 9006769 Anonymous
>How would I go about getting therapy on the NHS?
go to the doctors moron
>What are the chances that my therapist would be qt?
low, most qts work in child psychology
>What kind of things are kept on my medical record?
drugs you take, self harm etc
>Do I need to be diagnosed with anything?
no, you go to the psychologist to get a diagnosis
>Will it affect my job?
only if you get sectioned
I'm not a doctor, this is just my personal experience
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