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2013-07-31 12:44 8006089 Anonymous (Depressed-woman.jpg 357x281 6kB)
It seems like every girl has a boyfriend, while only about half of guys have girlfriends. If the gender ratios accepted by the great scholars of wikipedia are correct, then there must be only one answer. >The majority of lonely people who never leave their homes are female How do we find them and what do they do all day? There are potential qt.s going to waste, and they might not be shallow, annoying whores.

2 min later 8006123 Anonymous
>what do they do all day? Read, learn, play games, participate in solitary hobbies. >How do we find them Through online forums dedicated to niche topics.

2 min later 8006124 Anonymous
Because alpha men usually have a few girlfriends at once and hide it from the girls

3 min later 8006134 Anonymous
You're wrong. Women share the alphas and the lonely women are actually grandmas whose husbands have died. (women live longer than men)

7 min later 8006168 Anonymous
>>8006089 What usually happens is the excess women just act as sluts, fucking a bunch of men who fuck tons of women.

9 min later 8006191 Anonymous
There was a thread about this last night. I was wondering the precise same thing. All this lovely shut-ins, how can they meet?

9 min later 8006197 Anonymous
>>8006123 I need to start going on niche topic forums and get all dem lonely bitches >>8006124 >>8006134 I know most alphas cheat as much as possible, but how do they find the time to devote to multiple gf's? Don't even normalfag whores expect guys to give at least a quarter of shit about them?

10 min later 8006208 Anonymous
>>8006191 Start a meetup group for shut ins

11 min later 8006223 Anonymous
>>8006197 >I know most alphas cheat as much as possible, but how do they find the time to devote to multiple gf's? Don't even normalfag whores expect guys to give at least a quarter of shit about them? They don't actually have multiple girlfriends, they just fuck a bunch of women and have casual sex with them.

12 min later 8006235 Anonymous
>>8006089 >It seems like every girl has a boyfriend, while only about half of guys have girlfriends But that is wrong retard

12 min later 8006248 Anonymous
>>8006208 >Starting a casual sex ring on 4chan fucking degenerate >>>/soc/ scum.

14 min later 8006268 Anonymous
>>8006208 I have actually seriously been considering making a dating site specifically aimed at shutins/loners/hardcore introverts. Probably won't get to it for a year or so. Key idea was to ease the social interaction - e.g. start with anon discussion, with option to reveal your profile if desired. >>8006248 and that is probably why it wouldn't work

14 min later 8006275 Anonymous
>>8006208 It has to be strictly enforced. No half-assing or backing out. You're automatically stuck with some grill and forced to make contact by armed agents who are authorized to shoot your right testicle if necessary.

22 min later 8006374 Anonymous
>>8006268 anyway, good night you fucks, can we please have a thread about shut-in girls some 2-3 hours earlier tomorrow? you murricans and your crazy ass time zones.

24 min later 8006394 Anonymous
>>8006089 >If the gender ratios accepted by the great scholars of wikipedia are correct, then there must be only one answer. And that answer is "the minority of men fuck the majority of women"

24 min later 8006407 Anonymous (lonelywomen.png 1000x1000 52kB)
40,000 years in the Emperor's holy paintex.

26 min later 8006422 Anonymous
>>8006268 >meet up anonymously >seems like a pretty decent person >shares your sense of humor >knows about things you only thought you knew about >have deep discussions about eachothers' personal lives >feel like each of you were always meant to find eachother >fall in love >after telling her how you feel she finally shows you a picture of herself >she's fat

27 min later 8006431 Anonymous
>>8006089 >How do we find them and what do they do all day? Internet. Not even kidding.

27 min later 8006444 Anonymous
I've thought about this a lot OP and I think you're right. The advice my brother always gives me when I bring this up is this: >Just keep going out and meeting new people and eventually you'll run into a girl who is also out meeting people but would much rather be home alone. Like you. He's been sorta useless with this sort of advice since he got engaged, though. tbh, I just don't think we're going to make it, brobots. It's fucking terrible out there

27 min later 8006446 Anonymous
>>8006422 >being this shallow >complaining about twf when no gf yeah, no.

30 min later 8006466 eeyore
>>8006089 >only half of guys have girlfriends >the majority of lonely people must be girls It's like you contradict your own argument.

30 min later 8006475 Anonymous
>>8006446 >Shallow She LIED to him about who she really was, don't blame him for giving up on her for that. It's not even a small lie like "I'm actually two years older than I told you" either.

30 min later 8006480 Scumbag
>>8006394 There is only one solution. End slut shaming and let girls have multiple partnerd. If there are a small number of girls having lots of sex with multiple guys that fixes ghe ratio problem. Why cant hot girls have multiple bfs? R9Ks slut shaming is counter productive.

32 min later 8006498 Anonymous
>>8006480 >If there are a small number of girls having lots of sex with multiple guys That's not how female sexuality works, you retard. Most men want a better than average girl but will settle for less, most women want a perfect man and won't settle for anything else. In a free sex society the top 20% men will get all the pussy. The only solution is strict monogamy with strict slut shaming, which would force women to settle.

32 min later 8006499 Anonymous
>>8006422 This is basically why I'll never talk to guys online. I'm a bit chubby and they would think I'm disgusting because I'm not perfect. Nopenopenope.

33 min later 8006507 Anonymous
>>8006446 I know, I don't deserve a girlfriend, or sex for that matter. I had chances with a couple girls but they were all overweight. I'm simply not attracted to anything over 180 pounds. That doesn't mean I haven't been friends with fat girls or even dislike them, but I just have no desire for any intimate contact with them. I don't know what to do about it. I know I'm pretty ugly myself and yet I'm only attracted to girls I find attractive.

33 min later 8006522 Anonymous
>>8006499 There's a difference between being a bit chubby and being an entitled landwhale.

34 min later 8006533 eeyore
>>8006499 being chubby is different from being fat, and you can always lose weight and not be chubby.

