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2013-08-22 01:27 8351016 Anonymous (image.jpg 332x285 34kB)
>It'll be $14.99 with a tip How do you react?

1 min later 8351046 Anonymous
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING WINGS

2 min later 8351051 Pachacutec
But anon, I'm not Murrican. :3

3 min later 8351078 Anonymous
>>8351016 >GIVE ME THAT PIZZA AND FUCK OFF YOU SUB HUMAN NIGROID AND FORGET ABOUT YOUR TIP, YOU SHOULDNT EVEN BE GETTING A PAY CHECK YOU FUCKING SLAVE

4 min later 8351099 Anonymous (1340232783229.jpg 485x395 27kB)
>Let me see the bill >pay the correct amount But to be honest I always pay by card while ordering so I never get put in that position

5 min later 8351104 Anonymous
I'm just a broke community college student sir

5 min later 8351119 Anonymous
>>8351099 >paying by card STOP FEEDING YOUR JEWISH OPPRESSORS

6 min later 8351125 Anonymous (1339147801354.jpg 500x375 62kB)
>>8351104 Then why are you ordering pizza you stupid cunt

6 min later 8351128 Anonymous
>>8351016 Thats actually pretty normal price for a pie.

6 min later 8351130 Anonymous
>>8351104 IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD THE TIP, THEN YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT OUT

6 min later 8351139 Anonymous (1369093834820.gif 300x169 734kB)
>Here's a twenty, keep the change, buddy.

6 min later 8351141 Anonymous (1298881317991.jpg 1020x759 76kB)
I paid the delivery charge, cunt.

6 min later 8351145 Anonymous (1344520541199.jpg 400x337 72kB)
>>8351119 what even explain yourself

7 min later 8351157 Anonymuos
Jokes on you, I don't eat pizza.

8 min later 8351164 Anonymous
>Here's a fifty, keep the change, pal

8 min later 8351171 Anonymous
tiger woods, what happened?

8 min later 8351174 Anonymous
>>8351157 I bet you eat leaves and berries you fucking african savage get with the times

9 min later 8351188 Anonymous
>>8351145 The world leaders(not the president, the jewish bankers) are trying to get rid of cash, they want everybody to pay only by card so every transaction can be RECORDED so that every bit of money spent CAN be taxed. FUCK YOU

10 min later 8351198 Anonymuos
>>8351174 nah man, I like kebabs.

10 min later 8351202 Anonymous (1377067794862.jpg 840x3888 1286kB)
>>8351119 But Anon, the banks and credit unions are all owned by jews. What does one do?

10 min later 8351207 Anonymous
I'm not in america and you get paid an acceptable minimum wage in this country thanks to its laws.

11 min later 8351214 Anonymous
>>8351130 If you need a tip to live off your job, then you should get a better job.

12 min later 8351228 Anonymous
I live in a country without tipping culture thankfully

12 min later 8351230 Anonymous (8749_351917258264487_478192408_n.jpg 954x954 190kB)
Actually, my parents are millionaires and I have quite a sizable account too. Sometimes I give $100 tips to waiters or delivery guys just to see the reaction.

12 min later 8351236 Anonymous
>>8351188 But getting rid of cash would be so convenient. Can you imagine how nice it would be to have a system where all transactions are completely instant, electronic, and hassle-free? I, for one, welcome our jewish overlords.

12 min later 8351241 Anonymous
>>8351228 so you live in israel then?

12 min later 8351246 Anonymous
>asking for a tip This, folks, is how you guarantee yourself to never get a tip, ever. Tips are a courtesy, not a requirement.

13 min later 8351260 Anonymous
>>8351230 >Living off your parents wealth And you wonder why you're on /r9k/?

14 min later 8351272 Anonymous
Wait a second... I ordered from Giovanni's Pussy Lickin' Pizzeria, and your hat has the logo of Abraham Weinstein's Affirmative Action Pizzeria.

14 min later 8351274 Anonymous
Ok, here's a twenty. Have a nice day, man.

14 min later 8351275 Anonymous
>>8351236 Lol, naw. you stoopid.

14 min later 8351282 Anonymous
>>8351246 jew alert

14 min later 8351283 Anonymous
>>8351260 He never claimed there to be any doubt why he's here, friend.

