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2013-05-21 09:36 7003751 Anonymous (how bout a little more baklava.jpg 980x716 173kB)
>that feel when the feel of no friends online or irl starts hitting you again

2 min later 7003760 Anonymous
>>7003751 Did you really never have a friend? I've never seen someone like you.

6 min later 7003782 Anonymous
>>7003760 We're that guy you 'quietly' laugh at with your friends in public, of course you've seen us.

6 min later 7003784 Anonymous
>tfw have friends >start thinking they're out to bring you down >stop hanging out with friends >they keep messaging you wondering where you are >tell them you need alone time to gather your thoughts and sort them out >gathered thoughts >sorted them out >come to the conclusion that they are all actually out to bring you down, not only that, they want to kill you >delete all contacts >hole up in your room for a few weeks >try to forget you ever had those friends

7 min later 7003793 Anonymous
such is the life of a robot. no one likes robots.

8 min later 7003797 Anonymous
>>7003793 Why? Why does everyone hate us? We can't even form bonds with other robots.

8 min later 7003800 Anonymous
>tfw you start getting that nogf feel Pls God.

9 min later 7003805 Anonymous
>>7003797 Mother Superior tells me i'm too efficient

10 min later 7003812 Anonymous
I wish some sort of super advanced alien intelligence would give me the capacity to destroy humanity. If I can't be happy nobody else should be.

10 min later 7003813 Anonymous
>>7003751 i know that feel brah >no friends at uni >no friends in the >no friends on forums >one friend I had at high school still kept on inviting me to things each year for a few years before giving up >one friend I accidentally met on a train one day, he brought up meeting up again for fun later in the week >didn't respond or call >join something >can't make friends >miss opportunity/window where people are willing to be open/make friendships >stay quiet, feel out of place, want to leave/quit >see other people join >see them succeed and make friends instantly >life feels empty >want to reach out >no one

10 min later 7003821 Anonymous
>>7003800 that feel is annoying as fuck, especially considering the fact that a majority of the media is based around having a female companion

12 min later 7003842 Anonymous
>tfw I wake up and realize once again that I'm a grown man in his mid-20s who is still a 9th grader in my grasp of emotional and social things

16 min later 7003866 Anonymous
>>7003821 that's all it is too. it's just the media and your own mind telling you that you need a female companion. our caveman ancestors one day saw one caveman fucking a cavewoman and they thought it looked like fun so they all got mad and went out and tried getting cavewomen of their own. you don't need a girl. all they'll do is leech onto you and suck you dry of all your money. don't fucking listen to the media telling you you need a gf. be that one lone hero without a companion who saves the day on his own.

17 min later 7003876 Anonymous
>>7003800 >>7003821 >this particular feel >keep on bumping into things that remind me of this >people asking me if you have a missus >realize normal people wake up to someone they love, spend time and do things together with a person they love, experience love, and all that it's a shit feel man

18 min later 7003887 Anonymous
>tfw discussing something with someone in a formal atmosphere and they start implying you have a gf or friends

19 min later 7003893 Anonymous
>>7003876 that's why i want to end up like Yoda Yoda is a perfectly wise and content little ugly green creature with a whole planet to himself and all the time in the world to do what he wants

19 min later 7003901 Anonymous
>>7003751 seriously. i have never made a friend online and i only have one friend irl, but i only text her since we're at different schools. i've tried to make friends, but no one reciprocates and i've just given up.

21 min later 7003915 Anonymous
>>7003887 >finish a course in another state >talk turns to getting back to family/friends >hey anon, don't be too hard on your missus when you get back eh *wink* >mfw I'm single and everyone is talking about the things they're going to do when they get back, mostly involving their significant others I had to turn my poker face up to eleven for that one.

24 min later 7003938 Anonymous
>>7003893 >decent apartment, a decent gaymen battlestation, a nice bed >an alright paying job which is sometimes enjoyable >the quiet acceptance if not slight respect of coworkers >having a car with a decent surround sound system >have a disposable income and free time to do what I want not much else I can ask for

27 min later 7003978 Anonymous
>>7003915 >working in lab >it gets late >team decides to head home >someone needs to stay back to monitor the project >I volunteer >research partner says "your girlfriend must the hours you put in here" >laugh and mutter yeah as they leave >tfw running random nmrs thinking about where it all went wrong.

32 min later 7004022 Anonymous
>>7003978 >have to be a sentry for something >it just involves doing nothing and not (being caught) falling asleep in a secluded place >some guy comes along after two hours and says, hey the guys in charge thought you were getting lonely, they sent me up here to keep you company >mfw I was enjoying the solitude

32 min later 7004023 Anonymous (1368292653566.jpg 1920x1356 684kB)
You should see me when im happy man, nobody entertains me like i do. I dont need anyone else, i got me.

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