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2013-05-08 09:22 6831047 Anonymous Never disclose you're a virgin. ever. (ssfiners.jpg 1440x900 252kB)
http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-t o-me/it-happened-to-me-i-ended-up-i n-bed-with-a-27-year-old-virgin Basically give up if you haven't lost it by 18. TLDR: Even if you get a girl naked in front of you it doesn't matter because if you tell her you're a virgin she will leave you and laugh in your face. Life sucks and then you die. The end.

1 min later 6831066 Anonymous
>>6831047 i didn't tell my first that i was a virgin. she never asked about it either, she probably just thought i sucked at sex.

9 min later 6831149 Anonymous
I think that is the best way to do it. Even if you want to tell the other person you probably shouldn't. I mean, is it really any of their business? They aren't going to tell you right before sex that they've had 10 or 12 partners right? So DON'T TELL GIRLS YOU'RE A VIRGIN. EVER.

11 min later 6831169 Anonymous
>>6831066 I lost my virginity at 21. I told her about it about a year afterwards though. She told me she never would have slept with me if she knew I was a virgin because the first time is supposed to me "special" despite the fact that she lost her virginity at 9.

11 min later 6831173 Anonymous
another example of a terrible woman, not just because she had rejected the virgin.

13 min later 6831185 Anonymous
>>6831047 >Basically give up if you haven't lost it by 18. I was 20, would have been stupid to give up at 18

16 min later 6831200 Anonymous
I think its interesting that almost all of the comments in that thread wherein posters admit they lost their virginity at an older age are women. I wonder why that is. Could it be even on the internet a man should never admit he is a virgin? DUH!!!

17 min later 6831210 Anonymous
>>6831185 Did you admit to your partner you were a virgin before the sex?

18 min later 6831234 Anonymous
You know that is a troll site right? It's like the onion for femminism. >>6831169 I hope that is meant to be 19 and not 9.

19 min later 6831238 Snowman
>>6831047 That made me sick to my stomach. Looks like I'm never having sex ever. I would die if some bitch did that to me.

20 min later 6831247 Anonymous
>>6831169 how the fuck do you lose your virginity at 9?

21 min later 6831258 Anonymous
My husband knew I was a virgin when he first bedded me. I was twenty-two when we met.

21 min later 6831260 Anonymous
>>6831247 rape. lots of underaged rape.

22 min later 6831269 Anonymous
>>6831247 you're either retarded in some way or just extremely naive

22 min later 6831270 Anonymous
>>6831258 >bedded Always makes me chuckle. No idea why.

23 min later 6831280 eeyaw
>>6831258 It's fine to be a virgin as a woman.

24 min later 6831288 Anonymous
Somewhere in the depths of the /r9k/ archive, the robot this happened to has posted a thread about this.

25 min later 6831296 Anonymous
>>6831270 It's because you imagine a man hitting a woman with a bed

25 min later 6831298 Anonymous
I wish we had that thread as the post is only a few months old.

25 min later 6831299 Snowman
>>6831280 This. Fuck backwards ass social standards.

25 min later 6831302 Anonymous
shit if I was in that situation with probably my only chance in my life to lose my virginity and I told some girl and she tried to walk away on my i'd probably end up raping her before she could try to leave me, no way i'm letting that slip away

26 min later 6831306 Anonymous
>>6831234 >>6831247 She said it was with an older boy and she had no supervision growing up. It hurt and she regrets being a slut her entire life. I read the article guys. This guy cock blocked himself by saying "I've never done this before" while putting the condom on. He was about to get laid and he ruined the mood. There are going to be a lot guys crying about how terrible women are but there are plenty of things that a woman could say to me right before I was about to sick my dick in her that would make me stop and leave. "I've never done this before" wouldn't be one of them but if she said something to completely kill my sex drive then yes, I would just leave.

26 min later 6831313 Anonymous
Do you guys believe you have to tell your partner all of your previous experience beforehand? If it matters to you to let them know then go ahead, just be warned that some may not take well to it. If you found a good enough girl she should be fine with it. If a girl mocks you for it then you shouldn't be dating her. There's no magic trick to sex that you have to take years to learn, just go with what your gut tells you to do.

26 min later 6831317 Anonymous
>>6831247 Simple. Marry the prophet (pbuh).

26 min later 6831318 Anonymous
>>6831258 Being a female virgin is a valuable quality

27 min later 6831319 Anonymous
>>6831299 >>6831280 what about for faggots?.

27 min later 6831326 Anonymous
>>6831299 Wait what are you wishing for here?

28 min later 6831335 Anonymous
Basically you can blame yourself, or blame women, or blame religion, or blame whatever the fuck you want but never, and I mean ever, tell a woman you're a virgin. At least if you want her to have sex with you anyway.

28 min later 6831336 Anonymous
>>6831319 It depends on the person. Some guys (and arguably fewer girls) may appreciate their partner for being a virgin. On the other hand, some people will prefer their partner to have some experience.

28 min later 6831338 Anonymous
>>6831280 >>6831318 I was laughed at by a man I went on a couple dates before my husband. It isn't always a valuable quality.

