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2013-09-07 09:24 8591918 Anonymous (1377395678486.gif 500x513 675kB)
Let me give you a piece of advice r9k. NEVER tell the girl you are a virgin, NEVER EVER. No matter how close the two of you are, just do not fucking do it.

4 min later 8591962 Anonymous
OK...not op but... NEVER SHARE YOUR SEXUAL EXPERIENCE WITH A GIRL EVER. I mean fucking seriously, I can't imagine a single instance that you need to bring it up voluntarily. If she asks you along the lines of "are you a virgin?" don't fucking answer yes or no, say something like " how about kiss me and find out?" AGAIN, I REPEAT SHARE NOTHING.

5 min later 8591971 Anonymous (FILENAME (124).jpg 612x406 52kB)
>>8591962 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OKZ0aGklGX

6 min later 8591977 Anonymous
>>8591962 YEAH And another pro-tip, if you find a girl you actually like. Don't ask about HER history either, because she will tell you how many guys she has fucked, and unless the answer is zero (pro-tip the answer won't be zero) you will always be haunted by the image of her getting railed by some faggot.

6 min later 8591980 Anonymous
>>8591971 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OKZ0aGklGX what's the worst that's going to happen? at worst you get a kiss, add that to your experience. the alternative is telling her "i'm a virgin" or lie and she finds out later and walks out on you.

6 min later 8591981 Anonymous
>>8591971 His response line was retarded as fuck, but the rest of his post is sound advice. There's no real reason to tell someone you're not romantically engaged with already that you're a virgin.

7 min later 8591988 Anonymous
why not? I can't trust you unless you tell me what happened or at least explain why that could be a bad idea. normalfags keep telling me that there are girls out there who won't care that I'm a KV

7 min later 8591990 Anonymous
>>8591977 >tfw they just know it wont stop you from pursing them and they love to rub it in your face. fucking sluts.

8 min later 8591992 Anonymous
>>8591918 Wouldn't this only be an issue if I was trying to fuck her?

8 min later 8591993 Anonymous
>>8591988 They wont care if you tell them at the right time. But don't ever tell anyone during a casual conversation, because why the fuck would you?

8 min later 8591998 Anonymous
There is absolutely no reason to discuss your sexual history with anyone you're interested in. Or anyone, really, but apparently some friends like talking about shit like that. Whatever. Just don't do it with people you want to form a relationship with.

8 min later 8592000 Anonymous (FILENAME (59).gif 320x240 714kB)
>>8591981 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zzjvgHaZvX

9 min later 8592014 Anonymous
I don't know, man. My ex loved the fact that I was a virgin (she was as well). I made the mistake of telling her that I had my dick sucked before we were together and she became freakishly jealous and weird about it. She kept asking me who it was, and if we were serious. Fucking yanderes. They sound nice on paper, but stay the hell away from them irl.

9 min later 8592015 Anonymous (lOy4DJi.gif 500x383 985kB)
>>8592000 nice trips, vocalfag

10 min later 8592027 Anonymous
>>8591977 but if you're not completely dull, you'll realize the second you see her that she's been railed by multiple faggots

13 min later 8592063 Anonymous
>>8591993 >because why the fuck would you? well obviously I wouldn't just bring it up, but if I'm in a situation where something sexual is going to happen I'm going to tell her so that there will be some understanding and hopefully she can make it all easier or more enjoyable for me. There's no reason not to. If it ruins your relationship then the girl must never really have liked you in the first place.