34 min later 8006545 WackyRob (1369005692313.jpg 450x338 24kB)
>>8006089 You're mistaken OP. All the women actually just take turns with the top 10% of guys, sometimes when they're really bored they go for the next top 40%. >and they might not be shallow, annoying whores. top lel >note: picture has 1 mistake. it shows that some women are actually lonely. this is a lie spread by women online to garner even more sympathy and attention from men

35 min later 8006551 Anonymous
>>8006499 >I'm a bit chubby No you're not, you're fat. There are enough chubby chasers, so that shouldn't be a disadvantage. If men dump you over it, you're just fucking fat. Get your obese ass on a treadmill, miss Piggy.

37 min later 8006573 WackyRob (average chubby girl.jpg 199x254 8kB)
>>8006499 Yeah i'm sure bitch

37 min later 8006580 Anonymous
>>8006545 >hottest women >no boyfriends my sides 10/10 picture

37 min later 8006583 Anonymous (absolutely.png 207x118 57kB)
>>8006480 Cuckolds are requested to leave the board immediately.

38 min later 8006585 Anonymous
>>8006498 Yep, it's an obvious function of reproduction. The male benefits from spreading genetics far and wide, the female only needs one and should choose only the best. For some reason this is always ignored.

38 min later 8006586 Anonymous
>>8006551 >knowing people's physical qualities through an anonymous imageboard Could you use your psychic wizardry to predict if I will get laid by this time next year?

38 min later 8006587 Anonymous
>>8006475 That post doesn't say anything about her lying to him, just that she never talked about her appearance. retard

38 min later 8006593 Scumbag
>>8006498 >thats not how female sexuality works Oh really? I know there are differences but there are a good number of girls that like having multiple partners. There would be more if there werent such a stigma about it. Also, strict monogomy isnt going to happen as a society...ever. Alpha guys will fuck multiple girls, period.

39 min later 8006607 Anonymous
>>8006089 I know OP. I finally got a bit less isolated after graduating uni with STEM degree. At my job there are maybe 5 females out 30 employees. ALL the females are married. MOST of the men do not even have girlfriends. Even the random swole bro who is somehow in this field is no gf. STEM guys confirmed for beta

40 min later 8006613 WackyRob
>>8006586 Don't need to be psychic to know that very few men want to fuck a 500 LB chick. Note I say very few. That means there are still guys desperate enough, or with a fat fetish, to fuck you. If you were a guy you could lose 250 LBs and still nobody would want to fuck you

40 min later 8006614 Anonymous
>>8006586 >Implying chubby girls refer to themselves as chubby You're just as bad as the "pleasantly plump" crowd >Could you use your psychic wizardry to predict if I will get laid by this time next year? I'll tell you that you CAN get laid by this time next year. Whether or not you will depends on how entitled you are.

42 min later 8006647 Scumbag
>>8006583 Im sorry alpha male. I forgot how you and your 10/10 gf have never cheated on eachother. But honestly im a realist and you're not. Go back to the 19th century.

42 min later 8006653 Anonymous
>>8006522 >>8006533 Well then, thats good to hear. >>8006551 >>8006573 I hope one day you'll be happier and you won't have to spend your days being hateful on anonymous imageboards.

43 min later 8006665 Anonymous
To be a female who is incapable of getting a bf there must be something seriously wrong with you. For males you just have to be shy. There's no lonely nice qts out there for you, only girls who have already had multiple bfs and active social lives who you would seem like a grown child to.

43 min later 8006669 WackyRob
>>8006653 But I'm already plenty happy putting stupid cunts in their place on the internet.

44 min later 8006673 Anonymous
>>8006653 He's actually quite reasonable, as chubby has been hijacked by morbidly obese people.

46 min later 8006698 Anonymous
>>8006673 I wouldn't call him "quite reasonable" but I can see where you're coming from and it's true, morbidly obese people tend to call them all kinds of prettier names. I'm not one of them though, so meh.

46 min later 8006704 Anonymous
>>8006698 >I wouldn't call him reasonable, but I'll admit that he's perfectly right Typical woman

48 min later 8006730 WackyRob
>>8006698 >I'm not one of them though, so meh. Its quite baffling how someone can admit to understanding the thought process of delusional fat people while still being one themselves.

48 min later 8006731 Anonymous
>>8006613 >>8006614 >if you were a guy >depends on how entitled you are I'm the person who wrote this >>8006422 I find fat chicks as unappealing as you faggots, but I still realize they're human beings who became that way due to poor lifestyle choices. I know that the only thing separating me from a hambeast is a godlike metabolism, and so I kinda feel bad for them in that they have to actually work hard to be even an average weight.

50 min later 8006774 WackyRob
>>8006731 >women >human beings Sorry I define "human" with a certain level of intelligence and morality that 99% of women are incapable of meeting. My dog is easily more of a human than the average woman. It's loving and affectionate, and it fully understands what it wants (food playing fetch and a comfy place to nap) which is way more rational than women who couldn't tell you what they wanted to save their life

51 min later 8006784 Anonymous
>>8006731 >I find fat chicks as unappealing as you faggots Then what the FUCK are you complaining about, bitch?

51 min later 8006789 Anonymous
>>8006731 Well personally I'm thin because I eat a reasonable amount of food so I have zero sympathy for fat people.

53 min later 8006816 WackyRob
>>8006731 >>8006731 Most people who claim to have "fast metabolisms" A: have no understanding of what a metabolism actually is and B: actually just don't fucking eat very much food.

55 min later 8006841 Anonymous
>>8006665 I actually dated a girl just like that. She's a librarian, lives with her mom, only social interaction is online, constantly schticks to yaoi, and she's a kissless virgin. For the piece de resistance, she rejected me once she found out I'd gone down on a girl - she wants a 100% pure virgin husbando. Yes, I dated a gender-swapped /r9k/. The only thing missing was misandry.

1 hours later 8006940 Anonymous
>>8006841 w-w-where can i find this female's library?

