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2013-06-04 08:16 7206484 Anonymous (gay_uniform-01.jpg 455x808 172kB)
Canadian feels thread When you're just north of a country that has the most powerful military, economy and cultural influence in the history of the universe, it's natural to feel a little piddly by comparison.

3 min later 7206526 Anonymous
You have internet in Canada now? What a futuristic world we live in.

3 min later 7206527 Anonymous
>>7206484 Canadian as well here. Tfw everyone here suffers from a massive case of unwarranted self-importance and a deluded sense of superiority. Also, Ottawa is like a third world dump.

4 min later 7206532 Anonymous
It feels good though. Lots of trickle down, with all of the security of living in a real democracy. Shame harpberg got elected again though.

8 min later 7206586 Anonymous
>>7206527 >Tfw everyone here suffers from a massive case of unwarranted self-importance and a deluded sense of superiority. This.

10 min later 7206606 Anonymous
Going to ontario in a few weeks. Any clubs i should check out? Also are escorts legal there

11 min later 7206638 Anonymous
>When you're just north of a country that has the most powerful military, economy and cultural influence in the history of the universe, it's natural to feel a little piddly by comparison. I have to agree with you on the first one that the US has the most powerful military as of now but their economy is soon falling to shambles and it doesnt really matter either because the quality of life is horrible compared to other western countries.

12 min later 7206642 Anonymous
>>7206606 >Any clubs i should check out? there's some decent clubs in toronto. nothing like nyc though >Also are escorts legal there yes

13 min later 7206654 Anonymous (moonlanding.jpg 609x350 47kB)
>>7206638 >jelly canadian faggot detected

14 min later 7206672 Anonymous
>>7206642 I was looking through backpages and holy shit. Grade a hores. Even your niggers look good

15 min later 7206689 Anonymous
>>7206672 >I was looking through backpages and holy shit. I know, it's great. What site are you checking out? just wondering?

18 min later 7206716 Anonymous
>tfw 30C a few weeks ago >tfw 10C yesterday

21 min later 7206752 Anonymous (136721660530.jpg 251x241 9kB)
>mfw The ISS wouldn't have been built without the Canadarm >mfw Everyone has a self-importance complex.

24 min later 7206782 Anonymous
>>7206638 I have to agree. I've been working a min. wage labor job for months to just get up the money to go back to college, which really isn't even worth it considering the debt. I used to live in some decent houses; now I barely get by in a piece of shit the size of a small trailer. America's economy is fucked.

25 min later 7206795 Anonymous
>>7206752 >mfw The ISS wouldn't have been built without the Canadarm The Americans would've just made an equivalent.

28 min later 7206814 Anonymous
>>7206654 Who could possibly be jelly of the US when they have to pay retarded amounts just for healthcare

29 min later 7206826 Anonymous
>tfw vancouver is overrun with asians

30 min later 7206832 Anonymous
>>7206814 >Who could possibly be jelly of the US when they have to pay retarded amounts just for healthcare Maybe our premiers that go to the USA for healthcare. http://sweetness-light.com/archive/ cn-prime-minister-my-heart-my-choic e#.Ua41x9j_mmU

31 min later 7206838 Anonymous
>>7206826 >tfw all of canada is overrun by ugly brown and yellow people

33 min later 7206858 Anonymous
>>7206838 >tfw white people are the minority

33 min later 7206859 Anonymous
>>7206689 http://ontario.backpage.com/FemaleE scorts/ I'm guessing they're all real since its legal.

33 min later 7206865 Anonymous
>>7206484 i hate being canadian. im not ashamed to admit that. i would literally give my left arm for an american passport.

38 min later 7206935 Anonymous
>>7206859 Escort services are legal as long as they don't involve actual prostitution. Actual prostitution is legal, but there's really no way to actually do it legally because of all the restrictions. Basically if you do it, you most certainly can be arrested. Escort services are closely watched by the law, because (as everyone knows) they're just ho-houses disguised as legit businesses. Street hookers are completely illegal, but can be found almost anywhere as long as you're not too picky. Honestly, most street hookers aren't very good looking. Call girls are much classier, but a lot harder to find because they're not allowed to advertise even discreetly. Your best bet is actually to go into any nightclub and look for a girl who will just do you for free after you buy her a couple of drinks. Those are just as easy to find as hookers, and it's actually totally legal to do that. There is no law against sleeping with someone you just met, as long as nobody is getting paid to do it.

42 min later 7206971 Anonymous
>>7206865 Cough up the right one and we'll talk, buddy.

