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2013-10-06 10:03 9004362 Anonymous (1.jpg 424x394 12kB)
>smoking weed w a friend outside near a parking lot >head back to car after smoking >friend starts checking how much weed we have left >we have a about 1.5g left >hear a knocking on the window and see a flashlight >its the cops, o shit >they arrest us >tfw I feel like a dirty criminal loser ;_; The cop told since it was my first time being arrested I can get something called a Conditional Discharge which after successfully passing probation, your record will be clean. ;_;

2 min later 9004400 Anonymous
You should have done it in california Weed is normal here and the police dont give a fuck. Too bad you probably live in a hick town in a fascist conservative state.

4 min later 9004414 Anonymous
>2013 >not living in Colorado or Washington

4 min later 9004416 Anonymous
Loser! You're a loser!! Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well you should you be because you are dirt! You make me sick you big baby! Baby want a bottle!? A big dirt bottle!?

5 min later 9004428 Anonymous
>>9004362 Did you cry like a bitch?

5 min later 9004431 Anonymous
>>9004400 Where the hell in Orwellian-as-fuck California do you live where the police don't beat you up and shoot your dog for having weed?

6 min later 9004441 Anonymous
>arrested for a gram and a half of weed >laughingwhores.jpg Don't worry brother, your time will come. Come move up to Seattle?

6 min later 9004442 Anonymous
>>9004362 fucking idiot, bet you didnt even know your rights. go google that shit, youtube has a ton of vids of people getting away from the popo. they only have the power you legally give them by answering questions wrong like a fucking 15 year old stoner i know you are. fucks sake.

7 min later 9004452 Anonymous
>>9004428 no, I was just in shock never thought I'd see myself getting arrested and being asked to "watch your head" while entering the back of the cop car I go to a p decent school w a 3.7 gpa >tfw

8 min later 9004461 Anonymous
>>9004431 norcal obviously.

8 min later 9004470 Anonymous
>>9004441 I wish m8, I live w my parents in NJ, I commute to school >tfw my parents don't know yet and they'll probably never find out

8 min later 9004471 Anonymous
>>9004431 they are white im guessing

9 min later 9004475 Anonymous
We smoke in the park all day, from around 11 am to 10 pm while we skate and the cops dont do anything, its in cali but come on smoking in plain sight is nothing here lol

9 min later 9004476 Anonymous
>>9004431 >go to dispensary >wave to cops on the way out they truly dont give two fucks now. cant wait for them to become based washington-tier and give out free doritos at hemp concerts.

11 min later 9004498 Anonymous
>>9004442 what? they saw the weed on my friends lap, we were caught red handed m8, there was nothing we could've done.. At least it isn't a felony, its a disorderly persons which is a fancy word for misdemeanor Some of my stoner friends from uni say to just stay clean through probation and that charge will go away from my record

12 min later 9004515 Anonymous
>>9004362 oh I forgot to add my court date is October 17 h-hold me robots

12 min later 9004521 Anonymous
>>9004461 I live in Norcal and they're going Judge Dredd on pot growers now and locking you up for possession. No idea what you're talking about.

14 min later 9004549 Anonymous
>>9004498 in that case, both you and your friend are fucking idiots. smoke at each others apartments or get a pen vape. If you have ANY intelligence it isnt difficult at all. fucking retards give stoners a bad name.

17 min later 9004577 Anonymous
>tfw kilo of mids costs about $100 hahahahaha I love south america

17 min later 9004581 Anonymous
>smoking weed Why? I think lower of people who smoke weed. That is the truth.

22 min later 9004634 Anonymous (1363055382924.jpg 709x639 120kB)
>>9004581 There's nothing wrong with smoking weed. Why do it? Because it's relaxing.

23 min later 9004655 Anonymous
>>9004581 Lol you have no place to look down on anyone.

25 min later 9004675 Anonymous
>>9004581 for me its either weed of vicodin. id rather not kill my liver.

26 min later 9004692 Anonymous
>>9004655 >Lol You reek of insecurity.

29 min later 9004751 Anonymous
>>9004362 where do you live where you can get a Conditional Discharge? doesn't really sound like a bad deal. Some of my friends have had their life ruined over a couple grams

50 min later 9005020 Anonymous
>>9004751 I live in America, more specifically New jersey

54 min later 9005073 Anonymous
that's cool OP I smoked alone on my secluded secondary back porch. Just myself, the rain, and some music. No cops, no bad vibes, no arrest.

58 min later 9005142 Anonymous
>>9004362 OP is the faggot from edgewater because i remember this post from like a week ago, and I keep seeing it. Can you stop fucking posting about this? Sage in the worst of ways

1 hours later 9005164 Anonymous
I mean, i kinda feel bad for OP because of the obvious reasons, but it's really, really, easy to not get caught. Just don't fucking smoke in your car or in public. I dont understand why that's so hard for people to understand. If you can't find a safe place to smoke, just wait until you do. Getting high right this fucking second is just not worth getting caught.