16 min later 8351304 Anonymous (1344531572487.jpg 452x602 48kB)
>>8351260 I know right? Spending none of my life working and having all the free time in the world. Life couldn't be better.

16 min later 8351308 Anonymous
>>8351282 Not at all. I tip rather well should I have the money to do so, but if they ask for a tip it implies that they're entitled cunts that don't deserve the courtesy of a tip.

16 min later 8351309 Anonymous
>>8351274 >man I identify as a tri-gender pikachu, thank you very much. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

16 min later 8351316 Anonymous
>>8351214 >what is capitalism breeding greed >what is overpopulation >what are demanding job markets >what are payments to move up a class >what are sociological barriers Jesus fuck, man. Can you even into logic? >>>/reddit/

16 min later 8351320 Anonymous
>neets not being able to afford to tip lel poorfags

17 min later 8351330 Anonymous
>>8351230 >my parents are millionaires ar..are you a wizard?

17 min later 8351337 Anonymous
>>8351304 >leaching off parents >thinking he's better than the person working for the tip lawdy

18 min later 8351349 Pachacutec
>>8351246 >tfw I've never been asked for a tip and I'd probably feel insulted if I did. It's like Murrica is bizarro world compared to, well, the rest of the world.

19 min later 8351361 Pachacutec
>>8351349 if they did* correctionblox.

19 min later 8351380 Anonymous (1355779554874.jpg 720x540 79kB)
>>8351337 I never insinuated that I was better, but my life is certainly more enjoyable and i'm a lot happier! Stay jelly, I'm typing this from my boat.

20 min later 8351384 Anonymous (1370925070041.jpg 508x504 85kB)
>>8351309 >Tri-gender pikachu My sides

20 min later 8351394 Anonymous
>>8351330 Nah, I have a girlfriend of a few years.

21 min later 8351414 Anonymous
>>8351016 >"You were getting a tip 'till you pulled that smug bullshit." I always tip people if they're quick and friendly. But if any of them ever acted like they have a guaranteed right to that tip, they will not be getting one. I'm not going to be nice and you give you extra money if you're trying to strong-arm me into doing it.

21 min later 8351415 Anonymuos
>>8351380 Not the same guy, but i just find it humorous that people who are rich and/or extremely successful waste their time on 4chan. I mean what the fuck

22 min later 8351425 Anonymous
>>8351309 Okay, pikachu. I'm sorry if I offended you. Hope you have a nice day either way :3

22 min later 8351428 Anonymous
Pizza delivery guys never say that. The tip line alone is where you and I differ. When I see that tip line I remember their lives are shit... like my life used to be. I have enough to purchase the pizza I may as well toss him a few dollars. Now what you may be thinking of is a bellhop in a fancy hotel holding his hand out after helping you into your room. But, that'll never be you because you're a cheap bastard. We just need to add 18% to every charge to get you cheap assholes to pay up, or get skinny. More and more establishments are doing that, last restaurant I worked at did.

22 min later 8351434 Anonymous
>>8351415 >money buys happiness You're kawaii.

23 min later 8351446 Anonymous
>>8351304 Actually, when i was doing this it was quite mind fuckingly boring after a while... i'd be surprised if you dont feel bored with life, not having a career kind of sucked even though life was so easy. imo having a job makes your free time less boring

23 min later 8351447 Anonymous
>>8351415 I find it humorous he calls it "his boat". It's his parent's boat.

23 min later 8351450 Anonymous
>>8351016 There's $15

24 min later 8351458 Anonymous
>>8351230 I would really react if you gave me $100 over paypal or something

24 min later 8351459 Anonymous (1357727290940.jpg 400x348 25kB)
>>8351415 What else should I be doing? I spent the day building a motorbike with my friends. I'm winding down now.

24 min later 8351461 Anonymous
>>8351415 its funny that people not as successful waste their time on 4chan instead of making more money

24 min later 8351472 Anonymuos
>>8351434 Money buys you the possibility to spend your time better.

25 min later 8351477 Anonymous
>>8351450 >[here's] $15 I know you're seeking for attention and whatnot, but I would gladly like to see the reaction of that.