1 hours later 8007014 Anonymous
>>8006841 >I actually dated a girl just like that. >DATED The very fact that you dated her means she wasn't as lonely as a lot of truly lonely men.

1 hours later 8007094 Anonymous
>>8006841 was she a qt? >constantly schticks to yaoi ehhhhh

1 hours later 8007102 Anonymous
>>8006816 I've been 130 lbs for the past 5 years, I get minimal exercise, and I used to eat tons of fast food. I eat more than my fat friends. I have no understanding of what a metabolism actually is but I've always been told I have a fast one.

1 hours later 8007108 Anonymous
I think you hang out with the uncool guys/nerds.

1 hours later 8007152 Anonymous
They have rejected love and people altogether, and if they're ever going to date anyone, it's not going to be a whiny manchild that posts feels on the chanz. Not trying to troll or anything, it's just the truth. You need a real man to get that qt out of her shell, a funny and assertive guy that gets her to talk and laugh and enjoy life.

1 hours later 8007158 Anonymous
>>8006940 West Virginia. Don't know if it's worth it, bro... >>8007014 Eh, she was on OKC - even serious robots get a spot of luck once in a blue moon.

1 hours later 8007208 Anonymous
>>8007158 >OKC Still incredibly easy for a girl to find guys there. She can just pick and choose between hundreds of suitors. A guy cannot.

1 hours later 8007230 Anonymous
>>8007152 Any guy that's funny and assertive wouldn't need to go through the effort of getting a qt out of her shell. I think it would be kind of cool to have an online qt. to share perpetual loneliness with though

1 hours later 8007236 Anonymous
>>8007208 A valuable guy can, just not you. >tfw friend of a guy that just can't date anyone because he'd be missing on too much pussy

1 hours later 8007250 Anonymous
>>8007102 this im 5'4 130 and eat way more than my taller friends and never gain any weight im sure itl catch up to me soon tho

1 hours later 8007256 Anonymous
They don't exist. Women cannot feel the same level of loneliness men can.

1 hours later 8007262 Anonymous
>>8007208 Considering I'm the first guy she dated in months and she hasn't had any luck since me, nearly 9 months later, I think you may be overestimating how much attention your counterparts get. No, she's not fat. She reminds me of Marigold from QC, but with better skin.

1 hours later 8007267 Anonymous
>>8007236 >A valuable guy can, just not you. No shit? We're talking about lonely men and women, you goddamn retard. A valuable guy will not be lonely... and a non-valuable girl will never be lonely either.

1 hours later 8007268 Anonymous
>>8007230 Hey, some extroverted guys really dig shy, nice girls. Or perhaps you just fall in love with a shy qt, who knows? And yeah, I guess it's a fine substitute to a real gf.

1 hours later 8007283 Anonymous
>>8007262 >I think you may be overestimating how much attention your counterparts get. Actually I made an okcupid account with the ugliest whale I could find and she still got over 10 messages in a single day.

1 hours later 8007345 Anonymous
The gender ratios state nothing about the age ratios of said genders.

1 hours later 8007357 Anonymous
>>8007268 I can understand that actually. I would love to have a more outgoing gf that would convince me to get out more and do exciting things, but I've already accepted that it will never happen. I have to be the one to initiate things and make decisions, which are the two things I am the worst at and hate doing the most.

1 hours later 8007367 Anonymous
>>8007283 What did you put in the profile? As in, did you make her out to be extremely sexually available?

1 hours later 8007388 Anonymous
>>8007345 This. There are real f.alone women (or women that just get pumped and dumped and never actually get in a loving relationship with anyone, just get used and IMO that's even worse) but they're usually old with saggy tits or a couple of kids.

1 hours later 8007413 Anonymous
>>8007357 I'm so sorry, anon, seems like you would've been a nice shy qt if you had been born with a pussy (nor trying to insult you or anything, just stating that you were unlucky). And qts like that exist but they are usually the strong, independent black and sassy kind of women, just like assertive and outgoing guys can be douches and dicks. :(

1 hours later 8007423 Anonymous
>>8006268 Awful idea. That kind of "solution" never works for people like that. It would become overrun with "normals" and the social/sexual competitive dogma of the real world would eventually make its way there, rendering it obsolete. It always happens, and there's no way to avoid it.

1 hours later 8007427 Anonymous
>>8007367 No I didn't. I just made her as boring as possible.

1 hours later 8007429 Anonymous
>grandmother was a single mom >alcoholic, stopped working at 25-30 >friend's cousin is a neet >huge bitch, probably schizophrenic There's a reason most of those women don't have boyfriends

1 hours later 8007435 Anonymous
>>8007423 > It would become overrun with "normals" This. Every /r9k/ group, site, get-together, whatever, ALWAYS gets invaded by /soc/ which proceeds to hijack it and turn it into a boring sit-around-sucking-attention-whore- cock shitfest.

1 hours later 8007437 WackyRob
>>8007388 Oh really? Is that how you fucking bitches see the world? You think nobody ever wanting to interact with you at all for any reason (what men who are forever alone deal with) isn't fucking as bad as having plenty of people give you attention and praise and gifts even if they just want to have sex with you (what women who are "forever alone" deal with)? Well let me just tell you, i'm pretty sure 100% of guys who feel like this would trade places in a heartbeat. I'm also sure 0% of women would ever want to deal with what men do

1 hours later 8007440 Anonymous
>>8007367 You fail to see that a woman simply CANNOT fail to get in a relationship. Failing as a woman in love is like failing to make cornflakes. A fucking retard could literally do it without messing up.

1 hours later 8007444 Anonymous
>>8007429 There are some nice but very shy and distrustful girls out there that can't get bfs due to their social anxiety or trust issues. Granted, they might be a small minority compared to the bitches that never end up marrying or being loved but they are still out there.

