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2013-05-21 09:36 7003751 Anonymous (how bout a little more baklava.jpg 980x716 173kB)
>that feel when the feel of no friends online or irl starts hitting you again
2 min later 7003760 Anonymous
>>7003751
Did you really never have a friend? I've never seen someone like you.
6 min later 7003782 Anonymous
>>7003760
We're that guy you 'quietly' laugh at with your friends in public, of course you've seen us.
6 min later 7003784 Anonymous
>tfw have friends
>start thinking they're out to bring you down
>stop hanging out with friends
>they keep messaging you wondering where you are
>tell them you need alone time to gather your thoughts and sort them out
>gathered thoughts
>sorted them out
>come to the conclusion that they are all actually out to bring you down, not only that, they want to kill you
>delete all contacts
>hole up in your room for a few weeks
>try to forget you ever had those friends
7 min later 7003793 Anonymous
such is the life of a robot.
no one likes robots.
8 min later 7003797 Anonymous
>>7003793
Why? Why does everyone hate us?
We can't even form bonds with other robots.
8 min later 7003800 Anonymous
>tfw you start getting that nogf feel
Pls God.
9 min later 7003805 Anonymous
>>7003797
Mother Superior tells me i'm too efficient
10 min later 7003812 Anonymous
I wish some sort of super advanced alien intelligence would give me the capacity to destroy humanity. If I can't be happy nobody else should be.
10 min later 7003813 Anonymous
>>7003751
i know that feel brah
>no friends at uni
>no friends in the
>no friends on forums
>one friend I had at high school still kept on inviting me to things each year for a few years before giving up
>one friend I accidentally met on a train one day, he brought up meeting up again for fun later in the week
>didn't respond or call
>join something
>can't make friends
>miss opportunity/window where people are willing to be open/make friendships
>stay quiet, feel out of place, want to leave/quit
>see other people join
>see them succeed and make friends instantly
>life feels empty
>want to reach out
>no one
10 min later 7003821 Anonymous
>>7003800
that feel is annoying as fuck, especially considering the fact that a majority of the media is based around having a female companion
12 min later 7003842 Anonymous
>tfw I wake up and realize once again that I'm a grown man in his mid-20s who is still a 9th grader in my grasp of emotional and social things
16 min later 7003866 Anonymous
>>7003821
that's all it is too. it's just the media and your own mind telling you that you need a female companion.
our caveman ancestors one day saw one caveman fucking a cavewoman and they thought it looked like fun so they all got mad and went out and tried getting cavewomen of their own.
you don't need a girl. all they'll do is leech onto you and suck you dry of all your money. don't fucking listen to the media telling you you need a gf. be that one lone hero without a companion who saves the day on his own.
17 min later 7003876 Anonymous
>>7003800
>>7003821
>this particular feel
>keep on bumping into things that remind me of this
>people asking me if you have a missus
>realize normal people wake up to someone they love, spend time and do things together with a person they love, experience love, and all that
it's a shit feel man
18 min later 7003887 Anonymous
>tfw discussing something with someone in a formal atmosphere and they start implying you have a gf or friends
19 min later 7003893 Anonymous
>>7003876
that's why i want to end up like Yoda
Yoda is a perfectly wise and content little ugly green creature with a whole planet to himself and all the time in the world to do what he wants
19 min later 7003901 Anonymous
>>7003751
seriously. i have never made a friend online and i only have one friend irl, but i only text her since we're at different schools. i've tried to make friends, but no one reciprocates and i've just given up.
21 min later 7003915 Anonymous
>>7003887
>finish a course in another state
>talk turns to getting back to family/friends
>hey anon, don't be too hard on your missus when you get back eh *wink*
>mfw I'm single and everyone is talking about the things they're going to do when they get back, mostly involving their significant others
I had to turn my poker face up to eleven for that one.
24 min later 7003938 Anonymous
>>7003893
>decent apartment, a decent gaymen battlestation, a nice bed
>an alright paying job which is sometimes enjoyable
>the quiet acceptance if not slight respect of coworkers
>having a car with a decent surround sound system
>have a disposable income and free time to do what I want
not much else I can ask for
27 min later 7003978 Anonymous
>>7003915
>working in lab
>it gets late
>team decides to head home
>someone needs to stay back to monitor the project
>I volunteer
>research partner says "your girlfriend must the hours you put in here"
>laugh and mutter yeah as they leave
>tfw running random nmrs thinking about where it all went wrong.
32 min later 7004022 Anonymous
>>7003978
>have to be a sentry for something
>it just involves doing nothing and not (being caught) falling asleep in a secluded place
>some guy comes along after two hours and says, hey the guys in charge thought you were getting lonely, they sent me up here to keep you company
>mfw I was enjoying the solitude
32 min later 7004023 Anonymous (1368292653566.jpg 1920x1356 684kB)
You should see me when im happy man, nobody entertains me like i do. I dont need anyone else, i got me.
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