25 min later 8351479 Anonymous
>>8351459 Post pictures as evidence of your lifestyle, you lying troll

25 min later 8351484 Anonymous
>>8351349 Just to clarify, are you saying you are from America, or you aren't from America? I'm a murrifat and I've never been directly asked for a tip, it would be incredibly impolite to do so, and almost definitely result in you not getting a tip. And if murrifats consider it impolite I'd be shocked if people in other countries did it

25 min later 8351490 Anonymous (1352229640063.png 650x450 601kB)
>>8351447 Actually no, it is my boat. I payed for the materials out of money I made myself and built it. Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I'm a cunt.

25 min later 8351494 Anonymous
>>8351428 ok thanks for the info, i always tip but im never going to now. Knowing that they are secretly taking a tip when i just pay for the pizza.

26 min later 8351496 Anonymous
>>8351415 If I were rich I'd spend just as much time here, except on a much better computer

27 min later 8351515 Anonymous
>>8351494 lol pizza places don't do that - restaurants do. It's the social norm to tip pizza delivery guys. it's more like they're panhandling but you've never given money to a bum?

27 min later 8351516 Anonymous
>>8351472 Yes, but for that you need to have social skills. You need to be educated. You need to be addicted to information. Otherwise, you're not going to be happiness. I know plenty of rich guys who spend their time going out clubbing, on luxurious vacations, or having endless sex dolls. But most people aren't open to speaking emotionally and intellectually, which makes them unhappy.

27 min later 8351517 Anonymous
>>8351479 lol no, as if I'd post anything personal on 4chan. What do you take me for?

27 min later 8351523 Anonymous
I'm a delivery guy, if I ask you for a tip I'm not doing my job properly. Yesterday I had 4 no-tips in a row. I shrugged it off and continued delivering pizzas, tipping is not that big of a deal.

28 min later 8351530 Anonymuos
>>8351496 What are you browsing with, a waffel iron? You don't exactly need a super computer to start rainymood and get your feels on.

29 min later 8351545 Anonymous
>>8351530 It's what he wants. He must explore and then come back to us.

30 min later 8351566 Anonymous
Why would you not tip? The kinda kids who deliver pizzas aren't making nearly as much money as they should. Pizza delivery places keep track of you too, you know.

30 min later 8351574 Anonymous
>>8351515 i've given food to bums, or bought them cigs. Never given actual money to a homeless person

32 min later 8351594 Anonymous
i dont get the culture in murrika where you're expected to tip, it should only be if they've actually given decent service and even if you actually feel like tipping, who the fuck are they to say you've got spare money. if i order a dominoes its usually a treat for myself and that shits expensive anyway. i only really tip private hire taxis when im drunk and i have good banter with them in the taxi.

33 min later 8351605 Anonymous
>>8351574 an overdose is probably a warm welcome from death. I've given them handles of liquor before. This, like the serving is also based in life experience. Been a server, been homeless, I'm not anymore and have enough to help the average person I see on a daily basis. Not make a major dent.

33 min later 8351611 Anonymous
>>8351594 in the US restaurant owners are legally allowed to pay waiters below minimum wage and force them to make the loss back up in tips >land of the free

34 min later 8351617 Anonymous
>>8351523 whenever i dont tip, its because i only have enough money for what i bought, or i tried to buy as much food for my money. Which means i have nothing to give. But i do feel bad about it. So if that was me who didnt tip this is why.

34 min later 8351629 Anonymous
>>8351611 thats the asshole owners problem not mine. tipping culture allows that to continue. if no one tipped and waitresses started starving to death they would probably start enforcing a minimum wage

36 min later 8351663 Anonymous
>>8351611 Goddamn. America, what the fuck?

37 min later 8351666 Anonymous
>>8351629 so what, you want everyone who goes to restaurants to boycott tipping and watch waiters suffer until a minor change happens? isn't it true that outside of america the tip is already included with the bill anyway..

39 min later 8351690 Anonymous
>>8351611 And I know waitresses who make 500$ a night from tips alone your point?

39 min later 8351699 Anonymous
i dont order pizzas, its a garbage food

40 min later 8351713 Anonymous
>>8351690 >attractive waitresses at busy restaurants represent every server in the United States

40 min later 8351721 Anonymous
>>8351699 You probably don't live in the Tri-state area. Any pizza made outside of NY NJ or PA is absolute trash

42 min later 8351744 Anonymous
>>8351699 naw man you can get healthy pizzas or you can get fast food pizzas.

