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2013-05-21 03:16 7005905 Anonymous Official /r9k/ Enneagram Circlejerk! (Muh 4.gif 325x208 6kB)
It's like the MBIT, but even less based in science and more founded on muh feelings!
>Quick variant test here
http://similarminds.com/cgi-bin/sim ilarminds.pl
>Enneagram type definitions
http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/d escript.asp#.UZtxTbUqV8E
>tfw Type 4w/5
Being a 4 is truly suffering
Since we are so lost as to who we are, we cling to the only thing that is found within all humans - pain.
2 min later 7005934 Anonymous
Bumping for muh feels
3 min later 7005939 Anonymous
Your first link doesn't work for me for some reason.
4 min later 7005944 Anonymous (Adolf Hitler mad.jpg 475x393 23kB)
>>7005939
My bad
Try this instead
http://similarminds.com/test.html
9 min later 7005973 Anonymous
>>7005905
>Open test
>Choose gender
>Male/Female
>No Transethnodragonbeast, one with nature and fe/male combinatrix
fucking die cis scum
12 min later 7005992 Anonymous
I'm a type 5.
This seems about right. Too bad I am not good enough to be as awesome as some of the dudes in that list of type 5 examples.
haha albert einstein
and buddha
come on
I could never be anything like that
16 min later 7006011 Anonymous
>>7005992
Obviously when they're picking people to include for the types they're going to include some of the most accomplished, well-respected people on earth
Don't forget that they've got a list like this for each type there is as well
25 min later 7006069 Anonymous
>>7006011
It doesn't help that they keep exclaiming how intellectual and how much of a visionary these types usually are. But yeah, I get ya.
33 min later 7006125 Anonymous
Type nine with secondaries in 5/6/8
43 min later 7006208 Anonymous
>Your main type is Type 6
>Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy
http://www.enneagraminstitute.com/T ypeSix.asp#.UZt9ybU5mHM
Pretty accurate.
45 min later 7006223 Anonymous (Enneagram.png 663x550 29kB)
What I expected.
55 min later 7006296 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 4
Your variant stacking is spsosx
Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy
INTP
Is there any way out of this madness?
1 hours later 7006548 Anonymous (Screenshot_1.png 529x485 24kB)
unique as fuck result right there mate.
1 hours later 7006553 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 4
Your variant stacking is spsosx
Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy
INFP
So, someone, describe me. I don't know what OP meant by truly suffering.
Oh boy who am I trying to fuck over, it really is suffering.
1 hours later 7006556 Anonymous
>>7006548
im INTJ btw
1 hours later 7006590 Anonymous (wutlolski.png 656x766 44kB)
>>7006553
Picture is pretty much releated for this completely original post
1 hours later 7006711 Anonymous
>>7006296
have you tried meditation
1 hours later 7006738 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 8 (Type 3 at same level)
Your variant stacking is sx/so/sp
Your level of health is average
So I guess I'm a well-rounded likeable individual that's close to being the ideal man.
Suck my normalfag dick.
2 hours later 7006783 Anonymous
>ctrl+f type 9
>no results
muh speshulness
2 hours later 7006791 Anonymous
>tfw reading type 4 and the first thing to come to your mind is how narcissistic it sounds
dammit
2 hours later 7006818 Anonymous
>>7006791
But what type are you, anon?
2 hours later 7006828 Anonymous (muh feels.png 823x458 27kB)
wow i kind of suck
2 hours later 7006880 Anonymous
type 7 here try and keep up with me.
2 hours later 7006899 Anonymous
>>7006818
Type 4 ;_;
2 hours later 7006940 Anonymous
Type 2
sp/sx/so
i don't understand but apparently I'm very unhealthy
2 hours later 7006959 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 9
Your variant stacking is sp/sx/so
Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy
and it says i should work on my physical appearance and health as well as my mental health
fucking tell me something i dont know
2 hours later 7007001 Anonymous (dagame.jpg 624x564 110kB)
>type 9
one relaxed motherfucker
(INTP)
2 hours later 7007190 Anonymous (1349410499137.jpg 623x700 96kB)
Type 1 Perfectionism |||| 18%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||| 50%
Type 3 Image Focus |||||||||||| 46%
Type 4 Individualism |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Type 5 Intellectualism |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Type 6 Security Focus |||||||||||| 50%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 58%
Type 8 Aggressiveness |||||||||||| 50%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||||| 70%
there aren't so many 4's as i thought
3 hours later 7007291 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 9
Your variant stacking is sx/sp/so
Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy
That sounds about right.