13 min later 8592065 Anonymous
>>8591988 Just fucking trust me. I have tested this. Do not tell them. As soon as they find out you are a virgin there sexual attraction for you drops by about %40 due to the fact that only betas are still virgins past the age of 18. Now that she knows you are a virgin, she, possibly even sub-consciously realised how desperate you are. Her mindset goes from >"hmm I might hang out with anon on friday, he seems like a cool guy" >"Oh anon just texted me to hang out on friday, hes so desperate, perhaps ill go with him and make him buy me drinks, hmm nah clarissa just called, I think i'll tell anon im busy and hang out with her and Tyrone instead, anon will still hang out with me the week after if I want because he wants my vagoo :3"

13 min later 8592071 Anonymous
>>8591992 >having relationships with girls you are not trying to fuck

15 min later 8592086 Anonymous
>>8592071 >Having relationships with anyone Fucking normalfag

16 min later 8592097 Anonymous (1377232430411.gif 259x221 2079kB)
>>8591918 >tfw girl you lost your virginity to was a turbo slut >tfw she openly admitted to having sex with at least 50 guys >tfw she admitted to getting fisted >tfw she thought you were awful and told you so >tfw you tell her it's because you're a virgin >tfw she posts it on facebook and tags you She's 17. How do you even into sluts that hard

19 min later 8592136 eeyaw
>>8592027 any attractive girl has been railed by half the block

21 min later 8592157 Anonymous
>>8592136 correct so if normalfag feels bad hearing her sexual history, he should just feel bad perpetually about all girls he ever meets

23 min later 8592172 Anonymous
>>8592097 Mine had 88 bro. I was #8 fucking 9 >she even had a sex diary she treated like a highscore table

23 min later 8592178 Anonymous
>>8592027 >>8592136 >judging based on appearance because vagina >whines when likewise judged by their own shitty appearance /r9k/

24 min later 8592192 Anonymous
I admit I would rather date guy who isn't a virgin (virginity implies many possible bad traits). Still, it wouldn't be such an issue if we were already dating. In any other case telling random person you are a virgin is strange.

27 min later 8592225 Anonymous
You should probably watch out for girls that tell you they like virgins too. They just say that to trick you into admitting it.

29 min later 8592253 nap
>>8592178 it's not really a judgement you make about specific groups you can rationally assume that about every single girl over 18

33 min later 8592316 Anonymous
>>8592253 there is no such thing as "rationally assume that about every single person" It is like saying it is rational to assume that every single man will become rapist if he was given right circumstances. There are always people who don't fit the description. I am virgin over 18 and in my country it isn't so repulsive or strange.

34 min later 8592334 Anonymous (Untitled.jpg 247x194 14kB)
>be that guy who always hears shit through HS and JC >sort of like a beggar in a TES game >bitches throw sex stories around all the time >tfw never once heard of an instance where a guy who was outed as a virgin was NOT instantly walked out on, no matter how much alcohol was involved >tfw /r9k/ was right all along

35 min later 8592349 Anonymous
Do gay people technically lose their virginity when they stick their butts together?

36 min later 8592360 Anonymous
>>8592136 My leavings. I don't care if you're #2 or #92, I just love knowing I was the one that got to her first.

37 min later 8592375 nap
>>8592316 but in the united states, given the statistics, you really can rationally assume some things about an entire demographic you can rationally assume that every person over a certain age knows how to ride a bike, or tie their shoes sure there will be outliers, but what are your chances of meeting them?

38 min later 8592380 Anonymous
I'm not gonna lie to get sex if I'm a virgin. If she asks then I'll tell her the truth. Is it really that important anyway?

38 min later 8592387 Anonymous
>>8592349 No, that's not sexual intercourse. Technically, nothing other than vaginal intercourse is sex. Hence, lifelong homosexuals are virgins.

39 min later 8592400 Anonymous
>>8592387 Then why don't gay people complain about virgins

40 min later 8592405 eeyaw
>>8592178 but i don't look shitty

41 min later 8592415 Anonymous
>>8592400 I thought it had more to do with gay people being sexually-deviant predators

42 min later 8592426 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OevB UN1tXGs

43 min later 8592439 nap
>>8592405 prove it by sending me dick pictures

46 min later 8592456 Anonymous
>>8592426 allissajoanne4 2 days ago Been dating my boyfriend for 2 and a half years, we're both 21, and we're still virgins. :) And proud of it too. if this isn't one of those wait till marriage couples i feel really bad for the dude

46 min later 8592461 Anonymous
>>8591918 >>8591962 Fucking this. It's not even fucking debatable.