1 hours later 8007474 WackyRob
>>8007444 >can't get bfs due to their social anxiety or trust issues No. Why the fuck do you stupid cunts say this. The only thing preventing them from having a relationship is their won unwillingness to say "yes" when a guy asks.

1 hours later 8007488 Anonymous
>>8007437 You're still here? Stop trying dude, it's not going anywhere > >>8007413 >tfw your personality would be perfect for a grill but you're not attracted to dicks and therefore can't trap

1 hours later 8007494 Anonymous
>>8007474 >>8007437 Are you done now, Rob? angryrobotventingblox

1 hours later 8007523 Anonymous
>>8007488 Let him be, he must be Craig's slightly angrier brother. If it helps anon, a very ugly and short friend of mine, the shy one of the group, ended up dating a very nice qt and even though their relationship is over now they both were very happy while it lasted until the last weeks or something. Hope is the last thing to be lost!

1 hours later 8007528 WackyRob
>>8007488 >>8007494 >dude The hell are you talking about. I'm a girl. Didn't you know? Life is so tough being a girl. Today 5 guys offered to take me out on dates or be my boyfriend, but I could tell none of them actually loved me. Why is life so hard. Why can't anyone understand how lonely and sad I am

1 hours later 8007570 Anonymous
I just want a girl like that to cuddle, read, and grow intellectually with. I seriously have zero other standards.

1 hours later 8007674 Anonymous
>>8007523 That had to be cute as fuck. >>8007444 >bitches that never end up marrying or being loved They make me almost as sad as robots except that they were too arrogant to learn from their mistakes. I see so many girls going down that route and being cheated on or dumped time and time again, but saying something about it to them would just look like a pathetic attempt to get in their pants.

1 hours later 8007719 Anonymous
>>8007674 Indeed, worse of it all is that their friends end up lying to themselves and her and start talking about how all men are pigs and blablabla. Not really different from what we can see here with the whole bitches and whores routine, seems like unwanted and bitter people will always blame anyone but themselves for their failure in being loved and appreciated. I wonder if girls like those would like date guys like Rob, or viceversa.

1 hours later 8007845 Anonymous
>>8007719 >bitch about eachother's genders all day >constantly paranoid about the other partner cheating >insanely clean and organized apartment because they both think the other is incapable of getting things done >rabid hatesex >"This is all you want, you fucking pig!" >"This is all you deserve, you fucking whore!"

2 hours later 8007966 Anonymous
Fat chick logic: >chubby Chubby is a prerequisite to fat, so it technically works! >shapely A sphere is a shape, so it technically works! >curvy Spheres have a curve, so it technically chubby works >womanly/more woman than you can handle Greater than 250% normal woman mass, so it technically works! >hourglass The bottom half of the hourglass, so it technically works! >husky I get hoarse voiced when getting up off the couch, so it technically works! >thick w-w-well it's nicer than obese Did I miss any?

2 hours later 8008038 Anonymous
>>8007966 Some people just don't have shitty self-esteem. I find it weird but I guess good for them. Better than someone hating themself for being fat and believing that they're too shitty or lazy to lose weight

2 hours later 8008162 Anonymous
>>8006446 Being overweight, male or female, is unforgivable. If you're born with unattractive features, that's not an issue - you can't help the way you were born. Taking stock of that is fairly shallow. Being grossly overweight however, is a clear case of something diseased on the inside - lazy, gluttonous and weak willed. It is a sure sign that this person is a poor human overall.

2 hours later 8008190 Anonymous
Is that really true for most people? I'd say maybe 80% of the guys I know have gfs while only a few of the girls do... sometimes it seems like everything in my life is the opposite of /r9k/'s world.

2 hours later 8008255 Anonymous
>>8007845 It could be quite the sitcom

2 hours later 8008461 Anonymous (mta1422.jpg 1024x683 114kB)
ldeally, an increasingly sex-positive culture where promiscuous hookups are socially acceptable would benefit both men and women equally, but what happens is a minority of men getting crazy pussy while an increasing number of men are becoming involuntarily celibate. It is this way because women are becoming more 'empowered' and entitled, but men are to blame too, for putting pussy on the golden pedestal allowing this to happen.

2 hours later 8008570 Anonymous
>>8008461 It's that way because women can actually fuck who they want to fuck and a handful of guys are just lucky to get pussy for free and lots of it.

2 hours later 8008597 Anonymous
>>8008190 Robots are usually neets and hikis and barely go out, when they do they never get into social circles and don't understand how things really work. Pretty much every single one of my friends has had a gf at some point or has one know, there are no male virgins while I still know several virgin girls that are just waiting for the right guy, haven't had bfs either. I mean, guys are horny as fuck, of course they're gonna put emphasis on getting laid and of course they're gonna get what they want if they try hard enough.

2 hours later 8008627 Anonymous (1368502994372.png 264x400 27kB)
>>8008461 >tfw sexual liberation doesn't get you pity sex

2 hours later 8008660 Anonymous
>>8008597 ~13% of men ages 25 to 45 are virgins. Blown the fuck out, son.

2 hours later 8008682 Anonymous
>>8008660 Compared to the 20% of top men that are the only ones getting pussy? lol. That's a minority, it fits reality and I'm cool with it. Still 87% of guys get what they want and it's expected.

2 hours later 8008688 Anonymous
>>8008597 >>8008190 Idk how that works, my friends are relatively popular but since I was 13 all the girls we knew lost their virginity before they started fucking all my male friends. I've always been the only virgin in the group, but I've never met another female virgin my age since middle school.

2 hours later 8008714 Anonymous
>>8008682 Majority of guys may get laid once or twice, that's about it.

3 hours later 8008751 Anonymous
>>8008714 >majority of guys may get laid once or twice, that's about it. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Yes, anon, most guys are as much losers in that aspect as robots. We all know being a robot is being an average guy in today's society. lol. Tell me you were joking so I don't worry about you.

