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2013-10-01 03:18 8930697 Anonymous (1rew89n2.wizardchan.byuAU2q.png 1024x768 765kB)
Virgins of r9k. This guy is having sex with his girlfriend. He's the former admin of an imageboard for virgins. What's your excuse?

1 min later 8930704 Anonymous
I'm 28, have no friends and I live with my mom. That's my excuse.

1 min later 8930705 Anonymous
I am not of caucasian descent

2 min later 8930714 Anonymous
>>8930704 He lost his virginity at 19

2 min later 8930715 LuciferianClown
My excuse? Hmm... I'm bitter. I'm ugly. I'm always in a nasty mood. I don't shower for one whole week. I hate myself. I'm stressed out. And last but not least, I'm a loser. And I'm black. Well, that's the reason why I won't ever get a qt asian girl, at least.

2 min later 8930720 Anonymous
>>8930697 I remember some fag with a trip complained on one thread about him having man boobs. I want him to give an excuse.

2 min later 8930721 Anonymous
I don't have an excuse. I'm just unattractive.

3 min later 8930727 You Are (Not) Kevin-kun
I hate women and until a woman makes me go dokidoki, I will never love again.

3 min later 8930732 Anonymous
>>8930715 Oh wow, you're black?! Common nigguh, you gotta do better.

4 min later 8930735 Anonymous
>>8930714 Then, I guess I was worse than him.

4 min later 8930737 Anonymous
why don't we all just have sex with each other so we are no longer virgins? That's the most important issue here, right?

4 min later 8930742 Anonymous (1rf8mxj0.wizardchan.b2IlBaf.jpg 1944x2592 330kB)
Also, here's the proof

5 min later 8930755 Anonymous
Because I almost never go outside, even when I do it's not like I try. In fact, there's no point in me even trying considering he amount of guys on campus who are noticeably taller, more muscular, and have more confidence than I do.

5 min later 8930758 Anonymous
He's a midget cripple so women are more willing to pity fuck him. I'm just ugly and awkward.

6 min later 8930763 Anonymous
>>8930755 yeah, you have to be tall and muscular, just look at the picture of that guy

6 min later 8930765 Anonymous (1377412693285.jpg 320x180 10kB)
>>8930737 B-but that would be gay, anon...

7 min later 8930774 Anonymous (1rexvcjd.wizardchan.sitewrecker.png 534x716 488kB)
this is the woman he's fucking, she's danish

7 min later 8930775 Anonymous
>>8930721 This There's no excuse for me I am just plain, and am not very interestig

7 min later 8930778 Anonymous
I'm slightly below average height, I'm bald, and have gyno. Small penis too. Oh and a complete loser in all aspects of life.

8 min later 8930779 Anonymous
>>8930742 I don't believe it. That could be his cousin,and their holding hands.

9 min later 8930788 LuciferianClown
>>8930737 Unless one of you are either a trap or a highly effeminate man, then no. Sorry, I just can't do it with guys that aren't like that. >>8930732 I know... But it's so fucking tough.

9 min later 8930789 Anonymous
>>8930774 Fucking Lying, more proof fag or forever be labeled as a lying faggot.

9 min later 8930791 Anonymous
>>8930765 come on... it'll be fun.

10 min later 8930802 Anonymous
>>8930788 dude I'll just shave my beard and wear a wig. it's okay. after allwe'll make it out of virginity status.

10 min later 8930803 Anonymous
that woman had sex with him to get at the virgins on that site. i bet she got some sick form of pleasure in knowing she hurt a bunch of guys like that shes probably browsing v9k right now laughing. fucking cunt

11 min later 8930808 Anonymous (image.jpg 400x300 60kB)
>>8930788 Stop crying nigguh! GET BIG DAWG.

11 min later 8930809 Anonymous
>>8930779 Why wouId they do that?

