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2013-05-26 05:42 7075686 Anonymous (wwm_1_DW_Bayern_Mu_1266092p.jpg 483x322 40kB)
Femanon here I'll tell you something about the myths that go around here >yes you shouldn't be shorter than a woman >yes your body counts AT FIRST and most for one-night stands; it doesn't count that much in relationships >pitying yourself and feeling sorry is UNATTRACTIVE >the reason why we like bad boys is because they show dominance and can protect someone >nice guys don't finish at all >a girl who is into you will never talk about her problems and previous bfs

1 min later 7075705 Pachacutec
>nice guys don't finish at all I never got the "nice guys finish last" phrase. Is it supposed to be sexual or something? :| >a girl who is into you will never talk about her problems and previous bfs Damn, I didn't know this one. Well, the bf one yeah but not the part of not talking about her problems.

6 min later 7075764 Ricky
>>7075686 >>7075705 >OMG U WAT GURL!? This shit is basic knowledge you whore, now get the fuck out

6 min later 7075765 Anonymous
>>7075705 no it is not. it means that women keep nice guys around until they find a guy they actually want to bang. sometimes nice guys score when they are manipulative

6 min later 7075772 Anonymous
>a girl who is into you will never talk about her problems and previous bfs That's pretty true too bad these faggots settle on girls they don't like that much. Or don't understand the dynamic of this shit.

7 min later 7075774 Anonymous
>>7075764 How come you can't get laid then, honey

7 min later 7075780 Pachacutec
>>7075764 Ricky pls. 3: >>7075765 Oh okay, shit was confusing.

7 min later 7075781 Anonymous
>>7075764 y r u always so mean to ppl

8 min later 7075794 Pachacutec
>>7075781 That self hatred sometimes spills, I suppose.

9 min later 7075803 Ricky
>>7075774 >what is an ugly face That is some shit you left out in the OP you sub-human whore, you only want the best in life and people who are average or below it are automatically off of a girls radar. >>7075781 y r u such a white knight

9 min later 7075805 Anonymous
> protect someone lel not you though. In fact he would probably beat you up.

9 min later 7075806 Anonymous
>>7075794 Am I the only one who thinks that he became bitter as fuck during the last week(s)? he used to be humble and naive

10 min later 7075807 Anonymous
>>7075803 im just asking in general im sure uve been mean to male anons as well

10 min later 7075808 Anonymous
>ITT: Shit everyone already knows

10 min later 7075811 Pachacutec
>>7075806 He was always bitter but perhaps arcanine bullying him every day just made him even more angry. He's still naive though, but then again, if you post in this board you probably are anyway...

10 min later 7075812 Anonymous
>>7075803 >y r u such a white knight Ha I get your attitude now. Your new aggressive one won't bring you far with women though

11 min later 7075819 Anonymous
>>7075686 >implying every robot doesn't know this from personal experience

11 min later 7075821 Anonymous (1358953269002.jpg 625x540 46kB)
>>7075686 Oh look. Someone telling us what we already knew. Women only care about looks, hate being treated like human being, and if they're abused, they'll come back to you if you're attractive.

12 min later 7075826 Pachacutec
>>7075819 >tfw I didn't know the "won't talk about her problems" part. :|

13 min later 7075837 ~██Cute Tomato██~
Omg u realized something obvious but.. with a vagina, good for you *claps* N1 vagina

13 min later 7075843 Anonymous
Women with large outer labia stick them inside to prevent rubbing against undies

15 min later 7075856 Anonymous
>>7075837 >>7075819 >>7075808 >>7075764 How come robots know more about women than normalfags themselves. by that logic they should be fucking women left and right

16 min later 7075869 Anonymous
>>7075837 a tomato is no fruit btw

16 min later 7075871 Anonymous
>>7075686 Oh god. >>a girl who is into you will never talk about her problems and previous bfs SO MANY have done that to me, I always act like I don't give a fuck about what they're complaining about and eventually they stop talking about it.

17 min later 7075872 ~██Cute Tomato██~
>>7075856 By that logic we are ..maybe ugly :O ?!

17 min later 7075875 Anonymous
>>7075686 I can already tell you're trash any non 13 year old or non slut knows nice guys aren't at a disadvantage its just robots mistake nice for having 0 self confidence so trying to win someone's affections with favours rather than charm/personality

17 min later 7075876 Ricky
>>7075812 Being aggressive is being dominant, kind of like the slut in the OP wanted, but the only reason girls don't like me is because, yep you guessed it jimmy, my face

18 min later 7075878 Anonymous
>>7075856 I want you to look at OP's post. Why would we ever want something as shallow, slutty, and bad as what she described.

