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2013-06-12 10:47 7307756 Anonymous (0.jpg 500x500 62kB)
This is kind of a personal question. How would you kissless virgins feel and what would you think/do if you were being flirting with and hit on by a good looking woman irl? What I mean is how do you think you would react physically and mentally? I know it's hard to imagine something you have never had before though. Do you think that you would stammer/stutter, not able to make eye contact, blush, act awkward, and clumsy? Physically how do you think you would come off to a female? In this hypothetical situation the female is NOT turned off by this, in fact it is the reason why she is coming on to you. The sex escalates pretty normally besides this. Starts with talking and getting to know each other, goes to flirting, light touching, and from there she wants to take a bit of control (not in a dominating way but in a coddling way) and have sex with you. What happens?

1 min later 7307764 Anonymous
Probably the usual symptoms: get extremely uncomfortable for my perpetual fear of being judged; want to get away as quickly as possible; generally come off in the way you described; not be able to enjoy any part of it.

2 min later 7307774 Anonymous (0.jpg 500x697 17kB)
>>7307764 Would you enjoy it more knowing she was enjoying that aspect? The nervousness aspect I mean.

3 min later 7307781 Anonymous
Run away from fear of rejection. She can get any guy she wants and will get better offers daily. I can't compete with that.

3 min later 7307783 Anonymous
I would imagine we would have sex

6 min later 7307796 Anonymous
>>7307781 You wouldn't even want whatever you could get out of her? I.E: Sex.

6 min later 7307797 Anonymous
>assume it's some idiotic joke/setup >look for a way out without being too much of an asshole

6 min later 7307801 Anonymous
I guess I'd do what any girl would do in that situation. Smile and laugh at her shitty jokes.

6 min later 7307805 Anonymous
>>7307796 no, I have avoidant personality disorder. Rejection is more painful than anything.

7 min later 7307811 Anonymous
I would act normally because I'm not socially retarded. The reason I'm a kissless virgin is because I was homeschooled all my childhood so I didn't get a chance to make any friends or girlfriends.

9 min later 7307820 Anonymous
>>7307797 >look for a way out without being too much of an asshole But WHAT IF it wasn't??? Wasn't a joke at all, she was for real.

11 min later 7307827 Anonymous
Physically: Go through the same awkwardness Mentally: Get angry as fuck as to WHY she is trying to fuck with me. There is always a reason for this kinda thing.

11 min later 7307829 Anonymous (0.jpg 604x403 20kB)
Bumping with original content. Mutebloxxx.

11 min later 7307830 Anonymous
I would feel depressed because I have no money. I know what my parents teach me and the world has taught me that you can't love someone if you don't have money. That is why I have to become rich first before I can find a woman to love so I can show her that I love her because I have so much money. I would probably leave her behind and brush her to the side. If I can't sustain us both then there is only tragedy in the relationship.

13 min later 7307843 Anonymous (0.jpg 469x466 130kB)
>>7307827 What if the reason is she is turned on and wants to have sex and that's her thing?

18 min later 7307870 Anonymous
>>7307843 I would refuse to believe that and continue looking for the catch. I'm sure you understand how hard it would be for someone like me to just accept this happening like a gullible moron.

20 min later 7307885 Anonymous
I never had a problem with stuttering/getting all tardy; I've just never had interest from a girl.

21 min later 7307890 Anonymous
>>7307870 But this is a hypothetical situation. What if it really WAS happening?

22 min later 7307894 Anonymous
>>7307885 That's cute, what do you do?

22 min later 7307898 Anonymous
>>7307894 Keep talking and see where it goes.

23 min later 7307901 Anonymous
I would react like that, and have. If I was in that position she would have full control of me. (And I am 6'2" 190lbs) I have had my first kiss though, I just meet the least attractive females ever.

24 min later 7307911 greenshirtbanger
id be nervous but i would fuck her. especially if she had a fetish for akward robots

24 min later 7307912 Anonymous
>>7307890 I'd be the same exact way. Not exactly stuttering, but I'd be a little withdrawn and sullen, and my voice would probable be a bit low and monotone. I'm sure my resentment and suspicion would just shine through my body language. How would that be sexy?

