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2013-07-31 12:29 8005908 Anonymous (1363861976806.jpg 500x442 71kB)
Ohgod. I started working on a novel a few days ago. I realised the actual meaning of life. I let my hands control my writing, not thinking what it could do. It is in there. Im so fucking scared should i kill myself right now?

2 min later 8005941 Anonymous
No. Just keep writing.

5 min later 8005977 Anonymous
>>8005941 I'm going to die if i do so the voices in my head tell me so.

5 min later 8005981 Anonymous
>implying anyone will read your edgy Kerouac rip-off novel

7 min later 8006006 Anonymous
>>8005981 >Implying im even thinking about getting it published

9 min later 8006026 MJ Mage
>>8005977 TELL US THE MEANING OF LIFE WE MUST KNOW! is it 42?

10 min later 8006043 Anonymous
>>8006026 I'm going to die if i do.

11 min later 8006044 Anonymous (image.jpg 300x300 18kB)
>this thread Just delete your op and start over

13 min later 8006066 MJ Mage
>>8006043 Well your life isn't really worth keeping the secret from us. It's a sacrifice I am willing to make

14 min later 8006076 Anonymous
I bet OP's novel is full of shitty tryhard prose, clunky adjectives and cliches.

14 min later 8006077 Anonymous
>>8006066 The voices won't stop but they keep typing on. I'm scared.

16 min later 8006100 Anonymous
Post the novel to pastebin.

19 min later 8006142 Anonymous
SRK

21 min later 8006161 Anonymous
>>8005908 Srsly. Like, srsly?

24 min later 8006185 Anonymous
>>8005908 pls post pls respond

34 min later 8006320 Anonymous
In a world of edgy tryhards and shitty Young Adult John Green fuckers, the only thing acceptable is satire. If your writing contains the meaning of life and it attempts anything that would suggest a value to art, it will be a failure. This isn't the 1800's, fuccboi

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