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2013-06-19 04:55 7403499 Anonymous (image.jpg 251x241 12kB)
>tfw when so lonely I've begun to lower my standards
2 min later 7403519 Anonymous (owjuA.jpg 680x402 19kB)
>8/10 facial aethetics
>ottermode physique
> 5'9 manlet
that feel when your only physical imperfection means you can only land desperate 2/10s
5 min later 7403550 Anonymous
>>7403519
Did you rate yourself? That sounds pretty egocentric
9 min later 7403584 Anonymous
>>7403519
>5'9"
Try being 5'6"
44 min later 7403932 Anonymous
>>7403550
no, this is the rating i got on beautifulpeople. Luckily you cant see my manlet height from a photograph otherwise it would have been straight rejections across the board
46 min later 7403942 Anonymous
>>7403932
5'9" isn't manlet height you fucking whining piece of shit.
4 hours later 7406238 Anonymous
You guys know that relationships really aren't that great, right? Women are a fucking chore to be around, unless you're lucky enough to find one of the good ones.
4 hours later 7406269 mystery.jpg
>>7406238
Good women:
>10/10
>do not have feelings/complain about anything
>in tact hymen
>perfect face
>body of a 15 year old
>anyone else is a desperate uggo
"LOL WE HAVE IT WORSE THAN WYMYN GUISE!!!!"
fucking kill me
4 hours later 7406313 Anonymous
>>7406269
I like your spunk
4 hours later 7406433 Anonymous
>>7406269
>"Hey Anon, let's do this thing that you don't really like for 6 hours!"
>"Hey Anon, let's go to this party where I know the people and you don't!"
>"Hey Anon, you got a day off work! Great, let's go watch Transformers and then go to an expensive restaurant!"
>"Sorry Anon, I have a headache tonight!"
>"What the hell Anon, why don't you want to come to bed tonight? Is it me? What did I do wrong? Why don't you ever think about my feelings?"
>Hey Anon, I had a dream where you were cheating on me. It must be my subconscious telling me something, so I'm going to be moody all day."
>MISSED CALLS: 12
Women are awful, I got sick of the whole dating and relationship thing at 22. I've yet to meet one who actually knew what to do during sex. No, bitch, you do not get to lie back like a wet fish and think of England when I just spent half an hour doing what you like.
4 hours later 7406486 mystery.jpg
>>7406433
I've never done any of those. Except:
>"Hey Anon, let's do this thing that you don't really like for 6 hours!"
The thing they don't like? Cuddling/spending time with me. It'd be different if I was a 10/10 with a fabulous personality that ~excited~ them and made them ~interested~. Why am I still complaining? I've given up on men.
4 hours later 7406502 Anonymous
>>7406269
List of traits men find adorable on girls:
Shy
Flustered
Anxious
Embarrassed
In need of emotional support
Dependent
These are social suicide for men.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender _differences_in_suicide
>In the United States, the male to female suicide death ratio varies between 3:1 to 10:1.
>The contrast is even greater today, with WHO statistics showing China as the only country where the suicide rate of female matches or exceeds that of males.
4 hours later 7406519 mystery.jpg
>>7406502
That is genuinely really a wrong list considering I'm all of those and men just use me as a pump/dump completely, despite what they think they might be using me as. My list is correct.
4 hours later 7406535 Anonymous
>>7406519
Yeah, that made total sense and was a fair and just point.
5 hours later 7406540 General Guy
>>7406269
Good men:
>11/10
>6' 3"
>will take responsibility for everything I do wrong
>Be a jerk but not too much of a jerk but make me cry but I guess I want you to be nice sometimes and not control me except when I want to be controlled which is every 3rd half on the lunar calender when the planets align with Abraham Lincoln's face on the statue of liberty
That last one was excessive but I was having fun and you get my point, we have it harder.
5 hours later 7406542 mystery.jpg
>>7406535
It makes total and complete sense.
An attractive woman with those traits = awesome!
An unattractive woman with those traits = desperate, creepy, saddening
5 hours later 7406558 mystery.jpg
>>7406540
Not rly.
>nice
>loyal
>honest
>hardworking
>intelligent
Too bad "loyal" isn't a part of the male vocab.
