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2013-05-24 03:42 7041435 Anonymous High School/That Kid Stories (School.gif 550x362 34kB)
These threads are always fun. I'll start: >That kid who brought a really old, scooby doo haunted mansion-looking book to debate class >In the middle of his debate, he starts to quote it >Refuses to translate it (I honestly doubt he could anyway, he just mumbled something about rule of law) I'll never forget that look on the poor girls face who was debating against him

1 min later 7041455 Anonymous
>that one poor kid who uses a suitcase with wheels for a bookbag >saw blanket in it once when he opened it >tfw everyone was friends with him because he was a bro

3 min later 7041474 Anonymous (1368976189016.jpg 498x339 72kB)
>tfw I was "that kid" >tfw I will forever be a joke among the people I went to school with

6 min later 7041510 Anonymous
>>7041435 I'll share another: >Sitting in US History >Teacher gives us permission to listen to music >Score >Pick "Touch Me" on my Ipod >dun dun dun da dun dun da dun dun >Dun dun dun da dun dun da dun dun >DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DUND DA DUN DUN >I adjust my ass ever so slightly >Headphone jack comes out of the socket >Cue Jim Morrison at 7,80765654e43 decibles >COME ON COME ON COME ON NOW TOUCH ME BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE! >Everyone laughs >I scramble to plug my headphones back in >I drop my phone in the process >People still laughing >No more music in US history

8 min later 7041536 KingHarold
>That one cliche nerd kid who inexplicably gets mad pussy. I don't even know... Of course all of the women who has got have been either batshit insane or incredibly ugly. I don't think he was particularly concerned. >That one small kid who always said he could beat up anyone in a fight.

18 min later 7041678 Anonymous
>that one white kid who sat w/the black kids >that one black kid who sat w/the white kid >the stereotypical redneck kid who wore "the south will rise again" shirts everyday No it fucking won't >that one football coach who cried at a pep rally

26 min later 7041796 Anonymous
>that fag who denied being gay

37 min later 7041939 Anonymous
Bumpity bumper bump

39 min later 7041971 Anonymous
>>7041796 that big black gay kid

41 min later 7042009 Anonymous (flip.png 491x729 374kB)
Where did you all go, Non-Existent Stereotypes High?

49 min later 7042152 Anonymous
>that kid who wears a suit everyday Yeah Russel, you're weird

50 min later 7042159 Anonymous
>that kid everyone fucked with >that kid everyone pretended to be friends with but really all took the piss out of >that kid people took turns to mentally bully >that kid was too autistic to realize >tfw that kid was me

54 min later 7042216 OP (1355951568395.jpg 627x576 89kB)
>>7042159 IKTFB Glad I'm out of school and have my life on track....

54 min later 7042227 Anonymous
>>7041678 dog bles ameriga :DDDD

57 min later 7042266 Anonymous
>prom-equivalent in my country, co-organized by school >it's customary to drink champagne even if we're underage >principal banned it; everyone hated him even before that >late into the party, some friends doing mock-toasts with cola or something >principal walks past, clearly in high spirits; sees them and laughs >"You know boys, you're not supposed to make non-alcoholic toasts; it brings bad luck instead!" >friends grumble something >I tap side of glass with a spoon and stand up >raise a cola toast to the principal's health >everyone within earshot joins in >principal walks away hurriedly felt great

58 min later 7042285 Anonymous (1365891074490.jpg 578x900 284kB)
>>7042159 This was me as well. Fuck, why did it have to be me?

1 hours later 7042321 Anonymous
>>7042159 Picking on me was enough of a school running joke that I got elected student council president via a grassroots campaign I didn't even know about.

1 hours later 7042351 Anonymous
>>7042266 I remember this story

1 hours later 7042367 Anonymous
>that skinny kid with acne that held his books close to his chest like a grill. >hung out with only one person, a fat animu chick >rumors start to spread that he drew pictures of wolves having sex. >I found this to be strange, it's 2006 so this is long before I went on 4chan so I didn't know what furries were. >I literally thought he drew anatomically correct wolves having sex

1 hours later 7042454 Feist+Eddie Vedder = Me
>>7042159 I was that kid... now I'm an asshole to everyone but they don't mind it because I'm usually funny.

1 hours later 7042476 Anonymous
>transfer to new school in 7th grade >was class clown in old school and was pretty popular >intimidated by new environment, become shy and reserved >one day at lunch all the boys in my class start singing happy birthday to me (wasn't my birthday). >they did this every day for like 5 months >they finally stopped when I became the funny weird guy

1 hours later 7042477 Anonymous
>that kid that got an ugly,weird girlfriend even though he could have done so much better

1 hours later 7042478 Anonymous
>that one gay black kid You always hear about people getting picked on for being gay but he was actually quite popular. He actually picked on me several times with some girls who bullied me regularly.

