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2013-06-09 03:52 7265906 Anonymous (20130427_131735.jpg 480x640 24kB)
/r9k/ escort experience/wizard powers denouncing general? Pic related, I'll be tapping this soon.
1 min later 7265920 Anonymous
>that stupid angle
Welp.
2 min later 7265936 Anonymous (20130427_131817-1.jpg 640x587 27kB)
>>7265920
Looks nice in other angles too.
3 min later 7265948 Anonymous (20130427_131329.jpg 480x640 29kB)
>>7265936
Another one, last one I'll post of her.
3 min later 7265949 Anonymous
did she get her dress caught in a door or something what happened to those two chunks on the sides were they sliced clean off m8
3 min later 7265955 Anonymous (IMG_20130606_193709_0.jpg 359x480 18kB)
>2013
>not paying a mere $80 to get tit fucked by a somewhat ugly girl with giant tits
4 min later 7265959 Anonymous
What about her face? You might be in for a nasty surprise.
5 min later 7265970 Anonymous
>>7265959
I'll just walk out.
5 min later 7265980 Ron
I have $2.5K sitting in the bank.
How do I find a nice, trustworthy escort without getting my ass robbed or even killed by niggers?
6 min later 7265991 Anonymous
>>7265906
>tfw no cheap cuddle hookers
8 min later 7266016 Anonymous
>>7265955
I'd hire that ho just to watch her titties bouncing around as I make her fuck on all fours.
I love making chesty girls boobs bounce around.. no idea why it's so hot to me
9 min later 7266022 Anonymous
>>7265906
>>7265936
>>7265948
What do you call an outfit like that? I want to Google it and masturbate, you see.
10 min later 7266031 Anonymous
>2013
>Living in or around Buffalo
10 min later 7266036 mystery.jpg
>>7265980
Where do you live? I'll find one for you.
11 min later 7266042 Anonymous
She's fucking fat bro
11 min later 7266045 Anonymous
>>7266036
Why do you have experience in looking for female hookers, mystery?
12 min later 7266054 Anonymous
>>7266036
New Jersey, USA
12 min later 7266055 Ron (1352002814772.jpg 900x675 303kB)
>>7266036
I'm not giving some /r9k/ slut my location. Thanks, but no thanks.
13 min later 7266067 Anonymous
What about boston?
14 min later 7266075 Anonymous
>>7266036
Could you find each of us a virgin instead?
15 min later 7266082 Pachacutec
>>7266075
Virgin hookers are hard to find, man...
15 min later 7266084 Anonymous
>>7266022
It's a 'bodycon' type dress.
15 min later 7266091 Anonymous
For those of you new to this, enjoy:
http://www.backpage.com/
Find your city. Go to the escorts section. Reverse google image search any images that seem too good to be true. Also use the reverse images to look up reviews. For example, I avoided a girl that is known to take your money and run, thanks to looking up reviews using google reverse image search with one of her pics.
15 min later 7266093 Ron
>>7266075
Fuck off with your high standards you pathetic weeaboo.
Holy fuck, shit like this is why this board is despicable.
16 min later 7266100 Anonymous
>>7266055
daymmmm rekt
18 min later 7266117 Anonymous
>>7266091
What the fuck? There are so many imposters! Do they rob people?
18 min later 7266119 Ron (monkeypage.jpg 571x867 74kB)
>>7266091
>first on the list
This is why I don't do this. I want to get laid, not get AIDs.
19 min later 7266132 Anonymous
>>7266119
Well, go with a white one then....and wear protection you silly nigga.
20 min later 7266144 Anonymous
>>7266119
>monkeypage.jpg
top lel
Yeah, niggers = automatic AIDS
20 min later 7266149 Ron
>>7266132
What if there are no white ones?
20 min later 7266150 Anonymous (sweaty_man_HD.png 1200x692 111kB)
OH GOD
ALL THESE GRILS ARE AVAILABLE 2 FUK NEAR ME
ALL I NEED IS TO GIVE THEM MONEY??
OH GOD
20 min later 7266153 Anonymous
>>7266149
Leave Detroit
21 min later 7266156 Anonymous
>paying for hookers instead of drugs
23 min later 7266174 Ron (waifuhooker.jpg 200x345 12kB)
Oh shit, found a weeaboo-tier hooker.