5 hours later 7406574 Anonymous
>>7406519
>men just use me as a pump/dump completely
Date men who will actually love you then (implying love is real)
Also if you have all those traits and were a guy you would be alone. Don't you agree?
5 hours later 7406601 General Guy
>>7406542
I'll admit if she isn't at least 7/10 it comes off as eww but if she's under that she either has a medical issue (poor thing) or she isn't trying. I for one like average looking girls.
>>7406558
>Men
>Not the loyal one
If I had a nickel every time a woman has lied to me/ cheated on me I'd be able to buy a good meal from burger king. Women are known to be the bigger liars. Also you left out 11/10. Girls will let anything slide so long as the guy is pretty.
5 hours later 7406603 mystery.jpg
>>7406574
I'd rather be alone than only good for sex, really. It just disgusts me that that's all I'm good for. I'd rather be good for nothing than sex. So, no, this isn't agreeable.
>Date men who will actually love you then (implying love is real)
lol
i don't date anyone because i can see through bullshit. the only guy i ever dated (my ex) treated me better than 99% of men i've ever met (and still is really nice to me) even though he cheated on me after six years. that's really telling.
5 hours later 7406605 Anonymous
>>7403942
>5'9" isn't manlet height
5 hours later 7406613 Anonymous
Worrying about who has it worse does nothing but make both parties feel bad.
5 hours later 7406623 Anonymous
>>7406605
>tfw 5'10.5"
king of the manlets
5 hours later 7406624 mystery.jpg
>>7406601
>I'll admit if she isn't at least 7/10 it comes off as eww
LOL... NO WORDS
but I'm gonna screencap that for later use.
If I had a nickel every time a man has lied/cheated, I would prob be able to put a downpayment on a small house....
5 hours later 7406641 Anonymous
>>7406603
>I'd rather be alone than only good for sex, really. It just disgusts me that that's all I'm good for. I'd rather be good for nothing than sex.
No, you really don't. Not feeling valuable in any way whatsoever is a feel you clearly can't comprehend if you claim that.
Only being used for sex isn't much, sure, but it at least shows you're attractive enough for someone to want you, and even if you get lucky, want to stay with you. Robots never get to feel that.
5 hours later 7406643 Anonymous
>>7406624
What about the women who lie/cheat?
5 hours later 7406658 Anonymous
>>7406624
Date a robot who is a confirmed hopeless romantic? I can't really get my head around wanting to cheat, highly doubt I would.
But then of course that just makes me broken or something.
5 hours later 7406660 General Guy
>>7406624
tinker toy houses don't count as houses. And yeah 7/10 is average. A "C". A "D" or less is there's something seriously wrong like she just doesn't bathe and wash her face or brush her teeth which is a gross trait.
5 hours later 7406688 mystery.jpg
>>7406641
It isn't about being "attractive enough". There are men out there that will fuck anything with a hole. They will fuck other men. They will fuck dogs. They will fuck me. They will NEVER stay with me, regardless of how deluded you are into thinking I'll ever get lucky.
It hurts my soul to hear robots bitch and moan about how all women cheat and lie and only want money from them and want to slut around and I don't want any of that but there's no way I'm good enough to ever start a family of my own.
The only semi-decent thing about me being a woman is if I ever decide to be a single mother, I can easily go to a sperm bank or adopt. No one is going to adopt to a single man, so I guess there's my "privilege". Which I guess is decent. Yeah. You're right, I wouldn't rather be a guy.
5 hours later 7406713 Anonymous
>>7406688
>It hurts my soul to hear robots bitch and moan about how all women cheat and lie and only want money from them and want to slut around
Why not just find one of these and prove them wrong? I mean obviously not all women cheat, surely you don't think literally all men do too?
5 hours later 7406755 mystery.jpg
>>7406713
>>7406658
After the things I have read /r9k/ say about women? I would have to be out of my mind to date a man who secretly hates me and wants to keylog my every move on the internet and put nicotine patches on me while I'm asleep and shame and degrade me.
Plus, I'm not a virgin so I'd rather not be a practice gf.
5 hours later 7406759 Anonymous
>>7406688
You say all this, yet there's dozens of guys on here who'd date you in a heartbeat.
And let's be real, those guys would never even be able to cheat on you.
