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2013-07-30 11:16 8004953 Anonymous (feelsomnia.gif 633x758 20kB)
Is there a fucking easy way to kill oneself? I wanted to take barbituates but they seem impossible to get a hold of. I'm too poor for a gun and I'd have to actually work and save up for one. I wish I could just press a button and turn my life off.

0 min later 8004964 Fandroid
helium bag whatever.

1 min later 8004971 Anonymous
Chug some bleach.

2 min later 8004982 Anonymous
If you cant even figure out how to kill yourself you should probably just kill yourself m8

2 min later 8004989 Anonymous
>>8004953 Best way to kill yourself is to wait. That way, there's a chance you'll have fun, eat good food, see interesting things, whatever. I'm doing that right now and it's definitely less painful than jumping off a bridge.

4 min later 8005015 Anonymous
Easy as fuck way >wait for cold ass night >chug some alcohol >take a cold shower >go outside nude >lay down and go asleep you'll feel nothing and survival is only possible if someone finds you

6 min later 8005036 Anonymous
>>8004953 If you live alone you CAN pull it off. Carbon Monoxide poisoning You search for a rather small room and duct tape all the possible areas that could leak air and insides you put a grill with glowing natural charcoal. Too bad i don't have either a car nor do i live alone.

6 min later 8005048 Anonymous
>>8004953 >easy way to kill oneself? If it's the last thing you will do in your life, surely you can put at least some effort into it?

17 min later 8005186 Anonymous
I bought a gun online (I live in a country were its impossible to get a gun). I plan on taking a bus to a large forest park, hike deep into the woods and shoot myself in the middle of nowhere. I like the idea of just silently and quietly dieing in a place where no one will find me. Its the last thing you'll ever do OP don't fuck it up. Taking pills or slitting your wrists will not work.

20 min later 8005222 Anonymous
i would suggest you leave the shithole that is american first, pay for an international trip with credit cards if that doesnt change your view of existence, then you can use an exit bag when you get back but it probably will save you

20 min later 8005224 Anonymous
>>8005186 I too want to do it in the forest Wish I didn't have to leave such a mess though...

21 min later 8005230 Anonymous
>>8005222 >pay for an international trip with credit cards You apparently have no idea how credit works, so why should I listen to you?

22 min later 8005258 Anonymous
>that feel when nowdays you can't even wildcamp anymore because of all the rangers >tfw it is even illegal to be homeless Fucking facist world we live in. And it is all due to the amount of people there are on this World. The more people there are on Earth, the less worth they are.

23 min later 8005265 Anonymous
>>8005230 you mean you cant buy international plane tickets with a visa card? oh wait, you can. also cash advances etc fuckoff asshole suicide apologist

25 min later 8005299 Anonymous
been there bro...not sure what to tell you other than just be until you dont feel that way. Get help, unless you're trolling, then also get help.

26 min later 8005323 Anonymous
>>8004989 genius, excellent response

29 min later 8005375 Anonymous
>Get plastered >Jump off bridge Even if you survive from the fall, you'll drowned not in pain due to being drunk.

30 min later 8005388 Anonymous
>>8005375 drowning would be a terrible way to go, drunk or not

32 min later 8005417 Anonymous (1315566236890 (1).png 260x510 150kB)
>>8005388 How do you know? Apparently when the water fills your lungs up and you lose consciousness, it's peaceful. Then again, how would I know?

34 min later 8005443 Anonymous
I'm 20 stories up, yeah I'm up at the top, I'll polish off this bottle, now it's pushing me off, Asphalt to me has never looked so soft >just jump off a tall building already.

35 min later 8005454 Anonymous
hate myself, hate my life. tried to get job for a year after uni, couldnt do it because no experience/no internships/shit gpa (from being depressed all 5 years it took me to graduate, fuck). 24 yrs old, virgin. fuck it. >remember those funny as fuck shit-story threads? good times

38 min later 8005501 Anonymous
>>8004953 http://lostallhope.com/suicide-meth ods/statistics-most-lethal-methods you will find one here. I would jump from a height

41 min later 8005538 Anonymous
>>8005501 This confirms for me that Carbon Monoxide is the best method. As that site doesn't consider the fact that you have to overcome your surivival instincts that triggers all sort of further emotions first before pulling it through properly. With Carbon Monoxide you basically trick your own body.

44 min later 8005581 Anonymous
>>8004953 I feel you bro, I really do. I'm planning on doing it in a month. I'm going to drown myself. I hope the river I'm planning on doing it in is deep enough otherwise it will be a bit more challenging as I need to find a large lake and rent a car first.

46 min later 8005603 Anonymous
>>8005581 >I hope the river I'm planning on doing it in is deep enough To elaborate, the river is deep enough in some areas but I'm not sure about where I'm going to do it. It's definitely very wide and I'm almost sure it's at least 2.5-3m deep. The though of non-existence and feeling no pain fills me with joy.

47 min later 8005605 Anonymous
>>8005538 >>8005501 I wish I had someone to do it with.

48 min later 8005619 Anonymous
>>8005538 >Carbon Monoxide You need to get hold of it first. It's kind of a hassle.

