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2013-10-06 09:51 9004233 Anonymous (1.jpg 400x400 12kB)
>first day of work being as cashier >coworkers teaching me the ropes >have to help bag for about 4 hours >I have to help a qt3.14 Latina bagging >o fuck here we go >start making chit chat with her >she responds, probably being friendly, o well >start thinking about making out w her >I start feeling my face turning hot >few minutes later, it feels like it about to erupt >take a break after many hours >go to the bathroom, check out my face >its red, really red >tfw I've been blushing the whole entire time Welp. Looks like I have to quit right? Who the fuck blushes for that long, I hate being a robot. I can't function in society, what do? How can I fix this, do I tell her anything? She obviously knows I was blushing, she probably thinks its because of her, but I honestly don't know why

1 min later 9004252 Anonymous
>get new job >be a robot among normals >they don't know how to deal with me and vice versa >tfw asked by each of them "so how do you like the job?" more times than I can count over the course of a month

3 min later 9004276 Anonymous
femanon here. If she even noticed, she... 1. doesnt give a shit about it, men probably blush and drop spaghetti around her for her whole life 2. thinks its cute and feels bad for you and try being nicer to you or try to be less intimidating 3. will make fun of you, in which case she's a bitch 4. thinks it means you're a creep, which she probably thinks about 80% of men, so dont worry about it

4 min later 9004291 Anonymous
heh, I'm also crushing on a cute Latina girl. My biggest worry is that she'll realize I like her, so I go out of my way to avoid touching her, even accidentally. It's probably super obvious when I reflexively flinch and throw my arms up when we pass each other. I try to avoid talking to her, because when we talk I start to like her more, and can't help cracking a big goofy smile.

5 min later 9004300 Anonymous
>>9004233 It's really not that bad... I mean, I know guys whose face is always, constantly red. It's not too uncommon. Quick tip (for robotlife in general): It isn't a big deal if you don't make it out to be a big deal. Just forget about it and everyone else will.

5 min later 9004303 Anonymous
>Latina >actually caring about what a MINORITY thinks Dude who gives a fuck, she's a shitskin

8 min later 9004334 Anonymous
>>9004233 >Who the fuck blushes for that long >She obviously knows I was blushing Or maybe you just had a fever or high blood pressure or something? I don't think I'd assume someone whose face was red for hours was blushing, much less because of me.

10 min later 9004359 Anonymous
Dude. Next time you go in, just act like it never happened, I guarantee that she has not even thought about it since it happened, if she even noticed to begin with

14 min later 9004406 Anonymous
>>9004303 >soon to be the majority if demographic trends persist >mixed bloodline gives them the best traits of European, indigenous, and African genetics >best food ever u jelly

16 min later 9004430 Anonymous
>>9004406 sorry I don't converse w non white ppl

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