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2013-08-10 12:44 8164262 Anonymous (hm.jpg 645x773 55kB)
>tfw you are almost 27 and your prime sex years are drawing to a close and you haven't even kissed a girl
I honestly think this is cause enough to commit suicide.
Even if I started today and fixed my life by the time I was 30, it's too fucking late. My test will drop, my libido will weaken, my head will be bald, my face will look older, my body will be less in shape and I'll only be able to date some desperate chick in her late 20s at best.
I blew it.
1 min later 8164283 Anonymous
>Killing yourself over society's expectations
le
2 min later 8164307 Anonymous
>>8164283
it's not society, it's what I wanted
I will never get to fuck in my prime
Those days are over
I can't magically go back to being young
I will never look this "good" again
If I couldn't get laid looking youthful in college, I will never get laid
It's fucking ogre, man
7 min later 8164377 Anonymous
>>8164307
>Killing yourself over some pussy
Come on man what about everything else in the world, all that other shit you are excited for. Being single is cool as fuck, you don't need a girlfriend or to get laid, just hire a hooker or some shit
7 min later 8164380 Anonymous
You should stop trying to forecast the future and just get on with your life. I'm 27 and I didn't bother with women in high school or college and I still don't care. Find something to become passionate about and forget everything else.
8 min later 8164401 Anonymous
>>8164380
>>8164377
Stop trying to pretend you're some reclusive monks.
Everyone gets lonely. Everyone wants sex and intimacy (well, almost everyone). You're on /r9k/ for a reason too.
8 min later 8164403 Anonymous
That's a myth though. Women are just as horny in their 30s and 40s and less picky.
9 min later 8164416 Anonymous
>>8164283
>society's
>not biology's
10 min later 8164444 Anonymous
>>8164401
Yeah, I get lonely, but it's mostly about not having any friends than obsessing over not having a girlfriend.
17 min later 8164556 Anonymous
>>8164403
why the fuck would I want to fuck a woman in her 30s and 40s? I mean, if I had my fill of 20 something year old girls, yeah.
But that is all Ill ever have the pleasure of knowing. A muted passion. A dull sex.
18 min later 8164579 Anonymous
>>8164444
It's not the not having a girlfriend part
It's the not running through a gentle rain during a summer night, then skinny dipping in a lake and then fucking in the grass when you are young and alive and full of hormones.
I'll never ever know that. It's like I was in prison during the past 10 years but I don't even have that excuse.
I just wanted a nice young warm body up against mine. Now I'm too old to even love.
29 min later 8164751 Anonymous
>>8164579
Ok, so you missed out, are you just going to feel sorry for yourself for the rest of your life?
29 min later 8164760 Anonymous
>>8164579
Life isn't a movie. You're upset and glorifying. "The grass is greener"? Kids aren't usually having perfect, hot sex. It's awkward.
30 min later 8164775 eeyore
>>8164262
>tfw 23 and haven't kissed a girl
I probably should have done it earlier this year when I had the chance but ehh, hit or miss there.
31 min later 8164788 Anonymous
>>8164262
how about you actually start lifting or work on other aspects in your life to boost up your self-esteem you fucking faggot
or embrace your life as wizard
top lel
32 min later 8164808 Anonymous
>>8164751
No Im going to commit suicide eventually (for this reason and others)
>>8164760
From what I hear, fucking in your 20s is mighty good. Stop trying to downplay it
39 min later 8164902 Anonymous (Screenshot_2013-08-05-18-44-27.png 800x480 78kB)
>>8164262
Weird things are happening
>from 13 to 20 fap at least seven times a week
I suddenly stopped about a week ago. I just dont feel like fapping anymore
42 min later 8164956 Anonymous
>You will end up with some used up old whore in her late twenties to mid thirties who has experienced more than you could ever imagine and has a kid or two.
>You will treat them well and take care of them where you have to because you're a good man and their real father is a worthless douche.
>When they get older, they will introduce you to people as their dad. You will smile.
You never had your own kids because you have a low sperm count that worsened with age.
46 min later 8165023 Anonymous
>>8164956
Who the hell wants kids?
47 min later 8165041 Anonymous
>>8164808
I'm not downplaying anything. Having sex at any time is good if your partner is really into it, too. Honestly, it just sounds like you want to give up because you don't want to put any effort into making your life better. I know it sucks, but there's no reason to just give up unless you're a 70 year old wizard with cancer.