5 hours later 7406766 Anonymous
>>7406660
>And yeah 7/10 is average.
holy shit stop
>A "C"
This doesn't have anything to do with grades retard
post what you think a 7/10 is
5 hours later 7406804 Anonymous
>>7406755
Umm you do realize we only hate so much because tfwnogf right? Give us a girl to cuddle with next to a movie and we'd generally be pretty decent, if awkward. That and the vocal minority is pretty loud here.
5 hours later 7406829 Anonymous (Gina_Carano1.jpg 220x281 27kB)
>>7406766
this is a 7/10
5 hours later 7406833 mystery.jpg
>>7406804
>you do realize we only hate so much because tfwnogf right?
Not an excuse? I don't say any of those things because of tfwnogf. I've spoken to robots off /r9k/. They aren't nice people. Eeyore being the least nice person I've ever spoken to off of here.
5 hours later 7406848 Anonymous
>>7406833
I hear that. This whole fuckin' board is just one big porcupine's dillemma.
5 hours later 7406858 General Guy (I guess maybe.jpg 363x512 41kB)
>>7406766
>Everything is objective
People can rate things any way they want jackass, it's called perspective. As for my 7/10, google is no help but something along the lines of this maybe.
5 hours later 7406860 Anonymous (16546185.jpg 600x900 53kB)
>>7406829
Gina Carano is mannish/10.
>Michelle Waterson master race reporting
5 hours later 7406870 Anonymous
>>7406833
No, you say hateful things about guys instead.
5 hours later 7406901 Anonymous
>>7406860
She would get her ass kicked by her.
5 hours later 7406920 Anonymous
>>7406901
Naturally. Carano is like 180 pounds and 7 feet tall. Waterson is short and petite.
5 hours later 7406928 Anonymous
>>7406804
From my experience talking with guys, the only reason to stick around for a while and endure a girl is so she'll put out. We are annoying creatures good for emotional distress at first, but only physical in the long run.
5 hours later 7406952 Anonymous
>>7406928
But countless robots are asking for cuddles and waking up next to a girl, not getting their dick sucked and fucking some pussy yo.
Stop being annoying we want to stick around.
5 hours later 7406990 Anonymous
>>7406952
Lol at first.
Both genders grow tired of the other. It's a lie to say otherwise.
5 hours later 7406993 Anonymous
>>7406860
But she is pretty feminine for a girl of her strength. Gina is a 7/10 since she is a flawed beauty. the fact that she is probably stronger than me makes it even hotter. I would love to have Gina as my GF and I want to try to beat and abuse her, and then have her turn the tables on me and beat me until I admit she is stronger than me, after which I cry in her lap.
>tfw no strong gf
5 hours later 7407027 General Guy
>>7406928
This really. Not for all girls but most girls are just annoying.
They cry when you get on a touchy subject, they get mad when you disagree, they're either really girly or suffer from "one of the bros" syndrome.
I'll be acquainted with girls for the most part but friends? No way unless I'm interested in her.
5 hours later 7407059 Anonymous
>>7406990
So you're saying we should all go gay?
Even if it doesn't last forever, it's still worth it.
5 hours later 7407061 Earthwormstyle
>>7406759
Isn't that a bad thing as well?
If they just date her because of desperation overload
5 hours later 7407100 Anonymous
>>7407059
Not at all. I'm just stating that males only seek out companionship with females for sex or sexual reassurance. I'm not complaining about it; that's just the way it is.
5 hours later 7407114 Earthwormstyle
>>7407100
Thats wrong.
blox
5 hours later 7407143 Anonymous
>>7406993
>But she is pretty feminine for a girl of her strength.
Did you see her movie, Haywire? She was so mannish that her voice was dubbed over. Seriously, google the trailer.
5 hours later 7407150 Anonymous
>>7407100
except ur wrong m8
>>7406952 is more common
5 hours later 7407151 Anonymous
>>7407114
All right...
Elaborate?
5 hours later 7407161 Anonymous
>tfw actually met my physical ideal in the flesh and was too ugly for her
5 hours later 7407172 Anonymous
>>7407150
Yes, but tell me - why is that wanted?
5 hours later 7407194 Anonymous
>>7407172
Because we like romantic feels too? Doesn't really depend upon how she views us in bed, just that she loves us back.
