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2013-08-31 09:49 8496954 Anonymous (ignorant comment replies.png 959x1240 65kB)
if you can think of anything else to say, I'll reply to it

1 min later 8496984 Anonymous
>>8496954 how many guys do you think are asexual? do you think guys who are going into their 20s and haven't had sex or been kissed are going to be asexual?

10 min later 8497092 Anonymous
>>8496984 1% of the population is asexual, there are 7 billion people on earth, therefore 70 million people are asexual, asexuality is currently rare so I don't think many people would be asexual just because they've never had sex or been kissed

14 min later 8497132 Anonymous
>>8496984 >are going to be asexual? You don't "become" asexual. You just are asexual. Same way you don't become straight. You just are straight.

16 min later 8497162 Anonymous
>>8496954 >last point Well fuck you faggot you've been lucky enough to have sex and now you're whining about it.

17 min later 8497165 Anonymous
>>8497132 I forgot to mention that

17 min later 8497169 Anonymous
>>8496984 Being asexual has nothing to do with whether you have had sex or not, only whether you experience sexual attraction.

19 min later 8497183 Anonymous
>>8497162 why shouldn't I whine about it? everyone is different and therefore reacts differently, besides I didn't enjoy it although I was close with my partner emotionally

20 min later 8497200 Anonymous
>>8497183 >has a partner Waah waah waah life's so hard I have a partner!

22 min later 8497213 Anonymous
Not experiencing sexual attraction causes lots of social problems, especially if you're moderately attractive. People develop crushes on you and you either don't pick up the hints or, if you're more experienced with the world, you do pick them up and it becomes exceptionally awkward for you because you don't feel the same. In fact, you feel nothing at all. You just want to be friends, but that shit doesn't happen and it screws everything up, and you can't explain you're asexual because people go, "lel that doesn't exist" or "look at the speshul snowflake, guiz!"

24 min later 8497231 Anonymous
>>8497200 I had a partner at the time, that was a couple of years ago, I don't see her anymore, besides I'm not whining about having a partner, I'm whining about how having sex made me feel, it was awkward and uncomfortable

25 min later 8497258 Anonymous
>>8496954 how the fuck did you have sex without kissing anyone

27 min later 8497277 Anonymous
>>8497231 >ever had a partner Your life is wonderful, stop bitching.

28 min later 8497286 Anonymous
>>8497258 it was a friends with benefits thing and she was young, we skipped over the kissing part and went straight to the sexual stuff, I liked her but I think she was just using me for sexual favors

29 min later 8497295 Anonymous
>>8497277 there is more to life than sex, my life is adequate but not wonderful

30 min later 8497305 Anonymous
>>8497295 If you can actually talk to a female and get her to consider a relationship at all, you're in no condition to complain.

32 min later 8497336 Anonymous (Jigglypuff11.jpg 351x329 12kB)
I still say you're fucking lucky for being asexual. I know I can't get a relationship, yet my retarded body still feels sexual attraction and all that. I fucking WISH I was asexual sometimes. If somebody wants to make it awkward, fuck them, it's not their business in the first place.

33 min later 8497341 Anonymous
>>8497305 I can't talk to girls, she approached me

33 min later 8497344 Anonymous
>>8497336 I know that feel. >masturbating feels terrible >really want sex and a relationship >can't get either

35 min later 8497379 Anonymous
>>8497213 Being asexual would be no problem for me. Not attractive and never had a girl crush on me. Sounds like easy street.

37 min later 8497399 Anonymous
>>8497341 WOW, you actually had a girl approach you? Check your fucking privilege.

40 min later 8497439 Anonymous
>>8497399 she was young and I was an older guy who spent time with her group of friends because people my own age don't talk to me, she probably expected me to be more experienced than I was

40 min later 8497446 Anonymous
>can't make friends growing up because you don't care to talk about crushes or sex >can't make friends with the opposite gender because they start liking you and try to do stuff with you >you have to tell them you're not interested and they cut contact with you

41 min later 8497458 Anonymous
>>8496954 >the only sexual activity i've done was having sex Haha holy shit

44 min later 8497495 Anonymous
>>8497458 there are different kinds of sexual activities, sex, is just the basic of it, there's also masturbation, and watching porn, neither of which I do

44 min later 8497496 Anonymous
>>8497439 >had a girl approach him I see your privilege still hasn't been checked.