49 min later 8165081 Anonymous
>>8164556
You'll never have your fill of 20 something year old girls. No one will. There is no achievement here.
50 min later 8165099 Anonymous
>>8165023
The point is you will be forced into them whether you have them or not. By the time you find someone to settle down with, she'll almost certainly have children already.
53 min later 8165164 Anonymous
>>8165099
But nobody is going to settle for some used goods and a bunch of kids. Fuck by the time you're 30 and that's your only option, you'll opt to just stay single.
1 hours later 8165300 Anonymous
I know, fuck it. I get so jealous reading any novel where there is teenage romance.
Whenever I see some attractive movie star, she is always around ~21. (It's not like I meet real women). So the age of attractiveness is quickly vanishing.
5 hours later 8169138 Anonymous
>>8164262
OH NO MY LIFE IS INCOMPLETE
5 hours later 8169676 Anonymous
>>8164262
not being able to fix your life is the hardest part.
even if you sped through learning to be in a relationship, it would still take you years that you do not have. that would only put you at the level of almost like everyone else.
No way to win or come close.
Suicide is probably best choice. I hear it is better with a buddy. A buddy like me who put his email in the above if you are serious about dying. i want to die but not alone.
5 hours later 8169727 Anonymous
you need to have higher priorities beyond fucking a chick.
Focus on your career. Find hapiness in your accomplishments.
5 hours later 8169738 Anonymous
If you're suicidal because you'll have to date women in their late 20s or older you should DEFINITELY kill yourself OP. Hurry up.
6 hours later 8169875 Anonymous
Wizard here. I find teenagers hotter than I ever did when I was a teenager. I often wonder if being a kissless virgin for this long ends up warping a person's sexual outlook somehow. I honestly can't imagine fucking anyone past 35 that I've ever seen - I'd rather just be single.
6 hours later 8169917 Anonymous
Wait, are there really 27 year old virgins? How does that even happen? I lost it at 18 and I was considered late by almost all of my peers
6 hours later 8169972 Anonymous
>>8169917
social isolation, socially fucked up
6 hours later 8169989 Anonymous
>>8169875
>I often wonder if being a kissless virgin for this long ends up warping a person's sexual outlook somehow.
They are closer to your level in terms of sexual experience. They have more than you, but they are more inexperienced that regular people
They are more attractive too. Old people should not have sex. Nasty bodies.
>>8169917
>Wait, are there really 27 year old virgins? How does that even happen? I lost it at 18 and I was considered late by almost all of my peers
Then this thread is not for you. GTFO, normie.
6 hours later 8170020 Anonymous
>>8164401
>Stop trying to pretend you're some reclusive monks.
I am pretty much that, deal with it.
>Everyone gets lonely
Stop trying to ratify your feelings through expectations of others.
No I don't, I am perfectly happy being myself.
>Everyone wants sex and intimacy (well, almost everyone)
Nope nope nope, I'd rather be wizard.
6 hours later 8170028 Anonymous
>>8169917
This is another reason there is no hope for us. Women will never tolerate virgins and if you aren't good enough to fake it you are fucked. We missed the acceptable window to lose out virginity and now no women have the patience to teach virgins.
Not to mention we will never experience teenage sex.
6 hours later 8170039 Anonymous
>>8169917
>high school
sent to sped school because zero tolerance after columbine. I didn't meet more than a dozen girls from 8th through 12th grade. All but one hated my guts, that one was a lesbian.
>college
lol CS major, nogirls. Also, commuter student.
>post-college
Work in IT, nogirls.
I never learned how to go out, have fun, ask out girls, date them, fuck them, any of that. I never saw it happen. Now I'm terrified of it because I'm a 26-year-old virgin and I know any girl I try to date will instantly realize that I have all the romantic experience of a 14-year-old.
6 hours later 8170040 Anonymous
>>8169917
Hi, welcome to /r9k/. During your stay here, you will see many amazing examples of people who have not lived your normal life.
>social avoidance and shyness
>average at best looks
>depression or isolation during peak 18-21 college years
6 hours later 8170493 Anonymous
>>8170040
Funny thing is I've been a robot since 15, went to 20% of my classes in highschool, and have had zero friends since 5th grade. Even I managed to get laid and get a gf for a year. I just don't understand how its possible to NOT get these things.
6 hours later 8170541 Anonymous
>>8170493
So you're not actually a robot.
6 hours later 8170615 Anonymous
>>8169917
I'm 27 and I can't figure out how you managed to lose your virginity.
