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2013-08-10 06:03 8169083 Anonymous (1334508092547.jpg 435x435 27kB)
>go to a takeout place all the time >cute foreign girl working there 8/10 >find out shes from Romania >today print a bunch of shit about Romania out, history population etc.... >bring it in today when I go to pick up my order >put my paper work down >start telling her facts of her country etc.... >she walks away rude as fuck says nothing >goes in the back >a few mins later the cook comes out and gives me my order >she didnt come out until I left, I looked back in after I shut the door leaving what the fuck? why was she such a cunt

1 min later 8169118 Anonymous
>>8169083 >Put paper work down You're problem right there, she thinks you plagiarized it. A no-no in Romanian culture.

1 min later 8169120 Anonymous
7/10, bretty gud bloxfgfgf

2 min later 8169133 Anonymous
>>8169120 not trolling, i just thought i could relate to her by finding a common interest

5 min later 8169178 Anonymous
>>8169118 it was just shit i printed from wikipedia etc...

6 min later 8169202 Anonymous
>>8169133 If you're not trolling then you have autism, not trolling.

7 min later 8169219 Anonymous
>>8169202 Autism doesn't exist, nor do most psychological disorders. They have no scientific basis, and are just vague bags of symptoms.

7 min later 8169226 Anonymous
>>8169202 I am not trolling, and this isnt the first incident, they are well documented on here, goncci for neighbors dog etc... and i have been told i have autism a lot

8 min later 8169237 Anonymous
>>8169133 Why would anyone give a fuck about the population of Romania, out of all the Balkan countries you picked the least nationalist one. You would have had better luck if you asked if her if any of her family members were killed by Ceausescu.

8 min later 8169251 Anonymous
>>8169237 i didnt even get a chance to talk about much she walked away pretty quickly

9 min later 8169277 Anonymous
>>8169251 Try asking people what music they like.

9 min later 8169278 Anonymous
not bad m8 she was just a coont

13 min later 8169328 Anonymous
>>8169278 i agree she was very rude to me and unprofessional as fuck

14 min later 8169358 Anonymous
>>8169083 Romanian here laughing my ass off at you, we romanians despise commonfolk who use wikipedia because they're just plagiarists and thieves, usually. She probably saw the layout and guessed it's where you took it from. Tell her about Dracula and Vlad the Impaler next time, both of them are pretty cool and are national heroes, she'll definitely relate.

15 min later 8169378 Anonymous
>>8169328 Get in her shoes dude, getting approached by a thief liar plagiarist pleb!

16 min later 8169398 Anonymous
>>8169358 i doubt there will be a next time, she literally just walked away from me

16 min later 8169400 Deadeye Dick
>>8169358 >Rummanians complaining about others being thieves I have some bad news for you, bruv.

16 min later 8169407 Anonymous
OP you're either trolling in which case not bad, otherwise that's aspie as fuck. And that's coming from a professionally diagnosed autist.

17 min later 8169409 Anonymous
>>8169358 He should also talk to her about socialism and the Warsaw Pact, Romania was one of the rare countries that actually prospered under Soviet guidance.

17 min later 8169417 Anonymous
>>8169407 Like I said a lot of shit i documented on here that I do is considered aspie as fuck

20 min later 8169479 Anonymous
>>8169398 If you really knew shit about romania you'd know that this shit is routine with our women, as the bethrothers (sp?) usually have to resort to bride kidnapping. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a rticle-2197785/There-goes-bride-The -bizarre-Romanian-custom-staging-mo ck-kidnappings-weddings.html Try harder next time.

21 min later 8169487 Anonymous
>>8169479 I never said I knew shit about Romania, I just printed some shit out about it and was going to talk to her. I didnt say I was a fucking historian

22 min later 8169507 Anonymous
>>8169487 OK, then print out this article or smth else about bride kidnapping and show her, maybe she'll get the hint.

23 min later 8169523 Anonymous
>>8169507 like sex trafficking? like shit like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12yQ ewYj7sI

23 min later 8169529 Anonymous
>>8169083 The reason you fucked is up is because you didnt realize that theres a reason shes not in romania

24 min later 8169558 Anonymous
>>8169417 >Like I said a lot of shit i documented on here that I do is considered aspie as fuck She probably just freaked out because that's a bit of a weird thing to do. It would have been way better if you just started a conversation like most (read: normal) people would. She's probably not a cunt, just was a bit put off by your actions.

25 min later 8169567 Anonymous
>>8169409 What you say is very true, however most people are still butthurt over that era and she may associate the OP with said butthurt in her mind. I personally am not and dearly thank you for that post and reminder, I'm showing it to my mom as well. We romanians are very proud and nationalistic. >>8169523 No dude that's too hardcore and you can't print it.