18 min later 7075884 Anonymous
>>7075856 >what is avoidant personality disorder >what is every other personality disorder ever Most robots (well, probably not most but whatever) tend to observe situations from afar, as in a third-person observation. They can see the trends in social interactions within being the focus of aforementioned interactions. They know whats up, they just don't get involved in "whats up". I'm probably speaking out of my arse but #yolo

19 min later 7075889 Pachacutec
>>7075876 Nah, I think that if you tried to be "dominant" it would come out as UWT's personality. You can see the insecurity miles away and you're trying to over compensate.

19 min later 7075891 Anonymous
>>7075856 knowledge is not the same as ability

19 min later 7075896 Anonymous
>>7075705 thats actually great, it is nice to get her off first after all

20 min later 7075902 Ricky
>>7075889 >UWT wot

21 min later 7075907 Anonymous
>>7075891 also what they know is BS because women have a huge variety of tastes, the real problem is they are self conscious and awkward as fuck aaaaand their standards are way too high for how ugly they are

22 min later 7075914 Anonymous
>>7075876 nah because you're bein passive-aggressive.

22 min later 7075916 Anonymous
>>7075889 more classic robot fatalism. Fake it till ya make it nigga

23 min later 7075919 Anonymous
>the reason why we like bad boys is because they show dominance and can protect someone > implying Jeffrey Dahmer didn't pity himself and therefore unattractive > killed 17 people You don't know what bad is

24 min later 7075935 Anonymous
>>7075871 they view you as their personal emotional tampon

25 min later 7075947 Anonymous
>yes you shouldn't be shorter than a woman >yes your body counts AT FIRST and most for one-night stands; it doesn't count that much in relationships >pitying yourself and feeling sorry is UNATTRACTIVE Agreed, although I know some couples in which the women is taller and doesn't mind. They're pretty rare and the women are amazons. >the reason why we like bad boys is because they show dominance and can protect someone I don't like bad boys, speak for yourself. >nice guys don't finish at all Oh come on. >a girl who is into you will never talk about her problems and previous bfs More lies. My ex is one of the most important people in my life, he has taught me more than my mom and dad combined and he's still a very close friend. I can't tell you much about my life without mentioning him. I won't mention my problems right away, but when we know each other a bit better it would be difficult to avoid mentioning them without being dishonest.

26 min later 7075950 napstunna
>nice guys don't finish at all I'll finish all over your face

26 min later 7075953 Anonymous
>>7075705 I see a lot of ignorant posters attempting to drown your question in /r9k/ mentality bullshit. It's actually not meant to be a referring to relationships or sex. It's not about females' lack of attraction to nice guys or about when a nice guy orgasms. It's referring to any generic competition, but specifically racing; the guy that bends the rules and plays dirty is going to win, the guy that is "nice" and plays by the rules, is going to finish last. Now maybe that's why girls aren't attracted to nice guys, but that lack of attraction really isn't what this saying is about.

26 min later 7075957 Anonymous
>>a girl who is into you will never talk about her problems and previous bfs But that's why I'd want to get into a relationship with another person.

27 min later 7075959 Anonymous
>>7075935 kind of sucks dick, how do I change this??? Like how do I change my image to appear more alpha and not appear like this personal emotion tampon

27 min later 7075960 Anonymous
>>7075803 ur such a faggot. kill yourself already

27 min later 7075962 Anonymous
>>7075884 Why don't you stop blaming everything on your made up disorders? Alternatively: Why don't you go to a therapist? And last: If you continue to blame it on your disorder you'll never be cured

27 min later 7075968 Anonymous
I'm pretty much an average normalfag and I'll be honest with you guys. Getting laid is easy....if: >you aren't ugly >you have a large social circle If you are an ugly loner you should be banging ugly loner girls, meet them at conventions or something. I'm saying this to be kind, telling you all that you aren't getting laid because you aren't trying hard enough is bullshit and cruel and will just lead to even more self loathing, getting laid is easy for most guys.