I cannot imagine what sequence of events could lead to that outcome.
6 hours later 8170643 Anonymous (not a robot skewed.jpg 190x190 76kB)
>>8170493
>claims be robot
>tries to build robot cred with stupid shit
>brags about sex and gf
>claims to be robot
try harder.
6 hours later 8170661 Anonymous
If it's any consolation, I find men more attractive in their mid thirties, and I'm sure many other women do, too.
6 hours later 8170674 Anonymous
>>8170615
>I cannot imagine what sequence of events could lead to that outcome.
We should be friends.
I am 29 I feel the same.
At no time in my life has there ever been a possibility of sex. I would not even know how to start.
6 hours later 8170688 Anonymous
>>8170661
That doesn't matter when you will never have the virile youthful sex everyone else got to have.
6 hours later 8170698 Anonymous
>>8170541
>>8170643
Not sure who is worse, people trying to define themselves as a robot or people telling others that they aren't. All good bros, I'm just on a different level than you are.
6 hours later 8170705 Anonymous
>>8170688
it wasn't anything spectacular trust me
7 hours later 8170722 Anonymous
>>8170698
You say you were a robot until 15, WERE. You're not one of us anymore if you ever were.
7 hours later 8170738 Anonymous
>>8170705
And yet it's the sex everyone looks back on. Don't fucking lie to me.
7 hours later 8170745 Anonymous
>>8164902
Oh god this is happening to me. I turned 24 and its SO easy to do no-fap. I can go weeks now without thinking about sex. Masturbation went from great in my pre-20s, to a chore for satisfying my urges, and now its going away completely.And while this is good in some ways, its still depressing that I never got to use it.
7 hours later 8170770 Anonymous
>>8170688
Well, if it's any more consolation, I wouldn't want you if you engaged in a lot of casual sex, even if it was in your youth.
But, I'm only one person who thinks that and it probably doesn't change a thing, so my apologies in that regard.
Society's really not that bad. The goals and expectations you set for yourself have not been met. I'm sure there has been plenty of good to come in your life, and you're unconsciously ignoring it because of the stereotype of a normal person. Whenever I feel bad, I always rationalize the bad out if it's truly out of my control.
If you really feel you've only been wronged, or you don't have the strength to learn how to recreate your idea of happiness, then you might as well just kill yourself, because it won't get better for you.
7 hours later 8170784 Anonymous
>>8170770
>wouldn't want you if you engaged in a lot of casual sex, even if it was in your youth.
Don't lie about that either. All women want promiscuous men with lost of experience.
7 hours later 8170789 Anonymous
>>8164262
Bro, take it from me. It becomes a mans world when you're in your 30's.
Actually, it's not so much that. Once you've established yourself with a career and are completely independent in terms of finances you'll have any woman you want.
I did an internship at a lawfirm and one of the lawyers had me help him with his divorce case... btw marriage, is something I implore all of you to steer clear from,at least until they change the laws with divorce and until divorce court isn't run by feminist anymore... but that's a whole different issue.
Anyways, so he gets divorced and loses a shit load of money... blah blah blah. We go out for dirnks and tells me, he's finally "free". I ask him what he means and he tells me to watch. We go to a bar for happy hour and immediately the female bartender spills spaghetti all over this guy. Asking him where he works, how nice his suit is even commenting on his fucking briefcase. So we ditch the bar to go grab wings at hooters, holy fuck 3 waitresses... THREE gave him their numbers... they didn't do it for the tip either cause 2 of the other waitresses weren't even serving us.
Trust me, women are the hot commodity in college cause men all want to fuck them, once guys mature though and no longer want the women... Then the women come crawling back which happens around your age.
I've seen it first hand man, I may only be 22 but I hang around with a ton of lawyers so I see this shit happen all the time. It's so easy to get laid when you're older.
7 hours later 8170813 Anonymous (tfwfarquaad.png 1179x742 938kB)
>>8164307
>it's fucking ogre man
Mah Brogre robot
7 hours later 8170830 Anonymous
>>8170789
That's all fine and true
there's no hope for us who aren't going to have careers though. I'm dumber than a bag of bricks so my highest attainable goal is shift manager at some retail store. not high paid professional
7 hours later 8170833 Anonymous
>>8170722
Christ, 4chan didn't exist when I was 15.
7 hours later 8170846 Anonymous
>>8170833
Doesn't matter, somewhere along the line you apparently lost all the social anxiety and awkwardness and inability to joke or make small talk.