11 min later 8930810 Anonymous
i have no "excuse" -- i don't socialize with people anymore so i don't expect to have hot sex w/ the pretty ladies i just want to see a picture of the woman who regularly fucks a crippled midget who has claws for arms

11 min later 8930812 Anonymous (1375757093068.gif 500x259 505kB)
>>8930697 this is that wizardchan shit I've been hearing about? They get upset over this faggot?

11 min later 8930815 Anonymous
>>8930697 Because this guy has a novelty factor. The girl probably got off about the fact that she was fucking an autistic undesirable dwarf cripple goyim.

12 min later 8930826 Anonymous
>>8930810 It was posted in this thread. Right here: >>8930774 and a picture of her hand: >>8930742

12 min later 8930831 Anonymous
>>8930809 To troll all the virgins duh

12 min later 8930833 Anonymous
>>8930803 >i bet >probably And you're probably a bitter virgin amirite? XD

12 min later 8930836 Anonymous
I know nothing about this guy except he was an admin for Wizardchan and isn't a virgin anymore. Does he have a good personality? What's he like?

13 min later 8930837 Anonymous
>>8930763 In order to compete with the alpha bros, yeah I do need to be tall and muscular. Maybe that guy doesn't but hey, I want qt's, not whores who will fuck cripples

13 min later 8930845 Anonymous
>>8930833 i guarantee i'm a bitter virgin you dumbshit, this is /r9k/

14 min later 8930855 Anonymous
>>8930836 >admin for Wizardchan >good personality I wouldn't think so.

14 min later 8930858 Anonymous
>>8930836 >Does he have a good personality? He was a weeaboo faggot. The 2D is superior kind

15 min later 8930876 Anonymous
my excuse is that i don't actively seek out friends/girlfriends/sexual partners. i just don't give a fuck, but atleast i don't complain about it on this shitty board

16 min later 8930891 LuciferianClown
>>8930808 Really niggah? Because I've seen many guys who're that /fit/ say that they still have >tfwnogf I don't think getting big will help that much. I'll still be socially awkward. >>8930802 Well the thing is that losing my virginity isn't the biggest problem. I just simply want a significant other. If I wanted to lose my virginity that bad, then I'd just pay an escort.

16 min later 8930896 Anonymous
there's also some motivational speaker (another deformed wheelchair midget, resembles the Little Man from Twin Peaks) who married a hot chick Sean Stephenson he proposed marriage to her publicly on camera http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Q_ XE7j9PA

17 min later 8930905 Anonymous
>>8930855 Yeah, I wouldn't think he does either, but that would be an assumption. How did he and the girl meet?

17 min later 8930910 Anonymous
Just imagine robots. SHE had to slap his limp body against hers, he probably made an evil elvish gurgle as his retard sperm hit her eggs. He drooled all over her.

18 min later 8930924 Anonymous
>>8930891 Naw nigguh, do be a bitch boi. Get hood nigguh.

19 min later 8930934 Anonymous
>>8930905 Through Wizardchan's IRC. She was actively seeking out the admin. She got banned several times, but the admin kept in contact with her.

20 min later 8930952 Anonymous
>>8930910 What kind of woman do you think she is who fucks someone like him?

21 min later 8930977 Anonymous
>>8930952 The freakiest freak ever. I would fuck the shit out of her. After scrubbed the retard skin flakes off of her.

23 min later 8930991 Anonymous
>>8930977 >I would fuck the shit out of her. But you can't.

23 min later 8930995 Anonymous
>>8930952 i dunno probably a nerd with folders of shittingdicknipples-caliber hentai

25 min later 8931023 Anonymous (1361073519244.png 500x378 250kB)
>>8930697 >excuse I don't have one. I tried. I really did. I don't complain or bitch about it and I still have friends but I know that nobody will ever love me . I've just kind of learned to accept it for what it is Honestly I'm pretty happy for the guy. He should consider himself lucky he managed to get laid in today's pussy economy

26 min later 8931030 Anonymous
I would have thought a guy like that would make peace with never getting laid a long time ago. Cheers to him I guess. If anything this makes me feel less bad about myself and reinforces the idea that women like all kinds of guys, even ones like me who are 5'4 and have a unibrow and a missing tooth

28 min later 8931058 Anonymous
>>8930934 That sounds like a succubus. He lost his chance at wizard powers.