58 min later 7207148 Anonymous
>>7206826 >>7206838 >>7206858 It's the same in Holland now. In 30 years time Holland will be a Muslim country. I wish that I were joking.

1 hours later 7207244 Anonymous
>>7207148 Canada and the Netherlands confirmed for most beta countries on Earth

1 hours later 7207446 Anonymous
>>7206838 >>7206858 Come to Cape Breton, NS. We haven't got any dirty shitskins. It's all elderly white folks here!

1 hours later 7207465 Anonymous
>>7207446 yeah but it's nova scotia. that's life in hell.

1 hours later 7207485 Anonymous
>>7207465 Come here when you retire and it's not so fucked.

1 hours later 7207490 Anonymous
>tfw living beneath a country with healthcare that costs 1/100th ours >tfw living beneath a country that isn't filled with Muslims and Niggers >tfw living beneath a country with an educational standard

1 hours later 7207500 Anonymous
>>7207490 Almost forgot: >tfw not living in a country where milk comes in bags

1 hours later 7207510 Anonymous
>>7207490 our niggers are good niggers asians and pakis are our niggers

1 hours later 7207517 Anonymous
>TFW poorfag in Vancouver

1 hours later 7207553 Anonymous
>>7207517 >tfw somewhat wealthy with a good job living in Hong Kouver and it's still terrible I want out of here so badly.

1 hours later 7207561 Anonymous
>tfw living in Nova Scotia No fucking jobs Bad education The people are shit Nothing to do Can't fucking wait to get out of here once I'm finished with HS

1 hours later 7207567 Anonymous
>>7207553 Toronto is almost as bad. It's not even that I hate Asians, I just hate the fact that these fuckers speak Mandarin everywhere. Learn English or French assholes or at least show that you're practicing with each other.

1 hours later 7207569 Anonymous
>>7207490 Depends on where you go with the Muslims, actually. They're trying to get in government and implement Sharia law in some ridings. However we could use some support so if you move to those communities and vote against those MPs, we'd appreciate it.

1 hours later 7207595 Anonymous (1350377093781.png 1198x899 102kB)
> tfw last straight white male virgin in brampton

1 hours later 7207641 Anonymous (1363690938065.jpg 722x715 82kB)
>mfw am asian and recently moved to BC with my qt aryan gf I rike it

1 hours later 7207658 Anonymous
>>7207567 The vast majority of younger generations speak English just fine. They just don't see a need to speak it to each other to please the ears of passersby.

1 hours later 7207670 Anonymous
>>7207446 holy fuck, cape breton here too, and damn right elderly white folks, good people though

1 hours later 7207678 Anonymous
>>7207658 Well it's completely xenophobic and exclusionary. I've even had TAs who speak in Mandarin answering questions during hours. If I went to China I would make every effort to conduct myself in Mandarin.

1 hours later 7207684 Anonymous
>>7207595 >Brampton >not Browntown

1 hours later 7207689 Anonymous (C1.jpg 450x337 66kB)
>>7206654 >poster mentions shit economy and quality of life in the USA >McBurger Clap replies with a picture of the moon landing. Hahhahahha oh god, my sides. Merchant's greatest ally, you are quite the comedian.

1 hours later 7207690 Anonymous
>>7207670 fuckin' rights bie, what part you from? northside reporting

1 hours later 7207705 Anonymous
>>7207641 I'd like to clarify I'm asian-american and I don't even speak whatever runes my parents speak. So am I welcome up here with my 2qt canadian gf? PS: quebec and it's people are shit

1 hours later 7207726 Anonymous
>>7207690 glace bay here

1 hours later 7207727 Anonymous (136430446815.png 546x566 7kB)
>tfw Canadians are self-rightious hippies, insane mountain people, or potheads/hipsters >tfw I've been to Portland, hipster-central of America and it's better than Torronto. What the fuck?

1 hours later 7207728 Anonymous
>>7207705 Nobody likes Quebec The only reason we don't let them separate is that everyone else would, we'd become a series of weak nations, and then 'Murrca would annex us before anyone else could.

1 hours later 7207738 Anonymous
>>7207705 >PS: Quebec and its people are shit welcome aboard

1 hours later 7207741 Anonymous
>>7207727 You forgot the rednecks. We have rednecks, too. I guess they might count as 'insane mountain people' except they're mostly insane prairie people.

1 hours later 7207749 Anonymous
>tfw nobody lives in Edmonton Nobody.

1 hours later 7207754 Anonymous (1360294660485.jpg 241x339 26kB)
>>7207728 Canada is going to be absorbed into America in a few centuries anyways. Fuck who cares? A change of power is going to do shit, it's not like we have any national pride.