28 min later 6831340 Snowman
>>6831319 Fucking nice grammar. I completely understood what you posted. >>6831326 If it is okay for a girl to be a virgin at 22 why not a man.

29 min later 6831344 Anonymous
>>6831319 how can a fag even be a virgin? you literally just go up to any other homo and say "you're hot, wanna fuck?" and there you have sex.

29 min later 6831348 Anonymous (scooby.jpg 242x208 15kB)
>>6831313 But my gut always screams 'RAAPE'

29 min later 6831352 Snowman
>>6831338 It is if the man isn't a meat headed man controlled by his dick.

30 min later 6831355 Anonymous
>>6831319 >Virgin faggot These have never been observed by straight people in the wild as fags are the horniest people on the planet and as soon as a virgin fag is spotted they are taken to the fag cave and passed around like a joint. Also most fags lose their virginity before they even find out their gay as a way to compensate

31 min later 6831366 Anonymous
>>6831352 You can take the statement and twist it around to apply to yourself as well. A man who decides not to sleep with any woman who spreads her legs is valuable to a woman who isn't controlled by her vagina.

31 min later 6831367 Anonymous (1278188449316.jpg 1024x768 67kB)
>>6831348 Do pic related to your 'RAAPE' urges instead and keep it on the down low buddy.

32 min later 6831380 Anonymous
>>6831269 unless your in Africa or the Balkans getting raped as apart of some ethnic cleansing no one is loosing their virginity under 11....maybe the south

32 min later 6831385 Anonymous (absolutely disgusting.jpg 400x300 64kB)
>come back at a later date for the mercyfuck

32 min later 6831388 Snowman
>>6831366 If only that was actually the case. Pro tip. It isn't.

32 min later 6831391 Anonymous
>>6831355 >Also most fags lose their virginity before they even find out their gay as a way to compensate Guess I'm a robot for a reason. I'll be the local fag kissless virgin robot.

34 min later 6831405 Anonymous
>>6831391 Just so into a gay bar and say "I'm gay who want's to have sex?"

34 min later 6831407 Anonymous
>That feel when no virgin bf to tease

34 min later 6831408 Anonymous
question. if im asexual and have no impulse for sex should I tell a girl this or just ignore it??? keep in mind ive never even had a gf, just wondering

35 min later 6831424 Anonymous (1356988732640.jpg 1280x720 105kB)
>women hate virgin guys No shit. I'm a 25yo virgin and I have plenty of experiences like that.

36 min later 6831431 Anonymous
>>6831408 It's best to suggest it, especially if your future girlfriend is keen on having some amount of sex. If you keep it quiet and she's not the best person she may find sex elsewhere which would break your trust with her. Alternatively, it may be that she finds that you are incompatible because of it. Best bet is to aim for someone asexual too.

36 min later 6831432 Anonymous
Well, I think most people would think you're insane if you told them you're asexual so you should probably keep that to yourself.

36 min later 6831433 Anonymous (i am my own free bitch.jpg 640x480 39kB)
>>6831367 Well, I am a little girl, so...

36 min later 6831436 Anonymous
>>6831405 I'm on r9k, it's safe to say you can assume I don't go to bars, especially god awful gay bars, and don't into social very well.

37 min later 6831443 Anonymous
>>6831424 >implying I hate virgins Just let me have your virginity.

38 min later 6831459 Anonymous
>>6831388 There are woman who would prefer a virgin to a manwhore. First off, it's a clean bill of health. Also, it means they might still believe that sex is a special thing between a man and a woman, not something to happen whenever two people get bored. I'm not telling you to be optimistic. I'm telling you that if a woman loves you, virginity isn't something that ruins the whole relationship.

39 min later 6831464 Snowman
>>6831443 >willing to sex a virgin just because he is a virgin. You disgust me. At least get to know him before hand to make a connection so you will be less likely to pump and dump the poor guy.

40 min later 6831478 Anonymous
I don't understand all these women who don't want virgins. I mean, I wouldn't care, unless the reason he was a virgin implied deeper personality issues.

41 min later 6831485 Anonymous
So just lie I did and I was able to lose my virginity. >Just told the girl I had fucked a girl in high school and while on vacation in the Bahamas one time >We had sex >She was really concerned if she was good and if I had a good time, really clingy for a few days >One of my friends knew I was a virgin, he talked to her and asked how it was taking my virginity >She gets mad as fuck at me Not hard guys. Granted I was only 20 at the time but still.

41 min later 6831486 Snowman
>>6831459 >implying I'm not the most optimistic tripfag on /r9k/. Have you seen my conversations with eeyore? Both of the things you posted are my sole hopes. The only problem is that there are almost no not fat women that share those values.

41 min later 6831491 Anonymous
>>6831464 But taking his virginity will magically give him +2500 confidence points. Then he'll go out and find some qt gf.

41 min later 6831499 Anonymous
>>6831443 If you lived anywhere close to me I'd take you on a date and we could think about that. Since that's not the case I can atleast be happy it's not all women.

