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2013-07-31 01:35 8006769 Anonymous (1295195779416.jpg 643x479 67kB)
ITT: worst thing you've ever done
> be 18 and at this club with some friends
> this club had balconies, each overlooking the one below with a big dance floor right in the middle
> be sprinkling beer on the people bellow and laugh at them as they get pissed off
> trance music playing
> lights syncing up with the music
> in a moment of darkness, think of something funny
> throw bottle of beer with full force down to the dance floor
> lights go back on
> look down and see a girl laying motionless on the dance floor
> blood pooling on her face
> realize what I've done, quickly grab random empty beer bottle and gaze at 'accident' together with friends
> music eventually stops and medics take her away
>mfw
18 min later 8007068 Anonymous
Holy shit dude. That's fucking low.
19 min later 8007083 Anonymous
It's not like I think you should kill yourself or anything, but you should fucking kill yourself.
21 min later 8007113 Anonymous
the moment i saw someone pooring beer on people i would have got on of my mates and beat that cunts ass in. gotta prevent shit like this and you dont do it by standing idly by
22 min later 8007126 Anonymous
I threw a gigantic ice rock at some 6 year old when I was 12. He started bleeding
22 min later 8007133 Anonymous
>>8007126
did the little fucker deserve it?
23 min later 8007150 Anonymous
>OP seriously injures bar-slut
>tfw you are seriously disappointed he didn't kill her
25 min later 8007178 Anonymous
>be married
>wife's sister is 14
>she comes over to visit once in a while
>watching TV
>we wrestle around a little bit
>end up fooling around a little
>start making out
>she takes off her top
>i suck on her boobs
>she gives me a blowjob
>cum in her mouth, she swallows
>wife comes home
>comes downstairs
>sister's head is in my lap
>nothing to see here, we're just watching a movie
>make conversation with the wife, she goes upstairs to fix dinner
>sister tells me she had fun and goes home
25 min later 8007194 Anonymous
>>8007150
the story is too morally ambiguous i now just hope the poor bottle didn't shatter
26 min later 8007212 Anonymous
>be 16, sophomore in HS
>walking with friends to class
>somebody pokes me from behind
>turn around
>it's a 7/10 viet chick
>she says, "hey you're cute"
>I say, "you're not"
>turned back around and walked away
>friends later told me she started crying
>lol
27 min later 8007226 Anonymous
>>8007178
mfw Nigger should be in /B/ with that bullshit.
27 min later 8007228 Anonymous
>>8007178
>next morning
>wake up
28 min later 8007242 Anonymous
>>8007133
no i don't think so - full story
>at park for neighborhood winter event thing
>fake ice and snow play area
>get giant ice rock
>chunk it up in the air
>hits some kid
>oh shit
>run the fuck out of there
>come back like 30 mins later
>kids there with his parents and the first aid people crying and bleeding
28 min later 8007248 Anonymous
>>8007212
mfw Neckbeard thought he had a change with a woman.
29 min later 8007259 Anonymous
>>8007248
mfw I misspell a word on the internet.
>"They have discovered I am a dog!"
30 min later 8007269 Anonymous
>>8007248
>implying I'm a Neckbeard and not a normalfag
Silly anon, it's not nice to make assumptions.
31 min later 8007288 Anonymous
>>8007259
Are you fresh off the boat from reddit or some shit?
31 min later 8007289 Anonymous
>>8007269
Silly Neckbeard, it's not nice to lie on the internet...
32 min later 8007293 Anonymous
>>8007178
>it's the weekend
>wife is out shopping
>her sister comes over
>it's been a month or so since we fooled around in my basement
>i'm in the kitchen making lunch
>she's all over me
>telling me she hasn't been able to stop thinking about what we did and how dirty it was
>she hops up on the counter and starts playing with herself
>start fingering her
>she cums on my hand
>I want to fuck her so bad
>wife comes home and I help her bring the groceries in
32 min later 8007294 Anonymous
>>8007269
Atleast he's not a filthy normalfaggot.
32 min later 8007298 Anonymous
>>8007288
TBH, I've never given enough fucks in a day to type in that fucking URL.
36 min later 8007353 Anonymous
>somewhere highschool aged
>at city festival with friends
>one guy goes into the porta-pottys to take a piss
>me and other guy decide to prank him
>go up to the porta-potty and start to shake it
>run off laughing
>friend comes back
>ask him if he enjoyed his piss
>doesn't know what we mean and says "yeah I guess?"
>suddenly old dude comes up outta nowhere
>starts screaming at us
>figure out that we shook the wrong one
>the one we shook had his wife inside of it
>both these people were in their 60s-70s
If you're still alive old couple, I'm sorry ;_;
Oh, and one time I played the "falling trust" game with my little brother, where you fall back into someones arm and catch them. I thought it would be funny to not catch him. he trusted me so much he kept straight all the way to the floor ;_;
36 min later 8007354 Anonymous
>>8007289
Okay, I lied. I'm not a normalfag, but a social autist.
>tfw 18 and still don't have a substantial amount of facial hair
39 min later 8007387 Anonymous
>>8007354
>mfw, I shave to hide my Neckbeard Identity.
1 hours later 8007870 Anonymous
>>8006769
> trance music playing
She had it coming.
1 hours later 8007952 Anonymous
All I thought was
>A club slut getting hurt? Good.
I think I'm spending way too much time on /r9k/.
1 hours later 8007969 Anonymous
>>8007242
Similar.
> with some friends playing baseball
> one has this really heavy bat
> we're about to head inside
> I toss the ball into the air and swing as hard as I can with the heavy bat, hoping to hit it all the way home
> just then his little brother caught up to us
> it smashes him in the face
> he stands there stunned for a minute
> crumples to the ground
> we carry him home
> he's lying down and telling people about seeing squiggly lines
> they take him to the hospital
> go over to his house to check on him the next day
> his dad, an ex-marine, walks up to me and says stiffly THANK YOU FOR TAKING HIM HOME
I don't think it made me a bad person. It was careless but it wasn't on purpose.
1 hours later 8007993 Anonymous
>>8007353
That was great, really.
1 hours later 8008006 Dr.
>>8006769
Are you begbie?
1 hours later 8008017 Anonymous
>>8007969
What happened to him?
original commment blox and shit
1 hours later 8008044 Anonymous
>>8006769
Why would you ever think that was a good idea? Like holy shit how can you be so retarded. I'm sure you didn't mean what you did, and that makes it so much worse. This is why I don't leave my house, the stupidity of humans is truly worrying.
1 hours later 8008047 Anonymous
>>8008017
Really nothing. He had a big bump on his forehead but that about it.
I couldn't say it at the time but I think he was making that shit up about seeing squiggly lines and everything - was kind of a drama whore when he got the slightest bit of attention.
1 hours later 8008059 Anonymous
I slept over at a party once and shared a couch with a girl and startled fondling her breasts. She woke up and went to sleep somewhere else.
Still feel bad about that. Was like 12 years ago.
1 hours later 8008110 Anonymous
>>8008044
Yeah.
THAT is why you don't leave your house.
1 hours later 8008115 Anonymous
>>8007293
>>8007178
moar of this, plox
1 hours later 8008121 Anonymous
>>8007212
You've told this story here before yes?
1 hours later 8008130 Anonymous
>>8008121
I've read it before too. Guess robots aren't that interesting after all.
1 hours later 8008132 Anonymous
I've greentexted this before but
> parents divorce when I'm 18
> mother moves to Florida
> for six months I have to move there with her
> get a job, killing time waiting for college to start so I can leave
> meet 23 y.o. girl working there
> she's married
> pursued her anyway
> we fuck in the break room, in her car, in a friend's apartment, etc.
> tells me she's leaving her husband
> a week later my brother's getting married back home and I'm in the wedding party
> go home for the wedding
> never go back
> never call her
> never see her or hear from her again
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be paying for that karma forever.
1 hours later 8008145 Anonymous (1277501455704.png 95x139 31kB)
>>8007178
>>8007293
oh god, muh boner
1 hours later 8008158 Anonymous
I was playing poorfag baseball with my family, swung too far, and hit my little brother right in the face.
His left eyebrow split open, and he bled like a stuck pig. He ended up having to get seven stitches inside and seven stitches outside.
This was some years ago. He still has that little y-shaped scar where I hit him, where his eyebrow wont quite grow over.
This was when he was very young, and he's never quite shone in school like my sister and me, who rarely enough never had such childhood head injuries.
I wonder if I could have had something to do with that. I still feel guilty about it.
I don't feel guilt from masturbation and son't interact with people a whole lot, so that's all I have.
1 hours later 8008164 Anonymous
>>8008132
Not your fault girls are cheating whores. Don't ever feel bad for something like that bro.
1 hours later 8008171 Anonymous
>Be about 12.
>Throw stick about 3m high in the air in front of me.
>As it falls some kid runs in front of it.
>Hit in the face by the stick and falls face first into concrete.
>ohshit
>Blend into crowd Assassins' Creed style.
>Can't see his face because it's covered in blood.
>Teeth on the floor.
1 hours later 8008198 Anonymous
>>8008130
What do you mean? I just figure I spend too much time here ;_;
1 hours later 8008226 Anonymous
>>8008132
Despite women saying otherwise, there's no such thing as "making someone cheat."
You're fine.
1 hours later 8008234 Anonymous
>>8008164
That was the advice last time I posted it too. I still feel terrible. I've never told another person about it, and even people who were vaguely aware of the situation don't know all of it.
1 hours later 8008242 Anonymous
>>8008198
People repost the same story over and over because their lives are so void of interesting experiences they like to relive old ones. I notice about 3-5 posts a day that I've read before, and its not some faggots copy/pasta either.
1 hours later 8008284 Anonymous
>>8008242
What do you expect?
This is a thread for unique and regrettable actions. Do you want someone to go out and make terrible shit happen just to entertain you?
Fuck off.
1 hours later 8008309 Anonymous
>>8008284
y r u mad lol
also
>Do you want someone to go out and make terrible shit happen just to entertain you?
thats retarded, there are enough people on this board where there can be constant OC 24/7. Every single person browsing this thread should have at least a dozen or so experiences they could post, if they werent lazy sacks of shit.
1 hours later 8008314 Anonymous
>>8008226
Is there also no such thing as drug dealers?
You sack of shit, people like you are why we can't have nice things.
1 hours later 8008351 Anonymous
>>8008309
>a dozen or so
Over the course of years do you expect that dozen to never be reposted?
1 hours later 8008355 Anonymous
> lit a homeless man on fire. It just scorched his hat a bit though didn't kill him.
> threw an empty bottle at an abandoned car on the freeway, shattered the back window.
> pissed in the coffee maker in the teachers lounge.
> loosened the front wheel nut on the school bullys bike, he fell facefirst over his handlebars at high speed, broke his cheekbone.
> made a 14 year old girl staying at my roommates house suck my dick for $40 .. she wanted to borrow the money from me for a bag of weed.
> wrecked a marriage by nailing a married woman who kept hitting on me. She wouldn't leave me alone. She had a kid too. Her husband found out. She tried to move in with her fucking kid. Convinced her to give the kid back to her man. We broke up a few weeks later. Now she pays child support.
> fucked up an implementation for a major client. Revised the log files so a coworker was blamed.
> caught a peeping tom at the dorms in college after skating all night on acid. He tried to pick a fight with me so I smashed his face with my skateboard. Then I just kept hitting him in the head and ribs with my skateboard while crying. My friend pulled me off. All the girls in the dorm thought I was a hero. I wanted to kill him.
1 hours later 8008380 Anonymous
>>8008314
That's not a comparable relationship and you know it. No one is addicted to sex, and no one forces you to do drugs. Learn to take responsibility for your actions and leave the person instead of cheating. It's that simple.
1 hours later 8008392 Anonymous
>>8008355
>fucked up an implementation for a major client. Revised the log files so a coworker was blamed.
JESUS CHRIST. ROT IN HELL, YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER
1 hours later 8008410 Anonymous (image.jpg 960x780 146kB)
>some dude on a crisis because he creeped out a girl he liked on the internet
and was talking about suicide
>girl telling him to go away and anon telling him to off himself
>pissed that day, believe he was just using that to get attention, having had suicidal tendencies that just bugged me more
>tell him that he might have screwed up, but he had to move on and that if he could man up things would get better
>mfw he killed himself that night
1 hours later 8008425 Anonymous
>>8007293
>mention to wife that her sister is a little clingy
>lol she has a crush on you, don't worry she'll grow out of it
>decide to tell her sister we shouldn't do this anymore the next time she comes over
>her dad has a heart attack and is in the hospital
>wife is visiting him
>her sister comes over
>tell her we shouldn't do it, that it's wrong
>she tells me that I should punish her
>bends over the sofa and smacks her ass a couple of times
>go over and grab her ass, she squeals and laughs
>she pulls down her pants and underwear and tells me to do it right
>start rubbing her ass and fingering her pussy, she's wet
>pull out my dick, and she guides me in
>she's pretty tight and the angle is bad; we go into the bedroom
>I'm in like sin, balls deep, pounding away
>she's got her arms and legs wrapped around me
>shit I can't get free
>gotta pull out or else
>cum inside her
>tell her that we can't do this, that I love my wife, and this was wrong
>she tells me that it'll be fine if we're careful and nobody finds out
>her sister comes over once every couple months or so when the wife's not around and we fuck like rabbits
I've been off and on fucking her for about two years now and my wife has no idea
I love my wife a lot and it's not that we're fighting, or we have a terrible sex life. It's just that it feels good to do something risky once in a while.
1 hours later 8008485 Anonymous
>>8007212
You're the kind of guy that makes grills afraid to approach robots.
I hate you.
1 hours later 8008498 Anonymous
>>8008485
Every guy on /r9k/ makes girls afraid to approach guys from /r9k/.
1 hours later 8008504 Anonymous
>>8008425
I'm not even a bitter virgin, but I still hate you. If you love your wife then you would be faithful to her.
1 hours later 8008512 Anonymous
>>8008425
I hope she gets pregnant and everyone finds out it's yours so both of you can pay.
1 hours later 8008526 Anonymous
>>8008425
goddamn, i love cuckold stories. as long as the focus is on the cheater.
1 hours later 8008531 Anonymous (1311947915015.jpg 285x298 27kB)
>>8007353
that happened to me (i was in the porto) last year
>mfw the kids scampered off terrified when i came out and wasnt their friend
1 hours later 8008572 Anonymous
>brother is married to a qt 3.14 asian girl
>his wife has a sister around my age
>15, sitting in my parents' basement playing video games
>she comes over because she liked to hang out with me
>start fooling around with her
>then we're making out on the couch
>then I lose my virginity (and take hers) right there
>pull out and cum on her face
>we do this on and off for a while
>she had a boyfriend the whole time (was surprising to find out, considering she'd been a virgin)
>one night she tells me she loves me
>tell her I feel the same way (lie)
>eventually get a real girlfriend
>keep fucking her on the side since real girlfriend wanted to save herself
>eventually move away for uni without saying much of anything to her
>move back after and keep fucking her
>she still says she loves me
I don't even really like her, to be honest. She is kind of annoying.
2 hours later 8008624 Anonymous
>>8008572
So basically you've been fucking a girl for 10 years? Hate to tell you bro but I think you might be in a relationship.
