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2013-09-17 08:32 8742944 Anonymous (1325991486334.jpg 300x225 23kB)
Why don't any of you virgins find a nice older woman who will teach you?
1 min later 8742952 Anonymous
That's why I dropped out of college.
1 min later 8742954 Anonymous
For the same reasons we're virgins, retard.
5 min later 8742986 Anonymous
I did once get with a woman in her late 30s. Sex was awful, she had no skills or enthusiasm at all, younger girls I've been with were much more fun.
6 min later 8742999 Anonymous
>>8742986
prostitutes don't count
6 min later 8743000 Anonymous
Bumping because I have a hankering for some greentext stories.
8 min later 8743016 Anonymous
Because women at any age despise virginity and the only difference is that they'll be loser.
9 min later 8743021 Anonymous
>tfw no 40+ year old gf
;-;
13 min later 8743062 Anonymous
>>8742999
nah kid, you shouldn't call your mother that she gives it away for free
19 min later 8743100 Anonymous
video where op?
27 min later 8743159 Anonymous
>>8743100
this. answer this now.
39 min later 8743238 Anonymous
Women are hypergamous. They want men that are older and more accomplished than they are. Youth is not particularly attractive to them.
There are women that are exceptions to this, but they are deviants. You might as well ask why anon did not get molested by a QT lady pedo.
47 min later 8743310 Anonymous
>tfw no qt 35+ year old gf to call mommy
1 hours later 8743400 Anonymous
>>8743100
>>8743159
I believe it can be found at youporn
1 hours later 8743403 Anonymous
>>8743400
Cool.
And the name is?
1 hours later 8743549 Anonymous
>>8742944
how the fuck would I go about fucking a MILF
I have no idea where my obsession from fucking older women came from, maybe it has to do with me never being able to date girls my age or relate to them at all.
1 hours later 8743556 Anonymous
>>8743403
double d hot fingering
1 hours later 8743680 Anonymous
Yeah, let me just find one who is willing, OP.
1 hours later 8743697 Anonymous
>>8743556
Don't be a chump
1 hours later 8743726 Anonymous
>>8743697
Nina Hartley.
It's a recent video, too
1 hours later 8743755 Anonymous
My wife is quite a bit older, she taught me everything I know. Feels good man.
1 hours later 8743803 Anonymous (nina_hartley_0scN0[1].jpg 403x621 42kB)
>>8743726
0/10, need to work on your b8, m8
1 hours later 8743835 Anonymous
And where/how am I supposed to find one, OP?
2 hours later 8743882 Anonymous
i never meet anyone
i dont know where to meet anyone
i dont know how to start a conversation with a stranger
i dont know what to do at all
2 hours later 8743916 Anonymous
>>8743882
Same here, I'm totally clueless.
2 hours later 8743917 Anonymous
>>8743803
Why dont you do some detective work?
2 hours later 8744067 Anonymous
>>8743835
Libraries
Coffee Shops
Post Offices
Soccer games
/soc/
Grocery Stores
2 hours later 8744079 Anonymous (1377641664623.jpg 640x480 169kB)
>>8744067
>/soc/
>mfw the very notion
2 hours later 8744090 Anonymous
>>8744079
They have regular milf threads on there.
Also, I highly recommend soccer games. I've seen soccer games with like 10-20 milfs.
This weekend I went to one, and there was this really hot one but this guy in a fedora stole her from me.
2 hours later 8744105 Anonymous
>>8742944
That pic is pretty fucking hot. She looks like she's actually enjoying it, unlike young pretty girls who don't want to get a good taste of it.
2 hours later 8744137 Anonymous
>>8742944
I tried it with a 41y/o at 19, I wasn't a virgin anymore though. It sucked. She looked bad, gave me a terrible blowjob and didn't even get wet.
None of us came.
2 hours later 8744269 Anonymous
>>8742944
I was dating a 45 year old recently but I'm no virgin.
3 hours later 8744304 newt
old people are pretty ugly.
they're only good for slamming.
I don't understand why a younger perso would want to put any effort at all into finding one.