25 min later 8169582 Anonymous
>>8169567 i know i cant print it, but id love to be able to show it to her

26 min later 8169593 Anonymous
>>8169567 >hardcore Also known as alpha. You can also print out stills and make a kind of flip book which is more impressive than wikipedia.

28 min later 8169622 Anonymous
>>8169487 Idiot! Women (particularly those in Europe, but it works everywhere) LOVE guys who can claim to be historians and dish out little random trivia bits from history. Your mistake was to appear as an amateur and not as a professional historian. Next time, just memorise some facts and tell her; don't use paper or notes. It doesn't have to directly relate to them either; just saying Cicero's hand were nailed to the Senate doors by Mark Antony will pique their interest.

29 min later 8169645 Anonymous
I don't get it. Why did you start talking to her about Romania? Why didn't you just ask her about her family or something? Reading off a list of facts you found on the Internet about her native country is just weird. That would be like if a French girl walked up to you and started telling you that the US is divided into 50 states and that Washington DC is its capital.

29 min later 8169646 Anonymous (1373074705585.png 278x434 174kB)
Are you from krautchan? Do you have aspergers and/or autism?

30 min later 8169649 Anonymous
>>8169622 femanon here, that's so sweet <3 feels like indiana jones

30 min later 8169652 Anonymous
>>8169646 No im from NJ. and I never was diagnosed never tested but people tell me i do have it and i score high on the online tests for it

30 min later 8169659 Anonymous
>me creepy white guy. me teach you about your own culture you know better than me. then you hop on my dick in appreciation oh god I can't stop laughing

31 min later 8169667 Anonymous
>find out shes from Romania >today print a bunch of shit about Romania out, history population etc.... >bring it in today when I go to pick up my order >put my paper work down This was your problem. Those aren't the kind of interests you look for when approaching a woman. You made yourself look retarded and creepy at the same time, because you actually printed information about her country to bring her to the restaurant as if it was some sort of assignment. Discussing shit with her about her country should come in next, when you've already established a friendship. At the beginning you should make yourself look friendly and approachable, and go with something like: >Find out she's from Romania. >When she takes your order chit chat with her >"Hey so I heard you're from Romania" >She responds >"Nice! Do you like this country so far?" >She responds >"Cool, well welcome to _____" Regardless, that was a cunty thing to do, though.

31 min later 8169670 Anonymous
>>8169646 Neither of those diseases exists. But go ahead, buy more pills.

32 min later 8169687 Anonymous
>>8169670 i was on 4 pills before, not at the same time but none worked. paxil, zoloft. prozac and xnax

33 min later 8169702 Anonymous (1371426049971.gif 400x225 1709kB)
>>8169652 >No im from NJ.

33 min later 8169713 Anonymous (foto (5).jpg 2592x1936 1790kB)
Slavs only wan't slavs. Sorry OP, i'm on this world to steal all the slavs you like.

34 min later 8169721 Anonymous
>>8169083 >>today print a bunch of shit about Romania out, history population etc.... >bring it in today when I go to pick up my order >put my paper work down >start telling her facts of her country etc.... This is weird as fuck, and there is something condescending and obnoxious about telling a person "facts about their country". that being said, I work with a Romanian girl and her accent is cute as fuck, so I don't blame you for trying bro.

34 min later 8169730 Anonymous
>>8169687 Have you tried pot?

34 min later 8169734 Anonymous
>>8169721 her body was nice as fuck too. slim tall, nice ass, decent sized titties, glasses mhmmmm

35 min later 8169743 Anonymous
>>8169730 yea. not huge on it. I do drink every night though

37 min later 8169776 Anonymous
>>8169649 4chan was founded in October 2003. It has an Alexa rank of 892 The owner and administrator is a man named Christopher Poole.

37 min later 8169779 Anonymous
Why would you print out shit and bring it in? I don't know where you got the idea that would be a good idea.

37 min later 8169784 Anonymous
>>8169779 thought it up in my mind, and acted on it.

37 min later 8169786 Anonymous
>>8169670 they exist but they are just categories for personality types. all psychologists actually know this but won't actually say it.

38 min later 8169795 Anonymous
>>8169743 Obviously your problems are caused by marijuana addiction.

38 min later 8169801 Anonymous
>>8169795 i smoke maybe once a year if that. I just dont enjoy it, but if im drunk enough and its around ill smoke

39 min later 8169813 Anonymous
>>8169784 It seems a bit odd. Why not just ask her about her personal experiences and time in Romania? I'm Japanese and would most likely talk with someone about it, but I wouldn't want them to print out facts and give me a history lesson.