1 hours later 7042487 Anonymous
>That one guy who is almost completely silent. >Well mannered and polite to people they don't know. >Works hard and gets good grades. >If you get close to them, you realise it's all an act. >Dark jokes about sacrafising a lamb in to room for satan, just to piss their mother off. Jokes about necrophilia, rape and killing. I love that dudes sense of humour. We played space invaders that we had on a usb stick (internet was blocked) in biology, trying to beat each others high score. Also had the pokemon games on an emulator too... But it's not really fun to play that in class, and makes you an easy target for bullies.

1 hours later 7042515 Anonymous
>>7041971 lol. he came from the south and was so friendly and sassy

1 hours later 7042958 Anonymous
>>7042454 I saw some of these former class mates last weekend in a bar and I still couldn't tell if they were laughing with me or at me, I suspect the latter.

1 hours later 7043035 Anonymous
>>7042367 >>that skinny kid with acne that held his books close to his chest like a grill. Shit. That was me. I don't think that it's "like a girl", though. It just felt more logical and comfortable.

1 hours later 7043108 Anonymous
>that Guy who got bullied by girls

1 hours later 7043146 Anonymous
>>7042515 Oh shit, same here. >that kid who took his backpack with him everywhere

1 hours later 7043177 Anonymous
>>7043146 everyone in my hs did that. nobody really used their lockers.

2 hours later 7043211 Anonymous
>that one socially inept kid who would only talk to the teachers. pity the teachers, they all looked like they wanted to blow their brains out when the aforementioned kid walked in, but they'd get fired if they told them to fuck off

2 hours later 7043226 Anonymous
>that one scary Russian immigrant girl >that Mexican kid who looked like he was 30

2 hours later 7043339 Anonymous
>>7042476 Dude...we're like, the same person

2 hours later 7043354 Anonymous
>>7042367 >it's 2006 so this is long before I went on 4chan newfag pls go

2 hours later 7043414 Anonymous
>that kid who always had a smile on his face, friendly advice, and a good joke >always seemed so confident >he tried to kill himself in senior year and came back a whole different person >that kid who got beaten up by the whole hockey team after he was given probation for diddling his sister on camera

2 hours later 7043429 Anonymous
>that slut that got pregnant.

2 hours later 7043438 Anonymous (hatredandshame.jpg 342x306 19kB)
obligatory sjbvfdsav;blox

2 hours later 7043480 Anonymous
>that guy who wore a jacket all year I live in the south...it gets to be like 80 degrees in march, dude wore a jacket. but he was hilarious and didn't have a tendon in his leg and got gummit benefits for it.

2 hours later 7043483 Anonymous
>>7043438 that look good with some cargo Jean shorts and a nice pair of Walmart running shoes

2 hours later 7043494 Anonymous
>>7043483 please stop this farce

2 hours later 7043516 Anonymous
>>7041796 >turns out he's gay

2 hours later 7043534 Anonymous
>>7043494 I'm thinking black running shoes with white socks

2 hours later 7043538 Anonymous
>That one kid that always complimented and hugged the teachers >Resting-head-on-breasts-hug >Teachers got really uncomfortable and told him to stop, but he wouldn't. You were a weird boy, Scott.

2 hours later 7043542 Anonymous
>that shy, smart guy >okay looking but nothing special >nice guy, got some good jokes >run into him recently >he's somehow getting mad pussy

2 hours later 7043548 Anonymous
>>7041510 I had something similar happen, only I was listening to the Sailor Stars theme song

2 hours later 7043588 Anonymous
>>7043534 gotta be white calf high tube socks though, otherwise you're just butchering the style

2 hours later 7043590 Anonymous
>>7043177 same here though I gained a reputation for my backpack being extremely heavy not big mind you, just heavy people would always go to move it, either because it was in the way or to mess with me and then would always be like "Anon! The fuck do you keep in this? Lead?" good times

2 hours later 7043607 Anonymous
>>7043534 YOU STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW, ASSHOLe

2 hours later 7043611 Anonymous
>>7043480 >Live in south >Wore a leather jacket every day for 3 years of highschool >Smelled like shit, to expensive to clean >Turned out I was 10x more awkward without the jacket >No one ever said shit about the jacket except for one freshman kid Thank you everyone that didn't care/or talked about it behind my back I love you all.

2 hours later 7043616 Anonymous
>>7041510 This could have been pretty funny for everyone involved if you didn't sperg out when it happened...

2 hours later 7043631 Anonymous
>>7043542 This is me, somehow. I don't really get it either. Maybe I have a nicer personality than I though.

