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2013-10-04 02:34 8967187 Anonymous (tumblr_mu29rtLyYh1qa42jro1_1280.jpg 635x950 287kB)
This is Hannah Montana America, America, The West,

1 min later 8967204 Anonymous
do we really need ANOTHER thread about this

1 min later 8967213 Anonymous
shes just embarassing. and shes not even hot.

2 min later 8967221 Anonymous (tumblr_mu28dcDHee1qa42jro1_1280.jpg 1024x1533 336kB)
Life, Liberty, And the Pursuit of Happiness look at hannah montanas shitty flat tits

2 min later 8967229 Anonymous (tumblr_mu28gx8RMU1qa42jro1_1280.jpg 1024x1533 378kB)
dat nip slip montana hana

4 min later 8967252 Anonymous (Hannah-Montana-Wallpaper-hannah-montana-751785_1024_768.jpg 1024x768 837kB)
she was cuter back then i think

4 min later 8967254 Anonymous
>>8967229 Yo she can do whatever she wants one way or another, its her life But when she makes that face I want to punch her in it

4 min later 8967255 Anonymous
>>8967221 dude she has perfect nipples why can't i find a gf with those kind of nips

4 min later 8967256 Anonymous
>>8967213 I hate to be yet another 2/10 wouldn't bang neckbeard guy, but I have to agree.

6 min later 8967278 Anonymous
I find it funny that Jamie Foxx called her a "dumb slut" or something to that extent in an interview or something. This was a few years back, when she was still "Hannah Montana". I just some whore put a pic on Facebook about why she got naked in her "Wrecking Ball" video. Basically, her nudity "symbolizes" that she was stripped emotionally by the last McDouche she dated. And her making out with a hammer means she still "loves the pain."

8 min later 8967297 Anonymous
>>8967229 she's fucking hideous, but got damn her boobs look appetizing here.

9 min later 8967309 Anonymous
>>8967278 >about why she got naked in her "Wrecking Ball" video. Basically, her nudity "symbolizes" that she was stripped emotionally by the last McDouche she dated. And her making out with a hammer means she still "loves the pain." So deep.

11 min later 8967342 Anonymous
>>8967309 I sense a doge image coming out of that quote, for some reason.

11 min later 8967344 Anonymous (hook line.png 363x405 287kB)
hook, line....

12 min later 8967355 Anonymous
>Those feet tatoos Jesus, what a nightmare it was.

12 min later 8967356 Anonymous (and sinker.png 386x490 358kB)
>>8967344 ...and sinker

13 min later 8967375 Anonymous
I think Wrecking Ball is a good song. Haven't seen the video and don't care to.

13 min later 8967383 Anonymous (1380790741631.jpg 590x420 54kB)
Can she just do porn already?

14 min later 8967391 Anonymous
>>8967383 I give it by the end of next year for a sex tape.

14 min later 8967393 Anonymous
>>8967356 >>8967344 Pope Borgia what are you doing

16 min later 8967408 Anonymous
ew, girul nekid. how shamefur for her country

16 min later 8967419 Anonymous
>>8967187 >red eyes jesus,no one even tries anymore

17 min later 8967426 Anonymous
>>8967393 I think the guy in OPs pic is Jeremy Irons

18 min later 8967438 Anonymous
>>8967391 It's going to have high camera quality and like, fifty black dudes, and it's going to have her new single playing in the back.

20 min later 8967459 Anonymous
>>8967438 >not having one of her disney songs playing in the distance my god the deliciousness

22 min later 8967495 Anonymous
>>8967459 >has both latino and black guys fucking her and every hole possible at the same time >best of both worlds is playing in the background

28 min later 8967593 Anonymous
>>8967495 >Random cuts to weird randum shit like bananas being peeled and nails being hammered into wood.

29 min later 8967603 Anonymous
>>8967495 I wonder if she'd recognize the irony. if she does I wonder if she would take to it well.

33 min later 8967650 saturno
>>8967627 you mean terry richardson? he's the one that takes this kind of pictures

33 min later 8967658 Anonymous
Who is the guy that took these pictures and took pictures of a bunch of other celebrities?

37 min later 8967703 Anonymous
Another great role model for young girls on tumblr. The future looks bright.

38 min later 8967726 Anonymous
>>8967650 Sorry about that, and thanks,

40 min later 8967738 Anonymous
>>8967603 she would be taking it very well....if you knows what i means

42 min later 8967774 Anonymous
>>8967187 her face looks weird.

43 min later 8967787 Anonymous
I don't get the obsession with her

52 min later 8967900 Anonymous
>>8967187 >>8967221 Her face actually looks cute in these.