50 min later 8592507 eeyaw
>>8592439 my dick looked fine when i still looked shitty no

1 hours later 8592589 Anonymous
>>8592097 girls think it's okay to slut around since they see how all dudes are assholes. They get mad when you prove to them not all guys are degenerates.

1 hours later 8592609 Anonymous (1376784535180.jpg 635x800 148kB)
>>8592589 First and last time i'm ever having sex, by the way. Only reason i did it was because several people where pressuring me to do so. I was pretty much raped.

1 hours later 8592616 Anonymous
>>8592334 They don't want to go through the guy getting attached and all that. All sluts get attached to the guy they lost their vcards to, get hurt, and cry about it. Then they move on to more dick since they're addicted now

1 hours later 8592620 Anonymous (1376905153624.jpg 699x1600 164kB)
>>8592609 Gunna go drink myself to sleep night guys

1 hours later 8592622 Anonymous (Cheney.jpg 468x368 25kB)
>>8592097 See, it's girls like this that sometimes makes me think the mudslimes aren't so bad after all.

1 hours later 8592697 Anonymous
>>8592616 That's pretty much how it goes. Most people get very attached to their first. Once that illusion comes crashing down there's no recovery though. You'll never feel for someone the same way, even if that person is absolutely amazing and does everything right, and even if your first was abusive and terrible. Damn shame really. There's no meritocracy when it comes to love/emotion, just that it weakens with each passing interest/day.

1 hours later 8592745 Anonymous
>>8592697 Yet everyone tries to get rid of their virginities so they can never truly fall in love with others. It's why our society is such shit.

7 hours later 8595196 Desolation (1354445449215.jpg 400x286 120kB)
>>8591918 I always tell in group that I'm a virgin like it's some achievement, everyone laughs at first but then they leave me alone.

8 hours later 8595518 Anonymous
Men should never tell women that they are virgins, a nd women should never EVER discuss their sexual history. Ignorance is far better than the ugly truth sometimes. Just shut the fuck up, you do not need to blurt out every truth and fact about yourself to someone out of some misguided belief it's the thing you do when you're together with someone. You keep that shit on lock down UNLESS they absolutely need to know about it, like if you have a disease or are transgender. NEVER EVER EVER discuss your past sexual history. It just works out better in the long run to keep that shit quiet and not open that pandora's box.

8 hours later 8595573 Anonymous
My current girlfriend found out I was a virgin and laughed at me. Then we had sex

8 hours later 8595598 Anonymous
>>8595573 >degrading yourself Why robot? Why would you settle for that shit?

8 hours later 8595617 Anonymous
>>8595598 It wasn't degrading, she just thought it was strange that a 24 year old fit, rich, good looking guy would be a virgin.

8 hours later 8595618 Anonymous
>>8595518 this. I've been married for.four years and we've been together for almost seven and we've never discussed our histories in terms.of numbers...there's no point. it just makes you upset.

9 hours later 8595820 Anonymous
>>8595617 THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS. I THINK THIS RIGHT HERE, IS THE PERFECT PORTRAIT OF 21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS. You are a lucky man.

9 hours later 8595849 Anonymous
>dont tell her >she will know the moment you guys are about to have sex due to your body language >she hates you for lying and sucking at sex >tell her >she gets creeped out and runs or likes it and goes with it i dunno man, the second option seems better where as the first option solely relies on your ability to fake it.

9 hours later 8595903 Anonymous
>>8595820 I'm sorry I'm not sure what you're trying to get at. ..

9 hours later 8595933 Anonymous
>>8591918 You should tell them (if they ask you or if it's pertinent information), and you should consider a test to see if they're worth your time.

9 hours later 8595984 Anonymous
Ha! >tfw I met the prettiest girl ever, she IS a virgin and so am I and she knows this >tfw next year we are meeting and having a lovely week together with lots of, er... Practice >tfw I told her I love her and the feeling is reciprocated Amazing

9 hours later 8596005 Anonymous
If she isn't a total whore and cares about you it shouldn't matter I told a girl I was a virgin when she asked and as soon as she was single we ended up fucking. Dont make a big deal out of it, just be honest If she loses interest, move the fuck on.