47 min later 8497519 Anonymous
>>8497496 I bet you have better social skills than me, check your privilege

48 min later 8497534 Anonymous
>>8497519 I really fucking doubt that.

50 min later 8497556 Anonymous
>>8497446 >>can't make friends growing up because you don't care to talk about crushes or sex People don't ALWAYS talk about sex. Meet people over some hobbies or something. You're putting sex pretty high on the pedestal for an asexual.

52 min later 8497581 Anonymous
>>8497556 >People don't ALWAYS talk about sex. Do you even remember being a teenager? Because as soon as I told my friends that I wasn't really interested in anybody that way and that I had no crushes, everyone stopped talking to me. And the way that one faggot in this thread is reacting to sex and relationships, I'm forced to conclude that a decent percentage of the population DOES put sex pretty highly on the pedestal.

56 min later 8497640 Anonymous
>>8497581 >as soon as I told my friends that I wasn't really interested in anybody that way and that I had no crushes, everyone stopped talking to me. You must have met some shitty fucking teenagers. One of my friends in high school didn't care much for sex, crushes, and relationships and when he told us, we just stopped talking about it around him and talked about other things. It's about who you're talking to. Also, one faggot, on /r9k/ of all place, is a GREAT way to judge society.

1 hours later 8497693 Anonymous
>>8497446 This is the asexual attitude that pisses me off

1 hours later 8497730 Anonymous
>>8497693 Your mom's attitude when she's not taking my dick pisses me off.

1 hours later 8497741 Anonymous
>>8497132 Being gay is a choice though.

1 hours later 8497791 Anonymous
>>8497741 Just like moving to San Francisco!

1 hours later 8497798 Anonymous
>>8497741 then you should choose to be gay for a week, you can be celibate if you want but I want you to go on a date with a guy and kiss him goodbye afterwards, to prove that it is a choice

1 hours later 8497860 Anonymous (Asexual_Harassment_by_eviltogepi.jpg 398x267 34kB)
is this how you feel when asexuality is mentioned?

1 hours later 8498040 Anonymous (asexual_mario_by_mathematoons-d3biv0p.jpg 401x426 25kB)
mario is asexual

1 hours later 8498067 Anonymous
>>8498040 >Implying cake isn't the Mushroom Kingdom's codeword for sex

1 hours later 8498069 Anonymous
>used to think I was asexual heteroromantic >couple years back, finally managed to pry myself out of a lifelong depressive episode >suddenly, libido >want to have sex all the time >want to have sex with men all the time >become a huge slut >love it I'm not discounting what you say, OP, but I'm just giving my experience as it's tangentially related.

1 hours later 8498098 Anonymous (snowflake.png 300x381 100kB)
>being asexual >being attracted to people in general >not seeing day to day how repulsive and animalistic people are >not being aromantic get on my level no need to give me the special snowflake award, i've already given it to myself you see

1 hours later 8498115 Anonymous
>>8496954 So do the nerves around your dick just not work or are you just being a fag?

1 hours later 8498155 Anonymous
>>8498098 I wish I was on your level. I hate wanting to play a game I can't even hope to win.

1 hours later 8498158 Anonymous
>>8498115 so does your brain just not work or are you just being a retard?

1 hours later 8498163 Anonymous
>>8497213 I knew these feels all thru highschool

1 hours later 8498189 Anonymous
>>8497336 i never thought of that. tho sometimes i think if i had the urge to bang i would know how to flirt, plus have the extra motivation to ask someone out

1 hours later 8498202 Anonymous
>>8496954 >"hurrr im such a speshul snowflak!" Stop whining, you little shit. No one cares, you don't see me pushing my hebephilia in peoples' faces on anime image boards.

1 hours later 8498203 Anonymous
>>8497534 >>8497519 calm down bros i bet your are both equally suck at social interactions ok

1 hours later 8498204 Anonymous
>>8498115 This. Do you seriously not feel pleasure if the tip of your penis is rubbed?