That didn't happen to us, so we are virgins.
7 hours later 8170860 Anonymous
>>8170784
I really don't. I've turned down men with tattoos, men who smoked, men who boasted about their sexual histories. Actually, I've turned down everyone.
I've never had sex and a boyfriend, myself, and I don't plan to until I get my career in order. Then I'll find a nice robot like me and we'll live out modest and quiet lives together.
7 hours later 8170873 Anonymous
>>8170860
But, I will admit that most women do indeed look for men who are more desired.
7 hours later 8170878 Anonymous
>>8170830
If that's your attitude, you might as well just forget about women then.
At a grocery store, the actual store manager can easily make six figures....You just have to have the drive to make something of yourself.
7 hours later 8170886 Anonymous
>tfw there's a girl who fake flirts with you to make you awkward and you never have the balls to make her stop doing it
>tfw last night i drunkenly told her friend that i think she's a huge slut and so she'll probably tell the friend and im gonna die
it was nice knowingly you r9k
7 hours later 8170942 Anonymous
>26
>still at home
>failed out of college 3 times and finally accepted I'll never have a professional career
So my options are single moms and single moms, and more single moms. Oh yeah, and single moms. You know, the types of single moms who didn't plan their kid and need two incomes to support themselves and kid(s) and will settle for me as long as I have a steady job.
Nah I think I'll just die alone. At least this way I can be open and fully support my large comic book collection and figurine and statues can be placed all over my room without worry.
7 hours later 8170972 Anonymous
>>8170942
>Huge comic book collection
I'm not a single mom. I'll date you.
I just want you to know I masturbate to pictures of JiM Loki, Impulse and Damian Wayne, though.
Some day there will be more Billy Batson.
7 hours later 8171041 Anonymous (leahnloki.jpg 988x1500 655kB)
>>8170972
>kid loki
That's fine. And I'm not sure how I feel about the Impulse. As long as it's not Ramos impulse I'm fine with that.
And it's cool to fap to Damian. Harper Row will never live up to him.
7 hours later 8171112 Anonymous (1328963609421.jpg 897x810 282kB)
>>8171041
>Ramos Impulse
Please don't remind me.
So, uh, where are you located?
7 hours later 8171161 Anonymous (1315350357393.png 888x876 1006kB)
>>8171112
Texas.
What's on your pull list?
7 hours later 8171199 Anonymous
>>8169875
i think guys develop unusual sexual preferences/fetishes/desires if they go a long time without sex or losing their virginity.
7 hours later 8171232 Anonymous
>>8170860
>Then I'll find a nice robot like me and we'll live out modest and quiet lives together.
I can dig it.
7 hours later 8171246 eeyore
>>8171199
>tfw most of my friends have typical 4chan fetishes like traps and shit
>all my tastes and fetishes are ridiculously vanilla
I don't know what went wrong.
7 hours later 8171254 Anonymous (typical batman story.jpg 791x1000 201kB)
>>8171161
New York. ;_;
Right now, Batman and Robin, Batman, and the All-Star Western.
I plan to move onto Green Lantern, Green Lantern Corps, Wonder Woman, and Justice League, but I've been slowly going through Batman: No Man's Land, so I use it as an excuse to keep putting off reading some of the pulls.
Haven't been following any Marvel titles, except after a few months I'll pick up whatever Journey Into Mystery things I've missed.
I know jack and shit about whatever Marvel has cooking right now.
7 hours later 8171261 Anonymous
>>8171246
examples of your fetishes?
7 hours later 8171339 Anonymous (1319508775451.jpg 344x364 68kB)
>>8171254
>all Star
Great tastes friend.
Get on Green Lantern and Wonder Woman. Corps and JL I can take or leave. Demon Knights is great too and it's done so you can probably trade wait it.
If you ever move into Marvel check out Daredevil, Rucka Punisher, and Remender X-Force.
Also Kid Loki is on Young Avengers right now and it's by the same writer as JiM. It's pretty awful though. It's one giant tumblr wank
7 hours later 8171342 eeyore
>>8171261
glasses
dresses
flat stomachs
second one is prob just a preference but dear god it's so preferred
7 hours later 8171438 Anonymous
>>8171342
that's so plain (and specific) that i would say that you're kinda fucked up, sorry
8 hours later 8171454 Anonymous
>>8170674
>>8170615
I've had the opportunity to have sex, but I didn't (kind of on the fat side and was fairly drunk so I was worried she would wake up the next day and accuse me of rape).
