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2013-08-21 01:11 8336402 PatrickBateman (avFunds.png 737x423 380kB)
it doesn't help robots. trust me.

0 min later 8336412 PatrickBateman
also I know the picture is 4 days old. do i really need to take another one from today?

1 min later 8336420 Anonymous
What would make it better?

1 min later 8336421 schizoid man
you could put me through med school that would help

1 min later 8336425 Anonymous
It might help to end it.

2 min later 8336438 AphashiaWye
>>8336402 Shhhh. Don't ruin my pipe dream. >winning the lottery so you can buy your dad a pontoon boat

2 min later 8336439 Anonymous
How the fuck did you earn that?

2 min later 8336441 PatrickBateman
This was the most fucked year of my life. I miss her so much. Robots.

2 min later 8336442 Anonymous
I would already have bought an underground bunker and be totally self sufficient if I had half of that. You are just a fucking imbecile.

2 min later 8336445 Anonymous
How old are you OP? And please don't lie.

2 min later 8336448 Anonymous
>>8336402 Can I have some? I'd feel guilty if you did I only have like $480 in my bank. $31 in my wallet

3 min later 8336451 Anonymous
>CAD$

3 min later 8336460 PatrickBateman
>>8336445 I am 19 years old, just out of my first year of university

4 min later 8336464 Anonymous
>>8336460 how'd you get that much money?

4 min later 8336467 PatrickBateman
>>8336451 yep. canada fag. live in dt toronto by myself. parents are very far away and barely talk to me.

4 min later 8336470 Anonymous
>>8336441 it takes time, man. sometimes... a long time.

5 min later 8336487 PatrickBateman
>>8336470 it's been a whole year. you would think moving across the continent, studying/working, trying to have something special with other girls would help it fucking doesnt. nothing does.

6 min later 8336492 Anonymous (299003_4824013885975_1420614100_n.jpg 635x500 40kB)
>OP bragging about his daddy's money youre like these faggots that post here and subtly brag about having a gf seeking validation

6 min later 8336496 Anonymous
>>8336470 send us a few hundred, OP, i want to upgrade my computer a little bit

6 min later 8336500 Anonymous
Negro please. I'm also 19 in university, turning 20 in two days, and I'm up to ym eyeballs in debt - not just regular student debt, though i've got loads of that with a 7 year course - i have a bank balance of -1498gbp of a overdraft of 1500, and i don't know how i'm going to pay my rent. You're not supercars and mansions rich, which is where is stops really mattering and where people say money doesnt make you happy. but goddamn you're secure and can afford to do things because you want to, not worry about whether you can afford to buy the slightly more expensive pack of rice at the store. So that's nice about how rich you are and everything but seriously fuck don't say it doesn't help.

7 min later 8336506 Anonymous
>>8336487 lol faggot fuckingnoasidfjaisdf

7 min later 8336509 PatrickBateman
>>8336492 Ha! if you knew my dad, you'd laugh too

7 min later 8336510 Anonymous
>>8336487 You should take some time off work and go reconnect with your parents, too. You need support too, even if you're rich.

8 min later 8336516 Anonymous
>>8336500 Haha, sounds like you fucked yourself. Go get another credit card and pay off your debt with that.

8 min later 8336520 Anonymous (Untitled.png 701x109 4kB)
That feel when poor. Even my 14,000 is going to go away in a couple weeks to pay for University.

8 min later 8336521 Anonymous
>all the beggars ITT If I asked for money, it would only be for a gun to kill myself. But it would only be fair if I returned the favour by streaming it, which I know I'm not capable of. :(

8 min later 8336522 Anonymous
Tell that to those people breaking the law to get that paper, OP.

8 min later 8336530 PatrickBateman
>>8336522 i broke some laws.

8 min later 8336531 Anonymous
>>8336412 Yeah, I don't believe you. Also, write the word "bunny" so you're not using some picture from /b/ or something. And I don't see how money doesn't help anything.