28 min later 7075979 Anonymous
>yes you shouldn't be shorter than a woman Assuming all of us give a fuck and a half about someone's height. Dated dudes shorter than me, and they're the ones who normally have the problem with me being taller than them. (I'm not even tall, 5'3") Maybe you shouldn't generalize all of us. >yes your body counts AT FIRST and most for one-night stands; it doesn't count that much in relationships What do you mean it doesn't count that much in relationships? I think it does. I want to be physically/sexually attracted to my partner. I guess you are right about this one to a degree, it's not a make or break thing. >pitying yourself and feeling sorry is UNATTRACTIVE Ok, I agree. But we are all human, and having too much self-confidence is probably an even bigger turn-off. >the reason why we like bad boys is because they show dominance and can protect someone This is such bullshit, a male can be cordial and polite with a friendly demenor and successful career and still show dominance and protection. >nice guys don't finish at all I was under the impression they finished first (teehee sex joke) >a girl who is into you will never talk about her problems and previous bfs Nice assumption. If it is appropriate, I will talk about those things with someone I like and trust. Where the fuck did you get that? These might be your thoughts, but they're certainly not even close to how we feel. Also, you left out dick size bullshit. Unless you're a hopeless 2-3 incher, just learn to fucking work that shit. Unlike males, most of us don't give a shit about what genitalia looks like. We aren't the ones asking for pics of your dick. Make sure you know what the fuck a g-spot is.

29 min later 7075983 Anonymous
>>7075947 do you even into reading comprehension of course couples talk about their problems also your bf is a limp dicked fag

30 min later 7075997 Anonymous
>>7075959 you're probably coming over as a nice teacher guy or a gay brother.

31 min later 7076004 Anonymous
>>7075705 I always thought of it as finishing in a race, finishing first, finishing second, finishing last etc. Aka nice guys lose in the race of life. Second one you didn't know simply because it's not true. Some girls might even try to bring up ex boyfriends just to spark some jealousy or test your reaction. (Not that these are girls you should go after, but still.) Talking about problems, possibly not if she has a crush on you and barely knows you and only wants you to associate her with positive things, if you have a more stable/close/serious friendship or bond-leading-up-to-relationship then she will.

33 min later 7076015 Anonymous
>all the female butthurt itt LOL NO I'M NOT THAT SHALLOW LIKE OTHER WHORES of course you're not of course not

33 min later 7076023 Anonymous
>>7075983 I consistently score very high on reading comprehension tests. I can't, however, comprehend meanings your text does not contain. I did not mention couples discussing problems, nor did I mean it. I meant two people who know each other, who may or may not be a couple, who may or may not be into each other.

33 min later 7076029 Anonymous
>>7075997 When they start talking to me about it, I just really obviously try to change topic or just ignore it or just pretend to laugh at whatever they're saying. Is this correct? What should I do next time in same situation?

34 min later 7076030 Anonymous
>Femanon here >btw I'm a girl >look at me I have a vagina >give me attention, plzzzzz >silly boiz, don't hit on me

36 min later 7076052 Anonymous
>>7076029 ''Don't you have girl friends to talk about something like this?''

36 min later 7076063 Anonymous
>>7075979 >What do you mean it doesn't count that much in relationships? I believe it is some kind of a disclaimer. Since women tend to get fat after the first two years or so, they use this statement to justify it, like "looks shouldn't count that much in relationships, so I can be as fat as I want"

39 min later 7076081 Anonymous
what does it say in ops pic i dont know spanish

39 min later 7076084 Anonymous
>>7076052 thanks didnt even think of that.... That makes me think. Why isn't there a handbook of things to say like that, im sure it would get plenty of sales

40 min later 7076099 Anonymous
>>7076030 Did you just come here from /v/? Regardless of being misogynist central here, we don't actually freak out over femanons posting as femanons. So pls lurk moar.

42 min later 7076109 ~██Cute Tomato██~ (1320367351240.jpg 184x184 9kB)
>>7076099 Femanonette here. You sound like the 'new' one in here, retard. Femanon out. /vagina

42 min later 7076111 Anonymous
>>7076084 That's not a good response though. It's too blunt.

43 min later 7076129 Anonymous
>>7076111 yeah its better to pemper the girl

44 min later 7076143 Anonymous
>>7076109 I'm not talking to you ketchup. I consider you a humongus faggot.

44 min later 7076144 Anonymous
>>7076111 If anything it isn't blunt enough. I've flat-out said, "I don't care."