42 min later 6831507 Snowman
>>6831491 No it won't. Especially if you pump and dump him. The only way to gain confidence is to succeed at something you have to work to get.

43 min later 6831515 Anonymous
>>6831478 I think the latter part of this post demonstrates why a man should never admit he is a virgin. Basically men are perceived to be batshit crazy if they are older virgins and women need to be careful to avoid crazy men so therefore it is entirely understandable why YOU SHOULD NEVER TELL A WOMAN YOU'RE A VIRGIN.

43 min later 6831517 Anonymous
>>6831424 In the context of the story, she wasn't looking for a boyfriend, and she didn't think it was right to only have sex with the guy as a no-strings encounter for his first time.

44 min later 6831534 Anonymous
>>6831486 >The only problem is that there are almost no not fat women that share those values. I don't know what to feel when reading this. Honestly just makes me want to throw my virginity to the wind and slut it up just because it's what's expected of me, since I don't have ugliness or fatness to stop me.

45 min later 6831549 Anonymous
>>6831210 >http://www.xojane.com/it-happened- to-me/it-happened-to-me-i-ended-up- in-bed-with-a-27-year-old-virgin No, why would I? One night stand, dunno if she knew, never saw her again

46 min later 6831556 Anonymous
>>6831486 I'm sorry, I'm not a frequently flyer to /r9k/ so I don't know the full community and the people involved in it. I'm glad you aren't downtrodden about the situation. If you are concerned about the sex thing only, you could just have sex with some girl and lie about it. But it is really special to have sex with a person you love.

46 min later 6831559 Anonymous
>>6831517 I know, but I've heard bad things about virgin guys even if it's for proper relationships.

46 min later 6831562 Snowman
>>6831534 Pretty much this. I will hold out hope until I graduate college. After that all bets are off and I'm just going to be a PUA douchebag.

49 min later 6831586 Snowman
>>6831556 I am not concerned about the sex at all. In my mind it is only the culmination of a happy relationship consisting of two people that are willing to take the next step and have a fucking child. I can get the pleasure from sex in many other ways. I need no women to be able to release my sexual tensions.

49 min later 6831590 Anonymous
>>6831047 >Tell a woman you're a virgin when you just meet her >"Ewww, TMI you creep" Fair enough >Tell her when you're on your first date >"Ewww, TMI you creep" Somewhat fair enough >Tell her while you're dating >"Ewww, you creep" Rage >Tell her while in bed >"Eww, you should've told me sooner, you creep" Whelp! Seems like there's no winning with women.

50 min later 6831603 Anonymous
>>6831344 Visit >>>/lgbt/ sometime - our Gay Generals end up in >tfwnobf posts

50 min later 6831605 Anonymous
>>6831590 protip: she dont ask you dont tell if she ask say you only done it once or twice years ago

50 min later 6831608 Anonymous
>>6831559 I haven't. Honestly, I think it'd even be cute. As long as he doesn't have *hangups* about sex, I don't see why it would be a problem.

51 min later 6831611 Anonymous
>get a gf >have sex >after the 3rd or 4th time (it was good for me, she didn't orgasm) she asks me if I was ever with a girl >answer that I fooled around but never had sex >her only comment was that I need some practice I guess I struck gold in that aspect, she was patient enough with me

52 min later 6831618 Anonymous
Girls end up fucking older guys when they are younger. They never do a virgin, ever. Or so they think. I think men are just doomed to wait till they are older, and go for girls who've just turned legal to lose it. That scares me because I hate the idea of being with a younger person... When I was 14, a girl who had bestfriendzoned me decided to tell me some fucking pedo (who should die a million times over) got her pregnant, and that she consented. I vowed never to do younger women because of that (Unless it's only 1 or 2 years difference). Virgin forever.

52 min later 6831622 Anonymous
>>6831586 I'm sorry, I hope I didn't offend you by insinuating that. I believe you will find a woman who shares your values. This place can make it seem impossible, especially with articles like in the opening post, but it is possible. I know I seem ridiculously optimistic and I apologize.

54 min later 6831641 Anonymous
>>6831618 >decided to tell me some fucking pedo (who should die a million times over) got her pregnant, and that she consented. She consentend, why should the guy "die a million times over"? You know that you're treating women like dogs without any free will or responsibility, right? She made a mistake, she has to carry the burden. If anybody has to "die a million times over", it's the girl.

55 min later 6831651 Anonymous
>>6831611 Forgot to add I was 21

55 min later 6831652 Anonymous (1352599275887.png 429x410 11kB)
>>6831605 I'm not going to base any relationships on a lie. If I have to lie to get laid, I prefer being on my own.

56 min later 6831660 Snowman
>>6831622 I was not that offended by your post in the first place. I was moderately happy that there was someone who shared the same values I did. Even in this virgin shithole that is r9k everyone wants the same shit as normalfags, sex sex sex. It makes me so damn mad.