1 hours later 8498214 Anonymous
>>8497092 [citation needed] Don't just make shit up.

1 hours later 8498232 Anonymous
>>8498204 diff asex fag. but i can still get aroused i just dont release that arousal by penetrating someone which i find kind of gross and unapealing

1 hours later 8498235 Anonymous
>>8498189 If you had the urge to bang you probably aren't asexual. But it still sounds like a fucking dream to me. Asexuals are lucky.

1 hours later 8498248 Anonymous
>>8498214 a handful of studies have been done and the 1% finding is common even the Kinzy scale found this http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/scienc e/10/14/asexual.study/

1 hours later 8498249 Anonymous
>>8498214 http://www.asexuality.org/wiki/inde x.php?title=Research_relating_to_as exuality

1 hours later 8498252 Anonymous
>>8498232 Well I suppose that makes sense. Being asexual just means you don't find anyone sexually attractive right?

1 hours later 8498272 Anonymous
>>8498252 that is the definition, yes

1 hours later 8498295 Anonymous
>>8498252 right. some will still cuddle and kiss tho.

1 hours later 8498306 Anonymous
I thought this thread would make me angry and sad, but you guys seem pretty understanding. I like not having to worry about sex and petty crushes anymore. To be fair, though, I have only come out to two people, and one of them is across the pond.

1 hours later 8498353 Anonymous
>>8497556 THIS. my nerdy friends never talk about sex and the few times they do its very awkward and weird

1 hours later 8498412 Anonymous
>>8498353 when my friends talk about sex, its not weird but I feel left out because I have nothing to say

2 hours later 8498431 Anonymous
>>8498412 I'm a virgin with normalfag friends, how do you think I feel? Made worse because I still feel sexual attraction never get to act on it.

2 hours later 8498542 Anonymous
>>8498158 >KEK I CALLED HIM A NAME >THIS MAKES ME WRITE >IM SO SMURT CHECKMATE ATHEISTS JEWS: 1 PURPLE PEOPLE: 0

2 hours later 8498579 Anonymous
>>8497519 I don't have social skills at all and no girl has ever approached me, check your asexual privilege.

2 hours later 8498581 Anonymous
>>8497092 asexuality is so rare that I run into one every day.

2 hours later 8498600 Anonymous
>>8498248 >>8498249 CNN is the only valid source and even then it states the sample was Great Britain. Not the world. The other "source" is a wiki run by asexual with a single "reference" as a source but no reference is listed.

2 hours later 8498602 Anonymous
>>8498542 everything down there works correctly, I just have no urge to use it, although that was a common stupid question which is why I reacted harshly at first

2 hours later 8498617 Anonymous
>>8498581 yeah just one a day, that is rare compared to gays, bis, and straight people

2 hours later 8498663 Anonymous
>>8498602 Alright thanks for answering m8. That makes sense. So how do you feel about being grouped with the trannies and that long ass list of other "-sexuals"?

2 hours later 8498676 Anonymous
>>8498602 So asexuals are just special snowflake straight people with very low sex drives.

2 hours later 8498694 Anonymous (c1f271d70ccda1cb7f44026d50a938b4-d4e5ubl.png 267x200 31kB)
even ponies have been altered to promote asexuality (her mane and tale have been changed to the asexual flag colors)

2 hours later 8498702 Anonymous
>>8498676 or no sex drive

2 hours later 8498945 Anonymous (still_a_virgin_by_wakerra-d423wy3.png 99x56 2kB)
http://www.asexualityarchive.com/ this site has some good information

2 hours later 8499131 Anonymous
>>8498676 >>8498702 Sometimes they're gay with low or no sex drive.

2 hours later 8499135 Anonymous
>>8498694 >black, white, grey, and fucking purple Does anyone else find those colors atrocious together?

3 hours later 8499167 Anonymous
>>8499135 The four colors all have meanings: Black: Asexuality. Grey: Grey-Asexuality and Demisexuality. White: Non-asexual partners and allies. Purple: Community.

