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2013-05-21 12:24 7004964 Anonymous (1352992278637.jpg 252x311 37kB)
>girl in my dojo >always wears black g-strings under her gi >the gi pants always climbs up her ass >have to keep concentration >mfw

4 min later 7004992 Anonymous
Just kick her in the head.

11 min later 7005035 Anonymous
rape her to teach her a lesson

11 min later 7005038 Anonymous (1366398512686.jpg 640x800 282kB)
What martial art, anon? Karate is shit, it had better be Muay Thai or something.

15 min later 7005051 Anonymous
Ask her why she must dress like a slut to the fucking dojo

20 min later 7005083 Anonymous
I'm curious what martial art too, I'm thinking of starting in one because I'm interested in it and because it's healthy, and if there's a particular one with black g-string qt3.14's, I'm all ears.

20 min later 7005085 Anonymous
>>7005038 Karate isn't shit. It's just that some dojos only teach techniques and doesn't offer proper fight training. I practice karate, and we have a proper fight team. Our dojo almost always takes gold at fighting championships.

21 min later 7005092 Anonymous
>>7005038 >Which Martial Art? >OP says gi in the second line Not too bright are you sport?

23 min later 7005097 Anonymous
>karate >not kyudo, kendo, judo or aikido cum on step it up

23 min later 7005108 Anonymous
>>7005038 >Muay Thai >not the purview of Thais and faggots ONLY

24 min later 7005110 Anonymous
>>7005038 Tae Kwon Do for comedic effect.

24 min later 7005111 Anonymous
What sort of dojo is it that sensei hasn't told her to shrek herself?

25 min later 7005114 Anonymous
>>7005097 Kyodo is too underrespresented club-wise, kendo is for weebs, judo is meh and you don't learn how to throw a punch or kick properly, and aikido is for women. Come at me.

28 min later 7005142 Anonymous
>>7005114 >Kyudo Fair enough, at least you're not disputing that it's the king of Japanese martial arts. >Kendo Never met one who does it. >Judo It's a sport, just like karate. Neither is directly useful for "real rights". If you really want to learn to strike, you can easily progress to jujutsu from judo. But frankly throws are pretty cool. >Aikido Well that's just silly when you're complaining about a whore in your karatebu.

29 min later 7005151 Anonymous (1368360289986.png 500x454 412kB)
I can't wait for everyone to claim they know this style and that style and this is shit tier and that's shit tier ufc blah blah blah. Just shut the fuck up with your cool stories. If any one of you faggots got into a fight you'd get severely beaten after trying to implement some kick you saw on UFC.

30 min later 7005159 Anonymous
>>7005151 We're talking about martial arts here, why are you bringing up UFC?

32 min later 7005174 Anonymous
>>7005151 I'm just gonna go ahead and side with this guy. Also, do many qts actually do martial arts?

33 min later 7005179 Anonymous
>>7005142 All kendo clubs I've heard about have, sadly, been inhabited by weebs. Karate and judo might both be very effective in real fights. It all depends on how you're taught the techniques. Our dojo focuses a lot on sparring and fluidity of the moves, so that you can actually use them in real life. The repetitiveness of basic training also helps with the muscle memory. Throws are really cool, and we dabble a bit in it here and there too when we have training across the grades. But aikido is designed for women because it builds on weak techniques designed to use your opponents force against himself. And she's not a whore. I have no doubt that it's comfy as hell to do kicks in a g-string. It's just that I have trouble not staring at her tush.

33 min later 7005181 Anonymous
>>7005174 In Japan they do.

39 min later 7005215 Anonymous
>Practicing martial arts to learn how to fight. Really?

42 min later 7005226 Anonymous
>>7005181 But what about US of A?

42 min later 7005229 Anonymous
>>7005215 Well, not ONLY that. You also get healthier physically and mentally. And the fact that you know with yourself that you can fight helps wonders with your confidence.

43 min later 7005239 Anonymous
>>7005179 The only ones I've ever known have been in Japan, or mostly actual Japanese who belong to a club back home, with some Chinese and Koreans. It doesn't take much imagination to see that they could be practical, sure. I'm not used to training with the intent of "real life" use, because the larger part of my martial arts experience is weapons-based. So I don't really understand why you would want to study with that purpose - if you're interested in actual fighting something like Krav Maga would make more sense, no? Anyway, regarding judo, to me the idea of ending a struggle simply by moving your opponent around is quite appealing - strictly speaking, winning without throwing a punch. I suppose that is also why I don't mind aikido in principle, though I've never gotten to try it. Maybe this is me being judgemental, but if she's wearing a g-string and you can see that, she sounds like a whore. I'll take your word for it, but if you want to stare, why complain?

51 min later 7005282 Anonymous
Bump bump cunt

57 min later 7005330 Anonymous
>>7005239 A judo throw is incredibly painful. I'd rather take a knee in the stomach than hitting a concrete floor with the force of acceleration times body weight. Also, Krav Maga is shit because it takes out the elements of discipline and mental training and only focus on the fight.

1 hours later 7005388 Anonymous
>>7005330 Hurts even more if they let go (which is banned in competition, mind). So you're in it for the "art" in a sense but being able to use it in a fight is a bonus?

1 hours later 7005409 Anonymous
>>7005388 Pretty much, yeah. I also don't mind the health boost.

1 hours later 7005412 Anonymous
>take up Ai-Ki Do >instantly gf takes it up too >wears yoga pants >stare at her ass all lesson >wtf I can stare at her ass at home >quit Ai-Ki Do

1 hours later 7005433 Anonymous
>>7005092 Not who you were talking to but off the top of my head i can think of Karate, Jiu Jitsu, Judo, Muay Thai that all use gi's. Relatively sure there are more.

1 hours later 7005465 Anonymous
>>7005433 Muay Thai doesn't use gi.

1 hours later 7005469 Anonymous
>implying cat mode isn't the best martial art

1 hours later 7005549 Anonymous
>>7004964 that is how you truely become a master OP. you must ignore the distractions that stand between you and achiving your goals. This is your test

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