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2013-07-30 10:55 8004679 Anonymous (th.jpg 480x336 16kB)
>tfw parents kicking me out Here's my plan >backpack >1 pair of jeans >1 pair of boxers >hoodie >knife >$400 >8 ball of meth >2 man tent I'm just going to start riding my fixed gear bike south until I make it to California. Pray i don't get raped, shot, or stabbed. >pic related: it's muh bike

3 min later 8004722 Anonymous
Well I'm not going to say it's a bad idea, but.. Why is that all you're taking?

3 min later 8004731 Anonymous
>OP rides his shitty fixed gear about 5 miles out of town before realizing fixed gears are useless after you are 12 >Gets stopped by cops at some point and they find loads of cash plus meth >Get arrested for being a suspected dealer At least you will have a home in prison.

4 min later 8004743 Anonymous
Sell your meth for more money. You're gonna need it.

5 min later 8004748 Anonymous
Why would you go to California? Everything is more expensive here.

13 min later 8004854 Anonymous
Why California? You won't find anything better there

14 min later 8004863 Anonymous
OP, come to Pennsylvania, West Virginia, or Ohio. Shit is cheap here. Maybe you can take a gray hound bus.

14 min later 8004864 Anonymous
>>8004748 >>8004854 >tent He's probably going to hoof it in a state park.

17 min later 8004899 Anonymous
>>8004864 Food is still going to be expensive as hell.

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