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2013-10-06 09:22 9003878 Anonymous (1377454399148.jpg 1280x828 257kB)
front to back or back to front?

3 min later 9003913 Anonymous
Why not just say "they" instead of making up words?

3 min later 9003920 Anonymous
I don't even understand how the fuck front to back works do people stand up when they wipe their asses or something?

5 min later 9003943 Anonymous
>Thon did all of thon's dishes >Phe's pet is per goldfish >Aled took Alex's dog to the park This abuse of pronouns is a butchering of the English language and I'm not even usually a grammar nazi

5 min later 9003948 Anonymous
>>9003920 I do front to back or else I'd be getting shit on my genitals. How can you NOT reach?

7 min later 9003968 Anonymous
>>9003948 >mfw people actually think you get shit on your junk when you wipe back to front it's called WIPING your ass, not smearing your shit around your asshole

10 min later 9004004 Anonymous
Why the fuck is there twenty gender neutral pronouns when you only need one?

10 min later 9004009 Anonymous
Girls need to front to back, doesn't matter to guys at all unless they are wiping up to their balls.

11 min later 9004011 Anonymous
>saves this picture in his retarded tumblr bullshit folder for future use

11 min later 9004022 Anonymous
>>9003920 Do you not stand up to wipe your ass?

13 min later 9004044 Anonymous
>everything is rape ;_; >rape the English language without mercy It's tumblrtime

13 min later 9004051 Anonymous
>>9004022 absolutely not. why the hell would I ever want to do that? >spread legs while sitting >take folded piece of toilet paper and wipe ass, back to front >stop wiping before I reach my balls because I'm not a filthy animal >drop toilet paper in toilet >repeat

15 min later 9004065 Anonymous
>>9004051 >not checking to see if there is shit on your toilet paper before dropping it in the toilet Filthy casual.

16 min later 9004082 Anonymous
Even if they WANT gender neutral pronouns, that don't imply more than one person, why the fuck are there 20 of them?

16 min later 9004088 Anonymous
>>9004065 >he feels the need to stare at his own waste like a child I just forgot to include that step :(

16 min later 9004092 Anonymous
sometimes i flush early so i can dip the toilet paper in toilet water to clean my asshole better i wish there was a sink or something near my toilet but there aint

19 min later 9004111 Anonymous
>>9004088 Enjoy mindlessly wasting toilet paper because you don't check to see if there is still shit that needs to be wiped left, faggot.

19 min later 9004116 Anonymous
>OP brings up a bullshit topic >discussion spirals to how to wipe your ass properly >faith in /r9k/ restored Anyway, back to front here, never really thought that there's an alternative. Maybe there's a whole new world of possibilities to discover.

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