3 hours later 8744351 Anonymous
Recently met a family friend who can't have a relationship because she's taking care of her special needs daughter. She was all grabbing my arm and kissing me and whispering in my ear and telling me how handsome I was.
I got a major boner.
3 hours later 8744375 Anonymous
>>8742944
still gonna need that sauce op.
reverse image comes up with nothing.
3 hours later 8744391 Anonymous
>>8744351
One word: threesome
I am a black box
3 hours later 8744451 Anonymous
I wish it was that easy. I probably wouldn't even get an erection, after all the porn with qt girls (although i actually prefer slightly more older women like 25-20 to teenage girls actually). On the plus side i have pretty fit body and not a mantlet.
But the worst part is that i'm not even that young anymore. I'm losing hope and sex appeal with every passing year. Not that i care much about it right now, like i was back in my 20s.
I will turn 33 next year
3 hours later 8744454 Anonymous
>>8744351
Is she around your age?
3 hours later 8744460 Anonymous
>>8744375
Some things are not meant to be known
3 hours later 8744465 Anonymous
>>8743755
your age, her age?
3 hours later 8744469 Anonymous
>>8744465
I am 28, she is 63
3 hours later 8744478 Anonymous
>>8744469
Holy shit. Do you have a GILF fetish or does she look good for her age?
3 hours later 8744482 Anonymous
>>8744469
Japan, right?
3 hours later 8744483 Anonymous
>>8744478
I just like older women. I met her when she was 55. She actually only looks like she's in her late 40s
3 hours later 8744495 Anonymous
>>8744478
Come on it's a obvious b8. I get 10-15 years age difference but not that much. Only if she's a filthy rich, and he's aiming to get her shekels.
11 hours later 8748181 Anonymous
Seriously r9gay, just do it.
11 hours later 8748225 Anonymous
>>8742944
Because I'm not attracted to grannies.
11 hours later 8748244 Anonymous
what if /r9k/ were female
>Why don't any of you virgins find a nice older man who will teach you?
hahaha can you fucking imagine the shit you would get
anyway the answer is "for the same reason i wouldn't date a feminist, or a multiple-cat-owner, or a chubby"
because i have some fucking standards
11 hours later 8748284 Anonymous
I'm 21. 20 at the time. I "dated" a 48 year old. She was a published author and ended up being a little bit of a sugar mama. We met in the local kink/bdsm community where she was a leader of a local branch.
Shit was weird. But the sex was amazing and adventurous and she "taught" me a lot.
11 hours later 8748294 Anonymous
>>8743917
because I came to this thread to beat off, not to sift through thousands of porn videos
11 hours later 8748304 Anonymous
>>8744483
Right on, I'm dating a woman 19 years older than I am. She's in her 40's and I'm in my 20's. She knows some shit about shit.
11 hours later 8748309 Anonymous
I only had about only 2 attracted to me in my younger 20s, but...
One was a crack addict, and the other was trying way too hard to be young and 'hip'.
11 hours later 8748337 Anonymous
I'm really upset that OP's pictures is not a gif ;_;
11 hours later 8748364 Anonymous
>>8748284
Was she like a replacement mom?
That is my fetish
regards, Oedpius
11 hours later 8748400 Anonymous
>>8748364
Kind of, yeah.
[spoilers] She was also a huge domme, and regularly tied me up and fucked me silly with a strapon.[nospoilers]
I have some crazy stories.
12 hours later 8748578 Anonymous
>tfw you used to babysit the kids next door when you were 14 and their mom would pay you with blowjobs
12 hours later 8749067 Anonymous
>>8748578
don't lie on the internet anon
14 hours later 8750662 Anonymous
>>8748400
>I have some crazy stories.
Tell us some pl0x
15 hours later 8750861 Anonymous
Fuck that's hot. I've been wanting to for ages. I'm the perfect guy for this too, young and hot.
15 hours later 8750882 Anonymous
Currently dating a korean girl that's 37 while I'm 25. She looks younger than I do, it's awesome.
15 hours later 8751195 Anonymous
Sometimes I fantasize about exploring and experimenting with an older woman but there's just one hitch; are there women who aren't put off by a guy who's primarily dated other men?