9 min later 8336534 Anonymous (999318_541108792591190_414769218_n.jpg 301x351 21kB)
>>8336509 >first year out of HS please tell me more about how you rightfully earned this money this is your rich granny's or someones money >yfw

9 min later 8336535 Anonymous
taking a picture of your computer screen doesn't prove shit >go to bank website >login to your account >use java script to edit the amount on the screen >take a picture of your computer screen with timestamp >lel look how rich I am no one with that amount of money would be on r9k complaining anyway

9 min later 8336536 Anonymous
>>8336516 that's a stupid plan. my overdraft is interest and fee-free, perks of having a student account. credit cards are not.

9 min later 8336545 PatrickBateman
>>8336531 ok. one second

9 min later 8336548 Anonymous
>>8336521 You're like an uncle tom for rich people

9 min later 8336552 Anonymous
You have to be fucking kidding me. You're moping about some dumb bitch when you have that much money? GTFO. Srsly. Go hiking. Go biking. Go running. Wake the fuck up. You have so many options that most of us don't and you're whining about some cunt that most likely you guys weren't actually all that compatible and she just sucked your dick right. Lemme tell you. Lots of bitches suck dick. Lots of bitches would suck yours. Fucking hell. Live your life. This is coming from a femanon whose mad jelly. If I had that money I'd buy a fucking boat and sail the god damn seas. Breathe fresh air. Move away from society. Jesus. Christ. I'm mad. I am so mad.

10 min later 8336553 Anonymous
>>8336534 tfw my rich grandpa is very old and getting kind of ill >secretly want him to die because inheritance will seriously save my ass financially

10 min later 8336559 Anonymous
Pretty sure it does help, OP. Trust us.

10 min later 8336560 Anonymous
oh r9k, you're so gullible. /g/ here to explain >Right click > save as on your bank account website >Open it up in notepad >Ctrl+f and find your account balance >Change it, save it >Open it up in a web browser of your choice and crop it to make sure you don't include missing images or resources

11 min later 8336571 Anonymous (1374905350764.jpg 500x495 105kB)
>>8336530 I'm not talking about white collar crime, guy.

11 min later 8336578 Anonymous
>>8336560 th-thanks, /g/

11 min later 8336579 Anonymous
>>8336467 I'd alternate between living in a big countryside house and a vagabond urban life, going at places and talking to people and taking notes about it.

11 min later 8336582 Anonymous
>>8336500 >be britfag supporting himself through uni >still in the green How do you niggas do this shit? Some of my friends have maxed out multiple credit cards/overdrafts/etc on top of their student loans. Where is all that fukken money going? To be fair some of them will do shit like buy a brand new Macbook or some shit right at the start of the year and then bitch about how poor they are because they blew their entire loan on a Laptop.

11 min later 8336585 PatrickBateman
>>8336552 I do all those things. I haven't moped. I'm sad today, doesn't mean i wasted my year. I've done more things then you'll ever dream of doing, and I did it all before I had money. you've got know idea what excitement is. you don't have a clue what it's like to go on an adventure.

11 min later 8336586 Anonymous
>>8336552 I know that feel femanon. People who jsut sit around bing rich get on my nerves a lot. I'd go travelling around europe on a cathedral tour, drawing and meeting locals. and possibly a wine tour of italy.

12 min later 8336590 Anonymous
fuck you op just FUCK YOU. try having $5 to your name to last you the next 7 days and no food in your hours even more, not sure how to pay rent next week, weak as fuck from starving myself to try to save money. check your privilege OP YOU SPOILT BRAT.

12 min later 8336592 Anonymous
>>8336560 But it makes an interesting thread for speculations :(

12 min later 8336599 Anonymous
>>8336402 Maybe it doesn't. It does give you a certain freedom, though. Relieves some pressures. You could always toss me a bit if you like. Share it with some robots. Or give a bit to some charity. I advise buying the best computer you can and establishing yourself a proper gaming room. Get shitloads of games and leave this reality. Give me the dosh and I'll finally move out of my parents house!