2 hours later 8008643 Anonymous (1299505824_jackass-3d-steve-oport-a-potty-slingshot[1].gif 347x190 1914kB)
>>8008531
>yfw the kids scampered off terrified when i came out and wasnt their friend
2 hours later 8008683 Anonymous
>>8008624
Seven years, but, yeah, kind of. It's not an exclusive thing, I never told her it was. She thinks we're a couple, I just like having somebody to fuck. I'm not exactly boyfriend material so I'm trying to hold onto a good thing as long as I can.
2 hours later 8008722 Anonymous (wife's sister.png 842x1106 110kB)
(poorly) cropped the posts from the guy fucking his sister-in-law for later fapping, sharing in case anybody else wants
2 hours later 8008765 Anonymous
>>8008425
Please, tell us moar. Post pic of her (you can not attach her head, just tits) to prove your story anon. Also, it is OK if she does get pregnant. You are a true alpha.
2 hours later 8008769 Anonymous
>>8006769
Wow, what a fuckhead. Were you even drunk?
2 hours later 8008774 Dr.
>6th grade
>this one ugly cunt has a major crush on the most popular guy in our grade
>as a class everyone devises a plan to humiliate her
>get the popular guy to say he likes her, at the end of the week she will ask him out and he will say no while everyone watches
>that friday
>sitting at the table with the popular guy
>ugly chick comes up to ask him
>he says no and then laughs, hilarity ensues and the whole cafeteria starts laughing
good times were had by all that year.
2 hours later 8008778 Anonymous
>>8008624
Its not much of one.
Still there though.
2 hours later 8008789 Anonymous
>>8008765
You realize it's illegal to ask for titty shots of an underage girl?
2 hours later 8008795 Anonymous
>>8008789
what are you, a cop?
2 hours later 8008813 Anonymous (british.png 600x557 375kB)
>>8008789
>it's illegal to ask
Not everyone is european.
2 hours later 8008824 Anonymous (Linkin_Park_-_Crawling_CD_cover[1].jpg 345x300 29kB)
>>8007150
song from pic relateds
2 hours later 8008864 Anonymous
>>8008425
Why are men such mindless slaves to their dicks?
Pathetic.
2 hours later 8008866 Anonymous
>>8008774
>>he says no and then laughs, hilarity ensues and the whole cafeteria starts laughing
What was her reaction?
2 hours later 8008885 Anonymous
Didn't go to doctor when I was told to.
Now I'm probably going to die.
2 hours later 8008889 Anonymous
>>8008864
Have you even *SEEN* boobs?
2 hours later 8008890 Dr.
>>8008866
forgot that part, she cried for like half the week even after the weekend
2 hours later 8008894 Anonymous
>>8008572
Not that anon. But he is not in a relationshit. ONly because the girl is dum to think about love does not mean that the dude is in a relationshit. Kee real, bro.
2 hours later 8008901 Anonymous
>>8008683
Asian chicks get super attached to guys they fuck like you, you should really let her know you aren't her boyfriend so she can move on, I've seen azn chicks waste their entire youth on guys like you, you can still fix this
2 hours later 8008908 Anonymous
>>8008885
What? Explain please, explanationblox
2 hours later 8008917 Anonymous (1366767508730.jpg 960x650 96kB)
>>8008894
Did you type this while giving yourself anal pleasure? Holy shit.
2 hours later 8008964 Anonymous
>be 6
>My mom always took me to this park
>One girl there was really mean.
>I was chewing on gum.
>She kept being mean.
>I took my gum and put it right in her hair.
>Her mom had to cut her hair.
2 hours later 8008967 Anonymous
>>8008908
About a year ago, I passed out in my home. I decided to go to the eye doctor because I had lost vision every few days. He said he didn't see anything, but to go to a doctor.
Unfortunately, I am too prideful and thought I would be fine. After months of visiting eye doctors one last month told me I had to see a doctor.
I went there last Monday, and was informed that I have a tumor in my brain. I will be blind by Christmas, and dead by Easter. I am still too prideful to accept handouts and insurance won't help.
Now I am sitting in a hospital bed, having had zero contact with anyone since coming here.
2 hours later 8008968 Anonymous
>>8008901
That's the part I'm a bit conflicted over. I know I'm being a dick, but I like fucking her. I don't want to stop fucking her.
2 hours later 8008983 Anonymous
My fiancee cheated on me with a friend of mine.
When i found out i cried and told him to stop.
He promised he would.
Right before the wedding he did it again so i pretended i didn't know but started making extra "wedding arrangements" which he happily paid for.
I never showed up at the altar.
it was over 15.000 of euro's
2 hours later 8008999 Anonymous
I almost killed a kid in high school, I don't remember much of how it happened, but I'd just discovered my girlfriend of 3+ years was cheating on me, so I was in a pretty dark place. I was walking down the main hallway when this absolute shithead started pointing and saying stuff about what happened, he was closely associated with someone in my circle of friends and found out about what happened. If anyone had that one kid they knew who acted like an insufferable cunt constantly, saying all the wrong things at the wrong time, that was him. Anyway, he kept following me, asking me shit like "how does it feel to get fucking destroyed by the town bike?" Normally I just ignore it and carry on, but the pain of the breakup and him constantly in my face was enough to make me snap and start seeing red, so I just jumped on top of him and started wailing on him. Eventually I started slamming his head into the floor, blood started gushing out. The thing that finally made me stop was hearing him whimper and mumble out "please". I got up and just ran home, burned my bloodied clothes in the garden and stayed in my room for two days, hoping to fuck police didn't come bashing down my door and arresting me for murder.
I mustered up the courage to go back to school a few days later, and I heard some other people talking about how some teachers found him laying "half dead" in the middle of the hallway, and that he was in hospital with a major concussion, multiple skull fractures and a completely ruined face, so much so that he needed some plastic surgery to realign parts of his nose and left cheek.
I ran into the bathroom and vomited. He was an asshole, but he never deserved that. I'm not sure why he never pressed charges, maybe he thought he crossed a line, maybe he was terrified. Either way he never came back to school again. Now, whenever the idea of hurting someone comes into my head, I feel nauseous. I'm terrified of what I'll do.
Jonathan, if you're out there. I'm so sorry.
2 hours later 8009002 Anonymous
>>8008983
Noice. What happened afterwards? What'd your family say? Was he pissed?
2 hours later 8009005 Anonymous
>>8008355
You are everything wrong with the world.
It is going to be vicious when this shit comes back to you. I really hope someone manages to record it.
2 hours later 8009014 Anonymous
>>8008314
Oh hush. If he wasn't there to fuck her cheating ass someone else would be. I highly doubt it was all that guy putting the moves on, she probably had the motivation and the desire to cheat, and he was a convenient target.
2 hours later 8009024 Anonymous
>>8008983
Sounds like he deserved it.
2 hours later 8009035 Anonymous
>>8008999
Nah. He provoked you with the intention of getting a reaction from you.
It just so happens that he got a nasty one.
2 hours later 8009038 Anonymous
>>8008967
Oh god, I'm so sorry.
2 hours later 8009044 Anonymous
>>8008999
Just look the damn kid up on facebook and apologize for real, faggot.
2 hours later 8009066 Anonymous
It was an accident, I forgive you OP.
2 hours later 8009087 Anonymous (1330487982855.jpg 440x615 89kB)
>>8008967
Holy shit, dude. Go out and get blackout drunk every night. Spend whatever money you have on hookers and blow.
2 hours later 8009094 Anonymous
>>8009035
That might be true. But my reaction wasn't warranted at all. I beat someone to within an inch of their life, just because they were being a dick. I could have just told him to fuck off, or lightly push him or something, some other way of getting the message through that I wasn't in the mood. But instead I lost it and brutally assaulted a person. I hadn't ever hurt anyone like that before in my life, especially not intentionally. What I did was inexcusable.
2 hours later 8009097 Anonymous
>>8009038
Nothing to do at this point.
Just wait back and hope I can last a bit longer so I can work enough for the surgery, but I am probably going to die soon either way.
I hate knowing that the only time when someone will come see me is right before I do die, though.
They told me that I can either stay at the hospital or go, and I think going is the best at this point.
2 hours later 8009103 Anonymous
>>8009002
His family first hated me but after finding out he had cheated on me repeatedly even his parents forgave me.
My own family ( which is very small) were all on my side and my sisters even knew and helped plan the whole thing.
He was devastated and still acts "depressed" saying i was the love of his life and shit.
He's livid about the money but he still says i can make up for it by forgiving his little *slips* and we could pick up were we left off.
Since the whole ordeal i lost a lot of weight and now have the body of a cardio bunny so i'll be fine.
I'm happy i did not marry him i was too young to begin with while he was much older.
Sorry for my english
2 hours later 8009116 Anonymous
>>8009087
I hope to save it for the surgery, though.
A few hundred grand, but I may have to get a loan from the bank and try to prove it is worth it. Do banks even give loans for this shit?
I just don't want to go lying down like a bitch.
2 hours later 8009120 Anonymous
>>8009024
I still feel bad for it since it was a lot of money.
But at the time i was so hurt and angry i just wanted to hurt him back
2 hours later 8009128 Anonymous
>>8009103
Your English is fine. Congrats on your scheme, though. It's pretty brilliant. And he did deserve it.
2 hours later 8009142 Anonymous
>>8009094
>wasn't warranted
He wanted something to happen. He wouldn't have done it otherwise.
>just because they were being a dick
He was taking a subject that he knew you were sensitive about, and jabbing it with a knife. He wasn't "just" being a dick.
>What I did was inexcusable
You could say the same for him.
I know that two wrongs don't make a right, but that guy had it coming to him.
2 hours later 8009152 Anonymous (fuckthepolice.png 500x573 392kB)
>>8009116
Fuck surgery. We're all gonna die anyways. You just happen to be lucky enough to know when. Use it to your advantage, nigga.
2 hours later 8009154 Anonymous
>>8009103
>Sorry for my english
DIdn't notice anything wrong with your english.
2 hours later 8009160 Anonymous
>>8008425
This thread is for sharing regrettable action, not being judged. So, following that logic, you uh, should post more stories about you and this girl. Maybe pictures, too.
2 hours later 8009163 Anonymous
>>8009116
Absolutely no one will loan you money when you're probably going to die
2 hours later 8009176 Anonymous
>>8009044
I don't use facebook, and even if I did, it wouldn't change anything. Confronting him isn't going to give me any closure, not that I deserve it. It's haunted me all of my life so far, giving him a sorry won't change how I feel about what I did.
2 hours later 8009192 Anonymous
>>8009152
You won't die within the next 9 months like me, and let me say that really changes your perspective about how free you really are.
My life is in the hands of a bunch of fucking bureaucrats who have deemed this situation unfit to make me live. I don't enjoy thinking that I am just a game, a pawn that someone thinks they can take advantage of.
I have so much to live for, that I just need to live. I am just scared, alone, but most of all I'm fucking pissed.
2 hours later 8009194 Anonymous
>be in a pedestrianised town centre
>went there on my bike to pick up some drugs, don't have much to do that day and the weather was nice so I sat on the pavement with my bike and listened to this busker
>He was pretty good, so there were a lot of people around
>decide it's time to head home. Jump on my bike and be moving at about 1mm/hour to slowly wheel/walk (you know when you're on the seat but your feet are on the floor) myself out to where it was less busy so I could cycle properly
>Hyperactive little kid, maybe three or 4, runs straight into my bike
>Immediately starts wailing, partner come to rescue him/her
>Apologise profusely, they say "don't worry, it wasn't your fault", panic, and cycle off at over9001 mph
I mean, the parents were fine and everything, but I still feel bad because by rights I shouldn't've have been cycling at all in the area, and should have been standing beside my bike and walking it *that way*. Maybe it still would have happened, but at least I would have known that it was COMPLETELY not my fault..
2 hours later 8009207 Anonymous
>>8009154
I'm glad i just say it because sometimes i get called out and berated for odd sentences or grammar and i honestly don't notice those mistakes myself because i learned english from the internet and never had proper classes
2 hours later 8009217 Anonymous
>>8009163
My parents and friends have offered me about 125k total, but it's still only about half of what I need. I wouldn't say that no one will, that is quite a bit.
2 hours later 8009223 Anonymous
>>8009176
Yeah, but it might help him. At least he'll know that the guy who beat the shit out of him isn't running around town looking for his next victim. You don't apologize because it will make YOU feel better. Are you retarded, or what?
2 hours later 8009226 Anonymous
>>8009163
This. They look through your past medical history when authorizing a loan. Currently being sick is an instant rejection.
2 hours later 8009265 Anonymous
>>8009142
I don't really think that's why he did it. I think he acted that way to be "one of the guys", maybe he thought I'd react how we always react to his jabbing, just playfully tell him to shut it, even though we're kinda annoyed by his attitude. Yeah, he shouldn't have said anything, but I should have at least given him some indication this was one train he shouldn't be riding. But at the end of the day, he has the freedom to say what he wants, I don't have the freedom to almost kill someone for what they say. He had SOMETHING coming to him, but not that, not what I did.
2 hours later 8009269 Anonymous
>>8009226
There's always kickstarter.
2 hours later 8009276 Anonymous
>>8009223
This.
Just ask the guy out to lunch or something. Just talk it over and apologize. Stop being a beta bitch about it and at least make an effort to set things right.
Jesus.
2 hours later 8009277 Anonymous
>>8009226
God damn banks.
2 hours later 8009287 Anonymous
>>8009217
Why would you take all that money from your family because you failed to take care of your own health?
Seems pretty selfish to me
2 hours later 8009298 Anonymous
>>8009192
Where do you live, cancerbro? (I say that fondly)
2 hours later 8009305 Anonymous
>>8009223
>You don't apologize because it will make YOU feel better.
Spare me, that's the only reason anyone ever apologises for anything. Sure, maybe they do genuinely feel bad, but the only reason most people say sorry is to make themselves feel better, not their victims.
2 hours later 8009311 Anonymous
>>8009276
Hell no. Everything's alright how it is now, isn't it? The whole ordeal is over you'll never have to deal with it again
until you join me in HELL muhaha
2 hours later 8009328 Anonymous
>>8008006
Lel, exactly what I thought when I read it. Was expecting some kind of trainspotting dinosaur in subsequent replies
2 hours later 8009345 Anonymous
>>8009305
Maybe the fact that the victim is suffering makes the person feel bad?
In which case you'd still be right, but indirectly.
2 hours later 8009350 Anonymous
>>8009287
Eye doctor said that I would probably be fine, I trusted him. Also, much like I said I am too prideful and not accepting money or help unless it's from filthy bureaucrats who promised they would keep me alive.
>>8009298
America -- Nevada, to be specific.
2 hours later 8009391 Anonymous
>>8009305
>I'm a selfish prick
>so everyone else is
Apologizing is difficult. It's easier to forget about it and pretend it doesn't matter. It's easier to convince yourself that apologizing doesn't mean anything, and that you're just doing it for yourself anyways.
When in reality, apologizing can help heal the victim's traumas as well as your own. It's a kind gesture to show that you are considering their needs and your actions.
2 hours later 8009402 Anonymous
>>8008425
That's..I'm kind of envious.