40 min later 8169828 Anonymous
>>8169083 10/10 if troll 7/10 if copypasta Fuckin' lold

40 min later 8169835 Anonymous
>>8169828 fucking cancer fucking faggot. fuck you

41 min later 8169855 Anonymous
>>8169801 You are in denial about your frequency of drug usage and the permanent brain damage it has caused you. That is sad.

42 min later 8169862 Anonymous
>>8169358 lol two door fuckoff

42 min later 8169863 Anonymous
>>8169855 what a faggot. omg u so troll lellll

48 min later 8169950 Anonymous
>>8169083 >>start telling her facts of her country etc.... So as soon as she walked over, were you like "The population of Romania is X, etc."

49 min later 8169960 Anonymous
>>8169950 I was like i know where your from and i know a lot about your country

52 min later 8170005 Anonymous
>>8169950 and i wasnt trying to like lecture her on it

53 min later 8170019 Anonymous
>>8169960 Sweet Jesus you really did that?

54 min later 8170035 Anonymous
>>8170019 yes I did do what I said.

55 min later 8170047 Anonymous
>cute japanese girl at work >9/10 cute >she knows 0 english >we're the only young employees there >smile at her sometimes but too beta to do anything more >she comes over to my desk one day with some coffee >I pretend I don't see her coming, smiling >she servers it to some guests behind me >puts tray on desk next to mine while she serves >oh okay >surely she'll ask if I want someone simply out of kindness and it's right in front of me >she picks up the tray and leaves without ever looking at me Okay, guess she thinks I'm shit.

56 min later 8170066 Anonymous
>>8169960 Did you get around to talking or did she leave at that point?

57 min later 8170076 Anonymous
>>8169083 that reminds me off >be at international conference >meet 7/10 cute asian chick with a bob cut >kinda uninterested find out shes from Singapore >make an offhand comment how the Japs easily captured singapore from the British in WWII >she ends up going off on military strategy and tactics >we start talking for half an hour about the army, military history and the future of combat it has to be spur of the moment you cant come back for round two having done your reaserch this time either you know it or u dont

57 min later 8170077 Anonymous
>>8170066 i got around to i know where your from and know about your country, when i put the papers down she just walked away like i didnt exist

58 min later 8170089 Anonymous
>>8170047 Japanese exchange student here. In our culture it would be considered slutty and forward for a young single girl to give coffee to a guy around her age, but by leaving it near your desk she was giving you a chance to talk to her and ask for one. If she gives it to you then she's doing a socially acceptable thing. tldr; you blew it

59 min later 8170096 Anonymous
>>8169863 Why are you denying the fact that marijuana causes brain damage? That is science.

1 hours later 8170112 Anonymous
>>8169529 If talking about romania would get you into her pants, she would have a guy in her pants in romania. Dig deeper. Of course it's too late now, you blew it. There's always next time.

1 hours later 8170120 Anonymous
>>8170035 Ok I know you might not realize why this was kinda wrong of you to do, but please bear with me. You're relatively new to the country, getting used to it, and you find a work at a restaurant. Then, you see a customer a couple of times and you don't think much of it. One day you have to serve said customer and she says >I know where you're from and I know a lot about your country. You might not get how this comes off as strange, but when a person tries to start conversation with something like "I know where you're from", it comes off as too direct and even creepy. You were being too aggressive when approaching the girl, and it probably went worse if she saw the papers you brought from your research. You basically looked like a stalker, and she probably got afraid of you.

1 hours later 8170149 Anonymous
TURKEY ANON I KNOW IT'S YOU GODDAMMIT

1 hours later 8170155 Anonymous
>>8170149 yes thats me, turkey dinner dad flipped on me

1 hours later 8170161 Anonymous
>>8170155 I KNEW IT YOU GODDAMN AUTISTIC BASTARD START USING A TRIP

1 hours later 8170193 Anonymous
>>8170161 i been here for almost 3 years and dont know how to make a trip lol. and i really dont have a desire to make one. people usually recognize me when i post

1 hours later 8170214 Anonymous
>>8169083 Fuck I have no idea how on earth that could possibly have gone wrong op!