13 min later 8336602 Anonymous
b-but it has the date written on paper next to it!

13 min later 8336606 Anonymous
>>8336585 if you had actually done anything worldy you wouldn't be hear whining about a bitch. helicopter rides aren't important

13 min later 8336609 Anonymous
>>8336552 You just aren't capable of understanding the power of the pussy.

13 min later 8336611 Anonymous
>>8336590 >check your privilege go the fuck back to tumblr, faggot.

13 min later 8336614 Anonymous
>>8336585 again, op, go fuck yourself >'I've done more things then you'll ever dream of doing' - quote from a 19 year old.

14 min later 8336618 Anonymous
>>8336560 >not having HTML editing software

14 min later 8336622 PatrickBateman
>>8336606 go hike or something. you don't know anything

14 min later 8336624 Anonymous
>>8336582 >save up 5k before i moved out my sophomore year >get an apartment with my high school friend >rent is super cheap about 300 a month >get food stamps because I have no morals Without food stamps i think i would starve to death. My parents told me the day i leave i can never come back so I haven't talk to them in about a year...

15 min later 8336634 Emi
Maybe for you it doesn't. With that kind of money I could make myself not fat. And then life for me would be amazing from then on.

15 min later 8336636 Anonymous
>>8336600 That's what I'm saying; how did you even manage to get that bad in debt? It's not like I've been cavalier with my cash but I'm hardly pouring over spreadsheets and finance tracking stuff and everything seems to work out okay. Are you simply incapable of living within your means? Did you not realise that if you wanted expensive things/a lavish lifestyle then you need to have the monetary clout to back it up?

16 min later 8336643 Anonymous
>>8336618 >needing html editing software to fool the retards of 4chan

16 min later 8336647 Anonymous
you know what would help? you buying a plot of land in the US so we can start robot town

16 min later 8336649 Anonymous
>wealthy person on 4chan >poorfag leeches crawl out of the woodwork to beg for a handout with their sad fuck excuses kill yourselves, you are disgusting

16 min later 8336651 eeyaw
bull fucking shit it doesn't. god i envy people with money so much. must be nice to not have to worry about food and rent and every fucking thing else

16 min later 8336653 PatrickBateman
>>8336634 i did that. being better looking doesn't help how much of a shitty person you are on the inside.

17 min later 8336654 Anonymous (1374721913602.jpg 483x365 12kB)
>>8336634 >With that kind of money I could make myself not fat. HUE plastic surgery & liposuction amirite

17 min later 8336659 Anonymous
>rich normalfag cunt feels sad for one day and thinks he has any right to complain i bet hearing all the fuck you's in this thread gives your dick a twitch, faggot. saged

17 min later 8336660 Emi
>>8336467 >dt Toronto That might be a problem, downtown Toronto is cancerous. I live downtown too, like, Yonge/Dundas downtown. Shit sucks.

18 min later 8336667 Anonymous
Why don't you just give away some of it to /r9k/? Think of it as spending a small amount of money to make a lot of people very happy.

18 min later 8336669 Anonymous
>>8336402 pls gib mones. I am 8k in debt from a bad relationship with a former (now current since we broke up) drug addict. I make good money but 8k is a lot to pay off and I want to buy a house next year. PLS GIB MONE In all seriousness, if its real, I am happy for you. My parents own a business and as their accountant it feels good to see a couple hundred k in the bank. I know you didn't get here by being frivelous with your money but go and splurge on something for yourself, anything. For instance, today I bought a bottle of Glenlivet 18 for $80 to drink when a friend comes over tonight. We're going to sit on my porch and enjoy the peace for a bit while drinking great whisky. All robots in Indiana are invited.

18 min later 8336672 Anonymous
>>8336585 shut up faggot, you haven't done shit, you're a lying bored teenager and a shit troll how about you get a printed bank statement and a proper timestamp

18 min later 8336674 PatrickBateman
>>8336660 one of my places in is Rosedale. That's where I am at now. Want to grab a drink this weekend?