29 min later 8931069 Anonymous
This is fucking disgusting. What kind of whore enjoys sex with a cripple like him?

32 min later 8931118 Anonymous
>>8931069 you sound a bit jealous that a cute little midget got laid by creating a website for 30-year-old virgins

33 min later 8931122 Anonymous
>>8931058 who gives a fuck about fictional wizard powers?

33 min later 8931123 Anonymous
>>8931069 don't think anyone ever said anything about her enjoying it

36 min later 8931169 Anonymous
>>8931123 Why is she doing it then? They met each other on Friday and are still together.

36 min later 8931173 Anonymous
>>8930697 they feel sorry for him

37 min later 8931177 Anonymous
>>8930952 Maybe we are judging her incorrectly, maybe she is not a freak but kind hearted person who sees peoples beauty from the inside and is the complete polar opposite of a shallow women most guys hate

38 min later 8931188 Anonymous
yo why do people even care about sex i've had sex. it's nothing special. i can get myself off better call me "autistic" or "schizoid" or whatever but i'm being very sincere here

38 min later 8931191 Anonymous
>>8931177 HAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH HAHAAAHAHA

38 min later 8931202 Anonymous (tztzh.png 200x200 80kB)
>>8931177 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH SURE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

40 min later 8931215 Anonymous
>>8931177 Funniest joke I've heard all month. Bravo

40 min later 8931227 Anonymous (1307815890178 -.jpg 247x248 22kB)
>>8931177 Is this nigger fucking serious? fg dgssd

41 min later 8931243 Anonymous
>>8931188 >yo why do people even care about sex It's hardwired into my brain. I want to fuck a woman so badly.

41 min later 8931244 Anonymous
>>8931177 right, the inner beauty of a man who co-founded a site where you get banned for even implying that you have friends or have ever talked to a female such a sensitive, beautiful, misunderstood man she should have hunted down & seduced Kimmo Alm, at least he's not deformed

43 min later 8931254 Anonymous (1369352261322.gif 404x416 208kB)
>>8931177 holy shit i can't stop laughing good one bro

44 min later 8931277 Anonymous
>excuse My "excuse" is that my innate desire to make people miserable vastly supersedes my sex drive. I'm proud to say I've had women literally on top of me asking for the D that I turned down. If that makes me crazy baby I don't wanna be sane.

44 min later 8931281 Anonymous (1377645185347.jpg 630x536 49kB)
>>8931177 Pfffffffffffffffff NAH!

46 min later 8931289 Anonymous
>>8931277 Oh my god you are so edgy and cool oh my god.

46 min later 8931292 Anonymous (admins.jpg 1000x491 50kB)
Who is the hotter admin, femanons?

46 min later 8931295 Anonymous (1212456735.jpg 201x200 17kB)
>>8931177 My sides are exploding out of my body.

50 min later 8931329 Anonymous
>>8931292 anyone got a pic of moot's current gf? how is this guy not swimming in pussy? a boyishly handsome blue-eyed strong-jawed fellow who runs one of the most famous websites in the world

52 min later 8931348 Anonymous
>>8931329 Pretty sure he IS swimming in pussy, his girlfriend is probably smoking hot. He has money, looks and a very high status.

53 min later 8931356 Anonymous
>>8931329 He gay.

53 min later 8931357 Anonymous
>>8931348 >He has money, looks and a very high status. Go to bed, moot.

54 min later 8931370 Anonymous
>>8931348 yeah but i'm talkin about contintental flash-class pussy. moot should be dating an actress at this point. he could pull it off

55 min later 8931383 Anonymous (7297_3688.gif 311x240 1344kB)
>>8931177 Even your dubdubs don't redeem you.

