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2013-05-21 03:16 7005905 Anonymous Official /r9k/ Enneagram Circlejerk! (Muh 4.gif 325x208 6kB)
It's like the MBIT, but even less based in science and more founded on muh feelings! >Quick variant test here http://similarminds.com/cgi-bin/sim ilarminds.pl >Enneagram type definitions http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/d escript.asp#.UZtxTbUqV8E >tfw Type 4w/5 Being a 4 is truly suffering Since we are so lost as to who we are, we cling to the only thing that is found within all humans - pain.

2 min later 7005934 Anonymous
Bumping for muh feels

3 min later 7005939 Anonymous
Your first link doesn't work for me for some reason.

4 min later 7005944 Anonymous (Adolf Hitler mad.jpg 475x393 23kB)
>>7005939 My bad Try this instead http://similarminds.com/test.html

9 min later 7005973 Anonymous
>>7005905 >Open test >Choose gender >Male/Female >No Transethnodragonbeast, one with nature and fe/male combinatrix fucking die cis scum

12 min later 7005992 Anonymous
I'm a type 5. This seems about right. Too bad I am not good enough to be as awesome as some of the dudes in that list of type 5 examples. haha albert einstein and buddha come on I could never be anything like that

16 min later 7006011 Anonymous
>>7005992 Obviously when they're picking people to include for the types they're going to include some of the most accomplished, well-respected people on earth Don't forget that they've got a list like this for each type there is as well

25 min later 7006069 Anonymous
>>7006011 It doesn't help that they keep exclaiming how intellectual and how much of a visionary these types usually are. But yeah, I get ya.

33 min later 7006125 Anonymous
Type nine with secondaries in 5/6/8

43 min later 7006208 Anonymous
>Your main type is Type 6 >Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/T ypeSix.asp#.UZt9ybU5mHM Pretty accurate.

45 min later 7006223 Anonymous (Enneagram.png 663x550 29kB)
What I expected.

55 min later 7006296 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 4 Your variant stacking is spsosx Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy INTP Is there any way out of this madness?

1 hours later 7006548 Anonymous (Screenshot_1.png 529x485 24kB)
unique as fuck result right there mate.

1 hours later 7006553 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 4 Your variant stacking is spsosx Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy INFP So, someone, describe me. I don't know what OP meant by truly suffering. Oh boy who am I trying to fuck over, it really is suffering.

1 hours later 7006556 Anonymous
>>7006548 im INTJ btw

1 hours later 7006590 Anonymous (wutlolski.png 656x766 44kB)
>>7006553 Picture is pretty much releated for this completely original post

1 hours later 7006711 Anonymous
>>7006296 have you tried meditation

1 hours later 7006738 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 8 (Type 3 at same level) Your variant stacking is sx/so/sp Your level of health is average So I guess I'm a well-rounded likeable individual that's close to being the ideal man. Suck my normalfag dick.

2 hours later 7006783 Anonymous
>ctrl+f type 9 >no results muh speshulness

2 hours later 7006791 Anonymous
>tfw reading type 4 and the first thing to come to your mind is how narcissistic it sounds dammit

2 hours later 7006818 Anonymous
>>7006791 But what type are you, anon?

2 hours later 7006828 Anonymous (muh feels.png 823x458 27kB)
wow i kind of suck

2 hours later 7006880 Anonymous
type 7 here try and keep up with me.

2 hours later 7006899 Anonymous
>>7006818 Type 4 ;_;

2 hours later 7006940 Anonymous
Type 2 sp/sx/so i don't understand but apparently I'm very unhealthy

2 hours later 7006959 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 9 Your variant stacking is sp/sx/so Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy and it says i should work on my physical appearance and health as well as my mental health fucking tell me something i dont know

2 hours later 7007001 Anonymous (dagame.jpg 624x564 110kB)
>type 9 one relaxed motherfucker (INTP)

2 hours later 7007190 Anonymous (1349410499137.jpg 623x700 96kB)
Type 1 Perfectionism |||| 18% Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||| 50% Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||| 46% Type 4 Individualism |||||||||||||||||| 78% Type 5 Intellectualism |||||||||||||||||| 74% Type 6 Security Focus |||||||||||| 50% Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 58% Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||| 50% Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||||| 70% there aren't so many 4's as i thought

3 hours later 7007291 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 9 Your variant stacking is sx/sp/so Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy That sounds about right.

