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2013-07-11 07:13 7703468 Anonymous (suicide_hanging1.gif 320x240 493kB)
why haven't you killed yourself yet /r9k/? inb4 family members thats not a valid reason

0 min later 7703487 54m50n
because I lack the courage and willpower but the offer on my life is still valid, for anyone who wants to take it

2 min later 7703507 Anonymous
i'm not a virgin holding out for the slim possibility that i will ever have sex again

2 min later 7703508 Anonymous
>>7703468 Why would I? >captcha: ntogus influencing

3 min later 7703526 Anonymous
Because I don't want to. I'm happy with my life and killing myself is pretty stupid at this point in my life.

3 min later 7703530 Anonymous
>>7703468 I'm killing myself before my 23rd birthday in october

3 min later 7703533 54m50n
>>7703507 nah, you got lucky once, but it's never going to happen again, or at least not for a very long time

4 min later 7703547 Anonymous
people on /r9k/ are such faggots when it comes to suicide. >"Hey guys, I want to die but what's the least painful method?" Corpses don't feel pain, retards.

4 min later 7703549 Earthwormstyle
I tried. I failed. Too bad I guess

4 min later 7703554 Anonymous
>>7703487 If you truly had those tow things you wouldn't even want to kill yourself.

5 min later 7703557 Anonymous
because I've had some relationships with women and lost my virginity inb4 normalfag but I think about it now and then I have a pistol with ammo in a lockbox ready to go at any moment I have no reason to right now life is comfortable

6 min later 7703588 Anonymous
>>7703557 you motherfucker do you realize how lucky you are to have a gun with ammo right now? hurry up and do it faggot, I envy you

7 min later 7703610 Anonymous
because i've chosen how i will die: in a cataclysmic explosion caused by my cumshot after abstaining for 364 days after my 9999th birthday

8 min later 7703617 54m50n
>>7703557 >has gun and ammo please, please come to the bay area >>7703554 maybe not, but at least I'd be able to

11 min later 7703655 Anonymous
>>7703617 >>7703588 oh wow is suicide really in this high demand ? this could be a lucrative business... a regular Dr. Kevorkian giving robots what they really want

12 min later 7703667 Anonymous
>>7703530 I will wait until I'm 25 and if I'm still as ugly I will do it

12 min later 7703670 54m50n
>>7703655 yeah, I've already stated on several occasions that I'd pay good money for someone to off me

13 min later 7703688 Anonymous
You guys are really, really fucking sad and sorry

13 min later 7703691 Anonymous
>>7703670 do you have a skype and how much ?

13 min later 7703693 Anonymous
>>7703670 why don't you just go buy a gun and do it you moron

16 min later 7703730 54m50n
>>7703691 apbrit420 5k >>7703693 I have a med card, can't buy guns

18 min later 7703744 Anonymous
>>7703730 get someone to buy you one, jesus christ if you wanted to die that much you would of already since you live in the US and can easily get a gun

18 min later 7703747 Anonymous
My death would make people happy. I do not like people. I do not want them to be happy. So I will not die. Good enough reason, for me.

18 min later 7703748 Anonymous
Why family members are not a valid reason? I disdain my family. But I wouldn't want to make them sad and affect their lives negatively when they have given and taken so much from me. Besides that I think while I breathe I got hope. It feels bad getting older and losing my looks though. When I was a teenager I always wanted to leave behind a pretty corpse and live forever.

19 min later 7703762 Anonymous (suicide.png 1350x561 19kB)
because this that's why

19 min later 7703768 Anonymous
>>7703730 Nice try, ATF.

19 min later 7703770 Anonymous
I enjoy living. Gives me a glimmer of hope for y'all that the above isn't original.

20 min later 7703777 Anonymous
Because I don't live in a country where I can obtain a firearm. If I was in America I would have already blown my brains out.

21 min later 7703789 Anonymous
>>7703770 >enjoys living U wot m8? I seriously have no idea how anybody actually enjoys living, I fucking hate it more than anything.

22 min later 7703800 Anonymous
>>7703762 this picture always cracks me up

23 min later 7703817 Anonymous
I'm too strong to die.

23 min later 7703827 LavrentyPavlovichBeria
>>7703730 Wait, what? You can't buy guns? WHAT KIND OF AMERICA IS THIS IF A CITIZEN CAN'T EXERCISE HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS? OTHER THAN THE KIND OF AMERICA I WANT NO PART OF.

26 min later 7703858 Anonymous
>>7703827 Federally, you can only be blocked from owning guns if you're a felon or if you were court ordered into a loony bin, or if you beat your wife. Since he's a Failifornian, it's likely some dumbass state system blocking him from buying guns. He should move to a state that is actually a part of the United States, buy a gun, and then kill himself.

26 min later 7703862 Anonymous
I realised something: Death is permanent. There's no bullshit souls, or reincarnation, it's just permanent. Death seems too long. Not killing myself until I really need it.

27 min later 7703881 Anonymous
>>7703762 This is pretty much the dumbest fucking thing ever. This is exactly what normalfags do every day. A depressed person is not capable of this and that is exactly why they want to die. Holy fuck this is stupid

28 min later 7703895 Anonymous
>>7703881 People are going to be reposting that stupid shit some 13 year old on /b/ cooked up 6 fucking years ago till the day 4chan dies.

30 min later 7703922 Anonymous
>>7703655 suicide buissness >get a large boat >got 2 international waters >park your ass down >dont fly any flag on the boat >have people come to die >kill them >have them leave everything to you in their will

30 min later 7703923 Anonymous
>>7703789 I have a good place in a really nice city, do more or less what I want to do, and have a decently paying job that grew out of a childhood hobby. Only thing I could ask for is a little extra dosh for travel or enough to buy a nice house.