Not about the cheating, though. The cheating sucks.
2 hours later 8009416 Anonymous
>>8008355
>implying a bag of weed is $40
all lies
2 hours later 8009429 Anonymous
>Be 14
>Cafeteria lady is an old whore
>Whore leaves cafeteria and starts sweeping
>All my classmates are beta faggots, even my best buddy who pretends to be alpha and cool is a pussy
>"Come on lets do it, nobody will notice"
>"N-no"
>"Fuck it then, ill do it myself but you better not tell anyone, we can get beer and candy with no problems, just wait and see"
>End up going into the cafeteria thingy, grab 80 dollar, steal sandwiches and drink
>Stash everything up on removable ceiling tiles
>Teacher and principle calls in everyone, sit normally and look bored
>"Someone has stolen money from the cafeteria, we need whoever who did it to come forward now, or later before day is over. This is a real crime and we will contact police if nobody comes clean"
>By days end, I go to the ceiling, take the bread, drink and money, pockets it in my hoodie
>My friend explained how his heartbeat went crazy and he thought his chest would break
>We are walking toward the nearest shop, during the nice weather, sunny and i hand him one of the sandwhiches and we are laughing our asses off
>End up paying alcoholic guy to buy us 2 cheap cigars, two beers and a lighter
>Take the bus to the other town, go to waterdam, smoke the cigar like kings and drink beer
Then later I noticed my chest stuck out, maldeformed and i didnt want to meet anymore people and i eventually ended up on 4chan and anti-depressant for years until i finally got laid.
My chest is still deformed, i wish i could go back to those times again it was awesome, but fuckit.
2 hours later 8009436 Anonymous
>>8009194
So is buying drugs the worst thing you've done? It's just an accident dude, don't feel bad.
2 hours later 8009450 Anonymous
>>8009416
It is in weed growin country.
Sucks to be livin anywhere but the glorious west coast
2 hours later 8009468 Anonymous
>be 14
>really poor family
>mom has heart problems on blood thinners for it waiting on bypass surgery
>want to buy lunch at canteen every day
>steal $50 from her wallet
>she couldn't afford her heart medication
>had a heart attack and was in hospital for ages
>blamed my older brother for the fifty
>believed by parents
2 hours later 8009482 Anonymous
>>8008355
ASPD general?
2 hours later 8009513 Anonymous
>>8009005
Wanna know the funny part?
I'm happily married with two wonderful kids, a beautiful home, and a comfortable desk job that pays me a $75k/year salary.
I'm one of those "normals" this board hates on so damn much.
Haa, haa..
2 hours later 8009514 Anonymous
>>8008355
Disgusting sociopath.
3 hours later 8009540 Anonymous
>>8009513
>>8008355
Oh also when I was in college I used to steal parking tickets off of cars and throw em away..
3 hours later 8009546 Typical Inhabitant of Great Britain
I dumped a girl who had a miscarriage just before we met. She become a cutter and is now on suicide watch
3 hours later 8009547 Anonymous
I was taking a girl on a date and I ran a red light at one point.
I felt bad for endangering her, but at least I was able to kind of make a joke about it because I'm half-Asian.
3 hours later 8009548 Anonymous (fuck you.gif 230x190 1289kB)
>>8009513
related gif you fucking sociopath
3 hours later 8009552 Anonymous
>>8008864
>Generalizing half of the world's population
Please don't. Do you know how big of a number 3.5 billion is?
3 hours later 8009568 Anonymous
>>8009277
>God damn banks.
You fucking idiot. You, I, and anyone would take advantage of the banks if they gave out loans to dying people. There wouldn't BE banks if banks did that.
>God damn banks.
God damn fucking moron.
3 hours later 8009585 Anonymous
>>8009547
I find it sweet that you even care.
Most guys wouldn't give it a thought
3 hours later 8009603 Anonymous
>>8007178
>>8007293
>>8008425
This is why i can never trust a guy no matter how hard i try.
Even if they appear kind they are rats underneath.
R9k has ruined me.
3 hours later 8009615 Anonymous
>Be into amateur robot building
>Join college robotics club
>One guy falls "in love" with me
>Never tells me, but hints heavily, compliments me often, the usual stuff
>Dating guy for 3+ years
>We're both into having sex in public places
>Fuck after class outside the robotics room, since nobody goes there
>Nobody except that guy
>He sees us fucking
>Soul crushed
>Never returns to the club
>Never see him again
I wish I could say sorry. I got off to it at the time, but I think about him often and feel horrible about what I did
3 hours later 8009632 Anonymous
>>8009513
No m8. You aren't one of those normals. I have been married to a girl for 7 years, and we've been together for 11, I'm 25. I make 90k a year, and that's just my starting salary.
You're a sociopath, your actions will come back to hit you in the ass soon enough. Everything you love or hold dear will crumble. You think they are going to let the guy who not only got a blowjob from a 14-year-old, but paid for it see his kids? You think anyone is going to hire that person?
You're fucked.
3 hours later 8009647 Anonymous
This story probably sucks but I'm writing it anyways:
>be lvl 21 kissless-virgin
>meet a chick off of /b/
>go on my first date ever with her (we watched borat -- it was weird)
>leave her with a handshake
>couple dates later and still too nervous to kiss her
>finally work up the courage and kiss her one night
>next day she says that we should probably stop dating and that she's afraid she'll "take away my innocence"
>she still wants to be friends
>whatever
>hang out that night
>she gets drunk
>we make out
>later on i figure out that she's the type that always wants what she can't have
>year later and we're best friends that make-out every now and then
>i introduce her to another /b/tard friend of mine
>they hit off and become a couple
>i'm crushed; cry alot but i hide it pretty well
>one night me and her go get wasted together
>makeout in the car
>go back to my shithole apartment
>she lays down on my bed and takes her shirt off
>i'm freaking out
>pull down her panties while making out
>fuck her for a few minutes
>get nervous and lose wood
>randomly start apologizing
>tell her i raped her so she wouldn't feel bad about cheating on her boyfriend
>she calls me retarded and starts crying
>she leaves
>next day is a little weird but we're still cool
>i beg her not to tell the dude
>she doesnt
>life goes on
>we fuck a couple more times since then
>she's still with the dude
>i'm flying out to go to their wedding this saturday
3 hours later 8009652 Anonymous
>>8009632
>actually replying to trolls
3 hours later 8009666 Anonymous
>>8009652
>Not replying just in case
You never fucking know.
3 hours later 8009678 Anonymous
>>8009666
>impying that replying accomplishes anything
3 hours later 8009680 Anonymous
>>8009585
Well thanks, anon. I've always had weird issues with guilt and I would blame myself for silly things, but that was completely my fault and I felt really bad. Fortunately I've more or less stopped blaming myself for dumb things. I talked with my parents about it after I came home and that made me feel better.
3 hours later 8009697 Anonymous
>>8009615
Go find him and fuck his brains out. He'll forgive you.
3 hours later 8009707 Anonymous
>>8009647
>borat
This happened in late 2006?
3 hours later 8009713 Anonymous
>>8009678
>Implying telling him what's in store for him accomplishes nothing
3 hours later 8009719 Anonymous
>go on omegle
>pretend to be a girl
>start talking to a guy
>talk to him for hours on end on Skype
>send him pictures of my ex to convince him I'm her
>this goes on for a month
>one day comes on and tells me how much he hates his life
>tells me I'm the only reason he doesn't kill himself because he loves me so much
>send him a picture of my dick and tell him he's a faggot
>This person has not shared their contact details with you
3 hours later 8009733 Anonymous
>>8009707
Sorry. It was actually "Bruno". They're basically the same fucking movie.
3 hours later 8009736 Anonymous
>>8009697
I would if I wasn't still dating the guy I did it with
I've tried finding him
I can't find anything
3 hours later 8009769 Anonymous
>>8009713
Sorry, that's not how the universe works. Karma doesn't exist. Even if it did, warning him would only better prepare him, so congratulations, dumbass.
3 hours later 8009772 Anonymous
>>8009513
>actually believing this troll
lol
3 hours later 8009783 Anonymous
>>8009277
Why are the banks being blamed and not the medical system for requiring HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of dollars to have a surgery done?
If it happened to me in my country, I would be put into a surgery ASAP and not charged a single penny. I've actually suffered from cancer before - had 4 months of chemotherapy and didn't pay anything for it.
I feel terrible for the poster who can't get help for his brain tumour.
3 hours later 8009786 Anonymous
>>8009719
I-
I-
I think that might have be-been me. What was the name you used?
3 hours later 8009797 Anonymous
>>8009769
>Implying admitting to several crimes won't fuck him over
3 hours later 8009800 Anonymous (1355361274956.gif 150x150 16kB)
>>8009603
really? that's what you got out of this board. stay mad fatty.
3 hours later 8009830 Anonymous
>>8009416
Ever heard of a 40-bag? Dumb ass..
3 hours later 8009857 Anonymous
>>8009797
A post on 4chan doesn't count as a confession.
3 hours later 8009861 Anonymous
>>8009468
damn you gonna carry that weight
3 hours later 8009886 Anonymous
>>8009857
It is a reason to blacklist him, or to investigate him.
3 hours later 8009888 Anonymous
>>8009800
What else was there to get?
The majority of guys on here say girls aren't worth shit,useless and ugly
And would cheat within a second if given the chance.
And i'm underweight you twat.
3 hours later 8009908 Anonymous
>>8009783
>"wahhh the world is so unfair because I can't have a 400 thousand dollar surgery for free, despite working at mcdonalds and paying taxes, why are neurosurgeons such evil people"
This is why everyone hates poorfags.
3 hours later 8009934 Anonymous (1364839341171.gif 646x817 9kB)
>>8008967
>>8009097
Oh gosh...
This is the first time I've ever felt legitimately sad from reading something on 4chan.
Usually I just find feels and sadfrogs funny and/or entertaining. But I feel really sad right now.
Anon, just know that there is someone out here who sincerely wishes you luck in whatever waits beyond death (or life if you survive somehow), whether it be a new life or a higher plane of existience
3 hours later 8009942 Anonymous
>>8006769
stale as fuck pasta OP... may wanna try again
3 hours later 8009949 Anonymous
>>8009886
and jews did 9/11
3 hours later 8009983 Anonymous
>>8009908
>Thinking you must be a poorfag to not be able to afford that.
I would have to work for 4 years, and not spend a cent on myself, to afford that. That's just ridiculous. Are they studding his skeleton with diamonds? 400,000 is just too much for a fucking surgery. Greedy Jew doctors.
3 hours later 8010015 Anonymous
>>8009908
>Americlap pharma companies conflate prices of medical care just to make bigger profit margins
>doesn't actually cost them anywhere near that much to save someone's life
>good people die because they aren't exploitable enough for jew doctors
>land of the free
3 hours later 8010022 Anonymous
>>8009983
I had an appendectomy and the total bill came to 15k.
The surgeon literally got like 500 bucks, the anesthesiologist like 250 bucks.
If you think it's all the greedy jew doctors fault, you're misinformed.
3 hours later 8010033 Anonymous
>>8009908
Reading shit like this makes me think we need universal healthcare.
3 hours later 8010036 Anonymous
>>8010015
>>8009983
BTW...if it's too expensive for you, don't pay for it! It's a product like anything else.
You don't go to the grocery store and say "Hey this box of cheerios is too expensive! Greedy jew grocers! I need food to live!"
3 hours later 8010049 Anonymous
>>8008355
>caught a peeping tom at the dorms in college after skating all night on acid
>on acid
you were on drugs and you beat someone up. Real hero
3 hours later 8010051 Anonymous
>>8010033
There is no reason for people to get medical care they can not pay for other than charity.
Universal Healthcare is once again poorfags putting the burden of their poor choices and bad genetics on everyone else.
3 hours later 8010066 Anonymous
>>8010049
I cant imagine trying to hurt someone while on a drug like that. I just want to love everyone.
3 hours later 8010076 Anonymous
FUCK MAN THAT'S FUCKING CRAZY
The worst thing is, I can totally imagine myself doing something like that.
Especially if I were drunk/high/spur of the moment.
3 hours later 8010091 Anonymous
>>8010036
>>8010051
Is it really so bad to save people's lives for humanitarian reasons rather than just for making money? Sure some guy might want a box of cheerios, but he won't die without it. A guy can live off instant noodles and bread if he has to. And besides, there actually is free food available for people who can't afford it. Why can't the same apply to medicine?
3 hours later 8010093 Anonymous
>>8009888
do you want to have sex?
if the answer is no, close your browser and discontinue using your computer
3 hours later 8010101 Anonymous
>>8008889
>bags of sand
bagblox
3 hours later 8010123 Anonymous
>>8010093
Why would i want to have sex with you? For all i know you have a poor unknowing girlfriend who doesn't know her boyfriend has cheater tendencies
3 hours later 8010139 Anonymous
>>8008355
I hate to say this dude....but you might be a psychopath.
3 hours later 8010156 Anonymous
>>8009513
>$75k/year salary.
Where I live if you're over 25, born in the country and white, that's a shit salary
I mean, I'm a first gen immigrant and I've got an $83k starting position lined up for me when I finish uni next year
3 hours later 8010179 Anonymous
>Brought over as a guest to a friend's school
>Sitting in the library chilling with him and a few guys
>This one really loud, talkative bitch girl is there
>Has a lisp
>Says anything that comes to mind, "Why are you here? Nobody asked you, go away. Who's talking to you?"
>It's hard to make out what she's saying, so I turn to the guy sitting next to her
>He translates her drivel without skipping a beat
>Bitchgirl looks shocked, "AHRE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY LISHP?"
>Looked her dead in the eyes
>"Yeth"
>Guy reading a book next to me bursts out laughing like a motherfucker
>Her friends are laughing
>Bitch goes quiet
3 hours later 8010182 Anonymous
>>8010091
I'm the guy against poorfags, and I'm actually in the process of applying to medical school.
I think all the freecare obamashit is bullshit.
All it does is make your neighbor your slave, and healthcare professionals slaves as well.
A system that makes it illegal for a doctor to NOT take care of someone (or making it contingent on licensure) is immoral.
No one has the positive right to healthcare, because it obliges someone to pay/carry it out.
That is not humanitarian, that is being a greedy jew scumbag.
I AM in favor of charity and volunteer work, and I volunteer now in multiple ways because I like doing it. I'd have no problem doing the surgery for free if it was of my OWN free will. But if it is FORCED charity...that is bullshit and I'd rather die/let the poorfag die than acquiesce.
3 hours later 8010185 Anonymous
>>8010123
I don't, my girlfriend broke up with me two months ago after I made her cry
I regret that I wasn't able to kick her while she was down by being the breaker-upper but the relationship was too socially advantageous for me to let go
3 hours later 8010236 Napoleon
>be extremely sex starved
>make an okcupid account
>fat autistic girl messages me
>hang out with her
>eat her out on the second day
>fuck her on the third
>even though I'm not attracted to her it feels so good
>decide fuck it and actually go out with her
>meet up with qt female friend for coffee (I had a crush on her during high school)
>suddenly have no interest in fat autistic girl
>guys in the same dorm as me comment on me dating a fat girl
>realize that this is lowering my already low social standing
>dump her like I would a meal from Taco Bell after a good night of heavy drinking.