1 hours later 8968092 Anonymous (4564307+_0eff0865a61986755fb04276530fb818.jpg 515x326 89kB)
the problem is that millions of girls think o fmiley as their idol and follow her like a devine figure. they WORSHIP her. this sort of shit is why the west is dying, why the girls here are the worst women on the planet

1 hours later 8968133 Anonymous (image.jpg 233x216 21kB)
>>8968092 You know exactly 0 girls.

1 hours later 8968226 Anonymous
>>8968133 you wouldn't happen to be a nigger, now would you?

2 hours later 8968906 Anonymous (1374233352565.jpg 2560x1920 1036kB)
>Women like Natalie Dormer frequently bare their breasts on shows like Game of Thrones and movies as well >No one bats an eye >Miley Cyrus wears a provocative outfit >HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL AMERICA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT You guys are fags

2 hours later 8969354 Anonymous
>>8968906 That's because Miley's target audience used to be children and tweens. Now I'm guessing it's a little older, but primarily because he fans have gotten, what, 2 or 3 years older?

2 hours later 8969378 Anonymous
>>8969354 >but primarily because he fans have gotten, what, 2 or 3 years older? Well, it's been at least 5 years since miley was very popular as hannah montana, so I think that's an underestimate. This is no different from the debauching of britney spears or christina aguilera, not sure why people are freaking out about it.

2 hours later 8969400 Anonymous
More like >this is a child star trying to remain relevant and succeeding by being so outrageous, hated and controversial Every bit of attention counts, op. Good job adding to it.

2 hours later 8969455 Anonymous
>>8967221 Justin bieber is way worse. Fuck you canada.

2 hours later 8969456 nap
she doesn't have an ass fit for showbusiness

3 hours later 8969576 Anonymous
>>8967187 I wonder if her dad faps to this shit.

3 hours later 8969599 Anonymous
>Miley Cyrus is a whore >world in shock

3 hours later 8969637 Anonymous
>>8969455 Justin Bieber actually has talent and a semi-decent body. This bitch is just a vapid, dirty skank with a rich dad.

3 hours later 8969655 Anonymous
>>8969637 >Justin Bieber actually has talent lol pls stop >and a semi-decent body As decent as Miley's, sure. Honestly, I can't say one is worse than the other. They're both equally shit, almost the same kind of shit.

3 hours later 8969752 Anonymous (miley-cyrus-23-music-video_1.jpg 1200x675 82kB)
Anyone seen that 23 video? Miley is a badd.

3 hours later 8969758 Anonymous
>>8969655 >lol pls stop no u. kid can sing and dance and play the drums like a bad motherfucker. he's a little faggot, sure, but he's talented as shit. >As decent as Miley's lol, no. miley looks like her entire day consists of throwing up.

3 hours later 8969771 Anonymous
Terry Richardson is the worst living photographer I swear to god.

3 hours later 8969803 Anonymous
>>8969637 Look at this faggy asshole trying desperately to defend Canadians. Canada will never live down unleashing bieber onto the world.

3 hours later 8969824 Anonymous (miley-cyrus-first-photo-2.jpg 252x320 19kB)
>>8967252 You seemed to have posted the wrong picture.

3 hours later 8969846 Anonymous (1379040734083.gif 256x192 958kB)
>>8968906 why are you willfully ignorant, do you just like to play devils advocate?

3 hours later 8969870 Anonymous
>>8969354 You do realize my sister, who fucking loved that show when she was younger, is now 13 and think Miley Cyrus is, and I quote, "A disgusting whore." Any girl with any common sense realizes Miley is an attention-whoring idiot . >>8969576 He's probably going to off himself.

3 hours later 8969879 saturno
>>8969771 I agree, you can only justify that shit with spontaneity or whatever he's trying to do, to some point

3 hours later 8969906 Anonymous
i dont get it. is she selling tongue products. why have i seen her tongue so many times.

3 hours later 8969927 Fandroid
It's the year 2013 and people are still shocked by sex.

3 hours later 8969959 Anonymous
I can't help but see her whole situation as nothing more than corporate fucktards using her as a cashgrab by keeping her mainstream with all of the "shocking" stuff she keeps doing. >The innocent girl musician shtick has run its course... >Shit! What should we do? >Turn her into a whore just like all of the other ones we used? >Oh right, that always works! Instant publicity.

3 hours later 8969967 Anonymous
>>8969927 do you think people are actually shocked or they're just using this as an excuse to talk about how they think girls are whores

3 hours later 8969973 Anonymous
pornstar wehn?

3 hours later 8970010 Anonymous
She has boy hips.