It's very strange, at least for me. We were just friends (people who just talk sometimes about how their day went and things they like, in case you don't have any- it's ok). One day I saw her at a party and she just stared at me. On the way home she followed me until she reached up and started making out with me. I reciprocated, but she kept reaching south and saying she wanted me to do her and I could film it. I was kind of amazed and it took an hour of talking to get her to stop.
It just goes to show you that the sequence of events can be a very, very strange thing out of your control and you shouldn't give up because it's not too late.
8 hours later 8171474 eeyore
>>8171438
haha
it's surprisingly rare. it's plain but nothing awful. not like i can't get off to things that don't have those. it just increases the attraction 100fold.
8 hours later 8171520 Anonymous (1375978664922.jpg 250x321 42kB)
>>8164262
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNu o72QuYk
It doesn't matter. Take it from me. I've fucked many girls: white, black, and Asian. And let me tell you, at the end of the day, I still feel your feels.
I am your age, I have a prestigious job, I work out, and my career has incredible opportunities. And yet I am completely alone.
Anytime I interact with women, I can immediately sense their ulterior motives. I see how they treat other men, cheat on them, play them, and know it could just as easily be me that falls for their trap. It's all a game. Their bodies and the sex they relinquish temporarily is their bargaining chip. They will never truly love you for you. They will only love your utility to them. Only what you represent: power, money, fame, whatever. Unconditional love doesn't exist.
I feel myself growing older, like you, and as I do, I can only see the bleakness of the future. Sure, I could get laid by some chick, somewhere. But that's not what I -- or what you -- really want. We wanted a partner, someone loyal that we could truly give ourselves too, to finally be vulnerable. Our muse. Our inspiration for living. That's what would complete us.
But it will never happen. And so I sit alone, with my feelings. And you.
9 hours later 8172116 Anonymous
>20 years old
>have had some girls be attracted to me
>most I've done is groped titties and have dick groped through pants
Going to college soon. How fucked am I?
9 hours later 8172133 Anonymous
>>8164401
Are you implying that /r9k/ is to be solely used for the discussion of sex and intimacy? That's not what this board should be like at all.
9 hours later 8172167 Anonymous (1375459448523.jpg 389x388 27kB)
>>8164579
oh wow, can you be more pathetic?
9 hours later 8172189 Anonymous
>implying 30-something aren't hot
>implying 40-something silver foxes aren't hot
>implying 50-somethings cant still look hot
anon, please. Aging gracefully and maturing like fine wine is so much easier for men.
I hope to be a happy old woman still lusting after her old-ass husband.
9 hours later 8172205 Anonymous
>>8171520
fuck off normalfag, you're nothing like us
9 hours later 8172238 Anonymous
>>8172205
u mad dude?
fuck off
9 hours later 8172256 Anonymous
>>8171520
I know that feel, and I'm a complete robot. I don't even want casual sex, it's just not interesting to me. I know it wouldn't make my life any better.
>>8172205
fuck off
9 hours later 8172262 Anonymous
>>8172189
>implying 50-somethings cant still look hot
This.
>tfw I couldnt stop admiring this 53yo qt
9 hours later 8172314 Anonymous
>>8172262
I'm 'wowed' by 40+ guys WAY more often than 2- something dudes.
>at classical music concert, I am seated next to this really handsome gentleman. He's an aisle seat, the three people next to me are now shows. Kind of awkward.
>"H-hi"
"Hey
>tfw we have awesome chat about the composition and the orchestra, he was a former musician
>tfw he's actually in his 50s
>tfw concert was beautiful
9 hours later 8172315 Anonymous
>>8164307
>I will never look this "good" again
You need to go to /fit/ sometime son
9 hours later 8172331 eeyore
>>8171520
at least you get laid i guess
none of us here will ever explore a woman's body to that degree
>>8172314
every whore ever
9 hours later 8172354 Anonymous
>>8170738
N-no it isn't man. You have no idea what you're talking about.
9 hours later 8172356 Anonymous
>>8172331
I'm just trying to cheer anon up, tons of girls think older guys are hot, if he stays reasonable fit and groomed and doesn't dress like a hobo I think he will be pleasantly surprised.
9 hours later 8172385 Anonymous (tumblr_mn33m0dOYc1qzfscso3_500.jpg 500x667 147kB)
>>8164307
Bullshit man.