I realize that it's fucked up using someone for sex, but damn for a girl who I wasn't attracted to and was fat to boot, she was a damn good lay.
3 hours later 8010242 Marker
>>8010123
>/r9k/
>having a girlfriend
hue
you truely are a female
can't into logic
3 hours later 8010269 Anonymous
>>8009888
You know 95% of what gets posted here is fake/a troll, right? I mean, seriously, you understand that, right?
3 hours later 8010280 Anonymous
I practically never seed my torrents.
3 hours later 8010281 Anonymous
>A couple of years back
>Best friend and I are hardcore into heroin
>Befriend our drug dealer, some latin bloke in his early 30s
>He's actually relatively honorable and benign for a dealer
>One day my fucking best friend dies of overdose
>Dealer offers me a job out of sympathy
>Become his right hand man, do his dirty work and such like going to deals, beating up other dealers who sell on his territory or owe him money/drugs
>Asks me to kill a rival dealer
>I actually fucking do it
>Two months later he gets me to kill another rival dealer
>I fucking kill people for money
What kind of a fucking person am I?
3 hours later 8010297 Anonymous
>>8010280
Out of all the shit in this thread, this is the worst.
You, sir, are an asshole.
4 hours later 8010311 Anonymous
>>8010281
A Liar?
Liarblox
4 hours later 8010316 Anonymous
>>8010281
that sounds true
4 hours later 8010333 Anonymous
>>8010281
Unemployed person < You
There.
4 hours later 8010336 Anonymous
>>8010281
a bro with a +1 story of coolness
4 hours later 8010353 Anonymous
>>8009886
Haha bring it on tough guy.
>>8010139
I don't think so. I genuinely love my wife and sons. I cheer them on and feel sad for them if shit happens to them. Its just that certain people are unimportant to me. I outgrew fucking with the people I don't care about. Now I just don't care about them.
Its fucked up, I get it. But that was the point of this thread so I figured I wouldn't get judged too hard.
Some people are just like .. I don't want to say cattle? But unimportant. Junkies. Homeless. Fat people in rascal scooters who move too slow.
I used to fuck with em. Now I just don't care.
I care about people. Just not unimportant people.
4 hours later 8010370 Anonymous
Fuck this thread reminded me of some bad things I did in elementary school. My friends were all terrible people.
>grade 6
>new kid in class
>one day at recess start chasing him around throwing piles of leaves and whatnot at him
>some rocks get mixed in with the leaves
>he's crying and we're still taunting him
>we all got in shit for it and I have never done anything like it since. I have no idea what came over me.
>I occasionally don't seed my torrents all the way to 1:1 ratio
4 hours later 8010379 Anonymous
>>8010036
There is a difference between a box of cheerios worth maybe 5 dollars and a surgery that costs what I make in 4 years.
>>8010182
You're an immoral twat. Everyone has the right to live.
4 hours later 8010387 Anonymous
>>8010179
My friends had a teacher with a lisp, we made fun of it so much
4 hours later 8010390 Anonymous
>>8010311
Take it or leave it man, I could give less of a fuck whether you believe me or not. It's the sad truth. My only solace is that the guys I've taken out are total dirtbags
>>8010336
Thanks bro, but I can honestly say that it's not cool. It's nothing like the movies, let me tell you that
4 hours later 8010394 Anonymous
>>8010353
Fuck all of the people saying you're a bad person.
The only really bad thing is blaming a coworker. Fuck man, that's low. The rest of the things aren't that bad
And by having kids you're probably a better person than most shitheads on this board
4 hours later 8010442 Anonymous
>>8010379
>everyone has the right to live
You have the right to not be killed.
You don't have the right to be saved.
There is a gigantic difference.
4 hours later 8010444 Anonymous
>>8009908
I am the man you were talking to, the soon to be blind man.
I am a mining engineer, and make 155k/year. I am nowhere near poorfag. But how the hell am I supposed to afford that shit on my own? I don't think anyone but a top few could do that and think nothing about it, but this is because, if I do get it and I do die, I think about what the fuck my family is going to do with my debt, with my parents both living off of 150k COMBINED and I am dead.
>>8009783
I don't know, but it sucks here where I'm from.
>>8010036
I can live without a box of fucking Cheerios. I can't live without a life in the first place.
>>8010182
Once again, I am never, EVER going to accept this shit. I am trying to get the fuck out of the hospital so I can go ahead and keep working, working overtime and extra projects on the side to even get a down payment or some sort of fucking deal with the hospital so I can have some sort of chance.
4 hours later 8010461 Anonymous
>>8010442
>You have the right to not be killed.
So what if a cancer tumor is going to kill someone?
4 hours later 8010491 Anonymous
>>8010394
Yeah seriously only the coworker incident is pretty bad. Everything else isn't horrible.
4 hours later 8010498 Anonymous
>>8008355
idk why everyone is calling you a psychopath, you sound fucking awesome whoever wrote this. best post i have read in this thread so far
4 hours later 8010500 Anonymous
>>8010442
Where do you draw the line?
4 hours later 8010511 Anonymous (B8.gif 200x200 111kB)
>>8009513
When will they learn?
4 hours later 8010516 Anonymous
>>8010269
I try to keep it in mind but it's really starting to get to me.
I stranded here due to extreme insecurities.
anorexia
4 hours later 8010558 Anonymous
>>8010461
Okay you are all too retarded so I am going to explain it in simple terms.
There are two types of rights: Negative and Positive rights
Negative rights are those that are about being left alone and require no action from others, outside of simply not fucking with you. You may have a negative right to life. This means a person can't shoot you. You may have a negative right to freedom, which means someone can't make you their slave.
A positive right implies someone is doing something to fulfill that right. A positive right puts a DUTY on someone else to fulfill that right. If you have a positive right to life, someone MUST feed you. If you have a positive right to be free, someone must come and save you and give you your freedom.
In terms of healthcare, a positive right to it means that the people that give healthcare have a DUTY to provide care, no matter what.
Positive rights are clearly bullshit because it is de facto slavery.
4 hours later 8010566 Anonymous
>>8010387
>>8010387
I once had a lecturer with a stutter. He was alright, actually
4 hours later 8010580 Anonymous
>>8010281
You're a hitman. That's what kind of person you are. A man that is payed to take the lives of others. Congratulations, you've led an interesting life.
4 hours later 8010582 Anonymous
>primary school
>know a kid whose mum had cancer
>nobody likes him and I'm the only one who hangs out with him out of pity
>he lies all the time
>tells me his mum died lastnight
>call him a liar, get my friends to ignore/ call him an attention whore
> turns out his mum did actually die and I was a huge dick to him
4 hours later 8010607 Anonymous
>>8010558
So, because they all won't think of it in terms of just "is this guy worth saving" they are retarded? They think that in every hint of life, there is some value other than how much money can be put on there existence? There are clearly people okay with having a duty to care of someone, and it is just people like you who think that if someone can't get up on their feet on their own, they don't deserve to walk.
4 hours later 8010613 Anonymous
>>8008380
>>8009014
Sex and drugs elicit the same overflows of neurotransmitters in the brain.
If the drug dealer wasn't there to give her drugs someone else would be.
Man, I already feel like shit tonight and knowing you guys believe this malarkey isn't helping.
4 hours later 8010625 Anonymous
>>8010036
you do if you are starving
4 hours later 8010642 Anonymous
Committed sexual assault
>Be 20, and in college
>Go with friends to a party
>Go our separate ways after a bit, so I get drunk with a couple of guys from my Spanish class in the kitchen
>End up walking back to the dorm by myself while a little drunk
>Encounter one of aforementioned friends a few blocks from our dorm building by herself
>She's shit-faced, and her roommate ditched her
>Help her get back to her dorm room, she puts a movie on before she just passes the fuck out
>Totally unresponsive
>She was incredibly hot, so I just start groping her through her clothes
>Take her clothes off, just keep touching her breasts and her pussy while jerking off
>Cum on her, then wipe it off, put her clothes back on, steal a pair of underwear, and book it back to my own room
>Don't see her for a few days, but find out from another friend that she doesn't remember that night
>She tells me in confidence that she thinks she may have been assaulted.
>I tell her I didn't see her after we went our separate ways at the party
>Don't tell anyone, as she just goes off the deep end after that night
>Ends up getting raped by three guys after another party
>Drops out of school, I never see her after that
>I feel so miserable and shitty when I'm thinking about it.
4 hours later 8010648 Anonymous
>>8010558
>Positive rights are clearly bullshit because it is de facto slavery.
So we shouldn't have police, firefighters, ambulances, etc.?
4 hours later 8010664 Anonymous
>>8010394
>>8010394
Yea I know it was a dick move.
The senior VP was on everyone's shit at the time. Laying into fucking everyone. Except this one golden boy. Some little novice fresh out of university.
Kid knew dick about development but was cert'ed in version control so he'd constantly run spot check peer reviews and make us reformat indentations or place unnecessary foreign keys and indexes and shit. Just petty stuff.
So I got behind on a deployment, updating unnecessary shit after he did a review, and had him re checking out unfinished code to trainspot me and harass me. And so, I fucked up a configuration file.
So, since I had admin access, I modified the build history and was like "WHAT THE FUCK BRO DID YOU MERGE MY BUILD IN WITH THE OTHER BUILD YOU WERE REVIEWING??!"
It was my fault. Doing two things at once and getting micromanaged on both. I juxtaposed my config file. But he didn't need to know that.
Not like he got fired over it. Just knocked him down a couple pegs. After that he stayed out of the way when we were obviously busy.
4 hours later 8010679 Anonymous
>>8010566
This one was a pretty shitty teacher.
4 hours later 8010700 Anonymous
>>8010580
Thanks I guess man. I just feel miserable about it sometimes. Taking someone out of this world is a very odd feeling. I do take comfort in the fact that those who I have killed are lowlifes.
4 hours later 8010702 Anonymous
>>8010607
I think humans worth more than just a number, or if they are able to pay or not.
My problem is when someone is willing to volunteer MY time to help someone, and call that caring.
If I personally feel a duty to care for others (and I PERSONALLY do) then that is fine.
It is not fine for another person to say that I should have a duty to care for others.
That is the problem with socialized medicine. It is stealing someone else's money (taxes) and saying YOU are a kind and thoughtful person. It's a joke.
If YOU care about others and believe in a duty to help them, then donate to charity, become a doctor or nurse and help at a free clinic, operate for free. But DO NOT sit on your fat ass on 4chan/reddit all day and talk about how healthcare should be free because it's more compassionate, because that's what selfish scumbags do, putting the burden on others.
4 hours later 8010705 Anonymous
>>8010182
>wanting universal healthcare is being a greedy jew scumbag
Christ you're a deluded fuck. I hope you get caught cheating in med school and expelled.
4 hours later 8010727 Anonymous
>>8010700
If it helps think of it this way: the people you kill don't care whether they're dead or not, because they no longer exist. Unless you're religious or some shit, in that case they're in heaven or something.
4 hours later 8010731 Anonymous
>>8010705
See : >>8010702
Then go fuck yourself
4 hours later 8010745 Anonymous
>>8010702
Healthcare shouldn't be free, but my insurance should at least act like they care and not act like I seriously am just another policy number.
I have $260k saved up, and they won't help me make up another $45k to make sure I don't go blind.
4 hours later 8010770 Anonymous
>>8010745
You should have signed up for a different company/done your research better when shopping for insurance plans.
4 hours later 8010774 Anonymous
>>8010702
>It is not fine for another person to say that I should have a duty to care for others.
You don't. That why you get paid. You seem to be implying that you're being forced to do this without any sort of compensation.
4 hours later 8010780 Anonymous
>>8010770
Not that guy, but how do you know there was a better insurance company available?
4 hours later 8010794 Anonymous
>>8010774
>You seem to be implying that you're being forced to do this without any sort of compensation.
Look up EMTALA
4 hours later 8010809 Anonymous
>>8010702
>My problem is when someone is willing to volunteer MY time to help someone, and call that caring.
Simple solution: make it illegal to practice medicine except when employed by the state. The state makes it your obligation as a condition of employment. Problem solved.
Any doctors that object to being state employees can go to Canada (OH WAIT)
Or the UK (SHIT)
Or France (FUCK)
Etc.
4 hours later 8010810 Anonymous
>>8010770
It was the best I could find.
They promised, but policy might have changed and I never got a letter, but my price went up this year and they said that I still had the same coverage.
I don't need insurance when I have a god damn cold though, I need my life insurance when, you know, my life needs to be insured.
4 hours later 8010817 Anonymous
>>8010794
Under EMTALA:
Cost pressures on hospitals
According to the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services, 55% of U.S. emergency care now goes uncompensated.[12] When medical bills go unpaid, health care providers must either shift the costs onto those who can pay or go uncompensated. In the first decade of EMTALA, such cost-shifting amounted to a hidden tax levied by providers.[13] For example, it has been estimated that this cost shifting amounted to $455 per individual or $1,186 per family in California each year.[13]
However, because of the recent influence of managed care and other cost control initiatives by insurance companies, hospitals are less able to shift costs, and end up writing off more in uncompensated care. The amount of uncompensated care delivered by nonfederal community hospitals grew from $6.1 billion in 1983 to $40.7 billion in 2004, according to a 2004 report from the Kaiser Commission on Medicaid and the Uninsured,[12] but it is unclear what percentage of this was emergency care and therefore attributable to EMTALA.
Financial pressures on hospitals in the 20 years since EMTALA's passage have caused them to consolidate and close facilities, contributing to emergency room overcrowding.[citation needed] According to the Institute of Medicine, between 1993 and 2003, emergency room visits in the U.S. grew by 26 percent, while in the same period, the number of emergency departments declined by 425.[14] Ambulances are frequently diverted from overcrowded emergency departments to other hospitals that may be farther away. In 2003, ambulances were diverted over a half a million times, not necessarily due to patients' inability to pay.[14]
4 hours later 8010833 Anonymous
>>8010810
If I were you I'd start going around and asking neurosurgeons if they'd do it for whatever you can pay.
If I were a surgeon there's no way I'd turn you down.
4 hours later 8010844 Anonymous
>>8008355
>>8010664
Oh yea haha I just remembered. I made up a Christmas song in grade school so I could pick on this kid.
> oh Aarons gettin nuthin, for Christmas!
> Aaron is so very sad
> Aarons a Jehovahs Witness
> no Aaron is so very mad
Later that school year I threw his gym shoe into an unflushed toilet
His parents confronted my mom and I had to buy him replacement shoes so I got red green and white ones and said "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" when I gave them to him.
4 hours later 8010853 Anonymous
>>8010809
>Simple solution: make it illegal to practice medicine except when employed by the state. The state makes it your obligation as a condition of employment. Problem solved.
But then you have the new problem of death panels, patients starving in their beds, monthlong waits for emergencies, etc., that would actually make it worse than it is now.
4 hours later 8010859 Anonymous
>>8009468
wow you are fucking horrible
4 hours later 8010876 Anonymous
>>8010853
There's socialized medicine in practically every other country.
Additional shortfalls have been made up by immigration plans. A friend of mine's brother did it. He was born in Hong Kong and thus would have gone from British to Chinese citizenship after the handover. Instead he worked in a rural area with a shortage of doctors for 5 years and was given a fast track to naturalization.