57 min later 8931403 Anonymous (1374373392906.png 809x492 381kB)
>>8931177 yeah totaIly

57 min later 8931405 ññññññ
>>8930720 that was me I have a legit excuse

59 min later 8931418 Anonymous
>>8931188 No I feel you anon. Sex isn't good or enjoyable unless you do it "right" and honestly I'm too inadequate to make it enjoyable for anybody including myself I'm 6.7 inches, fuck off . Plus there's so much pressure to do things the way she wants them that it just kills the fun and makes it feel more like a chore to keep her

59 min later 8931421 ññññññ
>>8931244 he didn't, copypaste bought wizardchan off of the original owner, pacific

59 min later 8931424 Anonymous
>>8931405 Do you think having man boobs is worse than being completely crippled?

1 hours later 8931449 Anonymous
>>8931418 >>8931188 Why don't you kill yourself, unvirgin loser scum?

1 hours later 8931457 Anonymous
>>8931424 You can't fix cripple

1 hours later 8931458 Anonymous
>>8931244 >the inner beauty of a man who co-founded a site where you get banned for even implying that you have friends or have ever talked to a female It's not like he took over some other site and forced it to follow wizardchan's rules. People who came to post on wizardchan knew exactly what it was about and came specifically for that rigid moderation. Don't like it? DON'T GO TO FUCKING WIZARDCHAN jesus christ

1 hours later 8931473 Anonymous
>>8931424 >Do you think having man boobs is worse than being completely crippled? In the eyes of women and most everyone else, yes.

1 hours later 8931480 Anonymous (lel.png 800x3568 1662kB)
>>8931177 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHYOU'REAFAGGOTHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAhah aha

1 hours later 8931483 Anonymous
>>8931458 Yeah, Wizardchan is for friendless omega loser NEETs. Beta semi-normalfags with friends can GTFO back to rebbid and facebook

1 hours later 8931486 Anonymous
>>8931289 2cool4school dude I'll sell you a cigarette before gym class for a dollar

1 hours later 8931507 Anonymous (Hue Hue Hue.png 534x547 33kB)
>>8931177 Top kek/lel/lol But seriusly When people like that exist, they are immediately taken advantage of and either die or are no longer like that

1 hours later 8931512 Anonymous (Koala.jpg 1024x768 780kB)
>abandon wizardsham after realizing it's full of contemptible permachild rejects and bottom-of-the-barrel degenerates >then this happens Told you so.

1 hours later 8931521 Anonymous
>>8931512 Told us what? Wizardchan has already moved past the incident, 4chan's the only site still obsessing over it.

1 hours later 8931523 Anonymous
>>8931449 I've tried multiple times but my meds don't let me feel bad enough to do it. Trust me though you're really not missing anything with sex that your hand can't give you.

1 hours later 8931543 Anonymous (1rayfsxm.wizardchan.1333396126727.jpg 622x562 54kB)
>>8931523 >fails at killing himself lol

1 hours later 8931547 Anonymous
>>8931523 except love and compassion and companionship but whatever

1 hours later 8931578 Anonymous
>>8931458 lol dude i don't give a shit about "wizardchan" and i've never been banned from there but i've seen it and know what it's about please re-read my post: >the inner beauty of a man who co-founded a site where you get banned for even implying that you have friends or have ever talked to a female a man who is involved in such a thing definitely has tons of inner beauty. very sensitive and sophisticated and intelligent and beautiful. a genius artist who just happens to be shy, def not a bitter misogynist and misanthrope