26 min later 7307923 Anonymous
>>7307870 Yeah, this. I'd be consumed by paranoia and fear. She must be up to something. She must be trying to lure me into some kind of trap. Maybe not an OIMG SPERKMJAKIGN thing like MRAs go on about, but at least some kind of cruel practical joke.

27 min later 7307927 Anonymous
>>7307901 (same guy) I think strong women are sexy (assertive) Particularly feminists who are feminine but also appreciate equal respect and even role reversal Most guys wouldn't admit that either.

28 min later 7307935 Anonymous
>>7307927 Of course most guys wouldn't admit that; most guys don't feel that way male feminist pls go pls pls go

28 min later 7307937 Anonymous
i dont know what i would do. I can hardly talk to my parents. My head would explode.

30 min later 7307948 Anonymous
>>7307912 That's actually really really sexy anon...

35 min later 7307990 Anonymous
For fuck sake OP this will never happen to us. Why is r9k being so fucking mean tonight?

38 min later 7308007 Anonymous
Nope. I'm a kissless virgin because I missed out on teenage romance so everyone's now experienced and I have no idea what to do, plus I have a fairly small dick. Thing is I am a master flirt. I don't know how I do it, but I give off the impression of being alpha as fuck and I can get a girl to do anything for me. So in a case like that I'd probably be flirting back, touching back, and if I was ballsy enough, ask her back to my place. I've been in similar positions but have never asked her to come back to my place. I'm tempted to just call an escort and lose my kissless virginity so I can obtain the knowledge that my dick is indeed big enough for a vagina.

38 min later 7308014 Anonymous
had a friend who was forced to work with a solid 9 for some school project. she found his inability to make eye contact with her adorable and it was beginning to progress similarly to how you explained. shame he never took it any further, though he says he learned a lot from her.

40 min later 7308025 Anonymous
Well, no female showed interest in me ever so she would need to be extreme pushy to get some response out of me. Like won't let go of my hands or say bluntly she wants to have sex with me. Anything below this keeps me in "professional" mode where I politely answer questions if I'm asked but nothing more. After this I would switch in "push her away" mode. I would politely try to persuade her that I'm a bad person and she has no reason to like me. If she's not stopping then I'm not sure. I have a weak body and need time to think things through so there is a chance she can force herself on me. Although I don't beleve I could get hard to have sex with her anyway.

42 min later 7308041 Anonymous
>>7307948 And here's the obligotory post just to contradict what I say and prove me wrong. Is this behaviour REALLY sexy? Does it really get you all hot and bothered seeing a guy in his 20s turn into some angsty Squall wannabe in this kind of situation? >>7307990 This is the part that gets me the most about threads like this.

42 min later 7308042 Anonymous
I would most likely just drolly tell her to piss off and stop bothering the shit out of me. If it was a guy, on the other hand...

43 min later 7308047 Anonymous
had a friend who had to work on a school project with a solid 8. she found his inability to maintain eye contact and form coherent sentences adorable. their relationship was progressing similarly to how you described, but it never really got as far as light touching. quite the shame, though he said he learned from the situation.

44 min later 7308061 Anonymous
had a friend who had to work on a school project with a solid 7. she found his inability to maintain eye contact and form coherent sentences adorable. their relationship was progressing similarly to how you described, but it never really got as far as light touching. quite the shame, though he said he learned from the situation.

46 min later 7308077 Anonymous
Yeah, things will never go beyond flirting from her side, because I'll immediately assume she's making fun of me, and get the hell out of there. Like a boss.

56 min later 7308154 Anonymous
>>7308041 It gets me really wet, yes. It doesn't matter who believes me because I'm anonymous. You are under no obligation to believe me or have any of your opinions/life experiences changed because of what I'm saying. >>7308025 Nice, thank you.

1 hours later 7308203 Anonymous
>>7308154 can you highlight all the responses that turns you on

1 hours later 7308213 Anonymous (Franken Stein.jpg 205x246 12kB)
>>7308154 Either way, are you just asking us this because you are just trying to get with some awkward robot-like guy you know? Some guys get all the luck.