46 min later 7076158 tripfag (294973_382811585075001_623715387_n.jpg 948x696 58kB)
Where are the tits tripfag

47 min later 7076168 Anonymous
>>7076144 How has it worked out for you? You don't get used as an emotional tampon, sure, but I wouldn't want anything else to do with you either if you said that to me. >>7076129 Nope, I dislike guys who will let me walk all over them. I don't respect them, would never date them and freely admit this.

49 min later 7076193 tripfag (1361143063178.jpg 700x3697 603kB)
Women are scum amd should be treated as such. This thread sucks.

51 min later 7076214 Pachacutec
>>7076193 >>7076158 Whoever this is... bro, you look like you have some sort of mental issues. Your posts are weird. 3:

51 min later 7076215 Anonymous
>>7076168 Well, if she thinks little enough of me to put me in that situation in the first place, what can I possibly lose?

52 min later 7076222 Anonymous
>>7076168 Can you explain how you would prefer guys to treat you then? Should they be blunt but still somewhat hold your feelings in mind? Give a few examples if possible.

53 min later 7076238 tripfag (InmateImg052013ZZZ2009019794_05152013014907.jpg 275x188 5kB)
>>7076214 Eat my butthole...You are posting on 4chan.

54 min later 7076244 Pachacutec
>>7076238 Yes, but you actually seem crai crai. Like, Craig level crai. Oh well.

54 min later 7076247 Anonymous
my tactic of picking up grills is refusing to acknowledge their existence and if they talk to me i say no and leave is this good y/n

54 min later 7076252 Anonymous
>>7076193 the beachball picture is pretty impressive actually

55 min later 7076256 Anonymous
>>7075947 Why'd you break up with the ex that taught you everything?

55 min later 7076258 Anonymous
>>7076247 no it is retarded

55 min later 7076261 Pachacutec
>>7076247 Has it worked in the past? If the answer is yeah, continue doing that broski. My tactic is basically talking. 3:

55 min later 7076265 Anonymous
>>7076247 That's the only way.

55 min later 7076266 tripfag (1338261005065.jpg 600x598 71kB)
>>7076238 This is the last bitch that tried to use me.

58 min later 7076296 Anonymous
>>7075686 Lol you guys don't know troll when you see it. This is obviously a self-loathing guy who wants to troll other women-hating hating men because girl who come to this board don't think like this AT ALL. They are either the female equivalent of these sad, lonely boys, or they are what you call "normal fags" In other words: troll bait and you all are enjoying it. captch: chieveryt this

58 min later 7076297 tripfag
>>7076244 You are a douche wagon

1 hours later 7076312 Pachacutec
>>7076296 >yes you shouldn't be shorter than a woman >yes your body counts AT FIRST and most for one-night stands; it doesn't count that much in relationships >pitying yourself and feeling sorry is UNATTRACTIVE >the reason why we like bad boys is because they show dominance and can protect someone All those seem very normal traits of an average girl and nothing out of the ordinary. The third one is specially wisE;

1 hours later 7076323 tripfag (1361146807417.jpg 500x428 45kB)
>>7076296 Hey go stand in the corner take off your pants..then fuck your face.

1 hours later 7076340 Anonymous
>>7076312 this. I don't see anything unordinary. It's actually a western girl's standard

1 hours later 7076349 tripfag (Screenshot_2013-05-20-11-53-37.png 1024x600 459kB)
Nigger sex

1 hours later 7076368 Pachacutec
>>7076340 I dunno, seems like what every normal girl wants. Even in Peru it works like that, but shit's not hard. Guys are almost always taller than their female counterparts, being a bitch is obviously unattractive, your personality is what makes girls stay with you, not your face, and pussy betafaggots are obviously not on the same manliness level as "bad boy"s.

1 hours later 7076376 tripfag (tumblr_ltanverrkP1qes6dyo1_1280.jpg 948x579 244kB)
Buttsekz

1 hours later 7076383 Anonymous
>>7076312 Did you even read what I said? I said girls that frequent this board don't think like this. They are just as sad an lonely as you and don't have these ideals at all. Sure, this could fit most girls IRL but related to this board, most girls here do not think this way. Besides, what girl would choose that image? Obvious troll.