3 hours later 8008754 Anonymous
>>8006498 >The only solution is strict monogamy with strict slut shaming, which would force women to settle. Why would you want to be with someone who is given the choice of settling for you or being completely alone?

3 hours later 8008768 Anonymous
>>8008714 Nope, at least 80% of guys will likely have more than 8 from what I've seen in real life. Basically, if you get laid, you get laid. You either have it or you don't and people like us obviously don't.

3 hours later 8008791 Anonymous
>>8008754 Because that means they will settle for us

3 hours later 8008834 Anonymous
>>8008791 Yes, but why do you want a wife who hates you?

3 hours later 8008860 Anonymous
>>8008714 thats pretty unrealistic, I'd say the lower 40-50 percentile get laid in such low amounts. the rest get loads'a'pussy in college. remember that the majority of people go to parties and fuck women all the time when they're in their teens. which is why you see movies called "17 again" and see people talking about getting laid in highschool. we're in the lower 10% where we are not going to get laid. I'm sorry to say it but we should just give up and focus on our lives, if we do find that someone then that's fine but we're rejects of society from birth until we prove otherwise. I know its fucked, I know it shouldn't be this way, but theres nothing we can do. its how the world wants to work. and thats that.

3 hours later 8008873 Anonymous
>>8008834 May as well ask women in their 30s who demand that some beta settle for them why they'd want a husband that hates them.

3 hours later 8008874 Anonymous
>>8008834 Because she's better than no one at all, which is actually a possibility for some people on here, including myself

3 hours later 8008910 Anonymous
>>8008860 That was so depressing, I almost cried. These feels.

3 hours later 8008941 Anonymous
>>8008874 I don't think that's true, anon. Have you never witnessed a completely shitty marriage?

3 hours later 8008985 Anonymous
>>8008873 Nah, I don't speak to people like that, they will never make sense or see logic. You're right though, I might, otherwise.

3 hours later 8008995 Anonymous
They walk among us, robot.

3 hours later 8009009 Anonymous (irl lain.jpg 480x640 65kB)
I was thinking much of the same thing myself OP. so many potentially awesome girls out there but, they are all shut in... FUCK THIS UNIVERSE.

3 hours later 8009067 Anonymous
>>8008941 Of course, my parents. But I still think that all the resentment and frustration and animosity and whatnot would be better than nothing. And by nothing, I mean nothing. No girl even faking or forcing any type of affection for you. All you would have is the regret that you never experienced anything like it, and that's a whole different kind of pain, a worse one in my opinion.

3 hours later 8009073 Anonymous
>>8008928 I'd say around half the people in the world are going to live a totally normal life where they sleep with maybe 4 or 5 different people in their entire life. then there's an upper 20% who get laid all the time until they settle down. then around 10% get literally nothing, boys and girls(yes there are girl betas, and no not all of them are hambeasts, just most.) the last 10% is left to go towards either side, if they try hard enough. think of it like this, you see bronies and redditors spewing their memes and acting out like retards. thats the lower percent, they already accepted their fate. then theres r9k, some are in that lower 10% but some aren't, some are willing to try if they already haven't. the proof being that most people here will not date a fat woman no matter what. even if its guaranteed. that is the separation >>8008910 whats the point of crying when no one will hear it? make yourself stronger and do what you can to help yourself. do what you can to make it on top, win the game you were destined to lose, Sisyphus

3 hours later 8009213 Anonymous
>>8009073 Yeah, man up, be alpha, tryhard 2014, I try to think that. I really do, I actually am putting effort into my life. But there's those moments when reality kicks you in the balls and you know that you will never be able to follow through with some of your ambitions no matter how hard you try. Life has no rules dictating that you get rewarded if you try hard, that good things happen if you're a good person, or that everyone can be what they want. It's hard to tell the game is fucked when you're doing good at it, but some people get screwed and some people are screwed from the start, that's just how it works

3 hours later 8009250 Anonymous
>>8009009 >irl lain.jpg I....I....I love you

3 hours later 8009253 Vyro P. Dragon III
tbh the only reason I ever find a woman unattractive is if they're fat or if they cheat on their boyfriends lowstandards/10

3 hours later 8009273 Anonymous
>>8009067 I can see where you're coming from. I'm also almost completely certain that if you had a horrible, shitty gf for a while, you'd change your mind and agree with me. I'm pretty sure you can land an awful gf, you should try. You could downgrade that pain.

3 hours later 8009370 Anonymous
>>8009273 Unfortunately even that isn't easy for everybody. Horrible, shitty gf's tend to want boyfriends who aren't horrible or shitty, at least in appearance and social personality. I honestly would gladly take a bad relationship any chance I can get, the only requirement for me is that she isn't fat. I'm just shallow like that.

6 hours later 8011728 Anonymous
>>8006545 I'm perfect at least a 8 and have no gf. I don't seem to be able to figure out why. Try me, I've got everything fucking going for me, but girls just never seemed into me (well one time) even thought I'm good looking, rich and well educated. Haha I actually wish that chart was true

6 hours later 8011792 Anonymous
I have literally never met a girl that has never had a boyfriend. I have met tons of guys who haven't. How does this happen.

6 hours later 8011903 Anonymous
>live in town with 93:100 M:F ratio >most males are still single

6 hours later 8011943 Anonymous
>>8011792 Most guys are heterosexual. They don't really want boyfriends.

6 hours later 8011946 Anonymous
>>8006653 i hope one day you wont be fat

6 hours later 8011973 Anonymous
>>8011943 he hah. ur a funny guy anon. i think i'll kill u last

7 hours later 8012609 Anonymous (images.jpg 290x174 6kB)
>>8011973 remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied.

9 hours later 8013620 Anonymous (1345671266666[1].jpg 494x605 66kB)
>convert to Hasidic Judaism >the Rabbi arranges a virgin wife for you, no dating bullshit, you just get married >forbidden from socializing with other men in public, must keep her hair covered as well >no such thing as divorce, together forever.