42 min later 8351749 Anonymous
>>8351316 >hai guize, I just had my first lecture in economy and now I'm really smart and use fancy words to make pointless arguments! Because you have no skill or qualification and need to work a shitty job, I have to tip? No. Get a better job. And if that requires you to get a better education or actually try harder to get a job that can't be done by anyone else, then do that. And yes, if you actually ask for / demand a tip, you sure as hell aren't getting any.

42 min later 8351752 Anonymous
>>8351699 You sometimes have to enjoy eating garbage to appreciate other foods.

44 min later 8351772 Anonymous
>>8351666 Outside of the US the waiter's salary is included in the price of the meal, resp. the service you get in general. You can still tip if you so desire and people usually do unless the service was shitty.

45 min later 8351775 Anonymous
>>8351128 In my country that's really cheap for a delivered dominos pizza so I'd tip $2

46 min later 8351799 Anonymous
>>8351666 >isn't it true that outside of america the tip is already included with the bill anyway.. no we have a minimum wage

47 min later 8351817 Anonymous
>>8351744 >americans thinking pizza is healthy

48 min later 8351821 Anonymous
i would give him a tip depending on how timely the delivery was and how much of a winning smile he had, related to how much money i had to blow at the time (and also how drunk i was) (in the case of your picture, pretty winning)

48 min later 8351825 Anonymous
>>8351749 >economics Except I'm majoring in EE >Because you have no skill or qualification and need to work a shitty job Perhaps you should pick up a psychology textbook, Mr. Inferiority Complex >No. Get a better job. What is job market inflation, hyper-specialization, high-taxation, taxes to move up classes, interest enslavement, vanity, requirements, and time and money to go to a trade school? What are dead end jobs? So you're telling me, that you came to America with nothing but a few grand, no friends, no family, and only a high school education?

48 min later 8351835 Anonymous
>>8351799 I meant, waiters are paid minimum wage and the included service fee is the "tip"

49 min later 8351847 Anonymous
>>8351835 well you would be wrong in thinking that.

51 min later 8351879 Anonymous
>>8351078 >Implying you come up from the basement >Implying your sweet sexy mom doesn't get it >And she proceeds to participate in some hot interracial porn

54 min later 8351920 Anonymous
>>8351835 yea I made $2.13 through college during the 2006 recession. I had worked 13 hour shifts where I only made $60 - I kept going back because... it's important to have money while in school. Was lucky enough to be offered a position before I finished my degree. So now I always tip 25% or above. Kind of worried I didn't finish my degree but I'll get back to that later.

54 min later 8351925 Anonymous
>It'll be $14.99 w- oh cool, here's a $20, keep it >with tip I need my change, sir

58 min later 8351984 Anonymous
>>8351428 I'd tip a bellhop because he carried my luggage to my room which is actually a service I didn't need and could have refused but I didn't, also there's no percentage tip for a bellhop they take what they are given and still smile, say thank you and tip their hat, I also tip doormen if they are really old school and into it

1 hours later 8352014 Anonymous
>>8351459 As if you aren't employing some chick/chicks to suck your dick on demand or going overseas constantly ill never understand why trust fund babies are so apathetic and boring when they could be doing cool shit 365 days a year

1 hours later 8352072 Anonymous
>>8351496 Pretty much this. It'd be an amazing computer

1 hours later 8352076 Anonymous
>>8351984 >old school and into it this just made me miss the shit out of NY

1 hours later 8352126 Anonymous
>>8351214 Not always an option, friend. Very few people start off looking at the shittiest of shit jobs,but many end up there. It's almost never as simple as "just get a better job."

1 hours later 8352224 Anonymous
Give him $15, eat my pizza, catch the first plane I can afford out of America.

1 hours later 8352244 Anonymous
>>8352224 >ignoring problems >if I close my eyes, it means it doesn't exist.

2 hours later 8353365 Anonymous
>>8351825 >expansive economics major >2013 Lull yeah great fucking degree faggot

2 hours later 8353418 Anonymous
If he says with the tip then he can fuck off. If not, it all depends on how friendly he's acting, how fast the pizza got here, and whether or not I'm in a good mood. If all the criteria have been met, I'll probably just hand him a 20 and be done with it. 33% tip sounds pretty goddamn generous to me.

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