57 min later 6831666 Anonymous
I'm gambling all my emotional points on ending up with a woman who didn't buy into the entire sex as empowerment mentality. I think I've found one, so I'll see if I can have a fun relationship together. I don't even want to be all "HURR Western women are all whores," but it's super easy to find immigrant and children of immigrant women who don't view their world through a prism of solely sexual attraction. Far easier than finding the western women who don't place expectations on sexual experience on guys.

57 min later 6831671 Anonymous
>>6831641 How's a kid who is only 14 supposed to take that news? I was the victim. She consented and was happy - she isn't. I vowed never to be like that asshole, because a dumb friendzoned kid aint gonna be able to handle that shit. I know. The guy didn't care. He just bought her booze, and cigs, until she slept with him. Did I mention he was already married and had a kid. And she wasn't the only child he had sex with. Unfortunately, I like to keep my promises, and she made me promise not to tell the police. It's fine though, he got arrested eventually from what I hear. Evil scum... I hope he was killed in prison.

57 min later 6831675 Anonymous
>>6831660 That's outwardly wrong. Most robots don't want sex at all, they just want a partner and are generally lonely.

59 min later 6831691 Anonymous
>>6831380 I got raped at 7, shut the fuck up and stop trying to pretend bad shit doesnt happen in the west just because you wouldnt like to think of it.

59 min later 6831693 Anonymous
Why does someone feel the need to say their a virgin in the first place...? It's not like driving a car where you have to tell your passenger you've never done this before, because that could result in serious problems, and injuries. Why is virginity even a thing anymore for people that aren't religious? Why do you feel the need to call yourself a virgin or tell people that you are a virgin? Piss off already, no one cares and it's not that big of a deal.

59 min later 6831695 >TDW
>>6831047 >xojane jesus christ i hate this website. i know a girl who writes in it (not the author). it's shit

1 hours later 6831703 Anonymous
>>6831047 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AH

1 hours later 6831705 Snowman
>>6831675 I seriously hope you don't think this. We all may be generally lonely but you must see all the shitty threads that consist of virgin faggots bemoaning their situations as virgins and talking about their thoughts on the idea that if they had sex they would feel better about themselves. That was a damn nice run on sentence I just wrote.

1 hours later 6831715 Anonymous
>hanging out with some people >one of the guys say "I haven't had sex in so long, I feel like a virgin again" >normalfag girl says "ewww that's so gross, don't ever say anything like that to a woman" >normalfag girl 2 says "I'd never date a virgin" >nerd girl says "even when I younger I never wanted a virgin, guys with experience are so much better" That made me feel like shit. From now on I'll just keep to myself.

1 hours later 6831719 Anonymous (165168.png 351x393 77kB)
christ, all these female blogs and websites are always top tier SHIT at least men have websites that don't talk about stupid shit Look at Men's Health compared to that http://www.menshealth.com/

1 hours later 6831720 Snowman
>>6831695 Very shit indeed. Made me mad as hell though.

1 hours later 6831724 Anonymous
>>6831705 Not really. The idea is that if they weren't virgins then maybe they could go out and actually have some confidence so they could get ahead. And congratulations, you're literate?

1 hours later 6831729 Anonymous
>>6831660 Don't let it get to you. Just brush it off. /r9k/ is filled with lots of men trying to attain a sort of "normal" status. Be happy. That's what you should achieve in life. Perhaps marital bliss is blurring my reality right now. I have to go though and didn't want to seem rude by not saying anything and leave you hanging. Keep your chin up.

1 hours later 6831730 Anonymous
>>6831652 That is another option for some. Although if you have a high sex drive I don''t think it really is an option.

1 hours later 6831750 Anonymous
>>6831715 I had a slut on my sack(no pun intended) because I told her I was a virgin. Apparently she had never had a virgin before.

1 hours later 6831759 Anonymous
>>6831705 >We all may be generally lonely but you must see all the shitty threads that consist of virgin faggots bemoaning their situations as virgins PROTIP: On /r9k/, many (I'm not confident enough to say most) posters who lament about being virgins are using the term 'virgin' as shorthand for kissless/never been in a relationship and all that it entails. There is definitely a romantic-relationship aspect based on emotions for many people here that goes beyond sexual desires.

1 hours later 6831760 Snowman
>>6831724 >implying that not being a virgin has anything to do with confidence. Just look at eeyore. >>6831729 I am already a normalfag. Congrats on getting married though. I hope it turns out better for you than most people.

1 hours later 6831762 Anonymous
The article is so poorly written I cannot understand it. She's just a stupid, fat, typical woman.

1 hours later 6831763 eeyaw
>>6831705 The only people here who think everybody wants sex are the projectors who want sex.

1 hours later 6831774 Anonymous
>>6831760 Who the fuck is eeyore? That's the logic. Don't like it? Leave. Why don't people get that I just like having somewhere to come and be a pathetic loser with other pathetic losers?