23 min later 7266179 Anonymous
>>7266091
>first one isn't my type and looks like a pill popper
>second is a fake picture
>third is fat as fuck with fake blond hair
>fourth one down is a tranny
Jesus christ.
24 min later 7266187 Anonymous
>>7266174
Probably fake. Check her phone number on theeroticreview.com
24 min later 7266191 Ron (chidf.jpg 500x500 121kB)
>>7266156
Shut up crackhead druggie, this isn't your thread.
25 min later 7266194 Anonymous
>>7266174
Nah bro. I can already tell without reverse image searching that this pic is a fake. Looks like a professional photo of a model.
>>7266179
Gotta dig for the treasure.
25 min later 7266195 Anonymous
>>7266174
fake
81 results
http://www.tineye.com/search/1979ae 763aa58bb043111378c2659d793d2da0c4/ ?pluginver=firefox-1.1
25 min later 7266197 mystery.jpg
y'all gonna get killed one day if you keep up with these backpage shenanigans
26 min later 7266203 Anonymous
>>7266197
Stop talking like a nigger. None of that ya'll shit.
26 min later 7266206 Ron (creditcardhooker.jpg 640x947 74kB)
Found this one. Apparently she accepts credit cards.
How the fuck would that work? Would HOOKER - $2000 show up on my statement or some shit?
27 min later 7266212 Anonymous
>>7266191
>All drugs are crack
>All drug users are crackheads
I bet you think everything politicians say is the truth, too.
27 min later 7266218 Anonymous
>>7266194
Ain't no treasure there unless you count the fifth bitch down that was dark as fuck and called herself 'Black Goldd'.
28 min later 7266222 Anonymous
>>7266119
>I don't discuss service details through text, over the phone, or in person
so... how do you discuss that with her? Do you not discuss it at all? Just show up, give her money, and >imply what you want her to do to give her plausible deniability or something?
28 min later 7266224 Anonymous
>>7266206
>credit card
lel.
probably get your card copied by the russian mob that runs her
28 min later 7266225 Anonymous
what is this in/out call shit? is that like her place or my place?
29 min later 7266230 Ron
>>7266212
This is why nobody likes your kind.
Go smoke some meth faggot.
29 min later 7266231 Anonymous
>>7266225
in = hers
out = your choosing
29 min later 7266233 Anonymous
Apparently some dude said if you have a meth-pipe, you can cum in these bitches bareback, despite them either absolutely refusing bareback or charging 2000 for it or whatever bullshit.
I don't smoke meth, but I would for that, maybe.
>inb4 you die of AIDS, yolo
30 min later 7266238 Anonymous
What's a tantric massage? Is that some hooker lingo?
33 min later 7266274 Anonymous
>>7266206
Look up what a certified escort is.
33 min later 7266277 Anonymous
I paid 60 dollars to fuck a 8/10 Romanian prostitute for 30 minutes.
>tfw pounding from behind and pulling her pony tail
How'd I do?
33 min later 7266283 Anonymous
>>7266238
Buddhist sex massage.
33 min later 7266289 mystery.jpg
>>7266203
I'm sorry, I'm transitioning in between /r9k/ and a forum for nigresses (I have 2,723 posts on it and I have to fit in otherwise I'll prob get banned for being a cracker)
No but really, why would you use backpage lol
36 min later 7266312 Ron
>>7266277
Was she alright looking?
Alright, seriously faggots, I'm getting very interested in this. I don't mind paying ~$200 for a prostitute.
36 min later 7266319 Anonymous
Got an escort from the internet when I was in Fayetteville, NC. She was pretty hot and seemed legit, looked the same as in her pics when she stood in front of my hotel room...only problem was once I opened the door her pimp stormed in wielding a gun and robbed me of all my cash and credit cards. Couldn't call the cops or do anything about it because I'd just get myself into legal trouble since solicitation is illegal...
36 min later 7266320 Anonymous
What the hell are some of these terms?
HH?
36 min later 7266324 mystery.jpg
>>7266312
He has HIV now.
37 min later 7266328 Anonymous
>>7266289
Y-You're black, Mystery?