It doesn't take anything to get laid. Really. just find an excuse to talk to some chick. You don't even need an excuse.
"Excuse me, you look gorgeous"
Walk away, let her chase you.
Alternatively, find some drunk slut, talk to her, be confident and its over.
Fuck you man
Do it. It's fucking easy as fuck. Trust.
Do it up man. Go get some hole.
Also age doesn't matter.
Pic related
9 hours later 8172404 Anonymous (1356723043207.png 1320x4344 838kB)
>>8164262
Here man. If you have the drive to do it and try hard enough you will get laid.
If its a matter of appearance: Convict Conditioning
9 hours later 8172414 eeyore
>>8172356
no shit
girls like successful men
old men have money and can sometimes look well
what about the younger men? what about meeting a girl around the same age bracket and growing old with them?
OH FUCKING WAIT that doesn't happen anymore because young girls are shallow fucking whores who get dicked by attractive guys and find some rich older guy to leech off of
9 hours later 8172426 Anonymous
>>8172404
God damn, so much bullshit in just one image
9 hours later 8172440 Anonymous
>>8172426
Worked for me man.
tfw new gf
tfw sluts orbit me constantly
It's free pussy man.
9 hours later 8172452 Anonymous
>>8164262
>Even if I started today and fixed my life by the time I was 30, it's too fucking late. My test will drop, my libido will weaken, my head will be bald, my face will look older, my body will be less in shape and I'll only be able to date some desperate chick in her late 20s at best.
30s&40s are still very goods years for a man. Push comes to shove you can always go on testosterone.
We're all gonna make it brah.
9 hours later 8172465 Anonymous
>>8172414
Did you not read my first post? I plan to marry a guy my age and enjoy him aging.
10 hours later 8172516 Anonymous (bb.jpg 1024x735 127kB)
>>8170830
>there's no hope for us who aren't going to have careers though
Might as well, right? Better than the slow painful suicide that is your life.
10 hours later 8172766 Anonymous (1371781306644.png 241x274 61kB)
>>8164262
>>8164262
>>8164262
Don't take this seriously but why not use the money you have to adopt a child, a girl...
14 hours later 8174392 Anonymous
>>8170039
>have fun
You sound like a worthless cunt. You never learned to have fun? You never had fun in your life?
15 hours later 8174985 Anonymous
>>8170661
You and others find them attractive as those men are the best providers
Younger guys are the best lovers
No man would want to end up being seen as only the provider. That's beyond fucked up
16 hours later 8175245 Anonymous
>>8172404
Pure bullshit.
16 hours later 8175298 Anonymous
>>8169917
Congrats you luckyfuck life didn't choose to shit on you
16 hours later 8175329 eeyore
>>8164775
so yeah question
should i be trying to kiss a girl (assuming the opportunity presents itself) as in with a random or something just for the experience
or should i be waiting until im dating a girl or some shit, for that "first memory" and such
16 hours later 8175434 Anonymous
>>8175329
My first memory was getting tapped on the shoulder in an under age disco, turning around and having a girl ask "will you score my friend?"
We then rolled our toungues around eachothers mouth in the most ungraceful fashion. I don't even remember her face.
Do it for the experience, trust me.
16 hours later 8175476 eeyore
>>8175434
for realsies? hm i'll consider it. i need to get this shit over with.
>could have done it six months ago when I had ample opportunity
>didn't
I am an idiot.
16 hours later 8175489 Anonymous
>>8164262
>Even if I started today and fixed my life by the time I was 30, it's too fucking late. My test will drop, my libido will weaken, my head will be bald, my face will look older, my body will be less in shape and I'll only be able to date some desperate chick in her late 20s at best.
How the fuck can someone become this delusional?
18 hours later 8176759 Anonymous
Isaac Newton, Tesla, J Edgar Hoover, and many other great and accomplished people have died virgins. There's more to life than sex, and if you want it so bad, go fuck a prostitute.
18 hours later 8176820 Anonymous
>>8176759
OP obviously has none of what the people you listed lived for. Sex, love and children are how mediocre people justify their existence. OP lacks even mediocrity.
21 hours later 8179221 Anonymous
>>8164307
>If I couldn't get laid looking youthful in college, I will never get laid
Lots of girls are into older men, just save up a bit of money and pretend you're a flash git. I've had club sluts fuck me because they thing I drive a Lamborghini (literally a white Toyota Celica with doors that go up lel)
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