9 hours later 8596067 Anonymous
>>8591918 what if your asexual. should i say that? She will no instantly somethings up when i cant take sexual initiative and that im not into anything beyond kissing

9 hours later 8596101 Anonymous
>>8591918 No I'm a very honest person I also never do anything /r9k/ tells me

9 hours later 8596116 Anonymous
>>8595849 >she gets creeped out and runs I just don't understand american women Y'all murricans must have it tough

9 hours later 8596142 Anonymous
>tfw only male in room and asked this >i lied they knew, though. one of them still wanted to get with me, i think

9 hours later 8596182 Anonymous (1364566634337.gif 480x270 402kB)
>>8591918 >>8591962 >taking advice from /r9k/ >ever And y'all niggers wonder why you're still virgins

9 hours later 8596191 Anonymous
>>8591971 I-is your keyboard broken or do you just like recording yourself?

9 hours later 8596195 Anonymous
>>8591918 Why not? If this actually ruins something between us I'm not so sure I want to be with her in the first place.

9 hours later 8596216 Anonymous
>>8596116 The Jews are winning though. Enjoy having to date a mud or nigger girl with a mustache in twenty years

9 hours later 8596224 Anonymous (1376761830905.png 302x237 4kB)
>>8596101 >>8596182 >Friend was one of the hottest guys in our school >Constantly managed to make out with women and take them to the bedroom >They'd proceed to get jiggy but then the girl would ask "Are you a virgin/Have you ever done this before?" yadayada >Every time without fail he says no >Every time without fail these women tell him to 'save it for someone special' and he gets either a handjob or a blowjob, the furthest he's ever been. I lost my virginity two years ago and he's still a virgin.

9 hours later 8596253 Anonymous
>>8596224 >save it for someone special I don't see anything wrong with that How does it feel being a manwhore?

9 hours later 8596255 Anonymous
>>8595849 You could be nervous, shit at it or any number of excuses. Women DON'T like virgins you 'tard

9 hours later 8596257 Anonymous
>>8591971 >http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OKZ0aGklGX why dont you just trip up already you fucking dickcock

9 hours later 8596259 Anonymous
>>8596253 >How does it feel being a manwhore? I lost mine to my girlfriend who I'm still with, I found that 'someone special' if you will He's the manwhore, not myself.

9 hours later 8596278 Anonymous
Why don't girls like virgins? Putting a condom on, and sticking it in and thrusting isn't rocket science. Cumming fast can happen even if you have experience.

10 hours later 8596368 Anonymous
>>8596278 >Using a condom Virgin Status confirmed

10 hours later 8596406 Anonymous
>>8596368 There was herpes outbreak on my campus. Can't be too careful if I ever do have sex.

10 hours later 8596488 Anonymous
>>8596278 Women are passive, they want someone who is in control. Virgins are often passive themselves so it leads to awkwardness.

10 hours later 8596495 Anonymous
I sometimes tell people i'm a virgin because their reaction is funny.

10 hours later 8596587 Anonymous
>>8596488 Well, what I described was't passive at all.

10 hours later 8596777 Anonymous
>>8596278 Why don't people like inexperienced golfers? Picking up a club and hitting a ball with it isn't rocket science! Well yeah. But it's one of those things that anyone can do, but just being able to do it isn't enough. You need to be good at it. If you're bad at sex she won't find it a very enjoyable experience at all, much like if you're a good golfer you won't like having to wait for someone else to go hunt for his ball off in the weeds for ten minutes every hole. For you it's a mechanical process, but for her it's an experience that has to be created, and any lack of confidence or bad technique can ruin it for her.

10 hours later 8596813 Anonymous
>>8596278 >Putting a condom on, and sticking it in and thrusting isn't rocket science. That's because women don't want men who think sticking a dick in a vjj is sex.