4 hours later 8010889 Anonymous
>>8010833
Which is what I am looking for at this point.
I am not looking for the charity from people's wallets, but from their hearts where they can see that I am a man working my ass off to make sure that I can see the next day.
I never wanted to pull this card, but I have a kid coming and I don't want to leave behind literally the last thing that I care about on this God-forsaken planet because some dicks over in some office buildings care more about what the hell they want for lunch than how to save my life.
4 hours later 8010896 Anonymous
>>8010844
Same year, sixth grade. The popular pretty girl picked on my friend because his cat died. Fucking bitch.
So I carefully wrote "I STUFF MY BRA" onto one of my moms index/recipe cards, and snuck it to school with a safety pin, and pinned it to the back of her hoody.
She walked around with that shit on for like two or three hours oblivious to why people were laughing at her. She ran home in tears.
4 hours later 8010904 Anonymous
>>8009552
Not that any of the misogynists here care about that.
4 hours later 8010923 Anonymous
>>8009647
>tell her i raped her so she wouldn't feel bad about cheating on her boyfriend
Is nobody else seeing this? This is omega tier shit right here.
4 hours later 8010933 Anonymous
>>8010876
>There's socialized medicine in practically every other country.
Argumentum ad populum.
http://pop.org/content/cancer-survi val-rates-far-worse-great-britain-u s
4 hours later 8010947 Anonymous
>>8010933
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a rticle-136377/US-v-UK-The-breast-ca ncer-survival-stakes.html
4 hours later 8010968 Anonymous
>create fake profiles on the internet using images of myself
>make online friends with loads of people using these new, fake lives I've created
>talk online to people daily, they see me as a very close friend and adore me
>they all think I am one of my fake lives, living in a country on the other side of the planet to where I actually am
>convince them all I'm dying of cancer and make them emotional wrecks
>manipulate them emotionally and watch them burst into tears on webcam
>eventually just sever contact with them so they think I died
They were mostly teenage girls. I've done this a lot, I get really bored.
4 hours later 8010997 Anonymous
>>8008885
I can't believe that my post has caused people to start an argument over basic human rights.
More than I thought I would get.
4 hours later 8010998 Anonymous
>>8008425
>I love my wife a lot
>it makes me feel good to dishonor her and to make a fool of her
Choose one, you piece of shit
4 hours later 8011025 Anonymous
>>8009603
That story is so obviously fake
4 hours later 8011037 Anonymous
>terrible relationship with my father
>he supports me financially but I still fucking hate him as a person
I'm very conflicted. I understand the strict facts of what he's doing, but I still hate him and wish I could kill him without being caught on a daily basis. If he does die soon, I would probably be upset not because of his death but because I would never have had the chance to reveal what I really felt about him.
>in before "2 EDGY"
I get it. I just want some one to feel with it for once.
4 hours later 8011066 Anonymous
>Sophomore in high school
>Meet three freshmen girls with daddy issues.
>Take on a fatherly role in their lives.
>Starting dating one of them, slightly plump girl with larger tits than the other.
>Really wanted to screw the other one, a short, skinny, wannabe badass.
>Girl 3 was shy, short, quiet, fan-fucking-tastic taste in music, and had a ridiculous rack proportional to her body. Didn't realize the opportunity I missed until later with her.
>Over a period of a few months, get girl #1 completely infatuated with me.
>Help her work through her depression and other trivial problems.
>Finger her to orgasm in Girl #2s shower, while girl #2 watched sixteen candles in her bed. Had to hear everything.
>Tried to put it in, but I didn't have a condom, and trying to put it in apparently hurt.
>Dropped out of high school to attend college a month later and never spoke to her again.
>Heard she started cutting.
4 hours later 8011085 Anonymous
>>8010896
That's actually pretty funny. Well done anon.
4 hours later 8011087 Anonymous
>>8011037
I feel with it sister
4 hours later 8011090 Anonymous
>>8010051
>Universal Healthcare is once again poorfags putting the burden of their poor choices and bad genetics on everyone else.
Yes, because only poorfags get medical conditions.
5 hours later 8011123 Anonymous
>>8010179
So, the worst thing you've ever done is to put down a mouthy girl?
You must be a pretty decent guy.
5 hours later 8011130 Anonymous
>>8010933
> argument about cost of care
> insert argument about quality of care
It's really the last plank you folks have left.
At this moment
Soontobeblindfag feels euphoric.
Not subjected to nanny stage hegemony
He won't get poor treatment; he'll get no treatment at all.
5 hours later 8011138 Anonymous
>>8008355
>>8009513
>all these people falling for this troll
/r9k/ is one of the stupidest boards on this site
5 hours later 8011142 Anonymous (le.jpg 345x403 16kB)
One time I pissed on my cousin while she was sleeping.
5 hours later 8011163 Anonymous
>>8009513
>75k a year
So, you're consigned to a life of middle class mediocrity then?
5 hours later 8011206 Anonymous
>>8011130
I feel alright, but not euphoric. Also, we need a shorter name for me, although I know I proposed it.
I can't think of anything good.
5 hours later 8011280 Anonymous
>Driving with friend
>See car accident to my right
>I hope they're alright?
>Crash into the person in front of me
>It's a little old lady
>She crashes into the dude in front of me
>Ambulance comes
>It takes her away on a stretcher
I never found out if she was OK.
5 hours later 8011289 Anonymous
>>8011280
do you masturbate to that story?
5 hours later 8011320 Anonymous
> around 8 years old
> in a big crowd of kids in the school playground
> all watching some kid struggle on the monkey bars and laughing quietly
> i walk up and pants him
> laughter explodes like a fucking atom bomb
> he drops from a great height
> starts crying and tells me he's going to get me in trouble
> run away
> teachers/parents never mention it
> he must have been too embarrassed to say anything
5 hours later 8011322 Anonymous (1348285001143.png 820x973 1382kB)
>>8010844
lold-heartily.gif
5 hours later 8011344 Anonymous
>>8011289
Thanks for the laugh, anon.
Nope, I felt horrible.
5 hours later 8011426 Anonymous
>>8011280
> driving down a narrow mountain road
> distracted by something on the side of the road
> start drifting onto the other side of the road
> big SUV trying to overtake me
> swerves to avoid me
> goes flying off the side of the road into a fairly deep ditch thing (maybe 20ft deep, lots of trees and stuff)
> hear a loud crunch
> keep driving
5 hours later 8011454 Anonymous (not-my-problem.jpg 675x599 57kB)
Alright so this was almost two years ago, before starting the last year of high school
>my friend would post videos of him on youtube doing guitar covers, shit like rage against the machine, red hot chilli peppers, smashing pumpkins
>every now and then I'd take the audio out of one of his covers and replace it with the audio of someone doing a cover of some cheesy song by nickelback or something
>would post on facebook and even sometimes 4chan, some people genuinely thought it was real cause I was pretty good at finding audio clips that synced with his hands playing the guitar but most would realise it's a joke, he even would laugh at the videos there was no harm done
>this one day he makes a video where his long hair is tied up and hidden behind a bandana and a hat so he looks kind of bald, plus this was before we started getting /fit/ so he was looking pretty skinny and boney
>I replace the audio with that of a cover of Linkin Park's 'Numb', it actually fits really well
>I write an overly dramatic description that this is a cover done by a young boy 'stricken with HIV' and 'who's dream it is to play alongside Linkin Park before he dies' and asking people to like and share the video. It really looked like he had some sort of sickness with the no hair and auschwitz mode body, was totally hilarious at the time
>I mention his first and last name in the description, completely forget that he's the only human being with that full name (Irish first name and very rare Dutch last name)
>Video actually gets picked up by various HIV awareness websites who embed the video on their websites
>If you searched his name onto google the entire first page was full of HIV websites trying to spread awareness about him
5 hours later 8011477 Anonymous
>>8011454
>We're trying to apply to universities at this point so obviously this is getting out of hand, I make the video private
>The video itself no longer plays but it was still embedded on these websites with his face clearly in the thumbnail and the dramatic description there, not to mention his full name
>He starts the long process messaging the sites asking them to delete the post about him
>Only last week did we find that his name is officially clear from the internet as having HIV and AIDS, almost two years later
5 hours later 8011510 Anonymous
>>8010461
So you're willing to let someone die because you want your 400,000 shekels?
5 hours later 8011528 Anonymous
>>8011477
>>8011454
That's funny as fuck man, at least he knew about it.
Imagine googling your name and seeing your face is posted on HIV awareness whatever sites.
Also,what was the last name? I'm just curious.
5 hours later 8011683 Anonymous
>>8008425
Hey, he is an alpha. Soon when his wife dies, he can get a replacement very quick. For how many years have you been fucking her (little sister)?
5 hours later 8011698 Anonymous
>>8011528
sorry man don't want to reveal it again, one can find him from just the last name. just know that it starts with K and goes into double digits. It's also very hard to pronounce
5 hours later 8011801 Anonymous
>>8007293
>Got a blowjob from this 13 year old kid when I was 15
>Never came
>Only fooled around for some while when he came to my house
>Ended errythang a year later telling him it was wrong
>Kinda regret it but lol everyone does shit like that at 15-16
5 hours later 8011894 Anonymous (1288161349942.png 254x255 40kB)
When I was 18, I had this phase where I fucked a bunch of hookers. A few were high end, the kind that give you massages and crap. Eventually I decided that it was too expensive and stopped. Haven't had sex since.
I'm 21 now.
5 hours later 8011899 Anonymous
>>8011698
I'm dutch myself, I was just curious if I would recognize it as dutch because it's apparently an uncommon name. I might as well think it's german.
i just thought it would be cool since all traces were wiped or some shit, but it's allright if you don't want to say it.
5 hours later 8011935 Anonymous
>>8011698
Is it Greek? They have really funny names.
5 hours later 8011942 Anonymous
haha op hilarious
6 hours later 8012060 Anonymous
>>8009192
Make a thread about it
Reading the thoughts of a dead man gives me feels
6 hours later 8012100 Anonymous
>>8010642
lol dumb slut, were her tits nice?
6 hours later 8012139 Anonymous
>>8011454
>>8011698
It's kind of cool but also kind of sucks being the only human in the world with your name. I have a ridiculously rare Basque surname (starts with a fucking 'U'). Even if I were called 'Carmen' or 'Jose' there are still only like 2-3 of those each, but I have a relatively rare English name, with the less common spelling to boot. I'd be equally fucked if something like that happened to me...
6 hours later 8012158 Anonymous
>>8010182
America ladies and gentlemen, where having the right to free healthcare (Something that exists and has been extremely successful and affordable to the government meanwhile benefiting its people) is grounds for being a greedy jew. Fuck you cunt
6 hours later 8012174 Anonymous
>>8011426
oh my god I'm stuck between disbelief and laughing. Holy shit dude thats crazy, ever hear anything about them?
6 hours later 8012207 Anonymous
>>8008044
Op probably has autistm. It makes you think a lot of a stupid shit is okay.
6 hours later 8012236 Anonymous
>All these people who think fucking 15 year olds is bad and edgy
Jesus you kids are retarded, even if 90% of those are bullshit stories.
6 hours later 8012245 Anonymous
>be in first grade
>bully someone
>I was terrible at bullying, so I said stupid shit like, "You have a pear on your head" and "I bet you shower with barbecue sauce"
>Still, the girl was crying
I don't know, man.
6 hours later 8012252 Anonymous
>>8010968
You sound like a psychopath m8
6 hours later 8012276 Anonymous
>>8007212
This story made me laugh.
I would totally do this to an ugly girl coming onto me.
OP's story just made me want to punch OP in the face.
6 hours later 8012315 Anonymous (1364319948938.png 680x454 166kB)
>>8010281
>you will never be a hitman
6 hours later 8012323 Anonymous
>>8009429
how old are you now?
orgnl comment plox
6 hours later 8012337 Anonymous
>>8012276
OP is a dick move but doing that is a dick move too. Pot meet kettle.
6 hours later 8012340 Anonymous
>>8010281
A liar on the internet.
6 hours later 8012349 Anonymous
>>8010394
Lighting the homeless man on fire was pretty fucked up along with blaming the coworkers.
Rest isn't bad, mostly just kid shit. The 14 year old cocksucker is a little unsettling but it's not like she was 12.
6 hours later 8012361 Anonymous
>>8012337
You're comparing throwing a bottle at some girl's head (even if it was an accident, the whole idea was retarded) and hospitalizing her, to calling somebody in high school ugly.
You're an idiot.
6 hours later 8012369 Anonymous
>>8009429
pectusbro?
6 hours later 8012373 Anonymous
>>8009429
You sound like a little shit.
>Boo hoo my chest is messed up ;_; boo hoo
Lel why would you include that. No one fucking cares.
6 hours later 8012376 Anonymous
>>8008425
Dude, that's so low. Stop fooling yourself, you don't love your wife.
6 hours later 8012382 Anonymous
>>8012361
Both are done to hurt someone. At least op wasn't deliberately trying to do so, unlike you.
6 hours later 8012394 Anonymous
>4chan flooded by ledditards and normals
>threads about being a shitty person explode
christ how do you disgusting people end up having the mindset to commit these things
6 hours later 8012402 Anonymous
>>8012349
>The 14 year old cocksucker is a little unsettling but it's not like she was 12.
What's the difference between a 12 and 14 year old? 2 years doesn't magically make them less or a slut or something.
6 hours later 8012417 Anonymous
>>8010968
If you aren't a fucking liar, you are glorious
6 hours later 8012422 Anonymous
>>8012402
>What's the difference
Statutory vs molestation, about 5 years difference.
2 years? pfft what about 3? or 4? What difference is 4 years? Why can't I let a 10 year old suck my dick?
Pedo logic.
6 hours later 8012436 Anonymous
>>8012382
Dude.
How fucking stupid
does someone have to be
to throw a bottle down on a crowd of people
and not expect someone to be hurt?
I don't care what OP thought he was doing, he was being fucking stupid and should have known full well someone would get hurt.
You know what, just for you, I'm going to go outside tomorrow and tell at least 10 girl's they're ugly, to their faces. Because it doesn't really matter if I do that. Because they're not going to be in the fucking hospital with shards of glass in their heads if I do that. And if someone actually gets upset about me saying they're ugly, they're a dipshit. Just like you.
Are you always this much of a white knight?
You know what, I have to assume you're trolling. No one is actually this stupid. And if someone is actually this stupid, I'd rather believe they were just bullshitting me.
6 hours later 8012450 Anonymous
>>8007387
Stop capitalizing the N in Neckbeard, it makes it incredibly fucking obvious which posts are yours. Well, that and your shaky grasp of the English language.
6 hours later 8012458 Anonymous
>>8012436
>mad levels off the chart
6 hours later 8012496 Anonymous
>>8012422
>hurrr the difference is laws xD
There IS NO difference between a 12 and 14 year old ,
6 hours later 8012501 Anonymous
>>8012475
I honestly think at this point Christianity and religion in general was actually just invented so that when girls finally stop giving a fuck about it, they just turn into level 60 cocksluts, far more whorish than any normal girl would become.
that's the only thing I've seen religion do to women.
6 hours later 8012509 Anonymous
>>8012496
Yes there is.
2 whole years.