31 min later 7703940 Anonymous
>>7703730 just buy one from another person, no questions asked, if youre caught they just take it away

32 min later 7703957 Anonymous
>>7703940 b-b-but private transfers are illegal in California! That means they're impossible!

34 min later 7703978 Anonymous
>>7703957 isn cali right near arizona, Nevada and new mexico? loosest gun laws EVA

35 min later 7703991 Anonymous
>>7703978 Private transfer of firearms to out of state residents is illegal. California also prohibits its own residents from physically buying guns out of state.

1 hours later 7704494 Anonymous
>>7703468 >why haven't you killed yourself yet /r9k/? Too Damn Lazy

1 hours later 7704530 Anonymous
because i'm too much of a pussy it's a recursive loop, i hate myself so much i want to kill myself, but it's the very flaws i hate about myself that prevent me from killing myself i wish someone would take the decision out of my hands

1 hours later 7704545 Anonymous
>>7703547 It's the bit just before you're a corpse they're worried about

1 hours later 7704548 Anonymous
>>7703862 whoa that hit me pretty hard

1 hours later 7704558 Anonymous
>>7703468 because I really want to put my weiner inside my ex whos tits have grown to a nice 38c since I left her

1 hours later 7704601 Anonymous (WR_Tommy-sneer.jpg 702x573 46kB)
>grand speculation the thread You guys are unbelievable. Given the greatest gift we know of and you think it sucks. Yes we are all dealt different hands but even the pain has its place. Secondly shame on you OP, whats the point in encouraging suicide? There is ALWAYS another way out. ALWAYS

1 hours later 7704605 Anonymous
>>7704494 You're not lazy you are either A) a pussy B) someone who doesn't want to die

1 hours later 7704628 Anonymous
I lack the courage and the willpower to currently commit suicide, although I almost desire to kill myself, I don't necessarily want to be dead on the other hand. I don't seek death, I want to be happy, I almost dream of a time in which I will be happy. In fact, I had a dream in which I was truly happy, everything was better and I didn't feel unstable anymore and I could almost feel myself smiling. It was so odd, because I haven't been happy at all in over four years, truly happy that is. I want to be in a world where I don't have to look at my body in a mirror or see pictures of myself or hear others mock me for being weak, ugly and short. I want to be in a world where I'm confident and no longer brought to tears by the most minor thing and wanting to kill myself. I wish I could have this any day instead of feeling the urge to kill myself because this is what I desire. I know I will never have it though, I know for some reason I don't deserve it and it will always be this way. I know the only so-called friends that I have which is almost at the moment down to a single person only like having me around to beat up on me and make fun of me. I don't know how much longer I'm going to be able to take it. I don't think much longer so to answer your question OP I will most likely kill myself soon, few people will miss me and it is probably a humane way for me to exit this world which is just painful for me where I'm getting more depressed, anxious and growing even more mentally unstable each day which psychotic thoughts going in and out of my mind and with me in sheer delusion.

1 hours later 7704633 Anonymous
>tfw no desire to live >tfw no desire to die lol i dunno

1 hours later 7704638 Anonymous
I don't have to have a reason, I fulfill my needs like food sex and drugs and the rest of the world can burn in hell as far as im concerned.

1 hours later 7704652 Anonymous
>>7704605 >You're not lazy you are either >A) a pussy >B) someone who doesn't want to die C) Joking D) Misdirecting E) Playing F) Psychoanalysing G) False Positive H) Duelling I) Insinuating J) Implying K) Mocking L) Facetiousness M) Fragmenting Data Clusters N) Kryptos

1 hours later 7704658 Anonymous (IMG_4347.jpg 2448x2448 1347kB)
"what if there isn't anything else." "...okay." every time

1 hours later 7704726 Anonymous
Why haven't you killed yourself OP? inb4 gotta make r9k come with me first that's not a valid reason

1 hours later 7704957 Anonymous
>>7703762 >14_year_old_btard_thinks_they_disc overed_the_meaning_of_life.jpg

1 hours later 7705001 Anonymous (12068595581883_91203.jpg 640x480 20kB)
Other reasons than family? I want to see how the Hellboy and BPRD comics end. I need to know. And I want to finish my writing and paintings. That's about it.

1 hours later 7705033 SpillCanvas
>>7703468 I'm far too beta to kill myself. The thought of death scares the fuck out of me, i'm literally too pathetic to kill myself. A new low

2 hours later 7705494 Anonymous
a friend who happens to be female ive known for a few years loves me. she is a non-terrible female. i also may acquire a prescription for amphetamines soon. (not the dirty or shit kind, god tier dextroamphetamine) i am half way done my diploma, and can move to america and live with her and smoke weed everyday when i am done its starting to get good, or atleast is looking promising

2 hours later 7705524 Anonymous
>that's not a valid reason Really champ?

2 hours later 7705544 Anonymous
Because I need to become the little grill first. Oh, I also need to bring back the Roman Empire.

2 hours later 7705590 willy (2013-07-08_01-15-00_540.jpg 3264x1840 1903kB)
Because theres tractors to fix and hay to be baled! I love my job and the pay is good so ill just acquire currency and hope a female comes along.

3 hours later 7705616 Anonymous (10mm_expanded.jpg 1023x1528 631kB)
Haven't found the right load for my 10mm yet to properly evacuate my skull. Soon.

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