1 hours later 6831777 Snowman
>>6831759 I would hope so. I just wish they would flesh out those ideas like I do. >>6831763 >implying I want sex. I SHIGGIDY DIGGIDY DOO

1 hours later 6831780 Anonymous
As a 28 year old who recently lost his V-card, I just want to say that vaginal sex is ridiculously overrated (for both men and women), virgins make it even seem as though penetration is some magic barrier. I mean, if you masturbate somewhat regularly, it's like half the effect. And top of that only 30% of women can acheive orgasm thru vaginal sex. Ever notice that a lot of porn just ends with the guy just whacking off in order to cum? Vaginal sex. overrated. Also there's no reason why you need to tell your ladyfriend you are a virgin, if you're confident enough with foreplay and getting her off first they'll have no clue and probably would be impressed if you told them after the fact.

1 hours later 6831784 Anonymous
>>6831517 Pure rationalization of her disgust when she realized she was about to fuck with a total beta.

1 hours later 6831785 Snowman
>>6831774 >Who is eeyore? >The post immediately above him. >Newfag as hell.

1 hours later 6831804 Anonymous
>>6831047 Hire a pro for a few sessions. Consider her a coach.

1 hours later 6831806 Anonymous
>>6831785 >talking about tripfags by name and expecting everyone to know who the fuck they are Believe it or not, most people go out of their way to ignore tripfags.

1 hours later 6831809 Anonymous
>>6831784 She wasn't disgusted. She was not emotionally invested in him, and only wanted some sexual release-- meaning she didn't want to spend her time trying to teach a virgin the ropes. Secondly, she didn't want the potential "my very special first" clingyness. She wasn't disgusted, she was calculating about the pros and cons.

1 hours later 6831827 Anonymous
>>6831777 >I just wish they would flesh out those ideas like I do. Lel, dat ego. Not everyone here is willing to or capable of writing a full-blown analysis of their situation at every point it may be relevant, so shorthand has organically emerged. There's no point in fleshing out these ideas in threads that are mainly cathartic, lament-based posts that nobody reads; even in the ones that have some engaging topic, it's natural for people to not always wish to post the minutiae of their situations. In other words, 4channers are lazy, duh.

1 hours later 6831829 Anonymous
>girls whispering and laughing among themselves >"hey anon are you a virgin? she wants to know" >"yeah" >"why?" >"I don't know, I guess it was never high up on my list of things to do" >more whispering >don't worry we won't tell anyone >"whatever" >by the end of the shift everyone knew >from then on treated like a child and insulted, mainly by the women >male normalfag coworker decided to take it upon himself and get me laid bro gotta get me laid >basically became known as the virgin of the place until I quit I don't care about girls not like me or whatever and I'm content with dying a virgin but I don't like it when everything I say gets brought back around to the fact I'm a virgin and somehow a "lesser adult" because I'm inexperienced with sex.

1 hours later 6831830 Anonymous
Being 21, that seriously bums me out a little. Oh well, I should move on and not waste any more thoughts on that. Pointless getting sad/mad about it.

1 hours later 6831832 Snowman
>>6831806 >ignoring tripfags and losing some of the most interesting and original content on /b/lite.

1 hours later 6831846 Anonymous (autism intensifies.jpg 502x417 98kB)
>>6831832 >most interesting and original content >has been complaining about virgins in r9k for whole thread

1 hours later 6831851 Snowman
>>6831827 Lazy and too unintelligent are the two keys in that post. >he didn't already know about my fuckhuge ego

1 hours later 6831876 Anonymous
>>6831851 I don't think it's necessarily a lack of intelligence. I can think of numerous situations where a more intelligent person than you or I would have left this thread to do more intelligent, constructive things. Perhaps in many cases brevity is actually a sign of intelligence?

1 hours later 6831884 Snowman
>>6831846 >missing out on all the tripfag drama threads >missing out on all the threads I post myself consisting of robot hobbies/life goals/story time/self appreciation/self help thread. Try to expand your proof next time.

1 hours later 6831899 Anonymous
>>6831884 >tripfag drama Sounds shit. >hobbies/life goals/story time/self appreciation/self help threads That's most of /r9k/'s content alrighty.

1 hours later 6831903 Snowman
>>6831876 I have nothing better to do as I am sitting waiting for tomorrow to come when I will travel out to Arkansas to assist in setting up an archaeological field school. What better than to pass the time than to argue on 4chan.

1 hours later 6831909 Anonymous
>>6831903 Braggart.

1 hours later 6831919 Anonymous
>>6831047 Huh, i lost my virginity when i was 22. I wasnt as awkward as the guy in the OP text, i was actually pretty confident when dating. But what i did was pretty much exactly as that guy - i told the girl that techically i was still a virgin (bj's dont count, right?), as i was about to put on a condom. She was like "huh, didnt expect that. Fine let's fix that". But yeah, she was not very sensitive to begin with, and coupled with my lack of experience, i doubt she got much pleasure from the actual intercourse. Well, at least i could get her to orgasm during the foreplay...

1 hours later 6831921 Snowman
>>6831899 >implying my threads weren't better as they consisted of more than people posting their problems and no one answering those problems. You ever see my threads? I stayed in all of them until they died giving advice to EVERY DAMN ANON that posted. I usually wasted ~6 hours per night trying to make these sad sacks feel better about themselves by making them think someone was actually interested in their lives.