18 min later 8336678 Anonymous
I've been keeping this idea for when of if I ever get my inheritance but you should do it since 4chan probably won't be around in 10+ years. Go on /g/ and make a thread saying you're building a computer and anyone who gets dubs gets to suggest a component and you will put it in your computer regardless. This is especially good if you don't know jack shit about computers. Once the parts come, document yourself trying/failing to put it together. I've so badly wanted to do this. I'd have a Titan, 7990, and a nVidia Quadro paired with a Celeron "running" off a 300 watt power supply. Wud b laff.

19 min later 8336694 Anonymous
If I had that amount of money I'd build a neet community out in a desert someplace that ran off solar power and internet. Thered be no food, just grass for them to eat.

19 min later 8336696 Anonymous
>>8336624 I dunno man, my student loan covers pretty much everything. Not even like I'm from some ghetto ass family and getting a gorillian pounds from the government because of that 'equal opportunities' bullshit. I'm living on roughly $700 a month. Most of the time this is fine. When it's not I find work and pad my pockets.

20 min later 8336702 Anonymous
>>8336586 Gosh. All that sounds lovely. I wish I could afford to take some time off of work so that I could bike across America. I'd love to go to Niagara Falls and smell the waterfall. I'd love to dip my toes in the warm waters of the Caribbean. Holy fuck. This seriously made me mad. God damn. >>8336585 You think I give a shit that I won't know those feels? I get enjoyment out of knowing Ill have enough to pay tuition and eat healthy food. You think it makes a difference to me that Daddy gave you a good life? I don't. Everything I have and everything Iwill have is because I sweated for it. I worked for it. I'm okay with that. I love that. I don't sit around moping about some long lost love cause people aren't worth it but knowing that when I come home everything is mine, that's I feel I love. Knowing I can buy my Mom a birthday cake when they could never afford something so small that makes me happy. Fuck you, OP. Go find some other cunt. Tfw I feel bad because I realize loneliness is a problem for everyone and I got over zealous. Sorry. Have a good life.

20 min later 8336705 Anonymous
>>8336402 If money doesn't help you, then you're not using it right.

20 min later 8336710 PatrickBateman
>>8336694 >Thered be no food, just grass for them to eat. hahaha

21 min later 8336721 Emi
>>8336654 >Plastic surgery Nah just lipo and a tummy tuck, my face is fine. >>8336653 Then do some self-growth if you aren't happy with your self. I live in the shelter system and when you literally have no money you learn that it really does help to having it. I just got 10$ today which is making me happy cause I can finally wash my sheets and maybe grab a slushie. It REALLY does help a lot because you feel awful when you think "Oh I need to do laundry" but can't afford.

21 min later 8336726 Anonymous
>>8336702 m8 u got trold so hard u culd fit a bbal in ur smashed shitter

21 min later 8336727 Anonymous
>>8336649 fuck you nigger, I lost my dignity a long time ago

21 min later 8336728 Anonymous
Yo OP forgive me if I missed it but you haven't answered how you earned that at a young age, seems kinda fishy. Bank heist? Inheritance?

21 min later 8336731 Anonymous
why are all the faggot tripfags always from toronto?you guys make me ashamed of my hometown

21 min later 8336732 Anonymous
>>8336721 How'd you get fat if you're can barely afford to do your laundry?

22 min later 8336739 Anonymous (DURR.jpg 500x473 77kB)
>>8336669 HOLY SHIT NIGGA YOU GOT 8k DEBT WHY ARE YOU EVEN THINKING ABOUT BUYING A HOUSE. Pay that shit off. Houses will still be around this time next year man hold your fucking horses.

23 min later 8336745 Anonymous
gimme 2k on moneybookers nigger, I need a new pc

23 min later 8336747 Anonymous
>>8336441 Awww, useless pleasure hog is upset that his idiotic abuse of cosmic sexual energy and materialism has caught up to him ;_; awww, there there yuppie. Some of us have real problems.