>>8748284
>local kink/bdsm community
Where did you go to get in touch with this community? I'd be interested to see where that leads, how did you stumble upon it?
19 hours later 8754442 Anonymous
>>8748364
There was a great mommy fetish thread a few
days ago, were you there?
>>8748284
Post some of those stories. Did you ever call her mommy?
>>8750861
I know what you mean, I'm young, that's it
19 hours later 8754553 LuciferianClown (sugar mommy.jpg 402x604 64kB)
That'd be nice, but it's unlikely that'll ever happen to me.
>tfw no qt sugar mama gf that'll let me be a neet
19 hours later 8754582 Anonymous (Gillian Anderson.jpg 1997x3000 705kB)
>>8754553
You like Dixie Carter? I never got the appeal.
20 hours later 8755228 Anonymous
>>8742944
Women don't like to teach, which explains why they hate virgins and won't fuck em for the most part.
21 hours later 8755727 Anonymous (1031721.png 564x619 110kB)
>>8755228
Gee, I guess this explains why the majority of teachers are women...
21 hours later 8755754 Anonymous
>>8742944
Cougars want someone that is a hot young stud. Robots, are not hot young studs. They're the definition of beta's.
21 hours later 8755816 Anonymous
>>8755727
Teaching kids math and science isn't anything like them wanting to show young men how to have sex.
22 hours later 8756393 Anonymous
>>8755228
Ya got me! But I know you know what I mean, mang.
22 hours later 8756427 Anonymous
>>8744375
We ever find the sauce on the OP pic?
22 hours later 8756431 Anonymous
>>8754442
>>8751195
>>8750662
Sorry robots. I had to go to work. I'm still here and feel like sharing if anyone still cares.
22 hours later 8756454 Anonymous
>>8756431
4442 here
I'm still around, I'd like to hear how you met and if you called her mommy and stuff. How/why did she like spending money on you?
22 hours later 8756514 Anonymous
>>8756454
I had broken up with a long time girlfriend of mine and was feeling shut-in, so as a joke to "cheer me up" some of my friends made me a dating profile on OKCupid. One of my matches was a chick in the local BDSM community. I asked her about it, she suggested Fetlife. I joined Fetlife, checked out the local groups, and found myself a "sponsor". (many communities require new members to meet with a community approved sponsor as a buffer to keep out the creeps). My sponsor was this woman I ended up dating.
I went to a few events with her as my sponsor, and a couple of weeks later she told me she found me attractive and wanted to do some scenes with me to "break me in". So we did. It started with the usual get-tied-up-and-whipped/flogged. Sometimes at parties. She really liked to show me off, which was weird to me because I'm fairly shy. But I'm a hobby powerlifter and was in nice shape at the time so I was a hot commodity in the local community I guess. It started as just play partners, then evolved to her being a sort of teacher for me in the kink lifestyle.
22 hours later 8756574 Anonymous
>>8756454
>>8756514
I never bought into the whole "mommy" thing too much, but she was definitely that kind of figure. And very much the pants-wearer I guess. I was usually to prideful to let her spend much money on me, so much of what she bought me was for her, really. Clothes, leather, even plugs for me to wear. Knives and toys she wanted to use on me. Even a big purple strapon, like I said. That was my favourite I think. That kind of thing. She was really into cutting and knives. Which kind of rubbed off on me. I still have scars from some of our scenes, but I loved it. They're good memories.
22 hours later 8756648 Anonymous
>>8756574
What's it like getting plugged with a strapon?
Do you now want the girl to be "in charge" in future relationships?
22 hours later 8756686 Anonymous (1375515553164.jpg 189x165 39kB)
>>8744090
>being judged lesser than a man in a fedora by an old whore
also
>attending children's soccer games where you have no ties to anyone there
22 hours later 8756693 Anonymous
> event conference for work
> everyone gets off work, goes to a different city, stay in a nice hotel
> everyone's in a good mood
> feel like a real human being for once
> co-workers invite me out for drinks after the last events
> we all get smashed
> girl (not a co-worker, I'd never seen her before) next to me at the bar starts glancing at me
> we talk
> she's not great looking, a little older but seems okay
> one by one my co-workers disappear
> it's closing time and it's me and her
> we're talking
> this is so easy, why am I such a faggot recluse at home?