1 hours later 8931598 Anonymous
>be tall, ottermode, green-eyed qt >kind of funny, shy and reserved but not excruciatingly awkward >grills regularly try to flirt with me but it bounces off completely >somehow deflect a horny nympho who spent her spare time rubbing her tits on me and told me I didn't have to be a virgin anymore >somehow evade a kooky girl who had a massive crush on me and regularly had her friends hint at the fact, her smiles, laughs somehow completely unphasing me >tfw still a virgin >tfw even the most greasy greaseballs I know are no longer virgins >sex is a normal part of many peoples lives, and it is literally emotionally stressing to not have sex for longer than a week or two >there are literal retards who have sex more than I ever will ;_;

1 hours later 8931618 Anonymous
>>8931598 Fuck you, I'm 20 years old and I never even had a girl interested in me or touching me. Fuck off with your fucking normalfag luxury problems.

1 hours later 8931663 Anonymous
>>8931543 If you fail at killing yourself, then you weren't serious about suicide in the first place.

1 hours later 8931714 Anonymous
>>8931618 >implying I'm normal >implying I didn't start out beta, get beaten and exiled into omega and live most of my life scraping along rock bottom, realize where I was, then start crawling upwards, shedding weak traits and acquiring stronger ones s-stay mad

1 hours later 8931743 Anonymous
>>8931547 >confusing sex with romantic attraction >>8931543 >>8931663 Yeah you're probably right, it's when I was a younger 2edgy4u faggot anyway Now I'm just a faggot

1 hours later 8931814 Anonymous
>>8931743 no one cares about your whining

2 hours later 8932319 Anonymous
>>8931329 >one of the most famous websites in the world Yeah, famous for otakus, child pornography, racism, misogyny, bizarre fetish pornography, anonymous, internet terrorism and destroying people's lives.

2 hours later 8932342 Anonymous
>>8931458 >Don't like it? Don't go there By your logic, child pornography and snuff films should be freely accessible. Sites like wizardchan (and /r9k/ to a lesser extent) harm young men's psyches and turn them against women, which has a negative backlash affect on society as a whole.

2 hours later 8932375 Anonymous
>>8930697 This is why I wish I knew what everyone in r9k and wizchan looked like. It's just such an important part of understanding where they come from.

2 hours later 8932464 nap
>>8930697 I don't give a shit. Weird shit happens every day, and I just know I don't understand the world. There are ugly, stupid, disgusting 15 year old kids who fuck each other and have children every day in America and nobody thinks twice about. I think it's goddamn weird that this stuff has happened to anyone. I just go on with my life.

2 hours later 8932501 Anonymous
How big is his cock? I'd love to see it and play with it if it was small, I hate small dicks normally but on midgets they are sexy

2 hours later 8932569 Lvl 23 Apprentice Wizard
Quit fucking reminding me OP. I hate it that this little crippled faggot had a gf fucking handed to him. He can't even get out of that chair by his own devices why should he have a gf when I've done so much more? This gf quest line i've been dealt is nearly impossible to complete but i will never reroll. I'll just keep on trying, more certs, more secuirty clearances, more degrees, whatever maybe one day a grill will actually care about me

2 hours later 8932811 Anonymous
>>8931177 >Women >Kind hearted Only when it's advantageous for them.

3 hours later 8933178 Anonymous
Pity sex isn't really a thing. He must be paying her.

3 hours later 8933189 Anonymous
>excuse because even among a community of losers, the slut losers will still only fuck the alpha losers in charge

3 hours later 8933217 Anonymous
He has fame and status. I've said this before, yet everyone fucking ignores it. Granted, it's not the best form of fame or status, but those two things will do more for a man than getting rich/ripped will. Seriously, if any robot made it onto MTV for 15 minutes, you'd have girls wanting to fuck you just because you were on TV.

3 hours later 8933232 Anonymous
>He's the former admin I love it when dumbfucks answer their own stupid questions. HE'S IN CHARGE. WHORES FUCK GUYS WHO ARE IN CHARGE. Hell, he could be the president of the Turd Throwing Society of America and sluts will still fuck him because he's in charge of something and that's sexy for reasons only whores understand.