6 hours later 8012510 Anonymous
>>8012139
I have a ridiculously rare name as well. My first name is Basque, and my surname is French.
I'm the only person in the world with that name combination.
6 hours later 8012518 Anonymous
>>8012422
>>8012402
>>8012349
She was surprisingly good at it
6 hours later 8012528 Anonymous
>>8012509
Autist, see: >>8012402
6 hours later 8012529 Anonymous
>>8012422
Don't assume we're all like that.
>>8012496
There is a big difference between 12 and 14. There is a difference between 12 and 13.
>>8012518
Shut your mouth you degenerate. You'll see how good you are in due time.
6 hours later 8012537 Anonymous
>>8012496
>wut is puberty
>wut is maturity
And yeah there's about a 2 year difference, or one is 15% younger than the other.
6 hours later 8012557 Anonymous
>>8012529
Explain the "difference".
>>8012537
Girls can hit puberty as young as 9. Most girls hit it at 12.
6 hours later 8012560 Anonymous
>>8011801
>Kinda regret it but lol everyone does shit like that at 15-16
False, I started dating a 12-year-old girl at 14. We were together until she was 16.
Why are you calling a 13-year-old a kid when you were only 15?
6 hours later 8012572 Anonymous
>>8012557
14-year-olds act more 'teenage' than 12-year-olds. The hormones are effecting them more.
6 hours later 8012576 Anonymous
>>8012557
I hit it when she was 14
6 hours later 8012583 Anonymous (hhhehehe.gif 300x233 56kB)
>>8012537
>14 year old
>maturity
6 hours later 8012595 Anonymous
>>8012572
>14-year-olds act more 'teenage' than 12-year-olds. The hormones are effecting them more.
I meant legitimate differences, not facts you pulled out your ass in the last five minutes.
6 hours later 8012599 Anonymous
>>8012529
.>Shut your mouth you degenerate. You'll see how good you are in due time.
Why is SRS on R9K ?
6 hours later 8012601 Anonymous
>>8012583
>has no thought process
More mature than a 12 year old. Especially sexually.
6 hours later 8012620 Anonymous
>>8012583
^ he's right you know.
Its very immature to suck dick for a bag of weed.
6 hours later 8012630 Anonymous
>>8012620
man, who cares? that 14 year old might have been thinking "sweet, free bag of weed and all I have to do is suck a dick? win-win!"
6 hours later 8012640 Anonymous
>>8012620
>>8012620
I bet she's homeless now. She was on a downward spiral. Yes, I do believe at this point she'd suck dick for a clean shower
6 hours later 8012649 Anonymous
>>8012640
Do you remember her name to find her on Facebook?
6 hours later 8012654 Anonymous
>>8012595
I can't explain it. My sister just turned 13. She is very different than she was when she turned 12.
>>8012599
Keep at it. Enjoy never being able to see your kids again. Disgusting little sociopath.
>>8012630
A 8-year-old might have been thinking "sweet, free cookie and all I have to do is suck this until white stuff comes out?"
Kids are stupid and impulsive. It probably fucked her up.
>>8012640
Oh look, it almost definitely did.
6 hours later 8012687 Anonymous
>>8012654
Yeah, but a 14 year old girl has actually started menstruating and experiencing puberty compared to an 8 year old.
I don't get how people are upset over a 14 year old giving a blowjob. I remember 12 year old girls bragging about sucking their boyfriend's dicks when I was in middle school. Y'all niggas sheltered.
7 hours later 8012715 Anonymous
>>8012649
Nope. Not even sure why she was staying with us now that I think about it. God it was like ten years ago.
Oh. Which reminds me.
>>8012654
Bro. Be mad. But that's all you can be.
You can't dox me.
You can't find her.
You can't prove I'm the one typing this even if you doxxed my IP.
You don't have a minors name to reach out to.
And?
And.
Statute of limitations is up.
I got my dick sucked by a 14 year old girl when I was like 25 ...
***
And I spent all summer fucking the shit out of a 15 year old girl when I was 20.
God DAMN she was tight. And wet. So wet? So wet. And uninhibited! In fact, that little slut was the first girl to take a mouthfull. I actually hooked back up with her a few years ago, just before I met my wife.
7 hours later 8012727 Anonymous
>>8012687
Most people on /r9k/ are people who want a pure virgin gf, of course you'll get answers like that.
These guys didn't have a sex life and are basing all of this off how victimized 14 year olds who suck a a dick are in media.
7 hours later 8012745 Anonymous
>>8012727
I'm a virgin in my 20s myself but I honestly never understood the 'pure virgin qt 3.14 gf' bullshit.
Some of the people on this board just strike me as children. Nothing is weird about a 14 year old sucking a dick.
7 hours later 8012751 Anonymous
>>8012654
Hey so just how mad are you that I fucked the shit out of a 15 year old girl when I was 20 and taught her to swallow and take a finger up the ass then traded a 14 year old girl a bag of weed for a blowjob when I was 25 ?
Pretty mad?
7 hours later 8012760 Anonymous
>>8011037
i feel ur mom every night m8
7 hours later 8012775 Anonymous
>>8012687
>I remember 12 year old girls bragging about sucking their boyfriend's dicks when I was in middle school
One, they were probably lying just to get attention.
Two, that was wit a boy their age.
Three, I lost my virginity when I was 12 to an 11-year-old. And spent 4 years with a girl starting when I was 14 and she was 12, I am not sheltered.
>>8012745
Casual sex is wrong and men having sex with children and not intending to have a relationship with them is wrong. I would skin anyone who tried that shit with my sister.
>>8012751
At this point, you're too obvious. You're a troll.
>>8012715
>Implying I give a shit about your generacy
7 hours later 8012781 Anonymous
>>8012751
And now I'm living the dream in middle class america.
You mirin my privilege?
Check it!!
7 hours later 8012812 Anonymous (Tomoko listening to Loveless.jpg 300x391 52kB)
>>8012775
>casual sex is wrong
OK dude. Even if you're not sheltered, you're still a faggot, just for that statement.
7 hours later 8012819 Anonymous
>>8012775
Someday .. maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow, but someday ..
Your sister will reach out and clamp two ass cheeks and pull them toward her .. and a boy will grunt, loudly.. while a thick wad is pumped down her throat.
And she'll look up at him, and bat her long lashes, and giggle softly .. then she'll swallow.
7 hours later 8012886 Anonymous (1373647533041.png 640x480 579kB)
>Tard follows me a bit at recess
>I convince him that if he doesn't put rocks in his pockets he'll float off to a planet full of poisonous snakes
>He gasps, makes a weird tard noise, and waddles off to find rocks
>Later see him tard raging when the helpers tried to get him to leave his rocks outside
>mfw he starts throwing rocks, sending three kids to the nurse's
7 hours later 8012902 Anonymous
>>8012812
>I'm a faggot for having some sense of morality
>>8012819
I'm planning on marrying her, actually. But it's cute that you think that.
7 hours later 8012918 Anonymous
>>8012902
>I don't like this thing that affects nobody but me
>therefore it's immoral despite not harming anyone
7 hours later 8012926 Anonymous
>be 16
>riding with gf in truck kinda late but still sun
>hit dog
>stop car
>dead silent
>she goes hysterical
>at that moment dash like a mad man out of the car
>fuckers still alive but really fucked up
>gf gets out of the car freaking out
>pick up dog who's going breathing odd and really bloody and toss him in truck
>ANON WTF ARE YOU DOING THAT'S A FUCKING DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH
>no reason to get excited
>he will die.
>gf is flipping the fuck out
Cont
7 hours later 8012934 Anonymous (Tomoko listening to Homogenic.jpg 300x391 71kB)
>>8012902
OK you're just trolling or stupid.
>I have 'morals' I'm better than you xD
>I'm gonna marry my sister lol becuz she so innocent
Yes, yes. You are 100% a faggot.
7 hours later 8012965 Anonymous
>>8012918
Loveless sex is pointless and immoral. I shouldn't need to explain this to an adult.
>>8012934
I'm going to marry her because I like her and I find her attractive.
7 hours later 8012970 Anonymous
>>8009142
What the hell is wrong with you? Yeah the guy was a dick but that doesn't justify beating him within an inch of his life. You are a person, not an animal, expecting someone to have a little self control isn't unusual. How old are you and how often do you go out? Because it's really unlikely you will make it through adulthood without at least a few people seriously provoking you, whether it be verabally and physically. And no matter how justified you might think you are or how horrible the shit they say is, once you escalate things physically be ready for serious consequences, whether that's jail time or losing a job or just becoming a social pariah and being seen as a crazy asshole with no self control.
The reason I typed this up is because I knew a kid at my school that punched a bully that made fun of him pretty regularly. Yeah it was pretty justified but the kid he hit ended up falling weird and seriously fucking up and his neck and the other kid got expelled and I believed had charges filed against him. I'm not entirely sure because I wasn't close to either of them, I just know that at the very least the kid got expelled and ended up not going to college because of it.
7 hours later 8012974 Anonymous
>>8012965
>loveless sex is immoral
Are you from the 1500's?
7 hours later 8012978 Anonymous
>>8012902
Are you Trve Patrician?
7 hours later 8012992 Anonymous
>>8009603
99% of this stuff is either 100% made up or based off events that are hardly like what they post. That's how most stories work.
7 hours later 8012997 Anonymous
>>8012965
>Loveless sex is pointless
No. It feels good and reduces stress.
>immoral
Well if that's your thing.
Though I disagree with casual sex, mainly because sex is very powerful, and casual sex often leads to promiscuity in future relationship.
The fact is, sex comes with an emotional component, research shows it and it is pretty in my mind and experiences.
7 hours later 8013001 Anonymous
>>8012926
>drive to river
>pull dog out really bloody and panting hard
>yourenotgonnamakeitson.docx
>bloody fucking mess
>dash into river still wearing all my clothes
>start drowning dog
>gf on the outskirts crying her eyes out screaming at me
>dog is squirming a bit
>go in deeper so I can't stand and go underwater with him
>holding my breath underwater and squeezing the dog against my chest
>he begins giving up
>I'm done when your done
>running out of breath convince myself he's dead (held my breath for a super long time)
>start heading back holding dog
>gf has stopped crying
>tell her he had to die
>gf doesn't say anything
>burry dog (had a shovel already in the back because it was my dads truck)
>gf told me years later I was brave while all the while I felt pitty from her
7 hours later 8013012 Anonymous
>>8010123
>For all i know you have a poor unknowing girlfriend
Madam, your opinion of us is far too high.
7 hours later 8013017 Anonymous
>>8013001
why the fuck havent you saved the dog?
7 hours later 8013037 Anonymous
>>8013001
I was expecting this to be really fucked up. But you put the poor thing out of its pain and gave him a burial. Youre a good person anon
7 hours later 8013039 Anonymous
>>8012886
Holy shit, I remember I beat up a retarded kid in elementary school because he wouldn't stop following me. Why did I do that?
7 hours later 8013045 Anonymous
>>8013001
That sounds traumatic as fuck, I would have been more comfortable with just driving it to the clinic.
Plus it might have survived.
7 hours later 8013046 Anonymous
>>8012974
Obviously not.
>>8012978
Who the fuck is that?
7 hours later 8013080 Anonymous
>>8013037
Thanks
>>8013017
I couldn't, if I did that dog would have never been the fucking same. He would have had some piss poor shitty life knowing what running and catching and playing was all like. I wasn't thinking completely right at the time it was just instinctive. No one I know found out but they may have found out he got hit from the blood on the road. I heard nothing about one missing and he wasn't wearing a collar.
I would have felt like shit to let him live.
7 hours later 8013089 Anonymous
>>8013045
>be on 4chan awhile back, dont remember which board
>anon tells a story that goes a bit like this:
>his dogs start going crazy, he runs out outside
>theyre attacking this possum
>pulls his dogs off and picks up the possum, thinks its dead so he carries it to the trash
>its still twitching a bit
>takes a brick or something and smashes it in the head to put it out of its misery
>it starts twitching like crazy or something
>smashes its head in more until its finally done
>picks it up and sort of inspects its body, there are barely any cuts or scraps to it
>suddenly remembers possums play dead when threatened
I think about that story constantly.
7 hours later 8013090 Anonymous
>>8013045
He was too fucked up, I know he went under both tires.
7 hours later 8013092 Anonymous
>>8013080
I always wanted a dog ;_;
I'd save him and keep him.
7 hours later 8013097 Anonymous
>>8012394
Surely there were no bad people on 4chan before. It was a website renown for its depth of character and maturity.
7 hours later 8013115 Anonymous
>>8012510
> Lakota first name
> French last name
> PeekYou: "There is one [myfirstname mylastname] in the United States"
7 hours later 8013131 Anonymous (Tomoko listening to Post.jpg 300x391 77kB)
>>8012965
I shouldn't have to explain to you that there are millions of adults on this planet who wholeheartedly disagree with you. Also many of whom would think the juxtaposition of both thinking casual sex is wrong but incestuous marriage is fine is kind of retarded. I mean, if you're going to be stupid, at least try to be consistently stupid.
Were you born in one of those southern American states by chance?
7 hours later 8013132 Anonymous
>>8013001
The worst part about that is you drowned him.
Drowning is one of the least pleasant ways to die.
7 hours later 8013135 Anonymous (recliner.jpg 638x479 53kB)
>>OP
one time i made a hat out of a ham, there i said it.
7 hours later 8013151 tea
>>8013135
That fucking picture
I would never be sad again, my lord.
7 hours later 8013152 Anonymous
>>8013131
Anything goes in a genuine relationship. My father was born in Pennsylvania, but moved to Canada.
7 hours later 8013157 Anonymous
I never seed my torrents.
Also when I moved out of my old house I wrote the contact info of this girl who rejected me on a piece of paper along with "I want you inside me" on it as well and slipped the paper under one of the floor tiles in my bedroom. I get erections from time to time thinking about someone finding the paper and calling her.
7 hours later 8013158 Anonymous
>>8013092
What don't you guys understand? Jesus this dog couldn't walk pretty sure I destroyed his fucking spine and rib cage running him over probably was bleeding on the inside like a mother fucker and his jaw looked a little ruffed up. He wasn't going to live, his fucking front legs were limp and broken. All he could do is breath, when I got to the river he was already dying.
I knew looking at him he had to die, he couldn't live the life that was set for him if I tried to save him. I saw it looking at him.
7 hours later 8013173 Anonymous
>>8013132
I didn't have another option other than letting him die on his own or killing him with a tool/weapon. It's not like I was really ready to kill a dog sorry.
7 hours later 8013189 Anonymous
>>8013135
Did you wear it? Did you eat it? Did you take it to the ball?
8 hours later 8013211 Anonymous (1313266382864.jpg 1037x691 314kB)
>>8013158
>>8013173
puppy murderer.
8 hours later 8013216 Anonymous
>>8013158
>his jaw looked a little ruffed up
I fucking died laughing.
Sad, beautiful story, but that line made me spit water everywhere.
8 hours later 8013222 Anonymous
>>8007212
This right here is why you're alone.
8 hours later 8013227 Anonymous
>>8013216
>didnt even realize that pun until you pointed it out
im choking im laughing so hard
8 hours later 8013234 Anonymous (gooooze.jpg 480x480 88kB)
>>8013189
yes, hell yes
8 hours later 8013240 Anonymous
>>8013222
Somebody please explain to me why people are so upset about that post.