2 hours later 7043660 Anonymous
>>7043516 >There are people that are genuinely surprised >They're all girls and the people closest to him

2 hours later 7043702 Anonymous
>>7041536 >That one small kid who always said he could beat up anyone in a fight. Someone I work with is just like that, except now we're all 18-20 years old. He gets seriously pissed off all the time and feels the need to swell up and look tough all the time. The two best ways to get him angry are to either say he looks like his sister, or to talk to the girl he likes.

2 hours later 7043707 Anonymous
>that kid who wore a toga and a pikachu hat >that kid who thought it was a good idea to do a MLP project >that kid who was on 4chan in the middle of school

2 hours later 7043799 Anonymous
>>7042367 >Art class >some guy gets his notebook >furry porn and Naruto fan art everywhere

2 hours later 7043800 Anonymous
>>7043707 >some kids show each other retarded pictures from /b/ and laugh their asses off >want to die because you frequent the same site

2 hours later 7043927 Anonymous
>>7042477 >tfw you were the ugly weird girlfriend fantastic so glad i graduated from that awful place

3 hours later 7044021 Anonymous (1365561301658.jpg 568x747 147kB)
More like group of kids >Be around 8th grade >group of kids with greasy hair, leader being a large, hairy fat guy with a lot of leather clothes, leaders being skinny hairy guys, with weird women >all animu worshippers >smell bad >get caught having orgys alot >be changing in locker room >leader comes over and leans agains locker next to me >naked >"hey anon, you got nice figure, bet you would to fuck some of this?" >points to naked weird girl >so much busch lite >hairy nipples >"uuh.. I need to get going" >escape >for the next 4 years they invited me to fuck at their weird parties and to watch hentai on the school computers >leader of group gets busted for cp some few years ago

3 hours later 7044059 Anonymous
>>7044021 What the fuck. I have nothing more to say, but that comment certainty won't be original.

3 hours later 7044073 Anonymous (1369354841585.jpg 1280x720 88kB)
>be senior >transfer student form North Korea >wonder how that actually works >try and befriend him >doesn't speak english >working in a blowoff photoshop class >he is better than me already >never used a computer >what >use google translate to talk to him >ask why he isnt speaking engrish >he doesnt want to learn it >every time i see him out of class he is asleep in the halls >one of the only kids who eats in the cafeteria >try and be nice >rather be alone

3 hours later 7044078 Anonymous
>>7042487 tfw whem im that kid doesn't feel too bad

3 hours later 7044224 Anonymous
>>7044073 you can't be from America right?

3 hours later 7044301 Anonymous
>>7044224 You are in fact right.

3 hours later 7044341 Anonymous
>>7044301 I figured, it's still weird

4 hours later 7044803 Anonymous
>that one girl whose parents pressured her non stop to be the best in school at everything >would break down and cry when lightly criticized

12 hours later 7048195 namefag
>>7044078 >tfw whem

16 hours later 7050451 Anonymous
>>7043226 He was thirty.

16 hours later 7050497 Anonymous
>mfw "that kid" in a very intolerant Southern town >luckily taken out of school in the 7th grade and put in to homeschool

16 hours later 7050501 Grant "eyepatch" Cohen (tumblr_static_sidebar.png 577x449 9kB)
>Go to use the bathroom in eighth grade >Open the door to the handicapped stall (always the right choice) >Classmate with social disabilities is standing an INCH away from the door on the other side >Fall on my ass >He's just standing there >I'm on the floor >He walks past without saying a thing >what i still don't understand what happened otherwise i was "that kid" in school.

16 hours later 7050535 Anonymous
>those gypsies that always smelled of gypsy and had boogers stuck to their cheeks and shit all the time. >that kid who pissed himself in assembly >oh wait, that last one was me

16 hours later 7050540 Anonymous
>>7043108 T-that was me. ;_;

18 hours later 7051317 Anonymous
>>7050501 gj

20 hours later 7052995 Anonymous
>>7050501 >Go to bathroom in 9th grade >reach for toilet paper >Touch someones semen

20 hours later 7053080 Anonymous
>>7042454 Dude, you're a lot like me. Along with normal bullying, I experienced a lot of incognito bullying in middle school. Then in highschool I was very suspicious of any normalfag who was friendly to me and was an asshole as a result. Some people like it though, they think it's funny I guess.

22 hours later 7054184 Anonymous
>>7053080 >>7053080 They don't, it just comes off as that. What really goes through normals and robots for that matter minds is that "oh, here's someone who doesn't like me, I can't me not liked! ;_; I better make them like me". And so people befriend assholes out of their own nature, not the assholes.

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