1 hours later 9005178 Anonymous
>mfw amerifats get arrested for possession Holy shit, why is everything so backwards in the states? I got caught with 9 grams of hash on me, i got a fine and got to keep my stash

1 hours later 9005303 Anonymous
>>9004431 I live in mid-california, near the coast, and everyone in my town smokes weed. Even the cops. People fucking drive around here smoking joints or stand around in front of their houses smoking weed.

4 hours later 9007977 Anonymous
>>9004362 >stole metal >was told I can apply for expungement after probation >after probation >pay tourney to show up via fucking telephone >denied expungement, have to wait 2 years and try again. Fuck the united states court system. OP is now a criminal for carrying around a plant.

4 hours later 9008011 Anonymous
>>9007977 if you can't do the time don't do the crime

4 hours later 9008044 Anonymous
>>9004362 serves you right for being a pothead you useless sack of shit

4 hours later 9008053 Anonymous
just stopped by to say that it fills my heart with joy to see my OC being used

4 hours later 9008065 Anonymous
>>9008011 No, we were promised expungement after successful completion of our probation. I was let off after one full yea, and full restitution paid. It was the agreement upon which we settled for a plea. They didn't hold up their end.

4 hours later 9008105 Anonymous
America: where you can buy insa e amounts of amphetamines, anti psychotics/depressants and whatnot over the counter, but a little weed/lsd makes people go beserk. God you guys are twats.

4 hours later 9008118 Anonymous
>>9004581 inb4 the entire thread turns into straight edgers calling all drug users junkies

4 hours later 9008133 Anonymous
>not ratting your friend out and your dealer to get a clean record Nice one you beta fuck. And your record never gets totally washed. That stain will always be with you

7 hours later 9009990 Anonymous
>>9004362 This is why I quit smoking weed. It feels nice but it's not fucking worth going to jail over. Until it's 100% legal it's honestly not worth it.

9 hours later 9011445 Anonymous
Funny story time, OP! >my sister is 19 >driving around smoking pot with her best friend >cop pulls them over >"Wow you guys are smoking weed? You could get in big big trouble for this. If I ever catch you doing this again I will arrest you" >Cop lets them go >yes, he just let them go >that's it. Dead serious >not exaggerating Enjoy your male privilege, anon!

9 hours later 9011477 Anonymous
>>9011445 Does she live in NY? That's the cops do here. Not out of any sense of courtesy, they just don't feel like going through the hassle of writing up a contraband report and clogging up the evidence room for something that's equal to a parking ticket.

9 hours later 9011484 Anonymous
>>9011445 That has nothing to do with being a male. I've known plenty of guys who were pulled over while smoking and been let off with a warning. It depends entirely on where you live. If you live in some backasswards state, you'll probably get arrested. If you live in a state filled with niggers and crime, like California, or a place where it's de facto legal, chances are you'll get a slap on the wrist. Lets not turn this discussion into another "bitches and whores" thread

9 hours later 9011516 Anonymous
>>9011477 >Does she live in NY? That's the cops do here. A small town in New Jersey. >>9011484 It's almost certainly because they were two teenage girls. If it was two black guys they'd be fucked and you know it.

9 hours later 9011572 Anonymous
>>9011516 >>9011516 Right, but if it was two white teenage guys it would've been the same and if it was two black girls they would've been fucked.

12 hours later 9012578 Anonymous
>>9004362 If you have less than an ounce then it's just a fine you retard.

12 hours later 9012629 Anonymous (1366337111892.jpg 300x300 57kB)
serves you right, you degenerate sack of shit.

18 hours later 9014833 Anonymous
>>9012578 <50g is a disorderly persons (misdemeanor) I think >50g is a felony tho

21 hours later 9016301 Anonymous
>>9004470 where in nj? Cops there are super dicks depending on the town.

21 hours later 9016339 Anonymous
being arrested for the possession of 1 gram of anything.... lel

21 hours later 9016373 Anonymous
>>9004416 You tell 'em, Hank.

21 hours later 9016380 Anonymous
>do something illegal in public >be surprised and upset when the inevitable consequences come Stoners are easily the most myopic, dumb crowd ever.

21 hours later 9016394 Anonymous
>>9016339 what if it was LSD? that's 10,000 hits

21 hours later 9016414 Anonymous
>>9016339 >Oh so you've only got one gram of heroin? We're cool than, you can leave.

21 hours later 9016438 Anonymous
Sometimes it irritates me when i get into arguments with people on here and they seem to ignore points, respond with generalizations and attacks on strawmen and ad hominem attacks, throw out unrelated whiny shit as a "response" to an argument, etc Then I remember you're all 15 year olds who do sociopathic kid shit like in that other thread about ruining people's lives, and smoke weed outside in public places and then wonder why you get arrested. And that makes me feel a lot better, but on the other hand, kind of embarrassed that I actually argue with you guys.

21 hours later 9016454 Anonymous
>>9004362 >not being aware of your surroundings in a public place You shouldn't even be smoking weed if you can't handle it dumbass I like how this thread has devolved into a legality debate god ur stupid

22 hours later 9016681 Anonymous
>>9016394 thats why you always lay it on white on white. I have seen cops straight up miss a 10 pack in an envelope.

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