1 hours later 8170222 Anonymous
>>8170193 shit advice giver here, to use a trip you just put a # followed by a word/random letters which should be only known to you in the name field

1 hours later 8170231 Anonymous
>>8170222 thanks for the tip, if i decide to do a trip ill think of you when doing it :]

1 hours later 8170255 Anonymous
>>8170231 maybe you should print out some facts about him and turn those into a trip

1 hours later 8170265 Anonymous
>>8170255 i have no idea why, but i just laughed my fucking ass off dude

1 hours later 8170273 Anonymous
>>8170231 maybe you can show up to his place of work with some printed facts.

1 hours later 8170286 Anonymous
>>8169083 Came on WAY TOO STRONG... should of just ask how her day was going.

1 hours later 8170294 Anonymous (cc.jpg 402x402 61kB)
>>8170273 hahahah if i knew where he worked i would, i really have no shame

1 hours later 8170306 Anonymous
>>8170222 Also. Put two pound signs to make it a secure trip. I have NO IDEA why people insist on making unsecure trips, other than it might spell out something cool.

1 hours later 8170327 Anonymous
>>8170294 you're the best. Never change.

1 hours later 8170346 Anonymous
>>8170327 thanks lol, i hasnt gotten me far in life though. im 26 live with my parents, my phones phonebook just has numbers of my home phone and parents cell phone. my dad still shaves my face and tells me i have to shower because i refuse. i drink every night

1 hours later 8170352 Anonymous
>>8170306 Secure tripcodes are for jerks. jerkblock

1 hours later 8170383 Anonymous (1375936461808.gif 400x350 2093kB)
>are you from krautchan? >no I'm from NJ

1 hours later 8170429 Anonymous
>>8170383 he asked where I was from, I told him where I was from

1 hours later 8170481 Anonymous
>>8170429 He was trying to ask you if you browse krautchan's /int/ board, because it's one of the few places on the internet where you'll find this level of autism.

1 hours later 8170488 Anonymous
>>8170481 oh ok. I just browse on here and /b/

1 hours later 8170518 Anonymous
>>8170294 Oh i get it you posted Chris Christie because you're from New Jersey

1 hours later 8170524 Anonymous
>>8170488 Why do you visit /b/? Do you watch anime? Do you have steam?

1 hours later 8170533 Anonymous
>>8170524 i just like /b/s brand of humour. I dont watch anime. or have steam. i have a 360

1 hours later 8170546 Anonymous
>>8170533 >I don't watch anime I am genuinely surprised.

1 hours later 8170553 Anonymous
>>8170546 just not into it. never got into it. I watch cartoons sometimes like aqua teen or squidbillies

1 hours later 8170598 Anonymous
>>8170533 Hahaha I bet that's why the waitress did a 360 and walked away from your table.

1 hours later 8170614 Anonymous
>>8170598 lol old joke is old faggot ;]

1 hours later 8170635 Anonymous
>>8170614 Of course you wouldn't appreciate old jokes. I bet you haven't even heard of may mays like desu because you haven't watched Rozen Maiden fgt.

1 hours later 8170667 Anonymous
>>8170635 I havent heard of that. and i dont mind some old jokes.

1 hours later 8170676 Anonymous
>>8170533 That's a pity. I'm leaving but I just wanted to say that I love reading your greentext stories, they're hilarious. Please never stop posting on /r9k/

1 hours later 8170687 Anonymous
>>8170676 thanks. ill always be on here I can relate to a lot of people on here

1 hours later 8170691 Anonymous
>>8170667 You should watch it. For me, it didn't get boring quickly like a lot of anime does.

1 hours later 8170694 Anonymous
>>8170533 Ok this story has become a little more believable

1 hours later 8170699 Anonymous
>>8170691 im into a few bands that are into Hentai i never watched it but i think i would enjoy it

1 hours later 8170721 Anonymous ([HorribleSubs] Rozen Maiden (2013) - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.01_[2013.08.03_01.16.44].jpg 1280x720 95kB)
>>8170667 Rozen maiden aired in 2004, it's a series about a teenager who stops going to school and shuts himself in his room to browse the internet all day until he meets a group of magical dolls who change his life. Watch it, it's pretty good. The third season is airing now

1 hours later 8170729 Anonymous
>>8170721 i will def check it out. I have nothing but time on my hands lol

1 hours later 8170746 Anonymous
>>8170346 I said don't change but maybe shower more. She walked away because you smell like shit.

1 hours later 8170759 Anonymous
>>8170746 lol in all honesty I dont smell bad, i mean i dont smell it. i will admit my crotch smells when i take my pants down to piss ya that stinks, but other then that no at least not from just passing

1 hours later 8170805 Anonymous
>>8170721 Fucking DEEN, why are they so tiny.

