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2013-06-29 06:26 7537051 Anonymous (1305444077677.png 400x400 4kB)
You always complain how us women have too high standards. Well, mine are: >At least 6' tall >Not fat >Good hygiene >Has a job You can't call me shallow.

5 min later 7537105 Anonymous
>>7537051 >yfw he has no friends >yfw he has no car or car license >yfw he still lives with his parents >yfw he spends his money on vidya or food >yfw the only thing he does in his spare time is vidya or the internet >yfw he has no aspirations in life there

6 min later 7537116 Anonymous
No one cares what your standards are. You're just another vagina amongst a billion other vaginas and nothing more.

7 min later 7537122 Anonymous
>>7537051 I'm inclined to call you a cunt because I'm only 5"10 and I'm just mad, but I guess these are your standards. Plus you're probably fugly.

8 min later 7537135 54m50n
>At least 6' tall well, at least I have that going for me

8 min later 7537136 Anonymous
People are spouting bullshit when they give out "standards" like this, because those standards are incredibly flexible and dependent on all of the other physical and mental qualities of both partners

10 min later 7537160 eeyore
>>7537051 I can call you shallow because one of your "standards" is something nobody can control. Sage for troll shit.

11 min later 7537172 Anonymous
>>7537051 I'm 6' tall is that ok?

14 min later 7537209 Anonymous
Why is it that every single woman on here wants a guy at least 6 foot? Shallow whores if you ask me

16 min later 7537236 Anonymous
>At least 6' tall >You can't call me shallow top lel gud trell

19 min later 7537269 Anonymous
You forget to say white OP This isn't racetraitor.net

35 min later 7537424 Anonymous
Subtle trolling. Lets see if it works this is r9k, of course it'll work

38 min later 7537447 Ricky
>having standards in the first place You women will never understand

41 min later 7537479 Anonymous (Superfinger.jpg 486x600 53kB)
>>7537051 >You can't call me shallow You're shallow. You don't get to tell me what I can or can't do.

43 min later 7537497 Anonymous
im 6 ft 4 and everything else now post ur pic

44 min later 7537507 Anonymous
>>7537051 >>At least 6' tall >>Not fat >>Good hygiene >>Has a job So...only about 10% of the male population are allowed to date you?

47 min later 7537525 Anonymous
>6'1" >skinny >shower regularly, brush twice daily >no job but actively searching you are pretty shallow, OP. disliking NEETs i get, but the job market is absolutely horrible. would you date me if i got a minimum wage manufacturing job with continental shifts and was rarely able to see you let alone have enough energy to be a somewhat enjoyable boyfriend?

48 min later 7537532 Anonymous
Here's my standards to go out with a woman: >pretty >kind You can't call me shallow.

48 min later 7537542 Anonymous
>>7537525 Go do something with your life faggot

49 min later 7537549 Anonymous
>>7537051 I see a problem riiiight about here: >At least 6' tall I'm 5'11", and so are the majority of men. Check your privilege.

49 min later 7537555 Anonymous
>>7537542 i am, though. the job i was referring to was one i interviewed for yesterday.

51 min later 7537566 Anonymous
>Not fat Ok, could be worked on >Has a job Ok, could keep looking >Good hygiene Can be accomplished >at least 6' tall >at least >6' tall Fuck youuuuu you shallow cunt.

57 min later 7537626 Anonymous
>>7537051 i meet her criteria, but i'm a loser. therefore OP is into losers. only landwhales can into losers, therefore OP is landwhale

1 hours later 7537654 Anonymous
>>7537236 this >tfw manlet >tfw at least I have you guys and /fit/

1 hours later 7537655 Anonymous
>>7537051 >at least 6' tall. BAM THERE YOU GO. SHALLOW. You just proved yourself wrong. Good job. Guess what? You can't fucking control height. It's out of your control, so it's the most biggest bullshit thing to judge yourself or others off of. Guess what OP? Average male height all over the world is indeed NOT 6'. In the US, which is mostly white people, who are tall, it's 5'10. It's only 6' in the Baltic countries. Therefore, you want an above average guy in a bullshit field of grading. You are shallow. Too fucking bad.

1 hours later 7537660 Anonymous
>At least 6' tall Isnt that the definition of HIGH standards?

