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2013-08-18 11:13 8295082 Anonymous (this is gonna be gnarly.jpg 700x816 130kB)
*BOOM* *BOOM* *CRASH* That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your house with the intent to rob and kill you. Why don't you own a firearm?

1 min later 8295094 Anonymous
They're expensive. Can't I just use a baseball bat or something?

2 min later 8295107 Anonymous (7657483458.jpg 500x500 32kB)
do bots make these threads or is this just a retarded newfag? remember craig threads?

2 min later 8295109 Anonymous
because i don't live in a neighbourhood of degenerates and petty criminals.

2 min later 8295113 Anonymous
I have a fireaxe, a sword, a halberd, and a shield. Come at me bro!

3 min later 8295117 Anonymous (1376816587167.jpg 216x251 7kB)
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* That's all it takes for a man to knock on your door with the intent to sell you Italian delicacies. Why don't you tip?

4 min later 8295125 Anonymous (glock%2026%20full%20automatic%2033%20round%20magazine[1].jpg 576x672 80kB)
Oh, but I do, OP.

5 min later 8295134 Anonymous
>>8295117 I lol'd. Fucking muricuns

6 min later 8295145 Anonymous (1376816806650.jpg 315x367 43kB)
>>8295117 ONE TWO THREE HUWAA That's all it takes to get the opening theme stuck in your head. Why don't you pick up chicks?

7 min later 8295152 Anonymous
>implying my doors are locked >implying my windows are closed >implying I wouldn't persuade him into telling me burgling stories while I cook him something delicious Canada.

8 min later 8295157 Anonymous
>>8295125 >spaces in filename I sincerely hope you found that on google.

8 min later 8295158 Ron (1366318299608.jpg 740x717 58kB)
>>8295134 >fucking muricans You Yuroshits are just waking up aren't you.

8 min later 8295160 Anonymous
>>8295117 Fucking lel this made my morning. Thanks anon

10 min later 8295171 Anonymous
>>8295117 >>8295145 I love you sometimes, /r9k/. My love is original.

10 min later 8295179 Anonymous
>Having doors that open inwards It's like you want to get your door to get busted down on purpose.

12 min later 8295201 Anonymous
I don't have anything worth taking

15 min later 8295244 Anonymous
>>8295082 I use martial arts and am very fast. Probably fast enough to dodge bullets. Real heroes don't need guns.

22 min later 8295305 Anonymous
>>8295082 Would he rob and kill me, if I let him rape me? I'm a grill.

23 min later 8295315 Deecool(providence)
>>8295305 I don't think he'd wanna rape you...not a girl from /r9k/. He might press charges so it'd be best to let him kill you to avoid finical troubles.

24 min later 8295321 Anonymous
I have a knife. Im not an easy target. When Im asleep, there are TWO locked doors between me and the outside. I have nothing to steal, and I dont think there are many gay rapists.

29 min later 8295356 Anonymous
>Implying it doesn't take 4 sound effects to break into my house. He'd give up after making 3.

31 min later 8295380 sage
>>8295082 Because my door isnt made of plywood fagget

35 min later 8295417 Anonymous
>>8295082 No, it isn't. Plus my house has two doors, as I live in a sort of group home with multiple suites. He might as well climb onto my balcony and smash the sliding window. After which I will shove a shard of glass up his ass for daring to steal from me, and threatening the safety of myself and my little sister. >Inb4 internet tough guy

35 min later 8295418 Anonymous
>>8295315 Ok then. But I do have a baseball bat, for what it's worth.

37 min later 8295434 Anonymous
Because I don't live in a shithole like US or UK.

41 min later 8295458 Anonymous
Because no gypsy trash lives in my area

43 min later 8295475 Anonymous
>>8295158 >muricunt projecting not even yuropoor, silly muricunt

45 min later 8295492 Anonymous
>>8295082 Doors open outwards here, and they're very sturdy.

50 min later 8295531 Anonymous
>>8295082 >Why don't you own a firearm? Because I live in a civilized country where shit like this doesn't happen.

51 min later 8295535 Anonymous
>>8295082 Because, round here we don't get home invasions.

55 min later 8295565 Anonymous
>>8295082 Because I live in military barracks and we have armed guards and the door to my room is very sturdy. You'd need a small battering ram to knock down my door.

56 min later 8295571 Anonymous
We killed all the niggers already.

57 min later 8295574 Anonymous
>>8295571 Hey, stop posting from a future utopia.

57 min later 8295575 Anonymous
>>8295531 Even though you're bringing in shit loads of immigrants propping up ghettos who then go hunting around better-off neighborhoods.

57 min later 8295577 Anonymous
First of all, burglars don't break down doors. Burglars, by definition, break into your house and steal shit while you are gone. Second of all, I have a baseball bat and I am a man and I don't afraid of any home invaders.

58 min later 8295579 Anonymous
>>8295574 I just want to let everyone know that it's going to be alright. The white man always wins in the end.

58 min later 8295581 Anonymous
If the Jews have there way none of us will be able to protect ourselves. Fucking hook nosed liberty haters.

59 min later 8295586 Anonymous
I hope he kills me, and steals my computer so no one I know finds the filthy, filthy porn I have stored on my hard drive.

1 hours later 8295599 Anonymous
>>8295152 >tfw I am american and I haven't locked my door (while I am home or away) since the year 2000. by the way, the only thing that was ever stolen was some shitty bike in my backyard by a kid 3 houses down.

1 hours later 8295600 Anonymous
>>8295157 don't be such a pretentious asshole

1 hours later 8295601 Anonymous
>>8295599 I actually live in the shitty part of town and don't lock my doors, I'm only now wondering why.

1 hours later 8295602 Anonymous
Because I live in shitty country and only people with connections are allowed to own firearms. Are you satisfied now, faggot?

1 hours later 8295629 Anonymous
>>8295602 Then join a cartel Mexicano.

1 hours later 8295630 Anonymous
>>8295575 You don't even know where I live... But anyway. As it happens ghettos don't exist in my country. Read my post again. I said I was living in a civilized country. You may not believe it but immigrats don't form ghettos here in the first world.

1 hours later 8295632 Anonymous
If a criminal is planning to rob/kill you, nothing you will do will stop them. if you carry a bat, they will use a knife, if you use a knife, they will use a gun, if you use a semi automatic, they will use a full automatic. you have a full automatic they will have grenades etc etc.

1 hours later 8295635 Anonymous
>>8295629 I ain't a spic, there are shitty countries outside of American half of the world.

1 hours later 8295637 Anonymous
>>8295630 >immigrats don't form ghettos here in the first world M8, m8 come on m8 seriously m8.

1 hours later 8295638 Anonymous
>>8295632 What do I have to get so they can have nuclear missiles?

1 hours later 8295644 Anonymous
>>8295632 >knife beats bat lol idiot

1 hours later 8295646 Anonymous
>>8295638 Thermobaric bomb

1 hours later 8295650 Anonymous
>>8295646 Well, what if I have Nuclear missiles?

1 hours later 8295677 Anonymous
>>8295637 American detected Apparently this in't original. What a suprise.

1 hours later 8295761 Anonymous
I own 7 rifles and 3 handguns >Canada is alright

1 hours later 8295794 Anonymous
>>8295632 >A common thief will have a full arsenal of weapons kek They'll have a knife, I have a fucking spear. I'll go Vlad the Impaler on his ass (literally)

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