49 min later 8005631 Anonymous
>>8005443 Such a shit group but I love that song

53 min later 8005670 Anonymous
>>8005501 How does shooting yourself in the head with a shotgun take 1.7 minutes to kill you? Also, I was planning on overdosing on drugs, but now that looks like a shitty way to do it.

59 min later 8005737 Anonymous
>>8005619 You know that Carbon Monoxide is produced from incomplete combustion? There are always accidents each year when people put their grills inside their house and close the windows. They fall asleep and won't wake up anymore. Well ofc it is only speculation that those were accidents, but you gotta assume it because no suicide note left behind.

1 hours later 8005786 Anonymous
>>8005619 I'm pretty sure the vast majority of carbon monoxide suicides are done with charcoal, and maybe cars in garages if that's carbon monoxide, I can't remember.

1 hours later 8005797 Anonymous
>>8005737 Yeah but you'd want to be 100% positive that it will work otherwise you will be left with permanent brain damage. You must really do your homework if you insist on using CO - this can be a bit of a hassle too.

1 hours later 8005883 Anonymous
>>8005797 Well, unless you buy a detector for CO-concentration, there is no way to make it sure. But anyways, it doesn't work for me anyways, because no car and own flat.

1 hours later 8005985 Anonymous
>>8005883 How would you commit suicide?

2 hours later 8006691 Anonymous
Go to a place where you can take a tour out on the ocean. Ask the guide to take you to some sharks (preferably tiger). Jump in

2 hours later 8006879 Anonymous
>>8005985 Well, i have discovered CO-method back in 2006 or so, when i searched for methods and i am still stuck to this method. But the more i think about it, the more unrealistic it becomes. I have been thinking of a tent. There was a reported case of suicide 2 years ago, in which 3 girls used a tent with a grill insides to go over the edge. However you must buy the right tent. A one that is not so breathable, and here i face a problem. There are barely no one-walled tent i could find, atleast none that aren't priced extremly high. Then i have thought about dying from heat stress. Anyways, the most realistic scenario is me dying on the streets from either hunger/exhaustion, getting beaten to death or from hypothermia.

2 hours later 8007056 Anonymous
>>8006879 Why not drowning/jumping ?

2 hours later 8007238 Anonymous
Exit bag it You need enough money to buy a helium tank, tubing, and a bag. That's it.

2 hours later 8007296 Anonymous
do you live in America? I'm not sure about the laws in every state but I know in my state (Michigan) you don't need any license or permit to own a long gun (rifle or shotgun). You can buy shotguns at Wal-Mart if you're over 18. Your state probably has similar laws. I honestly don't see how there are so many people on 4chan asking how to kill themselves when most of them live in America. it's so easy to off yourself here

3 hours later 8007532 Anonymous
>>8005417 drowning is a slow death which you know you can save yourself (swim up and reach air) You can't just ready yourself for the panic your brain will put you in. It's a strong reaction, you know, self preservation. Suicidal or not. Better to do it quicker than drowning.

3 hours later 8007543 Anonymous
>>8007296 I'm from Europe unfortunately.

3 hours later 8007553 Anonymous
>>8007532 I'm going for drowning as it's my only option.

3 hours later 8007614 Anonymous
Hydrogen sulfide It's pretty easy to make, and you can get the chemical anywhere.

3 hours later 8007619 Anonymous
Order datura seeds at your local flower shop grind them make tea with them drink the whole thing die

3 hours later 8007637 Anonymous
>>8007543 what country? ioseijblox

3 hours later 8007657 Anonymous
>>8007637 Can't tell, sorry. I have friends who visit here.

3 hours later 8007668 Anonymous
Why rush death, you only do it once, and everyone gets to do it anyways. Might at as well wait it out and do some crazy shit youve always wanted to do, go get drunk and fuck everything you want.

3 hours later 8007727 Anonymous
>>8007668 >Might at as well wait it out and do some crazy shit youve always wanted to do, go get drunk and fuck everything you want. That's not how depression works

3 hours later 8007884 Anonymous
>>8007668 There's no joy in life anymore. We've been over this, you know why one wants to end it.

3 hours later 8007885 Anonymous
>>8005230 No company will give a credit card to someone with no job. All of them have income requirements now, and the limits of the cards have dropped. I looked into it recently, most require documentation of at least 10-15K earnings a year just to get a starter card with 500-1000 dollar limit.

3 hours later 8007893 Anonymous
>>8007727 Ok, think about just a few years ago when there wasnt nearly as much stuff to go out and do. People had to fight daily for survival for food/clothing/housing. We have it made, you have the ability to go out and do anything, do some of it.

3 hours later 8007908 Anonymous
>>8007885 find a loan shark who you dont care about

3 hours later 8008009 Anonymous
I'm gonna go rob some stores and see if the police will do me in.

3 hours later 8008028 Anonymous
Suicide is like sex for robots, we discuss it the whole time, but nobody does it. Just fuck off, if you want help or seek attention. Hope this boring threads with the standard 5 an hero methods will be b& soon.

3 hours later 8008206 Anonymous
>>8007893 When you are depressed, you don't want to do anything. You just want life to stop. Sadly, I'm afraid of pain/fucking things up to where I become a vegetable.

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