1 hours later 7537672 Anonymous
>>7537655 If she's 5'10 that's something she can demand, sorry manlet

1 hours later 7537679 Anonymous
>>7537655 You know, maybe she's eastern european. In which case her critera would be pretty average.

1 hours later 7537687 Anonymous
>>7537051 >At least 6' tall Because tall guys have big dicks ;) >Not fat Ottermode or better, preferred ;) >Good hygiene Dresses in only suits and ties and high end cologne ;) >Has a job Either a doctor, lawyer, or dentist. Something with money ;)

1 hours later 7537702 Anonymous
I don't get why everyone is bitching about the height thing. My requirement for a guy is also that he is taller then 6'0" I am 6'1" myself

1 hours later 7537705 Anonymous
>>7537672 Ofc it's hipocraccy when shes a 5'4 dwarf herself, forgot to mention that. Oh, and don't feed the trolls

1 hours later 7537709 Anonymous
>>7537672 She can demand whatever she wants. It doesn't make her a good person automatically if she's 5'10" though. In fact, her wanting a 6' guy just speaks to her insecurities with her own height. >implying OP isn't a dude trolling

1 hours later 7537713 Anonymous
OP's a dude, robots. Learn already.

1 hours later 7537717 Anonymous
>>7537679 >eastern European >using feet as a measurement

1 hours later 7537720 Anonymous (Grammar Nazi.jpg 300x300 13kB)
>>7537705 PROTIP: If you're going to accuse people of hypocritical behavior, you should probably learn how to spell "hypocrisy."

1 hours later 7537725 Anonymous
>>7537672 I doubt she's that tall. >>7537679 Good point.... But only if she is Eastern Eurpoean

1 hours later 7537740 Anonymous
If OP is from The Netherlands her requirement is normal. They have a lot of tall people. Also implying that a 5'4" manlet would date a 6'2" European qt You guys are just as shallow.

1 hours later 7537741 Anonymous
>>7537720 S-sorry Anon-sama. I did not intend to make you angry, p-please forgive me.

1 hours later 7537763 Anonymous
I have high standards, but I've already met a guy who not only exceeds them, but adores me. And I adore him right back.

1 hours later 7537767 Anonymous
>>7537717 I am European and use that system online. Mostly because i understand that system just as well while Americans start derping and foaming at the mouth when you talk about the metric system. We are also all speaking english aren't we? Or do you assume that everyone who types in English on here is American?

1 hours later 7537782 Anonymous
>>7537767 I am honestly surprised somtimes how all of these people can speak English so well. I wonder how much better their education is than ours. I've seen people on here from like random ass countries. ANd they can speak english.

1 hours later 7537799 Anonymous
>>7537782 >I've seen people on here from like random ass countries Like Pachacutec.

1 hours later 7537809 Anonymous
>>7537799 Nice dubs. No, more like South America and Norway. And I think once I even saw some African dude here....

1 hours later 7537817 Anonymous
>>7537051 >At least 6' tall Fuck you cunt that is removing like 60%+ of the male population.

1 hours later 7537820 Anonymous
>>7537709 If a tall girl wants a dude amtching her height it makes her insecure,k bro. A tall girl with a manlet is just like walking ur dog m8

1 hours later 7537822 Anonymous
This are the standards for the guy you date not the alpha you fuck on the side.

1 hours later 7537833 Anonymous
>>7537809 He's originally from Peru. >>7537763 >Said every femanon, ever

1 hours later 7537835 Anonymous
ayo gurl, want sum fuk? 6'0", skinny, clean and working a n unpaid job.

1 hours later 7537843 Anonymous
>tfw 5'6. Welp, I'm out. Fuck this gay earth and fuck my life .

1 hours later 7537862 Anonymous
>>7537843 >That feel when short, fat and ugly Thank you based drugs.

1 hours later 7537890 Anonymous
>>7537809 >No, more like South America and Norway. Pachacutec is from South America.

1 hours later 7537891 Anonymous
>>7537782 My English is not that good but it's good enough to be understood. School didn't teach me much.. by the time they started teaching English we already knew the basics. Kids pic up languages fast so if instead of dubs your parents let you watch movies in English with subtitles you pic it up really quickly. Also music,games,most websites. European kids are speaking English sooner and sooner. I speak 3 languages because of this reason without ever paying attention in school.