10 hours later 8596818 Anonymous (1346596489992.gif 380x185 1044kB)
>mfw all the grills know I'm a virgin and more than half of them find it an attractive quality while the rest don't care. They often comment on how they regret doing it with some random guy and advise me to save it for someone that I care even slightly about instead of a random slut. Must be not damaging to my character because I'm attractive.

10 hours later 8596831 Anonymous
>>8596777 Most people (girls and guys) aren't particularly good at sex.

10 hours later 8596860 Anonymous
>>8596777 I don't expect a girl to have the skills of a pron star, so, why should a girl expect the guy to be a sexual master? Telling a girl you are virgin is bad. It's like saying you failed the fifth grade. It has nothing to really to do with being good a sex imo.

10 hours later 8596900 Pachacutec
If anyone is asking whether you're a virgin or not... I think they already know.

10 hours later 8596927 Anonymous
>>8596860 You don't need her to. You can still get off even if she dead-fishes it.

10 hours later 8596948 Anonymous
>>8591918 But I can't lie or I'll just look like a fucking idiot when push comes to shove. Besides, I'm sure girls can almost sense I'm a virgin.

10 hours later 8596949 Anonymous
>be virgin 18 year old >have 21 year old boyfriend >ask him if he's ever had a girlfriend >he says no >he's a handholdless, kissless virgin >I'm impressed he's gone this long without having a gf >We take each others virginities If a girl dumps you for being a virgin she's a retarded hoebag.

10 hours later 8596970 Anonymous
>>8596949 >she's a retarded hoebag. For some reason, I have a feeling you're a man.

10 hours later 8596972 Anonymous
>>8596949 I wish all girls were considerate as you ;_;

10 hours later 8597012 Pachacutec
>>8596949 >she's a retarded hoebag. Easy, no need to call them names, perhaps they just weren't THAT interested in building a nice relationship with the guy, he confessed to being a virgin and she didn't want him to get attached because it was just a casual relationship for her? Either way, I do think it's pretty weird if a girl that already loves you and has dated you seriously for a while breaks up with you if you tell her you're a virgin dude. If anything, she'd consider herself special or something like that...

10 hours later 8597023 Anonymous
>>8596970 Or I just think most girls are shitters, which they are >>8596972 I don't even think of it as being considerate, really. I just don't see why anyone would not sleep with someone they found attractive solely on the basis that they were a virgin.

10 hours later 8597038 Anonymous
>>8596949 A lot of women ARE retarded hoebags that would consider virginity a really negative black mark on a man. Sure, it would be ideal if we were honest and just kept our virginity for someone "worthwhile", but in the end we all have to work with the cards we've been dealt and the rules of the game. It's simply a better gameplan to lie about not being a virgin if they ask and then lose it. Then you'll never have to lie about being a virgin again and not have that black mark on you.

10 hours later 8597042 Anonymous
>tfw I made this mistake >never heard from her again She was a very quiet nerdy girl but even she wasn't a virgin. Before we got to some deep hanky panky she told me how he was a massive dick who treated her like shit, but she still let him jam it in apparently. Couldn't picture it myself considering how she was.

10 hours later 8597051 Anonymous
>>8597023 >I get along with men more than women xD Get the fuck out.

10 hours later 8597114 Anonymous
>>8597051 To be fair, I think a majority of men are shitters too, you included. >>8597012 >Easy, no need to call them names, perhaps they just weren't THAT interested in building a nice relationship with the guy, he confessed to being a virgin and she didn't want him to get attached because it was just a casual relationship for her? I think if the girl communicates that she only wants a casual fling that won't turn serious and the guy accepts that then it's still pretty dumb to reject him on the basis that he's a virgin. He knows what he's getting into and he doesn't need her to baby him. I don't know, though. I'd never do the casual sex thing anyway so maybe I just don't understand.

10 hours later 8597148 Anonymous
>>8597114 >to reject him on the basis that he's a virgin To play Devil's Advocate, maybe she thought he would get clingy after the fling. A lot of virgins tend to do. Doesn't necessarily have to be because he's never had sex or whatever.