1 hours later 7308218 Ian
>>7307756 Hot and bothered but as soon as I learn she might be on a similar level I could get comfortable

1 hours later 7308259 Anonymous
>>7307820 >Wasn't a joke at all, she was for real. Too many irl situations have conditioned me to believe otherwise. >only asian girl in my grade is a super qt >crush on her >she sits to my left >one day, she randomly asks me out >say yes >turns to her friend sitting next to her >"told you he'd say yes" >crushed

1 hours later 7308269 Anonymous (one only sees death.jpg 478x720 208kB)
I actually have flirted IRL, sometimes with incredible looking girls. It's just been for fun though with both of us knowing it won't lead anywhere. A few years ago I'd probably drop spaghetti everywhere but for some reason I've been confident as fuck the last two years.

1 hours later 7308283 Anonymous (1307072928100.png 679x427 12kB)
>How would you kissless virgins feel and what would you think/do if you were being flirting with and hit on by a good looking woman irl? I'd probably be absolutely normal. Mainly because I know that at the very least, she's not interested in me and probably already has a BF, and at most, she's probably just doing it to mock me in front of her friends or social audience or whatever. Once you realize and accept that she's never going to get with you, then you don't have anything to fear about. So I stop feeling anxious about making mistakes or screwing up some magical opportunity. So I can interact in a calm friendly manner and not give a rat's ass. In my mind she becomes like another dude who I've just met, so all sexual tension is gone. If they try to make fun of me or be mean to me, the joke's on them because other people will see them as being assholes. Personally, I've never had anyone act like a general cunt towards me before, so I wouldn't know. But that's how I roll when I meet good looking women. Consider her a lost cause from the beginning, and not to give a shit.

1 hours later 7308284 Anonymous
>>7308259 I hate shit like this.

1 hours later 7308292 Anonymous
I'd automatically assume she's trying to set me up for some trick, or is really drunk, or otherwise mentally retarded.

1 hours later 7308294 Anonymous
Ignore, walk away, got other important things to attend to. I'm at that point where I don't care anymore.

1 hours later 7308300 Anonymous
I don't think I could, in all good consciousness, fuck a girl retarded enough to find me attractive.

1 hours later 7308317 Anonymous
Well i'd let her get to know me, and that will definitely make her lose interest. I've done some terrible things in my life and I am a terrible person, once I make her understand that, things will be normal again.

1 hours later 7308320 Anonymous
>>7307756 At first I might think it's some kind of trick because I'm not use to having girls talk to me. After the initial shock and fear subsides and I get a little less nervous I'll ask her for her phone number and call her in a day or so and ask her out for a coffee or if she wants to go see a movie. But none of this will ever happen because men are always expected to make the first move and I can't do this because of my crippling anxiety.

1 hours later 7308352 Anonymous
>What happens She gets to know me and realizes I am the most boring and unattractive fuck ever, then she dries up like a goddamn desert and all is right with the world.

1 hours later 7308358 Anonymous
>>7308203 Well not many because there isn't enough description in them.

1 hours later 7308366 Anonymous
I would try to take it my stride but I'd be a little cautious, since I wouldn't be exactly sure what she wanted from me. However as soon as she made her intentions clear i'd lose my spaghetti. Blushing, clumsyness, second-guessing errything. I wouldn't know what to do if she started to tease me a little or touched my arm.

1 hours later 7308381 Anonymous
>>7308283 This is how I also do it. I manage to hang out with beautiful women all day because I know there is no chance for me, making it a non-sexual encounter, which enables me to be around them all day.

1 hours later 7308455 Anonymous
>>7308366 This turns me on... A lot. OP here.

1 hours later 7308482 Anonymous
>>7308455 You didn't answer my question. Are you just gauging responses to know how to proceed with your robot friend?

1 hours later 7308506 Anonymous
>>7308482 Well, no I'm just horny and lonely.

1 hours later 7308528 Anonymous
>>7308506 Go find you someone instead of flustering a bunch of awkward nerds.

1 hours later 7308548 Anonymous
>>7308528 >instead of flustering a bunch of awkward nerds. This is exactly what I want and need.

1 hours later 7308561 Anonymous
>>7308548 It's what's doing it for me right now...

1 hours later 7308575 Anonymous
>>7307756 >How would you kissless virgins feel and what would you think/do if you were being flirting with and hit on by a good looking woman irl? It would be irritating. >Physically how do you think you would come off to a female? Obviously uninterested. >The sex escalates pretty normally besides this. It won't.