37 min later 7266332 Anonymous
>>7266289
>I have 2,723 posts on it and I have to fit in otherwise I'll prob get banned for being a cracker)
You're a weird nigger mole. And why not? Hookers on backpage are cheaper.
38 min later 7266336 Anonymous
>>7266312
She was very hot and gave a good performance. Did everything from moaning and pulling on my shirt while I was missionary fucking her etc.
38 min later 7266345 Ron
>>7266319
This is what I'm fucking trying to avoid.
Holy fuck why is prostitution illegal in the first place? This shit pisses me the fuck offfffffffff.
39 min later 7266348 Anonymous
>>7266319
Why didn't you have your own gun? Something similar happened in my city but the guy who the pimp attacked had a shotgun with him and killed him. He got off scott free too.
39 min later 7266349 Anonymous
>>7266312
$200/hr is a lot, unless they are a 8-10/10. $100-$160hr are typical payments for the average escort.
39 min later 7266351 Anonymous
>>7266336
was this in the US?
i make a lot of money and have been planning on going on a European sex tour soon, planning on hitting Ukraine, Romania, etc
42 min later 7266382 Ron (nigga i wunna fuk.jpg 466x938 74kB)
Here's one I'm actually interested in.
She only accepts text messages, so I won't have to sound like such a faggot when I contact her.
42 min later 7266393 mystery.jpg
>>7266328
No, but I find it so incredibly interesting to peep into the minds of black women... I have no idea.
I mostly troll - err, spark discussion - them. ._. They have their own version of /pol/ too.
43 min later 7266394 Anonymous
>>7266351
Nah, northern Italy. I'm American but I "live" here. The prostitutes are super cheap and it's perfectly legal so you don't have to worry about the police. You usually get half an hour for 40-60 euros. Most of them are Romanian, Russian, Polish, etc. and every now and then you'll find that rare local Italian prostitute. You just approach them on the street at around 11PM-3AM and they will lead you to a sex apartment.
44 min later 7266411 Ron
>>7266393
>they have their own version of /pol/ too
Explain, whore/
45 min later 7266426 Anonymous
>>7266394
cool, that sounds glorious
are they mostly hot? it sure sounds like it
47 min later 7266448 Anonymous
>be married
>want to fuck escorts
God, this is hard.
48 min later 7266451 Anonymous
>>7266426
>are they mostly hot?
You done lost your mind. They're landwhales with kids from several different men complaining how they can't find no real men.
48 min later 7266462 Anonymous
>>7266448
Go ahead. Your wife is probably fucking some guy on the side anyway.
48 min later 7266464 Ron
>>7266448
Don't cheat on your wife faggot, and if you feel these urges so strongly, you may want to divorce.
50 min later 7266484 Anonymous
>>7266464
But I like my family life, I just need to dip my wick more often than married sex allows.
51 min later 7266489 Anonymous (backpage6.jpg 422x944 38kB)
I'm so gonna tap this soon
51 min later 7266502 Anonymous
>>7266484
Don't you have sex every night with your wife? I do.
52 min later 7266508 Anonymous
>>7266426
Yeah, most of them are pretty hot. I live in vicenza which is a medium sized city of around 100k people. If you go to one of the bigger cities in northern Italy, like milano or venice, you'll find an even bigger selection of prostitutes. Italy probably has the best prostitutes in Europe because of its close proximity to eastern - and southeastern europe, where a lot of hot immigrant prostitutes come from.
Interesting fact: Italians call prostitutes lucciola, which means firefly.
52 min later 7266511 Anonymous
>>7266489
You horrifying sick fuck.
52 min later 7266512 Anonymous
>>7266489
Dude, if you're paying for it at least have some standards.
53 min later 7266525 Anonymous
>>7266502
Lol no. Young children, she's moody 24/7, etc etc.
Once a week is more like it.
Man, going to the stripclub is torture. These young girls with nice bodies rubbing all over me...it's heaven, but it ends so soon.
I~ might be addicted to sex.
55 min later 7266538 Anonymous
>>7266525
Sorry to hear that man. Yeah I see how young kids would stop it.