10 hours later 8597200 Anonymous
>>8597148 I don't think a virgin would be clingy if they didn't have any romantic feelings to throw in the mix.

11 hours later 8597217 Anonymous
I don't know about anyone else, but I lost my virginity at 21 and I feel like it actually made me better just because all of my sexual energy had been pent up for so long and I'd spent so much time obsessing over it. I literally just did everything I'd always wanted to do, treated the girl like she was the most amazing thing I'd ever experienced (which she was), and I ended up completely blowing her away and made her think I was some kind of sex master. Never told her I was a virgin either. No reason to bring it up and it would have just ruined the mood.

11 hours later 8597224 Anonymous
>>8597148 Clinginess and virginity aren't connected. That is a stereotype.

11 hours later 8597267 Anonymous
>>8597148 And that's why men have to anticipate the reactions he's going to get from other people, especially women. It's a nice sentiment to say that a man should just be honest, but if the truth keeps him from his goals perhaps a lie is in order now and then. Assholes and dirtbags often succeed where nice and passive guys fail because they're willing to do what it takes to actually win. Often times virgin guys are passive and unassertive, and that's considered unattractive by women so they'll automatically link those two together. Telling women you're a virgin is a non-optimum solution.

11 hours later 8597286 Anonymous
so to be clear here, I should open up a conversation with a girl by saying "hi I'm anon, I'm also a virgin." right?

11 hours later 8597298 Pachacutec
>>8597286 Gets me laid all the time, nothing turns a girl on more than knowing they're being that guy's first, it's like a pride thing for them.

11 hours later 8597351 Anonymous
>be me >be interested in girl >she invites me over to her house at midnight >I say no because I have work at 6am and she lives on the other side of the city >she says "things could get naughty ;)" >still turn down the offer because I know I'll just embarrass myself God fucking damn it.

11 hours later 8597355 Anonymous
>>8597298 pacha I luv u I just want u 2 no that<3

11 hours later 8597381 MJ Mage
>>8597298 This. Ladyboners go wild for virgin men. I like to shout that I am a virgin as I roundhouse kick the door open wearing my fedora and black duster. Gets all the ladies

11 hours later 8597406 Anonymous
>>8597351 >I know I'll just embarrass myself It's actually pretty straightforward. Finding the right hole can be a bit hard at first but once you're in then it's obviously not an issue.

11 hours later 8597422 Anonymous
>>8597406 It's less to do with that and more to do with the fact I'd be taking an hour to get to her house and even if I could hold my spaghetti long enough for us to get down to doing anything, I'd last all of 5 minutes.

11 hours later 8597425 Pachacutec
>>8597355 Thanks for the lof, anon, <3u2.

11 hours later 8597434 Anonymous
>>8597422 >I'd last all of 5 minutes. Not so fast there, champ. I usually cum in about 2 minutes of a fap. My first sexxy time was 1hr 45min.

11 hours later 8597450 Anonymous
>>8597434 Everyone of my bros that have had sex all told me they lasted no longer than 5 minutes I'm just thinking of going to a brothel and getting it over and done with.

11 hours later 8597539 Anonymous (1376231438353.png 183x200 92kB)
>>8597450 Really? My first time I didn't even cum inside, we had to give up after an hour of sex, then a blowjob, then a handjob. Took ages and I was thirsty as fuck. The first time I finished inside was fucking glorious though, one of the best feelings in the world. A while after finishing, maybe a couple of minutes, I can get back down to sex. Is this normal or not? Am I abnormal? If you were like that then you could easily fuck some chick you knew, cum inside, then carry on a bit later. She was on the pill on my first time, never had to use a condom, so I don't know it would be a bit of a moodkill to clean yourself up and then put another one on Up to you brah

11 hours later 8597558 Anonymous
>>8597539 Maybe you're just lucky? I don't know, I'm too inexperienced to say for sure. >If you were like that then you could easily fuck some chick you knew Hohohoho. If only it were so easy.

11 hours later 8597572 MJ Mage
>>8597434 >1hr 45 minutes You got some stamina kid. Were you on meth or something?