3 hours later 8933240 Anonymous
>>8932569 >more certs, more secuirty clearances, more degrees what do those have to do with getting a gf?

3 hours later 8933268 Anonymous
>>8930737 This guy gets it. When there aren't any females around, it's our biological imperative to have some of us dress up as girls and let the rest of them pound their ass. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sequen tial_hermaphroditism

3 hours later 8933276 Anonymous
>>8932569 >He can't even get out of that chair by his own devices why should he have a gf when I've done so much more? >He's crippled, therefore I deserve a gf more than him! never change, r9k

5 hours later 8933882 Anonymous (557852_618324544857508_450153752_n.png 591x422 31kB)
>tfw he's probably sticking his midget fingers up her ass

5 hours later 8933912 Anonymous
I have moobs and massive hips Both of which are a hundred times more repulsive than anything that guy has

5 hours later 8933971 Anonymous
>>8931122 I DO BELIEVE IN MAGIC! I DO I DO!

5 hours later 8933978 Anonymous (image.jpg 720x720 76kB)
>ITT ugly guys with cute GF's. What i want to say is: Those faggots have qt gfs yet you don't. Why?

5 hours later 8933985 Anonymous
>>8930774 Jesus fuck I envy Europe, this is like an average girl to them but in America and UK everyone is fucking ugly from pollution and shitty food

5 hours later 8933997 Anonymous
>>8933978 >ugly faggot you ain't seen ugly >ginger chicks dig soulless cunts

5 hours later 8934005 Anonymous (image.jpg 550x386 35kB)
Look at this piece of shit lol

5 hours later 8934012 Anonymous
>>8933978 maybe they don't really want girls. they get horny or lonely once in a while, but in general they're just self absorbed and uninterested

5 hours later 8934022 Anonymous
>>8934005 >taking a picture with a prostitute in your bed

5 hours later 8934031 Anonymous (image.jpg 500x375 49kB)
>>8931598 >be tall, ottermode.... This is your problem. Even the guy in the pic says the same about himself

5 hours later 8934038 Anonymous
>>8934022 Where do you find a prostitute that looks like this

5 hours later 8934040 Anonymous (image.jpg 464x333 49kB)
>>8934022 Ok any other excuses? Even this grease mountain got a gf. Why not you?

5 hours later 8934077 Anonymous
I work at Toys R Us and have no money or car to entertain whores

5 hours later 8934090 Anonymous
I'm ugly and scared of AIDS and babbies.

5 hours later 8934104 Anonymous
>>8930697 he became an alpha by rallying the betas and becoming their leader how is this a confusing concept

5 hours later 8934105 Anonymous
>>8934040 that one's older than jesus dude's rich

5 hours later 8934110 Anonymous
HEY GUYS THIS GUY WON THE LOTTERY WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR NOT WASTING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS ON LOTTERY TICKETS

5 hours later 8934111 Anonymous
>>8932569 That feel anon. >m-maybe if I unlock the Hero of Reknown perk the questline will open. >b-but that perk is so hard to get with the new 2013 patch

11 hours later 8935639 Anonymous
>>8934031 Holy shit, that motherfucker looks like he crawled out of auschwitz But really why does /r9k/ have the delusion that everyone is a pathetic liar like they are? "A positive trait - this guy must be lying because he's not completely pathetic like I am!" when clearly obliviousness about attraction is the problem.

11 hours later 8935663 Anonymous
i dont know. i honestly couldnt give you a reason why no woman has ever looked at, let alone approached me. i dont think i looj ugly, though im not hot or anythin g, just average. and im clean and dresd well. maybe its just not something that theyll ever do and i will just have to initiate. but i could never do that; im shy and i dont have anything to talk about with a stranger. because of that, it goes further than no girlfriend. i dont have friends either. youd think that if everyone is told to just take the initiative and talk to people that everyone would also be doing it; so i would in turn at least be getting people trying to befriend me or something.

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