1 hours later 7076385 Anonymous
>>7076368 Only the last one I don't really get, the others seem reasonable enough yeah. I don't see how you wouldn't want to talk to your bf

1 hours later 7076387 Anonymous
>>7076215 Here's what you can lose: by >behaving gracefully but becoming distant >not seeking out her company anymore >becoming unresponsive >making your excuses and leaving when she pulls shit like that you will make a smart girl realize she went too far and that you're not her pussified tool and personal white knight beta orbiter. She'll then think about what she wants from you if anything, and either leave you alone or come back asking for your company, this time on your terms. This is what I have always done, at least. If you want to date stupid girls, I have no advice for you. When I was younger and quite immature I gave a lot of guys bullshit tests like this. The two who refused to bend over and let me fuck them in their asses emotionally became my bfs, although I had to revisit the issue and explicitly tell one of them not to behave like a needy, excited puppy around me and to quit trying to desperately please me in every possible way during the early phases of our relationship. I'm aware this sounds a bit horrible, and I am quite ashamed of having been so stupid. Fortunately the men I now date have matured as well, so it isn't necessary to have all of these awful relationship power dynamic struggles with them anymore. >>7076222 Is above sufficient for your needs? Not sure I can make it any more clear than that.

1 hours later 7076428 Anonymous
>if you're ungodly ugly no matter what, you'll never find a girl who actually wants to be with you

1 hours later 7076447 Anonymous
>>7075803 honestly ricky you aren't ugly. trust me dude that is NOT your problem haha.

1 hours later 7076472 sage sage
>>7075686 Thank you captain obvious.

1 hours later 7077005 Anonymous
>>7076387 So what I have to lose is a shot with an immature trollop who is primarily interested in mind games. I like my way of doing things.

3 hours later 7078292 Anonymous
>a girl who is into you will never talk about her problems and previous bfs So if my current gf talks about her ex bf all the time, in a very negative way, but still... Does that mean I should dump her because it's waste of my time?

3 hours later 7078348 Anonymous
>>7077005 >immature trollop But if she was attempting to use you as an emotional tampon, you already knew this. You'll gain the upper hand in the situation by behaving impeccably. If you're rude to her in return, she won't learn, nor will she respect you.

3 hours later 7078359 Anonymous
4/10 got people to respond.

3 hours later 7078367 Anonymous
If you are not at least a 4/10 no one cares what you think, op.

3 hours later 7078465 Anonymous
>>7078292 She's clearly not over him so yeah

4 hours later 7078498 Anonymous
>>7075686 I don't get it. Are you saying that these are myths, or that they're truths. This Op was badly formulated.

4 hours later 7078499 Anonymous (1368914915316.gif 500x281 2093kB)
>tfw tall, strong, and broad shouldered dark and mysterious type with big dick and wreck it ralph hands >tfw beta lsoer

4 hours later 7078525 Anonymous
she's fucking correct you turbo-virgin buttblasted fags are sl goddamn dumb

4 hours later 7078545 Anonymous
>tfw you kind of like shorter guys but it's socially unacceptable to be seen with them I don't mind, but it seems like guys and everyone else does.

4 hours later 7078580 Anonymous
>>7078545 >caring more about social status than romantic partners Yep, another woman proves herself a stereotype.

4 hours later 7078592 Anonymous
>>7078580 I'm saying horter guys don't want to date me, you silly goose

4 hours later 7078631 Anonymous (1368739591179.png 500x481 87kB)
>>7078499 iktf. Stay strong brother, we'll make it one day.

4 hours later 7078773 Anonymous
>>7078592 why you like shorter guys?? so you can punish their bad behavior or something?

4 hours later 7078807 Anonymous
>tfw 5"6 fuck this homosexual planet

4 hours later 7078827 Anonymous
>i'll tell you something about the myths that go around here >steady stream of reinforcing extremely common /r9k/ myths

4 hours later 7078903 Anonymous
>>7078498 Seriously, I still don't get it. What the Hell does she mean?

4 hours later 7078971 Anonymous
>Hi I'm a girl therefore I can speak for all women. You're like those black people who, after seeing a YouTube video with a black joke in it, flood the comment section with "Well PERSONALLY as a black man I find this HILLARIOUS." Only worse

4 hours later 7079034 Anonymous
>the reason why we like bad boys is because they show dominance and can protect someone >nice guys don't finish at all >implying these two don't contradict eachother

4 hours later 7079057 Anonymous
Male anon here I'll tell you something about the myths that go around here >No, we don't care about what comes out of your mouth. We're only interested in what goes in.

4 hours later 7079201 Anonymous
>>7078971 >you're as bad as people who can take jokes for what they are instead of freaking out at any perceived "microaggression" OP is a fag, but so are you

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