>there are people on this planet who have never told a girl she's ugly.
8 hours later 8013250 Anonymous
>>8013240
Because robots constantly bitch about how scared they are to approach women and how much they wish a girl would approach them first. This girl approached him first, and he was a huge dick about it. He perpetuates the cycle.
8 hours later 8013261 Anonymous (alladimm.jpg 900x506 41kB)
>>8013250
like lion king!
8 hours later 8013271 Anonymous
>>8013227
Sorta, it was a good size so idk how old it was.
>>8013216
>>8013211
Glad ya liked it, I honestly had to put one good fuck up in there.
8 hours later 8013281 Anonymous
>>8013250
Ok. And I'm supposed to care because
?
It's not my fault 99% of /r9k/ is beta and starts whiteknighting this kind of thing.
8 hours later 8013290 guy
>>8006769
I believed that humanity was good and that the US government would take care of me, and provide financial support, for their fuckups in my life.
I was wrong.
8 hours later 8013297 Anonymous
>>8013281
No one said you had to care.
9 hours later 8013605 Anonymous (1005329_610109465678815_858564601_n.jpg 500x375 25kB)
>jacked up a car, stole the wheels and left it on blocks, cops arrived seconds after we left
>have fat diabetic teacher
>tells us sugar will kill her
>m8 puts mint in her coffee
>she tastes it and starts screaming about how someone tried to poison her
last i heard she was dead
>having wars with dirt clods in backyard
>throw big chunk of concrete
>hits brother straight in the face, broken nose
>hitting golf balls from backyard
>hear window break
>shooting neighbourhood cats with BB guns
>told a kid from my block (J) to hit some other kid riding a bike past us
>J runs up, punches the kid and calls him a fag before he rides off
>kids dad comes up to me, asks me if i hit his son
>tell him it was J
>pays me 20 dollars to hit J
>buy drugs with it
>piss in empty pineapple drink bottle and put it back in the esky at school camp
>same school camp, going on night time hike, no torches
>push girl down hill
>sprained ankle, broken wrist
>fucking whore deserved it
>dismantled the local playground
>have job delivering pamphlets
>friend has similar job
>2-3 times a week we take a full load of pamphlets down to the river
>burn some
>throw some in drain
>dump some at beach in garbage sacks
>could still see the tops of the garbage sacks years later
>at river with girl
>want to climb down onto a beach
>cliff is covered in gorse
>pull out lighter, decide to just burn gorse
>light gorse
>fire growing, not sure what to do
>get the fuck out of there
burnt all the gorse on the cliff and a couple trees on top of it
when i was younger i would always do stupid shit
>rocking houses
>egging houses
>ripping out letterboxes
>ripping out letterboxes and throwing them at houses
>pissing in mailboxes
>throwing up in mailboxes
>threw a molotov on someones driveway once
probably a few more i cant think of right now
i dont consider myself a bad person
9 hours later 8013646 Anonymous (is nothing easy.jpg 676x581 94kB)
>be 16
>babysitting a kid
>he snatches my phone and throws it out the window
>autistic rage activate
>kick a little kid in the head as hard as i can
>get thrown in juvenile detention
9 hours later 8013692 Anonymous
>>8006769
why am I laughing at this so much. I found a wallet and took the cash. That was probably the worst thing I've ever done.I was broke though and hungry in my defense.
9 hours later 8013829 Anonymous
>>8006769
Reminds me of that one time I saw a shopping trolley on the side of the road above a big hill, and just barely stopped myself from letting it roll down the street.
9 hours later 8013913 Anonymous (1374807393626.png 172x159 71kB)
>be in elementary school
>school is pretty small
>but has a pretty big playground for a small school
>when ever stray dogs wander into the play ground the janitor puts them into this area that is pretty large, fenced of with chain linked fence
>one day a dog is in the fenced off area during recess
>scratch dog through fence
>think he looks pretty bored, decide to play with him a bit
>fill water bottle up with water from the water fountain
>run along fence and splash dog with water
>dog is having fun, barking and running along the fence with me
>teacher sees
>calls me over
>yells at me for picking on and abusing animals
>tells me i should be ashamed
>feel bad, but know i did nothing wrong
>still feel bad anyway
>cry
>still feel bad while typing this
why /r9k/?
9 hours later 8013954 Anonymous
>trying to be cool with school cool guy
>real jock dude
>try to show I am cool by being a dick
>while in a dance class doing small cracks at fat girl in front of me
>jock lovin it
>decide to do a crack at her being fat
>"I don't want your weight to crush me."
>feel absolutely horrible soon after for making her cry
also my entire life is filled with setting up girls to make them think I am about to ask them out and then not doing it. I just realize that I am running on autopilot and don't really have my heart in it.
10 hours later 8014136 Anonymous
>>8012323
22, this might seem abit tame since most 'muricans smoke oxy and weed when they are 13 but i live in place thats more friendly than canada
>oh those mischevious boys are at it again! yesterday they stole Ol' rogers hen!
>>8012369
yes worst pectus, outer pecturs, so obvious when wearing shirts
10 hours later 8014225 Anonymous
>>8009287
>take care of your own health
>brain tumor
>yeah, no.
10 hours later 8014296 Anonymous
>>8010558
>duty of care
>being a human being
Sounds like you're getting into medicine for the wrong reasons.
10 hours later 8014313 Anonymous
>>8010817
>tfw NHS
>feels good man.
Stay pleb, america
11 hours later 8014369 Anonymous
>>8010613
Except sex and drugs are very different. No one breaks into cars and steals change for sex.
11 hours later 8014374 Anonymous
>>8010810
honestly bro, go around talking to neurosurgeons. My father is one of the most well known trauma surgeons in the US, and he does a ridiculous amount of surgeries entirely for free because he sympathises with the people. he tells his co-workers to fuck themselves if they try to interfere
11 hours later 8014379 Anonymous
>>8010745
Something like health care should be free.
Things which should be private are industries where competition is needed.
Things which are essential to peoples lives shouldn't be allowed to extort money from people.
11 hours later 8014415 Anonymous
>tries to hook up with this boy
>texting
>so are you doing anything tomorrow?
>"no, why?"
>let's hang out, I like your collarbones
next day (hanging out)
>so uhm wanna do something?
>"yeah let's go to the park"
>nice walk along the river
>stumble and end up in river
about a year later
>sucking his dick
>sneezing
>end up accidentally biting his dick
>accidentally
>major oops
it was never meant to be. I don't even know why I kept trying.
11 hours later 8014431 Anonymous
>>8006769
>> look down and see a girl laying motionless on the dance floor
>> blood pooling on her face
GET FUCKED
GET FUUUUUUCKED
YOU ARE WATCHING THE METAGAME EVOLVE RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES
11 hours later 8014439 Anonymous (1374977495086.jpg 211x375 34kB)
>>8013954
>also my entire life is filled with setting up girls to make them think I am about to ask them out and then not doing it. I just realize that I am running on autopilot and don't really have my heart in it.
Have any stories?
11 hours later 8014452 Anonymous
>>8008132
>implying she told her husband
>implying he found out
11 hours later 8014480 Anonymous
>>8014439
different anon here.
I fell in love with a chick years ago and still talk to her every day. her boyfriend doesnt like me.
anyways, I flirt with loads of girls and hook up with them and then when it looks like we are going to date I shut them down, because I know id leave them in a heartbeat for the girl I love.... and I don't think that's fair... although leading them on already is pretty bad...
11 hours later 8014501 Anonymous
>>8014439
Not really, it's all really vague. I just know the basics of what happened. I'm really fucking tired.
11 hours later 8014513 Anonymous
>>8014480
>id leave them in a heartbeat for the girl I love
The OG anon and this is how I am, except I don't have a girl that I love but I know that they are not it.
11 hours later 8014592 Anonymous
>>8009094
yeah, you transferred the anger of your girl to that guy. If anyone deserved that, it would have been your ex-gf
11 hours later 8014604 Anonymous
>>8009194
>cyclists cycling on pavements
do it on the roads fgt
11 hours later 8014669 Anonymous
>>8008355
caught a peeping tom at the dorms in college after skating all night on acid. He tried to pick a fight with me so I smashed his face with my skateboard. Then I just kept hitting him in the head and ribs with my skateboard while crying. My friend pulled me off. All the girls in the dorm thought I was a hero. I wanted to kill him.
I remember this being a thread a while back.
12 hours later 8014781 Anonymous
>>8010051
>implying the american healthcare system is good
pay a shit ton per head for medical care, still have a shitter system than other countries.
You think free markets give a shit about this?
12 hours later 8014790 Anonymous
>>8010182
>All it does is make your neighbor your slave, and healthcare professionals slaves as well.
Ohohohoho
12 hours later 8014842 Anonymous
>>8010933
>no care is better than some care
12 hours later 8014847 Anonymous
>>8011037
what does he do
originalblox
12 hours later 8014905 Anonymous
>>8013913
Because you're an idiot. Stop feeling bad about something like that.
12 hours later 8014925 Anonymous
a girl farted and i said it was a different girl
a girl with fart disease
12 hours later 8014926 Anonymous
>>8012902
every thread you manage to shit up with "im marrying my sister, hah, she so cute and innocent"
12 hours later 8014965 Anonymous
>>8013954
>and don't really have my heart in it.
ur gay m8
13 hours later 8014999 Anonymous
>>8009603
>form your perception of reality in general and men in specific based on the content posted on /r9k/
Do you also hang around graveyards and get panic attacks over the belief everyone in the world except you is dead?
>R9k has ruined me
No hun, you where ruined from the start otherwise you wouldn't have had the need to seek this place out let alone stay :3
13 hours later 8015008 Anonymous
>>8014513
its kinda terrible for me, and the chicks I drop. eventually this girl will be mine though. I'm taking her out to The Cloisters museum for her bday in a few days
15 hours later 8015940 Anonymous
>>8008309
forgive me but I haven't memorized 4chan
it's nice for stuff to be reposted every once in a while
15 hours later 8016321 Anonymous
>>8010648
>youarereallydumbforreal.jpg
they have the freedom to choose those jobs and to quit them at any time
you are arguing things below the basic premise of this argument
go get some common sense and then we can get into issues like this
16 hours later 8016469 Anonymous
>>8011090
uuuuuhhh no
only poorfags can't afford them on their own
16 hours later 8016638 Anonymous
>>8013605
>>8013605
oh you rebel you
17 hours later 8017376 Anonymous
>>8009983
My Dad is literally a "Jew Doctor" and he works in a poor neighborhood performing neurosurgery for what medicare and medicaid pay him- which is pretty much nothing.
So fuck you. Its not the doctors who don't want to help people, its the health insurance companies. Every neurosurgeon wants to help this guy who has cancer, but if they do they will be homeless on the street.
18 hours later 8017870 Anonymous
>>8007212
this made me lol out loud kudo to you
18 hours later 8018008 Anonymous (1365972284985.jpg 1911x3000 475kB)
Have you posted the skate peeping tom story before? I swear that is way to familiar.
18 hours later 8018034 Anonymous
>>8017376
It can be hard to tell but I'm not trolling here: how does that happen?
> doctor agrees to treat payment and waive his fee
> (of course there are other expenses he can't waive, medicine & aftercare treatement, etc.)
> ???
> doctor winds up homeless
What is the ???
18 hours later 8018052 Anonymous
>>8008864
well you don't have a dick so you wouldn't know the power it has
18 hours later 8018143 Anonymous
>>8018034
Healthcare costs are super super inflated because health insurance is a retarded idea. Because healthcare is a necessity, not something that you only have because something awful and unpreventable could happen. So you end up with bullshit like charging $50 for a band-aid.
18 hours later 8018158 Anonymous
>>8018143
I got that part, but that guy actually said
> Every neurosurgeon wants to help this guy who has cancer, but if they do they will be homeless on the street
How would that happen?
18 hours later 8018177 Anonymous
>>8006769
DERR DERR DERR U HIT A WUMEN AND I TINK DATS GUD.
I HATE GIRLS.
18 hours later 8018187 Anonymous
>>8009207
how did you learn English from the internet?
18 hours later 8018233 Anonymous
>>8009603
You won't believe me, but not all guys are like that. Honestly.
Ever figure, that most of the talk, is produced by a minority of the people?
19 hours later 8018397 Anonymous
>>8010968
you ruin lives by doing that shit man i know you probably dont care but when you see what you actually do to people after you stop talking to them its horrible ( my friend fuck and chucked women)
19 hours later 8018760 Anonymous
>>8010370
I don't seed torrents. Ever.
19 hours later 8018868 Anonymous
>>8008890
cross checked a girl in the stairs
19 hours later 8018872 Anonymous
>>8018008
I remember it too.
19 hours later 8018890 Anonymous
>>8006769
Yeah I watched that movie too
19 hours later 8018894 Anonymous
>>8018760
You fucking fucker I'll kill you to death.
19 hours later 8018971 Anonymous
>>8014369
But people break into peoples' homes and force sex on people.
19 hours later 8019034 Anonymous
>>8017376
It's the insane prices they put on that shit. The Jew doctor thing was an obvious joke, don't take that crap so seriously.
I live in Canada, so I don't have to worry about that to the same degree. Not even brain surgery should cost 300k, they can't expect people to save that much up. Like I said, it would take me 3 years of spending nothing to save that much, and most people don't make as much as I do.
20 hours later 8019127 Anonymous
>>8008774
Feels. You're a devil.
20 hours later 8019166 Anonymous
>>8008999
Maybe you beat the memory out of him? Really the best thing you could hope for in that situation.
>"Oh thank fuck! I beat that nigga into amnesia."
20 hours later 8019222 Anonymous
My cousin used to cam on MFC until my uncle threatened to put her out for "whoring [herself] out under [his] roof," which is a perfectly valid reason to kick someone out.
Anyway, I used to fap to her shows.
20 hours later 8019253 Anonymous
>forget to pay rent for first ten days of the month
>when I do remember, wonder why landlord hasn't contacted me
>in fact, she's overlooked this month's rent and I've realized this
>only reason I didn't get away with not paying rent was that I was also late on the next month's rent and she noticed she never received a check for the previous month when dealing with this
>bullshit that I sent the check and get away with it
Turned out fine for everyone, but shit, I was going to steal $300 from someone. I didn't even feel that bad about it. Still don't. What the fuck's wrong with me?
20 hours later 8019328 Anonymous
When I was 18 I lost my virginity to and took the virginity of a 14 year old.
I still don't think it's nearly as bad as one guy in my year fucking a 12 year old when he was 16.
20 hours later 8019330 Anonymous
I once farted on the train
20 hours later 8019407 Anonymous
>>8019328
>Implying either of those are wrong if it is a genuine relationship
20 hours later 8019434 Anonymous
Always was a quiet nice kid, never did anything bad, because, you know,it's bad. So I don't have anything to say, reall, but the meager stuff I can remember.
>primary school, last days of the year
>it's relax time, no more learning, bring your board games in, etc
>I bring motherfucking RISK, bitches love risk.
>game in progress, all sitting on the floor, suddently that kid argues with the rules about the dice rolls.