3 hours later 7007392 Anonymous
>>7006296
I'm the exact same (ok less pronounced), join me and we'll strike back at this cruel world... tomorrow.
3 hours later 7007460 Anonymous
>>7006783
im type 9 too snowflakenomore
3 hours later 7007475 Anonymous
>>7007291
funny, I got the exact same, but my health is listed as above average (and it is)
3 hours later 7007528 Zeratul
Type 9
Sx/so/sp
What i u guise get?
Also it said very unhelthy but i dont belivd
3 hours later 7007594 Anonymous
Got a 90% on image focus
Guess I am narcissistic after all.
3 hours later 7007647 Pachacutec (enneagram test.png 761x484 28kB)
Type 9, pretty accurate, I suppose, although I tend to be very dominant too so I dunno. :|
Thanks for the link, OP, I was bored. hue
3 hours later 7007723 Anonymous
I got type 7, sx/so/sp
Kewl.
4 hours later 7007749 Anonymous
Type 9
sxsosp
ESTP
Seems about right.
4 hours later 7007803 Anonymous (personality.png 616x510 26kB)
Am I master race?
6 hours later 7008850 Anonymous
type three or type nine?
i used to type five/four.
6 hours later 7008982 Anonymous
>>7006828
Why include proof of yourself using a truly pathetic MBTI test that even if the method it used to give you your type would be a working one, have too weak preferences to say it's correct?
6 hours later 7009122 Anonymous (hmmm....png 580x659 45kB)
Fairly accurate for me. INFP as well.
Some of the questions I picked middle because I enjoy both extremes.
>"I think if it's not exhilarating, I would rather not do it."
I enjoy very exhilarating activities AND very relaxing activities. With regards to this question, I prefer the extremes to the middle ground. Any answer to this question doesn't represent me properly.
6 hours later 7009142 Anonymous
Type 6, sp/sx/so, very low level of health.
7 hours later 7009243 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 4
Your variant stacking is sp/sx/so
Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy
wonderful
7 hours later 7009252 Cheshire Cat (93f632170db93cd07de955befbbf7e43.png 583x540 36kB)
This with ENTP.
Sounds about right.
7 hours later 7009260 Anonymous (Untitled.png 644x665 32kB)
Both agressive and calm
The fuck
7 hours later 7009265 Anonymous (types and shit.jpg 612x574 116kB)
I think it's somewhat accurate. It's something different than that personalities typology.
7 hours later 7009424 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 9
Your variant stacking is sx/sp/so
Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy
I don't get the variant stacking thing.
7 hours later 7009426 Anonymous
Your main type is Type 6
Your variant stacking is sp/sx/so
Your level of health is very low, i.e. very unhealthy
Sounds about right, have no idea what the stacking means though.
7 hours later 7009526 Anonymous
Now do this one
http://similarminds.com/bigfive.htm l
It's more fun.
7 hours later 7009600 Cheshire Cat
>>7009526
>all these leading questions
Jesus.
7 hours later 7009694 Anonymous (meh.png 1044x462 35kB)
2 different tests on the same site.
lawlwut
7 hours later 7009720 Anonymous
4 & 9.
These match up with INFJ and INFP (I test differently depending on my frame of mind at the present).
7 hours later 7009779 Anonymous
>>7009694
Only because on the first test I tested as type 4, really not caring whether I seem different to anyone else, had to verify. More interested in being myself, unsure as to whether those two are related. Was surprised at the drop in adventurousness.
7 hours later 7009782 Anonymous (Screen shot 2013-05-21 at 1.53.45 PM.png 709x618 94kB)
Kind of surprised my level of health is above average. Other than that, what I figured.
7 hours later 7009999 Anonymous
>Living in Yurop
>Finished high school
>Took loan for business
>Opened clothing store
>tfw no gf
Im type 3. This shit is true.
8 hours later 7010093 Anonymous
>implying enneagram
>implying Gurdjieff
>implying he didn't scare the shit out of Rasputin and Crowley
>implying the Fourth Way
>implying the destruction of consciousness and sensibility
>implying stepping from one stream to the next
>implying he didn't plan on dying before finishing his last work as one great big joke
>implying you'll read this three times
Point your Teskooano at me, you slugs.
8 hours later 7010175 Anonymous (muh_intelligence.png 589x487 21kB)
>tfw enlightened
8 hours later 7010213 Anonymous
new age zodiac
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