55 min later 7266544 Ron
>>7266484
Then talk to your wife about this. There are programs out there where you can get with other couples and share each other's spouses. It's a lot less degenerate than an "open marriage", which is basically where your wife fucks 100 young nigger dicks and you fuck a prostitute once in a while, and eventually your wife sees how fucking dumb the situation is and leaves your ass for one of the nignogs.
If you have kids, you definitely need to avoid a divorce and just talk with your wife about your situation, and even if she gets mad at first, she'll come to terms and agree to cooperate.
Just don't fucking cheat on her. You will ruin everything, from your kids' childhood, to your wife's life.
57 min later 7266566 Anonymous
>>7266544
Mmmm, see, as hypocritical as it might seem, I could never share my wife.
I've got the old view of it, where she's "mine", and if anyone else had her outside of violent rape, I probably wouldn't want her anymore.
Again, I am aware of the hypocrisy, but in a disconnected sort of way, as one is aware of the moon.
57 min later 7266567 Anonymous
>>7266512
If not standards at least make it weird. Have sex with a large black woman or a midget. Or a grandma. OOoooooh a fat black grandma. Just to say you did it once.
59 min later 7266581 Anonymous
>>7266567
>http://www.backpage.com/
Get
59 min later 7266583 Ron
>>7266566
>I could never share my wife
>but I want my wife to share me
I don't know what to tell you. This is the reason so many people refer to robots being misogynistic.
59 min later 7266592 Anonymous
>>7266508
very glorious, good info
makes it tempting to get a 9/10 Romanian (or other) virgin mail-order bride
1 hours later 7266597 Anonymous
>>7266567
>>7266581
Hmph forgot r9k was this slow
C'est la vie
1 hours later 7266603 Anonymous
>>7266583
It's just different.
Women aren't mad because men fuck other women. Women get mad because they think men love other women.
And they don't. It's just about the conquest, the release.
Hell, I'd let my wife watch me bang another girl, and not just for the NTR value.
1 hours later 7266613 Anonymous (forop.png 811x619 50kB)
>>7266592
backpage doesn't have shit on - the erotic review dot com
I use it to send whores for raids to strangers houses but would serve a good purpose for sex. All you need is your area code. Pic related - a raid.
1 hours later 7266639 Anonymous
>>7266394
>and it's perfectly legal
Uuuh no it isn't.
I mean, it's legal for them but not for the customer, just a roundabout way to make it illegal.
I don't think there'll be any policeman on you, but it's still illegal.
1 hours later 7266654 Anonymous
>>7266639
yea they did that in Rhode Island - prostitutes are okay but brothels and johns aren't.
It's still legal in cities of less than 200,000 population in Nevada though. Not Vegas, just outside of vegas.
1 hours later 7266669 Anonymous
>>7266639
It's legal.
>"Prostitution is legal (it is not mentioned in the Penal Code as such), brothels and pimping are illegal. Single sex workers working from apartments are 'tolerated'."
1 hours later 7266728 Anonymous
Man I want to fuck a hooker so bad.
Should I go for a naturally busty white girl? Maybe an athletic black girl. Or perhaps the standard fob asian?
Seriously, if you have the money, being a man is great.
1 hours later 7266766 Anonymous
>>7266669
It's not, stop making bullshit up.
http://www.stranieriinitalia.it/bri guglio/immigrazione-e-asilo/2008/ap rile/legge-75-1958.html
1 hours later 7266807 Anonymous
>>7266766
It's the same issue as people saying weed is "legal" somewhere. It's not legal anywhere - It's decriminalized or not regulated.
Never legal - like if weed was decriminalized in the US, an employer could still fire you for failing a drug test. It'll never be legal here.
1 hours later 7266866 Anonymous
Many, if not most, don't look like their pictures. They use flattering angles and/or use old pictures, so you're seeing them before they gained weight or got heavily into drugs. Some may look alright but will have some kind of off-putting defect, like they'll smell like a weeks worth of old cigarettes or their crotch will smell like it's rotting off.
If you see enough of them, eventually you'll get lucky and find one that seems perfect to you. Just be weary of getting too friendly, because even the ones who seem normal will get friendly back and start trying to use you for favors, i.e. rides, "borrowing" money, etc.