1 hours later 7207776 Anonymous
>>7207678 > xenophobic and exclusionary You're overreacting. I highly doubt they speak Mandarin when speaking to you or other non-Mandarin speakers. It really isn't any business of yours if people choose to speak another language when addressing others.

1 hours later 7207789 Anonymous
>>7207641 This is me, born here with an asian face and speak zero mandarin. I actually hate the asians that don't try to integrate themselves, why move to a country that is not yours and act like you're at home? Jesus christ, my parents came and learned english, and forced me into a proper english speaking school. These FOBs should either do the same or go back home. Thankfully asians are hard working even if they don't speak the language. Other countries have shittier races moving in (mudslimes in yuropoor, nigs down in the US) so I think we're ok for now.

1 hours later 7207802 Anonymous
>>7207738 >>7207728 >>7207705 feel free to suck my poutine-covered dick anytime anglo scum

1 hours later 7207813 Anonymous
>>7207749 /pol/ has quite a few Edmontonians, actually I used to live there but I went to Vancouver

1 hours later 7207822 Anonymous
>>7207754 I'd still rather have our fucked up politics than their fucked-up politics. Also Canada has far fewer Monsanto conspiracyfags

1 hours later 7207824 Anonymous
>tfw living in southern Alberta >tfw going to McGill University next year Southern Albertans HATE French Canadians. Oh god.

1 hours later 7207829 Anonymous
>>7207802 case in point, always trying to pick fights with nice polite actual canadians I don't consider kepek canada anyway, but why do you people have to be so aggressive all the time?

1 hours later 7207849 Anonymous (fbcover.png 851x315 339kB)
>>7207824 enjoy your underfunded university, courtesy of the PQ

2 hours later 7207856 Anonymous
>>7207802 Poutine isn't that creative. Have fun becoming a whale off your grease-and-fat pile of shit looking legacy. It's all anyone knows Quebec for.

2 hours later 7207861 Anonymous
>>7207822 monsanto conspiricyfags? hah, my sister is one of those, it's so silly but who knows, maybe she is right ah well, who gives a shit

2 hours later 7207878 Anonymous
>tfw you're Native American You be amazed at how much women I pick up just by mentioning I'm from Saddle Lake Thanks for the free money and uncared hate

2 hours later 7207885 Anonymous
>>7207829 I'm pretty sure it was you all that started the shit-talking. the vast majority of the people here are just as polite and pleasant as the rest of canada, I don't understand the hate. It's not our fault the PQ is retarded.

2 hours later 7207886 Anonymous
>>7207849 I don't get what's going on in that picture.

2 hours later 7207890 Anonymous
>>7207802 GOD GET THE QUEEN, PRAISE QUEBEC FOR A FOOD THAT WOULD HAVE ARISEN SOMETIME LATER ANYWAY seriously, cheese gravy and fries isn't some secret recipe

2 hours later 7207917 Anonymous
>>7207878 do you sit on your ass all day and drink liquor? I myself don't hate natives, hell, one of my close friends is a native, but I can not fucking stand those faggots that use the money for alcohol and cigarettes, scum of the earth shits

2 hours later 7207928 Anonymous
>>7207886 http://www.mcgill.ca/newsroom/socia lmedia/facebook-covers

2 hours later 7207943 Anonymous
>>7207878 >>7207917 The free money is how the white man keeps Natives down. You take the money away and they'll bitch and moan but eventually either get off their asses and start contributing to the society they can no longer destroy, or die off.

2 hours later 7207965 Anonymous
>>7207917 No, I was part of the small group of kids on the Reservation that actually tried at stuff. I'm a fucking genius at math and the reservation put a shitload of resources into me. Now I'm in university skipping classes and just wasting my youth

2 hours later 7207999 Anonymous
>>7206484 >most powerful military You know you guys could just disband your military and cut taxes, reinvesting in your own economy >history of the universe The universe is only 6000 years old, right~

2 hours later 7208032 Anonymous
>>7207965 Man you really are a faggot. Put more effort into school you little bitch.

2 hours later 7208047 Anonymous
>>7207999 I don't even know why we have a military. Because of Monroe Doctrine America is covering our ass anyways. It's not like we're starting any wars anytime soon.

2 hours later 7208055 Anonymous
>>7208047 We have a military because we're America's /b/lackup

2 hours later 7208095 Anonymous
>>7208032 I will once the Rez starts getting mad

2 hours later 7208155 Anonymous
>>7208047 A military force is far too useful a diplomatic bargaining chip to lose. Also, having no military gives others an advantage over us. The way military forces are calculated into international relations goes beyond straightforward invasions and defense.

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