23 min later 8336750 PatrickBateman
>>8336728 It wasn't handed to me. There was some work involved. Not all of it was legitimate though. It wasn't my dad. I'm being completely honest when I say I haven't hear from anybody in my family for a very long time

23 min later 8336752 Emi
>>8336674 Hahaha, oh man I think we'd both be the weirdest company for each other. I have maximum social anxiety. But if you seriously do feel alone we could chat I guess. I have some friends I could introduce you to if you have some same interests or something.

23 min later 8336755 Anonymous
If it doesn't help could you spare some of that to help pay for my education? It'll likely just go towards food and debts, but still.

23 min later 8336757 eeyaw
>>8336728 He's most likely a spoiled rich kid like most the 'rich' people on /r9k/.

24 min later 8336771 PatrickBateman
>>8336752 I haven't got any social anxiety. Drinks on me man. I don't feel too alone. I'm just a pussy sometimes and miss my ex-gf. I guess it's not that big of a deal. seriously, I have a couple weeks left here before I pack up again. let me buy a pitcher.

24 min later 8336774 Anonymous
>>8336750 >Not all legit. You know what is all legit? Karma.

24 min later 8336775 Anonymous
>>8336448 >I have 6.97 in my bank account >a few quarters in my wallet

25 min later 8336779 Emi
>>8336732 Been fat since I was like 8. Also I don't really get to choose what I eat because of my housing arrangements, so now I mostly only eat carbs. Lost 30 pounds through the summer though, so doing good I guess. I basically have to count on exercise and my meds alone to lose, not diet.

26 min later 8336788 Anonymous
>>8336779 Are you a girl or a boy? I don't even know why I'm asking.

26 min later 8336790 Anonymous
>>8336779 Dumb fuck, you flood your body with oxidative stress when you exercise, and you are definitely not eating enough real antioxidants to counter it. You sheeple are so sad and hopelessly ignorant of even your own biological processes. I weep fo you.

26 min later 8336792 Anonymous
>>8336779 Stop eating carbs.

27 min later 8336799 Anonymous
>>8336774 Breaking the law is always wrong and evil OP and now karma will make you poor. :(

27 min later 8336800 Emi
>>8336771 Okay but it's because I'm a grill. But I get money on like Mon/tues so could do it then if you really want where I wouldn't feel so bummy to get my own. I could share my e-mail I guess.

28 min later 8336807 Anonymous
>>8336799 Money is the exchange of energy. Throw it out of balance, and you will pay. >Plebs who are unacquainted with the concept of balance. My slides.

28 min later 8336808 Anonymous
>>8336747 So no one's going to say anything about this sour grapes motherfucker? Haha, okay.

29 min later 8336809 Anonymous
>>8336441 Did Alekzia dump you?

29 min later 8336811 Anonymous
>>8336800 >weeaboo >fat >probably goes on /cgl/ Steer clear, OP.

29 min later 8336812 Anonymous (kek.png 960x738 306kB)
you guys cannot seriously be this gullible right?

29 min later 8336814 PatrickBateman
>>8336800 don't be an idiot. I'll buy them. this weekend is best. I've got 10 hours of work per day this week. probably more. would saturday work for you? I'll shoot you an email when I'm done eating

29 min later 8336817 Emi
>>8336790 >>8336792 Did I not make it clear I have no choice in the matter of what I eat? Like 98% of what I eat isn't my choice because of the kind of life I'm living Hence why I just keep getting more active weekly, it's my only way to lose right now.

30 min later 8336818 Anonymous
>>8336800 You are a disgusting, lazy pig leech who is looking for free cash. Quite sad. Thanks for making your fellow countrymen feel ashamed of your "American" body though. It makes their boring parroting of American stereotypes slightly less prevalent. Eat up.