1 hours later 6831928 Anonymous
I'm a 24 year old virgin. I've had plenty of opportunities to lose it. I chose not to because I didn't think it was that big a deal, I didn't like the girls who I could have lost it to and I wanted to "wait" until I found someone I actually cared about. WHY are you cunts so fucking shallow? Why, in your unevolved minds, do you think that a guy being a virgin means anything at all? Why do your brains go a million miles a minute trying to calculate what must be "wrong" with him if he's a virgin? I've heard excuses and attempts to rationalize this disgusting female mindset along the lines of "Because we like experience and we want to be pleased from the beginning!" So, you're a spoiled little girl drawing parallels between your fuck-partner and your daddy. Yes, God forbid you actually work or teach the poor bastard HOW to please you whilst you're both in the situation together. Women are absolutely TERRIFIED of a little effort or communication. I am honestly repulsed by the shit women think and say about virgin guys, like it should even fucking matter. One dude in here said "If she loves you it shouldn't ruin the WHOLE relationship!", it shouldn't even BE a fucking issue, it shouldn't impact the relationship at all and SHE should be happy that you waited to give it to her, because God fucking knows she probably didn't wait at all. I'd rather die a virgin than try to navigate this labyrinth of vomit inducing female insecurity/neediness because of some arbitrary little qualification they slapped onto their shopping list of other bullshit they "need" a guy to have before he enters their pristine and holy vagina. That's probably what's going to happen, and I honestly don't care. You guys are way too fucking boring, stupid, emotionally and mentally stunted and childish as fuck and I'm sick of dealing with it. Note that no girl has ever turned me down because I was a virgin, but then I don't exactly go around parading it.

1 hours later 6831934 Snowman
>>6831909 Doing my best. Blox

1 hours later 6831937 Anonymous
>>6831903 >I have nothing better to do as I am sitting waiting for tomorrow to come when I will travel out to Arkansas to assist in setting up an archaeological field school. How horrifying. At least let it be pre-Columbian, and not some pathetic antebellum shit. I've helped set up archaeological field schools, too, oddly enough. South Coastal Huari and pre-Huari stuff. Seriously, good luck.

1 hours later 6831956 Anonymous
>>6831921 Mother fucking Theresa. Again, most robots just like to complain. Congrats on completely wasting your time.

1 hours later 6831959 Snowman
>>6831937 It is a pre-colonization native american site. It's cool that you too have done these things.

1 hours later 6831973 Snowman
>>6831956 Like I had anything better to do. moot blaks

1 hours later 6831974 Anonymous
>>6831809 >He was cute and stylish and we had enough things to talk about, so I was hopeful that, while I wasn't looking for a relationship, the idea of going out with someone kind and not weird for a while sounded pretty appealing. Going out with someone for a while is different that pure sexual release. Also note that it took more time than usual to go to sex in her case. And in 10 seconds he became the nobody 27yo virgin. >Internally, I was screaming at myself to not laugh, not make a face, not judge. Yeah calculating about the pros and cons.

1 hours later 6831990 Anonymous
>>6831959 Cool, you're doing the interesting stuff. But I still think you're wrong in expecting /r9k/ to always drop their shorthand. You can't win me over with common experiences.

1 hours later 6832016 Snowman
>>6831990 I never held out any hope that they would. I will win you over. It is only a matter of time.

1 hours later 6832026 Anonymous
I am a woman and id love a 27 year old virgin so long as he was saving sex for marriage or okay with waiting until marriage

1 hours later 6832033 Anonymous
I was seeing a girl who was obsessed with me. She really seemed to want me. I told her I was a virgin. She lost all interest in me and made excuses like she doesn't want to be with anyone.

1 hours later 6832040 Anonymous
>Be 29 virgin >Have huge penis >No girl will ever believe hung guy my age to be virgin Girls believe it if they dont know my size. Second they know my size they refuse to believe it. I dont understand girls.

1 hours later 6832071 Anonymous
You guys would laugh, cry, and cheer about this one http://m.xojane.com/sex/the-cindere lla-slayer

1 hours later 6832074 Anonymous
>>6832016 >I will win you over. It is only a matter of time. My heart lies with another /r9k/ tripfag with extensive knowledge of historical practices. mystery.jpg, I would discuss Roman Britannia with you for hours.

1 hours later 6832098 Snowman
>>6832074 >implying I am not a history major focusing on the Pre-roman Celts. I wish I could link you to the post where I detailed this a few days ago. Also what about King Harold and >tdw? They are history bros too.

1 hours later 6832171 Anonymous
>>6832098 mystery's my infatuation, sorry. I'm perpetually annoyed by her posts, because they always seem to make her more interesting to me. And it's not like I'll ever meet her.