3 hours later 8499179 Anonymous (tumblr_m2njt7kEIY1ru6nc5o1_1280.jpg 600x400 12kB)
>>8499135 I like those colors together

3 hours later 8499190 Anonymous
>>8499167 They may have meanings, but they still look ugly. >>8499179 Are you the one who created the flag? If so, tell me where you live so I can be angry at you in person.

3 hours later 8499213 Anonymous (myPony.png 830x650 31kB)
>>8499190 I didn't make it but I like it, i did make this though

3 hours later 8499410 Anonymous
>tfw asexual attention whores get a flag and support >tfw hebephiles don't get jack shit

3 hours later 8499421 Anonymous (qandace.png 707x4100 471kB)
this is a Q and A about asexuality, I didn't make it so it doesn't reflect me or my views or experiences

3 hours later 8499439 Anonymous (qandace2.png 864x3872 416kB)
>>8499421 the whole Q and A was too long so I had to cut it in half

3 hours later 8499443 Anonymous
>>8499410 there are gay and straight hebofiles just take that flag

3 hours later 8499755 Anonymous
>>8496954 >answer for #13 >tfw everyone expects sex after all of that

4 hours later 8500169 Anonymous (asexualrelationship.png 520x839 48kB)
>>8499755 this is the difference between friendship and asexual romance

4 hours later 8500407 Anonymous
If I had an asexual partner and I wanted sex, would you do it with me?

4 hours later 8500469 Anonymous
>>8500407 it varies by person, I wouldn't, someone else might

4 hours later 8500576 Anonymous
>no one mentioning 15 that you haven't gone to a doctor about your 'asexuality' is really fucked up how dumb are you going to feel if you've carved out this niche identity for yourself, alienating friends and loved ones, only to realise that your body wasn't working correctly and you can enjoy a sex filled life with a couple of pills.

5 hours later 8500707 Anonymous
>>8500576 I wouldn't take the pills and stay asexual, I like my identity and wouldn't cure myself if could

5 hours later 8500865 Anonymous (glorious+asexual+master+race+_bb8e3469de31fe7eb53fe0e6aed85521.jpg 450x257 32kB)
asexual flag with a little asexual character

5 hours later 8501000 Anonymous (fe89845bf8cc90bdd2a64093c9116ecb-d3id3l2.png 500x1050 845kB)
>>8500865 poem about asexuality

5 hours later 8501043 Anonymous
>>8500576 Most asexuals go to a doctor precisely to check their hormone levels and everything comes up normal. OP should probably do that just to make sure his lack of a libido isn't a symptom for some malfunction going on in his body, purely for health reasons and, y'know, not unexpectedly keeling over from cancer or something.

5 hours later 8501081 Anonymous
>>8501043 I will eventually get my hormones checked, I just haven't gotten around to doing it yet

5 hours later 8501217 Anonymous (tumblr_m8rz73MsX61r3f0ddo1_1280.png 900x1273 1059kB)
extra info about asexuality

6 hours later 8501445 Anonymous (asexual_pride_mix_and_match_accessories_by_xrebel666x-d4gtfzn.jpg 873x916 191kB)
>>8501217 cool asexual colored knit stuff

6 hours later 8501903 Anonymous
>>8499443 But I want my own flag. Why do they get their own flag?

7 hours later 8502261 Anonymous
>>8501903 you could make one yourself

7 hours later 8502424 Anonymous
>>8502261 I could. What would I put on it?

7 hours later 8502527 Anonymous
>>8502424 choose some colors and make stripes

8 hours later 8502724 Anonymous
if you are asexual technically you're a failure of a human being you failed the only thing you, as a human, are supposed to do

8 hours later 8502799 Anonymous
>>8502724 the ONLY thing? I don't think so

8 hours later 8502846 Anonymous
>>8502799 from a biological point? yeah. spread your genes im not saying asexuality is bad its just that technically, a person who is asexual has something wrong with them

8 hours later 8502920 Anonymous (Understanding_Asexuality_by_asexual_deviants.png 830x1365 383kB)
>>8502846 comic time

8 hours later 8502926 Anonymous
>>8502846 why do you care like, at all

8 hours later 8502958 Anonymous
>>8502926 why are you mad? im not trying to be mean or anything im just stating the objective truth. non of you are bad people im not even saying that at all

8 hours later 8502974 Anonymous
>>8502846 well id imagine some asexuals will sex for procreation. just cause they have no drive for sex doesnt mean they have no desire for progeny

8 hours later 8502977 Anonymous
What do you think about when you masturbate?