9 hours later 8013639 Anonymous (ucb_108_sheet_v6.jpg 480x360 50kB)
>>8013620 There's something to this, there really is. But, would the community really take care of a carpet-bagging convert like that? I doubt it, but I'd love to be wrong. It'd even be worth learning Hebrew. Also, you forgot: >have sex through a hole in a sheet

10 hours later 8013693 Anonymous
>>8013639 And Yiddish. For the Hasidic at least.

10 hours later 8013695 Anonymous
>>8013639 Doesn't matter, have sex.

10 hours later 8013733 Anonymous
>>8006089 >How do we find them Why would you want to? They're probably CHOOSE to be lonely because their standards are so god damned high You think they'd ever go for someone like you?

10 hours later 8013796 Anonymous
>>8013620 it's funny how islam is 100% like this yet everybody bashes islam.. :)

10 hours later 8013870 Anonymous
>>8013796 Come on, it's not funny to you. You already know what kind of influence Jews have on Western society

11 hours later 8014204 Anonymous
>>8006374 Good morning. Glad to see the thread is still alive. >>8006123 >Through online forums dedicated to niche topics. >>8006431 >Internet. Not even kidding. What if not interested in any "online" relationships. How to find these girls *locally*? I wonder about local dating sites, but I'm more or less too terrified/repulsed to try that (the whole meat shop aspect. Trying to market yourself and compete with other's profiles). And so wouldn't my female equivalent also not want to be doing that? What sort of niche topics? And how to even get interested in such topics... The only forums I really browse are technical ones and there are rarely females there. >>8006444 >>Just keep going out and meeting new people and eventually you'll run into a girl who is also out meeting people but would much rather be home alone. Like you. Yeah that's common advice... But counter intuitive. If I want a girl similar to me, she really is not going to be "out" meeting people. Or if she is, then she's keeping her head down and getting out of that situation as fast as possible with no thoughts of anything else. Like I would be. >>8006499 Some guys like chubbies. Some guys don't. Some are assholes, some aren't. >>8006841 Libraries! I gotta try libraries.

11 hours later 8014237 Anonymous
>>8006268 There already is such a site. And it's empty. Hurr durr what's competition research!?!?!?

11 hours later 8014266 Anonymous
>>8014237 What's it called then?

11 hours later 8014286 Anonymous
>>8011728 1) You are not perfect 2) You are not 8/10. More likely 5/10 3) If you were 8/10, you would get girls fucking you all day, erry day You are shit

11 hours later 8014315 Anonymous
Holy shit OP I know exactly what you mean, I've been on nights out with big groups of guys and women. With the guys it's usually one in the group has a girlfriend, with the girls it's usually one who's single. Are all the single girls sitting in their rooms waiting for something to happen?

11 hours later 8014316 Anonymous
>>8007966 God I hate fate people. Fat women are the worst. I mean, seriously, I hate them with passion. "Shapely", ugh, that makes me want to throw up. I seriously would have no problems with all fat people being sent to concentration camps. They are worse than jews. And yes, if you have a "beer belly" you are a fucking fat bastard. Lazy shit with no willpower.

11 hours later 8014329 Anonymous
>>8013733 >out with group of guys and girls >all the girls sitting in club with us waiting for the hottest guy in group to talk to them >he picks one to go off and dance >rest of the women don't even bother when the other guys try to talk to them and just sit staring at him for the rest of the night >mfw they'd rather wait for their turn to be ploughed by someone good looking than lower their standards for a night Sometimes you gotta learn to take what you can get.

12 hours later 8014367 Anonymous
>>8009253 Not wanting a fat girlfriend are not low standards. Your standards are pretty high for a loser r9ker

12 hours later 8014428 Anonymous
>>8014367 is it still high standards if a thin guy wants a thin girlfriend? it often seems it is, which I just don't get. Maybe fatness is just the main negative female trait, and main negative male trait is something else (being socially retarded?)

12 hours later 8014531 Anonymous
>>8014266 Maybe he's talking about anonidate. There is a site for cuddle partner hookups, which I'd imagine would appeal to female robots who want something more than just alpha cock but know they can't simply get a bf, but would like someone to cuddle with. http://www.cuddlecomfort.com/Chad But seriously try this shit, I keep posting about it here whenever the subject comes up. You can also as my Chad Thundercock sockpuppet as a friend.

12 hours later 8014550 Anonymous (4etl.jpg 956x1599 52kB)
>>8014316 >tfw fat belly fetish >tfw fit guy with almost-abs

12 hours later 8014602 Anonymous
>>8014531 Thanks, I'll take a look at them sometime.

12 hours later 8014674 Anonymous (1371425808367.jpg 640x480 34kB)
>>8014550 you and me we are the same >get in here and feel with me

13 hours later 8014719 Anonymous
The ones that don't have boyfriends are whores that duck everything that moves.

13 hours later 8014745 Anonymous (1336640390.jpg 500x375 90kB)
>>8014719 >tfw never been ducked

13 hours later 8014761 Anonymous (1373120581257.jpg 251x242 11kB)
>>8006499 just lose some weight you fat disguisting cunt

13 hours later 8014797 Anonymous (1157958492.jpg 1280x862 173kB)
>>8014674 I know that soft cushy feel bro

13 hours later 8014831 Anonymous (image.jpg 450x281 37kB)
>qt3.14 here >tfw no bf

13 hours later 8014879 Anonymous
>>8014831 how do we find you? where do you hide? what do you do all day?

13 hours later 8014893 Anonymous
>>8006422 ive had this experience too many times. usually i message them for another 1-2 days, then i ninja the fuck outta there

13 hours later 8014907 Anonymous (artworks-000026630195-6j67c4-crop.jpg 348x400 45kB)
>>8006422 >It's okay baby. I don't care if you're fat. >We can cuddle more :3 >fem anon: oh thanks <3 >"fem anon has went offline" >Uninstall skype >Never look back NOPE

13 hours later 8014940 Anonymous
>>8006422 I have one of these.. but she's just so.. You know, for a guy that has never even been close to a girl it feels quite awesome that a girl actually wants my dick inside her. I think im gonna waste some money on going and tap dat ass at least once before i move on.