3 hours later 8970034 Anonymous
>>8969967 this is /r9k/. we can't even stubb our toes on the doorstop without blaming it on imaginary feminists.

3 hours later 8970056 Anonymous
I didn't even know Hanna Montana and Miley were the same person until this thread, and I liked it that way.

3 hours later 8970061 Fandroid
>>8969959 >Pro-tip: All mainstream music is contrived. All these people thinking they're geniuses "HA I BET IT'S ALL FOR PUBLICITY TO MAKE MONEY".

3 hours later 8970075 Anonymous
>>8970061 >All mainstream music is contrived. I realize that. I just find it particularly hard to see past it in this scenario.

3 hours later 8970128 Anonymous
I think she'd be cuter if all this recent bullshit wasn't just a publicity campaign orchestrated by her agents and managers.

3 hours later 8970157 Anonymous
When she does stuff like this, the entire world watches and talks about her. She's an attention whore like so many celebrities, and a damn good one at that.

3 hours later 8970178 Anonymous
>>8970010 That's what makes it sexy

3 hours later 8970195 Anonymous (MIA feet.jpg 526x674 63kB)
>>8970061 >>Pro-tip: All mainstream music is contrived. M.I.A isn't

4 hours later 8970342 Anonymous
Miley Cyrus cures insomnia by exposing her nipple in a "daring" photo shoot, sleepy people everywhere rejoice

4 hours later 8970537 Anonymous
>>8968092 This. The day after her vma performance, every dumb slut on my facebook friends list wrote a big rant about how she's just an empowered womyn and people need to respect her. I remember reading an article a bunch of sluts posted that basically said that the problem with her performance wasn't that it was slutty (it then went on about how traumatic slut-shaming can be), it was just racist. I think it had something to do with using teddy bears as props. I've wanted to delete my fb for a while, but goddamnit it's just too entertaining to watch the whores start screeching and howling when something like this happens.

4 hours later 8970631 Anonymous
>>8969803 >canadians please do not bring canadians into this, they are your cuckolding masters you know in reality canada is now durkadurkastan with the amount of immigration we have here, dear lord some parts of toronto are LITERALLY 90%+ non-white

4 hours later 8970711 Anonymous
>>8970195 I love MIA but come on. >oooh edgy songs about the third world >marries an heir to a fortune >on a major label >only plays huge venues She's like a hipster RATM. Completely full of shit and lacking self awareness.

4 hours later 8970733 Anonymous (zimzam.jpg 350x268 32kB)
>>8969870 >Any girl with any common sense >female >common sense >any gr9 b0 m-

4 hours later 8970777 Anonymous
>>8970061 >What are MGMT >>8970733 >A girl can't have common sense

4 hours later 8970845 Anonymous
>>8970537 >it was just racist. And people laugh at me when I say that society will collapse. You should shame them as hard as you can. I guarantee they will feel pain over it.

4 hours later 8970857 Anonymous
>>8967229 >>8967221 >>8967187 Damn she looks like a nasty hoe. Fucking gross.

5 hours later 8970901 Anonymous
>>8967383 Negro what Just What

5 hours later 8970920 Anonymous
>>8967221 Proof again that Busty = Pure Maiden and Flat = Dirty Slut

5 hours later 8970944 Anonymous
>>8970845 I've brought up how ridiculous some of their posts are, but it quickly turns from a discussion (like that's even possible with feminists) into a clusterfuck of independent womyn who don't need no man and level 99 whiteknights on a desperate hunt for pussy. I can never tell if it's entertaining, or downright depressing. I think the whiteknights are worse than the sluts. They're humiliating themselves in the hopes of fucking some washed up single mother/fat cunt. It breaks my heart to see what society has done to men.

5 hours later 8970974 Anonymous
>>8970920 fuck off she has terrible tits and that has nothing to do with the fact that she acts like a slut you faggot nigger

5 hours later 8970975 Anonymous
>>8967383 >>8970901 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSfJ xZ9I3z0

5 hours later 8971005 Anonymous
>>8970974 Sounds like I hit a nerve there. Don't worry, I'm sure you're not a slut despite your flat chest.

5 hours later 8971028 Anonymous
>>8970061 I like Mackelmore. Gotta respect that all of their success is done without a recording label. Sure it took him a few more years but still.

5 hours later 8971163 Anonymous
>>8970537 >it was just racist. How exactly? I really just don't understand.

5 hours later 8971235 Anonymous
>>8971163 Something about how the teddy bears looked like black people. I swear it's like these people just sit around all day thinking of things to be upset about. I don't know whether I should hate them or pity them.

6 hours later 8971796 Anonymous
She used to be so cute, I jacked off to her as Hannah Montana many times.