30 min later 8336820 Anonymous
>>8336739 I actually have more than 8k in debt, it's more like 68k, if you count my school loan debt (30k) and 30k I still owe on my new car. The 8k is just in credit card debt, actually I think it's closer to 6k. I have 3 credit cards, an American Express (cancelled and owe 900$) a chase credit card (still in use and have a running balance of around 2k, my limit) and my Discover card (still in use with a running balance of 4k). I am signed onto a lease for one year and I am hoping that instead of paying $600 a month plus food, gas etc.. for dead weight I can use that money to put towards my debt and eventually end up with around 5-7k in savings this time next year which my parents will match for a down payment on a home.

30 min later 8336823 Anonymous (cmonson.gif 300x188 1052kB)
This girl gettin that paycheck making me jelly as shit real talk.

30 min later 8336824 Anonymous
>>8336808 >U JELLY Nope, but cool response. I can tell you're a creative, fun, sweet person.

31 min later 8336830 Anonymous
>>8336402 how come everytime someone posts their bank account it's always a canadian?

31 min later 8336833 Emi
>>8336811 Only one of those is true.

31 min later 8336834 Anonymous
>>8336402 No, it doesn't help. If she doesn't like you, then she will go away. I'm sorry you had to go through a breakup and shit, but yeah... And really, would you want the type of woman to stay with you just 'cause you had bank? That's never nice. Stay calm, keep living your life, and you will find someone to be happy with. I say this because you obviously had the stones to get into a relationship in the first place, unlike some of these broken fuckers on this board.

31 min later 8336838 Anonymous
>>8336817 >I HAVE NO CHOICE What a pathetic victim you are. Man up and make your own decisions.

31 min later 8336839 eeyaw
>>8336824 >replying to it And we were doing so well too.

32 min later 8336846 Anonymous
You should donate some of that to charity. A good one, like Red Cross or Make A Wish Foundation etc. Something that really deserves it. Don't give it out to random anons, they won't give a fuck and are just after your cash. But seriously, donate to charity. I know it sounds weird, but it feels good. It feels really good to give. To know you're helping make a difference. Just give it a try.

32 min later 8336849 Anonymous
>>8336820 oh noooooooooo Fucking debt

32 min later 8336852 Anonymous
>>8336824 Hey, lovely, you're the one being outrageous and making fun of people without knowing the circumstances. I'd assume that you are poor and angry when someone who has more than you have is in a rough patch. Because how dare they have problems and complain, right? Sour grapes, sour grapes.

33 min later 8336870 PatrickBateman
>>8336846 I want to help fund business start ups in developing countries. But not invest, because I'm not interested in receiving anything in return. I just want somehow donate, but I'm not sure how to find a legit organization

35 min later 8336887 Anonymous
>>8336870 Just make your own organization. Or, if you're into Ayahuasca then you can go there to Peru and start up a retreat.

35 min later 8336889 Anonymous
>>8336870 Like I said, Red Cross or something. It's easy to find legit organizations, just pick one that's famous. Humane society, Make a Wish, anything.

35 min later 8336894 Anonymous
>>8336800 >>8336814 this fatty just found her meal ticket

36 min later 8336900 Anonymous
>>8336571 He obv robbed a bank

36 min later 8336903 Anonymous
>>8336889 Well the only problem with those is that a lot of the funds received don't actually go to where they say it is. I'd say do something with education. Start a scholarship.

36 min later 8336907 Emi
>>8336894 Man I hate this shit, I'm flat broke but god damn I will pay for my own drinks.

36 min later 8336909 PatrickBateman
>>8336903 hm, not a bad idea.

36 min later 8336910 Anonymous
>>8336894 Doesn't she fuck guys for shelter anyway?

37 min later 8336911 Anonymous
>>8336894 Robot is jelly 'cause no grill and no support.

37 min later 8336920 PatrickBateman
>>8336907 not if I grab the bill first! I'm an expert at paying the bill.

38 min later 8336935 Anonymous
>>8336909 Yeah man, you can even set one up so that several small rewards are given out. You know, $1,000 for a semester. You set the terms, and if you want them to write essays then you will get essays. If you need certain GPA, they will have to meet it. This way, you know it is working and you know it will have a direct impact in a positive manner.