1 hours later 7266868 Anonymous (Screenshot_2013-06-08-22-10-031876249837.png 1280x800 374kB)
Always look out for the freshest meat on the market. Shes 18. maybe.
>Even though if I keep heading in this direction im might end up with some time in the pokey.
1 hours later 7266877 Anonymous
>>7266603
no, woman get mad because you're fucking someone else, same way you don't want her with another guy.
it's just woman also think you love the other girl as well, which adds to the sense of betrayal when she finds out what you did.
1 hours later 7266879 Anonymous
>>7266807
I know, like I said it's unlikely a policeman will care, but it's still better to set the record straight. Mostly because of HIV, which spreads more when prostitution isn't legal in a way or another.
1 hours later 7266898 Anonymous
>>7266382
I don't have a problem paying to sleep with her.
1 hours later 7266904 Anonymous
>>7266868
Always reverse image search pics, especially ones that seem too good to be true. Always trust your instincts, if you get a weird feeling about the ad itself or when you call, then abort.
1 hours later 7266905 Anonymous
>>7266807
>It's not legal anywhere
North Korea.
1 hours later 7266931 Anonymous
>>7266905
It's not regulated in North Korea - if it were legal they wouldn't receive any foreign aid
1 hours later 7266941 Anonymous (epicturtleface.jpg 299x293 8kB)
>>7266336
You wore your shirt?
1 hours later 7266942 Anonymous
>>7266807
You're right but employers can fire or deny employment for any reason (except racial discrimination, etc). Hospitals can refuse to hire someone if they test positive for nicotine metabolites, for example.
1 hours later 7266957 Anonymous (Untitled-1.jpg 492x746 253kB)
I think this is the one. She's 29, but I have a thing for mature women, and her body looks delicious. Here I go /r9k/. I leave you my wizard staff.
1 hours later 7266959 Anonymous
>>7266942
Not all of the US is a right-to-work state so I'm assuming you also live in a place like VA.
1 hours later 7266971 Anonymous
>>7266904
Shes real been to her all ready shes like 4'8
>My fetish
But anyway lets say I do fall into a trap, is there anyway precautionary actions I can take to avoid arrest, like the boob test? would that work
1 hours later 7266974 Anonymous
>>7266959
"Right to work" only refers to laws that weaken union powers
1 hours later 7266975 Anonymous
>>7266206
you can tell she's had a kid
>>7266957
>29
She looks much older
1 hours later 7266990 Anonymous
>>7266971
What do you mean, "trap"? First of all, to avoid a cop you should always ask a girl this questions:
"Are you a cop?"
If they give you any answer besides a direct "No", calmly take out your cell phone, say something urgent came up and that you have to go.
1 hours later 7266994 Anonymous
>>7265991
>Implying cuddle hookers aren't more expensive than regular hookers
Who remembers that snuggery girl? Last I remember she was charging $60 an hour (read $1 per minute)
And you don't even get to grab her tits.
I bet when feminists start embracing snuggle-whores that they'll berate me for "objectifying" a girl who is literally selling her body for money.
1 hours later 7266997 Anonymous
>>7266975
>She looks much older
All the better for me. A fit, mature women is my sexual dream.
1 hours later 7267005 Anonymous
>>7266990
you're retarded
cops don't have to say they aren't a cop. this is a common misconception.
fucking idiot.
1 hours later 7267007 Anonymous
>>7266971
>precautionary actions
Best way is to read reviews, once you meet there's no real way to know if she's a cop. Real whores will ask you to "get comfortable" in order to rule out that you are not a cop, but a cop will do the same thing when trying to arrest a john.
1 hours later 7267010 Anonymous
>>7266931
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legali ty_of_cannabis_by_country
>North Korea
>The growth, sale and consumption of cannabis is not regulated by the North Korean government or classified as a drug
1 hours later 7267013 Anonymous
>>7266990
>"Are you a cop?"
This does NOT work, at least in the US. I guess that may vary by country.
1 hours later 7267016 Anonymous (1312314767624.jpg 200x200 10kB)
>>7267005
oh god do people really believe this?
1 hours later 7267022 Anonymous
>>7267013
>>7267005
Newfags to law detected.
1 hours later 7267026 Anonymous
>>7267016
look it up retard.
in the US, cops do NOT have to admit they are a cop when undercover
this is federal law.