11 hours later 8597573 Anonymous
>>8591918 >Let me give you a piece of advice r9k. NEVER tell the girl you are a virgin, NEVER EVER. No matter how close the two of you are, just do not fucking do it. but they don't care and it doesn't matter some think it's cute

11 hours later 8597581 Anonymous
>>8596818 And yet you are still a virgin....

11 hours later 8597595 Anonymous (mybodywasextremelyready.jpg 463x462 26kB)
>>8597558 >Maybe you're just lucky? Or maybe it was just shit. Maybe my first time was shit and I've not been able to give it a decent comparison since ;_; >>8597572 Nope, I was on top for a good like hour. I can't do that anymore though, I can only stay up for like 20 minutes tops. captcha: nsdaenv afked

12 hours later 8598189 Anonymous
But what if I'm gay? Is it ok to tell guys that I'm a virgin?

12 hours later 8598216 Anonymous
>>8598189 Probably doesn't matter so much since you can give and receive so if you don't last long inside him he can just start fucking you

12 hours later 8598323 Anonymous (spongebob7.png 477x394 423kB)
>>8597573 >some think is cute I found it cute. Not in a bad way. Best men are virgins. I had sex with one, and committed. I feel very accomplished.

12 hours later 8598387 Anonymous (1375994714762.jpg 500x333 48kB)
>>8597581 >>8598323 >mfw i've had a crowd of women at a party asking how the hell i'm still a virgin at 19 >mfw i'm fit and hygienic >mfw I give literally 0 fucks It doesn't matter how much experience you have if you're confident in yourself, ~half the girls that were questioning about my virginity thought i was lying. ha

12 hours later 8598429 Anonymous
>>8598387 >confident in yourself Men need to take your lead and also Christopher Scott's lead.

12 hours later 8598611 John Smith (1358363998865.png 381x403 145kB)
>>8592620 >alcohol problem Hi Echo.

12 hours later 8598738 Anonymous (1377229474103.gif 500x373 1021kB)
>>8598429 Took me a long time to get where i'm at. I've been lifting and dieting for 2 years and i've took it upon myself to shave daily and dress nicely. Currently looking for a shy shut-in to lose it too. Sluts want it so bad it's funny; i kind of feel like a virgin girl taking my pick of the pack. It's nice. >tfw

12 hours later 8598893 Anonymous
Wish you told me this a week ago >girl you met at college flat out said she'd fuck you if you weren't a virgin

13 hours later 8599004 Anonymous
>>8598387 This. Basically, it's about demonstrating how much control you have over your life. Because this Anon is fit, hygienic and, according to him at least, attractive, the assumption is that he has CHOSEN to be a virgin. If you're fat, unhygienic and unattractive, the assumption is that the opportunity simply has not come. They'll either laugh at you or tell you to not worry, "there's someone for everyone!"

13 hours later 8599365 Anonymous
Yesterday some girl at school asked me if I was a virgin saying "you're a virgin, right?", because it's pretty god damn obvious, and I said in a hilarious way "uhhhhohhhh yeah, definitely." and everyone she was with lol'd so hard. Did I fuck up?

13 hours later 8599428 Anonymous
>>8599365 I wouldn't think so. They probably thought you were being a sarcastic little shit or something.

13 hours later 8599563 Anonymous
>>8599428 Yesterday? wtf am i thinking. They just thought it was hilarious the way that I said it. The day before that the girl asked me what my name was and I told her anon, anon the destroyer and everyone's like, lolwut, and she told them all to shut up and asked "wait, what do you destroy.", and I said in a calm voice, clearly, with a short pause before saying it of me looking at all them while they look back, and i say, "...pussy.", she looked so surprised at first when I said it but then she started yelling like, omg i knew you'd say that and she got up, ran to me down a flight of stairs and hugged me, I'm like lolok. That's only something a virgin could say.

13 hours later 8599695 Anonymous
You're an idiot. And if you're going to have sex with her she'll know anyway. And if she has a problem with it then dump the bitch and good riddance.

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