1 hours later 8170835 Anonymous
>>8170729 I'm leaving you some links because I'm an aspie too and I forget about stuff too quickly http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=1 13588 season 1 http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=6 8521 season 2 for season 3 just search rozen maiden 2013 in that site. There are five episodes out so far

1 hours later 8170839 Anonymous
>>8170805 they are dolls

1 hours later 8170848 Anonymous
>>8170835 thanks man, I really do forget about shit quick too. if i dont impulse on it i will prob forget about it

1 hours later 8170856 Anonymous
>>8170839 They're half the size they were in the earlier seasons.

1 hours later 8170883 Anonymous (1366936628939.jpg 500x334 75kB)
omg youre such an asspie thats not how you do it.

1 hours later 8170919 Anonymous
>>8170721 wow that sounds fucking pathetic why would someone waste their time watching a situation that pathetic? autists

1 hours later 8170953 Anonymous
>>8170222 don't do this, don't get a trip bro. trips ALWAYS lead to drama and stupid shit. just keep posting as anon, if your posts are funny enough someone will screen cap them and repost them

1 hours later 8170956 Anonymous
>>8169652 Anon, ask a friend or 4chan next time you have a plan for hitting on a girl. Or try OK Cupid. She probably had the heebie jeebies

1 hours later 8170960 Anonymous (Suiseiseki57.jpg 445x475 31kB)
>>8170919 Dude. Just watch it. Or at least try the first episode damnit.

1 hours later 8170975 Anonymous
AUTISTIC OP IS AUTISTIC

2 hours later 8170978 Anonymous
>>8170975 like i said I heard this many times and score high on the online tests

2 hours later 8170990 Anonymous
>>8170956 I am Ip banned from ok cupid and pof honestly. i would make troll accounts and harass girls, I have some screen caps from that. i dont have all them saved but i can find some

2 hours later 8171019 Anonymous
>>8170960 >watching anime involving magical dolls no he's right, it's fucking pathetic.

2 hours later 8171033 Anonymous
>>8169219 1am and we already have the dumbest post of the day. Congrast, that's a hard feat on /r9k/

2 hours later 8171035 Anonymous
>>8170990 Plz share your screencaps

2 hours later 8171039 Anonymous (ok9.png 1600x900 316kB)
>>8170990 here is one screen cap i have one more i found the rest will take some more looking

2 hours later 8171046 Anonymous
>>8169083 Instead of printing shit out, why did you not ask her to tell something about her country?

2 hours later 8171049 Anonymous (okk.jpg 1600x900 224kB)
>>8171039 here is another, i have a whole thread on them from a site i was banned from so that will take digging and i dont feel like douing that now at 2 10 am

2 hours later 8171099 Anonymous
>>8171039 >>8171049 Oh, Anon... You're a pretty sad guy, huh?

2 hours later 8171111 Anonymous
>>8171099 not at all. im very happy with my life. i get up when i want have no bills drink and play vidya all day home cooked meals

2 hours later 8171256 Anonymous
>>8171046 because im shit at remembering things

2 hours later 8171306 Anonymous
>>8171111 Hm. Implying that you live with your parents, then?

2 hours later 8171323 Anonymous
>>8171033 >congrast Whatever you say Professor...

2 hours later 8171389 Anonymous
>>8171323 Not that same anon but there is a huge difference between a typo and a completely uneducated anecdote

2 hours later 8171392 Anonymous
>>8171306 Yes I do. live with my parents

2 hours later 8171425 Anonymous
>>8169713 >tfw no slav bf

2 hours later 8171467 Anonymous
lol, OP is possibly the biggest faggot in the world

2 hours later 8171475 Anonymous
>>8169721 This. In order for two people to maintain a relationship with one another, each individual must put effort into the bond in order to maintain it. They regularly ask each other out to parties, they regularly let each other know who's romantically interested in them, they regularly just do nice things for one another. Now, this Romanian girl did not put in any effort into the bond with you and yet you put in a lot of effort by printing out all of that stuff. This lack of consistency is why it comes off as very "strange" and "weird" because it means that being in your presence was the only required amount of effort necessary for you to do all that shit. That you perceive the effort required for her to be in your presence as an equivalent amount of effort for you to do that shit comes off as a sign of desperation. You're like the hobo who celebrates the fact that he's got a penny. Secondly, as the Anon said, telling someone about how their country is by simply reading about it rather than experiencing it first-hand is very arrogant. First-hand experience has far more value than knowledge based upon books and that's the problem with informing people on anything really. The moment you start telling people things you feel they should know, you implicitly assert that you know what's best for them. That you know better than them. That they are inferior to you. That's my take on these events OP.

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