>It's pretty clearly said in the rules, he's wrong, but he keeps believing he's right.
>I get pissed off, nothing enrages me more than denial of the truth.
>been watching too much jean claude van damme movies the days before
> I stand up and roundhouse kick him in the FACE.
>he starts this huge crying. OHSHIT
>bell rings, I'm out in a flash.
>hear nothing of it afterwards.
This is what happens when kids watch too much TV, I guess. Never thought I would hit him too, being clumsy and such.
20 hours later 8019497 Anonymous
Wrapped up nettles in a tissue and rubbed them all over friends face and eyes as a joke...not angry or anything.
He cried and we weren't allowed to hang out anymore.
20 hours later 8019542 Anonymous
Killed my brother.
20 hours later 8019585 Anonymous
>>8019434
another story, wouldn't fit in the post.
Fast forward to majority.
>work in a restaurant
>Big regional 4 days fiesta is happening
>have to bring extras workers in, manager is calling some from the capital. Don't know why, maybe some friends.
>so this new girl arrives, good looking, my age, everyone is getting ready for the rush.
>she talks to me (gasp!) "Hi! I'm "insert name here"
>"Not me" is all I answer without even looking at her.
>goes back to the bar and I never see her again.
See, now this was hella rude and stupid.
I was in love with another girl at that time, for stupid reasons, and wasn't interested in anyone else. I would not even consider it in my holier than thou state of mind. Plus, she came from the other side of the country to TAKE OUR JERBS, she was going to leave as fast as she came, etc.
I regret being mean and stupid and wasting time on foolish things such as love when I was young and should have experienced more.
20 hours later 8019684 Anonymous
>>8010179
>>"Yeth"
Lost it. Well done, m8.
21 hours later 8020045 Anonymous
>>8019407
Not implying. Stating it directly you broken fuck.
21 hours later 8020288 Anonymous
>live in shit part of town
>someone breaks into my house
>i catch them in the living room, point my shotgun at them
>pathetic fuck starts to cry and beg me not no kill him, he has kids, just trying to support his family blah blah blah
>shoot him square in the face
>get away with it because muh constitution
21 hours later 8020457 Anonymous
>>8020045
>I'm broken because I don't have a backward sense of morality based on feeling
If no one is being manipulated and the relationship is genuine and not just casual sex. There is nothing wrong with it.
21 hours later 8020543 Anonymous
>mother dies
>I'm 17 and edgy as hell
>all family go to see her in the chapel
>I ask for some time alone before they seal the coffin
>now is my chance
>reach up the dress she is buried in
>I can feel her cold, dead vag
>it is filled with some kind of sealing putty that the undertaker put there
>can't finger it
>masturbation aborted
21 hours later 8020555 Anonymous
>>8014374
>>8014379
I am the guy you were talking to, and let me say I really enjoy seeing you people. It really is fresh compared to that one fucking asshole.
23 hours later 8021586 DD
>>8020543
;_; wut.
originalityblox
>w-was it at least nice?
23 hours later 8022070 Anonymous
>>8009391
Don't fucking apologize; kid can go all legal on your ass if you start 'fessin up to shit over facebook.
Reconstructive surgery sounds like one hell of a bill to pay.
23 hours later 8022521 Anonymous
>>8014669
Me too, lolblox
24 hours later 8022699 Anonymous
>>8013089
oh god i laughed so a big ball of snot flew into my ice cream'
what a tweeest
24 hours later 8022801 Anonymous
I buy and kill small animals. ;_;
27 hours later 8025858 Anonymous
>>8019222
Did your cousin know you were fapping to her cams? Will you ever tell her?
30 hours later 8028106 Anonymous
>>8008425
I know guy who posted this is probably long gone but did you take her virginity? Post more details plox
30 hours later 8028130 Anonymous
>>8010968
someone's doing this to a friend of mine right now, cant convince him there's no chance its true. (His skype starts with ne) Do me a favor, if you're the one tricking him, tell him it was just for fun.
30 hours later 8028151 Anonymous
>>8006769
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc3E 7UkIzt4
31 hours later 8028770 Anonymous
>>8010182
Observe the brainwash on this narcissistic american specimen.
33 hours later 8029980 Anonymous
>>8008355
10/10
Would fuck with people with.
33 hours later 8030000 Anonymous
>>8008425
Look at the nice guys, white knights and moralfags responding to this.
Well done OP, you've done what a lot of us can't do, you should feel proud of yourself.
33 hours later 8030059 Anonymous
>>8007068
>>8007083
epic samefagging, op
34 hours later 8030080 Anonymous
>>8007298
>I've never given enough fucks in a day
Confirmed reddit-FOB.
34 hours later 8030092 Anonymous
>>8008132
>implying you weren't just the second on the list of the five guys she was cheating with, all four of which she'd go on cheating after she married you
34 hours later 8030116 Anonymous
What's everyone's deal? The shit this guy: >>8008355 did isn't even that bad. It's not like he went around beating people without an excuse or anything - he just sounds like a motherfucker who knew his way around the whole game of 'enjoying life'.
34 hours later 8030201 Anonymous
My dad loved to play PC games and got me into shit like Starcraft. He spoiled me rotten because he wasn't involved in my life very much, since I only saw him every so often.
When I was sixteen, he asked me to kidnap a young girl from a small farm community nearby. I did so because I was curious what he wanted with her. I ended up taking her to this abandoned farm where he had his own fucking camp. It had a power generator with a television and electricity, and some beds and shit.
He tied up this girl who was like nine at the time, and he mad it into some deranged camping trip where we'd play games, talk and he'd torture this girl in front of me. I was really interested because it was like a once in a lifetime experience, and he was merciless. He was always cutting her skin and taking chunks out to make her eat. He had her chained to the wall by her ankle so she couldn't escape, and it was so far out nobody could come to help. He ended up killing her by bolting her to the wall and ripping open her chest and stomach.
He was arrested for the crime a little while later, but he took complete responsibility and was sentenced to life in prison. He told me he had killed a few people over his life, primarily when he was young and wanted to share it with me.
At least I can say it was an experience like no other, but now we can't play Heroes of Might and Magic 3 any more.
I was never found out. He was arrested, and he didn't place any of the blame on me. The kidnapping was laid upon him. There were no other witnesses, and he plead guilty anyway
Yeah, all I pretty much did was take this girl to him. The most damage I inflicted was a blow to the head so that she would be unconscious until I got her there.
He did the rest, performed the murder himself. I was just a bystander that didn't bring information to the authorities about what he was doing. I have no qualms against murder, and I didn't want my father to go to prison.
34 hours later 8030223 Anonymous
so YOU'RE the reason we now have to drink from plastic bottles! FUCK YOU LAD! I'LL SMASH YOUR GOBBER IN JUS YOU FUKKIN WAIT!
34 hours later 8030228 Anonymous
>>8010923
That's what feminism gets you. Omega men.
34 hours later 8030300 Anonymous
>>8008999
You both dun goofed but it happened a long time ago and you both got over it. Never contact him again, it's just being selfish on your part, he probably got over it and doesn't want to relive that moment ago. That encounter probably made both of you better human beings.
35 hours later 8030380 Anonymous
>>8018158
If they would botch up something and the patient would still survive then they could be sued for gazilions of dollars. Its the greed that makes people seek coins in every moment of their life.
35 hours later 8030404 Anonymous
>>8030201
what the fuck did i just read man
35 hours later 8030467 Anonymous
>>8010051
>Universal Healthcare is once again poorfags putting the burden of their poor choices and bad genetics on everyone else.
Nigger please, who do you think you're fooling. We all know you're the poorfag here
35 hours later 8030495 Anonymous
>>8010182
>A system that makes it illegal for a doctor to NOT take care of someone (or making it contingent on licensure) is immoral.
What is the Hippocratic Oath?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippoc ratic_Oath
Please, die a terrible death of cancer you poorfaggot nigger.
35 hours later 8030526 Anonymous
>Go to cinema
>With two hot girls
>Need to fart.
>Justsharted.jpeg
>Aircon broken so already smells
>Stealth shart.
>Finger both girls
>Mfw children were there.
Inb4 what film anon? It was monsters inc
They later found out and i lost all social respect and became a robot.
35 hours later 8030569 Anonymous
>>8013158
why didn't you hit him with the shovel to make it a faster death?
35 hours later 8030632 Anonymous (fat-guy-speedo.jpg 737x533 133kB)
i have never seeded, ever.
37 hours later 8031114 Anonymous
>>8030201
If that was my Dad, regardless of how much I loved him I would have killed him then and there
37 hours later 8031147 Anonymous
>>8030632
You're worse then Hitler
37 hours later 8031205 Anonymous
>>8008572
You're the worst. Scum. I hope your heart gets broken, over and over.
38 hours later 8031498 Anonymous
>have feelings for a girl who lives hours away from me
>love her to fucking death (or so I believed), but know I'll never see her
>hear this really attractive and smart girl (there was a catch) had a crush on me
>decide to go for it, let the other girl know
I'll just call them Girl 1 and 2, it'll be easier. Girl 1 being the one far away.
>Girl 1 is devastated, had strong feelings for me, she thought we were going to wait for each other
>Date Girl 2 for a year, we mess around but never have sex
>She's madly in love with me, but I get the feeling something is off
>She denies a lot of what people say about her, sometimes she denies stuff that she's told me
>deem her a liar
>start talking shit about her around her beta orbiter friend
>on the side of all this, I'm still talking with Girl 1 every day
>still tell her I love her, we sext, talk dirty, send nudes, etc
>find out girl 1 is coming to visit in a few months
>tell girl 2, she's pissed, but doesn't give me much
>meet girl 1 and we hit it off, we have a great time
>completely infatuated, feel bad I didn't wait for her
>girl one leaves, sad but we'll see each other again soon
>treat girl 2 like shit so she'll break up with me, she does
>ask girl 1 to be with me again, she says yes without hesitation
>girl 2 is upset, don't care, we mess around anyways
>leave on my own visit, tell girl 2 I love her so she'll calm down about me leaving
>have the time of my life with girl 1, I've seriously never been happier
>come back, ignore girl 2, don't give her the slightest bit of attention
>through mutual friends she learns that me and the other girl hit it off well, got serious, etc
And this is the worst part:
>girl 2 comes to school in bruises, report it to a teacher and she's talked to by the counselor
>girl 2 says she has strong thoughts of suicide, she's put on anti depressants
>try and talk to her afterwards
>learn that a boy tried to force himself on her the week that I ignored her and I wasn't there to help
Cont.
38 hours later 8031613 Anonymous
>>8031498
>she tells me this in tears, tells me I'm no better than the boy who molested her
>she gets on her bus and we never speak again
>she acts overly happy the rest of the school year
I believe I mentioned her beta orbiter earlier, he tried telling her I talked shit about her but I denied it and she believed me. I feel bad for that guy, I had his girl and I didn't even want her.
Me and the counselor talked about the situation after it all happened, she said that it was the girls karma finally catching up with her. Apparently the counselor knew things that I didn't. Can't say I don't feel bad about what I did but its over already. Girl two is moving off to college, as am I, and I'm going to keep saying girl one. The end.
38 hours later 8031657 Anonymous
>>8006769
wow you got lucky. In the nightclub I work at.
>Security everywhere.
>you wouldn't have been able to dump beer on people much less throw a beer bottle anywhere
>Even if security didn't see you, by the time the medics look at the girl--the security is already pulling tape and finding out who was on that little balcony and if what you did was malicious.
>They'd find you in 10 minutes unless you bounced.
>Call the police, hold you until police arrive.
THat shit wouldn't fly in Vegas bro.
39 hours later 8031852 Anonymous
>>8030495
You're not obligated to take the hippocratic oath and even if you are you don't have to adhere to it.
39 hours later 8031914 Anonymous
I almost slit one stranger's throat with straight razor blade.
Edgy, right? heh
39 hours later 8031954 Kiyo
can't believe this thread is still going
love it though
39 hours later 8032039 Anonymous
>>8008425
eh, this story made me hard but you know full well it's wrong man.
39 hours later 8032082 Anonymous
>Fingered and groped a blackout drunk girl at a party
>got nudes from a female friends phone, emailed them to myself
>fap to them regularly
39 hours later 8032158 Anonymous
>>8013913
The teacher was an idiot. Don't let idiots get you down.
Don't worry, be happy
39 hours later 8032184 Kiyo
>>8032082
great minds thing alike ^_^
40 hours later 8032321 Anonymous
>Be 16
>Playing rugby for club with my friends
>Prop master race
>Faggot little winger calls me a cunt when I tackle him within the first minute of the game
>Faggot little winger is lying on my legs after a ruck later on
>Kick him off, studded boot to the kidney
>He turns around and kicks me in the stomach yelling at me
>Everyone sees it as him attacking me
>Stand up, beat the shit out of him
>Break his jaw, nose, collarbone and left wrist. Also has kidney damage.
Next year, rematch against the club he was from
>Slap his face in the ruck to piss him off
>He punches me in the chest repeatedly
>Everyone thinks he is holding a grudge or whatever against me
>Kick him in the shin, fracturing it (hardtoe boot master race)
>Break his right wrist
>He gets banned from playing rugby
>tfw everyone thought I was acting in self defense the entire time and fully supported my actions
>tfw he could have gone through to national level, possibly even becoming a professional rugby player and I ruined it for him
40 hours later 8032461 Anonymous (231234124234.jpg 256x192 6kB)
>be me 6 years old
>mom's an intern, working night shift
>only time we talk is when she'd get home
>try to stay awake as long as i could but fall asleep everytime
>mom sometimes come home early
>pretended to be asleep
>always knew she's looking at me and wanted to find out about my day
>still wouldn't budge and pretended to be asleep
>don't really know why i did that
>mfw im medic wade
40 hours later 8032494 Anonymous
>>8032461
i did that too, because i didnt want to hear her gossip for 2 hours straight about the friends she supposedly hates but continues to hang out with.
40 hours later 8032513 Anonymous
>>8032321
>tfw
So how do you feel?
40 hours later 8032538 Anonymous
>6th grade
>the start of the pokemon craze
>only a few kids have caught on so far
>girl in my class has some cards
>she has a holo blastoise!!
>foster a friendship with her over the course of a year
>we become bros
>one day in class she's sitting in front of me
>her backpack is open and i know she keeps her cards in there
>sneakily open her bag and take her blastoise
>she realizes what i've done
>asks for it back
>i play dumb
>she just looks at me with tears in her eyes, disappointingly and never tells on me
>never talks to me again
40 hours later 8032620 Anonymous
>>8032513
I don't care. Kid was a faggot. No regrets.
42 hours later 8033699 Anonymous
>>8025858
No and maybe on her deathbed.
43 hours later 8034239 Anonymous
>>8032620
yeah, I agree
you may be a cunt, but he's got to keep his cool you know
43 hours later 8034412 Anonymous
>16, watching my 10 cousin as her parents off getting drunk somewhere.
>Pay is 20 bucks for a friday night, ie shit.
>Could be out getting wasted.
>Cousin is hot which makes up for it.
>She's sitting on my lap, I subtly grind her ass
>Try to feel her up, she brushes me off
>Try to get her to feel my member, she's uninterested
Next week I got wasted with friends instead. Never looked back.
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