> we leave, it's assumed that she's coming with me
> go to my hotel room
> we go upstairs
> fuck
> she has gigantic fake tits, I've never seen them up close before
> they move like the foam on a tray of cappuccinos
> the top moves back and forth but the bottom is immobile
> utterly fascinated by this while we fuck missionary
> next morning
> see her in daylight
> nearly throw up in my mouth
> the make-up is so caked on that it's flaked off in the night
> think the bedspread left impressions on her face but that's just how riveted it is
> one green dead tooth in her mouth
> smells like car upholstery and carpet cleaner
I guess this is more a "beer goggles" story than an older woman story.
22 hours later 8756723 Anonymous
>>8756648
To the last question, no not really. My current girlfriend is just 18, and we switch pretty regularly sex-wise. As far as the relationship in general it's pretty give and take. I don't think I could do the boy-toy thing again. It doesn't feel very good after a while.
As for the first question, fucking amazing. I've never cum so hard in my life.
I remember this one night, she had been trying to get me to wear girly clothing for a while, but it was a line I wasn't quite ready to cross. It was still super embarassing. But she texted me in the middle of the day while I was on my way to work and told me to put in a buttplug and get ready for the evening. When I get there she answers the door in a corset and skirt with her big rubber cock sticking out of it and immediately leads me to her room. She "forces" me on my knees and orders me to suck her cock. I was fucking mortified, but it was really fucking hot, too. She ended up ordering me into a skirt and panties and fucking me senseless. I came from just the anal.
Was intense. I don't miss the relationship too much, but sometimes I miss being so open about sexuality with someone.
22 hours later 8756728 Anonymous (it was dryer than licking a desert after smoking a pound of pot.jpg 360x203 13kB)
>>8744469
Is this you dude?
How was that not original?
22 hours later 8756764 Anonymous
>>8756693
>a real human being
AND A REEL HERO
22 hours later 8756819 Anonymous
>>8756723
Aside from being forced into wearing girl's clothing, that sounds cash. Even though the "cock" is just plastic and isn't physically attached to her, did she pretend like getting it sucked felt good? tfw will never suck on it like a pacifier for mommy
22 hours later 8756861 Anonymous
>>8756819
Yeah the clothing bit was weird. At least I can safely it's not for me, now. It was more for her than me. And yeah, she did. Little moans and everything. She'd even like, hold my head and fuck my face and everything. She got super into it.
You should check out Fetlife, man. I'm telling you, I met a shitload of people really into the daddy/daughter mommy/son stuff. It always creeped me out a little because I have really young siblings, but it's a huge thing.
And I'm in one of those states where you wouldn't expect kink to be a big thing, so don't let that turn you off. Find a group and hit a munch, they're friendly people.
22 hours later 8756952 Anonymous
>>8756861
I'll check it out, sounds awesome.
23 hours later 8757193 Anonymous
key word is VIRGIN
as virgins no one wants us so
a. how would we find someone that is into that and
b.finding someone would involve revealing to every potential person that we virgin and that is the most difficult part as we will get rejected and laughed at
23 hours later 8757333 Anonymous
If I could speak to a woman at all I'd try speaking to girls my age first.
23 hours later 8757358 Anonymous
>>8756861
My experience in Fetlife is the ratio is 10 male : 5 transqueerfemmebutchintersquirrel : 1 female, and that female always has a partner already.
23 hours later 8757361 Anonymous
This is my fantasy. No idea how I would make it happen though.
23 hours later 8757376 Anonymous
>>8756693
>the morning after
erry time.
31 hours later 8760254 Anonymous (1379437920707.jpg 500x667 78kB)
>>8742944
i kind do want to find a milf to take advantage of m young cock. But I want one that looks young in the face.
34 hours later 8761818 Anonymous (1377923072670.jpg 320x222 25kB)
>>8755816
You could have specified that in your first comment, anon.
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