38 min later 8336940 Anonymous
>>8336590 >earn fat stacks >SPOILED BRAT

39 min later 8336945 Anonymous
>>8336935 Or even 500! That way you can make the reach pretty big.

39 min later 8336953 Anonymous
im not going to type a really long sad story because there is no way to prove it, if you are feeling generous and would liek to help a poorfag out my paypal is in the email. if you send me a dollar i will go to mcdonadls and buy a mcdouble and take a picture.

39 min later 8336954 Anonymous
>>8336590 Lol get a job lol

40 min later 8336964 Anonymous
>>8336402 *massages OPs ego*

40 min later 8336972 PatrickBateman
>>8336945 I have more money than just in that account... I'll probably give people a bit more than that. If it's a canadian university/college I can maybe offer first semester tuition. shit, this is a good idea, thanks anon!

41 min later 8336979 PatrickBateman
>>8336964 feels good =) thanks

42 min later 8336988 Earthwormstyle
I'm the best student in my semester (out of 600 people) gib money blox

43 min later 8337001 Anonymous
>>8336972 You're welcome! I just know that I applied like crazy for scholarships when I started college, and having a large platform really helped with things. And enjoy your guiltless charity without wondering if your money actually will actually be helping anyone other than greedy people. If I were in your position, then I'd do the same thing.

43 min later 8337004 PatrickBateman
>>8336988 prove

46 min later 8337033 Earthwormstyle
>>8337004 Can only show you my grades m8. implying I'd upload that to 4chan

46 min later 8337041 Anonymous
>>8337001 >>8336972 I just have one request. Make one of the scholarships for lesbian students that herd goats, and plan on going into Pediatric Nursing. It's fantastically niche and you could make a requirement for that one as "Paint a portrait of your favorite goat."

48 min later 8337061 Anonymous
If it doesn't help then you're a really sore winner. I haven't kept up with this shit, is it inheritance, lottery winnings, child prodigy?

51 min later 8337088 PatrickBateman
>>8337061 the last one to a degree. I read a lot of books and then did a lot of illegal things

53 min later 8337104 Emi
>>8337088 Like, fraud?

54 min later 8337113 PatrickBateman
>>8337104 nope. nothing like that. i didn't steal from anyone else. I shouldn't say illegal. I mean grey line.

58 min later 8337143 Anonymous
>>8337113 No, you stole. There is no magical money machine. You did not steal magic money. You fucked SOMEONE over, even if it was in a trickle-down sense. Deal with it, prodigy, and try reading some real books that are actually about being a fucking human being and not a little punk bitch who goes to r9k to whine about how you were fortunate enough to not only have a close girl friend, but a large amount of money; clearly your last vestige of self-worth. I'd give you my pity but you seem to be having trouble holding all of that faggotry.

58 min later 8337149 Anonymous
probably op traded penny stocks that they gave the blue sky treatment to in internet chat rooms.

58 min later 8337151 Anonymous
>>8336800 >A girl will never fall into your lap like this

1 hours later 8337173 Emi
>>8337151 A girl will never agree to hang out with you if you seem to be interested in grabbing a beer? Well with that attitude probably not. >>8337113 Like... what though...

1 hours later 8337193 Anonymous
>>8337143 Not him but I have something to say faggot. You are an idiot who has no idea how to operate on the fringes of the law. Enjoy being a poor little pleb forever. I'm curious about your methods OP but I won't ask you to spoil them and neither will I spoil mine. You still in business or retired ?

1 hours later 8337203 Anonymous
>Implying this fat, lazy whore would have ever posted in this thread if she didn't see dollar signs.

1 hours later 8337212 Anonymous
>>8337173 And what happens if you like each other? It's all about the meet. Then you see you have like interests. Then you like each other. Then you're both surfing 4chan on a Friday Night, while eating some pizz... oh god ;_;

1 hours later 8337218 Emi
>>8337203 Bitch every time someone posts they're from Toronto I'm on that shit.

