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2013-05-21 10:03 7003959 Anonymous (250px-Leg2.jpg 250x375 16kB)
My calves are huge and this is a little bit irritating because when i wear shorts it makes me look ridiculous and short. Is there something I can do to make it smaller?

1 min later 7003969 Anonymous
wtf are you autismal?

3 min later 7003997 >TDW
run/bike and your calves will get toned. then, only ever wear shorts. thanks in advance.

5 min later 7004012 Anonymous (cotton.jpg 210x240 10kB)
Boy don't you complain about your calves, the damned Japs took my shins!

5 min later 7004013 Anonymous OP
>>7003959 also the picture is not my calves. pic not related

8 min later 7004051 Anonymous
i'm guessing you mean your legs are fat, in which case stop wearing shorts lel. wear white and make sure the shorts are above your knees. unless you do squats or eat pizza for a living, fix your fucking awkward calves.

12 min later 7004080 Anonymous
>>7003959 Big Calves are something that all be 'mirin and yearning for. Shorts won't make you look short, take pride in dem calves.

17 min later 7004116 Anonymous
I'm skinnyfat, the only things good about me are my calves and my cock. Since I can't show off my cock in public, I tend to wear shorts even in shitty weather.

38 min later 7004249 Anonymous
Are you retarded? women love muscular calves.

5 hours later 7005954 Anonymous
>>7003959 All the men in my family have this problem. Just wear black jeans on normal days and maybe try wearing shorter shorts. My brother did track and when he wore those short shorts you couldn't even tell

5 hours later 7005966 Anonymous
Guys my cock is huge and it always gets in the way. How do I solve this problem? :(

7 hours later 7006894 Anonymous
Fuck you OP, Henry 8th used to brag daily about the tremendous size of his calves, show them off! I have scars all over my lower legs from flea bites I scratched to hell, and bald patches where I drunkenly tried to shave myself all over (fortunately I passed out after 5 mins) and it never grew back. I still bare my legs occasionally because damn your eyes, world. I'll wear my dressing gown in my own house at noon if I want to, and if my housemate's friends tell me I should cover my legs they can go be Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth the Second somewhere else.

7 hours later 7006906 Anonymous
Oh god, you think your calves are huge? Now I'm afraid of showing mine.

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