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2013-07-30 02:09 7990641 Anonymous (300720131088.jpg 1600x1200 206kB)
Why are you not a bartender at your dorm bar? It's an excellent way to get wasted while learning social skills. Pic related, I took it this evening.

0 min later 7990652 Anonymous
Because they dont hire men.

1 min later 7990663 Anonymous
>>7990652 Well, I'm a fucking man, and they "hired" me. "hired" as in, it's voluntary.

2 min later 7990674 Anonymous
>>7990641 All ugly people

2 min later 7990691 Anonymous
because i dropped out of highschool

3 min later 7990699 Anonymous
>>7990674 All normal people.

5 min later 7990743 dudebro (images.jpg 240x168 6kB)
>dorms with bars in them What magical wonderland did you go to college at kid

5 min later 7990744 Anonymous
why are u on /r9k/ if u can socialise with ppl

6 min later 7990762 Anonymous
>>7990743 Yurop. Legal drinking age is 16. >>7990744 Done for tonight. Quite drunk. Now waiting for my delivery of junkfood to arrive.

7 min later 7990765 Anonymous
>>7990743 Srsly this. I go to one of the more progressive colleges in my state and it's still a dry campus (except they let it slide if you're in your room)

9 min later 7990805 Anonymous
its not term time and mu university closed down all the equivalent versions because people would just drink in them all day, apparently grades have gone up a lot since they closed

12 min later 7990874 Anonymous
>Dorm bar You lucky fucking bastard. My school has a no tolerance policy on alcohol. They're even completely banning smoking in January for fucks sake.

12 min later 7990883 Anonymous
>Barwork at festival >11 hour shift, fucking exhausted, serving hundreds of drunken retards >never want to look at alcohol ever again Fuck your easy life op

13 min later 7990908 Anonymous
>Dorm bar Is this a non-American thing? I've NEVER heard of anything cool like that here in the states.

15 min later 7990931 Anonymous
>>7990908 You must have a bar on campus though?

16 min later 7990951 Anonymous
>>7990931 Yah, but I've never seen one directly affiliated with the universities.

17 min later 7990961 Anonymous
>>7990931 we have bars on campus, but no bars in dorms and only 21+ people can go to bars, so most drinking occurs in the dorms/off campus parties

23 min later 7991070 Anonymous (05052013936.jpg 1600x1200 140kB)
Seriously? How can America be the land of freedom when students can't even drunkenly arm wrestle without consequences?

25 min later 7991091 Anonymous (05052013939.jpg 1600x1200 111kB)
~tequila body shots

26 min later 7991106 Anonymous
>>7991070 We have pretty annoying drinking laws. I'd have killed for a bar in my dorm back in the day, though.

28 min later 7991146 Anonymous (28032013870.jpg 1600x1200 115kB)
~drunken arm wrestling

29 min later 7991153 Anonymous
Because alcohol tastes like shit and I hate normalfags.

30 min later 7991178 Anonymous
>>7991070 The drinking age is technically a matter for the states, and for many years it was 18 or 19 in most places. Then, in the '70s, MADD and other such groups lobbied the federal government to pressure states to raise their drinking ages, which was done by threatening to withhold federal highway money from any state that failed to pass a drinking age of at least 21. The states, of course, were completely dependent on this money, and within a few years all had complied.

30 min later 7991188 Anonymous
I haven't lived in a dorm for about eight years.

33 min later 7991236 Anonymous
>>7991153 But normalfags doesn't hate you. We just think you're a bit awkward. But a couple of beers on both sides erases that, and then everyone has judgemental-free fun.

34 min later 7991254 Anonymous
>>7991236 >But normalfags doesn't hate you. That's irrelevant. >But a couple of beers on both sides erases that, and then everyone has judgemental-free fun. I don't have fun when I drink alcohol.

36 min later 7991281 Anonymous
>>7991254 >That's irrelevant. No, it's not. Then only thing holding you back is your own hatred. If you let go of that, you can have ordinary fun with normal people.

39 min later 7991318 Anonymous
>>7991281 You don't get it, do you? Ordinary fun isn't fun for me and I don't appreciate the company of normalfags. I prefer being around people like me.

42 min later 7991356 Anonymous
>>7991254 >no fun allowed You negative nancy

42 min later 7991358 Anonymous
>>7991236 Or a solid bowl.

43 min later 7991376 Anonymous
>>7991318 If I told you that people like you frequented a place like a dorm bar, would you believe me? Because they do. Several.