13 hours later 8014952 Anonymous
>>8006499 Goddamn it, how hard can it be? Im a virgin guy. I run 4 miles every other day, and go to the gym 3 times a week. Get a grip for fucks sake.

13 hours later 8014962 Anonymous (1360333099902.jpg 250x250 23kB)
>>8014831 picture otherwise you're fat

13 hours later 8014973 Anonymous
>>8006208 Contradictio in terminis

13 hours later 8015004 Anonymous
>>8014952 I'm not defending fat people, as being more than a couple pounds overweight is a problem, but not everybody shares your desire of running and lifting weights. Especially when people say shit like "man must see what his body is capable of" (by forcing himself to exercise and eat a bland diet), that's retarded. Chubby women/men demanding a fit partner, however, is also retarded.

13 hours later 8015027 Anonymous
>>8014831 >qt3.14 keep telling yourself that, it might work

14 hours later 8015055 Anonymous
>>8006422 I'm the girl in this situation. There is this guy i get along with insanely well. He said he fell for me and i did for him. The issue? I'm a landwhale. I told him that i said he would find me tolook disgusting He told me not to exagerrate and show a picture. I once again told him i really am a hideous hamplanet and we should just remain friends and not ruin the friendship. He insisted i send him one.. Eventually i did and ge responded "wow..you're really fat i thought you were joking.." And he stopped talking to me because now he doesn't even want to be friends since he apparently hates fat girls..

14 hours later 8015087 Anonymous
>>8007250 holy fuck I am also 130lbs for the longest time. I'm 5'11" and eat junk/fast food and drink soda like no tomorrow. I sit on my ass all day. Why is it that people tend to just hover over the 130lb range?

14 hours later 8015134 Anonymous
>>8015055 Just work out. I'm not saying you'll become some skinny barbie, but you'll look toned and "curvy" instead of an unhealthy fat. I'd rather be fat than short any day. If there was a way for me to get taller, I'd be fucking do anything to achieve it

14 hours later 8015153 Anonymous
>>8006407 Fucking Chad... Thunderblox

14 hours later 8015209 Anonymous
>>8015134 I'm working on it and i wish i had done so sooner but i liked my videogames and didn't care about the surrounding real world.. Now i regret it so much. I lost 23 kilos so far but still have a long way to go. By the time i am a decent size i will have enough extra skin to wrap twice around me and i'd still be hideous. And then even if i get surgery for it i'd have major scars and still some stretchmarks. So i gave up the hope of any guy ever loving me. Now i'm just losing weight to hopefully life longer so i have more time to hide in my house and play games.

14 hours later 8015211 Anonymous
>>8006089 My Sister's one of those people I guess >Has not so much as had a lengthy conversation with a guy she is not related to, for around 5 years now >Burning hatred of sluts, constantly rants about the sluts at her school to me >However also slut shames guys from time to time, hates the way guys take their shirts off in public, and claims they're just being attentionwhores >Doesn't shower frequently >Does not care for fashion at all, or following clothing trends >Rarely leaves her room, spends most her time studying or reading >Is extremely anti feminist, at some points when she forgets how hypocritical it is, she even goes anti-first wave feminism >Highly intelligent, has a passion for maths and the sciences >Knows how to cook and bake >tfw my sister is pretty much most of /r9k/'s ideal waifu

14 hours later 8015219 Anonymous
>>8015209 ** live Sorry i suck at English

14 hours later 8015253 Anonymous
>>8015087 Eating junk food won't make you fat it'll give you malnourishment. People who are fat eat fuckloads.

14 hours later 8015291 Anonymous
>>8015209 You lost 50lbs? That's pretty impressive though. How big were you originally..? Anyway atleast you're making the effort. stretch marks/scars disappear if you tone and keep working out. It's how most women still maintain a flat smooth stomach after pregnancy. Basically, just don't give up

14 hours later 8015396 Anonymous
>>8015291 I was 143 kilo's i am now 120 kilo's And i am 1,89m So i'll reach my goal eventually but it will take forever

15 hours later 8015450 Anonymous
>>8015396 >6'2 God damn woman

15 hours later 8015480 Anonymous
>>8015396 Holy shit. You are kidding me. >143kg >1,89m

15 hours later 8015527 Anonymous
>>8015396 I think your problem is you really need a fucking giant man dude to date, and they just aren't that common compared to regular men. They'd most likely have to be taller than you. so, 6'4ft+ They'd most likely have to be heavier in terms of muscle mass than you, so bear mode. Good luck

15 hours later 8015557 Anonymous
>>8015450 I'm from the land of the giants. >>8015480 Nope i know plenty of people fatter and taller then me but when i go to different countries i feel like i am related to hagrid from harry potter. >>8015527 It's sad because when i post a picture of my face alone i get 8 or 9 ratings. Full body shot? 1 or 2 ratings i wish i wouldn't have wasted my good face features like i did but its too late now.

15 hours later 8015562 Anonymous
>meet girl on forum >she's sweet, apparently home schooled >plays vidya, her favorite being SotC >tells me she pretended Aggro was her brother >meet her after 3 years of wanting to see each other >incredibly shy and hides behind her mother before she gets comfortable >visit every few months >take her innocence This girl never left the house, she was probably going to marry some boring white guy. She's the best thing to happen to me though. There really are girls who are completely introverted. If you're really that desperate, try online.