1 hours later 6832238 Anonymous
>>6832071 The problem with this is that it doesn't emphasise the real issue enough. I can see many commenters saying "Yeah, I'm a strong, independent woman, I don't want to be weak and pathetic!" without realising the implications of this. Even if you can fix cars and chop trees, looking for a man who can do all that plus more doesn't make you a strong woman, it makes you exactly who the article is talking about: a woman who won't consider being with anyone who is weaker than her in any significant way. It's not about how strong and independent you are. It's about your expectations of your partner. Going on about how you can take care of yourself isn't really relevant if you're just going to sleep around exclusively with the hottest men. To truly be an independent woman, you need to be prepared to be the strong one in the relationship a significant part of the time.

1 hours later 6832244 Anonymous (1361218090181.jpg 400x388 41kB)
ITT no life having edgy 24/7 WOW playing and on the edge of killing themselves teenagers arguing on shit no one in their right minds should ever give the slightest fuck about. I'm 22 and never had a sex, nor have I ever kissed a girl. However I just finished my university with honors and got accepted to do my masters at one of the best universities in Europe. Career is much more important than having sex, girls are a waste of time, while solving mathematical equations is freaking exciting. Have fun being pathetic losers while I'm enjoying my grants and learning new things every single day. Oh and in a few years from now when I will be getting paid around 200k euros per year while you will be cleaning my toilets for 100 euros per month, please, remind yourself how much of a pathetic ass you were when you were young and how much time you wasted believing that girls is the only thing that is important in your life. Feels good to be superior to literally everyone else in here.

1 hours later 6832279 Anonymous
My girlfriend like that I was a virgin, in fact she liked it so much that she told everyone about it and still tells people that she was my first. It's kinda awkward but whatever.

1 hours later 6832309 Anonymous
My boyfriend was 24 and a virgin. please don't listen to OP, guys. Get a nice girl and then fuck her once you guys are comfortable enough with eachother. Honestly, don't rush into sex. Casual sex is for punks btw

1 hours later 6832324 Anonymous
>>6832309 >implying you're really a woman >implying there are women out there who think like that.

1 hours later 6832328 Anonymous
>>6832309 >My boyfriend was 24 and a virgin. please don't listen to OP, guys. Women like you don't seem to exist anywhere near me. I'm not even in the stage where I'm self-pitying now, I'm just observing that I have no way of attaining someone like you.

2 hours later 6832333 Snowman
>>6832171 I too am annoyed by this feel. She doesn't like to talk about herself to others. I've tried many times.

2 hours later 6832354 Anonymous
>>6832333 She mentioned her interests far more often in the past. That outdoorsy attitude, her capability in a variety of fields and hobbies... She complains about being ignored due to looks, but I'd kill to get a chance with her. Fuck off, she's mine.

2 hours later 6832368 Anonymous
The worst thing of it is having normalfag friends who know. Obviously i wouldnt tell anyone knew about it, bbecasue of some stupid fucking mistakes some know. Fuck, i dont wanan imagine what they think about me.

2 hours later 6832375 Anonymous
>>6832026 That's nice. But what about those who aren't saving it for marriage?

2 hours later 6832385 Anonymous
>>6832324 >implications etc >>6832328 don't go for sluts or 'easy girls.' There are attractive females out there who could care less if you're a virgin or not. I mean, if a girl finds that to be a turn off she obviously doesn't really like you for more than sex. I love my boyfriend because of the person he is, not because he gives me the D. :\

2 hours later 6832386 Snowman
>>6832354 You better trip up if you want a chance son. And yeah I saw all those posts. I just wish she would post about them and not about perceiving herself to be ugly and talking about her 0/10 ex bf. She is a way more attractive person than she gives herself credit for.

2 hours later 6832393 Anonymous (Screenshot_2013-05-08-22-28-00.png 800x1280 28kB)
>7/10 women have lost their virginity by 19 pic related

2 hours later 6832442 Anonymous
>>6832385 >There are attractive females out there who could care less if you're a virgin or not. I mean, if a girl finds that to be a turn off she obviously doesn't really like you for more than sex And they're like you at my age, in my twenties: they're in relationships. So I'm stuck on the sidelines, waiting to be called in to the game, but nobody does. And when I step up and try to enter myself, I get shot down because the only available people are the 'easy girls.' I'd love to experience love like that, but when the choices are great women in committed relationships or women who just want sex, I'm kind of confused. Obviously, I refuse to "hang around" a woman in a relationship for the sole purpose of hoping she breaks up with her guy.

2 hours later 6832455 Anonymous
>>6832386 >You better trip up if you want a chance son I'm too shitty to be a trip. You yourself were arguing with me earlier, so there's no way I belong in that sphere. And I don't think mystery would actually want me. If you get her, make her happy.