8 hours later 8502986 Anonymous
>>8502920 >People say this about asexuality >They still consider hebephile/pedophiles disgusting monsters.

8 hours later 8502993 Anonymous
>>8502920 i never said they dont exist this comic also explains nothing other than the obvious

8 hours later 8502995 Anonymous
>>8502977 >asexual >masturbate

8 hours later 8502999 Anonymous
>>8502977 I don't masturbate, some asexuals do but not me, it varies from person to person

8 hours later 8503004 Anonymous
>>8502986 Non-OP asexual here. I am a-okay with pedos/hebes. I also post on /a/.

8 hours later 8503013 Anonymous
>>8502977 im asexual and i think of feet when i masturbate, anything involving genitals will make my dick shrink tho

8 hours later 8503021 Anonymous
>>8497741 So do you get turned on by pictures of naked men?

8 hours later 8503039 Anonymous
>>8502999 And you've never experienced an erection/arousal?

8 hours later 8503048 Anonymous
homosexuality, and transexuality are disorders and many of the other sexualities are pseudoscience bullshit explain to me why you think im wrong

8 hours later 8503129 Anonymous
Asexuality is a mental disorder. Should all mental disorders be legitimised and treated as normal? Hell no. >Oh hey I'm a necrophile, I like murdering people and sticking their dismembered limbs up my asshole as I make love to their skulls! No. Just no. So far as I can tell, these so called asexuals aren't even really asexual either. At best, they are just poor, anorgasmic pieces of shit or forever alone sour grapes assholes who think involuntary celibacy is a sexuality. Even paraplegic vaginas respond to physical stimulation, man. They are goddamn paraplegics with severed spines! The body is intrinsically sexual, it's our entire existence. It's what we do, we breed or at least try to, unsuccessfully. If you don't have this, then there's something wrong with you. It may not greatly affect your life, but don't pretend it's on the same level as the whole homo/hetero level. >Oh hey I can't shit on a toilet without pooping blood and crying, but don't mind me, I'm just a buttblooder! There's nothing wrong with me at all!

8 hours later 8503153 Anonymous
>>8503039 I get erections but I don't masturbate

8 hours later 8503161 Anonymous
>>8503153 What gives you erections?

8 hours later 8503168 dudebro
...so unless Im reading this wrong you had sex once, it was awkward and uncomfortable and you assumed that it would always be like that and you're just giving up? Id say you might wanna give it another chance, most people's first times are pretty awkward and uncomfortable

8 hours later 8503175 Anonymous
>>8503161 biology, its like when you get morning wood, it just happens

8 hours later 8503189 Anonymous
>>8503129 I've gone to therapy and had all my hormone tests and whatnot. If there's something wrong with me I'd really like you to help me find out what.

9 hours later 8503500 Anonymous (enhanced-buzz-27990-1362118034-3.jpg 500x497 65kB)
random picture of asexual flag and quote

9 hours later 8503607 Anonymous
>>8503500 >tumblr Stop posting your bullshit here. No one cares about your mental disorder.

9 hours later 8503637 Anonymous
>>8503607 not everything on tumblr is crap, besides this didn't come from tumblr, it came from deviantart

9 hours later 8503711 Anonymous
>>8503637 >onepercentworld.tumblr.com >Not from tumblr No one cares about how you are being oppressed while you really aren't.

9 hours later 8503775 Anonymous (Untitled.png 548x1180 25kB)
>>8496954 your a bit of a self important faggot op

9 hours later 8503793 Anonymous
>>8503189 I don't believe you. bloxz

9 hours later 8503820 Anonymous
>>8503711 I didn't see that, I found it on devianart, and I never mentioned oppression, not all asexuals complain about nonexistant oppression

9 hours later 8503842 Anonymous
>>8503820 that is a steriotype created by hipsters pretending to be asexual for attention

9 hours later 8504014 Anonymous
Testing Asexuals are >disgusting shites. Test over.

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