45 min later 7991403 Anonymous
>tfw had my first ever shift at my first ever job, which is bartending at a hotel >wedding function >on feet for 12 hours with a 15m smoke break >had to learn everything fast as fuck and deal with cunts all day >bro tier bartenders hook me up with top tips and train me up in an hour >monumental shift ensues as wedding guests arrive, bar is rammed for a good 7 hours straight >11:30pm finally, exhausted as fuck, bar is finally quiet >boss comes in with a shit eating grin on his face >says i did good and tells me to get home and get some sleep 12 hour shift for my first ever time working, shit was victorious as fuck >tfw minimum wage

45 min later 7991406 Anonymous
>>7991376 I don't see why they would since I hate drinking and I don't enjoy the company of normalfags. >>7991356 >you can only have fun by pissing away your money on alcohol

47 min later 7991440 Anonymous
>>7991406 >everyone I hang out with must be EXACTLY identical to me, otherwise I hate them Hint: the problem is you, not everyone else

48 min later 7991464 Anonymous
>>7991440 Sorry if I don't enjoy your company.

49 min later 7991489 Anonymous
>tfw yurop >bar in university building >hour between classes, pop down the elevator and get a few drinks in

49 min later 7991502 Anonymous
>>7991464 Don't blame me. Blame yourself for being so incredibly narrow-minded.

52 min later 7991534 Anonymous
>>7991406 >I hate things because I hate life so I'm just going to keep hating because no one is like me Keep living the dream bro

52 min later 7991546 Anonymous
>>7990641 >tfw Americlap >Only our seniors typically end up being able to LEGALLY drink, so sanctioned shit like this is rare Such is life in the land of the free.

53 min later 7991547 Anonymous
>>7991534 >>7991502 I don't hate life, I just don't enjoy drinking alcohol and spending time with normalfags. What's the problem with that?

54 min later 7991569 Anonymous
>>7990874 >My school has a no tolerance policy on alcohol. They're even completely banning smoking And you pay to go there? Sucker.

54 min later 7991583 Anonymous
>>7991547 What I'm saying is that everyone frequents these places, not only normalfags but also abnormals. Also, no one cares if you only drink soda.

56 min later 7991609 Anonymous
>>7991583 >What I'm saying is that everyone frequents these places, not only normalfags but also abnormals. You mean normalfags frequent those places.

57 min later 7991617 Anonymous
>>7991609 Not only normalfags. Also everyone else.

57 min later 7991628 Anonymous
>>7991617 No, you actually mean normalfags.

59 min later 7991655 Anonymous
>>7991628 If your definition of normalfags is "everyone who exits their room and interacts with other humans in some way", then yes. But if that's the case, then you're too far gone, and there's no point in this discussion.

1 hours later 7991673 Anonymous
>>7991547 you sound 12 year old when you say the word normalfag grow up already

1 hours later 7991682 Anonymous
>>7991655 >>7991673 Keep deluding yourself into thinking everyone wants to join you normalfags in mindless drinking.

1 hours later 7991686 Anonymous
>>7990641 Because what dorm has a fucking staffed bar is this a beer commercial or something?

1 hours later 7991702 Anonymous
>>7991682 Not everyone. But definitely the majority. >>7991686 Ours do. It's unpaid work, but we drink for half price, get access to the vast internal social network of the dorm, and get free access to the training facilities.

1 hours later 7991712 Anonymous
>>7991702 >Not everyone. But definitely the majority. Normalfags, obviously.

1 hours later 7991721 Anonymous (1365111913984.gif 348x327 40kB)
>mfw seeing americans complain about legal drinking age

1 hours later 7991730 Anonymous (f5d0fcabe37ae86a18d493b51b648f95453559784.jpg 720x480 169kB)
>>7990641 Because that looks boring as fuck. College should look like this.

1 hours later 7991734 Anonymous
>>7991682 because it's fun. live a little you splerg

1 hours later 7991753 Anonymous
>>7991734 >alcohol >fun Normalfag

1 hours later 7991755 Anonymous
>>7991686 I'm assuming this is a yurop thing

1 hours later 7991772 Anonymous
>>7991734 Robots and the insecure often fear loss of control (one of the defining characteristics of being drunk) above all else. You're correct, he should live a little, but that's why he acts the way he does.

1 hours later 7992007 Anonymous
>>7991753 >>7991772 After reading these I can clearly say that I do not belong here. Good luck.

1 hours later 7992029 Anonymous
>>7992007 /r9k/ used to be cool until all these whiny virgins came here i have faith some day this place will be restored

1 hours later 7992049 Anonymous
>>7992029 Don't count on that, better go back to facebook.

1 hours later 7992086 Anonymous
>>7991070 >>7991091 >>7991146 That looks fucking lame >>7990874 >being murkan >being under 21 years of age

2 hours later 7992597 Anonymous (1374768811719.gif 125x125 148kB)
>>7992029 >tfw I'm getting laid next monday

2 hours later 7992881 Anonymous
>>7991772 Nah. I like drinking but I'm still a 24 year old kv.

2 hours later 7992924 MJ Mage
>>7990641 Fucking Yuropeans man. We could learna thing or two about dorm bars

2 hours later 7992994 Anonymous (11.jpg 512x400 53kB)
i have a feeling my university would allow students to carry firearms on campus before they would allow bars in dorms.

2 hours later 7993193 Anonymous
>>7990641 The amerifags actually have bars in the fucking student residence. >Mfw

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