1 hours later 7267034 mysterys biggest fan
I could never do an escort. The whole time the only thing I'd be thinking about is that she's only doing this b/c I paid her. I would prefer a girl to WANT to fuck me.
1 hours later 7267035 Anonymous
>>7267010
"Not regulated" is what I initially stated...
1 hours later 7267036 Anonymous
>>7267026
It's in the amendment faggot, somewhere near the back. Cops have to tell the truth or they go to jail.
1 hours later 7267039 Anonymous
>>7267036
you are wrong, retard
from wikipedia:
"Entrapment law in the United States does not require police officers to identify themselves as police in the case of a sting or other undercover work.[78] The law is specifically concerned with enticing people to commit crimes they would not have considered in the normal course of events.[79]"
look at how dumb you look now
1 hours later 7267043 Anonymous
>>7267034
Everyone would prefer a girl to WANT them.
But this is /r9k/, we are the Unlovables.
1 hours later 7267045 Anonymous
>>7266990
>>7266990
Trap as in prostitutiion sting ya dingus
1 hours later 7267048 Anonymous
Cops don't have to say they're cops you fucking retards. Trolling? Or babby sheltered faggots
Holy fucking christ. I need to shoot some shard to get rid of this headache from reading your idiots drivel
1 hours later 7267051 Anonymous
>>7267039
No I'm pretty sure it's near the back of the amendment.
1 hours later 7267056 Anonymous
>>7267051
wow you are dumb.
1 hours later 7267067 Anonymous
>>7267056
No I've read the amendment, it's definitely there.
1 hours later 7267094 Anonymous
>>7267067
this guy is right, its somewhere near the back
1 hours later 7267119 Anonymous
>>7267094
toward the end like 3 lines above "the end".
Don't worry brother - the reason that people believe this is because it's a ruse. Just like anytime you see a military uniform on a television show or movie - something is... off or wrong about the dress.
Like the belief that it can take 30 seconds to trace a call? Bullshit, absolute bullshit. Let them think it though, so they can get arrested when they do stupid shit.
1 hours later 7267166 Anonymous
>>7267119
>toward the end like 3 lines above "the end".
No it says:
The End
PS. Cops can't lie
God Bless America
2 hours later 7267223 Anonymous
>>7267166
you must've gotten that last bit from wikipedia. It clearly on the bill of rights states "Murica"
3 hours later 7268241 Anonymous
>>7266319
>Couldn't call the cops or do anything about it because I'd just get myself into legal trouble since solicitation is illegal...
you could have just left that got when you reported it, retard.
3 hours later 7268361 SpillCanvas
>>7266150
We all been there man, we all been there
5 hours later 7269273 Anonymous
>>7267010
But isn't anything 'not regulated' legal by default? After all, it's not legal things that must be marked as so form them to be legal. Yet.
5 hours later 7269313 Anonymous
>>7266866
Oh god, exploitation of beta doormat tendencies by hookers. Sounds nightmarish.
5 hours later 7269338 Anonymous
>check out backpage
>it's all fatties and fake pictures
>feel depressed
>look at TER, with reviews/pics of girls nearby
>are all hot as fuck, and the standard rate seems to be $300 for an hour
Holy shit, I think I found salvation. As soon as I finish school and get that big bucks job, I'm fucking whores weekly.
5 hours later 7269357 Anonymous
>>7266345
This is why you got to do your research. Read the girl's reviews on eroticreview and other sights.
5 hours later 7269511 Anonymous
>>7266393
This is the only trolling I approve of you doing.
links to the site? Im curious bout their black /pol/ forums and wish to read it for my amusement
6 hours later 7269632 Anonymous
>>7266868
damn she's a cutie... pity she's a sex slave... its damn obvious.
There's one that was posted in my town for a bit and she was dragged out of the river recently. kinda knew it'd happen she look'd young too. the assholes that did it got busted and it was a whole mess in the papers.
6 hours later 7269660 Anonymous
>>7266957
Nice choice brobot. I'd hit the fuck outta that. Definetly get her on all fours and wrap her hair in my one hand.. I like the older broad look too. I was looking at this decent looking 37yr old earlier.
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