1 hours later 7308576 Anonymous
When I lost my first kiss, and my virginity, I was extremely shy and submissive. I wouldn't make eye contact, I took a bit to respond to speech, and I probably acted a bit awkward. The first kiss was followed after lots of cuddling where we weren't exactly in facial contact, she just started kissing my neck and then our eyes made contact, and she planted a short one on my lips. Losing virginity occurred after a few sessions of fooling around. She would just take off her clothes and cuddle up to me, grab her chest and say "hey.... boobs are soft. wanna squeeze?" and I would instantly grab them and never take my hands off, then she would put her hands through my boxers and start grabbing my dick. Eventually I'd get brave and start sliding my hands down her panties but she would do things like squeeze my dick so I would lay off, then she suggested we started 69ing. We would just lay there naked in bed after we were tired and she would just cuddle up, she would just keep her hand on my dick and really slowly and casually just jack me off. Sometimes she would mount me and put her cock up to her entrance and prod it against her opening, teasing me saying she's not going to put it in. One time though, she decided to prod it a bit and then took my entire 7" cock down to the balls in her vagina with one long soft moan. I didn't even know how to react, because we had established that neither would be giving our virginity, and we had no protection or anything. I was quite literally just, insane for a moment like I had just taken some serious drugs staring at her. She just looked at me and said "I'm not moving. Get ontop of me.", so I quickly put her into missionary, completely filled her perfectly just tapping her cervix with hard thrusts, and I just pounded fast away at her like a pornstar while she squeeked non-stop, switching over to doggystyle and eventually collapsing ontop of her in pronebone just pushing her into the bed with my dick as hard as I could.

2 hours later 7308594 Anonymous (Kokopuffs.png 300x300 116kB)
>>7308548 Well, glad to satisfy.

2 hours later 7308620 Anonymous
>>7307756 Awkward, fear, possible nausea, be so uncomfortable that I may want to actually full on run away, I can't say for sure but if it actually happened I think I would be quiet and not really accept any compliments given to me, the no eye contact part is obvious.

2 hours later 7308642 MJ Mage
>>7307756 The girl in that pic is giving me the fucking creeps. Pale girls should NOT dye their hair that light blonde. Onto the OP. Girls are not turned off by those things. I actually have a natural stutter. I'm also naturally clumsy, and everyone blushes when flirting. Flirting is kinda awkward anyways. But if you're smiling and laughing in your awkwardness, she will be too.

2 hours later 7308811 Anonymous
My hands get sweaty and I blush. Usually start fidgeting with my hands and keep losing my train f thought when talking.

2 hours later 7308873 Anonymous
>>7308642 Stuttering is the sexiest. Do you have skype?

2 hours later 7308938 Anonymous
>>7308259 People like that need to go in the bin

3 hours later 7309003 Anonymous
>>7307756 not kissless but it would depend on how she presented herself. If she acted like sex was casual then I would just have a normal conversation while trying to steer the topic away from obvious flirting.

3 hours later 7309045 Anonymous
Kissless virgin signing in. I've been flirting with by a few girls, which is surprising to me but I can't be blamed for their bad tastes in men. I remain a kissless virgin by choice; simply because I don't want a relationship. Think cartoons; that one nerdy guy who's full of himself and thinks girls are after him. He carries around bear mace and a tazer, I'm like that except to a less extreme extent; I only carry around pepper spray and a baton.

3 hours later 7309124 Anonymous
>>7307797 same here i-doubt-this-is-original-so-im-dodg ing-the-robot

3 hours later 7309154 Anonymous (cray.jpg 447x676 48kB)
>>7309045 Keep it safe anon.

3 hours later 7309167 Anonymous
>>7309154 Thank you good sir, I will.

3 hours later 7309237 Anonymous
>>7309167 Carry a lightsaber to protect it.

4 hours later 7309351 Anonymous
I want to see a hot girl with a fat ugly virgin.

4 hours later 7309474 Anonymous
>any sane female interested in a jobless kissless possible NEET, possible failing at uni, no friends, no car, no place with no real aspiration for the future fact is sane females want a bf with at least three or four of the following. Any female telling you otherwise only go to prove the adage that 'women do not know what they want'. >job >car >own place >studying >actual goals for the future >friends >sexual experience this post isn't even meant to be misogynistic, it's a cold hard reminder that women want successful men or men aspiring to be successful.

4 hours later 7309509 Anonymous
>>7307774 Lets get real here for a second. Its not possible. She would make fun of me.

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