2 hours later 6832475 Anonymous
>>6832328 >>6832324 It's down to one thing, anons: university. Women who go to university essentially have a three-year holiday paid for by society, all while being told how amazing they are and how brilliant they are and how they're the best person ever. They don't learn any humility, they're not prepared to give up anything for others, they're told that they should sleep around and it's fine and that casual sex is great and that because they're intelligent they've beaten the system. It's a little complex, actually: a false dichtomy is created, whereby they're told as children that stupid people are slutty, and smart people are monogamous. Then a little later, they're told at university that it's okay to be promiscuous. This creates a feeling of hugely inflated self importance: they can have it all! They can be 'clever', AND fuck lots of men! At no point are they told that actually, their actions really do have an impact in society, they're not lone agents, we're all in this together, and maybe they should either fucking do something useful at university, really stretching themselves to create and discover amazing things, or they should get a fucking job and stop being such an indulgent cunt. On the other hand, women who don't go to university get jobs and rent a flat with their boyfriend, because they don't think they're special snowflakes who need to 'find themselves', they realise that actually, what they need to do is build themselves.

2 hours later 6832483 Anonymous
>>6831169 is her name Mackenzie?

2 hours later 6832506 Snowman
>>6832455 Hah. The best tripfags are the ones that argue with me. Pacha, Ozy, eeyore, gossipgirl, Coyote, no7, they all make me mad as hell but it is also fun as hell to argue with them. I like every single one of them. Also I tried to put your name out there to mystery. >>6832427 Have fun.

2 hours later 6832522 Anonymous
I've come up with a perfect plan. When I lose my virginity, I'll pretend I'm very drunk to explain why I am so clumsy.

2 hours later 6832523 eeyaw
>>6832506 half the fucking trips you listed are borderline retarded

2 hours later 6832524 Anonymous
>>6832442 Do you know they're all in relationships? I had never been asked out until I was 21 because I look intimidating at 5'2" and 100lbs.

2 hours later 6832525 Anonymous
>>6831464 >>6831507 >>6831388 >>6831352 >>6831340 >>6831832 >>6831884 >>6831903 >>6831921 >>6831934 >>6831959 >>6831973 >>6832016 >>6832098 >>6832333 >>6832386 >>6832506 Go kill yourself you pathetic fucking faggot

2 hours later 6832532 Anonymous
>>6832506 >replying to a five hour old post She's not marrying you or I anytime soon, man.

2 hours later 6832545 Snowman
>>6832523 >implying retards aren't the most fun to argue with >>6832525 Wow. I posted a lot. >>6832532 At least I tried. Next time I see her post I'll do it again. Yeah, I know she won't. Too bad. I even have the money to make it storybook as fuck.

2 hours later 6832557 Anonymous
>>6832524 >Do you know they're all in relationships? For the most part, yeah. Maybe it's because I'm broken and actually want to get to know somebody before I get really attracted to them; by this point, I usually discover along the way that they're taken or are taking other men into their bed every weekend. Even if I "man up" and approach complete strangers, and even if they're not the easy girl type, I still run into the "sorry, I have a boyfriend" thing.

2 hours later 6832561 eeyaw
>>6832545 pointless. you just shake your head and move on because you can't reason with them

2 hours later 6832574 26th
>>6832524 Most good girls are snatched up and held onto for dear life. You would do the same as well, if you found your qt 3.14 who isn't a bitch. As for me, I didn't tell my girlfriend, but she knew anyways since I made the virgin mistake of blowing my nuts in a minute. She didn't mind and offered to go again.

2 hours later 6832583 Snowman
>>6832561 If they could be reasoned with it would be no fun. You know I argue with you for the same reason right?

2 hours later 6832617 Anonymous
I already set up a pretty convincing story about how I lost my virginity in case it comes up. So yeah, I'm not telling anyone that I almost reached wizard status.

2 hours later 6832734 Anonymous
It really wasn't that bad of an article and the comments were actually a much-needed breath of fresh air for me, a 22 year old virgin. At least some of the commentors admit there's an unfair stigma. Faith in xojane partially restored.

2 hours later 6832902 mystery.jpg
>>6832354 This was the sweetest thing I've ever read. ;_;7

2 hours later 6832971 Anonymous
>>6832902 awwwwww sheeeeit anon shes vulnerable go in for the kill mayne

3 hours later 6833088 Anonymous (assburger king.jpg 600x600 38kB)
>>6832244 >Career is much more important than having sex, girls are a waste of time, while solving mathematical equations is freaking exciting.

3 hours later 6833125 Snowman
>>6832902 I'm glad I enabled you two to find true love together.

3 hours later 6833701 Anonymous
>>6832617 do tell the story. i never thought of a story...

3 hours later 6833707 Anonymous
>>6831258 >My husband knew I was a virgin when he first bedded me. I was twenty-two when we met. How long had you two been together?

4 hours later 6833758 Anonymous (1355365902779.png 309x323 218kB)
>Internally, I was screaming at myself to not laugh, not make a face, not judge.

4 hours later 6833804 Anonymous
>>6833088 >caring about sticking your dick inside a wet hole instead of accomplishing your own goals >>>/facebook/

5 hours later 6834701 Anonymous
I lost my virginity to another virgin (he was 19) when I was 17. We were each other's first bf/gf. Our relationship only lasted a few months, but it was the typical teen romance. I wouldn't redo it. I'm currently 18 and am going to be taking my 17 year old bf's virginity in a few days. I honestly think that any girl that gives a shit that a guy is a virgin is a bitch.

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