1 hours later 8337223 Anonymous
>>8337193 I was selling home-grown when I was 14, scum sucker. You belong on this faggot's level of "operating on the fringes of the law." I operate in a coliseum. I have 30 severed lion heads; You have a nice car rental.

1 hours later 8337230 PatrickBateman
>>8337193 thank you. I have no intention of going into detail anyways. I'm laying low/planning until january. then I'll gun for about a year and then hopefully be able to just focus on school for the next 6-8 years or so

1 hours later 8337251 Anonymous
>>8337218 >I will never be from Toronto ;_;

1 hours later 8337265 Anonymous
>>8336560 >not just editing the image in MS Paint takes like 5 seconds

1 hours later 8337267 Anonymous
>>8337230 Or a large bite will be taken out of your side and you'll bleed your way into a minimum wage job. Coming soon.

1 hours later 8337275 PatrickBateman
>>8337267 maybe so. that's alright.

1 hours later 8337294 Anonymous
>>8336464 Undoubtedly filling out surveys online. I heard there's a lot of money in that. *insert tinyurl link*

1 hours later 8337314 Anonymous
>>8337230 the only way someone your age could get cash like that is either fishing, poaching, illegal mining or forestry, talking up penny stocks and day trading, maybe cashing in on the bitcoin bubble or some sort of illegal recycling like reclaiming precious metals from catalytic converters

1 hours later 8337350 PatrickBateman
>>8337314 There was some day trading. But not much. Mostly luck. I'm not a very good trader, but when I was in high school I worked for a company that wrote a portion of some popular projection software. I picked up a lot of knowledge from the traders I worked with, and was able to make slightly less than a minimum wage job swing/day trading. Also check out selling covered calls. My friend does it and claims he can make lunch money most weeks, though I don't believe him.

1 hours later 8337365 PatrickBateman
>>8337350 also let me specify, that buy "worked" I mean one of my teachers got me an internship making 9.50 an hour programming after school and on weekends.

1 hours later 8337484 Anonymous
>>8337365 Please teach me to be a child prodigy and operate on the fringe of the law op. I want to be rich sad.

1 hours later 8337514 PatrickBateman
>>8337484 I don't think there is much I can do for you my friend. Good luck I sent some of you money by the way. Just picked random emails of people who asked for it nicely. It should be enough for food for a couple days at least.

1 hours later 8337523 Anonymous
Hey OP you wanna pay off my mortgage for me? that'd be p coo

1 hours later 8337543 Anonymous (1373240042719.jpg 800x800 200kB)
Man if I had that much I'd sit around all day in my underware playing vidya, fapping, and watching netflix

1 hours later 8337551 Anonymous
>>8337543 I don't have that much money and I do that anyway.

2 hours later 8338658 Anonymous (1332631472839.jpg 396x327 43kB)
>>8336402 >CAD So you really only have like $5,000? Move along. Nothing to see, here.

2 hours later 8338747 Anonymous
>>8338658 Real fucking funny faggot, but it would actually be 773,673.52 in USD

2 hours later 8338826 Anonymous (1342219019829.jpg 232x246 8kB)
>>8338747 But it's Canadian, so I doubt it's worth any more than 10k, tops. At least, I wouldn't trade any more than 10k usd for 1000k in cad. You need to understand that because it has the word, "Canadian" in it, it instantly loses like 100* its actual value. Get with the times, grandpa.

2 hours later 8338874 Anonymous
>implying it's hard to fake an image like this

2 hours later 8338886 Anonymous
>>8336552 This. Holy fuck. Why are you even on 4chan right now?

3 hours later 8338922 trunks
>>8338826 >1000k >one thousand thousand >a million americans once again confirmed for being dumb as fuck

3 hours later 8338957 Anonymous (the laughing has gone supernova.jpg 1200x858 572kB)
>>8338922 >implying I implied 1000k is a million Silly Canadumbs!

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