15 hours later 8015589 Anonymous
>>8015562 for the love of god, tell me what sort of forum? just some vidja forum? any more advice for a fellow robot to find a similar girl? you're living the/my dream bro oh I am a boring white guy tho

15 hours later 8015595 Anonymous
>>8011728 I know that feel bro I try to ask people for advice and they just get confused because apparently "women should just be throwing themselves at you." Shit I tell stories of some of my spectacular rejections on /r9k/ and even robots feel bad for me. I've had people think I'm lying or trolling or whatever because surely it's impossible for a human to be so cruel So I just went hermit mode and stopped getting haircuts and shaving and grooming and also put on like 50 pounds so I look like shit now. It's easier to deal with when you're viscerally repulsive instead of having people tell you how amazing you are and therefore implying there's some mysterious repulsiveness about you But yeah anyway. Rich, attractive incel brofist

15 hours later 8015598 Anonymous
>>8015396 Seems like you got the bearmode genes, which work well only on males. To be attractive, you will have to work harder than most women, especially given your current state. But there is demand for tall, fit women, so there is a point.

15 hours later 8015603 Anonymous
>>8014952 >I run 4 miles every other day, and go to the gym 3 times a week. I just run every other day, I hate going to the gym, to many people there, and I am not an assertive person.

15 hours later 8015622 Anonymous
How bad is it if I want to go to an Anime Convention in the hopes of finding a gf? My only time trying, I spent a day talking on and off to this girl at a vidya game tournament booth, only to have had her boyfriend right next to her the whole time. When I asked for her number, he laughed, and at the time I didnt know why. But she did give me her facebook, so when I added her, I saw she was in a relationship, and it was with the guy who was next to us. Granted I'm much more in shape, and plan do build muscle over the rest of the summer, but still. I'm really shy, and tense up around girls.

15 hours later 8015624 Anonymous
>>8006089 >How do we find them and what do they do all day? There are potential qt.s going to waste, and they might not be shallow, annoying whores. Go to Taiwan, China, and South Korea. You'll find plenty of them.

15 hours later 8015644 Anonymous
>>8015589 Honestly, any forum where you can get obvious attention, the time I met her she was (and still is) trying to get away from trauma she experienced. There's a reason why these girls are introverted, anon. If you really want to win the hearts of one of these girls, you have to let them open up to you and gain their trust.

15 hours later 8015648 Anonymous
>>8015562 >>incredibly shy and hides behind her mother before she gets comfortable HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHH You lucky bastard you. Is she qt?

15 hours later 8015666 Anonymous
>>8015648 She's fucking beautiful, she's probably about 5'6, with green eyes that are sometimes grey. Brunette. She had really poor self esteem but we're working on that together.

15 hours later 8015670 Anonymous
>>8015589 >any more advice for a fellow robot to find a similar girl? >>8015622 >How bad is it if I want to go to an Anime Convention in the hopes of finding a gf? Instead of Anime Convention, why don't you go to China, Taiwan, or South Korea? Seriously, 99.9% of girls in America are feminists. You want a loving girlfriend, go to China, Taiwan, or South Korea.

15 hours later 8015675 Anonymous
>>8015644 >any forum where you can get obvious attention can you clarify that? you just mean somewhere that isn't a total sausage fest? Thanks for the advice, I really mean it.

15 hours later 8015680 Anonymous
>>8015666 Grats man. May I ask what kind of forum you met her on?

15 hours later 8015685 Anonymous
>>8015670 >Instead of Anime Convention, why don't you go to China, Taiwan, or South Korea? Seriously, 99.9% Becasue i can barely afford to go to an anime convention thats fucking 2 hours away, none the less traverse the fucking ocean.

15 hours later 8015692 Anonymous
>>8015622 It's not a bad idea. You have instant common ground and it really saves a lot of time and trouble up front, rather than dating a girl for awhile and finding out she hates anime and vidya and thinks you're a huge faggot even though she knew up front and even pretended/tried to like it to be with you and them you're both miserable and break up and you realize you wasted your best college years in an unfulfilling relationship that was doomed before it started instead of actually going our and meetin people. But yeah. You still kinda have to be "alpha" and outgoing and assertive though.

15 hours later 8015713 Anonymous
>>8015692 >rather than dating a girl for awhile and finding out she hates anime and vidya and thinks you're a huge faggot even though she knew up front and even pretended/tried to like it to be with you and them you're both miserable and break up and you realize you wasted your best college years in an unfulfilling relationship that was doomed before it started instead of actually going our and meetin people. Something tells me I missed something here. >But yeah. You still kinda have to be "alpha" and outgoing and assertive though. I dont know, I'm not good at being assertive, and there are times when start trembling if I feel its getting dangerous. Still, I'll try. The convention isnt till late october,so I'm gonna try and work out hard. I still need a better paying job, I live with my mom. Shit is mad depressing.

15 hours later 8015734 Anonymous
>>8015675 Pretty much anywhere where you can tell its actually a girl, which is pretty hard anywhere. If she can express her feelings or get the attention that she craves from another human being. Fuck, I bet there's some on /r9k/ to be honest. >>8015680 You really want to know where I met her? I met her on Gaia. I never like admitting it, but yeah. That was a few years back when I was starting to browse /v/.

15 hours later 8015784 Anonymous (taipeigamers.jpg 580x401 95kB)
>>8015589 >tell me what sort of forum? Any forum, especially forums where Taiwanese, Chinese, and South Korean girls congregate.

16 hours later 8015822 Anonymous
>>8015734 Thanks for your insights. I wish you all the best in life *cheers*. >>8015784 mmkay, asians, I get it. I'm not all the struck on asian looks tbh, or those I do find attractive are probably the 9-10/10s. somehow I think I've got to break out of only visiting technical and programming forums...

16 hours later 8015976 Anonymous
>>8015784 Not everyone likes asians mate. I personally find the majority to look ugly and the ones i find attractive had surgery/makeup/photoshop to look white. I was more looking where to find a euro qt.

17 hours later 8016598 Anonymous
Kek feminist brah

17 hours later 8016984 Anonymous
>>8015734 So much poon on gaia.

18 hours later 8017163 Anonymous
>>8016984 where the fuck does a 25 year old go though. I'd feel like a pedo on there.

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