3 hours later 7007392 Anonymous
>>7006296 I'm the exact same (ok less pronounced), join me and we'll strike back at this cruel world... tomorrow.

3 hours later 7007460 Anonymous
>>7006783 im type 9 too snowflakenomore

3 hours later 7007475 Anonymous
>>7007291 funny, I got the exact same, but my health is listed as above average (and it is)

3 hours later 7007528 Zeratul
Type 9 Sx/so/sp What i u guise get? Also it said very unhelthy but i dont belivd

3 hours later 7007594 Anonymous
Got a 90% on image focus Guess I am narcissistic after all.

3 hours later 7007647 Pachacutec (enneagram test.png 761x484 28kB)
Type 9, pretty accurate, I suppose, although I tend to be very dominant too so I dunno. :| Thanks for the link, OP, I was bored. hue

3 hours later 7007723 Anonymous
I got type 7, sx/so/sp Kewl.

4 hours later 7007749 Anonymous
Type 9 sxsosp ESTP Seems about right.

4 hours later 7007803 Anonymous (personality.png 616x510 26kB)
Am I master race?

6 hours later 7008850 Anonymous
type three or type nine? i used to type five/four.

6 hours later 7008982 Anonymous
>>7006828 Why include proof of yourself using a truly pathetic MBTI test that even if the method it used to give you your type would be a working one, have too weak preferences to say it's correct?

6 hours later 7009122 Anonymous (hmmm....png 580x659 45kB)
Fairly accurate for me. INFP as well. Some of the questions I picked middle because I enjoy both extremes. >"I think if it's not exhilarating, I would rather not do it." I enjoy very exhilarating activities AND very relaxing activities. With regards to this question, I prefer the extremes to the middle ground. Any answer to this question doesn't represent me properly.

6 hours later 7009142 Anonymous
Type 6, sp/sx/so, very low level of health.

7 hours later 7009243 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 4 Your variant stacking is sp/sx/so Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy wonderful

7 hours later 7009252 Cheshire Cat (93f632170db93cd07de955befbbf7e43.png 583x540 36kB)
This with ENTP. Sounds about right.

7 hours later 7009260 Anonymous (Untitled.png 644x665 32kB)
Both agressive and calm The fuck

7 hours later 7009265 Anonymous (types and shit.jpg 612x574 116kB)
I think it's somewhat accurate. It's something different than that personalities typology.

7 hours later 7009424 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 9 Your variant stacking is sx/sp/so Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy I don't get the variant stacking thing.

7 hours later 7009426 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 6 Your variant stacking is sp/sx/so Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy Sounds about right, have no idea what the stacking means though.

7 hours later 7009526 Anonymous
Now do this one http://similarminds.com/bigfive.htm l It's more fun.

7 hours later 7009600 Cheshire Cat
>>7009526 >all these leading questions Jesus.

7 hours later 7009694 Anonymous (meh.png 1044x462 35kB)
2 different tests on the same site. lawlwut

7 hours later 7009720 Anonymous
4 & 9. These match up with INFJ and INFP (I test differently depending on my frame of mind at the present).

7 hours later 7009779 Anonymous
>>7009694 Only because on the first test I tested as type 4, really not caring whether I seem different to anyone else, had to verify. More interested in being myself, unsure as to whether those two are related. Was surprised at the drop in adventurousness.

7 hours later 7009782 Anonymous (Screen shot 2013-05-21 at 1.53.45 PM.png 709x618 94kB)
Kind of surprised my level of health is above average. Other than that, what I figured.

7 hours later 7009999 Anonymous
>Living in Yurop >Finished high school >Took loan for business >Opened clothing store >tfw no gf Im type 3. This shit is true.

8 hours later 7010093 Anonymous
>implying enneagram >implying Gurdjieff >implying he didn't scare the shit out of Rasputin and Crowley >implying the Fourth Way >implying the destruction of consciousness and sensibility >implying stepping from one stream to the next >implying he didn't plan on dying before finishing his last work as one great big joke >implying you'll read this three times Point your Teskooano at me, you slugs.

8 hours later 7010175 Anonymous (muh_intelligence.png 589x487 21kB)
>tfw enlightened

8 hours later 7010213 Anonymous
new age zodiac

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