5 hours later 7407196 mystery.jpg
>>7407161
Go away eeyore, no one cares. People have real problems here that don't deal with superficial bullshit.
5 hours later 7407221 Earthwormstyle
>>7407151
Sex just isn't that important to me. I give close to 0 fucks about still being a virgin at 20. There is nothing to it. I can be friends with girls, isn't even a problem for me. Even if I would have considered dating her
5 hours later 7407222 Anonymous
>>7407194
That's sexual reassurance.
5 hours later 7407262 Anonymous
>>7407196
>tripfag who complains about nothing but superficial shit
>telling other tripfags not to complain about superficial shit
>2012
5 hours later 7407264 Anonymous
>>7407222
Any kind of love is sexual reassurance? Then how is it gender specific?
5 hours later 7407297 Anonymous
>>7407221
get a load of this guy
call missing mid, fagget.
5 hours later 7407306 Earthwormstyle
>>7407297
I always call my misses to the people I'm skyping with
6 hours later 7407357 Anonymous (article-2210939-1548AC3D000005DC-708_634x417.jpg 634x417 35kB)
>>7403499
>tfw had an elderly lady talk to me today
Like in her 60's
>tfw I know she wants the stick
>tfw wouldn't say no
Sad part is I might fap to that tonight.
6 hours later 7407382 Anonymous
>>7407221
I personally don't believe friendships between two genders can necessarily exist, but that's my own opinion.
>>7407264
Romantic (physical) love is very temporary. I'm not saying it is gender specific at all.
6 hours later 7407423 Earthwormstyle
>>7407382
I've had it happen. (Online friendship though) But I don't see a reason for it not working offline as well
6 hours later 7407433 Anonymous
>>7406433
My boyfriend has said/done all of these things to me
Doesn't matter, got a partner
6 hours later 7407474 Anonymous
>>7407423
Really? With no other thought in the back of your head thinking they would be nice to have around "just in case" or if it "might work out"? I would be very surprised.
Genuine curiosity, not patronizing.
6 hours later 7407511 Anonymous
>>7407433
>a shit sandwich is better than no sandwich
You're literally mentally diseased if you think this.
6 hours later 7407542 Earthwormstyle
>>7407474
Dunno what I would've done if she would've started to make moves on me. I had no intention of dating her though.
Yeah maybe an "it might work out" somewhere in the depths of my mind
But the main thing was that she was a nice friend.
6 hours later 7407555 Anonymous
>>7407511
>woman
>mentally diseased
This is redundant.
6 hours later 7407559 Anonymous
>>7407511
To me he's the best sandwhich in the world, I don't class those things as bad I was just pointing out that guys do it too, I find it very endearing
6 hours later 7407579 Anonymous
>>7407555
Wasn't referring to gender. It applies to most of the feminine whiners on this board.
6 hours later 7407603 Anonymous
>>7403519
this just in. no one cares about height. most famous men are really small/below average. and besides, most women are below 5'9" so you're good.
6 hours later 7408014 Anonymous
>>7407603
>most famous men are really small/below average
yet they wear lifts
8 hours later 7408997 Anonymous
>>7407603
>most famous men
The keyword here is 'famous'. The keyword is always 'famous' or 'rich'.
8 hours later 7409259 Anonymous
>Tfw so lonely that I have no standards anymore
>Tfw I still don't get any girls because there's not a single female, no matter how desperate they may be, that likes me
I live a truly horrifying existence.
8 hours later 7409285 Anonymous
>>7409259
>being a defeatist
8 hours later 7409323 Anonymous
>>7409285
I'm not a defeatist. I just accept the reality which I see every day with my own two eyes.
No girl ever shows interest in me, not even as a friend. I have no female friends, just a bunch of acquaintances. I'm the only one in my group of friends to not have received some form of attention from girls, and a lot of my friends are even very socially awkward themselves. I do not have any reason to believe that a female will ever like me in my whole entire life.
9 hours later 7409854 Anonymous
>>7409323
> I'm the only one in my group of friends to not have received some form of attention from girls, and a lot of my friends are even very socially awkward themselves.
You are officially me. I'm so sorry.
9 hours later 7409877 napstunna
I trick myself into believing I have low standards/no standards.
And then some 2/10 confesses her love to me and I put my foot in her face.
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