9 hours later 8973264 Anonymous
>>8967658 Terry Richardson, such a creepy old fuck.

9 hours later 8973278 Anonymous
I just realized, with a bit of photoshop, you could probably make a composite of all the photos to make a fully nude picture of Hannah if someone was so inclined, that is

9 hours later 8973307 Anonymous
>>8967229 I find this picture incredibly easy to fap to.

10 hours later 8973323 Anonymous (Terry.jpg 780x1181 885kB)
Look at this weirdo, so dirty looking.

10 hours later 8973507 Anonymous
I like her areolas, but she's a whore. And she's making it as clear as possible she just wants attention and desperately wants to remain relevant. Give it all away this fast and you'll have nothing new to keep people interested in you.

10 hours later 8973570 Anonymous (500full.gif 373x307 197kB)
>>8967221 Is this for reals? Photoshopped?

10 hours later 8973608 Anonymous
>>8967375 Basically, the last time someone this popular was risque, it was Madonna. Basically, sexually repressed america can't fucking handle titties, which is why she gets so much flak

10 hours later 8973612 Anonymous (1380843993186.jpg 1280x846 788kB)
>>8973323 >you'll never get to photograph naked celebrities and get paid for it Oh Terry.

11 hours later 8973687 Anonymous
>>8967187 God I would sideways fuck the shit outta her with her mouth hanging open and gobs of droll spilling out of the side of her mouth while she grunts loudly every time my dick slams into her cunt

11 hours later 8973702 Anonymous
>>8969378 And this is why r9k sucks. As you can see, you are correct. And everyone else here is fucktarded

11 hours later 8973772 Anonymous
>>8973612 >laughing black guy rubbing his cock against the ass next to him

11 hours later 8973840 Anonymous
what was that south park episode that predicted people would treat miley the same way they treated Brit.

11 hours later 8973949 Anonymous
>>8973840 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britne y%27s_New_Look

12 hours later 8974085 Anonymous
>>8973949 It's creepy how right south park can be sometimes.

12 hours later 8974122 Anonymous
>>8974085 They just say the things as they are. It was bound to happen sooner or later, we humans are not as complicated as we think

12 hours later 8974135 Anonymous
>>8968906 She looks so much better with dark hair

12 hours later 8974156 Anonymous
>>8969637 Beiber is skinny as fuck and has terrible posture which makes his abs stand out. I'm not a beiber hater, just pointing that out, he must weigh about 130lbs tops.

12 hours later 8974176 Anonymous
i really want to fuck her

12 hours later 8974235 Anonymous
>>8967187 >>8967221 IMO she looks really pretty. Who really gives a fuck, though? You're all going on about how it's a big publicity stunt, but you're buying into it like the sheep you are.

12 hours later 8974277 Anonymous
>>8974235 >IMO she looks really pretty. You have literally zero taste. 0.001% of women can look good with short hair. Guess what? She's not one. Then for point two she's a typical drunken slag. Stellar role model for children.

12 hours later 8974310 Anonymous
Wjat bothers me the most is how rectangular she is.

12 hours later 8974362 Anonymous
>>8974277 >Muh opinion on attractiveness = Fact!!!!1 Wow you sure convinced me. She's got nice eyes IMO, and I like her short hair. If you don't, that's your deal, faggot. And not only is Hannah Montana not airing anymore, she's 20 fucking years old. That's not "role model" tier. Maybe in the first place you shouldn't make strangers on TV people your children should strive to emulate.

14 hours later 8975009 Anonymous
>>8973612 >>8973323 I'm surprised so few people have mentioned how creepy these pictures are, he's in his late 40s.

14 hours later 8975028 Charles Barkley
>>8967187 Am I going to be the only person that realizes this is a joke from A Bit of Fry and Laurie?

14 hours later 8975178 Anonymous
>>8974310 This. Why does she not have any hips?

14 hours later 8975185 Anonymous
I don't really mind this. We're just apes, and it's just a human body. Who the fuck gives a shit? Stop being prudes.

14 hours later 8975193 Anonymous
She's 10 years too late. Why do women wait so long to do 'nudes'? No one wants to see granny porn.

15 hours later 8975259 Anonymous
>>8969959 They had a whole episode of south park about this.

15 hours later 8975283 Anonymous
>>8971028 Yeah and now he's fucking a another of the many used up, coked out Disney star. Very admirable.

15 hours later 8975338 Anonymous
>>8973608 It'd be different if she were cute.

15 hours later 8975360 Anonymous
>>8973612 >>8973323 He looks like somebody who has coke orgies or something.

15 hours later 8975453 Anonymous
Hollywood does this to people. Chapelle was right. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHps iSSNapQ

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