1 hours later 7537893 VoiceBehindYourEar
>>7537687 Seven inches I'm 5'6'' and a national level athlete. P.S You're both shallow and a whore

1 hours later 7537906 Anonymous
>>7537893 >falling for such an obvious troll >>7537687 >Either a doctor, lawyer, or dentist. You don't know where the real money's at.

1 hours later 7537911 Anonymous
>>7537051 >>At least 6' tall You just reduced the pool to 10% of men in America. For something beyond their contrl

1 hours later 7537915 Anonymous
>>7537051 Yeah, you left out > Must be alpha No, you don't like to admit it. It's a sensitive subject. But if some 6' tall, skinny guy with good hygiene and a job was all shy or awkward socially you wouldn't want to have anything to do with him. He would be "boring", a "creep", a "loser", and generally someone to be avoided. If someone with the same physical criteria who was also outgoing and assertive, you would cream your fucking panties at the sight of him. Possibly even if he was an asshole, ugly, or a criminal. Don't fucking try and deny it you whore.

1 hours later 7537919 Anonymous
>>7537654 >at least I have you guys and /fit/ no homo

1 hours later 7537926 Anonymous
>listing physical properties instead of personality traits kek

1 hours later 7537929 Anonymous
>>7537891 Shit. I can speak 2 languages. One is English cuz I was born in and still live in America. The other is Armenian cuz parents taught me.

1 hours later 7537937 Anonymous
I fulfill these criteria. Date me OP. I don't care how you look, I just want to hug you.

1 hours later 7537944 Anonymous
>>7537911 I don't date Americans anyway. Not because of muh culture or some shit but because i have no intention of moving there.

1 hours later 7537957 Anonymous
>>7537820 >letting women be in control >putting the pussy so high on a pedestal that you have an excuse for any shitty snobby thing they do

1 hours later 7537960 blow (11111.png 337x501 328kB)
>>7537051 So you wouldn't like a 20 year old Johnny Depp? Only 5'10'' and poor as fuck semi homeless in the early 80s.

1 hours later 7537963 Anonymous
>>7537424 it's not subtle at all, only retards would feed hence why it's on this board

1 hours later 7537974 Anonymous
>at least 6' tall Either this is very subtle bait, or everything that r9k has ever said about women is true.

1 hours later 7537982 Anonymous
>>7537051 Yeah, I fit those standards, but I still wouldn't have a chance because of ugliness and lack of confidence. I'm not really surprised anymore anyways, I wouldn't date me so why would I expect anyone else to date me.

1 hours later 7537985 Anonymous
>>7537974 it's probably both, lol.

1 hours later 7537986 Anonymous
>>7537915 >He would be "boring", a "creep", a "loser", and generally someone to be avoided. I dated a guy just like that. The problem wasn't any of that, but that he didn't like to read, and sat inside all day smoking pot.

1 hours later 7538006 Anonymous
>>7537960 No he was an asshole trashing hotel rooms and cheating left and right. Older him looked hot but behaves high as a kite. Recently left his drop dead gorgeous wife after he likely cheated on her

1 hours later 7538011 Anonymous noko
>tfw you meet all of those expectations >tfw you're probably too ugly anyway >nope.jpg

4 hours later 7540125 Anonymous
I can do better, fellow femanon. >prefer slightly chubby >at least 5'8 >in a respectable field/going into >plays video games or some kind of TCG

4 hours later 7540181 Anonymous
>being proud of having low or no standards god you people are pathetic

4 hours later 7540211 Anonymous
>>7537051 That's funny, I say "not fat" for my potential girlfriend and get a bunch of acceptance folks jumping down my throat. I think it's perfectly reasonable to want your SO to be in good physical health.

4 hours later 7540216 Thatshortguy
>>7537051 Having standards is shallow by principle. Personally I don't have standards, ofc that doesn't mean I would go with anyone, just that I wouldn't judge them based on an arbitrary list of traits. Doing this is retarded and show a mechanistic conception of life where everything should have to follow an ideal pattern. [troll]>implying women are not soulless robots anyway[/troll]

4 hours later 7540226 Anonymous
>>7537051 >>At least 6' tall herewego.jpg

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