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2013-07-30 10:24 8004278 Syph Syph##ccsdian33 (3425825831_9987ff0c64.jpg 400x300 76kB)
Hello robots, I was going to post this on /b/ but I don't really go there any more and you guys are far less juvenile. Anyway I have a bet...I bet you all one internet that I can make any address in the south of England the most famous address in the UK by Friday evening (19:00 GMT). 72 decides what the address I make famous is.

1 min later 8004292 hh-a
please leave this site. Dont go to b dont come here. dont go anywhere else. we dont care. no one cares. make this a slightly better shithole and off yourself. yours, lurker from r9k.

1 min later 8004306 Syph Help##
mfw auto type

2 min later 8004309 Anonymous
>>8004292 You're not a lurker. And OP are you planning to slaughter a house full of virgin females or something?

2 min later 8004311 Anonymous
Oh god a serial killer is in our midst.

3 min later 8004333 Syph
>>8004309 >>8004311 no murder...if it can be helped

6 min later 8004368 Anonymous
>Implying I know any address in the south of england if i get 72 it can be whoever posts the first address after me

7 min later 8004388 Syph
oh and if none of you pick an address I will chose one myself at random. I want to see if this theory will work so Im going to do it regardless. I have a feeling it has been done before

8 min later 8004391 Anonymous
what are you going to do

9 min later 8004414 Anonymous
>>8004391 this tell us what yr gonna do

12 min later 8004457 Syph
>>8004414 hmmm worried it will ruin it a bit and lose an interest whatsoever

36 min later 8004761 Anonymous
>>8004457 Well okay then but nobody's posting any addresses so it doesn't seem like they're interested anyway

40 min later 8004806 Anonymous (1374238451754.jpg 1200x799 282kB)
The Labour Party Labour Central, Kings Manor Newcastle upon Tyne NE1 6PA

41 min later 8004827 Syph
>>8004391 >>8004414 >>8004457 Ok fine...im going to call every single roofer, builder, plumber, pizza place, estate agent, painter, cement lorry, delivery restaurant, car rental place, taxi, minibus, coach, surveyor, chimney sweep, lighting fitter, blind maker, window fitter, carpenter...anything i can think of that will deliver shit or just turn up (preferably in a big vehicle), without upfront cost.

44 min later 8004853 Anonymous
>>8004827 Honestly sounds pretty /b/-tier, but I'd go for it.

45 min later 8004872 Ian
I'm in the South West, do it for 2 Longbrook Street, Exeter

46 min later 8004888 Ian
>>8004872 Oh my... I wasn't even fucking trying http://archive.heinessen.com/r9k/th read/5546844

47 min later 8004895 Ian (1374792597270.jpg 960x640 121kB)
>>8004888 It never fucking stops! This is ridiculous

47 min later 8004897 Anonymous
>>8004888 first the 72 now a triple

54 min later 8004986 Syph
>>8004872 winrar...nice trips in your next post anon. Also, what criminal charges could be brought against me do you think?

56 min later 8005011 Anonymous
>>8004986 I don't know of any laws against it, and as long as you buy some shitty pay as you go phone or use a phone booth you won't be traced too easily, you should be fine

56 min later 8005016 Ian
>>8004986 Sending all this shit to one place? Causing jams... How do I know?

59 min later 8005050 Syph
>>8005011 yeah ill be using a payphone where i work...its a tiny village in butfuck nowhere so no cctv etc

1 hours later 8005129 Syph
>>8004872 Also, nice address. 1. the story behind it is funny 2. It will cause havoc, one way system on side roads, central location, shops, pubs and residents nearby...perfect. So apart fron the services mentioned in my list...anyone else i should call to attend this address?

1 hours later 8005142 Eat Static
>>8004278 test dsdsd bloxxx

1 hours later 8005164 Anonymous
>>8005129 Are you going to do this tomorrow?

1 hours later 8005174 Syph
>>8005142 yeah i autotyped my password into subject field...not bothered, i only tripfag to annoy the anit's anyway

1 hours later 8005192 Syph
>>8005164 tomorrow and thursday - some places will need notice to prepare the 25 tons of sand i need delivering etc. friday will be the delivery day

1 hours later 8005208 Eat Static
>>8005129 r u a watchdog? >>8005174 I wish you were a more prominent trip, it would be the scandal of the century!

1 hours later 8005210 Anonymous
>>8005192 >25 tons of sand lol'd

1 hours later 8005237 Syph
>>8005208 Please elaborate on watchdog. And yeah...the password stands for Charlie Chaplin Said Despair Is A Narcotic...if youre interested

1 hours later 8005311 Ian
>>8005192 I fuck, what time? This is going to be so fucking funny

1 hours later 8005350 Syph
>>8004278 >Syph##ccsdian33 testblox

1 hours later 8005355 Eat Static
>>8005237 Like the upcoming video game? From what's known about it you get to play as a guy that controls pretty much all technology with his phone e.g. listening to phonecalls, temporarily turning a cities lights off etc. That's quite interesting m8, thanks for telling me

1 hours later 8005366 Anonymous
>>8005192 >>8005311 fuck how childish it is, i'm still going to laugh if/when this happens you are notifying the media right?

1 hours later 8005374 Syph
>>8005210 lel. Trying to think of other funnies Also need to think of a fake business and MD to set as delivery recipient and invoice aha

1 hours later 8005429 Syph
>>8005366 no i wont tell the media...or if i do it will be while the chaos is in full swing pretending to be a scared citizen. I have just sent an email order for 10,000 latex gloves fyi

1 hours later 8005451 Eat Static
>>8005429 Can you send something to 50 colin road lu2 7rx? I'm begging, anything...

1 hours later 8005509 Syph
>>8005451 why cant you? lol

1 hours later 8005519 Eat Static
>>8005509 I'm poor, and I want to prank a friend. plz halp

1 hours later 8005549 Syph
>>8005519 you dont need monehz. just phone up a builders merchants, say you want 15 tons of gravel delivered, they will invoice you or ask for cash on cellection

1 hours later 8005570 Eat Static
>>8005549 Holy shit, What ones do you use? I'm gonna do this tomorrow

1 hours later 8005727 Syph
>>8005570 i just use a local one to me...

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